When he was building the trebuchet bridge, I just kept thinking about how the left weight would be perfect to hold the oth3r one in place, and then just drop the left weight during the hydraulic phase.
@@fos1451 Don't need them just make the platform under the left block fall out and then the counterweight is gone and the right block will tilt the structure. Can't believe he didn't think of that. Kind of obvious that the other block is supposed to be the counterweight.
Dear Blitz, When u do ur intro on poly bridge u never ask Kevin how his day has been. Kevin could be really sad bc/ Kevin has multiple personalities mostly because he is a biglzionchon people (that is totally a word btw.) R.I.P some versions of Kevin From, Some 10 year old that watches ur vids
HI EVERYONE!!! Welcome to learning english with Blitz! 12:17 "We gotta release the release point has to be at the higher point or before back fiuther where it's hard backwards brain." Love this channel! Hahahaha!
Hey blitz the reason trebuchets work is they have a brake so the arm only rotates to a certain degree so it stops and releases and throws it at an angle instead of driving it into the ground
I’ve just had a thought... whenever Blitz sees something, he calls it Kevin. What if he has invisible laser eyes that automatically names a thing or person Kevin!?!?!? Actually, no. He feeds them magical Kevin cake witch names them Kevin. Anyway, about my thought. PIZZA
Sometimes Blitz is a... Kid. No, I'm serious. A. Kid. But nobody said the that kids wouldn't be entertaining. A Kid. Maybe just his TH-camr personality is more likely a kid. I really not sure anymore.
13:35 I can explain why...There is about 150-200 cheaters and not many people can finish this game. You are really good at it without even realizing so now it's not that hard. I finished it but im down at 500 with my crappy designs. xd In area52 i was down there.
Blitz I been watching you for a few years now and I love all your videos but umm do you remember like a old boxing game that kinda looked like sheltered ( a past game you played ) and it would mean the world to me if you could tell me the name . Ty for being the TH-camr that doesn’t quit
so i guess this means no more poly bridge? but wait... to fully beat the game you must get every level under budget and no pieces broken youre getting there
Blitz, this is awkward, man. Are you going to acknowledge that you've been copying bridges? YOU didn't get top 200 with "your" catapult bridge, gamivide did.
Couldn't agree more...so awkward that he's trying to take credit for "figuring these out", very disappointing that he's so blatantly copying others builds and not giving any credit to the source.
Im not sure why but YT keeps updating, which is out of the main subject... "BLITZ"(😁😁😁) I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS AND YOU ARE LIKE MY CUP OF DIGITAL COFFEE EVERY DAY! Sorry! I know some how it increases the weight on your shoulders to make more videos, but I DARE to say everything will be alright!! Somehow i feel relied that im not the only one who expresses his real emotions while playing a video game!!! I so thankful for that!! If social distance wasn't a thing i would come and stalk you till i can give you a hulk hug! 😅😅😅😅
google is not smart I told her I won she was there you gone crazy Blitz: hello I am poly blitz and welcome to bridge building simulator 2020 News: MAN GETS CRAZY AFTER PLAYING POLY BRIDGE
Blitz you are the #1 winner and we all love you. But this was hard to watch without thinking "why is he doing that", "No don't put that there", and "HOW IS IT WORKING!?!" This was the highlight of my day because you put so many wrongs together and some how made a right. Thank you.
Blitz: What is a catapult Google. a stick with an elastic band used for kids to shoot rocks a eachother Blitz: No thats a sling shot me: Rocks... Shooting... At children.... Also Me: Im in
When blitz made a working catapult, did anyone see his max joint stress of 450% I didn't even think that was possible, much less be possible and work as well. Good job, blitz.
Ppl in the comment: *talk about blitz says polyblitz in the start of this video* Me: didnt he said that alot of episodes before? Like the time he said "Hi, im PolyBridge, welcome back to Blitz" or "Hi im PolyBlitz, Welcome back to Blitz"?
