I was in creative and was enchanting a bunch of netherite swords using an enchanting table just for shits and giggles and I decided fuck it why not add in one wooden sword. That wooden sword got sharpness 4, unbreaking 3, sweeping edge 3 and knockback 2. It was the only good enchant I got out of the entire thing.
@@veuilleznepasessayerdinter9199 yeah but. in the context of this comment and the video, they're singleplayer worlds. knockback still works on players though, if they're not very smart to run away
@@lleah2839 i know what a clip is lol, I was there- its just they posted it not even 10 mins after it happened which is fast, having to count in the uploading, getting the clip ect
@@lleah2839 also i have a whole ass playlist i created a few days ago collecting my favourite clips so I do know what a clip is lmao th-cam.com/play/PLg2KdcRDQqCe88eifIwLLChTRYwXeo_yH.html
@@ThaeeBae yo, you don’t have to be insecure by a single reply but there are so many of these comments on every single clip I see. A clip is supposed to be created and posted while it happens. There’s gonna be way ruder people in your life, learn to take criticism.
I love how if this was in multiplayer, you would be in full netherite, and you'll see a peasant with an enchanted wooden sword, and he would kill more enderman than you.
Every Kill He Gets Repairs His Life Force, Him I Think He Does Have Mending V, Every Time He Gets Exp (Such As Exp From Killing People) He Gets +5 To His Life Counter, (When It Reaches 0 He Will Die, Bassically He WILL Die If It Reaches 0) The Number On The Counter Is 69420000000000000
That kind of enderman farm is made to be able to one hit them. So you could literally punch them to death, but with sweeping edge you're able to kill just as good with any kind of sword
Legends say that the sword was enchanted using the soul and bark of an old spruce tree that had witnessed a thousand battles and had grown taller by drinking the spilled blood of the defeated warriors. The sun was just rising when this tree was chopped down, the las morning he saw was the first of the beast the tree was turned into, the Morning Wood
This reminds me of my "Twilight Sword" which was my first enchanted sword on survival. It wasn't heavily enchanted it just had I think knockback and fire aspect but I treasured that sword. Then I hid it in a hidden chest and when I lost the rest of my iron and most of my gear because the game wouldn't pause and I left it "paused" and when I returned I had died, I started using it and a diamond sword I made with the only two diamonds I ever found on that world... Then I lost the world. RIP Twilight Sword, you were a great iron sword.
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Damn, Phils Morning Wood is nothing to joke about.
🤔
Pray that you aren’t poked by Phil’s morning wood
cursed
DELET
C U R S E D
Ranboo wondering why Phil has his morning wood out be like:
XD
God damn take my fuckin like and leave
*Ranboo touches Phil's morning wood*
This is so cursed omfg
Oh my god
@@shouldi9283 NO WAIT-
Phil doesn’t want to touch his morning wood and everyone forced him to
I'm rage quitting youtube because of this comment and no other reason
lmfao
STOP IM WHEEZING
LMFAO
I just slammed my palm on my mouth when I read this comment so hard that it made a mark-
meanwhile me who can barely get a sharpness three netherite sword
Villager slavery is the ultimate solution
me who can barely get a diamond sword:
Just get villagers.
@@bobbywhite5319 my sword has every sword enchantment possible
@@justmiyalmao aren’t some enchantments incompatible on the same sword, like Smite and Bane of Arthopods?
A man unwilling to touch his Morning Wood... Is this the power of marriage?!
cursed comment
ew
It's accurate tho
Ayooo
The only sword known to man that can kill technoblade....
Impossible technoblade never dies
@@nashhobbies3464 only phil can kill the blade
The only sword forged FOR Technoblade, it lays in wait for its true master
@@vickie2462 forged in the fiery depths of hell waiting years for its destined master
this sounds like a movie intro
If she doesn’t play the craft…. She doesn’t get the… morning wood
AYOOOOOOOOOO
Oh God
Oh shit…
Dam
Damn bro thats going in my quote book
i have that exact same sword on a server my friends made, dude i one-shot my friend one time and he still hates me for it.
so you hit your friend with your morning wood and he dies. okay, just taking notes...
