Ness vs. John Egbert (EarthBound vs. Homestuck) - RAP BATTLE!

happy birthday to me bitches!!!!!!
on a seemingly ordinary yet fateful day, a meteor strikes the surface of the earth. two young men venture out of their homes, unknowingly bound to defeat pure evil and save the world. but before all that, they're stuck in a rap battle. chaos ensues.
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Investigateur as John Egbert
/ @detectivemapping
/ krystalmeth02
Chao as Ness
/ @chaorb
/ chaoprod
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edited by Nekomancer Jade
/ @nekomancerjade
soundcloud.app...
written by the birthday girl
/ @cagayakegirlz
mixed by Freshy Kanal
/ @freshykanal
thumbnail by Danii
/ @swaggyflan
/ dannyplaysgames-422800890
produced by Tristan on the Track
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all art belongs to What Pumpkin, Nintendo, and Nekomancer Jade.

[@ropes1404]

please do john egbert vs denzel washington pls

[@DJ-1997]

YESSSS QUEEN SLAYYYU
oil rig

[@Gamzeemotherheckinmakara]

Why is spamton twerking on your pfp

[@arfirik]

please do dave strider vs barak obama

[@killorbekilledqueen0559]

This channel is criminally underrated this is amazing.

[@RedstoneAnimatesandmore]

the fact that these bars, disses, delivery, and editing are actually pretty good.
this channel is just way too underrated man.

[@umbracabre]

thank u :)

[@RedstoneAnimatesandmore]

@@umbracabre np :)

[@sylviacatface]

who comes up with these combinations? when did the thought of john egbert rap battling sans ever cross someone's mind

[@TheShimarioBrother]

"You've fought cult leaders, krakens, and a fetus abomination. Yet your biggest enemy is western localization"
GOD DAMN HE GOT EM

[@dedesans121]

the delivery on Ness's last few lines is so beautiful to listen to

[@SmokeTheHorsehog]

The editing here works so well, especially the visual gags with the Homestuck pages (although, maybe the text could’ve been made bigger there, as they do act as part of the subtitles).

[@ronispadez]

I am losing my shit this is absolutely GLORIOUS

[@vxvp5681]

THERE WAS GONNA BE A SANS JOKE I KNEW IT

[@Housescarf]

You NEED to make another one with Dave or some troll, this was great

[@umbracabre]

dave's somewhat of a possibility in the future. i do have a battle planned for each beta troll and maybeeee meenah if i feel like it

[@Housescarf]

@@umbracabre that’s most likely gonna take a long time lol

[@davestridr]

THIS SLAPS

[@Tonto_is_doing_your_mom]

happy birthday ❤️! your content never ceases to amaze me and everyone who is involved in these productions do a wonderful job! congrats at getting to 500 subscribers I'm sure you'll be skyrocketing past that soon enough, you made my day a little brighter with this video :D! i hope you have a wonderful birthday

[@blueside1677]

Chaotically good

[@lastwaltz6]

YES ANOTHER ONE

[@tchavorae]

I LOVE JOHN'S VA OML

[@dlanovil]

I don’t even care who won, this is an underrated rap battle

[@celeucidwu]

Please make one with karkat!! (Maybe vs. Bakugo?) Ur shit is pure gold qkdbjwwbfbjs

[@umbracabre]

i have one with karkat planned but it will probably be a while before it comes out

[@theoculus5007]

I LOVE THIS OH MY GOD

[@vrissylalonde5793]

I pretend I do not see

[@ongitsTG]

My guys really popped off

[@mycaryan1899]

Please do Dirk Strider VS Alex Noiree from Hacked CD

[@umbracabre]

what is Hacked CD?

[@mycaryan1899]

@@umbracabre An awesome Homestuck fancomic on MSPFA

[@howl1716]

I support this decision

[@islandsong1251]

This was so lethal

[@islandsong1251]

I dont really like both any more but GOD

[@ChaoRB]

pog

[@apollotronica]

IM SCREAMINGNDJSJJWE

[@curedreamfandubz4116]

John won,,,,not because he’s best boi or anything 😗👉👈

[@Club-Dreamiverse]

Chao and FyxFynn did awesome.

[@raggarip]

this channel is so under hyped-

[@weirdworld8736]

Can you do a video of ink sans vs vriska rap battle

[@umbracabre]

who is ink sans

[@Jai_gagne_la_bagarre]

@@umbracabre an other version of Undertale!Sans

[@KugoVR]

Happy birthday and it’s my birthday as well

[@awsmstevie]

ok... this is fire.

[@eridanampora3359]

pleasestop please

[@fixtrailer]

Awesome!

[@spongebobfan96]

whatever this is... i love it.

[@ticktockontheclockbuttheparty]

Ness won.

[@greyjulius9057]

🎉🎉🎉

[@greyjulius9057]

Enjoy the birthday confetti

[@umbracabre]

@Creep Switch make sonic vs nostalgia critic 2 for my birthday

[@greyjulius9057]

@@umbracabre mayhaps

[@Theguy20-ov8ck]

Pls do Arania vs sans

[@elementallobsterx]

The beta kid verse was amazing, as was the entire thing!

[@alanhasmemes]

holy fuck what

[@amigoman7508]

I wish i didn't have ears

[@phancoom1087]

ayo this was fire

[@phancoom1087]

btw loved that egg fellas lines

[@hien1256]

ohhhh this is too good

[@jellykissclover]

no pls have mercy💔💔

[@eridanampora3359]

i csnt t ske it abumroee

[@cetadel6597]

John swung the Warhammer of Vrillyhoo!
SMAAAASH!
Ness took 45 damage!
(Fill the rest in the comments)

[@yappingScramble]

this is the worst song ive ever heard in my life

[@umbracabre]

thats fair

[@mox.]

john2 voiice ii2 deada22 perfect

[@eridanampora3359]

john won

[@purple_tears1871]

this kinda slaps ngl

[@_dotnet]

i genuinely thought this would be dogshit, but its kinda good 😨

[@blahblahicrazynow]

ness won this one ngl sorry john

[@epicrapbattleparocheese7714]

Why is there even a homestuck fanbase. Homestuck is literally ms paint drawings, being the title; MS Paint adventures

[@umbracabre]

its drawn in photoshop

[@locustbag]

my dog maple would eat

[@eluminacaron7940]

my dog maple would eat

[@DetectiveMapping]

@Astronot fuck you

[@mycaryan1899]

Because of the porn
lol

[@DJ-1997]

oil rig

[@ofodoxiie]

братья спорят, не обращайте внимание

[@MITOCHONDRlA]

Homestuck

[@iseety7971]

0:28
Cracking an egg.
Yes.
Plz give us June.

[@iseety7971]

Oh and this is amazing btw