Why are half the comments really bad attempts at memes.. like, the whole no one: literally no one blah blah blah thing is getting really old, especially when y’all are forcing it SOO hard. Not every funny comment you have needs to be written like that.. just say it in a funny way, the meme format is ruining your jokes at this point... I’m glad we quickly got away from the, drawing arrows to the like button to get people to agree thing, now it’s time to stop with the annoying meme format!
Blitz, I'm Pretty sure you were supposed to use one of the blocks as a counterweight and then deattach that once the car is on the platform. BIG BRAIN!!!!
#1 winner
Hey liked the video great job
At least this is the last chapter right?wait,oh 2nd game...ok good luck
Hi
Big stonks
🌟🌟🌟🌟
I'm fairly certain polybridge developers are waiting until Blitz completes the game before they release polybridge 2.
i actully think so
Same
That might explain why it isn’t out yet
But will they have a Kevin in the game ?
There will only be Kevin's.
Blitz:I win!
Devs:Poly bridge 2 will be out soon
"Hey there,I'm poly-Blitz,welcome back to bridge building simulator 20."
~Blitz 2020
When I saw the thumbnail I was like omfg!
this guy is obsessed with the name Kevin
Wow
realeased before 2 mins, how lucky 104 wiews
do u have a discord server bc its fun
When he was building the trebuchet bridge, I just kept thinking about how the left weight would be perfect to hold the oth3r one in place, and then just drop the left weight during the hydraulic phase.
YES
Coulten D'Arnall i think the same at first but there were no hydraulic
@@fos1451 Don't need them just make the platform under the left block fall out and then the counterweight is gone and the right block will tilt the structure. Can't believe he didn't think of that. Kind of obvious that the other block is supposed to be the counterweight.
Coulten D'Arnall I was thinking exactly the same
Yep me too
Hey google what is catapult?
Google: defines slingshot
Builds trebuchet
hey google what is a nuclear warhead?
Google: how nuclear weapons work.
A slingshot is called a catapult in some parts of Britain.
Alexa will just decide you want to order something completely unrelated
*“Hello there, I am Bridge, playing a bit of Poly Blitz“*
Yeah me to
*”And in this episode, we will be making catapults”*
Lol
Juliet Cole its heard
Yes
“I gotta do the thing where the car the boat the plane the dinosaur thing... Huh?” -Blitz 2020
words, hard, backwards thing.
Big brain tired
Whos blitz
He’s evolving just backwards
@@shynu46 the creator of this video
The moment you said "i'm poly-blitz" I knew you were a man gone insane.
We are all insane here.
True.
Maybe he needs a sock puppet.
@Dynamite Dog No
Blitz makes a catapult in the last video
Also blitz: What's a catapult
Cats in Space whos blitz
The final level is insane? No, you’re insane for trying to complete it
XD
hi
Yup XD
Lol
yeep
I really like seeing blitz torturing himself and thank you blitz for doing it because it really makes my day better
xD this comment made my day @MarsmaLOL
😂 haha "👍
I just eat butter to make things better
@@farrelwaso5044 lol
I've never seen the words "like" and "torture" in the same sentence.
Imagine getting your lisence after driving on these bridges
Imagine wanting the licence after driving on these bridges
Marsmalol thats funny
Eggy Cracky anyone driving on these brides must be the worlds best drivers to drive and survive on. Blitzs bridges
MarsmaLOL I would be terrified and would decline a drivers license if I drove on Blitz’s bridges
@@corbindixon7164 the driver be like
👁👄👁
Dear Blitz,
When u do ur intro on poly bridge u never ask Kevin how his day has been. Kevin could be really sad bc/ Kevin has multiple personalities mostly because he is a biglzionchon people (that is totally a word btw.) R.I.P some versions of Kevin
From,
Some 10 year old that watches ur vids
This is the second time u
Why do you have that
Profile picture?
Kraxle Oofs Rifty and Tiko started an army
I knew it was something like that
Thanks!
the game: "breaks"
blitz: this is fine we won the game
Your profile picture brings back menories...
Spoiler
Whos blitz
HI EVERYONE!!! Welcome to learning english with Blitz! 12:17 "We gotta release the release point has to be at the higher point or before back fiuther where it's hard backwards brain." Love this channel! Hahahaha!