@@askdeterminataleandaus5670 understandable
He had a vietnam flashback when you hit him with that
EVIL- chan killed Friend with [Morning Wood]
u cant oneshot ppl with swords LMFAO cap
I was in creative and was enchanting a bunch of netherite swords using an enchanting table just for shits and giggles and I decided fuck it why not add in one wooden sword.
That wooden sword got sharpness 4, unbreaking 3, sweeping edge 3 and knockback 2. It was the only good enchant I got out of the entire thing.
That's funny, the wiki says wooden swords and netherite swords should have the same enchantability lol
But it has knockback 2
@@veuilleznepasessayerdinter9199 knockback can be useful, esp in 1.9 combat (knock the zombies back for the cooldown)
@@sonicSnap But with players its the worse. Knockback 2 just push them away on few hearts
@@veuilleznepasessayerdinter9199 yeah but. in the context of this comment and the video, they're singleplayer worlds. knockback still works on players though, if they're not very smart to run away
Hes still streaming man, how did you- HE DIDNT EVEN END YET?
I stg I know these commenters are a joke but learn what a clip is
@@lleah2839 i know what a clip is lol, I was there- its just they posted it not even 10 mins after it happened which is fast, having to count in the uploading, getting the clip ect
@@lleah2839 also i have a whole ass playlist i created a few days ago collecting my favourite clips so I do know what a clip is lmao
th-cam.com/play/PLg2KdcRDQqCe88eifIwLLChTRYwXeo_yH.html
@@ThaeeBae yo, you don’t have to be insecure by a single reply but there are so many of these comments on every single clip I see. A clip is supposed to be created and posted while it happens. There’s gonna be way ruder people in your life, learn to take criticism.
@@lleah2839 nono dw, im not insecure about your reply and I do take critism, I get these comments lol I was just shocked how fast this person is
Netherite sword: i am the best sword
Morning wood: ok
that sword sucks
@@justmiyalmaoJust Like a morning wood at a sleepover
@@gaolioblivion2150 bro
@@gaolioblivion2150 LMAO
@@justmiyalmao cats are lazy
ranboo's been real quiet since he's seen philza kill this many of his kind..
I love how if this was in multiplayer, you would be in full netherite, and you'll see a peasant with an enchanted wooden sword, and he would kill more enderman than you.
Ah yes, my favorite Dream Team member, *Philza Minecraft*
iron is technically the strongest material in Minecraft
@@justmiyalmao did bedrock just never enter your mind
@@DarkAngel1117_ They mean in irl terms
@@SwizzleDrizzl oh lol ok
@@SwizzleDrizzl
but he said in minecraft
Alternate title: "Philza penetrates endermen with 'morning wood' "
Well your not wrong
...this is so cursed but I have been laughing for 23 mins-
I'm now waiting for fanart
🧍♂️
That's Philza's wood?
Should we congratulate or pray for Momza
Bruh these cursed comments in this place... Take my like and delete this
Wtf did I just read
probably congratulate Mumza. She got the strongest amongst the strong
delete this please for phil's sake please
@@ninadsalunkhe2122 i could
But then people wouldn't suffer and what is the fun in that?
i was in stream (still am) and when phil did this i-
my head hurt after because
the sword was so strong .,.
Does a vanilla dia sword damage without fire aspect and vanilla netherite damage with fire aspect
@@skrrtskrrt7597 ?
@@skrrtskrrt7597 do you require medical assistance
@@skrrtskrrt7597 bruh
philza's morning wood was too strong
When u find a sword stronger then the pig sword
I created a sword the wooden swords origin A log but i realized if i put it its over so i turned it to a stick
Enchanting table: am I a joke to you?
This raises a question is the Smite V equivalent called Mourning Wood?
