This Is Painful: Colleen Apology

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  • @luffyduffy7817
    @luffyduffy7817 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    The fact that all my favorite TH-camrs are covering this is a double edged sword. Their reactions are priceless but I have to put myself through the song every time

    • @dustyyshellz1320
      @dustyyshellz1320 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      It’s been stuck in my head for days😂
      TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN
      NEXT STOP MANIPULATION STATION

    • @Tracylyn42
      @Tracylyn42 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Omg I know right. I am watching all the reactions but every time I hear the song the implication of it just gets worse to me.

    • @cakiecup
      @cakiecup ปีที่แล้ว +42

      And every listen doesn’t get better. As soon as she says ALL ABOARD I wanna die lmao

    • @r.p.schlett8397
      @r.p.schlett8397 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I legit want to know what the appeal was of this woman/character. Like, seriously, who liked her stuff? I never got her appeal. I stuck to Smosh, Markiplier and the Try Guys, and was perfectly fine not wanting to know who or what she was.

    • @odditynix
      @odditynix ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I get that. I swear every youtuber I’ve ever watched is reacting to this, it’s been terrible but great

  • @wrenwry
    @wrenwry ปีที่แล้ว +521

    The Narcissist’s Prayer:
    That didn't happen.
    And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
    And if it was, that's not a big deal.
    And if it is, that's not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn't mean it.
    And if I did, you deserved it.

    • @justme72728
      @justme72728 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      And if you did, I am the victim and you should apologize to me

    • @Mrempoleon100
      @Mrempoleon100 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You can add:
      yes i made mistakes, but there are other people that mess up worst than me.

    • @hagelslag9312
      @hagelslag9312 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also "how dare you all believe the victims, feel sympathy for me because you're destroying my career, that's not something I did myself no you all are doing that"

    • @billie3054
      @billie3054 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but whatta about the emails? whatta bout the laptop! ?!

    • @danieluhl1569
      @danieluhl1569 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And if you did, I hope you had some fun.

  • @leviettri3576
    @leviettri3576 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    I love how the lyrics of this statement/confession is enough evidence for who she is as a person

    • @AshChiCupcak
      @AshChiCupcak ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea all the "misinformation" are actual messages from her to minors and real video footage of herself being inappropriate but noooo that's ✨ Misinformation ✨

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The outro is so venomous and damning. How could she think that was the moooooove

    • @jeambeam3173
      @jeambeam3173 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right? Bitch just looks crazy you can see it in the eyes. Type of girl that would poke holes in your condoms so they can stay with you for forever and ever

    • @madrasaseries
      @madrasaseries ปีที่แล้ว

      colleen is a queen

    • @TheKatarinaGiselle
      @TheKatarinaGiselle ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ppl need to stop calling it an apology

  • @jademoon7938
    @jademoon7938 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    We all heard Shane Dawson saying he loves Colleen because the moment he sees her, she's like, "WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT'S THE TEA WHO DO WE HATE???"
    So the irony of her calling evidence backed facts toxic gossip and acting like everyone else is deplorable for that same behaviour is peak trash hypocrisy.

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Seems like she's assuming everyone else is like her and enjoys this shit.

    • @carnuatus
      @carnuatus ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Like Shane (And The Logans) her entire family is like this. But I still can't tell if she doesn't understand or just enjoys hurting people. Probably all of the above.

    • @TurbopropPuppy
      @TurbopropPuppy ปีที่แล้ว

      anyone Shane Dawson likes can be immediately painted with suspicion, feels like it's only a matter of time before we get an Epstein Island of TH-cam

  • @0FreakShow0
    @0FreakShow0 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    Her cold angry eyes speak to her personality and mental state. Shes admitted to having a lot of rage whitch you can see in her eyes, and you can see the contempt on her face. She's malicious.

    • @jinxed402
      @jinxed402 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      She's losing money so it involves her, now. Or at least that's the math she is doing. Up until it hit her wallet it wasn't real. Now she's furious.
      I genuinely pity the people living with her. An embarrassed narcissist that isn't getting their way is one of the most miserable creatures on God's green Earth.

    • @hagelslag9312
      @hagelslag9312 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jinxed402 Yes and no. She's still touring.

    • @jinxed402
      @jinxed402 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@hagelslag9312 In that case, her poor roadies.

