Madam Ping passed away, Xinyan killed her, Raiden Shogun arranged the funeral, Madam Ping cried the entire time, Kazuha laughed the entire time, Kujou Sara took Madam Ping’s phone to send the text, Raiden Shogun received the text and faint, Ning Guang bought ice-cream, Yae Miko saw the box moving, Ayaka broke the casket, Childe lost the body, Yolanda got to the wrong funeral.
Today we lost a very special Ray of sunshine, RIP Yanfei 😭. And it was all Yae's fault, she just had to hit her a little too hard think it would be some funny joke (we'll it wasn't Yae 😠). Xinyan ended up arragung the funeral out of the kindness of her heart and during the funeral Kuki cried the whole time because she lost not only the best teacher but also the best friend she could ever ask for (cringe, I know). As all of us moaned the great loss we just experienced, they just had to be that one guy who laughed and of course it was non other than Itto himself (he thought it was all a prank because he'd never seen Shinobu cry like that). And despite her elegant disposition, Yunjin decided to pull a prank by getting Yanfei's old phone and texting "I'm in the box, send help". She sent this message to Mon other than Itto who had finally realised what was going on, and due to his fear of ghosts, seeing this message knocked him out instantly like he'd just had a bowl of beans. Sure Yunjin could have just told him to quiet down but this method seemed to be effective as well. Xiao who was trying to be a happier person decided to buy ice cream that day and while walking past the funeral he decided to go see what was happening not knowing it was a funeral, but once he did realise he had just walked into one with ice cream like it was a festive occasion. This caused him to feel a deep pain of shame worse than his karma and so he disappeared. While everyone was looking at where Xiao was once standing, Sayu who was told to guard the funeral felt like she noticed something move in the casket and shouted to everyone that she thinks Yanfei is still alive. Itto who had just woken up a second ago heard this and fainted again. Tartaglia in an attempt to help thought that it was some kind of monster or evil spirit pretending to be Yanfei, so like any person who's addicted to fighting he broke the casket. However, Klee who was in charge of the body (for some extremely strange reason) got distracted and decided to go fish blasting, but when she got back the body was gone.(why did this part have to be klee though, its so weird to me 😅). Anyway while all this was happening Nigguang had been wondering why barely anyone who knew Yanfei was at the funeral, but after like an hour she realised that she was at the wrong funeral. THE END Note: I have not idea why I made this so long, but thank you the fun videos tooruchi
This is absolutely amazing and made my day with how well so much of this fits and the descriptive reason you gave for all the choices made it even better
The one who died: Pantalone The one who killed him: Childe (God Damn!) The one who arranged the funeral; Razor. (Oh god.) The one who cried the entire time: Ganyu (About right, but why over a member of the Fatui Harbingers?) The one who laughed during the service: Zhongli (Huh.) The one who takes the dead mans phone and texts someone 'I'm stuck in a box help!': Shenhe. (Girl gotta have some fun.) The one who received the box and fainted: Tighnari (I would too bud. I would too.) The one who brought ice cream to the funeral: Qiqi (Why though?) The one who saw the casket move: Madame Ping (Oh god she's gonna have a heart attack at this rate.) The one who broke the casket: Shenhe (You're going all out today huh?) The one who lost the body: Venti (Probably blackout drunk so ya know... Not surprising.) The one who went to the wrong funeral: Chongyun So the moral of this story is don't let Shenhe go to the funeral of a fatui harbinger. She'd have too much fun with it.
Scaramouche was killed by Madame Ping, Childe arranged the funeral, Qiqi cried the entire time, Columbina laughed the entire service, Baizhu takes the phone, Sayu fainted, Arlecchino brought ice cream, Beidou thinks they're alive, Albedo broke the coffin, Jean lost the body, Kazuha got there by accident
Childe died He was killed by Childe Qiqi arranged the funeral Sucrose cried the entire time Yelan laughed the entire time Childe take Childe's phone to send the text Yelan received the text and fainted Kuki bought icecream to the funeral "Halt! I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, has witness the casket in motion, thus, make me come to a conclusion that thee who is inside is still alive!" Sucrose broke the casket Chongyun lost the body Kuki bring icecream to the worng funeral
Died: Xinqiu one who killed them: Ei arranged the funeral: Hutao (makes sense) one who cried the most: Chongyun laughed: Klee takes phone and plays prank: Venti fainted: Baizhu bought icecream: Chongyun "wait, i think he's still alive": Sayu broke casket: Bennett lost the body: Itto went to wrong funeral: Gorou
Average funeral in teyvat: Apparently heizou killed ayato, yelan cried and laughed at the same time-, sayu fainted bc of venti's text, KAZUHA OF ALL PPL brought ice cream to ayato's funeral , chongyun assumed ayato was still alive.. then GOROU BROKE DA BASKET TvT. i thought things couldn't get any worse, but SUCROSE LOST THE BODY finally, the killer got into the wrong funeral 😶
For me Paimon was the one who died, Venti was the one that killed her and Zhongli was the one who arranged the funeral. Sucrose was the one who cried the entire time, Klee was the one laughing. La Signora was the one who texted “I’m in the box! send help!” Thoma got the text message Scaramouche was the one who brought ice cream Ganyu thought they were still alive Childe broke the casket Chongyun lost the body…. And finally Tighnari went to the wrong funeral 😐
Brought Ice Cream : Razor The person that said they were still alive : Zhongli (Morax) Broke the casket: Yun Jin lost Collei's Body: Sayu Went to the wrong funeral: Scaramouche End...
Died: Thoma Killer: Rosaria Arranged the funeral: Xingqiu Cried the entire time: Shinobu Laughed during the service: Columbina Took Thoma's phone and sent a text: Shenhe Got the text and fainted: Paimon Bought ice cream: Tighnari Thought Thoma still alive: Ayato Broke the casket: Yoimiya Lost Thoma's body: Xinyan Got to the wrong funeral: Itto
The one died: Arataki Itto (Mah man noooooo!!! T_T) "They hit me first" The one who killed him: Kuki Shinobu (Pretty accurate) The one who hold the funeral: Ningguang (A funeral for a real Oni Royal) The one who cried all the time: Pierro (O_o what-??) The one who laughed: Chong (...im so confuse right now) The one who take the phone of the victim and send "im in the box! Send help!": Kamisato Ayato (yeah, he would do that XD) The one who take the message and fainted: Eula (what...????? How?!) The one who bought icecream: Heizou (for sure) "They are moving! They are still alive!": Shenhe (yeah XD) They broke the box: Xiao (XD i can see him doing it!) They lost the body: Kuki (...so u killed him and u lost him?! Seriously?! XD) The one who got the wrong funeral: Childe (omg yes! XD)
Died: signora Killed her:Lisa Arranged: Hu-tao Cried the entire time: Childe Laughed: Venti Sent the text: Hu-tao The person that got the text: Barbra Brought the ice cream: Me Said that they were moving: Barbra Broke the casket: Venti Lost the body:Hu-tao Wrong funeral: Madame Ping
Died: Shenhe Killer: Ayato Arrange funeral: Amber Cries: Columbina Laughed: Keqing Send a text: Capitano Got the text and fainted: Eula Bought ice cream: Capitano Think they're still alive: Jean Broke the casket: Rosaria Lost the body: Keqing Got to the wrong funeral: Gorou
Died: Ningguang Killed her: Razor Arrange the funeral: Kuki Cried the entire time: Raiden Laughed during the service: Kaeya Take the dead person phone and send a text “I’m in the box! Send help! :paimon The one who got the text and they fainted: Sara Bought the ice cream to the funeral: Kokomi “Wait they’re moving! I think they’re still alive!”: Raiden They broke the casket: Beidou They lost the body: Mona They got to the wrong funeral: Columbina (FATUI)
Defo a prank Venti laughed as he knew zhongli wasn’t dead, shenhe couldn’t have killed him. Ping did the funeral out of pity and for a laugh. Best prank ever.
Died: Yelan The killer: Klee (GIRL PULLED OUT HER ATOMIC BOMB) The one who arrange the funeral: Raiden Shogun The one who cried the entire time: Kuki Shinobu The one who laughed: Yae miko (HUH!?) The one who texted on the Yelan's phone: Capitano The one who fainted: Qiqi The one who brought Ice cream: Itto The one who was like 'Wait they are alive!': Heizou The one who broke the casket: Kazuha The one who lost the body: Ningguang The one who went to the wrong funeral: Xiao
Shenhe executed Kokomi, Xiao arranged the funeral, Kujou Sara cried the entire time while Shinobu laughed the entire time, Paimon took Kokomi's phone to send the text, Bennett saw the text and fainted "could... this be my bad luck?", anyway Chongyun brought his "ice cream" also known as popsicles, Raiden saw the box moving while Sara broke the casket, Heizou lost the body and Paimon went to the wrong funeral.
- Bennett dies - Rosaria kills Bennett - Noelle arranges the funeral - Razor cries the whole time - Mona laughed during the service - Keqing grabs the dead person's phone and texted "I'm in the box! Send help!" - Noelle got the text and faints - Xiao bought Ice cream to the funeral - "Wait, they're moving! I think they're still alive!" says Kaeya - Razor broke the casket - Thoma lost the body - Raiden got to the wrong funeral
Died: Itto Person who killed him: Yelan (Bestie that's what you get for not leaving the chasm-) Arranged the funeral: Keqing The one that cried: Pulcinella (how did he get here?-) The one that laughed: Dain Took Itto's phone and sent a text: Venti Fainted: Thoma Brought icecream: Diona Thought Itto was alive: Shenhe Broke the casket: Barbara Lost Itto's body: Fischl Got to the wrong funeral: Tighnari
Eula died. Ei killed her and said that Eula “hit her first.” Kujou Sara arranged the funeral. Everyone was confused that Yae was crying the entire time even though she didn’t really know Eula. Yanfei *laughed* the entire service for some sick reason. Rosaria took Eula’s phone and texted “I’m in the box! Send help!” to Keqing and she fainted (thanks a lot Rosaria). Yoimiya was late but we all didn’t mind because she brought ice cream. Lisa then shouted “Wait! They moved! I think their still alive!” I guess Ei has a fear of resurrection because after she Signora’d Eula’s casket but Eula’s body wasn’t in the casket because Heizou *LOST IT.* Kazuha also came late because he went to the wrong funeral.
