CRAZY MINECRAFT KID BIT ME...

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  • @Endermax187
    @Endermax187 2 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I love listening to these stories while playing minecraft!

    • @dali-bees
      @dali-bees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same so calming

    • @lmproductions183
      @lmproductions183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same man

    • @bashyfn
      @bashyfn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      YOU DID NOT PLAY IN THE BETA

    • @rileyh246
      @rileyh246 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @rileyh246
      @rileyh246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bashyfn shush

  • @masteroogazooga
    @masteroogazooga 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    This showed up in my notifications while playing Minecraft. These videos are so enjoyable listening to.

  • @kobrata2594
    @kobrata2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Since he is still pretty young, he probably just didn't know that the beta was playable at the time or it ever was, so he just thought you were laying or something... To be honest, except the whole cat think and the bite, he was actually reacting childlike and I can understand why he didn't believe you...

    • @puffinthefish
      @puffinthefish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Eh, he was twelve, that's old enough to be a functioning human being.

    • @mastersinthe5114
      @mastersinthe5114 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@puffinthefish Yep I agree he's a fucking preteen Even 8 is too old for that shit i'd understand more if he/her were autistic but still I'd be upset about it Because where the hell was the Parent or handler (don't know what it's called officially I was told it's Handler).

    • @snowman3425
      @snowman3425 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i played durning the beta and alpha

    • @kobrata2594
      @kobrata2594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I guess I'm just deaf, because I didn't hear him say that the kid was 12...

    • @puffinthefish
      @puffinthefish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kobrata2594 oh well he did

  • @albertmo523
    @albertmo523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I’d just like to say that I very much appreciate your videos. I recently had Covid and your vids really helped me get through!

    • @practicalpisces
      @practicalpisces 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same.

    • @trinabellsz
      @trinabellsz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same and also for some reason this storytime reminds me FNAF "the bite of '87" but it's "the bite of 2022"

    • @wraith3804
      @wraith3804 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      BULL-SHIT

    • @hypercyan7001
      @hypercyan7001 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wraith3804 Did you just say they lied about having Covid-

    • @Aurora-zk7hy
      @Aurora-zk7hy 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had covid

  • @m00shminki88
    @m00shminki88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Idk man, some kids are just a bit feral. I've been bitten a few times at my job (teaching). Most recent incident was a couple of months ago, I just looked down to see a kid latched to my arm. Go figure

    • @agoddamnferret
      @agoddamnferret 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      kids that bite need to be given rabies vaccines just in case

    • @zeta-o4z
      @zeta-o4z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That kid should be on a leash.

    • @elderbug781
      @elderbug781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “A few times” u gud?

    • @daniboi3248
      @daniboi3248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      damn do those kids parents just not feed them to the point they want to eat their teacher LOL

    • @2halliom
      @2halliom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      yea well since I'm weak its my only way of self defence if I'm attacked... yea, not the best self defence...

  • @gabriellacoste6259
    @gabriellacoste6259 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Literally after I heard this story, It felt like the nephew was more of a demon possessed kid than a cat. 😐
    I still believe that he played the beta.

    • @EatThatTTV
      @EatThatTTV 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no, it was a demon cat lmfao

    • @urmum283
      @urmum283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EatThatTTV indeed

    • @karsonarcand7752
      @karsonarcand7752 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m starting to not get surprised about these encounters but only what demon possesses all the people he talks about in his vids

  • @mmirazh
    @mmirazh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    >hisses
    >Refuses to elaborate
    >Leaves

  • @cd-romy1049
    @cd-romy1049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Since Scrubby didn't do his intro, i'll assume, he doesn't have a good day today...

    • @zoloko1850
      @zoloko1850 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      pretty sure getting attacked by a maybe rabid cat boy makes the day pretty bad lol

    • @darkbean8674
      @darkbean8674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@zoloko1850 I was gunna say that 😅

    • @KrakenNate
      @KrakenNate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      His names Ryan dweeb

    • @big_gie41110
      @big_gie41110 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KrakenNate they arent forced too call him that lmao

    • @KrakenNate
      @KrakenNate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@big_gie41110 nope but calling TH-camrs by their TH-camr name and not their actual name is weird and shouldn't be allowed

  • @jcnplayz1003
    @jcnplayz1003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Loving these story times keep up the good work man

  • @TheGamingCanadian
    @TheGamingCanadian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Day 269 of telling scrubby his uploads are appreciated!!

  • @ThePaintHistorian
    @ThePaintHistorian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The stories are always amazing! Great Vid Ryan :D

    • @gonggwmdh7004
      @gonggwmdh7004 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      his rame is ryan???????????

    • @SMF128
      @SMF128 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gonggwmdh7004 yes

    • @SaroriKailua
      @SaroriKailua 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gonggwmdh7004 Tsk tsk....