    • @xxspencilxx
      @xxspencilxx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So that's what up with her eyes! you put words to it,
      I felt unsettled by them and saw others mentioning the same. Im not very good at reading facial expressions, i thought it was just me n folks nit-picking. Gosh, thats so creepy😖

    • @0FreakShow0
      @0FreakShow0 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @cyracryra6516 no she's got psychosis eyes to me. If I ever saw a friend looking like that I'd be looking up psych wards.

  • @sybill123ful
    @sybill123ful ปีที่แล้ว +324

    i said it before and i’ll say it again, colleen took the barbra streisand route and exposed herself even more without thinking twice. She made herself look guilty asf to people that don’t even know who miranda sings is. she dug her grave, and is mad we’re laughing at her for doing so 😂

    • @nailinthefashion
      @nailinthefashion ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Adam personally just wanted a public and private apology and none of this would have been as severe for her, I'll never not chime in widdit... we are willing to forgive if someone is willing to be humble..

    • @sybill123ful
      @sybill123ful ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nailinthefashion you said it perfectly. literally all she had to do was talk to adam, someone that she’s talked to for years before privately. but now that the conversation is about an apology, she suddenly realizes it’s “weird to talk to fans”

    • @IDrinkWeed
      @IDrinkWeed ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m confused, who is Barbra Streisand and what did she do?

    • @mercyfulfate666
      @mercyfulfate666 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@IDrinkWeedis a famous singer and actress. I don't know what she did tho.

    • @penmasterjnd
      @penmasterjnd ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IDrinkWeed 2 weeks late, but basically a photo was made public that happened to have Streisand's house in it. She tried to hide it, but in doing so made more people aware of the photo and its contents. The effect is now known as the Streisand effect.

  • @unearthlyFromage
    @unearthlyFromage ปีที่แล้ว +124

    For everyone confused about the baby crying, he was playing that audio off-screen to make a joke on how this entire video is her just crying and wailing about her own mistakes and how she sounds like an annoying baby going "waaah feel sorry for me help me".

  • @adelcipher5617
    @adelcipher5617 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    The fact that Pig managed to get through more than those first 30 seconds is incredible....this has to be THE WORST apology ever made

    • @jinxed402
      @jinxed402 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's really disrespectful to pigs, you know. They don't even groom themselves. Colleen is more like my dead letter bin; full of crap.

  • @Propanus
    @Propanus ปีที่แล้ว +134

    I thought the interpretive dance girl was the worst apology, but this is some brand new shit we aint never seen before.

    • @mahogara
      @mahogara ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I'm actually scared to see what's the next stage for worse influencer's apology is.

    • @wonderlucky1912
      @wonderlucky1912 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@mahogara​​⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠ I am scared too.We have interpretive dancing and now we have a ukulele song/musical number. I am now expecting for the next apology-a whole musical number on stage with a live band and or a orchestra.

    • @Perceptionreflection
      @Perceptionreflection ปีที่แล้ว +6

      God, I had put that out of my mind. Dancing to deny SA I stg

    • @ConcernedCoffee
      @ConcernedCoffee ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah i didn't think it could get worse but man did she prove that people can just get lower and lower and lower.

    • @Emma-ei2zk
      @Emma-ei2zk ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@mahogarawere gonna get a whole ass Broadway musical next

  • @khalastrom1067
    @khalastrom1067 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Literall screenshots of her asking minors what their favorite sex position is,
    Her: The TOxIc GoSsIP TrAAaAaIiIINNn

  • @gregbrown8881
    @gregbrown8881 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I've seen this "apology" 4 times now, and I swear she never actually apologizes for anything. At one point she even says that refuses to apologize because then she would be admitting to lies, but *never says what the lies are*. Like... why not just say you're sorry for the specific things that you recognize as mistakes? Why would you even call it an apology video if you never apologize? The worst thing about this is that even if she really wasn't grooming kids, if she put this video out as it is, everyone would still think she was lying.
    At least this will be memorable because that song is an ironic banger LMAO.

    • @jennatavares4695
      @jennatavares4695 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I've probably seen it 10 times. Every time I'm just as baffled

    • @your.mom.stup3d
      @your.mom.stup3d ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly, she doesn't even apologize for anything

    • @arekushisu100
      @arekushisu100 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I think we should retire the term "apology" in favor of "response", since that's all it is, especially when they don't even say sorry.

