The vomit story reminded me of a story my cousin told me. There was a guy in his class that had a foot phobia. So when he left his computer to go to the bathroom, my cousin found the nastiest, most ronchy foot ever and set it as his background. The guy came back, saw it, and threw up. He came back to school the next year with a foot fetish
There was a story back in elementary where one kid gathered everyone, went to the corner of the school yard where there was a pond. He got in, dropped his pants and took a fat shit screaming. Then mixed it in with a stick.
In first grade I burped in my friends ear and idk why but he literally threw chocolate milk up everywhere in the middle of lunch. It was just a quick little burp but I guess he also had a weak stomach😂 it was like 06-07 so I was really young
I was eating Taco Bell while watching this video. I kept eating the whole way through the vomit story, but I actually had to set my food down when that British chick started cooking.
Your puke story reminded me of one of my own. Every time we had chicken nuggets and Mac n cheese this kid would mix his leftover ketchup and mustard in with his Mac n cheese and without fail would throw up every single time at after lunch recess
The vomit story reminds me of a time when i was in fourth grade and two of my friends in class were shaking their heads violently side to side to music, one said whoever vomits first loses. He found out that he was going to be the loser today.
5:16 I have a similar school yakking tragedy. It's was like 3rd grade. LUNCH TIME! Kid was across the table like two or three kids down, yakks all over the table. Commence chain reaction of 5-7 other kids yakking and the cafeteria being evacuated to be cleaned
Oh boy I would sure watch Blarg’s other channels if they were in his channel tab. Honestly just learned today that you have a solo channel and I’ve been subscribed for years >:(
I recognize Brazilian memes when i see them. You should get a meme compilation thats just Brazilian memes and creations. Trust me, *the buckets are not even the beggining in the world of "gambiarras" my friend*
rip the Oilers
Rip and tear
i know your pain. Go Sabres
RIP
Dabbed on
RIP oilers and leafs, and f every Canadian team who didn't make the playoffs
The vomit story reminded me of a story my cousin told me. There was a guy in his class that had a foot phobia. So when he left his computer to go to the bathroom, my cousin found the nastiest, most ronchy foot ever and set it as his background. The guy came back, saw it, and threw up. He came back to school the next year with a foot fetish
Bruhhh nahhhh 💀
nah i got the ronchiest feet
There was a story back in elementary where one kid gathered everyone, went to the corner of the school yard where there was a pond. He got in, dropped his pants and took a fat shit screaming. Then mixed it in with a stick.
@@dragunov2486 what... in.... the..... retardation...
In first grade I burped in my friends ear and idk why but he literally threw chocolate milk up everywhere in the middle of lunch. It was just a quick little burp but I guess he also had a weak stomach😂 it was like 06-07 so I was really young
I was eating Taco Bell while watching this video. I kept eating the whole way through the vomit story, but I actually had to set my food down when that British chick started cooking.
The kids in the vomit story were doing a dragon ball z level beam clash
3:02 suzume is such a beautiful movie i swear 😭
Of course the Canadian guy is wearing the hockey jersey😂😂😂
I kinda look like you, heave
It's one of the few things we have going for us, please don't disrespect it we have nothing else
Bro why does blarg always have the best memes, like the vibes are imaculate
I'd like it to be known that not all British people cook like this. Some of us do know how to make good food from other cultures 😂😂
Yh trust, i got a mean shepherds pie recipe
Exactly. Your culture’s food is so dogshit you have to continue to steal everything from other cultures.
yeah you got one. fuckin gordon ramsay congratulations
beans and toast don't count as good food
@@xxdesertstormyes it fucking does
Watching blarg while drunk at 3:32 am is a life changing experience
Guys nobody tell him about the oilers 😬
I think he already knows judging by the pinned comment
Lmao vomit story sounds like a movie love you blarg your always hilarious only reason still have motivation in life
Sucks to be a Canadian Hockey fan now. I lied, it always sucks
At least since 1993. Hopefully bettman will retire soon
14:27 Me: playing Forza whilst watching this video
Matt: Get it together Wyatt!
Me: what did I do?
12:17 ,,i came to kill you. thats it, until then..(*farts*) whoops" this made laugh way more than it should've
Your puke story reminded me of one of my own. Every time we had chicken nuggets and Mac n cheese this kid would mix his leftover ketchup and mustard in with his Mac n cheese and without fail would throw up every single time at after lunch recess
The vomit story reminds me of a time when i was in fourth grade and two of my friends in class were shaking their heads violently side to side to music, one said whoever vomits first loses. He found out that he was going to be the loser today.
