CALLING the MARAUDER a CHUMP RIGHT to his BIG DUMB FACE | DOOM Eternal - Part 5
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 12 ก.ย. 2024
- Yeah, I'll say it! The Marauder is a chump! I don't care who knows! Especially the Marauder! Who cares what chumps think? COME AT ME, CHUMP-LORD!!
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Hayden is like that friend that goes "can't just do that" and Vega is like, "I'm ready to record this"
hayden is the responsible friend, thinking, calculating. but vega is the antagoniser, always egging doom guy on to do something stupid.
@@mx_nana_banana I think Hayden is that guy who refuses to believe anyone else can do what he can't while Vega a literal ai isn't so stubborn
Doom Slayer: Imma do crime!
Hayden: NO!
VEGA: Y E S!
@@mx_nana_banana Enabler. Vega's an enabler.
@@DragonXYZ8641 Hayden : You can't just rob the bank!
VEGA : The van is ready.
“Would you like me to disable safety protocols?”
Doomguy: *taptaptaptaptaptap*
Doomguy is just like "LET ME SHOOT THE DAMN THING!
"Disabling safety protocols now."
*Happy Doomguy noises*
"angrily clicking"
666
*spamming button
Doomguy: Stares intensely at BFG 10k.
Vega: Ah yes. I understand.
Hayden: Wait, that's illegal.
Vega is like your best friend, just one look and he knows exactly what you're thinking.
@@goatbeard6857 I also like that the literally only time in the game that Vega voices anything resembling objection at Doomguy's over-the-top antics is when he's getting ready to use a cannon as a transportation device. Vega is like that friend who's standing by your side, saying something along the lines of, "Says here in the instruction manual that doing this may hurt, mutilate or even possibly kill you... Don't hurt, mutilate or kill yourself now, okay?"
Doomguy: I will *make* it legal.
Doomguy: *UNF!*
Vega: "Understood, proceeding with the plan."
@@GrahamChapman It says something that Vega's ok with ultimately destroying a planet, but has objections when Doomguy does something that might be (more) dangerous. He cares more about Doomguy than all of Mars.
Samuel: “That is a weapon, not a teleporter.”
Slayer: “You can’t just tell me something that’s true and expect it to stay true.”
Samuel: "That is a weapon, not a teleporter."
Slayer: "Hold my BFG..."
Thanks for pointing that out and not just reposting the same shitpost about how he cannot just shoot a hole on the surface of Mars.
Slayer: that, can be fixed.
Slayer: *doesn't care in the slightest*
ARCScientist: M-My god
Doomguy: Please, God is too formal. Just call me Slayer.
This comment is underrated af
KILL
the
DEVIL!
made me geniunely laugh. like not a nose snort like an actual laugh. thanks
as i reply to this comment the comment is at 666 likes
Im the 777th like. Seems fitting for this game but at the same time it doesn't.
AI: would you like me to disable safety protocols?
Doom guy: *angry clicking*
It's vega
@@amirarif420 Technically Vega is an AI
PoeticSonic breaks button
Vega is the father
*CLICKING INTENSIFIES*
Lady: *Literally heralds Mark as a God*
Mark: "That's pretty cringe, dude.
“Too reverent” Lol dude you are literally fighting demons during the rapture. Billions are dead and human extinction is being stopped by a single man. I think everybody is kinda reverent rn.
@@MAG71096 yes but no.
She sounds so horny for him haha
@@MAG71096 I mean, it's still kiiinda cringe
The god emperor of mankind be like:
Game Journalists: "The Marauder is too hard! Nerf!"
Marauder: *Kills himself in the ceiling*
Lol
Marauder is easy ngl
@@AverageVegitoFan u have skillz then good for u ;-;
@@syisgjsvdhsg thx man
@@syisgjsvdhsg depending on the difficulty, when his eyes light up green just shoot once with the super shotgun and once with the ballista, then do that 3 or 4 times and hes done. (At least on hurt me plenty’)
Samuel: "That is a weapon, not a teleporter."