  • @customarymagic
    @customarymagic ปีที่แล้ว +88

    She's so angry at everyone for calling her out and she's doing a terrible job of hiding it

  • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
    @hiitsnicetomeetyou ปีที่แล้ว +177

    It's unbelievable how she managed to create a worse "apology" than I ever could have envisioned. She would look insane if she was 100% innocent and made this, but when she's guilty with piles of evidence to back it up? A genuinely scary person who is legitimately convinced everyone is in the wrong except her.

    • @CorruptSans6
      @CorruptSans6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah she created a more shitty apology than Sienna Mae which I thought was impossible.

  • @KingNexusMOCs
    @KingNexusMOCs ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I don't even normally do this shit!"
    There's *A LOT* of people who took a break from their regular content to call this woman out.
    That's how you know how bad this situation is.

  • @Vernydog92
    @Vernydog92 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    The crying baby was EASIER to listen to than Colleen's singing, so thank you for that.

  • @Vampxiii_
    @Vampxiii_ ปีที่แล้ว +102

    For anyone who doesn’t know what she did or wants details. She was talking about her ex husbands dick size with minor fans, asking a 13 year old his fav sex position for a q&a video he was making. Asked him if he was a virgin, asked him and (I guess she said this next part as a joke but joke or not. It’s not okay) she asked for ass pics. Because the kid said his ass looked good. She left the same kid in an unknown city after she asked him to come see her before one of her shows but freaked out when she heard him tell her that he had his parents with him. Which he was like 15 at the time, so idk what she expected. But anyways yeah. She left him and made him feel bad after she learned about his parents coming with him. She also sent her ‘unused’ Lingerie set. After he joined a live and said he said she had awful taste in the clothes and she was like “omg I wanna send you this” and ASKED if he wanted. Which even if he did which I don’t believe he did, she’s the adult. She knows better. She also talked shit on fans with other fans, shared only fans of another TH-camr (Trisha paytas (however you spell it)) with the same minor boy. She also asked people about when they got their first periods (they were also minors) and then shared videos of inserting a tampon into her mouth and sent it. And the other stuff you heard about in the stream. Anyways yes this is all true as there’s so much screenshots evidence and videos from multiple people. Etc.

    • @parkerisles7256
      @parkerisles7256 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I think it’s pertinent to add that she gave her creepy ex husband, brother, and male best friend access to her minor fan base where they also behaved predatorily.

    • @notworethite4835
      @notworethite4835 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The cheese balls video 😤😕

  • @djtheturtle1399
    @djtheturtle1399 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I just realized something. The only times she actually goes into what happened is when she's not actually singing but she's still misrepresenting/downplaying what happened.

  • @FukaiKokoro
    @FukaiKokoro ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I hate how people use death threats to justify or minimize shit. Also Adam one of her victims has been harassed and treated so poorly by Colleen fans he has had to make NUMEROUS police reports... So her moaning about threats when she hasn't had to go to the police is laughable.

    • @LawNerdAmber
      @LawNerdAmber ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And she calls that Adam having fun... Having to relive his trauma and be no stop harassed for three years... She calls fun.

    • @ninavale.
      @ninavale. ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah and to make it worse, at the time of these threats ADAM WAS A MINOR. He only now turned 20 so three years ago he was just 17. A child. She stoked the fire and weaponized her fanbase against a CHILD. She was 33 at the time, and already famous while Adam is a regular person. She had all the power in that situation.

  • @moxiemaxie3543
    @moxiemaxie3543 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Miranda: Im PG-13, not for kids
    Miranda: Creates a Nick Jr song😂

    • @FukaiKokoro
      @FukaiKokoro ปีที่แล้ว

      Yet she's on the TH-cam kids app and numerous thumbnails are of her spreading her very young nephews legs wide open.

    • @genbunin5376
      @genbunin5376 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m surprised she didn’t call this pile of shit “Toxic Gossip Choo-Choo Twain”. 😂😂😂😂🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🫠🫠🫠🫠🤡🤡🤡🤡🫨🫨🫨 @moxiemaxie3543

  • @djtheturtle1399
    @djtheturtle1399 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I think her real gripe is that she thought she got away with all this with her previous video addressing the leaks so now she feels like a victim. In my opinion she should just voluntarily leave the internet, she's proven herself to be weird around minors and that's just not good

  • @Ampharos_Nation
    @Ampharos_Nation ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "🎸🎵🎵 pls guys don't hold me accountable for my actions"

  • @jinxed402
    @jinxed402 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    She really sang sorry, not sorry.