  • @shiswamy7265
    @shiswamy7265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imagine going to a small family party just to get bitten by a 12 yo Minecraft addict that also thinks their a cat

  • @agentqshmickelfritz8714
    @agentqshmickelfritz8714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Scrubs: "I was afraid he had venom"
    Me: "Venom no, bacteria yes 😬"

    • @finneganorourke9381
      @finneganorourke9381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      more like rabbies

    • @marshmellow-bo1up
      @marshmellow-bo1up 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol true tho

    • @agentqshmickelfritz8714
      @agentqshmickelfritz8714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@finneganorourke9381 That's possible if the kid was in the earlier stages of rabies. It could explain why he lost his mind XD

    • @zadeyeager872
      @zadeyeager872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you! Why is no one else saying this! He could get an actual infection

    • @agentqshmickelfritz8714
      @agentqshmickelfritz8714 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes, human mouths are basically the plague

  • @TheEvolverLol
    @TheEvolverLol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "you don't have a kid you have a K9" made me burst out laughing

  • @joecatsination9629
    @joecatsination9629 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Never ask
    A man: His salary
    A women: Her age
    Scrubby: how he is still alive

    • @yourm8markas
      @yourm8markas 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @SheaN10266
      @SheaN10266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He gets stories from subscribers

    • @toast8916
      @toast8916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SheaN10266 not all

    • @theviewer2614
      @theviewer2614 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one: there wait

    • @colemclain3579
      @colemclain3579 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or Santa why Tomas The Train gets coal for Christmas

  • @stevengarcia4795
    @stevengarcia4795 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Very cool intro, it has a "hook" to make people watch the whole video

  • @wolfamongsheep3032
    @wolfamongsheep3032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Scrubs, today you subjected me to something that destroyed my soul with the cringe level.
    I can understand the rich kids who try to flex, I can understand the Karens who are miserable in life, I can understand the emo and anime kid stereotype. But pretending you are an animal is a new level of cringe.

    • @aeighti3ee114
      @aeighti3ee114 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean i do act like a cat SOMETIMES with a level of self-control but seriously, thats basically not only a new level of cringe, it's a WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF FURRY ASWELL. god why is this such a demonic child

    • @mememan4389
      @mememan4389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think that's a furry, even then he's pushing the limits.

  • @Lame_rain
    @Lame_rain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your videos and I usually listen to you speaking while playing cod ghosts on ma ps3

  • @randomguy-lh9rr
    @randomguy-lh9rr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I am guessing the reason he bite you is because he thought he was the first person to play it and no one played it before him that’s my guess

  • @Itsssss_eli
    @Itsssss_eli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Great story as always,
    But it a crazy Minecraft kid who acts like mufasa bits you again, you gotta be careful. Cause apparently humans have kamodo dragon mouths lol

  • @Kameranium
    @Kameranium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bro, I swear, if any person pretends to be a cat and bites me, they're having their teeth kicked in.

  • @carterlazer7895
    @carterlazer7895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Bro I can imagine the kid when scrubs said he played the beta standing up and yelling kill the heretic in a space marine’s voice 😂

    • @ReignT5
      @ReignT5 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      40K moment

  • @adamlittle4538
    @adamlittle4538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Love the uploads Ryan 👍

  •  2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video literally never gets old ❤️

  • @dali-bees
    @dali-bees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Transgressions- an act that goes against a law, rule, or code of conduct; an offense

  • @hunterthewerewolf
    @hunterthewerewolf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    With kids like this one I truly understand the importance of spankings

  • @Paper-Studios
    @Paper-Studios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I find it funny that he taught the kid had venom considering a human bite has a lot of bacteria that’s harmful so humans kind of do have venom

  • @Sup-ys6ce
    @Sup-ys6ce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love listening to the stories while playing fortnite and scrubs you're one of the coolest dudes I've met on TH-cam

  • @lalaboo1652
    @lalaboo1652 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’m new to your channel and been binge watching ever since keep up the good work

    • @tuxedoboy7910
      @tuxedoboy7910 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know I’m an annoying little shit but it’s actually “your”

    • @lalaboo1652
      @lalaboo1652 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tuxedoboy7910 thank u lol my fault lol accidentally typing you are 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @aftongaming4546
    @aftongaming4546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love listening to the stories while I'm trying to go to bed

  • @Loganiscool152
    @Loganiscool152 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Scrubs u make my day

  • @LolLol-ps4rj
    @LolLol-ps4rj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I fall asleep to these videos like I can’t sleep without it

  • @zipperfingers749
    @zipperfingers749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    About your zombie confusion, the correct term is Patient Zero. Although it is used as a medical term in general.