Venti… die Yelan the killer Diluc arrange the funeral Ayato cry… Paimon laugh??!! Ayaka text “ i’m in box! hELP! Ayato got his sister text didn’t it’s was his sis he fainted Chongyun bough ice cream ( make sense ) Collei think he still alive Kaeya broke the casket Zhongli! You lost the body?! Sara go to wrong funeral
The one who died: Rossaria The one who killed her: Columbina The one who planned the funeral: Jean The one who cried the entire time: Scaramouche The one who laughed the entire time: Razor(🤨) The one that sent the text message: Paimon The one that got the text: Paimon(?) The one that brought ice cream: Klee The one that saw Rossaria moving: Albedo The one that broke the casket: Razor The one that lost the body: Hu Tao The one who went to the wrong funeral: Xiao
Died: Qiqi Killed: Pantalone Arranged the funeral: Diluc Who cryied: Toma Who laughed: Albedo Took Qiqi'c phone: Noelle Got the text: Jin Bought ice cream: Pierro Noticed movement: Baizo Broke the casket: Hu Tao Lost the body: Dain Wrong funeral: Klee Too messy... cant put it together well enough. But I found it funny that Qiqi went to sleep, Albedo probably got it and Baizo noticed the movement. I also think that it was somehow planned by harbingers and it pretty much explains why Dain "lost" the body. Would be more solid without Diluc, Toma, Noelle, Jin and Klee.
Venti died, scara hit him (hELP I CAN TOTALLY SEE HIM DOING THAT-), albedo arranged the funeral, amber cried the entire time, jean laughed the entire time, xingqiu sent the text, chongyun saw the text and fainted, ayake brought ice cream to the funeral, childe saw them mocing, kaeya broek thand casket, paimon lost the body, baizhu went to the wrong funeral. IM WHEEZING RN SOMEONE SEND HELP HAHAHAHAHHA
The one that died: Ayaka "They hit me first!" -The one that killed Ayaka: Thoma (oh. 😐) The person who arranged the funeral: Sayu The one who cried the entire time: Kokomi This person laughed during the service: Gorou Takes Ayaka's phone and sends a text "I'm in the box! Send help!": Yae Miko (She would 😂) The one who got the text and fainted: Ayaka (how tho 🤨) Brought ice cream to the funeral: Kokomi "Wait, they're moving! I think they're alive!": Yelan They broke the casket: Kazuha They lost the body: Mona They got the wrong funeral: Kazuha (Nooo 😂)
Paimon died, Klee killed her, Hu Tao arranged the funeral, Itto cried the entire time, I laughed the entire time, Rosaria took Paimon’s phone, Yoimiya received the text, Klee bought ice cream, Razor saw the box moving, Shenhe broke the box, Dottore lost the body🤨, Kazuha went to the wrong funeral.
Died: Heizou (NOOOOOOO MY BOYFRIEND!!!! T^T) Killed my boyfriend: Shinobu Arranged the funeral: Kaeya Cried the whole time: Ayaka (and me ofc) Laughed during service: Shinobu (sleep with both eyes open) Takes Heizou's phone and texts "im in the box, help": Thoma Got the text and fainted: Me Brought Ice cream: Ningguang "Wait he's moving!": Paimon Breaks casket: Kaeya Lost the body: Tartaglia Went to wrong funeral: Kujou Sara I didn't know that Heizou's funeral would be so complicated
Xiao killed Kokomi and Madame Ping arranged her funeral. Poor Ayaka was devastated because of it, but Razor, not fully understanding what was happening, started laughing seemingly out of nowhere. Rosaria got bored and decided to take Kokomi's phish-phone and send a text to Pantalone, who fainted on the spot after reading it. Tori wandered into the funeral holding ice cream, unaware of that event she traveled all the way from Sumeru for being a funeral. Dotorre, being the funny Fatui man he is, suddenly shouted that he saw the casket moving. In a panic, Keqing accidentally broke the casket, Hu Tao somehow lost Kokomi's body, and Signora finally realized that she had pulled up to the wrong funeral, and should be at her own instead. I loveee creative writing and this gave me an excuse to cure my boredom with a silly story 🙏⚰
Ganyu killed Ganyu, Arlecchino cried the whole time, but somehow also managed to send the text with Ganyu's phone, and Dottore said the "she's still moving" thing.
Dead: Ayato Killed them (alledgedly in self defense): Collei Funeral arranger: Jean Cried the whole time: Yun Jin Laughed: Venti (uhhh) Took Ayato's phone and texted with it: Yoimiya Fainted because of the text: Diluc Brought ice cream: Sandrone "Wait, they're moving!": Jean Broke the casket: Amber Lost the body: Fischl Wrong funeral: Madame Ping
The one that died : childe (oh well,good bye 🤷♀️) “They hit me first!” The one who killed childe : venti (I mean it was their fault that that hit a god 😔✋) The one that arranged the wedding : la signora (also her : *dies 1 hour after arranging cuz baal killed her*) The one that cried the entire time : Zhongli (“NO MORE MORA??..”*sobs*) The one that laughed during the service : qiqi (“hehe..ehe..”) Takes the dead person’s phone and send a text to the group chat “I’m in the box! send help” : ayato (“hopefully they know it’s a prank”) The one that fainted when they got the text : Xiao (“are you alright Xiao?” -ayato) Bought ice cream to the funeral : heizou (“I also included one for childe”) Wait they’re moving ! i think they’re still alive!” Said by : kazuha (“stop joking” -ayato) Broke the casket : venti (“oops ehe”) Lost the body : Xiao (“it wasn’t me”) Got to the wrong funeral : chongyun (“I was supposed to be chasing evil spirits!”) That’s all for today I think,great video
Xingqiu died, Gorou killed him, Xingqiu planned his own funeral, Thoma cried the whole time, Beidou laughed the entire time, Keaya took Xingqui’s phone and texted Ganyu, Ganyu fainted, The Rooster brought ice cream, Amber thought Xingqiu was still moving, Hu Tao broke the casket (Presumably so they would have to buy another one from her), Mona somehow lost the body, and Yelan somehow went to a different funeral.
Died: Thoma Killer: Bennett (On Accident due to bad luck) Arranged the funeral: The person who died Cried the entire time: Ganyu Laughed during the service: Dori Took Thoma's phone and sent a text:Baizhu The one who got the text and fainted: Pulcinella The one who bought ice cream to the funeral for some reason:Ganyu who cried while slurping The one who thought Thoma was still alive:Tighnari The one who broke the casket: Bennett (On accident again) The one who lost the body:Itto The one who went to the wrong funeral: Paimon
Madame Ping got killed by Heizou because he thought she hit him first. Yun Jin arranged the funeral and invited interesting guests. Kazuha cried that most for some reason while Raiden laughed. Mona texted Klee using Ping's phone and messaged her "Help me! I'm inside the box!" Chongyun brought ice cream eith him but he ended up in the wrong funeral. Sandrone thought Madame Ping was moving. Itto broke the casket of Madame Ping. Madame Ping somehow lost her own body though she's dead.
Bennet KIA, I did it, Yoimiya arranges shite, Sucrose cries, Hu Tao laughs, Itto sends the text, Chongyun faints after getting that text, Scaramouche has icecream, Childe saw movement, Barbara tore up the casket, Beidou lost the body and Rosaria went to the wrong one
Collei unfortunately passed, Tighnari was the Unaliver (A master YOU are) La Ashes arranged the funeral, Amber cried the entire time (awwww) Kaeya laughed the entire time (How tf are these matching) Kokomi took Collei's phone to send the text, Lisa got the text and faints Yae bought Ice cream, Kokomi saw the box moving, Sara broke the casket, Child lost the body And Kazuha went to the wrong funeral
Hello! Here are my awnsers:: ... Died: Venti... The one who killed "They hit me first!": Yelan... The one who arranged the funeral: Itto... The one who cried the entire time: Thoma... The one who laughed during the service: Yomiya... The one who takes the dead mans phone and texts someone 'I'm stuck in a box help!': Albedo... The one who received the text and fainted: Baizhu... The one who brought ice cream to the funeral: Yelan... The one who saw the casket move: Beidou... The one who broke the casket: Yomiya... The one who lost the body: Zhongli... The one who went to the wrong funeral: Dori...
Dead- Sara Kills Sara (accidentally)- Razor Arranges the funeral- Amber Cries- Raiden Laughing- Razor Texts on Sara's phone- Diona Gets the text and faints- Sara Bought Ice cream- Raiden Saw Sara move- Scaramouche Breaks the Casket- Ningguang Lost the body- Barbara Attended the wrong Funeral- Sara
1. Died - Pulcinella (tbh his expiry date was probably a LONG time ago. Is this gonna be like Signora's funeral? ...Yet another Fatui Harbinger taken down) 2. The murderer - Mona (why? Was it for Mora?) 3. Arranged the funeral - Sandrone (you mean her Ruin Guard?) 4. Cried the entire time - Diluc (guess the poor guy just couldn't take it anymore and let his emotions out in front of the people who killed his father) 5. Laughed during the funeral - Thoma 6. Steals the deceased's phone and texts a random number - Ningguang (I can see her pulling something like that out of sheer boredom) 7. Got the text and fainted - Il Capitano (I mean... okay... Who's the first Harbinger again? Definitely not him, right?) 8. Brought ice cream - Ganyu (what flavor was it? Cocogoat milk?) 9. "Wait, they're moving! I think they're still alive!" - Razor (since when was he capable of INTELLIGENT SPEECH?) 10. Broke the casket - Bennett (you mean his bad luck?) 11. Lost the body - Gorou 12. Went to the wrong funeral - Arataki Itto
Sayu killed kokomi and itto arranged the funeral, Sara cried the whole time, itto laughed during the service (???), ayato took their phone and texted “help I’m in the box”, kuki got the text and fainted, madame ping brought ice cream to the funeral, Heizou thinks they’re still alive, yoimiya broke the casket, diluc lost the body, and raiden shogun went to the wrong funeral
sucrose died, diluc killed her.ayata arranged the funeral and mona cried the whole time. lisa laughed the whole time. venti steals sucrose's phone and texts the message. zhongli got the text and fainted. chongyun brought the ice cream for everyone :D sayu yelled that she saw sucrose moving. paimon broke the casket and hu tao lost the body. albedo realized he is at the wrong funeral..