YES JUST YES
"I think it's also got mending so it like never f***ing dies."
*Technoblade: Shivers*
The only sword forged for Technoblade , forged in the fiery depths of hell waiting years for its destined master .
Could Techno have the mending enchantment? Is that the reason why he never dies?
Because of phils morning wood?
Omg... That's just- I mean he is known as The Blade and swords can be enchanted, so maybe he is enchanted lol
Every Kill He Gets Repairs His Life Force, Him I Think He Does Have Mending V, Every Time He Gets Exp (Such As Exp From Killing People) He Gets +5 To His Life Counter, (When It Reaches 0 He Will Die, Bassically He WILL Die If It Reaches 0) The Number On The Counter Is 69420000000000000
No wait, I think you're up to something here
@@TheOddsoxxgirl Are you joking it obviously tore through the fabric of our reality a long time ago and is number we can't comprehend
Me telling my mom i cant use the woodden scissors.
My mom when she uses the wood scissors: 1:28
That kind of enderman farm is made to be able to one hit them. So you could literally punch them to death, but with sweeping edge you're able to kill just as good with any kind of sword
Bruh...
looting 3
it has 7 damage, it's a wooden sword, that shit is just absurd
Villagers trading is the only way to get a overpowered sword like that .
Me:Laughs in creative
I love the fact that Phil’s netherite sword is called Benehime, BLEACH!
Yeah i smiled lmao
Everyone gangsta till he uses bankai and a woman in red appears behind him
@@jsap1070 TRUEEEE
I think philza activated his bankai
imagine the pain a certain memory boy felt watching this
Dadza using this morning wood to conquer enderman😂
Legends say that the sword was enchanted using the soul and bark of an old spruce tree that had witnessed a thousand battles and had grown taller by drinking the spilled blood of the defeated warriors. The sun was just rising when this tree was chopped down, the las morning he saw was the first of the beast the tree was turned into, the Morning Wood
@@greyshadow37 Ty, I just tought of some small lore for it.
Endermen destroyed by Phil's morning wood
Technoblade seeing the sword: it was at this moment that he knew he freaked up lmao
If your morning wood has been there for about a year you might wanna call a doctor
How does it not hurt to sustain a morning wood for so long?
I could never imagine a wooden sword doing a 7 attack damage
That knockback was triggering me so hard
When Phil's morning wood can kill endermen and yours acn barely go over 3 inches
ew wtf is this
The Legend Says The Sword Is Made From The Same Tree From Which The Elder Wand Was Made
Only HarryPotter Fans Can UnderStand
If philza was in dreams manhunt vids with his morning wood dream wood be dead
phil doesnt want to touch his morning wood
nothing to see here just dadza using his morning wood on some black men
Umm
Uhhhhhhh
Damn, couldn't word it any worst.
@@renewalacumen1770 philza wakes up and beats black men in a chamber with his morning wood
@@duckymclucky2562 Did you wake up and just choose violence?
Ph1Lza overpowers ebony enderman with morning wood
*Ph intro plays*
LMAOOOO
This reminded me of my fully enchanted golden sword i named it golden experience
This reminds me of my old bow called "golden shower" (it was a golden bow, that had strong enchants, and you could basically use it as a minigun)
Crossbow named penetration
Iron shovel called "comically large spoon"
This reminds me of my "Twilight Sword" which was my first enchanted sword on survival. It wasn't heavily enchanted it just had I think knockback and fire aspect but I treasured that sword. Then I hid it in a hidden chest and when I lost the rest of my iron and most of my gear because the game wouldn't pause and I left it "paused" and when I returned I had died, I started using it and a diamond sword I made with the only two diamonds I ever found on that world... Then I lost the world. RIP Twilight Sword, you were a great iron sword.
So, we are saying that the sword that can split the world in two is real?
(just rewatched the scu again)
Ah, the Slimecicle Cinematic Universe.
ultimate wood sword
vs technoblade
Someone please make a 1 hour looped video of Philza killing endermen with morning wood
Ranboo is shaking over here
My friend once gave me a wooden sword named “morning wood”, and i asked.. *”whats morning wood?”*
Were your parents nearby?
