As some one who has literally gone thru a foot tall stack of papers to sign and initial in several spots on each page, it will be worth it to be the ONLY means of trade between one species and the rest of the galaxy. Even if it lasts only a short while.
In my travels to other countries, just knowing 'yes', 'no', 'please' and 'thank you' in the local lingo went a long _long_ way to having a good time. Oddly enough, nearly everybody I came across was _dying_ to try out the English fluency...they learned a lot, I learned a lot. And everybody was happy...it really _can_ be that easy.
It never hurt anyone to be polite, but try to sucker punch a stranger you've never met before? You'll be pretzel shaped on the floor faster than then going through the Stargate.
for some reason instead of netnarrator videos ibe been getting the ai channels lately. this is a breathe of fresh air. and the story is the most believable yet. humans are space fae.
Yeah I don't foresee good things for his future. As soon as he exits human space his ship is gonna get raided so they can find out how he did it. If they don't accidentally destroy him trying to capture him.
Although, we are rather protective of our friends, and somewhat so of acquaintances, so whatever knucklehead tries to or does attack him is in for an even worse time.
I’ve smiled at the world. It usually smiled back. Kindness and respect is a universal language and currency that I’ve found accepted and effective almost everywhere. Oddly powerful, and rare, for something that’s free.
I'd like to be that guy for a moment and just let folks know that good isn't very valuable outside humanities' current living conditions. It's only hard to find for us because it's so far deep in our crust that mining it in a large quantity is impossible. Asteroids would be minded much easier. Planetary mining makes no sense at that point.
Except that that would be true for the other races as well. By the time they get to the stars they'd likely already see gold as a symbol of wealth, opulence, and commerce and have it ingrained in their culture. The fact that it's now easier to get isn't going to diminish that.
I like to imagine when the station docks the alien boi does the markiplier yes scream m.th-cam.com/video/kA6Apo9uPT8/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUlbWFya2lwbGllciB5ZXMgeWVzIHllcyBvcmlnaW5hbCB2aWRlbw%3D%3D
"Nah nana nah, can't touch us"
But also, "good manners open more doors than threats and insults"
"Please and Thank You will get ypu a lot of places with humans"
Oh my God , Canadians have taken over Humanity !!
"sir i would like to make you an offer you can refuse" - blue space elf ---- and it worked
🤷🏼♂️ we love business lol
The headache, he is about to experience with the paperwork will haunt him forever.
As some one who has literally gone thru a foot tall stack of papers to sign and initial in several spots on each page, it will be worth it to be the ONLY means of trade between one species and the rest of the galaxy. Even if it lasts only a short while.
In my travels to other countries, just knowing 'yes', 'no', 'please' and 'thank you' in the local lingo went a long _long_ way to having a good time. Oddly enough, nearly everybody I came across was _dying_ to try out the English fluency...they learned a lot, I learned a lot.
And everybody was happy...it really _can_ be that easy.
The human ability to not give a fuck made manifest.
It never hurt anyone to be polite, but try to sucker punch a stranger you've never met before? You'll be pretzel shaped on the floor faster than then going through the Stargate.
ooooo i been wondering when youd do this one. my BEST performing story thus far.
Got a sequel?? I hope so.
for some reason instead of netnarrator videos ibe been getting the ai channels lately. this is a breathe of fresh air. and the story is the most believable yet. humans are space fae.
Yeah I don't foresee good things for his future. As soon as he exits human space his ship is gonna get raided so they can find out how he did it. If they don't accidentally destroy him trying to capture him.
Although, we are rather protective of our friends, and somewhat so of acquaintances, so whatever knucklehead tries to or does attack him is in for an even worse time.
There’s a sequel where he leads everyone back to humanity on a peace mission
Some cheeky fella once said, you catch more flies with honey than with a stick.
YOU DARE REFUSE MY BATCHALL!?
I’ve smiled at the world. It usually smiled back.
Kindness and respect is a universal language and currency that I’ve found accepted and effective almost everywhere.
Oddly powerful, and rare, for something that’s free.
Yeah humans on a whole don't take being pushed to well.
Knock, and it shall be opened.
I'd like to be that guy for a moment and just let folks know that good isn't very valuable outside humanities' current living conditions. It's only hard to find for us because it's so far deep in our crust that mining it in a large quantity is impossible. Asteroids would be minded much easier. Planetary mining makes no sense at that point.
Except that that would be true for the other races as well. By the time they get to the stars they'd likely already see gold as a symbol of wealth, opulence, and commerce and have it ingrained in their culture. The fact that it's now easier to get isn't going to diminish that.
Oh, you finally narrate this!!!
Noice!!!
huh... literally 'i reject your reality and substitute my own' to a new level
Aliens:"hi...um...were here to trade
humans:ignore it
Aliens:"...please?"
humans:stone slide sound effects
humans:you will meme
Politeness goes a long way.
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
Huh, thought this one was actually longer. I distinctly remember the guy coming back heading a trade armada.
lol literally just read all 3 about 30 minutes ago. S'got a good base to it.
Oh hells! I so want a follow up on this!
I have heard this one before.. I hope it's a series. Would suck if it if it ended here
The next part is just as good
Thanks!
love this one! :3
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this is a reupload ? could swear i heard this already on this channel
It's been on the AI channels and Agro Squirrel.
@@overlordmagnatron i only watch this hfy channel
And where is the rest?
I like to imagine when the station docks the alien boi does the markiplier yes scream
m.th-cam.com/video/kA6Apo9uPT8/w-d-xo.html&pp=ygUlbWFya2lwbGllciB5ZXMgeWVzIHllcyBvcmlnaW5hbCB2aWRlbw%3D%3D
Noice!!!
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