Heizou passed, Sucrose killed, Heizou planned, Yelan cried the whole time, Madame ping laughed during service, Sucrose messaged, Kazuha got the text and fainted, Ayala bought ice cream to the funeral, Kazuha “Hey they are moving, I think they are still alive!”, Lisa broke the casket, Heizou lost the body, Chongyun got to the wrong funeral…
Zhongli got killed by Childe after spending so much mora. Albedo arranged the whole funeral in collaboration with Hu Tao. Poor Xiao cried because he lost his father ;0; Ganyu laughed throughout the whole service. Probably because he got killed by his sugar daddy. Ningguang took a picture with Zhongli old phone and texted it to Kazuha(who am sure got their number from Beidou) who promptly fainted after flashbacks of dead friend. Itto, being bored while eating his ice cream. Decided to barge into the funeral and acted causal while everybody looks at Itto who’s just vibing and having fun. La Signora, suddenly heard some noises and made things worst by saying that Zhongli probably alive based on personal experience. Xiao was so sad that he hug the casket too tightly that it broke. Only to realized that the body was never there. Causing people to freak out Qiqi was put in charge of the body after a certain someone from the Bubu Pharmacy went away for one second for a lunch break. Needless to say, she lost the dead body just like how I lost the 50/50. Jean, questioning why there’s a lot of Liyue residents for Venti funeral. Only to realized she attend the wrong archon funeral.
died: yun jin killer: ganyu arranged the funeral: pantalone cried: kujou sara laughed: yae miko take the dead person's phone and texts: ayaka receives the text and faints: madame ping brought ice cream: jean assumes yunjin is still alive: kokomi breaks the casket: bennett lost the body: pullcinelli goes to the wrong funeral: albedo
The one who died: Shinobu The one who killed her (allegedly out of self-defence): Razor The person who arranged the funeral: Lisa The one who cried the entire time: Gorou The person who laughed during the funeral service: Me (sounds about right) They took Shinobu’s phone and sent the text “I’m in the box, send help!”: Scaramouche The one who received the text and fainted: Bennett Brought ice cream to the funeral: Razor “Wait they’re moving, I think she’s still alive!”: Yanfei They broke the casket: Sayu They lost the body: Albedo (how in the-) They went to the wrong funeral: Ayaka (how?)
Eula died, Madame Ping killed her, Keqing arranged the funeral, Arlecchino cried the entire time(funny cuz they lookalike maybe she's her evil twin lol), i laughed during the service, Hutao took the dead person's phone to send the text(pretty legit tho), Fischl got the test and fainted, YunJin bought ice cream to the funeral, Rosaria saw the box moving, Dainsleif broke the casket, Heizou lost the body, Yelan got to the wrong funeral
Ningguang died Noelle accidentally broke her neck. Albedo arranged funeral Xiao cried the entire time Hu Tao Laughed through the service. Paimon sent the text. Ganyu's phone went off and she fainted when the sender of the text revealed to be Ningguang. Scarra brought ice cream. Heizou thought She was still alive. Sayu broke the casket Fischl lost the body. Yanfei ended up at the wrong funeral.
The one who died is xinyan (rip),the killer is Hu tao,madam ping arrange the funeral, Barbara cried the whole time,beido was laughing the whole time (I don't know how to spell her name),yanfi took the phone and sent the massage,paimon fainted,keaya brought ice cream to the funeral,Xiao says that xinyan is moving and is still alive,razor broke the casket,childe lost the body,zongli got to the wrong funeral
Ningguang passed, Yae killed her, Yelan arranged the funeral, madame ping cried, Kuki laughed, Klee took Ningguangs phone, Heizou received the text, Thoma brought ice cream, Yelan saw the box moving, Itto broke the casket, Klee lost the body and Kazuha went to the wrong funeral LMAOOAOO
xinyan died, tartaglia killed her, yunjin arranges funeral, razor cried, baizhu harbinger lookin ass was laughing, capitain harbinger guy took her phone, noelle got the text, collei brought ice cream, signora thinks shes alive, kuki broke the casket, keqing lost la body,
Died: Diona “Diona hit me first, so I killed her!”: Eula (she took her vengeance to the extreme this time) Arranged the funeral: Sucrose Cried the entire time: Lisa Laughing through the service: Sucrose (now I’m just worried for Sucrose) Takes Diona’s phone and texts “I’m in the box! Send help!”: Eula (that’s messed up) Got the text and fainted from it: Albedo Brought ice cream to the funeral: Pantalone Wait! Diona’s moving. I think she’s still alive!”: Columbina Broke the casket: Amber Lost the body: Barbara Wrong funeral: Bennett This was Mondstadt plus two harbingers
Chongyun killed Kuki Shinobu, Beidou organized the wedding, emo Baizhu laughed during the service, Heizou cried the whole time, Kuki Shinobu used her own phone from inside her own casket to say that she was in the box and needed help, Zhongli fainted after receiving the text, Noelle brought ice cream for everyone, Klee saw the casket move, Xinyan proceeded to break open the casket, Sayu lost the body, then Ganyu realized that she was at the wrong funeral.
Klee died. Columbina was the killer (no wonder Childe is afraid of her). Ganyu arranged the funeral. Yunjin cried the entire time. Hu Tao laughed the entire service (Hu Tao, this is your job). Dori took Klee’s phone and sent a text. Sayu got the text and fainted. Raiden brought ice cream to the funeral (needs desserts). Xingqiu is saying that Klee is still alive. Keqing broke the casket. Paimon lost Klee’s body. Qiqi showed up at the wrong funeral. Wow what is with the kids today?
Died: Sayu Killer: Kazuha The one who arranged the funeral: Dainsleif The one who cried: La Signora The one who laughed: Ganyu The one brought ice cream: Chongyun The one who screamed was that she was alive was: Child/tartaglia The one at the wrong funeral: Heizou The one break the coffin was: Barbara The one who took Sayu's phone: Yoimiya The one who got the text: Xinyan The one who lost the body was Sucrose.
Idk why almost everyone was from Inazuma but most of my answers felt pretty accurate Heizou died and Thoma killed him. Kujou Sara arranged the funeral. Ayato cried the whole time. Klee was laughing the whole service. Kokomi took the phone and texted "im in the box, send help". Sayu got the text and fainted. Pantalone bought ice cream to the funeral. Yun Jin thought that Heizou was still alive and moving. Capatino broke the casket. Shinobu lost the body. Then Yoimiya went to the wrong funeral.
At the very unexpected moment, Baizhu died because of Gorou. In the most unexplainable reason, the one who arranged the funeral was Baizhu himself. Scaramouche was crying all the time, we can't stop him. Dottore could not hold his laugh anymore, so he laughed. At the door, Raiden was running, holding Baizhu's phone and then took a photo of the dead person. She posted it in text with a caption "I'm in the box! Send help!". Hu Tao was the one who saw it first and fainted. Just beside the funeral service, we can see Thoma buying an ice cream, he was shocked by what he heard. "Wait! I think they're moving! They're alive!" voiced out by Kaeya. The prinzessin broke the casket with the help of Oz. Diona, for confusing reasons, lost the body. Why did Heizhou got in the wrong funeral?
Kojou Sara died because Childe killed her. Childe attempted to defend himself saying "She attacked me first!". Kaeya who respected Sara as a commander decided to arrange a funeral for her. During the funeral Zhongli cried the whole time and Noelle laughed during the service. Ayaka wanted to prank someone by taking Sara's phone and sending a message to Beidou that reads: "I am in the box! Help". Beidou, seeing the message, fainted. To apologise to Beidou, Ayaka brought ice cream for her and cheered her up. Sandrone thought she saw movement and screamed to everyone that Sara might be alive because she swore she saw Sara moving. Hearing this, Ningguang broke the casket to check whether it is true, but to her shock, the body is nowhere to be found. Apparently, Chongyun who was responsible for putting the body inside the casket accidentally put it in another casket. Collei arrived embarrassed because she attended the wrong funeral.
I passed away Childe killed me Keaya planned the funeral Diluc cried the entire time I laughed the entire time. Qiqi stole my phone and messed with the attendees. Childe got the text and nearly fainted. Xiao brought ice cream to the funeral. Yelan believes I'm still alive. Keqing broke the casket. Madam ping lost my body. Yelan went to the wrong funeral. (Great)
Yelan passed away after trying to attack Dainsleif near the chasm. Yanfei found the body and made the funeral arrangements. During the sermon, Barbara would not stop crying so I pat her back to calm her down to no avail. While Mona was laughing during the sermon, why? I have no idea, probably being told a joke by the person next to her or something. Sayu meanwhile had stolen Yelan's phone and sent a text to Noelle saying "I'm in the box! Send Help!" making her faint. Dori meanwhile was nearby selling ice cream to try and make some profit off the group of people, how shameless. Ganyu shouts "Wait, they're moving! I think they're still alive!" while pointing at the casket which Bennet breaks. Evidently it was empty as Beidou had lost the body and was still searching for it while the ceremony was going on. And a few miles away, was Thoma, confused in a group of strangers, at the wrong funeral.
Person who died: Kazu Killed kazu: venti Arranged the funeral: Zhongli cried: Thoma laughed: Venti Sends the text: Hu tao Gets the text and faints: Thoma Brought Ice cream: Venti Thinks they saw movement: Yelan Broke the casket: itto Lost kazu's body: Benny Wrong funeral buddy: Razor Venti sir- XD
Shenhe passed away. Jean, who killed her, told everyone the truth because she was equipped with R5 Aquila Favonia at the time of her death. Surprisingly, it was Dainsleif who arranged the funeral. Lisa cried during the whole process (from laughing too much at the cause of her death, presumably) whilst Bennett, who wasn't aware that he was attending a funeral, laughed alongside her. Collei had somehow taken custody of Shenhe's phone and texted a random number in her contacts, which happens to be Keqing's, who later fainted. Eula brought ice cream to the funeral, as she doesn't know who Shenhe is and has only been informed of her nephew liking cold treats. Albedo suddenly proclaimed that Shenhe is still alive because he saw her move, then broke the casket to prove his theory. However, in the midst of the funeral, it seems like Venti had lost her body, and everything turned into chaos. Unfortunately and fortunately, Mona wasn't there to be a part of the mess because she was at the wrong funeral. The End.
