You Can’t Con a Con Artist If You’re Also a Con Artist - Key & Peele

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  • Two con artists attempt to out-con each other.
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  • @j.r.millstone
    @j.r.millstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51906

    It's like watching 2 NPC characters trigger each other's dialogue options.

    • @fuckshan
      @fuckshan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      W

    • @TheAlchemist25
      @TheAlchemist25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +703

      Perfect description 😂

    • @herpderp1662
      @herpderp1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +454

      So, two leftists having a conversation?

    • @j.r.millstone
      @j.r.millstone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1150

      @@herpderp1662you're right, but only because if they were right wingers they would only be talking about conspiracy theories and asking people to join their cult.

    • @herpderp1662
      @herpderp1662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @@j.r.millstone I assure you, everyone who is a conservative is one under their own volition. Everyone who is a liberal is ether mentally challenged, naive, or persuaded by the promise of free shit at others expense. And speaking of conspiracy theories.... how did russia gate work out for ya? How about Cavanaugh? Impeachment based on fairytales? careful with those stones in that glass house....

  • @Dominini
    @Dominini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13479

    " I'm on my 9th purchase apparently and you can't fake that.." 😂😂😂

    • @JazzyB9481
      @JazzyB9481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

      I loved the "apparently" 😂

    • @kennyhuana
      @kennyhuana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      The overflow of details😂😂

    • @edgiestofcars
      @edgiestofcars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Dominique no joke I read this word for word right as the video got there

    • @punishercastle5487
      @punishercastle5487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dominique you get a 10 oz yogurt for that

    • @mt4lennox138
      @mt4lennox138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol apparently

  • @andrewlasagna1089
    @andrewlasagna1089 ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    I've never once been addressed as "Big Man" by somebody who wasn't trying to rip me off.
    This sketch is canon.

    • @allanfifield8256
      @allanfifield8256 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +80

      "Boss" comes close.

    • @edd868
      @edd868 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      The smart ones don't even have to open with that. They'll either look at the way you carry yourself and dress, or they'll gesture to you in a panic then once they get your attention, start the griff

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@allanfifield8256Only in America. In India, that's just the default address to people by service workers, especially drivers. "Sir" is the other one.

    • @elkwyre
      @elkwyre 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      lol just say the sketch is fire or blowing up but don’t say Canon! What is this the 1700s lol

    • @Gmanawesomeness
      @Gmanawesomeness 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@elkwyredo you not know what the word means 🤨

  • @xenocide1307
    @xenocide1307 ปีที่แล้ว +2240

    The sad part is how often I deal with interactions like this, and just how spot on they nailed it.

    • @ShinzoUchihaX
      @ShinzoUchihaX ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The true sad part is how youve never helped any of them

    • @RoachDogg_JR
      @RoachDogg_JR ปีที่แล้ว +163

      @@ShinzoUchihaX The sad part is they exist.

    • @ShinzoUchihaX
      @ShinzoUchihaX ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RoachDogg_JR that YOU exist

    • @chainjail4834
      @chainjail4834 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@ShinzoUchihaX aren't these guys just beggars that won't stop talking?

    • @ShinzoUchihaX
      @ShinzoUchihaX ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Username-2 whatever you need to tell yourself to sleep

  • @metamoose3987
    @metamoose3987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7040

    When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

    • @theonlyhikaru
      @theonlyhikaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @No Faith nothing original

    • @livingjoke3083
      @livingjoke3083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Dark Knight - I see you're a man of culture

    • @DoctorCataclysm
      @DoctorCataclysm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They relent.

    • @callumw1597
      @callumw1597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @No Faith Are you telling me you've never seen The Dark Knight?

    • @SoundSpeeding
      @SoundSpeeding 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When an immovable force meets an unstoppable object.

  • @ronk2452
    @ronk2452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16099

    TH-cam is literally the parking lot and those annoying "billionaire courses" ads are the "hey yo big man"

    • @jodirt658
      @jodirt658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      This is so true and the comment is underrated people just don’t like hearing the truth

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Not literally

    • @berkaybal4641
      @berkaybal4641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      wow could not explain better my brother, only the ads are way worse than them

    • @i_am_taku
      @i_am_taku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      If this aint the truth

    • @ug674
      @ug674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      MVP TH-cam comment right here...

  • @ninja250r2008
    @ninja250r2008 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    i like when they both go thru their stolen wallets trying to convince the other they're legit

    • @GammaSierra
      @GammaSierra ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@GhostWatcher2024 That's exactly what I was going to point out 😄 hilarious, subtle detail. Love this duo.

  • @johncornwell1026
    @johncornwell1026 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1116

    I especially love how they nail the curious hyper-articulate patter of a con man. It's some fascinating mash-up of high school debate champion with amphetamines.

    • @tomjordan6092
      @tomjordan6092 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      It's prison culture. If you notice a lot of people when they go to jail become really articulate because they start reading a lot just to kill the time, so their vocabulary increases significantly. I like the fact that k and p have picked up on this

    • @fahimhuq2768
      @fahimhuq2768 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Indubitably

    • @thrace_bot1012
      @thrace_bot1012 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@tomjordan6092 One of the most insightful comments I've prolly ever read on TH-cam lmao

    • @FastRedPonyCar
      @FastRedPonyCar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@tomjordan6092This tracks with David Alan Grier’s character in Don’t Be a menace to South central

    • @Roger_Smith
      @Roger_Smith 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      It's because they are the high school debate champion with a Adderall problem

  • @im4everskilled
    @im4everskilled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13675

    "I'm on my ninth purchase apparently and you can't fake that"
    I'm convinced.

