WORST Voice Acting in a Video Game - Michigan: Report from Heck 1

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  • @chadschmaltz9790
    @chadschmaltz9790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4441

    "Imagine how creepy this would be if it was executed well!"
    That's a quote for the back of the box.

    • @sageofsquirrels111
      @sageofsquirrels111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Imagine how good this game would be - if it was actually good.

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      1000th like

    • @ferr.4106
      @ferr.4106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shy Shinoda i think thats what happens with most bad games

    • @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
      @snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ChristopherStrider At least Dead Rising does the horror/camera gameplay MUCH better.

    • @Nowolf
      @Nowolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ChristopherStrider development hell is, like, the opposite of being rushed. but with this, who knows.

  • @shelby2901
    @shelby2901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2380

    “look out Ann, a spider!” *proceeds to break every bone in Ann’s body*

    • @aryniris
      @aryniris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      this is why no one trusts spiders

    • @genderlesstoast6633
      @genderlesstoast6633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Haven't seen the whole video yet but I laughed so hard

    • @Rigatony32
      @Rigatony32 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Spider kiss!!

    • @rugxulo
      @rugxulo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Rigatony32 Kiss ... OF DEATH!!! *Dokken intensifies*

    • @shelby2901
      @shelby2901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tony Schafer spider RAM

  • @Howling-Heretic
    @Howling-Heretic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3206

    From someone who lives in Michigan: nothing ever happens here, so a game based around news for here CANNOT be good

    • @jesseroberts6339
      @jesseroberts6339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Astranomicall also can confirm as another Michigander

    • @XDHX100
      @XDHX100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      The scariest thing to happen in actual Hell, Michigan is the ice cream store closing early.

    • @ProXYOneCreations
      @ProXYOneCreations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, Michigan here as well

    • @xinf3ctdx
      @xinf3ctdx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@XDHX100 Lmao. Actual Hell, Michigan. Implying that hell is not only real, but is also actually located in Michigan.

    • @DerekBarns
      @DerekBarns 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Uh, the cherry pies are good, I guess

  • @WabbyDoo
    @WabbyDoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1726

    >turns up volume to hear game voice acting
    >arin and dan laugh
    >ear drums explode
    >house collapses

    • @sadie_cat
      @sadie_cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Babies cry and birds fly away

    • @OxelOttleRottle
      @OxelOttleRottle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@sadie_cat Dogs whimper heavily
      Tornados insue

    • @KecloJaxyn
      @KecloJaxyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      >Wife leaves

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DddddAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIITTTTTTttttt

    • @worldkitemuseum
      @worldkitemuseum ปีที่แล้ว +12

      >it’s snowing on Mt. Fuji

  • @bobdrantz
    @bobdrantz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2372

    "The fruit is starting to rot."
    The bananas has gone bad!

    • @daikyosenshi
      @daikyosenshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      what could i have done differently?!?!?!

    • @theaegis5795
      @theaegis5795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I RAISED THOSE BANANAS WITH MY OWN TWO FFFFFEET!!!

    • @butter6442
      @butter6442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Banana cake?

    • @ms_vi12
      @ms_vi12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The Aegis AND YOU’RE TELLIN ME THEY HAS GONE BAD?!

    • @theaegis5795
      @theaegis5795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Ahhh this community is such a mixed bag. and luckily these were the good nuts

  • @danem2215
    @danem2215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1414

    "Reporters move of their own free will"
    "Markers show the predetermined points where reporters will move to"

    • @LeviathanLP
      @LeviathanLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      just like real life

    • @resabstracta2556
      @resabstracta2556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@LeviathanLP found the philosopher

    • @williamfalls
      @williamfalls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "Oh, I better check on someone downstairs!"
      *stands in place waiting for someone with a camera to film me take five steps, then stand in place again to wait for a prompt from the camera man, then walks to basement door and wait for permission to open, then waits for camera man to go first with the right angle before going down the steps, only to wait again... Then finally after a few more steps, finds a concussed man playing a piano*
      "Nailed it."

    • @Jean-Luc_Renard
      @Jean-Luc_Renard 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Please don't

  • @Altamyr
    @Altamyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    This game was voice acted by the best accountants not out for lunch at the time money could buy.