Rosaria tried to pet Tighnari's ears and ended up dead Chongyun decided to arrange her funeral, as she's a great loss to cryo family Sucrose was sobbing all the time, while Kuki was laughing, so Barbara decided to take a revenge on her by sending here the prank message and causing her to faint Fatui girl with robot bodyguard brought ice cream, Fatui dude with long nose said that she's still alive and dottore broke the casket Then Jean lost the body Ginger butt aka Childe didn't even get there because he attended wrong funeral
Died: Razor Killer: Dori Prepared the funeral: Ayaka Laughed the entire time: Razor Took the victim phone and sent a message: Ei Received the message and fainted: Fischl Bought ice cream: Scharamouche Saw the box moving: Albedo/sus albedo Broke the casket: Amber Lost the body: Chongyun Went to the wrong funeral: Ayato
It seems that Kuki Shinobu has passed away. According to Sucrose, she acted in self-defense Kaeya was the one who helped the Arataki gang to arrange the funeral During the funeral, Yae Miko was the one who cried the entire time, because she can no longer try to convince Kuki to join the shrine as a shrine maiden Meanwhile, Madame Ping, for whatever reason, laughed. It then later turned out, that she took Shinobu's phone and sent a message pleading to be rescued from the coffin. Xiao received the message and proceeded to faint Meanwhile, Yelan brought some ice-cream Xinyan then was deeply convinced, that Shinobu is still alive Madame Ping then broke the cascet (We need Yanfei) Mona, while trying to use astrology to figure out what happened, lost the body Then, as it turns out, Madame Ping wasn't intending to be at Shinobu's funeral
Fishl Died Zhognli Killed her Hu Tao arranges the funeral (it fits so well, and her employe even is the killer!) Yoimiya cried the whole time Bennett laughed during the service Dori took Fishls phone and texted Qiqi got the text and fainted Madam Ping bought Ice cream Kaeya thinks Fishl was moving La Signora broke the Casket Baiju lost Fishls body Yan Fei went to the wrong funeral
Madame Ping dies (oh nooo, not her). Fischl killed her (💀i hate you), but says Madame Ping hit her first (yeah, sure). Collei arranges the funeral. Arlecchino cries through the entire funeral (honestly everyone does). Capitano laughs all the time (wtf is wrong with you). Barbara pulls a ,,prank" and scares us to death, because Jean fainted after she recived a ,,help me" message from Madame Pings Phone Number. Pantalone bought us ice cream (okey, not that bad, ice cream is great). Signora thinks she saw Madame Ping moving (Signora you're dead too💀). Bennett broke the casket. Yanfei lost the body. Shinobu went to the wrong funeral (girl, pay some respect to Madame Ping). What a funeral to remember💀
The one died: Xiao (NOOOOO MY LOVE WHY????) Who killed them: Signora (i hated you - now i hate you even more) Who arrange the funeral: Madam Ping (okie) Who cried the entire time(me): Thoma Laughed during the service: Yoimiya Pranker one: Pantalone (I DONT KNOW EVEN WHO YOU ARE) Who got pranked: Sandrone (dont know you either) Bought ice cream: Paimon (why im not surprised?) Who things Xiao alive: Venti (pleaseeeeee) They broke the casket: Pantalone (you know what? FUCK OFF) They lost the body: Bennett (...) Got to the wrong funeral: Bennett
Died: Xaio Killer: Tartag Arranged the funeral: Yae Miko Cried the entire time: Zhongli Laughed during the service: Yelan Took Xaio's phone and sent a text: Itto Got the text and fainted: Diluc Bought ice cream: Bediou Thought Xaio still alive: Kujo Sarra Broke the casket: Jean Lost Xaio's body: Hu Tao Got to the wrong funeral: Klee
Died: Albedo Killer: Yanfei Arranged the funeral: Diluc Cried the entire time: Dotore Laughed during the service: Ayaka Took Albedo's phone and sent a text: Heizou Got the text and fainted: Amber Bought ice cream: Rosaria Thought Albedo still alive: Collei Broke the casket: Yelan Lost Albedo's body: Lisa Got to the wrong funeral: Zhongli
The one who died: Columbina (how in the heck?) The one who killed her: Sayu (ninja skills 101) The one who arranged the funeral: Albedo (he works part time in wangsheng funeral parlor I see) The one who cried: Rosaria (and she is also laughing the entire time, you ok gorl?) The one who took the deds phone and texted that "I'm in a box, send help": Yunjin The one who received the text then fainted: Beidou (uhh....) The one who brought ice cream: Yelan (lol) "They're moving they're still alive!!" : Arlecchino (let ya girl rest babs) The one who broke the casket: Shenhe (why shenhe why) The one who lost the body: Mona (why would you do that Mona?) The one who can at the wrong funeral: Fischl
Xiao died (NOO.) "He hited me first!" - Kokomi Chongyun arranged the funeral Raiden cried all the time Paimon laughed the entire time (Why I imagine this) "I'm in the box! Send help!" - Kazuha Jean received the text but fainted Razor bought ice cream "Wait they're moving! I think they're still alive!" - Lisa Venti broke the casket Bennet lost the body Rosalia goes to the wrong funeral in bref : rip xiao we loved you
the one died: Kokomi killed them: Albedo arranged funeral: Yanfei cried the entire time: Chongyun Laughed during service: Scaramouche Take the dead person's phone and text "I'm in the box, send help": Mona The one who got the text and fainted: Yun jin Bought Ice cream to the funeral: Madame Ping "Wait they're moving! I think they're still alive!" : Gorou Broke the casket: Qiqi Lost the body: Zhongli Got to the wrong funeral: Ayaka
Died : Gorou Killer : La Signora Arranged the funeral : Eula Cried the entire time : Klee Laughed during the service : Yelan Took Gorou’s phone and sent a text : Barbara Got the text and fainted : Kaeya Brought ice cream : Collei Thinks they’re still alive : Lisa Broke the casket : Xingyan Lost the body : Xiao Went to the wrong funeral : Zhongli
The funeral was for yalan and the fatui just kept being a holes the entire time The harbinger with the long nose (I forget his name) was the one who killed yalan and itto couldn't read a room
Pulcinella murdered Xiao and Venti arranged the funeral, Raiden Ei cried the whole time (??) Xinyan laughed (??) Ayato took Xiao's phone and sent a message, the whole situation was too much for Sara that she fainted. Kuki brought ice cream because she is always prepared. Collei screamed "the body is moving!" Then Ayato broke the casket (Ayato you troll) Dain lost the body (???) Capitano got to the wrong funeral (he probably went to La Signora's instead)
Paimon died, Klee killed Paimon (That’s one bom bom bakudan too far, looks like Klee is going to be in solitary confinement as long as the nation of Mondstadt exists), Sucrose volunteered to arrange the funeral, Keqing cried the entire time (not even wealth can block emotional damage), Xiao laughed the entire time (NON-DEPRESSED XIAO!?!?). Venti took Paimon’s phone and texted “help! I’m in the box!” (Revenge for calling him Tone-Deaf Bard, I suppose.), Venti sent that text to Yae Miko (I’m surprised that Paimon even has her in contacts.) and she fainted. Kazuha brought Ice Cream to the funeral, Qiqi thought they were still alive bc she thought she saw Paimon move (Ironic, Qiqi is a zombie.), Klee somehow broke out of solitary confinement and broke the casket (does she really hate Paimon that much?), and in the ensuing chaos, unfortunately, Hu Tao lost the body (WTH HU TAO! YOU’RE THE BOSS OF THE BEST FUNERAL PARLOR IN TEYVAT!), and Raiden Ei of all people went to the wrong funeral (maybe it was Signora’s)
Kokomi died, madame ping killed her, sara arranges it, kuki cried the entire time, yae miko laughed-, dr. Bazuha took the dead persons phone and prank texted somebody, heizou got the text, kuki brought ice cream okay that makes sense, one of the FATUI guys say she’s moving! Ayaya broke the casket, yae miko lost the body, Yanfei got to the wrong funeral,
Thoma died, Razor killed him(why?),Kazhua arrarnged the funeral, BarBRUH cried the whole time,Klee laughed(...), Diluc took the phone and did the prank)Dori got the text and fainted)Keqing bought ice cream to the funeral,Xinyan saw the box moving,Xinyan broke the casket?), Kaeya lost the body) Ninnguangg went to the wrong funeral)
Thoma died. Chongyun killed him. Kuki arranged the funeral. Raiden cried the entire time. Hu tao laughed during service. Capitano did the phone prank. Ningguang recieved the prank. (daddy) Pierro brought ice cream. I did the still alive prank. Xingqiu broke the casket. Albedo lost the body. Razor went to the wrong funeral.
Died: Paimon
The one who killed her: Venti
The one who arranged the funeral: Albedo
The one who cried the entire time: Signora 🤨
NOO PAIMON DIED
Raiden somehow hit herself first so that happened. Ayato planned the funeral, Sara was bawling her eyes out the whole time, and Gorou was laughing
Wait why does this make so much sense
It's almost too true to be real
Madam Ping passed away, Xinyan killed her, Raiden Shogun arranged the funeral, Madam Ping cried the entire time, Kazuha laughed the entire time, Kujou Sara took Madam Ping’s phone to send the text, Raiden Shogun received the text and faint, Ning Guang bought ice-cream, Yae Miko saw the box moving, Ayaka broke the casket, Childe lost the body, Yolanda got to the wrong funeral.
How th did Madame ping cry when she's dead
Wait. A boomer has a phone?
"Yolanda"?
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I think yelan it autocorrects to Yolanda
Today we lost a very special Ray of sunshine, RIP Yanfei 😭. And it was all Yae's fault, she just had to hit her a little too hard think it would be some funny joke (we'll it wasn't Yae 😠). Xinyan ended up arragung the funeral out of the kindness of her heart and during the funeral Kuki cried the whole time because she lost not only the best teacher but also the best friend she could ever ask for (cringe, I know).
As all of us moaned the great loss we just experienced, they just had to be that one guy who laughed and of course it was non other than Itto himself (he thought it was all a prank because he'd never seen Shinobu cry like that). And despite her elegant disposition, Yunjin decided to pull a prank by getting Yanfei's old phone and texting "I'm in the box, send help". She sent this message to Mon other than Itto who had finally realised what was going on, and due to his fear of ghosts, seeing this message knocked him out instantly like he'd just had a bowl of beans. Sure Yunjin could have just told him to quiet down but this method seemed to be effective as well.
