Twilight Breaking Dawn doesn't make any sense...

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  • @iwannbeyournumber1
    @iwannbeyournumber1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8436

    Her changing into a vampire gave her perfect mascara and smokey eyeshadow.

    • @nwxzzz
      @nwxzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Everyone knows that pftttt

    • @iloveanime9726
      @iloveanime9726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      I thought that was from where they were prepping her for a funeral? Maybe I'm wrong

    • @mandieeXD
      @mandieeXD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +363

      im pretty sure alice changed her clothes and did her makeup and hair so she looked nice when she woke up. i may be wrong but if i remember correctly thats what happened

    • @Elysion404
      @Elysion404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      That's really... weird, tbh. Alice just casually doing a make-over while Bella is dead or unconscious or comatose or whatever. Kinda creepy.

    • @LB-tm1oj
      @LB-tm1oj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Junesong x she could see the future so I think she knew she’d end up waking up

  • @cindys117
    @cindys117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11810

    Jacob: Falls in love with baby
    Me: “Hi child protection services”

    • @leigh0329
      @leigh0329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      😂😂😂

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Chris Hansen: Jacob, why don't you take a seat right over there?

    • @bunnybunsbunny
      @bunnybunsbunny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      FBI OPEN UP

    • @haya85100
      @haya85100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      what does imprinted means? like he fell in love with the baby?

    • @Cat-hz7yd
      @Cat-hz7yd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      @@Xehanort10 I don't think he wanted to have sex with her as a baby, more likely when she's an adult. Which is still creepy considering he's raising her

  • @rotemtamir3404
    @rotemtamir3404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13439

    The best thing to come out of twilight is Robert Pattinson's hatred of it

    • @Taihyou
      @Taihyou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +650

      That's a total fact.

    • @baricode
      @baricode 5 ปีที่แล้ว +751

      And Anna Kendrick's

    • @nayantara252
      @nayantara252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @Michael Moretti what you have is what i need in my life..

    • @LelouchandEnvyiroza
      @LelouchandEnvyiroza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +617

      @Michael Moretti nope he actually was hating on the movies during press conferences. and I don't think that a guy who consistently chooses indie movies to play in really cares that much about the teenage girls' attention

    • @LunaWitcher
      @LunaWitcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

      If I was forced to stay with a girl because it sells the movie we're in, I would hate the franchise too

  • @sadiestranks
    @sadiestranks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5866

    Bella was really about to name her baby after some dude she friend zoned huh

    • @caraday5675
      @caraday5675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Yeah uh that’s just yeah

    • @el.jefe503
      @el.jefe503 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I’m

    • @tdawgson
      @tdawgson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And would the imprinting have worked then?

    • @dukeg.rabbit368
      @dukeg.rabbit368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@tdawgson Not trying to justify wtf is the lore of these books but it sounds like it's almost like destiny so I guess the baby was always going to be a girl. Since Jacob also sees what it shall look like in many years when he imprints on it. But ngl, pansexual Jacob would have been cool...
      Ok nevermind cuz it's still a damn baby. I understand the platonic love but it looks so problematic to have a destiny driven love at first sight for a newborn 😭

    • @Saki_Ramen
      @Saki_Ramen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      EJ lmao

  • @raine5530
    @raine5530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4223

    I'm 100% convinced that no one hates these movies more than the actors in them. I've never seen a cast look that dead inside and unmotivated in my entire life.

    • @madmaxzommer11
      @madmaxzommer11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Chiara twilight helped them get known cause it became popular if it wasn’t for twilight then they wouldn’t have gotten the roles they gotten. I don’t think Kristen hates that she was a part of twilight but Robert definitely hates it which I find is selfish

    • @raine5530
      @raine5530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      @@madmaxzommer11 They can still be happy/grateful about the platform it gave them but still hate the movies itself. They were forced to make all of them even if one of the actors didn't want to anymore due to a contract they signed. It's not selfish to not like something you starred in. Not every artist is proud of everything they've done.