  • @goosefruits
    @goosefruits 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    if i was in this situation i would have been "hey dude is your cat ok? i dont they they should be talking"

  • @notrafael9576
    @notrafael9576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Scrubby aka the best storyteller

  • @Nightmare10010
    @Nightmare10010 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “EAT UM NOW” got me in the floor laughing

  • @whrec8460
    @whrec8460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Scrubs is the goat

  • @alexi6636
    @alexi6636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My guys the only thing that helps me get to sleep at night love your vids man keep it up 👍

  • @RaySay47
    @RaySay47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    thanks for making amazing vids, i love to game and listen to your channel, thanks again

  • @pumpildavi5031
    @pumpildavi5031 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This story sounds like a perfect SP episode idea..

  • @shiswamy7265
    @shiswamy7265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My question is how do ppl get the vouchers so fast this vid is a minute old like wtf

  • @SwiftySapphireYT
    @SwiftySapphireYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:26 Perfect timing right there!

  • @Canaidian_Monolith_Productions
    @Canaidian_Monolith_Productions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Scrubs: doesn’t do intro
    Minecraft kid: bites him while doing intro
    Everyone who sees this: when did that happen

  • @jessicaborn9264
    @jessicaborn9264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:33
    Plot twist:
    It wasn't hissing
    It was the minecraft kid sipping tea aggressively

  • @cooki9303
    @cooki9303 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Finally skate gameplay my favorite

    • @mora4312
      @mora4312 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you know the game?

  • @MindTryX
    @MindTryX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This reminds me of that one video of the kid that is like "Lemme put my cat on the mic" then proceeds to meow LOUDLY into the microphone. Like full on blood curdling "MEOW, MEOOOOWW"

  • @Be-Fastr
    @Be-Fastr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great vid Ryan 🙏

  • @Poptart_Army1
    @Poptart_Army1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact: did you know that human saliva is toxic? So if he broke skin which he did then got saliva on the mark you would need to go to the hospital possibly. Also I remember minecraft when you could place multiple mob spawners and then it would make a giant structure.

  • @-depressed.marauder-
    @-depressed.marauder- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love the story times

  • @bjerberbendoz
    @bjerberbendoz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Related story: I once bit this kid in 5th grade because he had me in a headlock. The kid basically tried to tackle me but since he was 5 inches taller than me, he couldn't really tackle me. And we specifically told him that we weren't doing tackling only double touch tag because football. Somehow I didn't get in trouble.

  • @dincirkic4974
    @dincirkic4974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the moment I heard, 3rd bite I immediately thought, "damn this kid came from twitter". like first, he's a minecraft Stan, and now he's a furry who literally bites people!? feels bad man.

  • @terellbrown4326
    @terellbrown4326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You just can't stay away from crazy unless you're not telling the truth about some of your stories

    • @jackbate
      @jackbate 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly I was watching a Luna vid and this was in my recommended, a crazy kid who thinks he’s a cat attacking this dude kind of boils past the point of believability

  • @the_jester6777
    @the_jester6777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love your vids

  • @JellyJam_Man
    @JellyJam_Man 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has to be one of my favourite. I was laughing so hard😂

  • @AllOfTheNamesAreTaken
    @AllOfTheNamesAreTaken 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I wonder what happens when a story chanel that makes a living from the story telling runs out of stories.

  • @SillyGoofyGoober23
    @SillyGoofyGoober23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ok so a minecraft kid BITING someone over minecraft?
    CREEPER AWWW MA-

  • @charleymoua3297
    @charleymoua3297 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You should make a Spotify podcast just to tell storys

  • @beemostreamo
    @beemostreamo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    kid said "lets recreate the bite of 87' "

  • @FallingYT-Z
    @FallingYT-Z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!??!?!??

  • @limeman2171
    @limeman2171 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " I'm kinda watching this Minecraft addicted cat-boy fly through the air knowing he's gonna bite me" - Scrubs 2022

    • @limeman2171
      @limeman2171 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also scrubby, " and his mom runs over and starts like peeling this Minecraft demon off me ".

  • @LuckyNoodlesAnomaly
    @LuckyNoodlesAnomaly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I will woop my kid 2 and every time he does it until he understands that we are humanoids not animals

  • @alexekimyan3399
    @alexekimyan3399 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love your videos bro keep posting them

  • @blondeboi4444
    @blondeboi4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Isn't Bacteria deadly if it gets into your veins or something like that.

    • @sidollasigntrading6892
      @sidollasigntrading6892 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Xd u have bacteria in ur veins

    • @blondeboi4444
      @blondeboi4444 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sidollasigntrading6892 Sorry I ment spit gosh I am an idiot.

  • @DVarious
    @DVarious 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    havent wached you since 2017 and your still great.!

  • @eagleenvy
    @eagleenvy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    In getting surgery on the 24th wish me luck 🍀

  • @imaituii
    @imaituii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When someone acts like a house cat, act like a big cat and roar.