4:07 the throw up story sounded like an Scary Movie Skit from the Wayan brothers! 😂😂
Two blarg videos in one day??? Im never going to sleep now
These memes seemed much better than usual and I’m here for it
Well it seems Blarg is going to kill someone. (Online of course)
1:40 bro never played ratchet and clank enough to recognize the Omniwrench or the very recognizable music
2:44 Love to see Toledo, OH memes make it big 🫡
I can confirm we do not cook like that in Britain
Narrator voice: "the did not have good vibes"
5:16 I have a similar school yakking tragedy. It's was like 3rd grade. LUNCH TIME! Kid was across the table like two or three kids down, yakks all over the table. Commence chain reaction of 5-7 other kids yakking and the cafeteria being evacuated to be cleaned
This really tickles my voice flaps
Muh Oilers😢 Hoping for a better run next year
i fucking yaked so bad when "you need to try this before you judge me"
Blargs reaction on tht beef was too good 😂
4:00 Yacking Off or something idk
8:35 - 8:50 are two of the funniest videos I've ever seen off TikTok
Coming back to this video every few weeks just to hear at the end Blarg go, “Get it together Wyatt”, and it works.
Fucking sucks that the knights won you could tell that the oilers weren’t even playing 😭
Blarg is background noise content for cleaning house
godda watch this one quick before you are age-restricted again
my brain is too boiled for that description, made me think for a billionth of a second "how blarg fit"
Spungus Bungee
I've had a similar vomit story, but I was unfortunately in the vom cycle.
Your description scared tf out of me 😅😅
Oh boy I would sure watch Blarg’s other channels if they were in his channel tab. Honestly just learned today that you have a solo channel and I’ve been subscribed for years >:(
4:53 infinite feedback loop
that "wyatt" part at the end caught me off guard, i will get it together blarg
LMFAO the on where the longboard wheel fell off reminds me of when my wheel exploded from getting too hot
How to tell someone you're Canadian without telling them you're Canadian? Wear a ice hockey sweater as casual clothing.
love me some vile memes
that woman has been formally disowned by the British
source: i’m British
Love your vids bro
Tryna watch your vid but my cat keeps barking at me
Happiest Engineers in Birmingham :
The story about the kid throwing up had my asthma acting up. Lol
7:38 my dono made it in the video :)
2:56 please can someone tell me this anime and music
I looked up in fear when blarg said Wyatt 😂
Blarg I have some bad news about the oilers
Wait a minute Blarg, you had recess still in grade 6 or 7? We stopped having recess once we hit 6th grade. ( I live in Ohio)
What? You stopped having g recess?
Then again I was luckily home schooled, now I have a good and easy job.
5:58 As a man who loves mayo, even that is too much.
This one was worth a comment. Good laughs
Bro kids about to throw up and the kids one and only thought is “Yo I know who finna love this”
I recognize Brazilian memes when i see them.
You should get a meme compilation thats just Brazilian memes and creations. Trust me, *the buckets are not even the beggining in the world of "gambiarras" my friend*
The holy hand grenade of Antioch!
Yoooooo!
Money Printer channel content let's gooooooo!
3:40 Bud Light and A Busch factory's RN
Blarg's child hood missed watching Mighty Python's and the quest for the holy grail
throw the holy hand grenade
anybody know what show that is at 2:56? shit looks gas ngl
Blarg cheering for my hometown team❤😊
Skoden stoodis
My favorite joe Biden clip is when he called someone boy in a very "old fashioned" tone
6:06 I think that's Kay's Cooking on TH-cam
It are mem time we is happy monkes
Where'd you get the Frog pillow in the background
Almost 10pm sending good vibes
I'm going to be honest my immediate thought in the beginning when he said he was going to kill somebody I thought he said kiss
3:09 this is a real vehicle in the army, i work with them and shoot rockets from them
There was a lot of clips from Brazil in this
5:10 How have u not told that story in the pod cast
Oh my god, an actual outro
7:48, that sounds like grizzy
8:52 bro put all his stats in speed alone
I burned off my eyebrows doing a dumb with a burn barrel and gasoline
Can’t believe he’s not a fellow leafs fan this is heartbreaking
Holy hand grenade sounds like Jonathan joestars theme
As a knights fan, I am very sorry for blerg, especially since the oliers lost to the future champs
Money printer time!
Poor oilers
Anyone else see that adorable frog plushie in the background
whats the song at 11:32?
Is that mcjeasus pr gretzky
2:20 BLARG is getting more gnome by the recording ....HOOOOOOOO
Ayo what in that sandwich
Bro you live in Edmonton?
That handshake tho!! I’m confused
We all should’ve worn our Oilers jersey. Maybe they would’ve won at least one more game
I cant wait for this years election
that's a cool frog
More of a weak gag reflex if you just say stuff and they throw up
6:10 Mexican kids throw up has more seasoning that whatever she cooked
Happy blarg=happy life
That mf playing league on a flood 😭
RIP the kraken
In one of my classes a kid threw up wearing a mask
Certified Zit Moment