Xiao who was trying to be a happier person decided to buy ice cream that day and while walking past the funeral he decided to go see what was happening not knowing it was a funeral, but once he did realise he had just walked into one with ice cream like it was a festive occasion. This caused him to feel a deep pain of shame worse than his karma and so he disappeared.
While everyone was looking at where Xiao was once standing, Sayu who was told to guard the funeral felt like she noticed something move in the casket and shouted to everyone that she thinks Yanfei is still alive. Itto who had just woken up a second ago heard this and fainted again. Tartaglia in an attempt to help thought that it was some kind of monster or evil spirit pretending to be Yanfei, so like any person who's addicted to fighting he broke the casket.
However, Klee who was in charge of the body (for some extremely strange reason) got distracted and decided to go fish blasting, but when she got back the body was gone.(why did this part have to be klee though, its so weird to me 😅). Anyway while all this was happening Nigguang had been wondering why barely anyone who knew Yanfei was at the funeral, but after like an hour she realised that she was at the wrong funeral.
THE END
Note: I have not idea why I made this so long, but thank you the fun videos tooruchi
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This is absolutely amazing and made my day with how well so much of this fits and the descriptive reason you gave for all the choices made it even better
The one who died: Pantalone
The one who killed him: Childe (God Damn!)
The one who arranged the funeral; Razor. (Oh god.)
The one who cried the entire time: Ganyu (About right, but why over a member of the Fatui Harbingers?)
The one who laughed during the service: Zhongli (Huh.)
The one who takes the dead mans phone and texts someone 'I'm stuck in a box help!': Shenhe. (Girl gotta have some fun.)
The one who received the box and fainted: Tighnari (I would too bud. I would too.)
The one who brought ice cream to the funeral: Qiqi (Why though?)
The one who saw the casket move: Madame Ping (Oh god she's gonna have a heart attack at this rate.)
The one who broke the casket: Shenhe (You're going all out today huh?)
The one who lost the body: Venti (Probably blackout drunk so ya know... Not surprising.)
The one who went to the wrong funeral: Chongyun
So the moral of this story is don't let Shenhe go to the funeral of a fatui harbinger. She'd have too much fun with it.
Scaramouche was killed by Madame Ping, Childe arranged the funeral, Qiqi cried the entire time, Columbina laughed the entire service, Baizhu takes the phone, Sayu fainted, Arlecchino brought ice cream, Beidou thinks they're alive, Albedo broke the coffin, Jean lost the body, Kazuha got there by accident
Childe died
He was killed by Childe
Qiqi arranged the funeral
Sucrose cried the entire time
Yelan laughed the entire time
Childe take Childe's phone to send the text
Yelan received the text and fainted
Kuki bought icecream to the funeral
"Halt! I, Fischl, Prinzessin der Verurteilung, has witness the casket in motion, thus, make me come to a conclusion that thee who is inside is still alive!"
Sucrose broke the casket
Chongyun lost the body
Kuki bring icecream to the worng funeral
Laughed during the service: Scaramouche...
You're not wrong
Oh nooo, Childe killed Shenhe and Chongyun arranges the funeral. Sad
Died: Xinqiu
one who killed them: Ei
arranged the funeral: Hutao (makes sense)
one who cried the most: Chongyun
laughed: Klee
takes phone and plays prank: Venti
fainted: Baizhu
bought icecream: Chongyun
"wait, i think he's still alive": Sayu
broke casket: Bennett
lost the body: Itto
went to wrong funeral: Gorou
The one who arranged the funeral: Klee
*Wait-*
SAME HAPPEND-
Average funeral in teyvat:
Apparently heizou killed ayato, yelan cried and laughed at the same time-, sayu fainted bc of venti's text, KAZUHA OF ALL PPL brought ice cream to ayato's funeral , chongyun assumed ayato was still alive.. then GOROU BROKE DA BASKET TvT. i thought things couldn't get any worse, but SUCROSE LOST THE BODY
finally, the killer got into the wrong funeral 😶
For me Paimon was the one who died,
Venti was the one that killed her and
Zhongli was the one who arranged the funeral.
Sucrose was the one who cried the entire time,
Klee was the one laughing.
La Signora was the one who texted “I’m in the box! send help!”
Thoma got the text message
Scaramouche was the one who brought ice cream
Ganyu thought they were still alive
Childe broke the casket
Chongyun lost the body….
And finally Tighnari went to the wrong funeral 😐
Heizou arranged his own funeral and laughed the entire time
🤨
Brought Ice Cream : Razor
The person that said they were still alive : Zhongli (Morax)
Broke the casket: Yun Jin
lost Collei's Body: Sayu
Went to the wrong funeral: Scaramouche
End...
Died: Thoma
Killer: Rosaria
Arranged the funeral: Xingqiu
Cried the entire time: Shinobu
Laughed during the service: Columbina
Took Thoma's phone and sent a text: Shenhe
Got the text and fainted: Paimon
Bought ice cream: Tighnari
Thought Thoma still alive: Ayato
Broke the casket: Yoimiya
Lost Thoma's body: Xinyan
Got to the wrong funeral: Itto
The one died: Arataki Itto (Mah man noooooo!!! T_T)
"They hit me first" The one who killed him: Kuki Shinobu (Pretty accurate)
The one who hold the funeral: Ningguang (A funeral for a real Oni Royal)
The one who cried all the time: Pierro (O_o what-??)
The one who laughed: Chong (...im so confuse right now)
The one who take the phone of the victim and send "im in the box! Send help!": Kamisato Ayato (yeah, he would do that XD)
The one who take the message and fainted: Eula (what...????? How?!)
The one who bought icecream: Heizou (for sure)
"They are moving! They are still alive!": Shenhe (yeah XD)
They broke the box: Xiao (XD i can see him doing it!)
They lost the body: Kuki (...so u killed him and u lost him?! Seriously?! XD)
The one who got the wrong funeral: Childe (omg yes! XD)
Pierro organizated Yelan's funeral, Capitano broke her casket and went to the wrong funeral and of course Paimon was the one who bought ice cream 🍨🍨
Died: signora
Killed her:Lisa
Arranged: Hu-tao
Cried the entire time: Childe
Laughed: Venti
Sent the text: Hu-tao
The person that got the text: Barbra
Brought the ice cream: Me
Said that they were moving: Barbra
Broke the casket: Venti
Lost the body:Hu-tao
Wrong funeral: Madame Ping
AYATO DIED AND AYAKA LAUGHED WTF
Died: Shenhe
Killer: Ayato
Arrange funeral: Amber
Cries: Columbina
Laughed: Keqing
Send a text: Capitano
Got the text and fainted: Eula
Bought ice cream: Capitano
Think they're still alive: Jean
Broke the casket: Rosaria
Lost the body: Keqing
Got to the wrong funeral: Gorou
Died: Ningguang
Killed her: Razor
Arrange the funeral: Kuki
Cried the entire time: Raiden
Laughed during the service: Kaeya
Take the dead person phone and send a text “I’m in the box! Send help! :paimon
The one who got the text and they fainted: Sara
Bought the ice cream to the funeral: Kokomi
“Wait they’re moving! I think they’re still alive!”: Raiden
They broke the casket: Beidou
They lost the body: Mona
They got to the wrong funeral: Columbina (FATUI)
Zhongli died, Shenhe killed him, Madam Ping arranged the funeral, Venti laughed.... wtf is this a big prank????
Defo a prank
Venti laughed as he knew zhongli wasn’t dead, shenhe couldn’t have killed him. Ping did the funeral out of pity and for a laugh.
Best prank ever.
Died: Yelan
The killer: Klee (GIRL PULLED OUT HER ATOMIC BOMB)
The one who arrange the funeral: Raiden Shogun
The one who cried the entire time: Kuki Shinobu
The one who laughed: Yae miko (HUH!?)
The one who texted on the Yelan's phone: Capitano
The one who fainted: Qiqi
The one who brought Ice cream: Itto
The one who was like 'Wait they are alive!': Heizou
The one who broke the casket: Kazuha
The one who lost the body: Ningguang
The one who went to the wrong funeral: Xiao
Shenhe executed Kokomi, Xiao arranged the funeral, Kujou Sara cried the entire time while Shinobu laughed the entire time, Paimon took Kokomi's phone to send the text, Bennett saw the text and fainted "could... this be my bad luck?", anyway Chongyun brought his "ice cream" also known as popsicles, Raiden saw the box moving while Sara broke the casket, Heizou lost the body and Paimon went to the wrong funeral.
- Bennett dies
- Rosaria kills Bennett
- Noelle arranges the funeral
- Razor cries the whole time
- Mona laughed during the service
- Keqing grabs the dead person's phone and texted "I'm in the box! Send help!"
- Noelle got the text and faints
- Xiao bought Ice cream to the funeral
- "Wait, they're moving! I think they're still alive!" says Kaeya
- Razor broke the casket
- Thoma lost the body
- Raiden got to the wrong funeral
Died: Itto
Person who killed him: Yelan (Bestie that's what you get for not leaving the chasm-)
Arranged the funeral: Keqing
The one that cried: Pulcinella (how did he get here?-)
The one that laughed: Dain
Took Itto's phone and sent a text: Venti
Fainted: Thoma
Brought icecream: Diona
Thought Itto was alive: Shenhe
Broke the casket: Barbara
Lost Itto's body: Fischl
Got to the wrong funeral: Tighnari
Eula died. Ei killed her and said that Eula “hit her first.” Kujou Sara arranged the funeral. Everyone was confused that Yae was crying the entire time even though she didn’t really know Eula. Yanfei *laughed* the entire service for some sick reason. Rosaria took Eula’s phone and texted “I’m in the box! Send help!” to Keqing and she fainted (thanks a lot Rosaria). Yoimiya was late but we all didn’t mind because she brought ice cream. Lisa then shouted “Wait! They moved! I think their still alive!” I guess Ei has a fear of resurrection because after she Signora’d Eula’s casket but Eula’s body wasn’t in the casket because Heizou *LOST IT.* Kazuha also came late because he went to the wrong funeral.
Venti… die
Yelan the killer
Diluc arrange the funeral
Ayato cry…
Paimon laugh??!!
Ayaka text “ i’m in box! hELP!
Ayato got his sister text didn’t it’s was his sis he fainted
Chongyun bough ice cream ( make sense )
Collei think he still alive
Kaeya broke the casket
Zhongli! You lost the body?!