Doom Slayer: I will be the multiverses angriest ammo
Dammit, I read this and nearly spat out my drink. Thank you for that.
Yay! 100th like!!!
Doom Slayer: This bullet flies on sheer force of anger alone.
You obviously never heard of the angry marines
Notice the likes are perfectly at 666
Majority: "The marauder is too hard!"
Mark: "Crap, killed him too fast."
Mark to those players is akin to the Doom Slayer to the UAC Marines.
marauder ain't that hard... TWO marauders on the other hand, the most unbalanced thing ever
Marauder on his own is easy but when you throw every other heavy demon into the battle then it gets hard because you never get a chance to hit him.
Marauder on his own is easy but when you throw every other heavy demon into the battle then it gets hard because you never get a chance to hit him.
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ listen dude 2 Marauders are nowhere near as bad as 1 possesed Marauder, that shit is bad bad
“It was like Indiana Jones surviving a nuke in a fridge”
But without the fridge
SpicyF And instead, he was the nuke
Why are porn bots a thing now?
Hmm thats oddly similar to that guy in Fallout 4, but the only difference is that he didnt exactly survived the nuke 😔
imagine being the demon behind the space door just hearing the doom slayer scream "I WANNA SHOOT MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Someone has to animate that.
Low key
Slayer: let me destroy a planet Hayden I wanna do it
Demons hearing this: o shi-
Demon: ... *Backs away slowly and quietly*
And then they open the door to see the slayer with a warfstache on yelling “HI! I’M HAVING A MOMENT, GO AWAY!!!” Before obliterating them all with the bfg
VEGA: "I understand now, we're firing a hole in Mars."
Samuel: "You can't just fire a hole in Mars."
Slayer: "I'm off to fire a hole in Mars now."
Samuel: "That's a weapon, not a teleporter."
VEGA: "Loading teleporter ammunition."
Slayer: "I'm in, fire me."
What else can't they do Sam?
"You cant just give me a back rub"
Rip vega: 2016-2016
Hi vega 2020
Bye vega 2020
@@hoogis lol,way violent massage
I love how at this point VEGA understand the Doom Slayer, like he just check for the BFG 10,000 and VEGA is like "I understand" and 100% agree with the plan LOL
They cant press le button
Everyone when they see marauder: Ah shit, here we go again
Markiplier: *i know over 1 million ways of kicking your ass*
Yes
Indeed, I think its been confirmed that Mark is literally A Doomslayer. Not THE DOOMSlayer just A DOOMSlayer especially considering his grandmothers last name was DOOM
That is so f*ckin true
"I am fluent in 500 ways of clicking your ass"
edit: i just noticed i wrote "clicking" instead of "kicking"
i am fluent in 6 million forms of kicking your ass
UAC Spokeswoman: "You think one man can save all of humanity"
Mark: "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW..."
Plot twist: The UAC Spokeswoman is the final boss of the next DOOM game
@@mohammadwasiurrahmanbhuiya8059 the worst boss he's ever faced.....bad PR
Mark : "Why won't you let me fire it?!"
I have the feeling if Mark could fire it. He would miss the shot on purpose
I love how every scene he's like "Where have I seen this" have been in the trailers.
Yeah, the Phobos section was from Quake-con, right?
"Man, that Samuel Hayden really needs to work on his ego."
Several minutes later-
"Awh yeah, tell me how great I am."
Nothings changed, it's just the more time Hayden spends talking HIMSELF up, the less time he spends talking up mark.
Daniel Wilso pop
"quit talking about yourself Sammy, its me everyone likes"
I love the subtle comedy of
Samuel: "You can't shoot a hole in Mars."
Objective: Shoot a hole in Mars
very subtle yes very
Doom.exe
Samuel: You can't just go blowing a hole into Mars!
Doomguy: Haha big gun go bang
Scout haha bfg 10000 go brrr
500th like
28:20 "Me and Sammy boy, we go WAY, way back."