    • @Christopher-oi9jo
      @Christopher-oi9jo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      Ninth purchase apparently*

    • @spidrmonky1
      @spidrmonky1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Christopher-oi9jo You're very cool now congratulations!

    • @tamarap4201
      @tamarap4201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @brokenwave6125
      @brokenwave6125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He said "apparently"...which makes it way funnier than what you said.

    • @jacobd1984
      @jacobd1984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The actual quote is much better. “You can’t fake that *apparently*”. Like it’s such a transparent lie the man almost trips up saying it.

  • @talonhydro4831
    @talonhydro4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15099

    You know he’s a pro when he puts his finger over the id picture

    • @Mrafif23
      @Mrafif23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      LOL i didn't notice that

    • @albpoolshark
      @albpoolshark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      Plus the first guy's ID was a "state identification card" and the other's was an Employee ID. Neither are driver's licenses lmao

    • @parrishharris3008
      @parrishharris3008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      True indeed

    • @Saudyization
      @Saudyization 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But he can be a perfect con and still his ID pic...

    • @MrEvanNoyes
      @MrEvanNoyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mosskyn State ID is still a valid form of Id for anything you would need a license for

  • @JNJ1014
    @JNJ1014 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I legit LOLed at @1:35 when Jordan goes "She got moon dust in her lungs" & Key seamlessly responds with "That's never good. That's never good." Fking amazing 😂😂😂

    • @FireLordIroh
      @FireLordIroh หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "We don't want that."

    • @breakfreak3181
      @breakfreak3181 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      My favourite bit too, and it's absolutely true....moon dust really is terrible stuff to inhale!

  • @faiclift
    @faiclift 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Kudos to his 5 y/o daughter for sleeping through this entire sketch in this somewhat questionable neighborhood.

  • @SnackMuay
    @SnackMuay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15702

    The most identifiable trait of a con artist is that they will tell you their whole life story before you are even able to respond to their first question.

    • @naynaynay324
      @naynaynay324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +893

      Noticed how the same goes for a lot of those internet gurus, be it fitness, self-help or any other kind of life improvement?

    • @musicislife9825
      @musicislife9825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      I be like bruh I know you lying the whole time stop talking

    • @mchikos
      @mchikos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      I remember my first real time with a con artist, I was just going to give him some change without needing to hear the full story, he gives me his whole employment history and a story about his dog.

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      Also they only blink every 45-60mins...just saying if you're conning your wipers ain't moving too often

    • @playahimalayas6886
      @playahimalayas6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      #truuuu

  • @bmyles1006
    @bmyles1006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9544

    “Hey Biggest of men”

    • @bandira1000
      @bandira1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Brandon Myles how the fuck you get over 430 likes in less then 40 min ?

    • @hilmijailani6820
      @hilmijailani6820 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@bandira1000 Exactly my question 😂

    • @peepthis6458
      @peepthis6458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bandira1000 742 in 41 minutes

    • @ryanenglish4705
      @ryanenglish4705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      bandira1000 Cos I was just about to comment it as soon as it finished 😂

    • @terrybynum5688
      @terrybynum5688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      What he has in his personal immediate possession which allows him to accumulate an influx of likes is a picturized government issued card from ...

  • @joshnadzam
    @joshnadzam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    I've watched this episode so many times, everything about it is perfect. The mannerisms, the shadiness, the way they try to outdo each other, the lines, all of it. This is just comedic genius!

  • @Avocadabra
    @Avocadabra ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I fell for the my car needs gas scam on vacation once. I knew it was a scam when the same guy approached me the next day at the same place with the same exact story. When I angrily said he pulled that yesterday, he proceeded to rip off his shirt and show me surgical staples going down his abdomen yelling he was a sick man.

    • @WarPigstheHun
      @WarPigstheHun ปีที่แล้ว +16

      RIP literally.

    • @Albertvaginastein
      @Albertvaginastein ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait hol up! So what did you do?! What… what?! That’s goofy as hell! Did you just leave?

    • @harrydavey9884
      @harrydavey9884 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I had a landlord once who refused to turn up for damp problems for 8 months, then when he finally turned up and we confronted him, he did literally the EXACT same thing lifted his shirt and showed me staples on his abdomen, which somehow meant it was fine to ignore all his tenants for nearly a year.

    • @jamesbridges6502
      @jamesbridges6502 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      $10 says you were in Florida

    • @JB-ef7ks
      @JB-ef7ks ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamesbridges6502 100$ says it was Dallas TX!! Them fkrs are everywhere there!!!

  • @olafheins134
    @olafheins134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7939

    "Biggest Of Men" is a title I would absolutely want to be called by random strangers.

    • @frederiklauber-richter1110
      @frederiklauber-richter1110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Biggest of mans no less 😂

    • @Mad-UpperCuts
      @Mad-UpperCuts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😄😂😄😂😄

    • @dustinlemieux1945
      @dustinlemieux1945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Haha I'm there with you

    • @1karanhasija
      @1karanhasija 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      i say that to my friend but he's super fat and 6"4 so it's legit..

    • @mixwb
      @mixwb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I want that engraved in my tombstone!

  • @politicalmayhem1080
    @politicalmayhem1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7403

    I was in downtown dallas last year and I actually had a guy yell out to me "Hey big man" over and over again lol

    • @iwkaoy8758
      @iwkaoy8758 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Train station

    • @Kehwanna
      @Kehwanna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Females called out by hustlers get "ay! baby girl" or "chica/mamacita". I'm not even a woman and I get annoyed hearing some hustler or creep shouting it at a woman passing by.

    • @keeganlv
      @keeganlv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      That's the best. Love ignoring them when they do that. They keep repeating it until defeat finally sets in.

