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I love doing this sm The one who forgot to close the door so the rat can enter: Itto (Of course he'll actually would...) The first person who encountered the rat when their trying to get midnight snacks: Xiao (Now kill it, Xiao) This person came to the previous person and jumps to the counter and screams their lungs out: Diona (YOUR A CAT OR WHATEVER YOU ARE JUST CHASE IT OR KILL IT) The one who's laughing at the two person on the cabinet: Xiao (That's literally you and Diona at the counter-) The one who threatens the mouse with a knife: Amber (Go, get em, Amber!) "IT'S A RATATOUILLE!" said by Xiao (HELP WHAT-) The one who corrected him: Yun Jin (Erm what...) They give a little cheese to the rat as a treat: Fischl (I'll doubt she would ngl) Bring the cat to the kitchen and told them to chase the mouse: Ayato (Of course he'll probably might do) The one who traps the mouse and throws him out of the window: Ayato (Nevermind I believe the cat didn't do a splendid job for chasing the mouse or Ayato just did the job for the cat)

The one who accidentally spilled their water causing me to trip: Hu Tao. (Just great, Hu Tao...) Tried to catch me but failed: Shenhe (Auntie to the re- wait you slipped?!) The one who ran to try and help me but ended up slipping too: Beidou (guess she got unlucky) The one hardly laughing at me: Klee (she'd probably would ig) The one who told you to stay still at your position to take you a picture: Childe/Tartaglia (WHY DO I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD) The one who makes my picture a meme and sends it to the GC: Yanfei (Fr1ck you Yanfei, I just tripped😭) The one who thinks it's fun and slips to it too: Yelan (HELP WHAT-) The one who helped me up: Noelle (Finally, thank u so much Noelle) Very worried, urges you to the hospital to make sure I have no any possible injuries: Amber (Somehow she could probably do so) I almost slipped again but they/she/he helped me not to: Itto (Thank you Itto) The one who dries off the spilled water: Hu Tao (you cleaned your own mess and I'm very glad of that) Why is liyueans so goofy of all the sudden

Panicked so much that they fainted: Razor (MAH WOLF BOY NOOO) Starts screaming their lungs out while frantically presses the open button: Pantalone... (Wth actually-) Annoyed so they knocked out the previous person: Heizou (Ngl he prolly would actually-) Tried to climb through the ceiling but got stuck: Nahida (Sucks to be her ig(⁠─⁠.⁠─⁠|⁠|) Tried to open the door with their bare hands: Eula (Vengeance will be hers!) Calmly presses the emergency button and tells the operator their stuck: Shenhe (no words ig) Starts to offer and share their M&M's with everyone: Qiqi (Aww I Imagine her doing that) Farted on the elevator and blamed it on other people: Alhaitham (HELP-) The one that's being blamed: Cyno (Is this some kind of joke...?) Start dancing infront of the security camera: Capitano (HELP- THIS IS NOT HIM) Taking selfies with other and post it on social media: Columbina (okay so we got 3 fatui harbingers in this elevator) The one who got excited cuz they never experienced it and only seeing it on movies: Heizou (Nah he prolly got excited/super happy cuz he just knocked the hell out of a fatui harbinger for being too noisy) The one who broke the elevator: Dehya (She would actually-) Even tho this videos are old, I still enjoy doing this

My crush: Scaramouche (You don't know how much I was punching the ground and screaming "LETS GOO" because that is DANG WELL ACCURATE) The one who has a crush on me: Tighnari (Me with a Cyno pfp...) The one who goes on a date with me: Thoma (I mean... Hear me out, He's kinda...) My first kiss: Tighnari (Of course... I'm literally Cyno) Confess to me but I reject or turn them down: Capitano. (I mean, I don't know much about him so accurate) Who I ended up with: Xingqiu (altho he's my main. Brotha, I don't really have something from you. Why not go and hang out with the little cutie patootie cryo exorcist instead??) The who didn't approve my relationship: Zhongli (I also don't approved tbh) The reason I broke up: Zhongli (of course💀) I'll have Scaramouche for myself instead