    • @OhNoBohNo
      @OhNoBohNo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The best money could reasonably rent

    • @perseusbelle
      @perseusbelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still better then breath of the wild

    • @brendananderson9102
      @brendananderson9102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sounds like this is running on an emulator.

  • @DeadBird42
    @DeadBird42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    "Are you ramming correctly?"
    Ann proceeds to fly at 100 mph straight to the ground, immediately dying on impact.

  • @paulgibbon5991
    @paulgibbon5991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1444

    Everyone in this game sounds like a talking doll when the batteries start to fail.

    • @wolfrayne8355
      @wolfrayne8355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      accurate.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'll take your word for it, I can't hear the people in the game at all.

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is so true!! 😂

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@FrenkTheJoy thats a bummer cuz its hilarious how much they suck.

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mm-han-sturrrr!!!

  • @volchnok179
    @volchnok179 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1737

    “E is for Erotic points”
    Me: Ha, that’s really funny Ben.
    Dan: “Ohh E is for Erotic points”
    Me: Wait, BEN DIDN’T EDIT THAT IN?!

    • @horseluver4ever623
      @horseluver4ever623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@kawaii33366 Or when the game is so tailored to the GG humor we know and love.

    • @trumangraham2602
      @trumangraham2602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I was looking away and thought Dan was doing a bit. Then I looked back and saw that's what it actually said.

  • @nighthorizon11
    @nighthorizon11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2112

    I like the spooky opening, it flashed words like *SCOOP* and *EROTICISM*

    • @LnPPersonified
      @LnPPersonified 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      And *MIST.* Very important, apparently.

    • @acidalix
      @acidalix 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      IMMORAL

    • @Catloaf189
      @Catloaf189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      and CHICAGO

    • @wailshark
      @wailshark 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      The only game for my icecream fetish.

    • @nighthorizon11
      @nighthorizon11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pokerface did you see the way the camera shook around the lamp? Oooohh spooky

  • @jsan2548
    @jsan2548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1104

    Detroit, Michigan: Become Report from Human Hell

    • @sleepCircle
      @sleepCircle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Detroid, Michigan, Become Report from Human Fall Flat Hell

    • @qrrbrbirbel2
      @qrrbrbirbel2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      "Hello everyone my name is Pamela Martel, the android sent by ZaKaTV... "

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I AM IN HU-MAN HELL, REPENTING FOR MY HU-MAN SINS, BECAUSE I AM A NORMAL HU-MAN.

    • @customarymagic
      @customarymagic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one else can like this comment
      It's perfect rn

    • @bromaster4136
      @bromaster4136 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why is every game or movie based in Michigan always in Detroit

  • @PamGabriel
    @PamGabriel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    "Hi Pamela can you give me the time of day?" is how I always imagined Dan and I would start our friendship.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Lol I got to admit that it sounds like a good ice breaker if done pointing to one's wrist.

    • @lordboonga7089
      @lordboonga7089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Tell Dan I'm wearing the blue game grumps glasses and then wait exactly one day and then rub arins right cheek and whisper my name, then once they inevitabley ask what your talking about change the subject to something else

    • @vilma8369
      @vilma8369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lordboonga7089 s

    • @mrvaporiz
      @mrvaporiz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I loved your voice acting in this game
      Please give me the time of day

    • @johnr4836
      @johnr4836 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh my god

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Pamela, the love of Brisco's life: *dies*
    Brisco: "Gee!"

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "Can you imagine how creepy this would be if it were well executed?" is probably the nicest thing you could say about this game.

  • @nicholasfox1791
    @nicholasfox1791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3014

    "Let's play a game known for it's bad voice acting"
    "Dope!"
    "Should we bump the game volume up higher so people can enjoy that with us?"
    "Nah!"

    • @hexkirn
      @hexkirn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +388

      "Should we increase our own volume to sound even louder?"
      "Heck Yeah!"

    • @Sharkofspace
      @Sharkofspace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Sorry, no feedback allowed unless it's positive, thanks :)

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Sharkofspace Constructive Criticism is outlawed

    • @ollie7070
      @ollie7070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sharkofspace Freedom of speech?

    • @Sharkofspace
      @Sharkofspace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@ollie7070 ????????????