    • @dallasharlem1385
      @dallasharlem1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      West end st paul stations😂😂😂

    • @dallasharlem1385
      @dallasharlem1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @LL KK its jus a big ghetto

  • @mrpittdec28
    @mrpittdec28 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I also have a sposal injury crises on my MIDST as well"...
    Haha oh my gosh the timing and delivery is pure genius. Funny line

  • @jameshendel4169
    @jameshendel4169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    The best and most professional con job I ever heard was a woman walking around in white pants trying to hustle money from men to buy tampons because she was saying that she felt her menstrual cycle starting at the moment. Needless to say, almost all the men gave her money and got away from her quickly. LMAO

    • @jonnylawless6797
      @jonnylawless6797 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I respect that, because you would never be able to be 100% on if she's bullshitting or not. Killer ruse.

    • @thrace_bot1012
      @thrace_bot1012 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@jonnylawless6797 speak for yourself I'd ask her to prove it then and there idgaf I need to see where my capital investment's going

    • @edd868
      @edd868 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I went to a 7 eleven once and the guy outside said he just got out of prison and he needed 20 for diapers. Then when I didn't play, he tried to invite me over to his house across the street to see his baby as proof

    • @djjackson-pickett7558
      @djjackson-pickett7558 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@edd868 i feel bad for laughing at this

  • @eurio
    @eurio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11283

    This is every person in Times Square.

    • @angelopellicci179
      @angelopellicci179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Facts. I was literally there just yesterday

    • @uadgauddhf
      @uadgauddhf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +661

      "What? You don't want to buy my CD? F*ck you, you racist!!" Don't you just love Times Square..

    • @STUDYALLAH365
      @STUDYALLAH365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      and Hollywood

    • @sticky2803
      @sticky2803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      And the French Quarter

    • @shaneodom6574
      @shaneodom6574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Never been , planning a trip, any advice on this subject. I from the deep South Alabama

  • @Christopher25S
    @Christopher25S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7911

    That’s the shadiest spot ever to put an ATM machine.

    • @David_R922
      @David_R922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      And they probably charge like $5 to use it.

    • @silentavenger2540
      @silentavenger2540 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      if i ever see an atm in a place like that and i needed to take out money i still would not use it

    • @Christopher25S
      @Christopher25S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Furyan Auror Haha. That’s just means you’ve got no where to run if you get jumped.

    • @Christopher25S
      @Christopher25S 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Furyan Auror Furyan Auror Really? You should have since you are one. Any one that talks shit on the Internet is the biggest one. I don’t need to tell you that. You’re well aware.

    • @LinKueiDragon
      @LinKueiDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Christopher25S You're doing it, too. That apparently applies to everyone in this comment thread.

  • @LateNightCable
    @LateNightCable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “Fried her whole head up, burnt both her eyeballs out, she’s gettin’ an eyeball replacement surgery, as we speak.”... Damn, science.

  • @alvinator5203
    @alvinator5203 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    The sad truth is how realistic this sketch is. It’s one thing if you deal with these con during the day, but at night, if you’re caught, DO NOT stop to chat. You continue and/or speed up your action whether that’s going into your car or entering a facility. The ones at night likely has a crew waiting for you if you take them up on their scam backstory. If you didn’t know, now you know.

  • @Meta-Drew
    @Meta-Drew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5049

    "That's an employee ID from Borders Book Store"
    Borders went out of business back in 2010 btw

    • @martinshewfelt1236
      @martinshewfelt1236 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I miss Borders. Used to go there to listen to CDs and for Weekend Storytime when I was 7

    • @shockofthenew
      @shockofthenew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@martinshewfelt1236 I miss Borders too, it had a good atmosphere... I used to go there on weekends and slowly read through a book by memorising which page I'd gotten to bc I couldn't afford to actually buy anything. Guess that tells you why they went out of business 😂
      note: there was no library in my town otherwise I definitely would have gone there instead!

    • @evalookwood6470
      @evalookwood6470 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      awhislyle really?!!!! I still have one in my country

    • @manojaravind1885
      @manojaravind1885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Borders went out of business. My country has one in pretty much every mall

    • @MegaVirus700
      @MegaVirus700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@evalookwood6470 darn outsourcing!

  • @QuranwithRain
    @QuranwithRain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3947

    I love how his finger covered his photo on the ID card 😂

    • @MuhammadAli-um3th
      @MuhammadAli-um3th 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Nidhi r/woooosh

    • @alan7761
      @alan7761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@MuhammadAli-um3th that wasnt woooosh worthy

    • @isiahalcindor6278
      @isiahalcindor6278 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@alan7761 yea that was more deserving of a "no shit"

    • @tjerk9023
      @tjerk9023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@alan7761 how is that not a r/woooosh?

    • @tango33w
      @tango33w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@tjerk9023 does everyone on TH-cam use reddit?

  • @wingspantt
    @wingspantt ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I got scammed this way as a teenager and it's painful in retrospect to see how dumb I was

    • @zxt5148
      @zxt5148 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Everyone gets got at some point. You learn and move on. At least you where willing to give whoever it was the benefit of the doubt, right? Better to get burned than to treat those you meet with jaded cynicism.
      Now bigman if I could just get your attention for a second, y'see my daughter is in the hospital and all my money is locked up in this escrow..

    • @felon069
      @felon069 ปีที่แล้ว

      Youre still dumb

    • @loganflatt
      @loganflatt ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zxt5148 What's wrong with jaded cynicism?

    • @Treeeee2008
      @Treeeee2008 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@loganflatt Though it's important to be skeptical and not fall for anything, you might pass up some great people and opportunities if you only judge and ever take the time to learn and grow. Not saying that everyone you meet is a good person but there are bound to be good people who you'll never get the chance to bond with if you're too close minded.