Yae Miko died (I can imagine what Raiden's thoughts to this altho they barely talked to each other) "They hit me first" said by Sara (That's no excuse from what you just did girlie😭) The one who arranged the funeral: KLEE?! (your letting a child-) The one who cried the entire time: Tartaglia/Childe (not getting the vibes) This person laughs during the service: BENNETT?! (my guy is about to have his final bad luck from Raiden💀 iykyk) This person took Yae's phone and send a text: Kuki Shinobu (I have no words) The one who got the text and fainted: Xiao...💀 (RIP Xiao even tho u just fainted not dead) Brought ice cream to the funeral: Signora...💀 (My girlie came back to life and just to take revenge by buying ice cream on Yae's funeral) "Wait the corpse is moving! I believe she's still alive!" Said by Yae Miko, herself. (THAT'S LITERALLY YOU- also how did you came back to life?) Yae Miko broke the casket (That's prolly a zombie cuz she's literally dead-) They lost the body: Diluc (nvm I think she's still on that coffin) Sorry if this is very long and you don't understand on what I actually mean, English isn't my first language.

I'm a spy from: Snezhnaya (honestly tho, not bad) My boss/leader: Chongyun (Don't get the vibe of him being the leader but whatever) Target: Chongyun (HUH?!) Almost died on their mission to obtain the mysterious artifact: Alhaitham (a little, little getting the vibe not sure tho) The one who almost broke the artifact: Heizou (not feeling anything abt that) The strongest one on the team, imprisons and keeps the target from escaping: Madame Ping...💀 (Old lady power) The one who just got bored and decides to play uno with the imprisoned target: Scaramouche (Honestly tho he would get bored) The one who's taken the phone: Columbina (No words) The one who get called in the important meeting: Sayu (How is a child here?? Actually don't mind it at all, since idk her age) The one who almost tried to catch and kill me: Scaramouche (WTH ACCURATE) The one who helps me escape in the end: Ayaka (Sweet<3)

Capitano with Dain kidnapped me for 10 days, took me to an abandones cabin, cyno realised that I was missing, pulcinello(that fatui goblin, IDK HOW TO SPELL) knew who kidnapped me, Capitano was acting like a detective…Dottore became the main suspect. AND THEN CAPITANO SAVED ME. HELPPP, WHO THE HECK I AM? THE MC? SOMEONE FROM KHAENRIAH? I HAVE SOOOOO MANY QUESTIONS FOR YA

Signora plan my birthday party, but then she got kicked from the party 💀

dendro mondstat barbara albedo lisa childe mika

CHAT XIANGLING KIDNAPPED ME IM GONNA TURN INTO HER FOOD JELP MEEEEE

LMAO HELP I replayed it a year later. Now Pantalone is my bff. I have a crush on Beidou and Ningguang has a crush on me wtf is thissssss😂😂😂

Me: Vision: geo From: inazuma Childhood friend: raiden Bff: heizou Crush: scara Have a crush on me: raiden Bf: scara Hater's: miko HELP WHY ALL INAZUMA???

Xiao found the curse scroll and told me to read it. swapped bodies with jean and first person to notice was paimon Xiao didn't realize it. Ayaka was found Hilarious. The doctor decided to help us swap back. Jean didn't care about it all. swapped for 1 month.

Paimon couldn't stop smiling like an idiot lol

Gorou helped me to kidap Yanfei for a month cos I'm jealous of her but he brought me to prison and Yanfei sentenced me for 5 years (what a betrayal 😭)

Marrying: Kuki Planner: Sandrone Crying: Noelle Lost the rings: Pierro Came for free food: Ganyu Singer: Noelle Hooked up with the DJ: Yae Miko Dropped the cake: Gorou Drunk Speech: Beidou Flirts with other guests: Madame Ping Starts a fight during the bouquet toss: Childe

