We watched a playthrough of no Russian in a philosophy lesson. Half the class was immediately mortified, the other half was yelling things like“no don’t stop there’s still more” and “you missed a few there”. We were meant to be deciding if simulated killing was a moral issue or not, so I guess it worked
I feel for you. The hardest part for me was the lost time. All the time you spent together just for it to come to an end. It hurts more if you still love them. But whatever you get up to in life, just remember that your relationship wasn't your whole life, might have been your whole world at the time but that's different. and that how you feel right now is not final. stay strong
Condolences my friend. But understand that yes, while such a time is generally saddening and soul wrenching, it is also a time for growth and new discoveries. Go build yourself up. You've earned that, regardless of the circumstances. Go have fun, hit the bar with the boys (or girls) and just have a good time. Take this time to make yourself greater than you were previously.
11:38 They held the paper way past where they punctured it, so of course it was going to tear like that. I get that the joke is how real that situation actually is, but then play it out.
The hamster is ok blarg don't worry. Funnily enough the larger an animal is the less fall distance it takes to harm them. That's why squirrels can't die from falling. They can survive terminal velocity. Hamsters cannot but they can survive falling off a single story building so it's ok.
We watched a playthrough of no Russian in a philosophy lesson. Half the class was immediately mortified, the other half was yelling things like“no don’t stop there’s still more” and “you missed a few there”. We were meant to be deciding if simulated killing was a moral issue or not, so I guess it worked
Bro thats badass
This maybe one of the most cursed and amazing thing I read on a TH-cam comment
Wot????
Bruh
I should have my grandpa play No Russian, he'd probably love that mission
10:22 I love when you turn on the Wario cam. It's purely incredible
8:55 : shes bouncing off the rev limiter made me laugh my ass off
UPSHIFT
Falling from heights like that can actually be pretty dangerous for hamsters since they don’t have tails to stabilize themselves
yeah news update it ded
The "Yup there he go" at 10:16 timing was god tier. I died laughing
10:17 He needed to go for a short run.
nahh brooo u wrong for that
The silence from Matt was so loud😂
10:26 I laughed way harder than I should have at your reaction lmao
Ngl, I didn't realize Blarg hadn't uploaded on here in a month
U should have his notifications on
@@Chillafied I do, and I also didn't notice.
@@Chillafied tbh, I haven't noticed either
It's ok, I didn't notice either 'cause his main channel has been so consistent with content.
Wow he ain't a real one
5:18 for anyone wondering, the guy who threw the bottle was letting the guy in the middle know that his friend and his girlfriend were holding hands
Such a pleasure that I caught this stream. Vids are good, but Livestream is something special
Man’s really got me with the rev limiter joke I had just had a mouth full of water too😂😂
8:50 MATT COME ON BRO YOU CANT HIT US WITH THAT
I’ve seen the prosthetic leg meme before but the wide boi Matt cam broke me n I couldn’t help to hold in my laugh😂
13:56
"Don't look up here"
kity: Correct, look at me instead
Was so happy to catch this stream. Just went through a break up with a partner of six years.
I’m sorry man I hope your doing well
I feel for you. The hardest part for me was the lost time. All the time you spent together just for it to come to an end. It hurts more if you still love them. But whatever you get up to in life, just remember that your relationship wasn't your whole life, might have been your whole world at the time but that's different. and that how you feel right now is not final. stay strong
tuff
Condolences my friend.
But understand that yes, while such a time is generally saddening and soul wrenching, it is also a time for growth and new discoveries.
Go build yourself up. You've earned that, regardless of the circumstances.
Go have fun, hit the bar with the boys (or girls) and just have a good time. Take this time to make yourself greater than you were previously.
I understand the pain depply
“Little tooth gap” my brother that’s a studio apartment in New York that cost 9k a month
your vids always make my day keep up the good work
11:02 anyone else think this capybara was as big as the fucking house?
hearing that Matt uses operagx right there at the end made me happy :)
2:58 He looked so happy at his own creation
When the dude fell out the car I literally heard Mr.Krabs in my head saying “SpongeBob me boy Ruuuun”🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ngl when someone has a goofy laugh they are fun af to hang around.
Bro I laughed so hard at “get fucked Stewart” I almost shit in my bed 😂
8:44 my car when I try to start it up in the winter
That was some perfect timing on ol' stubby legs there.