That's actually more true than I think Mark believed at the time.
haha cause seraphim-
@@DaGamingCore yes
@@DaGamingCore I , do not know what that is.
@@60sspider-man29 dlc 1 stuff lol
I am still angry we didn't get to kill the annoying angel.
Samuel Hayden: "That is a weapon, not a teleporter."
Mark: Laughter
Doomguy: Laughter
Everyone else: Laughter
*(Laughs in doomguy)*
Demons : Nervous and insecure laughter
*Heavy metal and chainsaw sounds intensify with laughter as BFG division slowly increases in volume*
I see very little difference
I like how Samuel Hayden manages to be the comic relief while being completely serious and sensible.
"You can't just shoot a hole into the center of Mars"
Mission Updated: Shoot a hole to the center of Mars
"You cant just shoot a hole into the center of mars"
"Oh really? Why dont you get that guy who is able to stop me then. Whats his name again? Michael mcdoesntexist?"
@@Captain.Mystic Actually her name is Isabelle...
You cant tell a fox he cant.
*"I'M HAVING A MOMENT GO AWAY"* _shoots BFG_
Hands down the funniest moment in this episode.
I will just leave the time stamp here 40:35
FreakShow 71 thanks
me when my car gets stolen in GTA and i dont have insurance
I love how Doom Slayer is so badass his guns won't force him to reload to avoid making him angry, and if he gets really mad they just won't run out of ammo in order to make him calm down. he intimidates inanimate objects into bending reality to his will.
Is the... But... But the ... Eh? Huh...
I guess you right?
@@jackb.207in lore he never runs out of ammo simply because he's just that angry. Either way, he doesn't need the guns since in lore he prefers to use his hands such as the berserk power up in the game
@@DeezNuts-gd2hb what?
I love how in the original games they didn't have reload animation because of 90's limitations but now modern doom games are like "uuuh akhtually in the lore says it's a space war technology that teleports the bullets directly into the chamber, preventing you from reloading 🤓"
Or doomguy is a 40k ork
Mark: "Only a scrub needs to slow down time!"
*somewhere in Ireland, Sean feels personally attacked and he knows not why.
Sèan's currently living in England right now, I think. Bristol, or something like that.
And that's why I watch mark's doom playthrough instead of Sean
Draco Gatom Because he lives in England? The time difference?
@@dracogatom7873 yeah nothing personal but even if he's already beaten the game id just rather watch mark
@@RaifuEnthusiast yeah,he kinda sucked
Seeing him struggle against the Marauder when Hugo “broke into his house and forced him to play doom eternal early”, and now easily defeating him, I’m proud.
I love how offended he gets from that AI lady. She speaks and he’s like
*who gave you the RIGHT*
I mean, who isn't?
Fuckin’ future Karen
@@Doobiedestroyer No shit
*sorry, i dont remember letting you exist you low life karen*
Not that anyone asked
But I’m the 666th like
Nice
Everyone: struggles to beat a marauder, even with time slow and other advantages.
Mark: Casually beats it without timeslow, grenades and only a few weapons, such as shotgun.
Mark is officially Chad as Hell.
Everyone is a very large generalisation lol. Probably like 50% of people got him first time
Chad OF Hell
Unintended pun ?
in ultra violence no less
I just love how absolutely offended Mark was that they didn't let him shoot The BFG 10000.
I know this comment is two years old but you have 69 likes and I agree with your comment but don’t want to mess it up
@@auriellelyken2113now his like counter is at 269 i dont wanna mess it up so i will like my reply for support
I also love how he says that he’s over and when he’s clearly not over it.
Man, Lixian's editing has been absolutely great on this series so far.
The pinnacle is the Minecraft hurt noise. Should’ve used it more often.
Michiel Kudova It would’ve gotten old
Xerno Tec after awhile yes But not if he used it at the right time
Michiel Kudova a varied plethora of slapstick noises would be preferred.
MegaPokeman1 That’s what he uses... usually.