    • @loganflatt
      @loganflatt ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Treeeee2008 That was a joke BTW

  • @alianbrown2821
    @alianbrown2821 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Them both looking over their shoulders each time they make a convincing statement is EPIC!!!

  • @sandoichi100
    @sandoichi100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4243

    Man, he’s being financially responsible with that yogurt stamp.

    • @aa-ng4ot
      @aa-ng4ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      🤣🤣

    • @pacificocean7361
      @pacificocean7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @krasnowDD
      @krasnowDD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      That's not loco. That's just being cavalier with your finances.

    • @JaylinAAllen
      @JaylinAAllen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He needs about 8 more punch cards

    • @JaylinAAllen
      @JaylinAAllen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Each with one stamp in it

  • @yurrye7243
    @yurrye7243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4297

    If the sentence starts with “first off this is not a con”, *it’s a con.*

    • @baldwinwallace4926
      @baldwinwallace4926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The REALLY SAD thing is that 70%+ of blacks are just like this! #Obamasites

    • @bob-manuel
      @bob-manuel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@baldwinwallace4926 wow 70% of blacks? not African Americans? ...that's a very high percentage for any group can you send useful links?

    • @erikrooize7941
      @erikrooize7941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tami Bob-Manuel black is preferred being called African American is obnoxious

    • @Only1VT
      @Only1VT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Baldwin Wallace , I work a tax paying job. What a racist thing to say.

    • @nukacm
      @nukacm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Baldwin Wallace Baldwin is a dumb fucking name

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "That is a credit card placeholder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet"
    I like how accurately he describes it, like he stole a bunch of wallets so he knows what it is exactly

  • @FireRust
    @FireRust 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    The amount of times this has happened to me is astounding. Each time you want to believe them and I sincerely do believe them, which is why I’m almost never able to help. If they’re THIS good, it’s nearly always a scam. If they’re stumbling over their words and you can tell they’re embarrassed af (no decent human willingly asks for money from strangers like this) then I’ll give

    • @JJ-qo7th
      @JJ-qo7th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They just need to put more points in Volition. If you don't get that reference: In Disco Elysium you have an opportunity to beg a significant amount of money from a rich lady. To do so requires a Volition skill check. Literally you have to make yourself do it. The voice in your head berates you, telling you how filthy, smelly, and slovenly you look next to her, and you're about to ask for money. It's a good game, worth checking out.

    • @arthursimsa9005
      @arthursimsa9005 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I have the exact opposite experience. The one time I fell for that kind of scam, she was very young (so was I) and stuttering.

  • @shamveelahammed8131
    @shamveelahammed8131 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10338

    0% nudity
    0% money
    0% gas
    100% "Big-man"

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Gecko Kosai what does original mean?

    • @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica
      @PippyPopsSelfHarmMonica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @Gecko Kosai That's the bitchiest thing I've heard all day

    • @bonneydahlquist1857
      @bonneydahlquist1857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Gecko Kosai you mean proper English died when 2000s babies were born. Now just low i.q lazy degenerate heathen talk

    • @penpad5555
      @penpad5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bonney Dahlquist not heathen talk! 😱😭😭

    • @Arman-jx7cx
      @Arman-jx7cx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Bonney Dahlquist looked at your account... ur like 5 why are u talking

  • @cloud9847
    @cloud9847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3758

    "I'm on my 9th purchase, apparently, and you can't fake that" - ded.

    • @gavinbrown1159
      @gavinbrown1159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Cloud 9 bro I literally read your comment while I was watching the same line 😭

    • @jujupancakes9310
      @jujupancakes9310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Free yogurt.
      😂😂😂

    • @jakefromstatefarm1405
      @jakefromstatefarm1405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂

    • @JayJay-bc1xu
      @JayJay-bc1xu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just go buy a card puncher then all you have to do is buy one yogurt 😂😂😂

    • @94oddy
      @94oddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      he had me when hhe said "why am i playing ill just give you my atm card so you'll know im legit" lol and the look on his face

  • @Kerrviii
    @Kerrviii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No stranger is that excited to approach you unless they want something.

  • @christopherquigley5468
    @christopherquigley5468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    They have clearly been approached by scammers like this. This is just too accurate (at the beginning.)

    • @BackwoodsFilms
      @BackwoodsFilms 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everybody has been approached by scammers like this. I don't even know how many times I've heard the "out of gas" or "need bus fare" lines... the female bums often throw in something about their kids to further pull at the heart strings of those they're trying to get dope money from.

    • @unhommequicourt
      @unhommequicourt หลายเดือนก่อน

      Who hasn t? Of course they know how it happens captain obvious

  • @hamar5908
    @hamar5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4602

    There's a crack head con man in my hood who always forgets he's come to me 100 times with different stories & identities. Now ik I gotta try conning him first

    • @penpad5555
      @penpad5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

      Report back here with the results.

    • @tateupougnac2531
      @tateupougnac2531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@penpad5555 I second that

    • @turtlegangordie3059
      @turtlegangordie3059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      @@penpad5555 he got stabbed and mugged

    • @penpad5555
      @penpad5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Turtle Gang OrDie 😆

    • @rockzs74r
      @rockzs74r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@turtlegangordie3059 looks like he got murdered

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4283

    “Can I ask you a question, biggest of men?”
    *DEAD*

  • @yasmin8851
    @yasmin8851 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Peele's raggedy suit!! 🤣

  • @PlatoonGoon
    @PlatoonGoon ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I hope the IMDB page for this skit has got both the guy at the beginning and end in the credits as 'Big Man'

  • @JonasPolsky
    @JonasPolsky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12008

    The extremely fake sincerity, and the filthy, but well-groomed looks are what make this sketch so great.