  • @amoodyfrog
    @amoodyfrog ปีที่แล้ว +21

    The bird vibing on the chair 😅

  • @xofrnkk9209
    @xofrnkk9209 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    its crazy this is her response to being exposed as a groomer with TONS of evidence to back it up.

  • @Grace-tg4oy
    @Grace-tg4oy ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The best part is how she looks at the camera with this accusatory stare like "Oh you're the ones who should be held accountable for calling me out on my behavior."

  • @Onyxxu20
    @Onyxxu20 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Someone pointed out the reason she probably did the music, aside from being a manipulative move, is to make sure people can't chop it up out of sequence because it would sound off immediately
    However, this woman addressed the situation with one of her victims 3 years ago and did exactly that. Cut out context and tried to make herself look as good as possible.

  • @deadsoon
    @deadsoon ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Isn't hurting animals as a child, anger issues, impulsivity and callousness early signs of sociopathy? When she told that story of the dog they had to put down because she hurt it and it bit her in response left me seriously considering that possibility. She even laughed about it. With that context her behavior makes much more sense.

    • @tornadodee148
      @tornadodee148 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      she got a couple of screws loose for sure no doubt about that. Now which screws would be up to a mental health professional to identify.

    • @Moonless87
      @Moonless87 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I tried to comment about this but youtube absolutely doesn't want people to have any discussion here because they removed My comment even after I c€nsored it! I didn't say anything offensive at all.....this isn't the only time that TH-cam have autoremoved a comment even when there's nothing wrong with the comment....does anyone know what the b@nned words are? TH-cam is getting more ridiculous every day 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @FrumiousMing8
    @FrumiousMing8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    She really didn't think this through. She says she made mistakes but then says she's not going to say sorry because then she would be admitting to lies. Which is which Colleen? There are things you did that hurt children and there's video and verifiable screenshots which is proof of what you did. So you can't say it's a lie. How are we supposed to know what other things are part of the "toxic gossip train" and which are true if you don't tell your side of the story?
    It's insane the amount times she talks (sings) in circles here.

    • @bellaolssons
      @bellaolssons ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Her: "yes i messaged fans"
      5 seconds later: "its AAAALL lies"
      ????

    • @FrumiousMing8
      @FrumiousMing8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@bellaolssons Exactly!!!

  • @beatriceorsi5239
    @beatriceorsi5239 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Just imagine if the genders were reversed. JUST IMAGINE

    • @commonnobodylulublue790
      @commonnobodylulublue790 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The reaction would be the exact same , this isn’t a case of selective outrage as this has been a topic of discussion for weeks now and a lot of people are in fact outraged by the situation and response. But obviously given that this person has a HUGE platform they are still going to have supporters but that isn’t a response distinctive by gender.

    • @tims5978
      @tims5978 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@commonnobodylulublue790 idk about that, I watched the h3h3 podcast and their opinion was that she was just mentally stunted and not exetremely creepy. maybe their opinion changed with this response from Colleen.

    • @parkerisles7256
      @parkerisles7256 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We don’t have to because her ex husband, her male best friend, and brother behaved in a similar predatory/grooming fashion as her with her fans.

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@parkerisles7256Yeah, there may be selective outrage on behalf of the public…but as far as the law goes, groomers and molesters of all genders largely get away with it or really short sentences if by some miracle they don’t.

    • @NR-wg4cf
      @NR-wg4cf ปีที่แล้ว

      Folks telling us to reverse the gender are telling on themselves.

  • @hallowvenixya9215
    @hallowvenixya9215 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    14:21 Inaccurate. Babies at least tend to cry for a reason.

  • @Redandblue11
    @Redandblue11 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Distributing potn to minors, pretty sure that's an arrestable offense!!!