  • @absentzz347
    @absentzz347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    "Someone's in trouble in the Center Building! We have to hurry!"
    *Casually saunters to the elevator*
    *spends fifteen minutes talking to Brisco*

  • @hatjousuke
    @hatjousuke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Description: The Game Grumps tackle news reporting
    Video: The Game Grumps tackle news reporters

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    "Reporters act of their own free will."
    Corporations: No.

    • @bionicdragon5
      @bionicdragon5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah, that's fake news.

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@bionicdragon5 The point is that all mainstream media is fake news because it's all bought and paid for to serve whatever political agenda the corporation that owns it has. You can find videos of literally hundreds of "news" stations all around the country using the exact same script for the exact same stories. They're fed scripts by the corporations that own them and don't report the OBJECTIVE news, they only report things in a way that serves their corporation's political agenda.

    • @jb_lofi
      @jb_lofi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@L33PL4Y M-m-m-manufacturing Conseeeent.

    • @Andrew-fi1sd
      @Andrew-fi1sd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@L33PL4Y I mean that's not entirely accurate. They still report actual things that happen but then can skew them in one direction or another. Most mainstream media outlets, contrary to popular belief, don't just make things up out of thin air. They either omit, or manipulate already existing information which IS true.

    • @L33PL4Y
      @L33PL4Y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Andrew-fi1sd You misunderstand. I'm not saying they make things up. I'm saying they will distort the truth to fit whatever political agenda they have. You're getting propaganda built from what started as a kernel of truth.

  • @JimbinoVal
    @JimbinoVal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    23:39 Arin quietly giggling and zooming in on Brisco's blank expression killed me

  • @SavaanahTrick
    @SavaanahTrick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    13:57
    Neil Breen: I cant believe you got eaten by a leech leg monster, how could you have done this, how could you get eaten by a leech leg monster?

    • @sadie_cat
      @sadie_cat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This game's direction vs Neil Breen's direction

    • @1invaderzim229
      @1invaderzim229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Cant help you outta this one Pamela

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I can’t believe you committed soup outside 😐

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@Lucifersfursonathat scene always gets me its so fucking funny

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@blakewhite3131I first saw it while I was actively SI and it remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    Mom can I get fatal frame
    Mom: we have Fatal Frame at home
    Fatal frame at home:

    • @glitchygutz
      @glitchygutz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Quinn Zyker Fatal Frame except you wrestled the camera off a raccoon in the dumpster behind a Walmart. And it’s a cheap plastic barbie camera.

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      glitchy gutz yes!

  • @wiggl3s_821
    @wiggl3s_821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    *Pamela brings up a slug like monstrosity covered in blood*
    Arin: "Oh it's her child. Name it!"
    Dan: "Mazel tov!"
    Guys i just choked on my pepsi, thanks alot.

    • @hyphen8d725
      @hyphen8d725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Your Pepsiman?

    • @theaegis5795
      @theaegis5795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hyphen8d725 PEPSIMAAAN!

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah now everything’s on fire 😑

    • @theaegis5795
      @theaegis5795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Leisure PEPSIMAAAN!!!

    • @agiar2000
      @agiar2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Can you imagine how creepy this would be if this were well executed?!" XD

  • @canigohome2896
    @canigohome2896 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Petition for game grumps to continue this 4 years later

  • @haachamachama7
    @haachamachama7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    12:04 I love how they both did the same joke at the same time and didn't even acknowledge it XD

  • @rachelking5233
    @rachelking5233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "RAM HER ARIN!!"
    Alright Dan, take it easy.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wild Arin approaches Suzy
      wild Arin starts shaking.

  • @classyglasie3504
    @classyglasie3504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    This is a game called Michigan: Report from Hell and it doesn't take place in Hell Michigan or Michigan at all?!?1?! I'm sad

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      IIRC the Japanese devs were confused as to where Chicago was. They legit thought it was in Michigan. XD

    • @louis8487
      @louis8487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@planescaped Considering how much shit we Americans get wrong about geography don't know if we can really complain

    • @aleksfakename7105
      @aleksfakename7105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      My bets were on "Illinois: Report From Hell" had less of a ring to it but it was too late to change the city lmao

    • @Troubadour313
      @Troubadour313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I guess Chicago being on Lake Michigan was confusing for them.