    • @jungkodd
      @jungkodd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@madmaxzommer11 I mean one of them played Cedric in Harry Potter so I guess that could have helped him

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      @Michelle Hernandez. Not every actor likes or has to like every film and TV series they're in you know. Pattinson didn't have to like the films just because he was in them. That's not selfish just because you like the films. Literally every actor and actress in them hated them. Taylor Lautner said Twilight ruined his career. Anna Kendrick forgot she was in them until recently which since her character was just "Bella's friend Jessica" I can't really blame her. Why do you think Michael Sheen who played the Volturi leader Aro acted so over the top? Because he knew the character he was playing and film series he was in was total shit so he decided to have some fun and ham it up.

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@jungkodd not to mention Jacob/Taylor was sharkboy in sharkboy and lava girl

  • @mariadavarinou8791
    @mariadavarinou8791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3616

    “Vampires have no heartbeat, which means no blood flow, which means... uuuh I got a lot of questions about all of this...”
    Me too Alex, me too! 😐

    • @marenpodarm426
      @marenpodarm426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      maria tsigri you have no blood flow or you have question?

    • @classiest
      @classiest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@marenpodarm426 are you that dumb

    • @happyweek11
      @happyweek11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      maria tsigri no joke she explained it somewhere years ago and I gladly don’t remember why lol

    • @mariadavarinou8791
      @mariadavarinou8791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Sara black
      I really don’t want to know the explanation! 😶 This franchise is weird and stupid enough as it is!

    • @jordanmoreno6188
      @jordanmoreno6188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I just want to know why having an ice cube inside you would be enjoyable... 🤔

  • @bushyracc
    @bushyracc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8901

    Bella: **shows Jacob shes pregnant**
    Jacob: **glares at Edward** "yOU did this!-"
    Alex: "THAAAATS RIGHT JACOB, THAT IS INDEED WHERE BABIES COME FROM. YOU SOLVED THE PUZZLE! good for u."
    IM DEAD AHAHA

    • @ashleyd4369
      @ashleyd4369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆

    • @damonmoles4680
      @damonmoles4680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      webrokethepa 200 points for jacob you solved the first riddle now try another

    • @avsaesthetic9705
      @avsaesthetic9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *wHeEzE*

    • @idk-uv7mt
      @idk-uv7mt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      That part made me crack up

    • @Vampxiii_
      @Vampxiii_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAME

  • @fangs4damemories361
    @fangs4damemories361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3296

    “I’ve been waiting a century to marry you.” So you’ve been waiting since you were nine???

  • @Charliebhxi
    @Charliebhxi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5642

    "Guy and girl get married, girl gets pregnant, guy wants her to get rid of it, girl wants to keep it, girl's best guy friend is angry cause he is in the friend zone, girl dies while giving birth to the baby, girl's guy bestfriend falls in love with the baby................WHAT THE HECK IS THIS MOVIE?!"
    *Me: having an asthma attack due to laughing wayy to hard*

    • @rachaelleecook8044
      @rachaelleecook8044 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same

    • @AmbyJeans
      @AmbyJeans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I didn't see the movies, but that's how I felt reading the books 😂

    • @katyalumi
      @katyalumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Chalchiuhtlicue sameeee i was grounded and got these books and read them all in a week and i liked them but when i was ungrounded i watched the movies and when i finished them all i just stared at my screen for a good 10, 15, minutes just like “hUH?!”

    • @savannahmclay9088
      @savannahmclay9088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sara Tasnim I laughed so hard.

    • @ikeepscreamingbutgodwontan3132
      @ikeepscreamingbutgodwontan3132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me too lol

  • @megansimpson1918
    @megansimpson1918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2354

    I laugh so hard every time you say “devils tango” 😂😂

    • @krys54
      @krys54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmaooo FR

    • @Abby_695
      @Abby_695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMAO
      XD

    • @avriewallace3896
      @avriewallace3896 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesss!!

    • @ElderNewt
      @ElderNewt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Soo glaD Im not the only one.. no matter the video.. those 2 words get me eachtime

    • @inglishtea6487
      @inglishtea6487 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      also the whole animation about @Prons and cons@ of marriage... i just can't :'D

  • @ChilliPupper
    @ChilliPupper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2024

    Edward hangs out in trees and sparkles... definitely more of a fairy

    • @EmmaAppleBerry
      @EmmaAppleBerry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Fae dont sparkle either.
      Theyre more demonic.