That sword is flipping insane who knew a wooden sword could be stronger than a netherite sword
it may be a wooden sword but any morning wood is as hard as steel
@@gaolioblivion2150 once it hardens
You love to see phil playing around with his morning wood. So wholesome
"I don't want to touch it anymore"
The screams of the End fill the air as the Morning Wood takes in their essence to sustain itself.
It craves death.
His Netherite Sword is Benihime
Benihime is based on Kisuke Urahara's Shikai/Zanpakuto
(Anime: Bleach)
Edit: Yes Philza's Skin is based on that guy
Enchanting Table: Hello, human, what enchantments would you like on this Wooden Sword called "Morning Wood"?
Phil: *_Yes_*
Dude it just happened
1 year long morning wood, that isn't healthy
imagine if it was a netherite sword tho...
god no
i have one
That sword will one-shot techno
@@theforbiddenpotato8032 no
@@theforbiddenpotato8032 Technoblade never dies!
THATS HIS WOODEN SPOON/WOODEN BELT..
10 weapons that banned from wars for being to brutal:
The only sword know to kill even an original
Godza does not ex...
phil if you read this WHY DID YOU NAME YOUR SWORD MORNING WOOD WHY
That is the joke. It's BIIIIIIIG
@@gaolioblivion2150 Lol
When I saw mourning wood I instantly thought of terraria
As a fellow particle, it even hurt my eyes when I saw the endermen get killed, *what has my life come to*
i never though i would be scared of a wooden sword
Legend says that scientists are still recovering on the enderman loss
The hardest sword ever made
aa stop with these comments
lmaoooooooo
I just realized that one of his swords is "Benihime" and that's Kisuke Urahara's Zanpakuto.
God, I'm a nerd
It doesn't feel right to me that a WOOD! sword can do that!
DO NOT SAY PHILZA IS IN THE DREAM TEAM THAT IS DISRESPECTFUL
dududud udu udud1
why he touching his morning wood
To calm it down
pog
plot twist: all of a sudden his mending goes away and it breaks.
Legend has it that Momza is the only one who can use Dadza's Morning wood aside from Dadza....
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that a wooden sword with sharpness and fire aspect is used to chop trees
Alternative title: Chat begs philza use his morning wood.
Everytime I hear an enderman die, it sounds like its saying "oh wow"
just looking at some of the comments here makes me wish that i never learned english
Suddenly I wish I was Jared, 19
Phil stop swinging your morning wood
When u realise it's only as same powerful as wood axe unenchanted
Attack damage
Same as diamond sword if u remove fire aspect
The only sword you can say “known to man” and not have people call you sexist
Only one can wield a blade that powerful, Tom.
phil should make a museum for his "ancient" items
People who play Terraria: sooo like the tree?
Wait till Ranboo sees this...
Avengers thought they needed heroes to beat Thanos, yeah right, they needed this sword
Damn, Phil’s morning is nothing to joke about
He does 7 attack damage like an Not enchanted Diamond sword or Wooden axe lmao
@Kadyrov Kakhramon lmao
philza's morning wood is so strong that a dragon couldn't even take it down
Phill casually wielding his morning wood on stream per request
How philza is so stacked up broo
The only weapon that stands a threat to Ranboo once he unlocks the ability to teleport on the DreamSMP
Phil with morning wood scares me
It's all fun and games until Philza puts his Morning Wood inside of you
Legend say the man is still on killing spree with that sword
The only sword ever known to possibly kill the BLADE and the DREAM
Ranboo is now typing
I was here for this stream, its power is too immense
Other names for the sword:
-Splinter
-Toe Stub
-The Great Stick
-Excali-Birch
Technoblade in pvp 100/120 Clownpeirce 10000000000000/120
Imagine pushing enemy and giving him time to eat food