Alhaitham just stands there😭😭😭 it’s so accurate but i’d feel hurt like bro cmon

Kaeya laughs hysterically 😥

Heeyyyy comment sectionnn :)) OK so firstly, Xiangling decides to kidnap me (gurl was screaming Cannibalism since we first met, thats prolly it) ANYWAYSSS....Dehya decided to help her (GURL BYE PYRO GIRLS HATES MEE) Then, they decide to take me to Serai island to chop me up to char sui my cheeks :( Xinyan is the first to realise ive been kidnapped (ok so.....yeah...just pyro then?) anygays, they hold me hostag for 3 weeks so i plump up before i get cooked (FR) HOWEVER, Thoma prolly saw them dragging my ass to serai island and knows ive been kidnapped (do something bish) Signora acts like shes a friggin detective but with that cryo delusion we know the pyro ppl i paused on aint letting that slide YANFEI IS THE MAIN SUSPECT??? But dw yall......CUZ THOMA SAVES ME FINALLY BRO THIS IS RIGGED IT KEPT GIVING ME PYRO CHARACTERS THATS ACSHULLY INSANE BROTHER

The one that made me cry- itto..(probably made fun of my height) The one that is thinking to kill itto in 1001 ways- capitano ( ...thank youu but wait dont kill itto!) The one that ignored me- paimon (you are going to be my dinner now) The one that gives me a hug without missing any second- scaramouche (i am happy tears now) The one that comforted me- razor...(Aww🥺) The one that cried with me- klee (i am going to comfort the little baby now) The one that is not helping- mona (... WHY!?) The one that just stands there awkwardly with Mona- yelen... The one that brought my fav snacks- capitano...( 🥺 Thank youuu!) The one that bring me ice cream and sits down next to me- diluc ( i am gonna fly to heaven)

Collei wants to help but cant swim Tighnari passes out?! Oh, its because collei tried anyways Diona would let me drown Yaoyao ended up drowning too Wow Diona calls lifeguard Kaveh NAH AND KAVEH ACTS LIKE HE DIDNT SEE ME And Jean be chillin

I paused on to different pictures of heizou 😨

Yoimiya takes me to a festival Dori ships us? Collei teases us Yoimiya tries to ruin the date Yoimiya becomes the third wheel at the end I yell at her and she kisses me 💀

yae miko, Zhongli, Xiao, mansion at liyue, a fox, bottom left(first one at the bottom), geo one, huo tao, the fatui person

1. lisa 2. ayaka? 3. itto 4. thignari(sorry if i spelt it wrong) 5. kazuha 6. and after: just the fatui

...all of them were the fatui for me.

Hu Tao and Diluc take me to a graveyard Baizhu knew I was kidnapped uhm, I think I’m kidnapped for more than five years… Columbina knew who kidnapped me Dang Heizou doing his job Nvm he thought tartag stuffed me in a coffin and Madame ping saved me after ‘five years’ in a coffin

I... said one of Collei's voice lines while doing this ("don't touch me!") and got Dottore for "the friend who you told first" ; - ;

Im a cryo and born in natlan my childhood friend is diluc my bestfriend is gorou my crush is some fatui or smth kaveh has a crush on me my boyfriend is gorou and kaveh hates me LOL

Kidnaper: Razor 💀 Helper: Manhattan..alhaitam however his name is written Place: Aaruu Village Kidnapped for 5 years 😢 Heizou noticed me gone Mona knows who my kidnappers are Manhattan is detective: Manhattan Suspect: rosaria??? Savior diluc ☆

anemo, natlan, razor, chongyun, diona 💀, tighnari, tighnari again, hu tao OH 💀

wants to help but can’t swim: madame ping (okay okay accurate ig) panics and passes out: mona (BITCH YOU CAN SWIM WTFDYM) goes to save you and almost drowns: heizou (ok no comment) too tired to save you and lowkey would let you drown: thoma (DUDE COME ON!!!) ended up drowning themselves: beidou (this seems very lore inaccurate-) calls lifeguard: jean (doesn’t seem like some she’d do but okay) the busy lifeguard: cyno (dude seriously what is wrong with these guys today) acts like they were busy: heizou (dude you were not there) doesn’t even try to help you and just watches: wanderer (YES THIS IS ACCURATE ITS FUNNY BUT damn i hate and love him at the same time-)