    • @TheKnallkorper
      @TheKnallkorper ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The fact that she just uses that word for her child audience in live shows like it’s plain vocabulary is enough

  • @JadedJoyboy_116
    @JadedJoyboy_116 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    It’s always a treat seeing you lose your sanity so quickly 😂

    • @clintonharvey2384
      @clintonharvey2384 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gabby Hanna’s situation was scary and confusing, and not really funny, just very concerning.
      But this one, this one is ALL comedy, I wouldn’t usually say that because she HAS affected her victims, but I think this is just a little taste of justice for them to watch her essentially burn herself down unwillingly. Sure it’s not enough for justice for them, but it’s a really good start 😭
      See also: Stephen Crowder 😂

  • @hiitsnicetomeetyou
    @hiitsnicetomeetyou ปีที่แล้ว +21

    At least we got some good birb content out of that eardrum rupture! Also I love that he started the crying baby joke and then actually got worried when the chat went along lol

  • @bleh553
    @bleh553 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how he guessed it perfectly 💀💀

  • @SuperLasisi
    @SuperLasisi ปีที่แล้ว +7

    WTF IS THAT BABY CRYING OMG

  • @Jenn-ie5vf
    @Jenn-ie5vf ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yes I talked to minors, yes I trauma dumped on the minors, yes I sent minors undies, asked for ass picks and embarrassed fans on stage but it's all drama y'all

  • @cakiecup
    @cakiecup ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love how you increasingly get more and more fed up 😂 also the baby crying sound was literally *perfect* I cannot tell the difference

  • @janehoe.
    @janehoe. ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pig you missed the besy part when you skipped to see if she keeps going. She fakes out as of she's going to turn the camera off

  • @syeulea
    @syeulea ปีที่แล้ว +6

    THE BABY CRYING LMFAOOO

  • @bkk1996
    @bkk1996 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If Ego and Narcissism made an "apology" video

  • @elithornton5217
    @elithornton5217 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    you know it's sad when you honestly think that Logan Paul's apology was more genuine than whatever...this was
    btw: This "apology" has 6 VERSES.

  • @nekomann
    @nekomann ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Leaning into the parasocial..." I've been waiting for someone to say that very line. That's exactly what this is!

  • @SarcasticSean
    @SarcasticSean ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love how all the information is being dumped on him all at once. I'd go crazy. Shout out to his chat. they did a great job.

  • @matiaspereyra9392
    @matiaspereyra9392 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It really gives the interpretative dance apology video a run for its money

  • @darkljs
    @darkljs ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hate how catchy the chorus is...

  • @jessicarodriguez-aquino9994
    @jessicarodriguez-aquino9994 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I just watched the video that SWOOP made on her. Something is very wrong with this chick.

  • @funkyfresh2053
    @funkyfresh2053 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    It's funnier everytime i see someone new react to this absolute banger lmao

  • @kittystetson6737
    @kittystetson6737 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love your takes but HOLY SHIT the crying baby noise made me almost exit the video my dude

  • @taer7097
    @taer7097 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    For a second I was like wait when did pig have a young baby? 😂

  • @LightningStrikes2345
    @LightningStrikes2345 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    She single Handley brought the apology video cliché bar so low it’s now subatomic

  • @ryanzone3126
    @ryanzone3126 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Is it grooming?" Seriously nail on the head and the ukulele actually makes it really weird and creepy when it is about her interactions with kids.

  • @maddiejennett3744
    @maddiejennett3744 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thank you Pig for uploading this, I tried to watch her apology video on my own and got 30 seconds in before the cringe was just too much.

  • @ninavale.
    @ninavale. ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Now idk about other people but I wouldn't classify "sending a minor lace lignere" a mistake...it's not like a spur-of-the-moment curse or phrase. It involves certain steps. Like packing the thing, adressing the package, calling a courier and posting parcel There's PLENTY of time in-between those actions to step back and reconsider. Like idk when you're waiting for the courier to arrive.

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iirc one literally told her smthn like "I would but PLEASE DONT SEND BECAUSE MY PARENTS WILL GET MAD" and she sent it and parents DID get mad

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 ปีที่แล้ว

      No hate on drug users LMFAO I am one tbh but I genuinely do. not. Fathom how she could do that sober and in stable mind???
      Unless she has a SERIOUS illness that makes her not realize reality.....but even then theres a lot of people with mental issues that DONT SEND PANTIES TO CHILDREN 😭

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 ปีที่แล้ว

      AND SHE HAD A DUDE NEXT TO HER ASS AND AN ENTIRE LIVESTREAM OF PEOPLE ENCOURAGING IT (at least the majority were and i understand it's hard to say smthn if it seems like the rest of people are just having fun,)

  • @Shadowstar_Art
    @Shadowstar_Art ปีที่แล้ว +3

    if you want to get the full scope of what she did, SWOOP made an very in-depth video on the matter

  • @starranderson5
    @starranderson5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:32 - 3:39 here we go!! A SMARTASSS 🫠

  • @TheNewPrometheus
    @TheNewPrometheus ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i had no idea who this was until Olivias powerpoint on H3 and i knew she was wrong at that point then this. this is like the third or fourth time ive watched this via other creators at this point and this cringe frustrates me and grates at me more and more every time.