    • @jb_lofi
      @jb_lofi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@tricksfollies9549 Yeah pretty sure Google existed when this game was being developed. I know an American who set his internet fiction story in Japan and researched the precise times of major trains at key stations around the city. Before Google.
      He had a budget of $0 and some bagels for this research.

  • @romenempyre2856
    @romenempyre2856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +759

    Dan: Was there anything you could do to save her?
    Arin: I don't think so.
    *Flashback to the tutorial mentioning if you press Triangle you can save someone by putting the camera down. Cut to the assessment of how that level ended and they got an Immorality score of 102.*
    .... Nope. Nothing they could've done....

    • @nazekaj
      @nazekaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      My exact thoughts. I love watching Grumps. but so many times I've just spent episodes shouting to myself how the mechanic they just explain was the solution to the problem.

    • @GradnLordTad
      @GradnLordTad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      @@nazekaj I think they were expecting a Triangle call out like there was for the tutorial.

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I think the problem came from the tutorial actually giving them an on screen button prompt, as that kind of implies that you'll always get one in that situation, which is probably why they assumed they couldn't do anything. I was kind of confused about it myself, although I would've tried hitting triangle anyways, just to be on the safe side.

    • @deathwish-fs1ib
      @deathwish-fs1ib 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      You can't actually save the first reporter.

    • @xavierimhere6359
      @xavierimhere6359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      RomeN eMpyre Pamela sucks so

  • @DeAdiLLuSioNz
    @DeAdiLLuSioNz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Plot twist: you’re just a sentient camera

    • @ferr.4106
      @ferr.4106 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      robot!!!!

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Michigan: Report from Hell, starring Cambot from Mystery Science Theater 3000.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, a C meant Camera

    • @avacatherine5646
      @avacatherine5646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      To be fair, Tom Servo and Crow would be watching this and riffing on it too.

    • @shannonfick788
      @shannonfick788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s why you can’t open doors!!!!

  • @MissSkittles89
    @MissSkittles89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    "Japan is part of Europe... Basically."
    - Danny Sexbang, 2019

    • @judaiyuki5597
      @judaiyuki5597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i had to find this lol

    • @dragonhugger16
      @dragonhugger16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "Chicago is part of Michigan... Basically."- Michigan: Report From Hell

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wanna so make a Jersey is part of New York, basically." joke for Dan because of that.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Tenoki yes

    • @grungegoddess7058
      @grungegoddess7058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@dragonhugger16 bro 10/10 reply xD

  • @SonicFan11403
    @SonicFan11403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "You've got to ram Ann to save her!"
    "WATCH OUT ANN, A SPIDER!!!!" -tackles with the strength of 100 football players and Ann just fucKING DIES-

  • @cbm3
    @cbm3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    Serious question: does this game actually take place in Chicago or did the devs really think Chicago was in Michigan?

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I mean i'm guessing the whole "Michigan" thing in the title is for lake michigan but then again if the game is about lake michigan then why is it centered in Illinois the state with the second smallest portion of the lake in it? 😂😂

    • @wiggl3s_821
      @wiggl3s_821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      And why the fuck would you call a game Michigan if it was in Illinois? I have so many questions my head is about to explode. Jesus christ.

    • @samcalvo8252
      @samcalvo8252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dude it's like the same thing

    • @rugxulo
      @rugxulo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wiggl3s_821 10:47 Question answered!

    • @ultimator1000
      @ultimator1000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought it was going to take place in Hell, Michigan and now I’m disappointed.

  • @Geospasmic
    @Geospasmic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    23:47 "Are you sure, 'cause before she died she was like, what the hell is that". It's a wonderful sentence because it conjures up so many crazy images.

  • @dogac_
    @dogac_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You know how when they first ran, the game lagged like crazy? The same thing happens to the audio but constantly. That's why the voice actors constantly sound like they are sedated, it's slowed down.

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That would suck for the VAs, to be in a game that makes them sound like audio molasses lives in their esophagus

  • @Auntique
    @Auntique 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    You're in your bed, and you hear a floorboard creak outside your room... The door slowly opens, and you hear a voice whisper hoarsely:
    *"Wake up, it's time for a scoop."*

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Arin: Ice Cream?