1 Diluc made me cry 2 Yae Miko starts thinking of 1001 ways to kill Diluc 3 Dehya pretends not to see me and walks away 4 Chongyun immediately hugs me 5 Yun Jin try’s to comfort me and lend me a shoulder to cry on 6 Noelle asks “mind if I join you) and cry’s with me 7 Yao Yao doesn’t know what to do so she sits there stareing at my crying face 8 childe just stand there 9 amber gave me my fav snakes and movie it cheer me up 10 Nilou gave me ice cream and reassureing that there there for me

I got all fatui harbingers :(

My result: Kidnapper , capitano Help the Kidnapper, Columbia Take me to , serai island The First that realizes ive eben kidnappet, Klee How Long they have kidnappet me , 5 years The one who know who kidnapped you , Klee (AGAIN ?!) The one who Acts like a dedective , razor The one who became the Main subject, Columbia The one who saved me , the one Girl from the harbingers with the big man beside her ( i forgot the Name )

Marrying Capitano Planner Arlechhino crying Sandrone lost rings Fischl came for free food Dain Singer Eula Hooked up with DJ Pulchinella Dropped my cake Alhaitham Drunk speech Pantalone Flirts with guest Pierro Starts a fight while bouquet toss Fischl

Paimon and Miko kidnapped me, took me to dragonspine, Cyno realized i was kidnapped.I was kidnapped for 3 weeks, Ganyu knows who kidnapped me, the detective that tried to solve the case was Yanfei, the suspect accused was Alhaitham, then i was saved by venti. What a legend😱

{☠️ Mine} My crush: Childe The one crush on me: Scaramouche... Go on date with: Mika 💐 My first kiss: Childe 👁️ 👄 👁️ Confess to me but myself turn them down: Childe Me end up with: Albedo The one that didn't approve my relationship: Albedo The reason I broke up: Childe ☠️

Mom: yay miko Dad: dendro keqing cuz i forgot how to spell his name Sibling: pyro archon ( i wanted scara 😢) Where I live: luxurious mansion in liyue Pet: owl (ima kill it) Fit I chose: first one (dress) Wings i got: the electro purple ones Make friends with: albedo bruh Person who helped: abyss mage

Dottore saves me... I think I'm just gonna stay kidnapped by Kazuha and Childe...

So Sara kidnapped me with the help of Signora. I’m taken to wuwang hill. Capitano realized I was kidnapped. I was kidnapped for fifteen minutes. Kuki knew I was kidnapped. Otto was the detective. Collie was the main suspect. And I was saved by Candace.

Amber kidnapped me, Kaeya helped her (GAWD DAM MY OWN BF) They take me to dragonspine, KEQING finds out I've been kidnapped first (YEAS MY GIRLY) got kidnapped for one day (kaeya probably wanted to find out where the wine is :D) Nilou knows who kidnapped me, Alhaitham acts like the detective (YES SLAY AND KAVEH IS PROBABLY HELPING) Shenhe became the main suspect, AND JEAN SAVED ME YAYYYYYYYYY

it feels like an achivement capitano is willing to keep in touch with me while in prison, and i guess childe helped me escape

Can someone tell me why I am with the fatui...I am going on shopping spree with the captain U⁠^⁠ｪ⁠^⁠U

dottore cries y? ayato hugs me back super hard boba man likes me! xiao just stood there, accurate but sad Xingqui hugs me back quickly hehe 🙃 yunjin is blushing awwww secretly loved it xinyan um ok… Bennett would secretly hug me back that’s so cute^-^ pushes me off xiao nooooo:( bennett pats me on the back friend zoned:/ heizou a little surprised but hugs me back yayyy:))

I guess with Capitano as Bodyguard and Yelan not leaving my side I should be safe for the future

IM MARRYING MADAM PING NVM NOT DOING THIS💀💀💀💀

Scaramouche?! Eula?! Yelan?! Dottore?! Dehya?! Yelan again?! Capitano?! Cyno....??? Tartarsauce...? Signora?! Also Signora?! And Capitano?! Guys im screwed, i cannot escape alive.

Dottore hate me I'm so cooked