“You think one man can stop the armies of hell?!” Maybe not, but a man who owns FIVE ovens
Hmm
🤔👍
Is this a holocaust joke or am I seriously fucked up in the head
E
Dutch Van Der Linde | Yeah that's just you bud. It's a reference to how Mark owns five ovens.
Wait is this a hate comment or not?
Mark: *mocks Hayden for not noticing the UAC being Corrupt*
DOOM 2016:"Literally starts with Hayden finding out how corrupt it is"
Yeah the UAC turning corrupt for demons was from Olivia’s influence right?
@@ryannixon4138 Completely on her head. And Hayden was aware of it, just not how deep she was into the demon hole.
Mark: "That's skirting Indiana Jones levels of Surviving the nuke in a fridge"
What part of "local man literally too angry to die" don't you understand?
If Doom guy dies, he goes to hell...and since they're transforming Earth into a hell...he just goes to the nearest hell. Respawn canon to doom universe. xD I can't kill you...so...I'll just do my best to trap you in one location for as long as I can.
Demon: Why. Won't. You. DIE!!!!!
DOOM Slayer: ... *shrugs, shoots head off*
“Update: Local man no longer too angry to die.....now he’s too angry to stop.”
@@bradleymoore2797 pp
That is scary accurate
Samuel: "U can't shoot a hole on the surface of Mars"
Doomslayer: *shoot a hole on Mars*
Samuel: "That's a weapon, not a teleporter"
Doomslayer: *yeet himself with the cannon*
VEGA: lmao u'll get used to it Dr. Hayden
Slayer: "WOOOO! Hayden your teleporter rocks!"
Don't mind me just leaving the timestamp 45:36
Also this 26:10
Charlie Fillmore
If that is a weapon, than the Slayer is a bullet that can destroy everything.
"Dude, you are NOT gonna kiss me. I don't care how much you want it."
And that is exactly why the Marauder killed himself. Sad. So sad.
Wouldnt be a markiplier playthrough without a few bugs and glitches uk XD
Saw this comment right as that part of the video played
Image you walk into a restaurant and you're looking at the menu you turn the page and BAM Mama Doom's Meatloaf- Made with love and demon's blood
I'll take 50
@Xavier Perez Ametours
1,000,000
@Xavier Perez Infinity +1 beat that
Infinity+infinity
I love how his great grandma was named "Momma DOOM" yet she sounds like a lovely woman, and I'm curious about the meatloaf recipe...
as am i
It probably has Bylestim in it
I want the meatloaf. Please. I'm hungry.
it’s made exclusively with Imp flesh
Same
UAC Spokeswoman: you think one man can save all the humanity
Slayer: * already killed two priests, shot a hole in mars, teleported himself out of a cannon * hmm?
Bfg stands for big fucking gun
Doomguy: “The real question is, can all the terror of hell save itself from one man?”
he didn't teleport himself out of the cannon, he SHOT himself OUT THE CANNON BRUHH
You forgot the events of Doom, Doom II, Doom 64, Doom 2016 and *debatably* doom III. Thats 4 or 5 times he single handedly fought off the entire demon army.
tasim 1012 it was a yoke my dude
Mark: *Sees Marauder* I've been waiting for this!
VEGA: Opening portal, now
Mark: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Doomguy: *chucks Hayden into the portal*
Mark: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! ALL OUT ATTACK!
@@elflordyt6830 nice persona reference
@@Somonyo, thanks!
@@elflordyt6830 X Attack O Relent
40:56 the hole makes mars look like the death star.
made me think of an eye
I just imagine Doom Guy crying and groaning and then all the demons show up, he pulls out the BFG and yells "I'm having a moment!! Go away!"
Dr. Hayden: “Noooo, you can’t just shoot a hole through the surface of mars”
Doomguy: “Hehe bfg 10000 go brrrrr”
I am so bad at this how does one succeed.
KABOOM
Why did we shoot a hole on mars?
legend invoker to get to mars core cuz there’s a city in it
@@masterdungeonofpp8586 The doomguy's city.
Everyone: Marauders are too Hard to take down.