    • @Vhlathanosh
      @Vhlathanosh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hehe 😅

    • @Valaso-Osalav
      @Valaso-Osalav 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the maker is a female who has fetishes for pedophiles so she writes a book about vamfairies and Direwolves to cover up the fact that's her real fetish lol failed epically though xD

    • @pamoweiberezi5315
      @pamoweiberezi5315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Valaso-Osalav that's.....oddly specific😐

    • @gilliansillustrations
      @gilliansillustrations 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fairy with an iron deficiency. That's why they need blood. 😂

  • @realunhingedraccoon
    @realunhingedraccoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Since Jacob only liked Bella because of the unborn Renesmee egg, does that mean that there was one week where he thought Edward was *Really Hot*
    No wonder he almost didn't show up to the wedding that would have been akwaaard.

    • @nromk
      @nromk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Humans aren't Russian nesting dolls, like each newborn is a new creation with no inherit right to birth but with an inherit right to a deginfide life

    • @中島さくら-u4g
      @中島さくら-u4g 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      #BisexualProblems

    • @wintersbabyy
      @wintersbabyy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I’m more interested in if he would have imprinted on Bella’s baby if she’d chosen him over Edward and they’d had a baby together.

    • @katie6731
      @katie6731 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@wintersbabyy Oh, that's _so_ gross! 😨😆

    • @wintersbabyy
      @wintersbabyy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@katie6731 Well that’s the most important question here.

  • @Clap22
    @Clap22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8832

    I'm mad we skipped over the part where Bella dropped the cup and the vamp baby literally broke her back to try to get it lmao

    • @leigh0329
      @leigh0329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +376

      Camille Worrell YES I mean WTF

    • @mida7777
      @mida7777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      Camille Worrell same was waiting for that too

    • @BrandyTexas214
      @BrandyTexas214 5 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Oh shit, I didn’t even think that’s what was happening there...

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +335

      Backbreaking labour in the most literal sense.

    • @chloethepinkytoealexander8293
      @chloethepinkytoealexander8293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      THANK YOU

  • @chloethepinkytoealexander8293
    @chloethepinkytoealexander8293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5402

    why couldn’t Bella just name her daughter something that doesn’t sound like Hermione Granger would say to break some glass..?

    • @r.r815
      @r.r815 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      This made me cackle violently

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died

    • @TsundeRea
      @TsundeRea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hahahaha why doesn’t this comment have more likes????

    • @violet_rose1247
      @violet_rose1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      i can actually picture hermione being like, “reneesme (or however the flip u spell it)!!” and bam, glass is gone
      im dying

    • @CinnabarCereal
      @CinnabarCereal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      LMAO

  • @ankitakuvalekar1200
    @ankitakuvalekar1200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1358

    " I forgot to change the toilet paper roll again" 😂😂 had me in splits

    • @gourisethi1463
      @gourisethi1463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      True best part I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ONCEFORVER12
      @ONCEFORVER12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ankita Kuvalekar saaaaaame

    • @khelenadevisukham
      @khelenadevisukham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Someone-wu8ii
      @Someone-wu8ii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As soon as I saw this comment,that part came up

    • @prinxprincessa
      @prinxprincessa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ankita Kuvalekar Lmaoooooo righttt

  • @CammyAlwaysWins
    @CammyAlwaysWins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Bella: Why can’t you see how happy I am?
    Me: idk, maybe ‘cause you have ZERO emotions on your face?!

    • @kendall_equestrian
      @kendall_equestrian ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmaooo

    • @DmytroBogdan
      @DmytroBogdan 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You meant the single emotion of mild digestion problems all 4 movies

  • @cookiesntea9798
    @cookiesntea9798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2135

    Bella Swan Cullen: The girl who did nothing, literally nothing!