  • @tinyspoof6505
    @tinyspoof6505 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I don't understand how the bit she did at her live performance (bringing up young boys to put their hands in her pants, spreading fans' legs) is making everyone upset, but none of the audience were upset in the moment when they saw it on stage. They were laughing.

    • @TheKnallkorper
      @TheKnallkorper ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @0FreakShow0
      @0FreakShow0 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@TheKnallkorper she also toured with that same skit for literally years! So it's happened hundreds of times

    • @ember9361
      @ember9361 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The children laughing? Children laugh at dangling keys. And people did very much get mad at her for that.

    • @tinyspoof6505
      @tinyspoof6505 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ember9361 and parents laughing. None of the parents seemed to have a problem with it. I don't think she would keep doing the same skit for YEARS if the parents did have a problem with it.

    • @natalie-1592
      @natalie-1592 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The audience were presumably full of children who didn’t know better, who couldn’t see it as inappropriate because it’s their favourite youtuber so they idolised her, perhaps it’s nervous/uncomfortable laughter, but also hindsight is important

  • @reesee7363
    @reesee7363 ปีที่แล้ว

    im glad i found ur channel, been watching for 1-2 years

  • @Anon12077
    @Anon12077 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The baby sound effects are genuinely stress-inducing dude stop 😂😂 (but also luv ya!)

  • @hankkingsley2792
    @hankkingsley2792 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Sweet Dee's monologue after the "Baby Boy" song in Charlie's play.

  • @ScootsLounge
    @ScootsLounge ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the third reaction to this video I've seen, and let me tell you it does NOT get easier on rewatches.

  • @xXxNUGGETPOWERRxXx
    @xXxNUGGETPOWERRxXx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That one comment “this is the reason I’m glad hell exist.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @tims5978
    @tims5978 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    idk if its the lighting but her eyes look actually terrifying

  • @kayladavis72
    @kayladavis72 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    her beat made me want to sing the duck song but then she had to start singing about trains🙄😃

  • @catinthekitchen1
    @catinthekitchen1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was just thinking about something weird. I've worked with children and I've always been asked to share my empty transcript of criminal record so they can check there is nothing, especially including children. How about they started asking that from everyone who is in any way involved with minors? Just a crazy thought

  • @Therabidtrashpanda
    @Therabidtrashpanda ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When even the bird is like "wtf does she think she is doing rn?" 🤣

  • @r.p.schlett8397
    @r.p.schlett8397 ปีที่แล้ว

    Also, thank you for bringing to my attention the fact that she’s talking through most of her “song”

  • @Alex-vx1ty
    @Alex-vx1ty ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fastest way to make me think you are a P3do is for you to write a song telling me you're not a P3do.

  • @karnagekarnival5127
    @karnagekarnival5127 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She should have just sang the Sex Offender Shuffle and saved herself the time it took to write this shit 🤣

  • @fedos
    @fedos ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Narrator: The song went for 10 minutes.

  • @skunkgirl456
    @skunkgirl456 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This situation is so... weird. like why did she think any of this is okay? like even if she didn't do anything bad who apologizes by song? (im also a blank slate I have no clue what she did but something told me she did something pretty bad since this is barely a apology)

  • @parakeetinmyhat
    @parakeetinmyhat ปีที่แล้ว +1

    She reminds me of Jan Levinson from the Office when she was singing at her baby shower lmao

  • @Attabasca
    @Attabasca ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I laughed at the beginning with the baby joke and then it kept going...and I had to stop the video.

  • @GhostRat__
    @GhostRat__ ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep going to TH-camr to TH-camr just to listen to this Jam

  • @Caro.tito23
    @Caro.tito23 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ik It’s bad but this shit catchy asf😭

    • @ouioui123.14
      @ouioui123.14 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have it on my spotify playlist lmaoo😭😭

  • @hayden6646
    @hayden6646 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    this is marceline's weirdest arc

  • @ZeallustImmortal
    @ZeallustImmortal ปีที่แล้ว

    Does anybody know what her song is plagiarized from? It sounds familiar and I remember the original being good.