Mark: Calls Marauders scrub.
I died when that happened
@Weiss Des i thought he was playing on ultra violence, not hurt me plenty.
Weiss Des he is on ultra violence
@Weiss Des: He's playing on Ultra Violence, and he said that...
...he played on Nightmare for a bit as well after he'd beaten the game because he wanted to know what the difference was and because he was doing really well on Ultra Violence. He said he kept dying a lot on Nightmare.
@Weiss Des The attack patterns don't change much between difficulties, it's only the ammount of damage you take that changes. (aka you won't survive more than 2-4 heavy hits while fully stacked)
Also, git gud. :D
"The only thing they fear is you" is by far the best song in the soundtrack
I listen to it while making breakfast sometimes. Idk how the kitchen hasn't burnt down
Idk, I like BFG division more, it’s a great energizer for pre-wrestling matches
Meathook
debatable
@@KannaKandy bfg divisions has so many random pauses tho
"You've lost your head privileges"
Man I hate it when my girlfriend says that
Braden Mathews AAAAAA
Hehehahahahaha funny af
Ok, that was legit funny.
UAC Spokeperson: "We've got guts, HUGE guts."
...I'm gonna just leave this and not elaborate because...
They know that they have huge guts because they are on display after a mortally challenged comes by.
MUST. RESIST. URGE. TO. SAY. ANYTHING.
Cuz you got huge guts?
He's got the biggest guts of them all lol
HUGE... tracts of land!
Hayden: “You can’t just blow a hole in the surface of Mars!”
Mark: “You say that, but like, who’s stopping me?”
“An armless robot corpse?”
"You'd think that Samuel Hayden being the head of the UAC, would've noticed that his entire organization was being corrupted from within" what do you think the whole plot of Doom 2016 was?
There was at least one Hologram in 2016 that showed him having a conversation with Olivia because of some concerns
I thought the plot was robot man want hell sword
I thought so too lol
“That is a weapon, not a teleporter.”
That sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!
"Alert: The slayer has entered the facility"
*All collective demons in the area shit themselves simultaneously*
Lol
😂😂
when i read this it was at 420 likes
So Mark is actually related to the Doom Guy, since his father is now a canon figure in the Doom World and his Grandma had the last name Doom xD
I knew it!
Possibly but scary because this happens in the future
So does that mean we can safely place doom slayer as coming from German decent
@@orphanagearsonist3408 German or Korean-American.
Cristian Garcia he couldn’t be Korean American because mama doom is from marks dads side of the family and mark has repeatedly said his dad was German
@@orphanagearsonist3408 Canonically, he's a relative of Wolfenstein's protagonist, which would mean he has at least some Polish blood.
"Only scrubs slow down time" Dio rolls in his grave.
he stops time not slow
@@thedevilhimself4661 you are right, we should all stop laughing and pray you as the most knowledgeable JoJos fan
@@thedevilhimself4661 so he is more scrub
*Cries in console player*
40:30
Mark: "I CAN'T SHOOT MARS!!!!"
Cacodemons: "Hey are you ok here, we heard you scream and...?"
Mark: *whipping out the BFG while having a temper tantrum* "GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M HAVING A MOMENT!!!"
Rafael Contreras 😂😂😂😂
I can imagine Doomguy tearing through thousands of hellish demons, while having such simple concerns.
So overpowered, not even trying to kill those demons XD
fucking perfect
Lol
How rude, the demons just wanted to see if he was okay, it’s not like they wanted to kill him or anything.
Sam: nooooo you can’t shoot a hole in mars
Slayer: haha bfg go booom
Sam: nooooooo that’s a cannon not a tele-porter
Slayer: haha big gun make me zoom
Is Doomslayer secretly OneyNG?
haha slayer fast in gun
@@cryptonaut1435 his strength probably comes from the legendary tomar emeralds
@MPDeity Spoiler alert. Nope, he is not human, or at least not anymore. In the final battle, Khan Maykr called him as a "once-mortal man who dared to deny people's way of life". He ascended from human to a higher being because a rouge Mayker (Seraphim) gave him some sort of power. You'll see this later in the game as a flashback of the doomguy and some more info from the few last codex-es Mark will get.