    • @anna.xo1
      @anna.xo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Kristen stewart: the girl who never shuts her goddamn mouth

    • @devilsoutcast6559
      @devilsoutcast6559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Except give birth to that goddamn demon baby

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      She might be one of the laziest protagonists ever. She got everything by doing nothing.

    • @cookiesntea9798
      @cookiesntea9798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I’m Your Senpai Actually your wrong, Edward bit it out of her

    • @WilliamsPinch
      @WilliamsPinch 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cookies n Tea ever 😂😂😂

  • @cynnimini2650
    @cynnimini2650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6001

    So Bella dies and then wakes up with perfect eye make-up? Being a vampire seems practical...

    • @sandypuentes866
      @sandypuentes866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol

    • @madamefluffy4788
      @madamefluffy4788 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

      I think they had prepped her body for a funeral. She just happened to turn after they finished.

    • @cynnimini2650
      @cynnimini2650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@madamefluffy4788 thats actually a logical explanation though it's still weird that they'd do that themselves and before even telling her family but who am I to judge 🤷‍♀️

    • @jazellelea2232
      @jazellelea2232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Madame Fluffy no they knew she was going to change, Alice put her in the dress, so the whole makeup thing is really illogical

    • @tanan8304
      @tanan8304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      It’s supposed to be because she’s a vampire now so the makeup is supposed to be because she’s more beautiful now

  • @asappol9045
    @asappol9045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6067

    “My werewolf friend fell in love with my newborn baby” should be a title for actually happened

    • @chipman45
      @chipman45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Omg why is that so true...

    • @severussnape8040
      @severussnape8040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Sounds like a Nigerian movie title on TH-cam.

    • @sk8aintstr813
      @sk8aintstr813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      My mom’s werewolf friend fell in love with me

    • @megnornoo6971
      @megnornoo6971 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@severussnape8040 😂😂😂

    • @cgphotoandfilm
      @cgphotoandfilm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      NOT CLICKBAIT

  • @Savvy.
    @Savvy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    I like how unrealistically Edward responds to Bella’s constant flirting with Jacob. He and Jacob just act like she has no control over her actions, but with the level of controlling and pessimism that Edward shows- he’d be giving her shit every time she so much as looked at another guy. She gets off waaaay too easily for how the relationship dynamic works.

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      fr, you'd think she could just make up her damn mind but no, plus she acts (and some see her as) somehow wise beyond her years, but everyone excuses alott of her behavoir cause "she's just young", bit of a contradiction there

    • @katieb5707
      @katieb5707 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      "giving her shit every time she so much as looked at another guy"? That's actually what pathologically jealous person would do.

  • @inannab7769
    @inannab7769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    Jacobs character arc deserved better than “and then randomly he falls in love with a baby, the end”

    • @justjoannak
      @justjoannak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      True tbh

    • @codybaggett5329
      @codybaggett5329 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Imprinting isn't "falling in love" though. Technically imprinting just binds you to a certain person and you become whatever they need you to be including a completely platonic brother type.

    • @inannab7769
      @inannab7769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      cody baggett you know I was actually thinking about that earlier, like why did s. Meyer write Jacobs character that way and why did everyone like it at the time? I think it’s cus kids are like the most pure precious beings, and all they want is love and affection, and like, the idea of an older responsible person being there for a kid, loving that kid 100% no matter what is kind of awesome. So yeah i get what you’re saying about imprinting being more than “love”. I just feel like the idea was handled super poorly in the book, like the fact the connection happened instantly makes it creepy to me, so does the fact it’s implied he’s going to marry her. Also it just didn’t fit Jacobs character in general imo, he was this cool wolfy dude who fixed cars....actually, now I’m trying to think of what his actual character traits were, and I’m coming up blank lmao, so I guess maybe imprinting on a random baby does fit his character

    • @ldragon8480
      @ldragon8480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@inannab7769 yeah I read these books. If I remember right it implies the only reason he loved Bella was because he would eventually imprint no Reneesme.