I love listening to it
When he said “oh hey, I’m poly- blitz”
*i felt that*
Hey blitz the reason trebuchets work is they have a brake so the arm only rotates to a certain degree so it stops and releases and throws it at an angle instead of driving it into the ground
No one:
Blitz in every game when he sees an NPC: " His name is kevin"
1: He can half the universe, with the snap of his fingers...
2: Tell me his name again.
KEVIN...
That day will come when their will be last episode of poly bridge 2
Shahzaib Ali by then they’ll have Poly Bridge III 😂
Well it’s says 7 comments so that means I’m close to being first
“Everyone knows trebuchets are made out of brown”
poly bridge 2 soon
(:
Bridge building simulated 2020 except we are no longer building bridges
"It's working everywhere, except place where it doesn't work"
-Poly Blitz
With the catapult level, if the blocks are so heavy then why don't you use the other one as counterweight?
I think that is what they intended but he didnt realize it
Why do people dislike 2 minutes in when the video is 22:50 long.
T-rex Boi 22:51 that one second counts
Even the haters notifications on lol
Fist one here
But not the first comment:<
Edit I saw the vid when it had 0 views
uh oh if it's insane ill NEVER beat the last level.
(...not that i have the game anyways...)
First time I can say first I guess
You are almost last
M4tth13s did you sort by newest?
1:55 catapult like you didnt did this before
I’ve just had a thought... whenever Blitz sees something, he calls it Kevin. What if he has invisible laser eyes that automatically names a thing or person Kevin!?!?!? Actually, no. He feeds them magical Kevin cake witch names them Kevin. Anyway, about my thought. PIZZA
Freaking hell, you activated my Google home 😂
Lmao I skipped through ten seconds and it said “this google machine it’s”..... “hard”
Sometimes Blitz is a...
Kid.
No, I'm serious.
A. Kid.
But nobody said the that kids wouldn't be entertaining.
A Kid. Maybe just his TH-camr personality is more likely a kid. I really not sure anymore.
Imagine being that Guy in the Car
Just as he knows he got it
*slam dunk it into the sea, there's no problem doing that,*
13:35 I can explain why...There is about 150-200 cheaters and not many people can finish this game. You are really good at it without even realizing so now it's not that hard. I finished it but im down at 500 with my crappy designs. xd
In area52 i was down there.
love your outro's they are just like: bye
Blitz I been watching you for a few years now and I love all your videos but umm do you remember like a old boxing game that kinda looked like sheltered ( a past game you played ) and it would mean the world to me if you could tell me the name . Ty for being the TH-camr that doesn’t quit
does someone remember worbital? No? It was my favorite game :( .
I loved that series :(
hey google what is a catapult. GOOGLE: OOF
Blitz: ok Google what's a catapult
Me: YOU JUST MADE ONE A MINUTE AGO
Blitz:reinforces stuff
Me:REINFORCE THE REINFORCEMENTS
so i guess this means no more poly bridge?
but wait...
to fully beat the game you must get every level under budget and no pieces broken
youre getting there
Blitz: ok google, what's the definition of catapult
Google: slingshot.
Aiden John whos blitz
Yvonne Rodriguez what?
I love you videos blitz, and I found out that Poly Bridge 2 comes out on my birthday!
When you early and don’t no what to say
MAGA MAN jeez
hey blitz you know that game hydroneer, you should how big of a tower you can make and use convater belts to take you up it
It still says no views, gotta wait a few minutes for that to end
blitz: how can i enslave humanity forever? google: how to make peace with everybody
That sounds right.
when you realize blitz has 2.69 million subscribers
Blitz that the day off my dad's birthday party that Is timing that we started.
Lol he hasn’t realized that you have to use the other block where I’m at
The people who make these levels must be like mastermindes
This channel should just be called Polly blitz at this point
Nice! No views 33 likes nice!