^correct answer^
Sammy Boi: "That is a WEAPON, not a teleporter."
Doom Slayer: "are you sure about that"
39:31 "the slayer has control of the big fuc-" *falling metal noises*
Mark: "Calling the Marauder a CHUMP right to his BIG DUMB FACE!"
Ethan: *cries because his museum is beautiful.
Two sides of the same coin and we need them both right now...
The Unus and the Annus
@Rage virus and zombification are 2 diverse concepts Yes that is what that means
I like the game
😎😎😎😎😀🙂🇦🇪
Wat?
Unus annus
YOU CAN’T JUST SHOOT A HOLE INTO THE SURFACE OF MARS
(Inside Doomguys head)
Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear Rip Tear them all
69 likes.
But you can't do it. It happens in a cutscene :(
when he wants to rip and tear a fucking planet
Accurate
Hayden: "You can't shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!"
Slayer: ... "Shoot a hole in Mars?! GREAT IDEA!"
Slayer: Haha bfg 10k go BRRRR
I really like this game’s subtle humor. A few examples:
At the end of the Super Gore Nest mission, the objective says, “Get to the Choppa.”
The mission shown in the latter part of this video: The human’s first interaction with Doomguy, followed later on by Samuel Hayden’s displeasure of Doomguy using a weapon as a teleporter.
The game awards you for punching a Slayer Gate.
Last but not least, in the mission to retrieve Samuel Hayden, when you press the down button for the elevator, the floor breaks below you, so you’d be going down anyway.
Mark: "this is a shotgun battle."
The Marauder: *dies from a ceiling*
Mark: *laughs* he died from the ceiling
the ceiling is stronger than the gun
@@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780 the longer will the ceiling be ceiling, the stronger it will become
Dean P Ceiling gang betrays you, floor gang will never betray
andrew Afton the hedgehog is funtime golden sonic your name is so cringy I’m sorry, also in your about page is very cringy as well
@@XSicarriiX77well if so why do i keep falling into an empty abyss where there is no floor?
Nobody:
Me: In some alternate universe, there is a man known as Mark Doom.
And he is playing as Fischbach-Guy.
Mark Edward Doom
Doomiplier
In a video he mentioned his name could have been mark doom fischbach.
Who also has a doctorate...
6:37
Mark: “Sorry bud, you lost your head privileges”
Demon: “So no head?”
*SMASHES SKELETON-BOARD*
*. Throws phone. *
Oh my
*Jumps and brake skateboard*
LOL
BlazingAmber *smashes hell skateboard*
"It’s weapon not the teleporter"
" *yes but also it’s catapult* "
Hayden: “you can’t just blow a hole in Mars”
Slayer: “no you don’t understand. I shouldn’t, but I can... and I am going to”
BFG 10000: *Doesn't Fire*
DoomGuy: *E X T R E M E B U T T O N S P A M M I N G*
doomguy: let shoot Let Me Shoot!!!! LET ME SHOOOOOTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!
me when the game says "please wait.."
Mark: "He's only a robot"
Samuel Hayden: "Say it again to my face!"
@spooklon He was dying of cancer, so he had part of his brain put in a robot body.
26:10
"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars."
Literally everyone: you dare oppose me mortal
Bfg 10k: IMMA FIRE MA LASER
Ty for the timestamp!!!
*THE SLAYER HAS THE BFG*
Literally everyone: Well sh*t.
Too bad their evacuation point just blew up
The BFG is so good. I don’t remember it being this good.
Kinda weird that they had that alarm prerecorded for when he got the BFG despite them not wanting him to have it...
@@TheGoldenDunsparce just in case he got it. you know, unexpected outcomes.
Why the f*ck is a porn bot in here?
First meeting with the Maurader
Mark: “I’m too young to die!”