    • @inannab7769
      @inannab7769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Laree Bennett what...that makes it even weirder. I read them too (and loved them lol) but I never finished the last one because I got so angry I when it switched to Jacobs point of view that I had to put it down... I just wanted him to be a chill badass werewolf, not randomly run away from his problems to go cry in the woods and be super emo

  • @leahbeah1367
    @leahbeah1367 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3910

    Bella was like
    “Duuu”
    And Edward was like
    “DUUUUHHH”
    And Jacob was like
    “HRUMPH HRUMPH”
    And that just goes on for like three movies

    • @catlover2223
      @catlover2223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      My favorite description ever!

    • @samatwood5536
      @samatwood5536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Trues yees

    • @alysssabear
      @alysssabear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      And it continues for two more movies.

    • @thewingbearers8709
      @thewingbearers8709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Leah Beah THATS the best part of the vid tbh😂

    • @oliveroates
      @oliveroates 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pretty sure it’s “tak” not “hrumph”

  • @haliemaxine3734
    @haliemaxine3734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2934

    Bella: *Gets pregnant*
    Jacob: *Noooo*
    Edward: *you can have my baby*
    Jacob: *SCORE*
    Bella: *wait wtf*

  • @FloWoodEnT123
    @FloWoodEnT123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    10:20
    That “OH?!” Got me 💀💀💀
    Bro I cannot stand how genius your writing is 😂😭😂

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1010

    "After years of staring and heavy breathing and whatever this was..."
    I can't my lungs hurt 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carilily
    @carilily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2335

    I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE EDWARD BEING DARK AND BROODING PART

  • @harrydifelice7693
    @harrydifelice7693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4503

    All the twilight movie plots:
    Movie 1: Bella is in danger.
    Movie 2: Litterally don't even know. Is there even a story in that film ?
    Movie 3: Bella is in danger.
    Movie 4: Bella is in danger.
    Movie 5: Bella's daughter is in danger.
    Literally.

    • @kathyvictoria6059
      @kathyvictoria6059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Harry Difelice THERES FIVE MOVIES?!?!?!?!? Ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyy god!

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      In the second movie Edward told Bella to fuck off and then tried to kill himself when she jumped off a mountain. He didn't see that Jacob saved her

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @Sugar Spice idk about that. Bella was the one being obsessive, literally sitting infront of her computer for 6 months waiting to hear back, and putting herself in danger so he would show up

    • @mskjaer496
      @mskjaer496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Firegirl483 what do you mean hear back, she was litterally sending mail to a closed account for 3 months ... That's a loong reach if you really want to hear back..

    • @nohafarida1137
      @nohafarida1137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Movie 4: Bella's grandchild is in danger

  • @kim-cw4zq
    @kim-cw4zq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2202

    Jacob : *fall in love with a freaking baby*
    *911 what's your emergency?*
    Me : *"there is a pedophile werewolf"*

    • @hallowrain
      @hallowrain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@hilmalottarantala3314 in the books it's literally grooming

    • @Phos67
      @Phos67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@hallowrain Yeah, still different.

    • @alissalacour9595
      @alissalacour9595 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @MomoKanjaki
      @MomoKanjaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@Phos67 Still sh*t writing no matter how Stephanie Meyer tried to spin it. And it was all so she could get rid of the -competition- Jella ship. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @gamerblast2772
      @gamerblast2772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Y'all, he doesnt fall in love with her when she is a baby. He is gonna be like a brother. But when she comes of age like 18 years or so, then the feelings are gonna be romantic. That is imprinting.

  • @khadija6878
    @khadija6878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1984

    Alex : For some reason just looks a lot like Michael Jackson ....
    Me : How did I did not see that... *Now I can not unseen that* ...

    • @maybewise
      @maybewise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same. XD

    • @Larienzia
      @Larienzia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yup xD

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "Bella are you OK? Are you OK Bella? You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal."

    • @sharonsangel2
      @sharonsangel2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same lol

    • @SofieCarmine
      @SofieCarmine 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the nose

  • @chrissamuel4528
    @chrissamuel4528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    "I must climb to the top of the highest mountain so I can be alone and -- cry and -- stuff" I feel attacked.