    • @Joecbg100
      @Joecbg100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Peele looks like Billy Dee Williams from Batman/Harvey Dent after losing the election for DA.

    • @Churro_Flaminguez
      @Churro_Flaminguez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      "fake sincerity"... "filthy well-groomed looks"... ok i gotcha big man

    • @full8127
      @full8127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I love how the other guy is wearing a suit whose fit is clearly outdated and ill fitting

    • @Fermion.
      @Fermion. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      If you ever come across a "business opportunity" coming from a guy in a wrinkled, or bad fitting suit, HAUL ASS.
      If he doesn't look strikingly well dressed, he's not making much money and looking for a sucker.
      Business school 101: Always have a few suits well above your pay grade when cold pitching opportunities in person.

    • @Kanycmka
      @Kanycmka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its a documentary, ma men

  • @raheelkhalidd
    @raheelkhalidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4392

    “can i ask you a question biggest of men ?”

  • @MimiTheHamster
    @MimiTheHamster ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is why ignoring strangers isn’t such a bad thing. I will straight up pretend I didn’t hear someone and play dumb and that seems to work

  • @khalilkitran
    @khalilkitran 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    When the other con artist gets slightly suspicious at 1:16 is insanely hilarious 💀

  • @ladydoc7221
    @ladydoc7221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2381

    “She had gotten moon dust in her lungs...”
    “that’s never good....that’s never good...”🤣

    • @drakulamertcan
      @drakulamertcan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cave Johnson can attest to that! 😎

    • @ananthakrishnan573
      @ananthakrishnan573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      We don't want that

    • @UnwaveringBackBone
      @UnwaveringBackBone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moon dust or coca fermented in space... still suspicious

    • @SR77736
      @SR77736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      💀💀😂

    • @DillsArtThing
      @DillsArtThing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she's gonna invent portals and put her assistant Carlos into a computer.

  • @gezzapk
    @gezzapk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4179

    "That is a credit card placeholder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet" Lol

  • @tylerherbst9016
    @tylerherbst9016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the vocab is mindbending !!

  • @brendanwilliams8235
    @brendanwilliams8235 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thumb over the ID photo, nailed it

  • @razorrich
    @razorrich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    “Excuse me Big Man.” “Right Quick, Right Quick.” *“BIGGEST of MAN.” LOL!*

  • @SaltyChip
    @SaltyChip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4503

    “She got some moon dust in her lungs.”
    That’s never good, that’s never good!”

    • @AminNazari666
      @AminNazari666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What is moon dust?

    • @melonhead238
      @melonhead238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Hah when life gives you lemon, burn life’s house down with the lemons.

    • @AlE-kc7yw
      @AlE-kc7yw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      @@AminNazari666 His wife is an astronaut in training, but somehow, in that training, she went to the moon and got moon dust in her lungs. Incredible. He needs to start a Go Fund Me. Right now. Maybe I'll create one....
      For her of course

    • @raimundoj888
      @raimundoj888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bean counters said I couldn't fire a man just for being in a wheelchair. Did it anyway. Ramps are expensive.

    • @schm147
      @schm147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Astronauts don't have health insurance. What a world we live in 😆

  • @jokeryt4129
    @jokeryt4129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This skit never gets old. The only video you can watch as much as you want and still it will make you smile or laugh. Key and peele are legends, they can get in any character.

  • @NotExactlyRomeo
    @NotExactlyRomeo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s the little details, like the constant paranoid looking around

  • @RC-pe9yv
    @RC-pe9yv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3214

    “Right quick”. Classic line of a con that’s about to begin. God, I miss this show. Way too short.

    • @venicec3310
      @venicec3310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Truth Seek so damn true hahaha

    • @charleyhustle5954
      @charleyhustle5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn they canceled the show already?

    • @ObsidianBox
      @ObsidianBox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      followed often by "now look"

    • @notme57812
      @notme57812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@charleyhustle5954 its been canceled

    • @ruttfarf
      @ruttfarf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@charleyhustle5954 they cancelled it 4 years ago.

  • @1330timbuktu
    @1330timbuktu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3430

    Just know when someone starts with " hey big man", someone is about to get got.

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      In Charlotte it's always "young blood"

    • @1330timbuktu
      @1330timbuktu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@paul_warner lol I've heard that one too

    • @lesedisilape9734
      @lesedisilape9734 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      that or “my friend”🤣🤣

    • @juschu67
      @juschu67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he hesch mer füüf stutz

    • @paul_warner
      @paul_warner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The other day I was in my car and some guy knocked on my window and called me "peach fuzz". I had shaved that morning so I looked younger but there were no hairs on my face. I didn't even bother being polite to the guy lol.

  • @matthewg3374
    @matthewg3374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The part that got me was when he was like “my wife was an astronaut and she’s sick right now because she inhaled a bunch of Moondust” 🤣

  • @TheFlyingHeart
    @TheFlyingHeart 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I lived in LA for 15 years. I saw those two guys EVERY DAY.