  • @larkandmallow
    @larkandmallow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    When they rammed into Ann I literally lost my shit laughing that was the most useless suspense I’ve ever seen in a video game. I’m so glad they played this - it’s art in a way.
    Arin and Dan are such a good comedy team and every video they do is a blessing honestly. Especially when they play a game like this and react to it.

  • @UmamaGoblin
    @UmamaGoblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    The tradition of terrible “horror” games continues and it’s great

  • @elric6
    @elric6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    "You hear that?"
    Not really with the game's volume being as low as it is.

    • @checkpoint3441
      @checkpoint3441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      elric6 after seven years of people making this comment they still do nothing about the game audio

    • @shaddowsdieout
      @shaddowsdieout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Not that I agree, but it's probably because their commentary is more valuable in their eyes. The jokes would be funnier if we could hear what they were making fun of

    • @weavery4292
      @weavery4292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@shaddowsdieout you'd think that if they make a point of mentioning the awful voices acting they's make it audible

    • @filmfangirls9163
      @filmfangirls9163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I hear it just fine. Sounds like some people have no issues and some do. But since some of us hear just fine i wouldnt blame the grumps.

    • @Gnurklesquimp
      @Gnurklesquimp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@filmfangirls9163 It's really not subtle, good audio balancing isn't about technically being able to hear 90% of what's going on

  • @TOrvash
    @TOrvash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "I am showing human emotions! Unlike what a zognoid would portray!!"

    • @jacobwilson7754
      @jacobwilson7754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "But no human would use words like 'showing' with their -er, OUR- superior vocabulary! They -er, WE- have a vocabulary far exceeding that of a zognoid."
      "I mean... What's a zognoid? I, a human, have never heard such a term with my chemokinetic auditory receptors!"

  • @kefka989
    @kefka989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Arin: "Why does the camera keep focusing on her butt?"
    "BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT GETS RATINGS, ARIN!!"

  • @nathanrailsback9667
    @nathanrailsback9667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    When I first read "E is for Erotic Points", I thought Ben was doing another silly edit. Then it turned out to be real.

    • @TheHolySemiColon
      @TheHolySemiColon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If you spend the entire game taking upskirt shots of the reporter you get a different ending.

  • @CPTNSL0
    @CPTNSL0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    This is exactly what living in Michigan is like.
    Source: Am from Michigan.

    • @xochi98
      @xochi98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CPTNSL0 they don’t even set the game in Michigan, it’s all in Chicago

    • @spindalis79
      @spindalis79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      However this takes place in Chicago, Cook County, IL.

    • @Vae_Vae0116
      @Vae_Vae0116 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CPTNSL0 aww same bro

    • @TheBonkleFox
      @TheBonkleFox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean, there is a city called "Hell" here. woulda been funny if it took place there but oh well.

    • @geckyoskitz
      @geckyoskitz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How's Chicago because the game producers didn't know America well and placed Chicago in Michigan?

  • @black_platypus
    @black_platypus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "...And that's why we turn down the volume to where it's barely audible"

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    *They said* _"press 🔺 triangle to stop a scoop and help"._ *I wonder if Ann could have been saved.*

  • @ROldford
    @ROldford 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Oh it's water" has real "Today is football" energy.

  • @ashethevoid
    @ashethevoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The voice acting on this game is like if everyone is inadvertently attempting to make double entendres, but nothing is actually a double entendre.
    *I’m /borrowing/ the new guy!*

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Then you find out Pammy told that to her bf, for an added bit of entendre. (Which itself seems like an odd term as double entendre means double hearing)

  • @TwoPolarCat
    @TwoPolarCat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Love how Dan, no matter how many times he does it, never learns to plan his Postmates deliveries around the episodes properly

    • @spritestuff
      @spritestuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He discovered ages ago that we dont give a shit so he doesnt either

  • @Maxx_XIII
    @Maxx_XIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Worst voice acting ever?
    House of the Dead 2: "Hold my beer."

    • @perryb.2732
      @perryb.2732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Suffer like G diiiiiiiiiid

    • @dominolexington9435
      @dominolexington9435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Resident Evil: Hold my Jill sandwhich.

    • @Sheamuscz
      @Sheamuscz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Red Maxx XIII "please be safe g."