  • @tawnyew
    @tawnyew ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm excited af rn I can't even

  • @matthewharris7640
    @matthewharris7640 ปีที่แล้ว

    This song is the musical version of crazy eyes

  • @Roman_Adrian
    @Roman_Adrian ปีที่แล้ว

    *starts strumming ukulele* Oh gawwwwwd!

  • @Ichneumonxx
    @Ichneumonxx ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can't wait for this to be put into evidence on her obviously upcoming civil case... I would sue her for damages just on the basis of creating this atrocity.

  • @titaniumcranium3755
    @titaniumcranium3755 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This isn't even an apology. And the fart joke isn't even the point of the joke that we're upset about, it's the fact that you spread a 14-16 year old girls legs in front of a crowd of people which caused the same little girl to get ogled at and cat called by creepy older men who could be her father's age while she walks back to her car.

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That moment for me was satisfying and let me explain lol
      it's cause at that moment I realized ANYONE who watches this, Even ones who don't know what's happening, will automatically realize she is bullshitting.
      No ones gonna get mad at a "Fart Joke" and her saying that as her only admittance is gonna prove to everyone she's lying if it didn't before

    • @bingdinggold1877
      @bingdinggold1877 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I didn't know about the girl being basically harassed by adults on the way to the car...that made me sad af I hope it's just a rumor but it seems likely
      Another thing that makes me sad is the boy she brought on stage, shit I'm about to cry SAYING IT, the kid she made kiss her cheek and put her hands in her pants to EAT POPCORN
      This kid is STARSTRUCK and IN LOVE and he says he "loves her so much he can't even explain"....
      And I believe that poor kid, I cannot imagine his feelings FOR AN ADULT THAT HE SHOULD BE FEELING FOR SOMEONE HIS AGE..
      And to make his love last long she tells him (in character as Miranda btw) "how old are you? Oh 9??". And then walks away dramatically joking she didnt know
      THEN SAYS
      "you're too young I'm sorry...let's wait a couple years"
      To make him have hope they'll date later
      That kid was funny tbh his accent was great but the situation is the saddest shid I've seen in awhile

  • @briannawilliams97
    @briannawilliams97 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we even call this an apology?

  • @Idiot_TaylorsVersion
    @Idiot_TaylorsVersion 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    In 2019 a guy in my hometown r-worded a 6 year old girl and then BLAMED HER. Colleen’s video has the same energy.

  • @Cristopher.C
    @Cristopher.C ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ♪ toxic gossip train ♪

  • @averya9802
    @averya9802 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bruh that damn baby crying in the back 👎🏼

  • @HighOnCaffine9623
    @HighOnCaffine9623 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn’t know who she was until I saw that picture of her with messy red lipstick on lol.

  • @TheMadsC
    @TheMadsC ปีที่แล้ว

    12:52
    Viewers: "Rats! Rats! We're the rats!"

  • @ChripPart
    @ChripPart ปีที่แล้ว

    i actually felt like ripping my hair out while listening to that "Apoplogy"

  • @Jobroski47
    @Jobroski47 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    She is stuck in 2016

  • @bowserjr4913
    @bowserjr4913 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Pretty cool vid

  • @taylorraines163
    @taylorraines163 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    im sorry but the baby was high key insufferable

  • @jm329
    @jm329 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    5:38 starts to sound like Wallace Shawn.

  • @chrisyoung1576
    @chrisyoung1576 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    why is there a baby noise

  • @midorijewel9983
    @midorijewel9983 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The worst apology to ever exist lmao 💀💀

  • @amywonderland9297
    @amywonderland9297 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not me answering his questions as this video goes along like he can hear me XD She says lies but is also saying she made "a mistake".....

  • @mimiaokay1598
    @mimiaokay1598 ปีที่แล้ว

    Okay this is somewhat off topic but sometime he sounds exactly like Wallace Shawn

  • @thesalvaged2952
    @thesalvaged2952 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I thought she was supposed to apologize this is like blaming people for knowing the Truth

  • @YehShuhu
    @YehShuhu ปีที่แล้ว

    She literally didnt even acknowledge anything else other than the messages but theres SO MUCH MORE that she just doesnt even mention 😭

  • @kaitlynjohnson5129
    @kaitlynjohnson5129 ปีที่แล้ว

    The ukulele isn't a good instrument for her case