Next meeting with the Maurader
Mark: “Hurt YOU plenty!”
holitinne
“Somebody call an ambulance, but not for me”
48:43
“Hello everybody. My name is Markiplier. I’m here to destroy you now. Please do not resist. This is for your own good.”
Imagine if that’s what he started with in a video, directed at us?
i am not resisting Mark Doom
DoomMark
@@coolerreviews6580 DooMark
Imagine one day DOOM Guy removes his helmet, and underneath is Mark.
Marauder: *Is an intimidating and powerful demon that could easily kill Mark*
Mark: HEY!! HEY BAAABBYYY!!!
"Ahh you killed yourself you scrub!" - Markiplier 2020
Probably one of the only people who made the Murader glitch and kill himself which is what a true Doomslayer would do and will be forever in our history. 1:02:27
First time I fought the Doom Hunter he got stuck in a wall and I shot him to death for my rocket launcher.
Classic Mark.
@@kingsknight2167 Doom was with you on that day the Doomslayer is strong with you nice work.
imagine Mark/Doomguy saying that in front of the Maurader's dead face.
Mark/doomguy: AHH U SCRUB
Maurader: but... why. why i have to die like that...
Mark out of context: “If only I had been the one to pull the trigger”
Mark's Inner Doomguy unleashed: If you're gonna out put me in charge of a gun that's gonna shoot Mars, LET ME SHOOT MARS!!!!!!!!
@@ethantaylor1866 "LET ME SOMEHOW MISS MARS*"
Mark, it's not that the developers don't want you to shoot the guns, it's just that the Slayer doesn't want you to shoot HIS toys for him.
Hayden: you can’t just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars...
Doom guy: *bet*
“Mark not realizing how good he is at this game for an hour” 😂😂
Mark: *is excited about shooting the big gun*
Game: *doesn't let him shoot the big gun*
Mark: *internally crying*
**externally crying
***eternally crying
Just plain crying
Can you blame him? I expected to be able to fire the big gun too, and was very sad I couldn't
Crying 😢
“LET. ME. SHOOT. MARS.”
*demons enter chat*
“HI! I’M HAVING A MOMENT
G O A W A Y!”
*demons exit chat*
40:35
I hope this discord meme will die soon, it's really tiring already
Imagine being told all these amazing stories about a "savior" who wiped out whole armies of demons, then you meet him and he's just like:
*paunch*
Samuel: That is a weapon, not a teleporter.
DoomGuy: tHat A teLEpOrTeR, nOt a wEaPon.
"That's a weapon, I'm the ammo"
Mark: “ I want to fire the big gun.”
Everyone Else: Same
Not everyone else, as I didn't care for it. More cinematics to show me how badass the Doom Slayer is far surpasses any desire to "fire da big one".
The way I see it is that Doom Guy takes back control during cutscenes
Mark: calls the marauder as a chump
Marauder: *Peace was never an option*
Changing Lures *goose slowly pulls a picture of a marauder onto the screen*
@Zackabo Coincidence boi?
And then the maradur died.
Marauder: death it is then
Also the Marauder: *(Dies while getting stuck)*
Mark: WHAT A SCRUB HAHAHAHAAA
26:12
Haiden: you can't just shoot a whole into the renter of mars
Slayer:*eyes glow* REAL SHIT!
Who's jaiden you talking about jaiden animation
@@thememan1387 I meant to say haiden
11:54 To answer your question, I think “Do Not Shoot” was a reference to a blood pattern decal in Doom 2016 SnapMaps
Is there SnapMaps in Eternal
@@flamingcat1101 NO
@@cheez3184 sooo bad OST and no SnapMap. GREAT game 😢
@@flamingcat1101 there is a photo mode
“Only scrubz would need to actually slow down time”
Jacksepticeye: *cries in Irish*
Sad Juh-shawn noise
I don't get it
@@darthsicariustenebris8284 It's Juh-Sean actually
@@heavenlyhavens Sean used the slow time thing
Mark: "only people who are scrubs need to slow down time"
Jack: yea slow time
I have to use it because I’m on console
Slow time is great for getting the precision hits. For everything else, not really.