  • @ShinySim99
    @ShinySim99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Well technically human bites could be deadly because of how much bacteria is in the mouth human bites are technically one of the most deadliest bites due to infection

  • @vacuousauthor9019
    @vacuousauthor9019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I hope you have a great day scrubby thank you for the videos

  • @noahisdecent8295
    @noahisdecent8295 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love scrubs no homo

  • @K1TSZU
    @K1TSZU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i was eating soup and several times throughout the story i had to stop myself from laughing XD

  • @Venom-ev5lh
    @Venom-ev5lh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you never mention any kind of nickname or someones real name makes it hard to follow in your story. JS.

  • @oscarpie6751
    @oscarpie6751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Homie went for the melee attack

  • @peridotentertainment8287
    @peridotentertainment8287 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    *Watch Video Before Reading This Comment*
    Honestly, if the kid acts like a cat and thinks that no one has ever played the beta of Minecraft even though it pretty much fact that people were able to play the beta of the game. Then this child really needs a therapist to get his mind straighten.

    • @dinoknightready0164
      @dinoknightready0164 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or needs more old school discipline

    • @joonalehtinen5462
      @joonalehtinen5462 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dinoknightready0164 old school never really is the best solution...

  • @ImtheGAMINGking
    @ImtheGAMINGking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the funny thing is my nephew thought he was a cat for 2 years then he thought he was george from peppa pig for 6 months hes seven now he was 5 when this started (now he knows hes a human child)

  • @83k.bloodwolf61
    @83k.bloodwolf61 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your channel keep up with the good stories

  • @_JDW_
    @_JDW_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:35 i just lost it this is comedy gold lol

  • @thebestxeo1531
    @thebestxeo1531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    with the amount of stories this manz has you would think hes ur grandpa

  • @brodyapplegate8011
    @brodyapplegate8011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the project ryxn songs for the intro but could u go back to 21 bday celebration

  • @ItsMeSkyPie
    @ItsMeSkyPie 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I almost laugh to death with that Deep as Voice "WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT MINECRAFT"

  • @henshueditz8781
    @henshueditz8781 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    EAT HIM NOW!! this make me die of laughter

  • @Darker615
    @Darker615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude, imagine this guy going to school this is insane lol

  • @JohnSmithUK35
    @JohnSmithUK35 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg this story really cracked me up bro🤣🤣🤣

  • @ice_bitz157
    @ice_bitz157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    was that the minecraft kid bite of 87

  • @RandomTdsGrinder
    @RandomTdsGrinder 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This kind of kids makes 9 months become NEVER.

  • @Back_flips_for_life
    @Back_flips_for_life 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Out of all the times you have told stuff that happened to you i have learned the art of messing with people

  • @Can_Head
    @Can_Head 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I was 10 I went to one of my parent’s friend’s parties, they had kids, they were about 5-7yo so when I went I played hide and seek with them and when I found them one of them bit me and ran away, the kid didn’t get hardly more than a slap on the wrist and my parents told me to keep playing with them.

  • @jetgrav7419
    @jetgrav7419 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This recent story just shows the traumas of all the karens In Ryan's life

  • @goodboi3319
    @goodboi3319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tbh the reason why kids are like this is because they're never punished or not punished enough. Sometimes you have to knock some sense into children.

  • @archoolio76
    @archoolio76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This kid will end up inspiring a evil British talking cat for Disney!

  • @pineapple5113
    @pineapple5113 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bro I considered my self to be a minecraft stan but damn this is just another level of stan

  • @Horriblewinegums
    @Horriblewinegums 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bedtime story! :)

  • @gaminglichgamer4035
    @gaminglichgamer4035 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact:A human mouth in terms of bacteria is far more dirtier than a toilet seat.As a matter of fact when you punch someone and the teeth goes flying out into someone's knuckles it's called "fight bite" and if you open your fist you can trap the tooth and stuff inside your knuckles and cause bone or joint infection and can be fatal if not treated immediately.

  • @Iamh1immmm
    @Iamh1immmm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that they specifically said 12 year olds hurt me

  • @btsxskz7866
    @btsxskz7866 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I know...bark at the kid🤣 beat crazy with crazy

  • @unknownservice6737
    @unknownservice6737 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    legend has it he eventually turned into a cat

  • @timfinity7907
    @timfinity7907 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, now I know clearly from where Luxury Life took all of those demons. 😂

  • @_tristacan_6000
    @_tristacan_6000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If the kid hissed at me and then crawled away I would have pulled out the cross and started to exercise that child

  • @itzpotato7060
    @itzpotato7060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    during this whole video i imagined crack kid

  • @spectrum5814
    @spectrum5814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love your videos

  • @Pattmore
    @Pattmore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It’s always the Minecraft kids 😔