  • @astrxnmy802
    @astrxnmy802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7240

    Bella was like
    *duuu*
    Edward was like
    *DUUUU*
    And Jacob was like
    *HRUMPH HRUMPH*

    • @ARCtrooperblueleader
      @ARCtrooperblueleader 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Accurate. xD

    • @lilyflower1440
      @lilyflower1440 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Oh, it's a wolf thing.

    • @sammieleighstyer1447
      @sammieleighstyer1447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Pretty accurate recap of the Twilight movies Alex! 🤤

    • @spritepunk
      @spritepunk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If the boy is DUH and the girl is DUH, the fucking kid is gonna be DUH DUH DUH!

    • @haley8484
      @haley8484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spritepunk OOF 😂🤣

  • @erikathomas6447
    @erikathomas6447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    My favorite thing is how in the book Edward essentially tells Jacob to convince Bella to abort the vamp baby and if he does, he can get her pregnant instead. However I understand why they chose to leave that out 🤣🤣🤣

    • @zenoshinha2482
      @zenoshinha2482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Jenerosity But if that really happened wouldn't Jacob be in love with his own daughter then?

    • @Venom_1462
      @Venom_1462 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@@zenoshinha2482 Oh. My. God. Why did you make me imagine that.

    • @randomblackperson9209
      @randomblackperson9209 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Jenerosity i feel like that's just a form of of zoophilia tho-

  • @isabelarielle
    @isabelarielle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4652

    Edward is like: *blrgshsh*
    Bella is like: *blrgsjsjsh*
    Jacob is like: *romfapsjsjs*
    *This is so accurate I can't-*

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Hahaha, they could have replaced every single ounce of dialogue in the script with those words, and it wouldn't have made much of a difference!😁😂

    • @cubbleshasreturned6968
      @cubbleshasreturned6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@trinaq no it would have. The love story would have been better and so would Bella's acting

    • @kookiecutie3877
      @kookiecutie3877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😆😅🤣

    • @srahman8124
      @srahman8124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      BTS Sucks

    • @isabelarielle
      @isabelarielle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@srahman8124 lol ok

  • @xevaheaton
    @xevaheaton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6201

    Couldn’t Jacob have just moved on and found a nice wolf girl and not Bella’s baby? 😂

    • @BunW.Bun21774
      @BunW.Bun21774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      I honestly wanted him to get with Leah because she deserved love and the whole edward, jacob, Bella love triangle was just so...dumb.

    • @plutossky7534
      @plutossky7534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      I like the wolf girl thing better

    • @trotoxd6827
      @trotoxd6827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Idk but Jacob said it's something he couldn't control

    • @bryt1040
      @bryt1040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      if only! but the whole imprinted/soulmate thing decided to extent our suffering for the sake of plot development

    • @xevaheaton
      @xevaheaton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Niroda bulathsinghelage I know but couldn’t the writer have just made him go for a wolf girl instead XD

  • @RasenRendanX
    @RasenRendanX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    'I forgot to changeeee the toilet paper roll again'
    These songs just make my morning.

  • @nocializer
    @nocializer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    “Edward has a hard time controlling himself during the DEVIL’S TANGO, and laves Bella looks like this.”
    *immediately gets a Subway ad*
    No joke, this actually happened.

    • @DS-mi9ru
      @DS-mi9ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I had a screaming woman in a horror movie commercial xD

    • @larirodrigues25
      @larirodrigues25 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      here the ad was "adulting with Jane" LOL

  • @bananawal8215
    @bananawal8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +828

    The baby flying off at 9:27 caught me off guard, and now I can't stop laughing 😂😂

    • @flxwercxrpse1871
      @flxwercxrpse1871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      BANA Nawal and the noise💀💀

    • @marychoppins8140
      @marychoppins8140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m at work trying to muffle my laughter, but I keep replaying that part. 😂😂😂😂

    • @hailey3261
      @hailey3261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i actually cackled

    • @antoniocolon5576
      @antoniocolon5576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      SAMMEE!!!!!