@fly crap i finished nightmare. Only get the gold skins from beating ultra nightmare. However the skins you get from mastering weapons are still nice.
for me...chrono strike is just adding to the fun and chaos
chrono strike+meat hook=unending amounts of awesome....also, soaring through the air....locking on with the lock on burst rocket mod....and letting a group just eat it is so satisfying
I'm that scrub lol
"The Ion Catapult is designed to use only approved UAC ammunition."
*"I AM THE AMMUNITION."*
Somewhere in a parallel universe Mark Edward Doom would be playing DOOM Eternal right now
You misspelled Animal Crossing
@@copperspaghetti That's the other other prallel universe.
• Superhuman speed an strength
• Single handedly taking on a demon invasion
• Carries nine heavy weapons on his person at all times
• Able to survive in space
• Able to survive direct rocket blasts
• Able to survive a multi-story fall
But Mark draws the line at DoomGuy shooting himself out of a cannon 😂
Huh, true
Doomguy is the god emperor of mankind confirmed
@@michielkudova3887 who do you think the god emperor based his army of super soldiers off of? he saw doomguy and was like "i need me some of that" and then made the space marines
HypnoticRobot It’s amusing because not only may you be right. But the doom slayer himself maybe trapped in the warp somewhere. Waiting for someone to free him
I mean it is immersion breaking that you can die to a low-level demon's clawing but then turn around and survive getting shot out of a railgun through a wall xDDD
The entire video in one sentence:
“*i didn’t get to fire the gun*”
"Damn"
tbh mark hasn't been this petty in a while.
It was kinda off putting, he seemed to have a negative thing to say about everything.
@@erikbrenner5138 That's because the game had, up until that point, given you the tools to do everything. Movement is entirely under your control, what guns you fire, what type of power you bring to the table. You punch open gates and tear guts out of assholes. And then suddenly you can't move on elevators, you're basically just putting the controller down. Same with the awesome shoot-the-big-gun scenes, you're just watching. And that's a jarring disconnect from the rest of the game.
To be fair, he should have been able to fire The gun.
Elena lowkey sounds like she’s simping over the Doomslayer
Lol
Simp is AAVE and that's not what it neans
I mean I would and I'm straight
Some prefer the old, others prefer the new.
But deep down, we all know that..
*THE BFG 10000 IS FIRING*
Dr. Samuel=You Can't shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!
Doomguy/Slayer=haha Bfg 10000 Goes *BOOM*
T H E L O N G E R T H E I C O N O F S I N I S O N E A R T H T H E S T R O N G E R I T W I L L B E C O M E
"Warning! Slayer threat at maximum levels."
Doom Slayer: You assume I have limits?
Markiplier: **has a grandma with "Doom" as her last name**
*Coincidence? I think not!*
Im like 70% sure thats not how it works but ok
THE PROPHECY OF THE GREATEST DOOM PLAYER IS IN PROGRESS! (yes i made a slayer pun. deal with it.)
michael A.K.A ya boi thanks for ruining the joke
And his dad is canon
@@liptonicedtea2256 Your comment didn't even make sense lmao
I love how you can actually see physical damage on demons the more you shoot them; for being a fast-paced FPS, this game has an incredible attention to detail.
Ahh yes the “Doomloaf” I’ve heard tales of it before.
what does it do to demons?
i wanna try it
“There’s some dudes in need of being purged.”-Joseph Stalin, 1936
Did Stalin actually say that?
@@livingcorpse5664 nah, but action speak louder than words
More like Hitler 1939.
@@livingcorpse5664 of course not...?
Living Corpse probably
Markiplier: Yes, I'm one of the descendants of the DOOM. Also, Grandma made great meatloaf.
Demons: No it's not.
Mama Doom enters the room, then boss music plays.
"OOOOOOH YOU KILLED YOURSELF, OOOOOH YOU SCRUB."
--Markiplier 2020