  • @jameslahey6358
    @jameslahey6358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2823

    “I also have a spousal injury crisis ON MY MIDST”

    • @gsm5104
      @gsm5104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I don’t know why more people aren’t talking about this line. My favorite line of the skit lol

    • @-Epiphany
      @-Epiphany 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@gsm5104 mine too...and the way he patted his midsection🤣🤣🤣

    • @smaakjeks
      @smaakjeks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gsm5104 yeh saem

    • @AndrewJaws
      @AndrewJaws 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah that was a great line lol

    • @vinnyvidivici5930
      @vinnyvidivici5930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My favorite line is “full-fledged astronaut”. 🥰

  • @MrMvidz
    @MrMvidz 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Shows you that I stay fit and conscientious and whatnot"... LOL

    • @johnyjohnyyespapa3104
      @johnyjohnyyespapa3104 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I laughed so hard on that line 😂

    • @MrMvidz
      @MrMvidz หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@johnyjohnyyespapa3104 It's those details that makes these guys stand out ;)

  • @macbeasty
    @macbeasty ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "123 FIVE!!"
    I laughed too hard at that.

  • @nawallspochter6965
    @nawallspochter6965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1113

    "she got moondust in her lungs " 😂😂😂

    • @gonegod6220
      @gonegod6220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Thats never good

    • @DEM0NIZ3D
      @DEM0NIZ3D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Iss neva good

    • @BlitzkriegRap
      @BlitzkriegRap 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DEM0NIZ3D lmao

    • @jonathanscott5029
      @jonathanscott5029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And we don’t want that

    • @clintkeepin
      @clintkeepin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah she's training to be an astronaut, but has already been to the moon.

  • @under_score3829
    @under_score3829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3480

    "I also have a spousal injury crisis _on my midst_ as well."

    • @whaled-buffalo9640
      @whaled-buffalo9640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      under_score idk why this line killed me

    • @user-im5tk5te5c
      @user-im5tk5te5c 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahab

    • @wakkitep
      @wakkitep 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      They always speak so damn academically, makes it so much more fun

    • @ilcollins871
      @ilcollins871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My favorite part! lmao

    • @madrobot4952
      @madrobot4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wth is spousal injury 😂

  • @nsoupmaker
    @nsoupmaker ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “It’s never good. It’s never good” 😂😂😂

  • @Monica-vt4mz
    @Monica-vt4mz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    There’s just something about the word“fiduciary” being used outside of a professional or bank setting, that makes my spidey senses go up.

  • @crashoverride4920
    @crashoverride4920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6675

    “My wife got lunar dust in her lungs”..... “that’s never good”.....”that’s never good”...🤣😂

    • @burgerfanman
      @burgerfanman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Calvin Eastwood might want a word with you

    • @crashoverride4920
      @crashoverride4920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@burgerfanman I’m not worthy to hold an audience with Calvin Eastwood🤘🌎

    • @mobyusone
      @mobyusone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      He says moon dust

    • @crashoverride4920
      @crashoverride4920 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Alias Fakename 😆

    • @ALPHAMALE1800
      @ALPHAMALE1800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      HE ACTUALLY SAID "MOONDUST" NOT "LUNAR DUST" PUT ON YOUR CAPTIONS. LMAO

  • @lionheart3927
    @lionheart3927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4016

    "She burnt both her eyeballs out, she's getting eyeball replacement surgery...as we speak."

    • @cptnaizen
      @cptnaizen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The way he said it though, "Ash we spheak."

    • @michaelrhodes73
      @michaelrhodes73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wonder how many takes before he could spit that out with a straight face.

    • @matthewdavis9437
      @matthewdavis9437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@cptnaizen He definitely didn't say it like that, but okay.

    • @xOGxSmoke420
      @xOGxSmoke420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cptnaizen clearly you're a Helen Keller

    • @yopappy6599
      @yopappy6599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LionHeart
      "Okay, impressive."

  • @jdmaine51084
    @jdmaine51084 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "biggest of men" as they're walking off camera makes me die every time.

  • @kokroughtoss1257
    @kokroughtoss1257 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Chuck McGuil's worst nightmare.
    TWO SLIPPIN JIMMY'S!!!😂

  • @amuzak9063
    @amuzak9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    His wife was in the construction business, and now she's getting her eyeballs replaced.
    *_CONSEQUENCES_*

    • @andrewclaasen1190
      @andrewclaasen1190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Whaaat nothing makes sense 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 but I guess those are the consequences

    • @amuzak9063
      @amuzak9063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andrewclaasen1190 oh no, it's a reference to one of their more popular skits, look up consequences by key and peele, you'll get what this means lmao

    • @andrewclaasen1190
      @andrewclaasen1190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@amuzak9063 Thanx I've seen it already died at the end thou ... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cherylkay1636
      @cherylkay1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @leshcamp7281
      @leshcamp7281 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃

  • @jamaicas
    @jamaicas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2002

    the “hey big man” is so accurate bruh

    • @anasal-oweidi2202
      @anasal-oweidi2202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      jamaica they are all taught by the same master Hahahaha

    • @TheHealthInsuranceSpecialist
      @TheHealthInsuranceSpecialist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @bennychan8775
      @bennychan8775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Ive legitimately been called "Big Guy" and im literally the skinniest person walking down my block like who you fooling?

    • @Donnyel
      @Donnyel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@bennychan8775 when you try to con a toddler
      "Hey absolute unit of a man"

    • @LongLiveHomiak
      @LongLiveHomiak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      jamaica it is!! I get approached for gas or money at least once a week and “big man” is always said lmao

  • @escobarphilip
    @escobarphilip 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I too have multiple id's crescendoing into this...dadada!" ja ja ja priceless. great dialogue.

  • @gaspervladi346
    @gaspervladi346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    After pissing off a scammer on Facebook I ended by linking him this video 😂

  • @EmmyEmz
    @EmmyEmz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2215

    “MY FAMILY IS IN A FIDUCIARY CRISIS!” 😂

    • @insomniac1889
      @insomniac1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sorry what does that mean...