Shh but I don't think he knows how or what a cadipault
Blitz* asks Google what a catapult is*
my Google home mini * responds
At __(I forget time )
In previous episode he built catapult , now googling what it is ,
**Logic**
Whenever I watch videos of my favorite TH-camrs and PLIIING! “Blitz: the level of poly bridge is hard!” Me: clicks on the vid in a mile second
blitz the architect!
hi blitz hope you didnt lose your mind too much
before video title: this last level of Poly Bridge is Insane.
this video's title:This last level of Poly Bridge INSANE
Blitz, this is awkward, man. Are you going to acknowledge that you've been copying bridges? YOU didn't get top 200 with "your" catapult bridge, gamivide did.
Sssst you broke the kids dream
Couldn't agree more...so awkward that he's trying to take credit for "figuring these out", very disappointing that he's so blatantly copying others builds and not giving any credit to the source.
Trirangle is my favourite word
You just say your number of comment 37
Haha he knows me the alien president is me!
Too much ads!
The last level of the video blew my mind
13:28 you created Trebuchet not Catapult
"Poly Blitz"
Me:His soul started to merge with the game he knows all the cheat and way to beat the game.
36th
12:08 whoa!, yankee with no brim!
Blitz’s drawing perfectly describes the way of the derp
Im not sure why but YT keeps updating, which is out of the main subject... "BLITZ"(😁😁😁) I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS AND YOU ARE LIKE MY CUP OF DIGITAL COFFEE EVERY DAY! Sorry! I know some how it increases the weight on your shoulders to make more videos, but I DARE to say everything will be alright!! Somehow i feel relied that im not the only one who expresses his real emotions while playing a video game!!! I so thankful for that!! If social distance wasn't a thing i would come and stalk you till i can give you a hulk hug! 😅😅😅😅
Blitz you know Google assistant first you need to press center back but you need to wait 5second alright 😏😏😏😏🥰🥰😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🤓🤓🤓😎😎😎😎🤑
google is not smart I told her I won she was there you gone crazy
Blitz: hello I am poly blitz and welcome to bridge building simulator 2020
News: MAN GETS CRAZY AFTER PLAYING POLY BRIDGE
Blitz you are the #1 winner and we all love you. But this was hard to watch without thinking "why is he doing that", "No don't put that there", and "HOW IS IT WORKING!?!" This was the highlight of my day because you put so many wrongs together and some how made a right. Thank you.
E
Blitz: "Hey Google, what's a catapult."
Blitz' Google: * defines slingshot *
My Google: * defines cannibal *
Blitz: Google has big brainpower!
Me: No! I have very big brainpower! 1 + 1 = 4! see?
BTW 1 + 1 is 2! I was just kidding!
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Did that so wrong that it was right!
Blitz: What is a catapult
Google. a stick with an elastic band used for kids to shoot rocks a eachother
Blitz: No thats a sling shot
me: Rocks... Shooting... At children....
Also Me: Im in
When blitz made a working catapult, did anyone see his max joint stress of 450% I didn't even think that was possible, much less be possible and work as well. Good job, blitz.
Ppl in the comment: *talk about blitz says polyblitz in the start of this video*
Me: didnt he said that alot of episodes before? Like the time he said "Hi, im PolyBridge, welcome back to Blitz" or "Hi im PolyBlitz, Welcome back to Blitz"?
Anything:
Blitz: That was my nickname in highschool.
Imagine blitz got the contract of building bridges irl and u r the first one to try it
Then your name must be Kevin.
U sound like Jim carrey
6:37 trebuchet are made of brown
Why are half the comments really bad attempts at memes.. like, the whole no one: literally no one blah blah blah thing is getting really old, especially when y’all are forcing it SOO hard. Not every funny comment you have needs to be written like that.. just say it in a funny way, the meme format is ruining your jokes at this point... I’m glad we quickly got away from the, drawing arrows to the like button to get people to agree thing, now it’s time to stop with the annoying meme format!
Summary of Blitz playing Poly Bridge: Blitz yelling at things that aren't named Kevin while calming music plays in the background
Everything’s name is Kevin
Blitz, I'm Pretty sure you were supposed to use one of the blocks as a counterweight and then deattach that once the car is on the platform. BIG BRAIN!!!!
Hi
I've never this early before
u first comment!
@@T1BeanFN and I'm first to reply
Early! I love these vids