Sara go to wrong funeral
The one who died: Rossaria
The one who killed her: Columbina
The one who planned the funeral: Jean
The one who cried the entire time: Scaramouche
The one who laughed the entire time: Razor(🤨)
The one that sent the text message: Paimon
The one that got the text: Paimon(?)
The one that brought ice cream: Klee
The one that saw Rossaria moving: Albedo
The one that broke the casket: Razor
The one that lost the body: Hu Tao
The one who went to the wrong funeral: Xiao
Died: Qiqi
Killed: Pantalone
Arranged the funeral: Diluc
Who cryied: Toma
Who laughed: Albedo
Took Qiqi'c phone: Noelle
Got the text: Jin
Bought ice cream: Pierro
Noticed movement: Baizo
Broke the casket: Hu Tao
Lost the body: Dain
Wrong funeral: Klee
Too messy... cant put it together well enough. But I found it funny that Qiqi went to sleep, Albedo probably got it and Baizo noticed the movement. I also think that it was somehow planned by harbingers and it pretty much explains why Dain "lost" the body. Would be more solid without Diluc, Toma, Noelle, Jin and Klee.
Qiqi died again
Venti died, scara hit him (hELP I CAN TOTALLY SEE HIM DOING THAT-), albedo arranged the funeral, amber cried the entire time, jean laughed the entire time, xingqiu sent the text, chongyun saw the text and fainted, ayake brought ice cream to the funeral, childe saw them mocing, kaeya broek thand casket, paimon lost the body, baizhu went to the wrong funeral. IM WHEEZING RN SOMEONE SEND HELP HAHAHAHAHHA
The one that died: Ayaka
"They hit me first!" -The one that killed Ayaka: Thoma (oh. 😐)
The person who arranged the funeral: Sayu
The one who cried the entire time: Kokomi
This person laughed during the service: Gorou
Takes Ayaka's phone and sends a text "I'm in the box! Send help!": Yae Miko (She would 😂)
The one who got the text and fainted: Ayaka (how tho 🤨)
Brought ice cream to the funeral: Kokomi
"Wait, they're moving! I think they're alive!": Yelan
They broke the casket: Kazuha
They lost the body: Mona
They got the wrong funeral: Kazuha (Nooo 😂)
Paimon died, Klee killed her, Hu Tao arranged the funeral, Itto cried the entire time, I laughed the entire time, Rosaria took Paimon’s phone, Yoimiya received the text, Klee bought ice cream, Razor saw the box moving, Shenhe broke the box, Dottore lost the body🤨, Kazuha went to the wrong funeral.
Kujo Sara is dead but brought ice cream to the funeral. Sucrose is crying the most. Diluc texts to Sucrose "I think she's moving" and Sucrose faints.
Died: Heizou (NOOOOOOO MY BOYFRIEND!!!! T^T)
Killed my boyfriend: Shinobu
Arranged the funeral: Kaeya
Cried the whole time: Ayaka (and me ofc)
Laughed during service: Shinobu (sleep with both eyes open)
Takes Heizou's phone and texts "im in the box, help": Thoma
Got the text and fainted: Me
Brought Ice cream: Ningguang
"Wait he's moving!": Paimon
Breaks casket: Kaeya
Lost the body: Tartaglia
Went to wrong funeral: Kujou Sara
I didn't know that Heizou's funeral would be so complicated
Xiao killed Kokomi and Madame Ping arranged her funeral. Poor Ayaka was devastated because of it, but Razor, not fully understanding what was happening, started laughing seemingly out of nowhere. Rosaria got bored and decided to take Kokomi's phish-phone and send a text to Pantalone, who fainted on the spot after reading it. Tori wandered into the funeral holding ice cream, unaware of that event she traveled all the way from Sumeru for being a funeral. Dotorre, being the funny Fatui man he is, suddenly shouted that he saw the casket moving. In a panic, Keqing accidentally broke the casket, Hu Tao somehow lost Kokomi's body, and Signora finally realized that she had pulled up to the wrong funeral, and should be at her own instead.
I loveee creative writing and this gave me an excuse to cure my boredom with a silly story 🙏⚰
The Liyueans just wanted a peacful funeral when the Snezhayans, Inazumans and Monstadters wont let them
Ganyu killed Ganyu, Arlecchino cried the whole time, but somehow also managed to send the text with Ganyu's phone, and Dottore said the "she's still moving" thing.
Dead: Ayato
Killed them (alledgedly in self defense): Collei
Funeral arranger: Jean
Cried the whole time: Yun Jin
Laughed: Venti (uhhh)
Took Ayato's phone and texted with it: Yoimiya
Fainted because of the text: Diluc
Brought ice cream: Sandrone
"Wait, they're moving!": Jean
Broke the casket: Amber
Lost the body: Fischl
Wrong funeral: Madame Ping
like in that video where Ayato finds a mask on the ground and puts it on and Collei attacks him because she thinks he's Dottore
@@pink_giraffe I don’t know that one
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The one that died : childe (oh well,good bye 🤷♀️)
“They hit me first!” The one who killed childe : venti (I mean it was their fault that that hit a god 😔✋)
The one that arranged the wedding : la signora (also her : *dies 1 hour after arranging cuz baal killed her*)
The one that cried the entire time : Zhongli (“NO MORE MORA??..”*sobs*)
The one that laughed during the service : qiqi (“hehe..ehe..”)
Takes the dead person’s phone and send a text to the group chat “I’m in the box! send help” : ayato (“hopefully they know it’s a prank”)
The one that fainted when they got the text : Xiao (“are you alright Xiao?” -ayato)
Bought ice cream to the funeral : heizou (“I also included one for childe”)
Wait they’re moving ! i think they’re still alive!” Said by : kazuha (“stop joking” -ayato)
Broke the casket : venti (“oops ehe”)
Lost the body : Xiao (“it wasn’t me”)
Got to the wrong funeral : chongyun (“I was supposed to be chasing evil spirits!”)
That’s all for today I think,great video
Childe cried at chonyuns funeral while zhongli laughed
Xingqiu died, Gorou killed him, Xingqiu planned his own funeral, Thoma cried the whole time, Beidou laughed the entire time, Keaya took Xingqui’s phone and texted Ganyu, Ganyu fainted, The Rooster brought ice cream, Amber thought Xingqiu was still moving, Hu Tao broke the casket (Presumably so they would have to buy another one from her), Mona somehow lost the body, and Yelan somehow went to a different funeral.
Ningwang killed herself kazuha arranged the funeral ningwang was crying the entire time
Died: Thoma
Killer: Bennett (On Accident due to bad luck)
Arranged the funeral: The person who died
Cried the entire time: Ganyu
Laughed during the service: Dori
Took Thoma's phone and sent a text:Baizhu
The one who got the text and fainted: Pulcinella
The one who bought ice cream to the funeral for some reason:Ganyu who cried while slurping
The one who thought Thoma was still alive:Tighnari
The one who broke the casket: Bennett (On accident again)
The one who lost the body:Itto
The one who went to the wrong funeral: Paimon
Madame Ping got killed by Heizou because he thought she hit him first. Yun Jin arranged the funeral and invited interesting guests. Kazuha cried that most for some reason while Raiden laughed. Mona texted Klee using Ping's phone and messaged her "Help me! I'm inside the box!" Chongyun brought ice cream eith him but he ended up in the wrong funeral. Sandrone thought Madame Ping was moving. Itto broke the casket of Madame Ping. Madame Ping somehow lost her own body though she's dead.
Bennet KIA, I did it, Yoimiya arranges shite, Sucrose cries, Hu Tao laughs, Itto sends the text, Chongyun faints after getting that text, Scaramouche has icecream, Childe saw movement, Barbara tore up the casket, Beidou lost the body and Rosaria went to the wrong one
Collei unfortunately passed, Tighnari was the Unaliver (A master YOU are)
La Ashes arranged the funeral, Amber cried the entire time (awwww)
Kaeya laughed the entire time (How tf are these matching)
Kokomi took Collei's phone to send the text, Lisa got the text and faints
Yae bought Ice cream, Kokomi saw the box moving, Sara broke the casket, Child lost the body
And Kazuha went to the wrong funeral
Hello! Here are my awnsers:: ... Died: Venti... The one who killed "They hit me first!": Yelan... The one who arranged the funeral: Itto... The one who cried the entire time: Thoma... The one who laughed during the service: Yomiya... The one who takes the dead mans phone and texts someone 'I'm stuck in a box help!': Albedo... The one who received the text and fainted: Baizhu... The one who brought ice cream to the funeral: Yelan... The one who saw the casket move: Beidou... The one who broke the casket: Yomiya... The one who lost the body: Zhongli... The one who went to the wrong funeral: Dori...
Heizou died and Madam Ping was the killer.
Shinobu laughed during the funeral.
Klee went to the wrong funeral but still cried the entire time 😭
Dead- Sara
Kills Sara (accidentally)- Razor
Arranges the funeral- Amber
Cries- Raiden
Laughing- Razor
Texts on Sara's phone- Diona
Gets the text and faints- Sara
Bought Ice cream- Raiden
Saw Sara move- Scaramouche
Breaks the Casket- Ningguang
Lost the body- Barbara
Attended the wrong Funeral- Sara
Zhongli died, Hu Tao killed him, Kokomi arranged the funeral, and Xiao cried the entire time.
1. Died - Pulcinella (tbh his expiry date was probably a LONG time ago. Is this gonna be like Signora's funeral? ...Yet another Fatui Harbinger taken down)
2. The murderer - Mona (why? Was it for Mora?)
3. Arranged the funeral - Sandrone (you mean her Ruin Guard?)
4. Cried the entire time - Diluc (guess the poor guy just couldn't take it anymore and let his emotions out in front of the people who killed his father)
5. Laughed during the funeral - Thoma
6. Steals the deceased's phone and texts a random number - Ningguang (I can see her pulling something like that out of sheer boredom)
7. Got the text and fainted - Il Capitano (I mean... okay... Who's the first Harbinger again? Definitely not him, right?)
8. Brought ice cream - Ganyu (what flavor was it? Cocogoat milk?)
9. "Wait, they're moving! I think they're still alive!" - Razor (since when was he capable of INTELLIGENT SPEECH?)
