"You really cracked the code, huh?" "I'm sorry honey, what did you say? I'm just a little distracted. That lamp... it looks kinda... I dunno. Something is just off about it." 🤔 Surf Wisely.
This is like the third greentext video I've seen, and already I have arrived at "okay I'm not watching any more of these." I am so thankful I wasn't yet online at the age where I was anything like this
Okay. I gotta say this. I have smelled death. Like, that nasty rotting smell. Aftermath of hurricanes can be real bad, y'all. One day, when I was working at dominos after high school, they brought in someone to clean out the grease trap. It's something that should be done way more often than places actually do it. Anyways, the dude cracked this thing open and released the worst smell I've ever experienced in my life. I could not stay in the building it was so bad. I actually sat in my car with no ac in 100+ degree humid ass summer because I couldn't handle it. Doesn't help that the smell lingered slightly in the background for a couple days afterwards. I never want to smell that again.
If he would have simply stood there stoic and looking at him, maintaining a grade above normal time for eye contact after saying thar, that probably would have gone pretty hard.
I was on /fit/ a long time ago and someone had reposted the chocolate man from chocolate land story and everybody thought it was really funny in a based way. Things are less cringe if you lean into it with confidence ala Chad style.
*Playlist for more 4Chan Greentext Stories:* th-cam.com/play/PLIM34RkqnVfWGEaUFemudSjCSPxfD39ua.html
"Considering joining a monastery."
Well, there is a backstory for the next cleric character.
Fake : anon cracks girl matrix
Gay : anon wants chad
Yeah, I know he’s talking too much for this to be real
@@bigman542 He says, "then i woke up."
@@MidnightDrake he was talking too much. I didn’t listen to the end.
Things to do:
The cousin.
I'm a weak man
Understandable
MF THAT'S YOUR *COUSIN!!!*
**Sweet Home Alabama intensifies**
Hehe hell yeah brother
I'm hoping to all hell they are not genetically related but that site is internet purgatory so who knows
Mf i don't care
SWEET HOOOME ALABAMA
"You really cracked the code, huh?"
"I'm sorry honey, what did you say? I'm just a little distracted. That lamp... it looks kinda... I dunno. Something is just off about it." 🤔
Surf Wisely.
AAAAAAAAH! I COMMENTED TOO SOON! 🤣
Surf Wisely.
@@dolst"You really cracked the code, huh."
"Sorry, what was that? I just realized I haven't seen my phone in... "
*wakes up in hospital bed*
0:48 Bro has a crusader's will, he's going to heaven, whatever it takes.
I thought you were referencing crusader kings for the incest joke
Most of these are unusually self aware
Rock hard rn
This is not 4chan, Anon.
We didn't need to know this
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Thanks for sharing
Lmao
>move to alabama
> profit
Reject 4chan, return to Ford Series 2 AU Falcon Forte
"What's the s stand for"😂
Stay based anon. Stay based.
This is like the third greentext video I've seen, and already I have arrived at "okay I'm not watching any more of these."
I am so thankful I wasn't yet online at the age where I was anything like this
Okay. I gotta say this.
I have smelled death. Like, that nasty rotting smell. Aftermath of hurricanes can be real bad, y'all.
One day, when I was working at dominos after high school, they brought in someone to clean out the grease trap. It's something that should be done way more often than places actually do it. Anyways, the dude cracked this thing open and released the worst smell I've ever experienced in my life. I could not stay in the building it was so bad. I actually sat in my car with no ac in 100+ degree humid ass summer because I couldn't handle it.
Doesn't help that the smell lingered slightly in the background for a couple days afterwards. I never want to smell that again.
What degree cousin if I may ask? 🤨
Probably no one knows except for the Anon and his weird cousin
the chocolate one wasn't that bad
If he would have simply stood there stoic and looking at him, maintaining a grade above normal time for eye contact after saying thar, that probably would have gone pretty hard.
I shook in cringe
Certified gem
Dude, Cousin is far enough, just give in already and have a good time, no one needs to know.
I was on /fit/ a long time ago and someone had reposted the chocolate man from chocolate land story and everybody thought it was really funny in a based way. Things are less cringe if you lean into it with confidence ala Chad style.
just do it anon
Join the monestary. You're not supposed to find your cousin hot
"Well, that's your op-"
NOOO. NO! Down. Bad human! Go to your room!
And then everyone clapped
Not with their hands ofc
Alabama cousin
first, watched the entire vid
king, thank you
@@Vanux4Chan gay af
People... Stop lusting over your cousin
God gives his strongest soldiers the hottest cousins
Too late, she's 4 months pregnant
@@frozenwrath1352 NOOOOOO
but I understand
1st one SHOULDVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
bro down horrendous
What the-
Down terrible
Why did I click the notification I'm
anon1 is being handed the bag ona silver platter yet hes scared.
seek help
oh naahhhh