Me and Blarg got the same humor fr fr, we get the same laugh at the same time bro. We laugh at the dumbest shit and we know when it's shit😂
Blarg with friends: Pure chaos
Blarg with mid memes: 😐 Haha
jackson just starts kicking the ashes OMG hahaaha
8:50 be soundin like a squeaky shopping buggy
homie at 5:53 really said "e=mc square up"
5:03 nothing like some dog puke on a new purse
bro i started crying cause i was laughing so hard this entire video
"the chosen one" was the funniest
8:53 that girl sounded like my car in the morning
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR ANOTHER BLARJ GOD LIVE VID
3:13 bro got sent to the shadow realm
Ah blarg, you make my day better. Thank you fren
11:08 guy pulls out to you, gets out of the car and looks like this
14:23 You know damn well they would have been filled with piss......
Im so surprised everytime i click a blarg live video and see an ad lmao
this clip at 14:30 is about the only thing that has ever made me think about recycling plastic waste lol
My brother in christ I feel your pain of not laughing
the guy at 10:20 looked like the exterminator at the end of ant bully lol
“Me” as the editor?? Damn ruff 🐶
I love you my Canadian Arab master
Ring a ding a ding a ding ring a ding a ding a ding
@@Greyhound706 Benny?
Blarg’s first content back, we back with the memes!!
THAT MANS GOT NO LEGS, BUBBA!
Frog nuts
14:29 thought this was a museum cause they had a whole mf'ing dinosaur stored away
the f u c k?
change gears, up shift! That shit had me screaming😂
10:15 HOLD!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!
10:24 just lough allready XD
11:20
You either die playing hockey or live long enough to be a golfer.
Well it’s been a little while since Matts streamed so yeah nice to see it
11:38 They held the paper way past where they punctured it, so of course it was going to tear like that. I get that the joke is how real that situation actually is, but then play it out.
10:15 i swear everytime they show this man its a different clip, also (might be wrong) i heard he broke his stub from one of these
The video with all of those pipes is a plumber’s nightmare and I would know considering that I am a plumber
shes hitting the rev limmter shift up shit up,
lol
As many people I have seen screw up the ashes thing I have never seen one staying in the water and then dump
when he goes into that squish screen, he looks like wario
"Ahhh its JESUS...... It died"
Yep thats lore
“She’s bouncing off the rev limiter”
Gotta love being a money printer.
11:53 Best Laugh Ever
1:51 my guy I'm trying to eat lunch this just ruined my appetite
Have y’all ever thought how the kids in the orphanage feel when the see a family adopting a mouse
Blarg in bed: Look at her squirt!
i just noticed the moby huge in the back
I like to read the tittle like he’s talking then screaming the all caps
i thought it was a reupload but i forgor this is one of the few streams i managed to catch
Blarg sounds so depressed on this.
Money printer is still going strong
Dude, that clip of the guy smashing the toy car at the end happened at my high school!! How the heck did it get famous to be in a blarg video?
Ahh yes the memes are back
"She's bouncing off the rev limiter" killed me
Ha ha ha, she’s bouncing off the rev limiter
that long thing in the back be lookin sus
it was my birthday when blarg posted this
Blargus
I wouldn't be surprised if blarg was somehow related to DokaRyan
8:51 bro she edging her laugh
10:15 Mr.Krabs.
YEA LETS GOOOO
“jack harlow if he was poor.”
jack fundslow
Blarg it was the starter failing she wasn't hitting the Rev limiter she couldn't start
When ur watching blargs vid in ur bed and ur fucking hamstring cramps👴🏿😩
MONEY PRINTER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
10:15 .......................... BLLAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGG
10:17 Geodude
3:56 That didn't age well
What do you mean, it aged like a fine wine :D
MR BLOORGGGGGG
It's hard trying to catch your streams. Have you ever thought of streaming through TH-cam?
I bet that guy threw the duck.
Math checks out on the german
Matt plz more Kay’s cooking
Hey Matt, I ran over two frogs today and I was wondering if I could buy a Fruckit for their burial? Just wondering.
Who is ”me” if Blarg is blarg?
The hamster is ok blarg don't worry. Funnily enough the larger an animal is the less fall distance it takes to harm them. That's why squirrels can't die from falling. They can survive terminal velocity. Hamsters cannot but they can survive falling off a single story building so it's ok.
14:25 pov you are ocean
Fun fact: Mice can't die from fall damage