10. Broke the casket - Bennett (you mean his bad luck?)
11. Lost the body - Gorou
12. Went to the wrong funeral - Arataki Itto
Sayu killed kokomi and itto arranged the funeral, Sara cried the whole time, itto laughed during the service (???), ayato took their phone and texted “help I’m in the box”, kuki got the text and fainted, madame ping brought ice cream to the funeral, Heizou thinks they’re still alive, yoimiya broke the casket, diluc lost the body, and raiden shogun went to the wrong funeral
sucrose died, diluc killed her.ayata arranged the funeral and mona cried the whole time. lisa laughed the whole time. venti steals sucrose's phone and texts the message. zhongli got the text and fainted. chongyun brought the ice cream for everyone :D sayu yelled that she saw sucrose moving. paimon broke the casket and hu tao lost the body. albedo realized he is at the wrong funeral..
Heizou passed, Sucrose killed, Heizou planned, Yelan cried the whole time, Madame ping laughed during service, Sucrose messaged, Kazuha got the text and fainted, Ayala bought ice cream to the funeral, Kazuha “Hey they are moving, I think they are still alive!”, Lisa broke the casket, Heizou lost the body, Chongyun got to the wrong funeral…
Zhongli got killed by Childe after spending so much mora.
Albedo arranged the whole funeral in collaboration with Hu Tao.
Poor Xiao cried because he lost his father ;0;
Ganyu laughed throughout the whole service. Probably because he got killed by his sugar daddy.
Ningguang took a picture with Zhongli old phone and texted it to Kazuha(who am sure got their number from Beidou) who promptly fainted after flashbacks of dead friend.
Itto, being bored while eating his ice cream. Decided to barge into the funeral and acted causal while everybody looks at Itto who’s just vibing and having fun.
La Signora, suddenly heard some noises and made things worst by saying that Zhongli probably alive based on personal experience.
Xiao was so sad that he hug the casket too tightly that it broke. Only to realized that the body was never there. Causing people to freak out
Qiqi was put in charge of the body after a certain someone from the Bubu Pharmacy went away for one second for a lunch break. Needless to say, she lost the dead body just like how I lost the 50/50.
Jean, questioning why there’s a lot of Liyue residents for Venti funeral. Only to realized she attend the wrong archon funeral.
died: yun jin
killer: ganyu
arranged the funeral: pantalone
cried: kujou sara
laughed: yae miko
take the dead person's phone and texts: ayaka
receives the text and faints: madame ping
brought ice cream: jean
assumes yunjin is still alive: kokomi
breaks the casket: bennett
lost the body: pullcinelli
goes to the wrong funeral: albedo
The one who died: Shinobu
The one who killed her (allegedly out of self-defence): Razor
The person who arranged the funeral: Lisa
The one who cried the entire time: Gorou
The person who laughed during the funeral service: Me (sounds about right)
They took Shinobu’s phone and sent the text “I’m in the box, send help!”: Scaramouche
The one who received the text and fainted: Bennett
Brought ice cream to the funeral: Razor
“Wait they’re moving, I think she’s still alive!”: Yanfei
They broke the casket: Sayu
They lost the body: Albedo (how in the-)
They went to the wrong funeral: Ayaka (how?)
Eula died, Madame Ping killed her, Keqing arranged the funeral, Arlecchino cried the entire time(funny cuz they lookalike maybe she's her evil twin lol), i laughed during the service, Hutao took the dead person's phone to send the text(pretty legit tho), Fischl got the test and fainted, YunJin bought ice cream to the funeral, Rosaria saw the box moving, Dainsleif broke the casket, Heizou lost the body, Yelan got to the wrong funeral
Ningguang died
Noelle accidentally broke her neck.
Albedo arranged funeral
Xiao cried the entire time
Hu Tao Laughed through the service.
Paimon sent the text.
Ganyu's phone went off and she fainted when the sender of the text revealed to be Ningguang.
Scarra brought ice cream.
Heizou thought She was still alive.
Sayu broke the casket
Fischl lost the body.
Yanfei ended up at the wrong funeral.
The one who died is xinyan (rip),the killer is Hu tao,madam ping arrange the funeral, Barbara cried the whole time,beido was laughing the whole time (I don't know how to spell her name),yanfi took the phone and sent the massage,paimon fainted,keaya brought ice cream to the funeral,Xiao says that xinyan is moving and is still alive,razor broke the casket,childe lost the body,zongli got to the wrong funeral
Ningguang passed, Yae killed her, Yelan arranged the funeral, madame ping cried, Kuki laughed, Klee took Ningguangs phone, Heizou received the text, Thoma brought ice cream, Yelan saw the box moving, Itto broke the casket, Klee lost the body and Kazuha went to the wrong funeral LMAOOAOO
xinyan died, tartaglia killed her, yunjin arranges funeral, razor cried, baizhu harbinger lookin ass was laughing, capitain harbinger guy took her phone, noelle got the text, collei brought ice cream, signora thinks shes alive, kuki broke the casket, keqing lost la body,
Died: Diona
“Diona hit me first, so I killed her!”: Eula (she took her vengeance to the extreme this time)
Arranged the funeral: Sucrose
Cried the entire time: Lisa
Laughing through the service: Sucrose (now I’m just worried for Sucrose)
Takes Diona’s phone and texts “I’m in the box! Send help!”: Eula (that’s messed up)
Got the text and fainted from it: Albedo
Brought ice cream to the funeral: Pantalone
Wait! Diona’s moving. I think she’s still alive!”: Columbina
Broke the casket: Amber
Lost the body: Barbara
Wrong funeral: Bennett
This was Mondstadt plus two harbingers
Chongyun killed Kuki Shinobu, Beidou organized the wedding, emo Baizhu laughed during the service, Heizou cried the whole time, Kuki Shinobu used her own phone from inside her own casket to say that she was in the box and needed help, Zhongli fainted after receiving the text, Noelle brought ice cream for everyone, Klee saw the casket move, Xinyan proceeded to break open the casket, Sayu lost the body, then Ganyu realized that she was at the wrong funeral.
Klee died.
Columbina was the killer (no wonder Childe is afraid of her).
Ganyu arranged the funeral.
Yunjin cried the entire time.
Hu Tao laughed the entire service (Hu Tao, this is your job).
Dori took Klee’s phone and sent a text.
Sayu got the text and fainted.
Raiden brought ice cream to the funeral (needs desserts).
Xingqiu is saying that Klee is still alive.
Keqing broke the casket.
Paimon lost Klee’s body.
Qiqi showed up at the wrong funeral.
Wow what is with the kids today?
Died: Sayu
Killer: Kazuha
The one who arranged the funeral: Dainsleif
The one who cried: La Signora
The one who laughed: Ganyu
The one brought ice cream: Chongyun
The one who screamed was that she was alive was: Child/tartaglia
The one at the wrong funeral: Heizou
The one break the coffin was: Barbara
The one who took Sayu's phone: Yoimiya
The one who got the text: Xinyan
The one who lost the body was Sucrose.
And no one will talk about the cursed Zhongli at the end
Idk why almost everyone was from Inazuma but most of my answers felt pretty accurate
Heizou died and Thoma killed him.
Kujou Sara arranged the funeral.
Ayato cried the whole time.
Klee was laughing the whole service.
Kokomi took the phone and texted "im in the box, send help".
Sayu got the text and fainted.
Pantalone bought ice cream to the funeral.
Yun Jin thought that Heizou was still alive and moving.
Capatino broke the casket.
Shinobu lost the body.
Then Yoimiya went to the wrong funeral.
At the very unexpected moment, Baizhu died because of Gorou. In the most unexplainable reason, the one who arranged the funeral was Baizhu himself. Scaramouche was crying all the time, we can't stop him. Dottore could not hold his laugh anymore, so he laughed. At the door, Raiden was running, holding Baizhu's phone and then took a photo of the dead person. She posted it in text with a caption "I'm in the box! Send help!". Hu Tao was the one who saw it first and fainted. Just beside the funeral service, we can see Thoma buying an ice cream, he was shocked by what he heard. "Wait! I think they're moving! They're alive!" voiced out by Kaeya. The prinzessin broke the casket with the help of Oz. Diona, for confusing reasons, lost the body. Why did Heizhou got in the wrong funeral?
Kojou Sara died because Childe killed her. Childe attempted to defend himself saying "She attacked me first!". Kaeya who respected Sara as a commander decided to arrange a funeral for her. During the funeral Zhongli cried the whole time and Noelle laughed during the service. Ayaka wanted to prank someone by taking Sara's phone and sending a message to Beidou that reads: "I am in the box! Help". Beidou, seeing the message, fainted. To apologise to Beidou, Ayaka brought ice cream for her and cheered her up. Sandrone thought she saw movement and screamed to everyone that Sara might be alive because she swore she saw Sara moving. Hearing this, Ningguang broke the casket to check whether it is true, but to her shock, the body is nowhere to be found. Apparently, Chongyun who was responsible for putting the body inside the casket accidentally put it in another casket. Collei arrived embarrassed because she attended the wrong funeral.
I passed away
Childe killed me
Keaya planned the funeral
Diluc cried the entire time
I laughed the entire time.
Qiqi stole my phone and messed with the attendees.
Childe got the text and nearly fainted.
Xiao brought ice cream to the funeral.
Yelan believes I'm still alive.
Keqing broke the casket.
Madam ping lost my body.
Yelan went to the wrong funeral.
(Great)
Yelan passed away after trying to attack Dainsleif near the chasm. Yanfei found the body and made the funeral arrangements. During the sermon, Barbara would not stop crying so I pat her back to calm her down to no avail. While Mona was laughing during the sermon, why? I have no idea, probably being told a joke by the person next to her or something. Sayu meanwhile had stolen Yelan's phone and sent a text to Noelle saying "I'm in the box! Send Help!" making her faint. Dori meanwhile was nearby selling ice cream to try and make some profit off the group of people, how shameless. Ganyu shouts "Wait, they're moving! I think they're still alive!" while pointing at the casket which Bennet breaks. Evidently it was empty as Beidou had lost the body and was still searching for it while the ceremony was going on. And a few miles away, was Thoma, confused in a group of strangers, at the wrong funeral.