    • @Baxtyr
      @Baxtyr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Roy G Biv did you just use they in the way that i think you just used they

    • @mikalasheisbeauty43
      @mikalasheisbeauty43 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      that part was funny lmbo

    • @Gking239
      @Gking239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Finance majors get it

    • @meowzy2439
      @meowzy2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      baxtyr oof

  • @GandaIfThePink
    @GandaIfThePink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1023

    "i'm on my 9th purchase apparently" had me rolling 😂😂

    • @pacificocean7361
      @pacificocean7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that part had me rollin😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TracyAllenVideos
      @TracyAllenVideos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Right? “Apparently“🤣🤣🤣

    • @kewltony
      @kewltony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you can't fake that

    • @chrismiranda2927
      @chrismiranda2927 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Apparently” lmao 😂

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carlito.

  • @perfectcell5111
    @perfectcell5111 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Im on my 9th purchase apparently and you cant fake that” 😂

  • @dacoyote7699
    @dacoyote7699 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now I see where the expression “Don’t bullshit a bullshitter” comes from

  • @hekenkennethporlares3032
    @hekenkennethporlares3032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4974

    Seeing a Key and Peele skit you've never seen before is like finding money in your pocket after laundry.

    • @xenoh2331
      @xenoh2331 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol i just found 60 in my pocket i was happy asf

    • @timothychang2367
      @timothychang2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That's so crazy, cause that literally just happened to me, I was doing laundry and found this 70 dollar bill, one of a kind, they stopped making them in 1975. If you want it, it's yours for 200 dollars. Its a 70 dollar bill, but since it's now a collectors item, that's actually a steal.

    • @ivosclassics5990
      @ivosclassics5990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unoriginal

    • @notgaybear5544
      @notgaybear5544 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      even if it's not funny

    • @klaustran6723
      @klaustran6723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But not seeing a comment you already saw before .

  • @dhgbfhhhg8d412
    @dhgbfhhhg8d412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6972

    “Ok that is a credit card place holder you would find in a translucent sleeve in a brand new wallet.”

    • @OfficialPhazeMusic
      @OfficialPhazeMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      My favorite line too lmao

    • @dhgbfhhhg8d412
      @dhgbfhhhg8d412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @Travel Xplorer
      My pleasure buddy. You say that to everyone that quotes their favorite line? Must be exhausting.

    • @ion9084
      @ion9084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@dhgbfhhhg8d412 and you quote every line you like in a vid! That must be exhausting.

    • @ion9084
      @ion9084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Travel Xplorer ikr, it's like these people think everyone else didn't watch the video!

    • @dhgbfhhhg8d412
      @dhgbfhhhg8d412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@ion9084
      Well I have 160 likes on my favorite quote comment buddy. How many likes do you and Travel Xplorer have on your negative replies? That’s what I thought. Clearly people like it when people comment their favorite quote. Take the L and waste your time somewhere else.

  • @artofsam
    @artofsam ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “ATM machines that I did previously NOT know were here.”
    “TWO of them no less.”

  • @Glowbox3D
    @Glowbox3D 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Look, I'm going to say it, K&P are without a doubt the funniest duo in comedy history. Some of the best sketch comedy ever made. I can't even with these guys. Every single sketch...every character...costume...makeup...wig....my god. I don't know whos funnier. Incredible.

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      They are extremely talented and yes, they produced so many high quality skits. However, their skits are all about exaggerated character traits and such, they follow the same rulebook every time. They are probably the best ever in this sector of comedy, but in the entire history of all of comedy? How do you even compare comedy like K&Ps to something like, let's say, Laurel & Hardy? Or Cheech & Chong?

    • @Glowbox3D
      @Glowbox3D 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes, it's hard to compare, but we actually can. I've seen a fair amount of L&H, I've seen a lot of C&C, and I've seen a lot of Little Britain, and a lot of K&P. I love film and comedy, and I can form an opinion. It's just mine. My age and where I grew up definitely influences this opinion.
      It's like trying to build a 'top five' list of the best comedies of all time. It's so hard! @@Puschit1

  • @allankemler7223
    @allankemler7223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3296

    The subtle humor of citing his Border's employee ID card when Border's went out of business in... 2011! Priceless!

    • @hadriangonzalez607
      @hadriangonzalez607 2 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Also talking about Baley's total fitness which hasn't been big since the 90s.. I don't think it's even around anymore

    • @ShadesofSage
      @ShadesofSage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ahh! My favorite bookstore 😭😭😭!

    • @LateNightCable
      @LateNightCable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He really does work for Borders, on an accounting skeleton crew still wrapping up the books and paperwork ten years later.

    • @arandomperson8646
      @arandomperson8646 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      also the fact that with both the Border's and the yogurt punch card he's actively reading off of them, he has the pause in his sentence to identify that he "works for Border's bookstore" and he outright says "apparently I'm on my 9nth purchase" like he's unfamiliar with the information.

    • @lordofthemound3890
      @lordofthemound3890 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hmm. There’s a Border’s five minutes from me. Open, alive, and everything.

  • @ericcruz3558
    @ericcruz3558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    I like how they joined forces at the end after realizing they were equally matched in power level

    • @lauranolastnamegiven3385
      @lauranolastnamegiven3385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      I'm not sure they were joining forces, I think they were both trying to get him, they were just using the same schtick. :)

    • @GabiN64
      @GabiN64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@lauranolastnamegiven3385 they should just work at a used car dealership lmao

    • @starluxstudio619
      @starluxstudio619 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Just happened to be at the same place, at the same time haha

    • @alecdickens1042
      @alecdickens1042 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      "Next time on Conman Ball Z"

    • @Rattenhoofd
      @Rattenhoofd ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Joining forces only makes them weaker

  • @SubjectiveFunny
    @SubjectiveFunny 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This might actually be my favorite skit they have ever done.