    • @JeedyJay
      @JeedyJay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *LOYF CYCLE*

    • @Maxx_XIII
      @Maxx_XIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@perryb.2732 "We're meeting G... over THERE..."

  • @haydenwallis6708
    @haydenwallis6708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    All things considered, I think Brisco's voice actor was genuinely putting his all into this role. He probably didn't have much experience, but it's at least mediocre rather than awful.

    • @eaglewarrior21
      @eaglewarrior21 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ddddaaaaammmitt!

    • @blakewhite3131
      @blakewhite3131 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The drunk piano scene is a treasure and i thank his voice actor for their incredible service

  • @kylerecker9178
    @kylerecker9178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Speaking as someone from Michigan, I can confirm this is just how we talk.

  • @blacksiopao
    @blacksiopao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    all these years I just realized Pamela Martell and Ann Anderson's names were from Pamela Anderson and Annie Martell

    • @ShelCorporation
      @ShelCorporation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      blacksiopao All these years? You knew about this game before today?

    • @blacksiopao
      @blacksiopao 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ShelCorporation i owned it

    • @ShelCorporation
      @ShelCorporation 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      blacksiopao I don’t use the word hero often, but you sir are the greatest hero in American history

  • @QuincyKane
    @QuincyKane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I'd be down for seeing more of this, but maybe turn up the game play volume a little so we can better appreciate these tremendously emotional vocal performances.

  • @xXbakacoconutXx
    @xXbakacoconutXx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    When Brisco said that "Damnit!" I thought it sounded like Dan too lol

  • @TheStudnut
    @TheStudnut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "i'm not the one... who's so far away". Arin Hanson is a national treasure and no one can convince me otherwise.

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let me try:
      *International treasure

  • @SigmaSyndicate
    @SigmaSyndicate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Fun Fact: This game was planned by Suda51, the guy behind Killer 7, Lollipop Chainsaw, and No More Heroes. To my knowledge, this is the only game he has made where you aren't a contract assassin.

  • @Zephyr_Zeitgeist
    @Zephyr_Zeitgeist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "What a guy!"
    "Makes you cry..."
    "Und I did."

  • @finalunusedname
    @finalunusedname 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Arin: Do you wanna do another episode of this?
    Dan "I'm into it!" Avidan: I'm not sure...
    Wow.

  • @kattitudeORIGINAL
    @kattitudeORIGINAL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ah. From Hell, Michigan. Yes, we really have the city of Hell here. Yes, Hell freezes over in winter.

    • @Karmakamilia
      @Karmakamilia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And sometimes summer, whenever it feels like it really.

  • @DevHyatt
    @DevHyatt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    When I emulated this game years ago, everyone was talking like that as well. As it turns out I was able to change some settings on the emulator itself to make the dialogue come out at what I assume was real-time.

  • @nersh46137
    @nersh46137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    The slow speaking makes me think entirely of “wrestle with Jimmy”

  • @watersomic
    @watersomic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    To anyone who hasn't played or watched this game before...
    You're in for a real treat.

  • @jfmangano
    @jfmangano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Jean-Paul Sartre: "Hell is other people."
    Also Sartre, after theoretically viewing this episode: "I take it back: this game is worse."

    • @CocoForBird
      @CocoForBird 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, people made this game, so his original statement still holds up.

  • @Emoore4207
    @Emoore4207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I'm really enjoying the longer episodes! Thanks, you guys!

  • @lepsychokaybird
    @lepsychokaybird 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "RAM HER ARIN!" And she just collapses to the floor. I'm in tears!!! XD

  • @TheDarkLord791
    @TheDarkLord791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Brisco gave some feeling to his lines it just seemed like his direction was off, but as soon as Pamela started talking I thought "Oh this is gonna be gooood."

  • @wadeyhyena1657
    @wadeyhyena1657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Why does the sound guy sound like Sonic?
    *Sonic: "Too slow Bro!"*

  • @006Cronos
    @006Cronos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    PLEASE play this one in its entirety. Oh my goodness this is fantastic!!!

  • @hannahhill7478
    @hannahhill7478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    “Could you go? COULD YOU GO?” Immediately made me think of “COULD YOU COME. COULD YOU COME PLEASE.”