Person who died: Kazu
Killed kazu: venti
Arranged the funeral: Zhongli
cried: Thoma
laughed: Venti
Sends the text: Hu tao
Gets the text and faints: Thoma
Brought Ice cream: Venti
Thinks they saw movement: Yelan
Broke the casket: itto
Lost kazu's body: Benny
Wrong funeral buddy: Razor
Venti sir- XD
Shenhe passed away. Jean, who killed her, told everyone the truth because she was equipped with R5 Aquila Favonia at the time of her death. Surprisingly, it was Dainsleif who arranged the funeral. Lisa cried during the whole process (from laughing too much at the cause of her death, presumably) whilst Bennett, who wasn't aware that he was attending a funeral, laughed alongside her. Collei had somehow taken custody of Shenhe's phone and texted a random number in her contacts, which happens to be Keqing's, who later fainted. Eula brought ice cream to the funeral, as she doesn't know who Shenhe is and has only been informed of her nephew liking cold treats. Albedo suddenly proclaimed that Shenhe is still alive because he saw her move, then broke the casket to prove his theory. However, in the midst of the funeral, it seems like Venti had lost her body, and everything turned into chaos. Unfortunately and fortunately, Mona wasn't there to be a part of the mess because she was at the wrong funeral.
The End.
Tighnari killed colei and laughed during her funeral. Jesus
The one that died: Amber
The one that set up the funeral: Amber
😬
Rosaria tried to pet Tighnari's ears and ended up dead
Chongyun decided to arrange her funeral, as she's a great loss to cryo family
Sucrose was sobbing all the time, while Kuki was laughing, so Barbara decided to take a revenge on her by sending here the prank message and causing her to faint
Fatui girl with robot bodyguard brought ice cream, Fatui dude with long nose said that she's still alive and dottore broke the casket
Then Jean lost the body
Ginger butt aka Childe didn't even get there because he attended wrong funeral
Died: Razor
Killer: Dori
Prepared the funeral: Ayaka
Laughed the entire time: Razor
Took the victim phone and sent a message: Ei
Received the message and fainted: Fischl
Bought ice cream: Scharamouche
Saw the box moving: Albedo/sus albedo
Broke the casket: Amber
Lost the body: Chongyun
Went to the wrong funeral: Ayato
Klee died, yun jin killed her
Itto arrange the funeral, heizou cried
It seems that Kuki Shinobu has passed away. According to Sucrose, she acted in self-defense
Kaeya was the one who helped the Arataki gang to arrange the funeral
During the funeral, Yae Miko was the one who cried the entire time, because she can no longer try to convince Kuki to join the shrine as a shrine maiden
Meanwhile, Madame Ping, for whatever reason, laughed. It then later turned out, that she took Shinobu's phone and sent a message pleading to be rescued from the coffin. Xiao received the message and proceeded to faint
Meanwhile, Yelan brought some ice-cream
Xinyan then was deeply convinced, that Shinobu is still alive
Madame Ping then broke the cascet (We need Yanfei)
Mona, while trying to use astrology to figure out what happened, lost the body
Then, as it turns out, Madame Ping wasn't intending to be at Shinobu's funeral
Dori died (deserved) Thoma killed her (good job) Kokomi arranged the funeral, Sayu cried the whole time
NINGUANG WAS CRYING AT HER OWN FUNERAL😂
Fishl Died
Zhognli Killed her
Hu Tao arranges the funeral (it fits so well, and her employe even is the killer!)
Yoimiya cried the whole time
Bennett laughed during the service
Dori took Fishls phone and texted
Qiqi got the text and fainted
Madam Ping bought Ice cream
Kaeya thinks Fishl was moving
La Signora broke the Casket
Baiju lost Fishls body
Yan Fei went to the wrong funeral
Madame Ping dies (oh nooo, not her).
Fischl killed her (💀i hate you), but says Madame Ping hit her first (yeah, sure).
Collei arranges the funeral.
Arlecchino cries through the entire funeral (honestly everyone does).
Capitano laughs all the time (wtf is wrong with you).
Barbara pulls a ,,prank" and scares us to death, because Jean fainted after she recived a ,,help me" message from Madame Pings Phone Number.
Pantalone bought us ice cream (okey, not that bad, ice cream is great).
Signora thinks she saw Madame Ping moving (Signora you're dead too💀).
Bennett broke the casket.
Yanfei lost the body.
Shinobu went to the wrong funeral (girl, pay some respect to Madame Ping).
What a funeral to remember💀
The one died: Xiao (NOOOOO MY LOVE WHY????)
Who killed them: Signora (i hated you - now i hate you even more)
Who arrange the funeral: Madam Ping (okie)
Who cried the entire time(me): Thoma
Laughed during the service: Yoimiya
Pranker one: Pantalone (I DONT KNOW EVEN WHO YOU ARE)
Who got pranked: Sandrone (dont know you either)
Bought ice cream: Paimon (why im not surprised?)
Who things Xiao alive: Venti (pleaseeeeee)
They broke the casket: Pantalone (you know what? FUCK OFF)
They lost the body: Bennett (...)
Got to the wrong funeral: Bennett
Died: Xaio
Killer: Tartag
Arranged the funeral: Yae Miko
Cried the entire time: Zhongli
Laughed during the service: Yelan
Took Xaio's phone and sent a text: Itto
Got the text and fainted: Diluc
Bought ice cream: Bediou
Thought Xaio still alive: Kujo Sarra
Broke the casket: Jean
Lost Xaio's body: Hu Tao
Got to the wrong funeral: Klee
Died: Albedo
Killer: Yanfei
Arranged the funeral: Diluc
Cried the entire time: Dotore
Laughed during the service: Ayaka
Took Albedo's phone and sent a text: Heizou
Got the text and fainted: Amber
Bought ice cream: Rosaria
Thought Albedo still alive: Collei
Broke the casket: Yelan
Lost Albedo's body: Lisa
Got to the wrong funeral: Zhongli
The one who died: Columbina (how in the heck?)
The one who killed her: Sayu (ninja skills 101)
The one who arranged the funeral: Albedo (he works part time in wangsheng funeral parlor I see)
The one who cried: Rosaria (and she is also laughing the entire time, you ok gorl?)
The one who took the deds phone and texted that "I'm in a box, send help": Yunjin
The one who received the text then fainted: Beidou (uhh....)
The one who brought ice cream: Yelan (lol)
"They're moving they're still alive!!" : Arlecchino (let ya girl rest babs)
The one who broke the casket: Shenhe (why shenhe why)
The one who lost the body: Mona (why would you do that Mona?)
The one who can at the wrong funeral: Fischl
Xiao died (NOO.)
"He hited me first!" - Kokomi
Chongyun arranged the funeral
Raiden cried all the time
Paimon laughed the entire time (Why I imagine this)
"I'm in the box! Send help!" - Kazuha
Jean received the text but fainted
Razor bought ice cream
"Wait they're moving! I think they're still alive!" - Lisa
Venti broke the casket
Bennet lost the body
Rosalia goes to the wrong funeral
in bref : rip xiao we loved you
the one died: Kokomi
killed them: Albedo
arranged funeral: Yanfei
cried the entire time: Chongyun
Laughed during service: Scaramouche
Take the dead person's phone and text "I'm in the box, send help": Mona
The one who got the text and fainted: Yun jin
Bought Ice cream to the funeral: Madame Ping
"Wait they're moving! I think they're still alive!" : Gorou
Broke the casket: Qiqi
Lost the body: Zhongli
Got to the wrong funeral: Ayaka
Died : Gorou
Killer : La Signora
Arranged the funeral : Eula
Cried the entire time : Klee
Laughed during the service : Yelan
Took Gorou’s phone and sent a text : Barbara
Got the text and fainted : Kaeya
Brought ice cream : Collei
Thinks they’re still alive : Lisa
Broke the casket : Xingyan
Lost the body : Xiao
Went to the wrong funeral : Zhongli
The funeral was for yalan and the fatui just kept being a holes the entire time The harbinger with the long nose (I forget his name) was the one who killed yalan and itto couldn't read a room
Pulcinella murdered Xiao and Venti arranged the funeral, Raiden Ei cried the whole time (??) Xinyan laughed (??) Ayato took Xiao's phone and sent a message, the whole situation was too much for Sara that she fainted. Kuki brought ice cream because she is always prepared. Collei screamed "the body is moving!" Then Ayato broke the casket (Ayato you troll) Dain lost the body (???) Capitano got to the wrong funeral (he probably went to La Signora's instead)
Paimon died, Klee killed Paimon (That’s one bom bom bakudan too far, looks like Klee is going to be in solitary confinement as long as the nation of Mondstadt exists), Sucrose volunteered to arrange the funeral, Keqing cried the entire time (not even wealth can block emotional damage), Xiao laughed the entire time (NON-DEPRESSED XIAO!?!?). Venti took Paimon’s phone and texted “help! I’m in the box!” (Revenge for calling him Tone-Deaf Bard, I suppose.), Venti sent that text to Yae Miko (I’m surprised that Paimon even has her in contacts.) and she fainted. Kazuha brought Ice Cream to the funeral, Qiqi thought they were still alive bc she thought she saw Paimon move (Ironic, Qiqi is a zombie.), Klee somehow broke out of solitary confinement and broke the casket (does she really hate Paimon that much?), and in the ensuing chaos, unfortunately, Hu Tao lost the body (WTH HU TAO! YOU’RE THE BOSS OF THE BEST FUNERAL PARLOR IN TEYVAT!), and Raiden Ei of all people went to the wrong funeral (maybe it was Signora’s)
Kokomi died, madame ping killed her, sara arranges it, kuki cried the entire time, yae miko laughed-, dr. Bazuha took the dead persons phone and prank texted somebody, heizou got the text, kuki brought ice cream okay that makes sense, one of the FATUI guys say she’s moving! Ayaya broke the casket, yae miko lost the body, Yanfei got to the wrong funeral,
Thoma died, Razor killed him(why?),Kazhua arrarnged the funeral, BarBRUH cried the whole time,Klee laughed(...), Diluc took the phone and did the prank)Dori got the text and fainted)Keqing bought ice cream to the funeral,Xinyan saw the box moving,Xinyan broke the casket?), Kaeya lost the body) Ninnguangg went to the wrong funeral)
Thoma died.
Chongyun killed him.
Kuki arranged the funeral.
Raiden cried the entire time.
Hu tao laughed during service.
Capitano did the phone prank.
Ningguang recieved the prank.
(daddy) Pierro brought ice cream.
I did the still alive prank.
Xingqiu broke the casket.
Albedo lost the body.
Razor went to the wrong funeral.