  • @enchantedbananas
    @enchantedbananas หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I also have a spousal injury crisis on my midst."

  • @Lavanzel
    @Lavanzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3882

    In Every downtown across America you will find cons like this 😂

    • @julietv4275
      @julietv4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      You should see Times Square.

    • @TheSerpentsEye
      @TheSerpentsEye 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      They are in Seattle

    • @thegigadykid1
      @thegigadykid1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Check downtown Baltimore

    • @Lavanzel
      @Lavanzel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@thegigadykid1 crazy I just came from there lol. 2 days ago

    • @BigK13372
      @BigK13372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Resident from Detroit. These guys are spreading everywhere like the Thing.

  • @TheMoFauxs
    @TheMoFauxs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2294

    "Well here we are."
    "Well here we are. Atm machines that previously I did not know existed."
    "Two of them no less."

    • @TheMoFauxs
      @TheMoFauxs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Grammarly hey! I’m a Fan of your product. How about a free year of Grammarly?????? ;)

    • @kimbroedwards3703
      @kimbroedwards3703 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Classssssicccc 😆🤣

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB ปีที่แล้ว

      Lies again? Air Con Hot Weather

  • @Abdul.rehman11
    @Abdul.rehman11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Can I ask you a question biggest of man?" - Damn

  • @HeyBigHead23
    @HeyBigHead23 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This skit is so ridiculously funny. They are fantastic actors. GIVE THEM THEIR FLOWERS!!!!!

  • @devileye90
    @devileye90 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    in europe, it’s “eh my friend! my friend!”

    • @rmblwgn
      @rmblwgn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Eh my friendest of friends!

    • @SeanGatchell
      @SeanGatchell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      In India its the same apparently.

    • @michaelabercrombie7698
      @michaelabercrombie7698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Sean Gatchell an Indian in America it's hey buddy. I know this from personal experience because my boss is from India and he calls everybody hey buddy.

    • @tapiopelkonen2981
      @tapiopelkonen2981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      “Special price, just for you my friend!”

    • @LeadTheWeak
      @LeadTheWeak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      In the middle east "ay buddy"

  • @tonyramirez2392
    @tonyramirez2392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1530

    This sounds a lot like my uncle who’s always “in between jobs”

    • @tulanikoenig9946
      @tulanikoenig9946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @domoisawsome123
      @domoisawsome123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yikes

    • @elijahgavin6706
      @elijahgavin6706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I can’t imagine living my life trying to mooch off of honest hard working people, props to your Uncle that can’t be easy

    • @Meeminator
      @Meeminator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Elijah Gavin Lmao you had me in the first half, not gonna lie

  • @deagle2yadome696
    @deagle2yadome696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The showing IDs is so on point accurate.

  • @willyjoerockhead
    @willyjoerockhead 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I fell for that old "out of gas" before.

  • @onurdmetu
    @onurdmetu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3936

    The use of “fiduciary” here was on point😄

    • @theeleanorshellstrop
      @theeleanorshellstrop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      They snuck it in somehow!

    • @battlelack4
      @battlelack4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I actually looked it up to see if it was a word.

    • @FrankNitty318
      @FrankNitty318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks for the google search

    • @Chiron84
      @Chiron84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@battlelack4 And then you went ahead and didn't tell us so we had to look it up ourselves ;)

    • @therealsyndicate
      @therealsyndicate 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it reminds of of how they used "lugubriousness" in Hercules 😂

  • @Vade1220
    @Vade1220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1046

    “Oooooh see, I also have a spousal injury crisis on my midst.”

    • @boglog730
      @boglog730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Adam Malec I didn't

    • @xVenova
      @xVenova 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ur ghosts clips are fucked my guy

  • @kamalfolorunsho4865
    @kamalfolorunsho4865 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The sincerity got me 😂

  • @4gags
    @4gags 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the most accurate portrayal of gas can scammers I’ve ever seen😂

  • @zephergaming4437
    @zephergaming4437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2799

    My dad said to me “You can’t kid a kidder son” after he’d just bought a brand new widescreen TV back in 02” off some Irish lads, we got home and there was bricks in the box.

    • @linonator
      @linonator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Zepher Gaming damn lmao that’s an ego killing moment right there

    • @pacificocean7361
      @pacificocean7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @tyshine33
      @tyshine33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      🤣🤣

    • @flyingisland7583
      @flyingisland7583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ... Really ? 😐

    • @Bullitt1768
      @Bullitt1768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Them old flatscreens really felt like a chunk of concrete, so I see how he fell for it

  • @michaelarellano3598
    @michaelarellano3598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +561

    Nothing is more satisfying then watching a Key and Peele video that you’ve never seen before

    • @azariasangeles1970
      @azariasangeles1970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Only true key and peele fans know this is old

    • @imcheesecakeLLC
      @imcheesecakeLLC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha agreed! th-cam.com/video/iv4AGJoTE9E/w-d-xo.html

    • @vikkicoup1766
      @vikkicoup1766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@azariasangeles1970 He didn't say it was new, he said he hasn't seen it before.

    • @Test-id6ns
      @Test-id6ns 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the word is you never get to watch all of them

  • @antoniohess4359
    @antoniohess4359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Scuse me big man a big man…I watch this one 3x a week for a good laugh 😂

  • @TheRaissarenee
    @TheRaissarenee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Fit and conscientious” and stuff 😂🔥🔥💯💯

  • @HumbleBeast65
    @HumbleBeast65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    “I’m with my ninth purchase apparently and you can’t fake that” 😂