  • @b3nry47
    @b3nry47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    At 14:48
    Dan: Was there anything you could've done to save her
    Arin: No
    Me: goes back to 9:52

  • @samportillo7635
    @samportillo7635 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Dan: "Is this thispresonsfirsttimespeakingengliiiissh...?" Lol love you Dan

  • @tubeular5738
    @tubeular5738 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    *"Story changes depending on your morality"*
    David cage you mad man

    • @laptopguy205
      @laptopguy205 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zero punctuation reference ahoy

    • @13576bard
      @13576bard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      David cage you've done it again!

    • @sluttyskeleton
      @sluttyskeleton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't quite see how the story changes when you can't really do anything

  • @cameronjadewallace
    @cameronjadewallace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    20:20 Ann: We're going down
    Me: *chuckles and waits*
    Arin and Dan: *distracted talking and laughter*
    Ann: Get in!
    Me: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Don't worry boys, I got you.

  • @GoblinKing123321
    @GoblinKing123321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    This makes me miss the deadly premonition series that they didn't finish.

    • @Spiderwolfer
      @Spiderwolfer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ethan Sherrod Yeah I’m getting serious Deadly Premonition vibes from this.

  • @CaseyShontz
    @CaseyShontz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    19:56 that was an impeccable Neil Breen impression from Dan

    • @hollistinian2
      @hollistinian2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dan should star as Neil Breen in a movie about Neil Breen.

  • @VueiyVisarelli
    @VueiyVisarelli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    22:30 To be fair, I think Brisco is _actually supposed_ to be drunk there. You see the large alcohol bottle sideways on top of the piano, on the right side...?

  • @rtyuik7
    @rtyuik7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:55 - "Markers show where the reporter will move to next. The cOLORRRR...!!"
    im losing all of my shit right now xD

  • @CEFG100
    @CEFG100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Danny: "What a beautiful day outside it is."
    Actually, if this game was a bit more gray, it would look just like Michigan.

  • @jessicalanderos905
    @jessicalanderos905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "why are we still playing scary games?"
    "well...."
    nice explanation, arin.

    • @simone2059
      @simone2059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Arin always knows what to say XD

    • @simone2059
      @simone2059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Arin, explain yourself !
      Arin : ...
      GgREAT TALK ! 💥👏👏👏👏👏🏆 You're a winner !

    • @simone2059
      @simone2059 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewkful Dan : LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE A BBAABY PPENIS 🎶🎶🎶
      Arin : wai NNOUH !
      Dan : ah HAH ! I got you
      Arin : SON OF EEEFFF !!
      Dan : eh HeHEHEHE !!
      Arin : ahahahah ... XD

  • @JessiBe
    @JessiBe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    In this episode: everybody complains about the volume like my family fighting over the remote on Thanksgiving.

  • @mysqm3026
    @mysqm3026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The part with Brisco at the piano had me in stitches

  • @jopiagalis
    @jopiagalis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "can you imagine how scary that scene would've been in capable hands" YES DAN I CAN. Im glad it's funny not scary XD

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    After watching Jerma985 play this, I knew we were in for something special.
    Also, it sounds like the in-engine dialogue was recorded at a normal talking speed but slowed down in post for some reason.

  • @TheChrosst
    @TheChrosst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    "I wish it wasn't centering on her butt the whole time"
    .... Do you not know what kind of game this is Arin? It's basically upskirt central, with occasional monsters.

    • @SaberViper
      @SaberViper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It DID flash the word eroticism during the intro to the game...

    • @society5767
      @society5767 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      omfg really?

    • @TheJege12
      @TheJege12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like 3 people know what this game is :'D

    • @sanfransiscon
      @sanfransiscon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want a remake just to watch the drama

    • @FNugget
      @FNugget 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not released in USA + Eroticism meter = Yup, a naughty game

  • @SteirnarUlf
    @SteirnarUlf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "The fruit is starting to rot..."
    THE BANANAS HAS GONE BAD!

  • @uppyb0t
    @uppyb0t 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Before Pamela was eaten, I thought someone shouted “World Star”, but they did not. It seemed fitting.

  • @ectoplasmoid7454
    @ectoplasmoid7454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Lmao that "dammit" totally did sound like Dan

  • @cursed6144
    @cursed6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    “Worst voice acting!”
    *literally can’t hear the voice acting over them talking*

    • @Craulback
      @Craulback 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yeah, wish they'd balance the volume a bit, either they're too loud or the game is too quiet, no happy medium. :(

    • @jtf5223
      @jtf5223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      They always do this, it just more annoying this time because they not only talk about it at the start of the episode they titled the damn video to point it out. I'm dipping out on this because at half volume they already load enough to be heard across the house and I still cant hear the parts they aren't talking over.

    • @kirbwarriork3371
      @kirbwarriork3371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@jtf5223 You (and the others having this issue) might need to sound balance, I can hear them and the game fine.

    • @jtf5223
      @jtf5223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@kirbwarriork3371 how on Earth would I do something that they should've done when editing?

    • @kirbwarriork3371
      @kirbwarriork3371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jtf5223 That's what confuses me. I spent a day setting up my sound system to balance all my game devices. When I play a game, video, or anything on television that has poor balance, it's extremely obvious. I had no issues during this video. And I know a LOT of people have poorly set up audio because most audio devices come set up poorly.

  • @KooriGraywolf
    @KooriGraywolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    14:47 "Was there anything you could've done to save her?"
    Originally I thought they were supposed to stop recording or ram in this part, but after some research I found this was a cutscene that always happens

  • @erinidum
    @erinidum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Arin, you're a voice actor. Take some notes."

    • @leonardothatguy1842
      @leonardothatguy1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's high quality voice acting right there
      Not even actual voice actors could do what this people are doing

  • @officialharrito
    @officialharrito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    #GrumpClips 25:00 - 27:43
    "You've got to ram Ann to save her!" - PROCEEDS TO RAM HER EVEN MORE - LMFAO I CAN'T

  • @Kaneanite
    @Kaneanite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Title: WORST Voice Acting in a Video Game
    Me: Turns up volume to 50% still can barely hear the "WORST Voice Acting in a Video Game"

  • @aaronsmith2827
    @aaronsmith2827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    Surely I’m not the only one who remembers this from the Dunkey video?
    “Oh mY....GAAAAAHHHHD!”

    • @GradnLordTad
      @GradnLordTad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nope. I'll never forget it. I am excited to see more of it, though. lol

    • @PassiveWealth
      @PassiveWealth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      First thing I thought of

    • @wintermute5486
      @wintermute5486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Snake? Snake! Oh my godddd!!!

    • @g1sunstreaker584
      @g1sunstreaker584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING, I got SO excited when I saw this video pop up in my notifications!

    • @fegirlkatsuya618
      @fegirlkatsuya618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I remember it all too well XD

  • @JustPlainSari
    @JustPlainSari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    29:12 : "Focus on incoming monsters to get the reporter to fire at them"
    *confusion ensues*
    Dan: oh she shoots them when you lock on
    I love you guys

  • @buttoningpuppet2518
    @buttoningpuppet2518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I will say I sincerely love the enthusiasm of Brisco's voice actor

  • @UltimateUchiha2012
    @UltimateUchiha2012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The greatest cameramen that ever lived
    “Damnit” 😂😂😂

  • @Riverclan101
    @Riverclan101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    why did dan say "the fruit is starting to rot" in his edgeworth voice

  • @UP_SMASH
    @UP_SMASH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Waaakee upp in thhee morrning ffeeln liike baad actinng...."

  • @Friedensp4nzer
    @Friedensp4nzer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    "It notoriously has terrible voice acting." So let's keep the game audio very low, shall we?

  • @joshriley2936
    @joshriley2936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    21:15 "Brisco, what are you doing?"
    Me: What the heck is going on here?

    • @leonardothatguy1842
      @leonardothatguy1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "wHaT a GuY tHaT bRiScO, oOoOoH, hE rEaLlY cHeEsEs Me OfF"

  • @Jackelson116
    @Jackelson116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I was hoping at 28:55 it would be:
    "OH MY GOD ITS TUNGULUS!!!"
    ...cause it looked like a big tongue? No?

    • @heyadanny4497
      @heyadanny4497 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah bro. That was a straight up tentacle-ovipositor type of monster

    • @masterofthetear8138
      @masterofthetear8138 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *T U N G U L U S*