    • @jstp99
      @jstp99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME HSHSHBSKAAKJS

  • @fish-face3069
    @fish-face3069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

    Can we just admire how Edward's eyebrows grow with each film

    • @michellearevalo7189
      @michellearevalo7189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes we can

    • @Honeybritt2325
      @Honeybritt2325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And Bella’s get thinner and thinner

    • @ginat.8064
      @ginat.8064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That upset me so much - vampires arent supposed to change. Yet they cut his hair, and suddenly he grew sideburns?? 13 year old me was infuriated.

    • @sailspo
      @sailspo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edward is like the Sam Winchester of Twilight

  • @rachelfox8359
    @rachelfox8359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    " I forgot to change the toilet paper roll!'
    "Did Jacob just fall in love with a baby?!?!"
    Twilight five: The Arrest of the Creepy Werewolf"

  • @Calliopebooks
    @Calliopebooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    Jacob: *Falls in love with an unborn baby in his ex’s woom*
    Me: FBI! OPEN UP!

    • @elizahamilton9590
      @elizahamilton9590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      w o o m

    • @layla_spell
      @layla_spell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha

    • @freezerbride69
      @freezerbride69 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “w o o m“

    • @layla_spell
      @layla_spell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freezerbride69 haha

    • @emmas.m
      @emmas.m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The imprinting thing would be a lot less creepy if he imprinted on Bella's daughter in a platonic way. Or a fatherly way. Not romantically.

  • @ameliaaa0606
    @ameliaaa0606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13826

    Jacob: Falls in love with baby
    *FBI OPEN UP*

    • @ericatm6642
      @ericatm6642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Naww CPS

    • @DWAkhaten
      @DWAkhaten 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      A whole lot of FBI agents were killed off by vampires and werewolves that day.

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      This movie is definitely the point where Jacob Black went from one of the ONLY redeemable aspects of the Twilight franchise to super unlikeable up to the ranks of Bella Swan(-Hadid) and Edward Cullen(-Styles).

    • @ameliaaa0606
      @ameliaaa0606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kieran Stark agreed

    • @youresohot1392
      @youresohot1392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@kieranstark7213 I really am having trouble understanding your comment. What do Bella (or Gigi) Hadid and Harry Styles have to do with this?

  • @KamoreaM
    @KamoreaM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +623

    Bella comes back from the dead with a full face of makeup
    *GOOD TO KNOW THEY HAVE THEIR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT*

    • @doctorcorgi3134
      @doctorcorgi3134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe the vampires imbolmed( probably misspelled ) her

    • @KamoreaM
      @KamoreaM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@doctorcorgi3134 I feel like they should have more important things on their mind like maybe the baby or the people trying to *KILL* the baby 😅😂😂😂

    • @NunnuS98
      @NunnuS98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The whole thing about becoming a vampire in twilight is that you become your ideal self. Fit af beautiful af etc.

    • @wonderwoman5663
      @wonderwoman5663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@NunnuS98 it's bullshit. Twilight is vampires for pussies

    • @emi-zr6mg
      @emi-zr6mg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doctorcorgi3134 enbalmed* and no, that's not how enbalming works.

  • @jbrown5955
    @jbrown5955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9006

    I loved this when I was 13 and I thought it was so romantic but now I’m thinking I was on crack or something

    • @andrewphillips8341
      @andrewphillips8341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      Hey, you were a kid! It is the right of kids to love stupid things!

    • @daughterofyah6209
      @daughterofyah6209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Dude it's all the damn sugar in our food! That's the only explanationi can think of why this series was Soo hyped up!

    • @RyanLBrown9396
      @RyanLBrown9396 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Bearly Sims Nah. It was definitely heroin

    • @carliebrigante4652
      @carliebrigante4652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I hated the movies as a 11 yo but loved the books. I don't know if it's worse, honestly, but I feel like an idiot.

    • @cybersai5567
      @cybersai5567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      And I thought it was weird for me to like my little pony Equestria girls.

  • @jamesck7559
    @jamesck7559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Jacob: *falls in love with minute old baby*
    Me: yes social services? I’d like to report a paed-

  • @abil8296
    @abil8296 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1818

    Bella: dies after giving birth, but survived anyway
    Also Bella: wakes up with pink gold eyeshadow and mascara on

    • @BezddDakota
      @BezddDakota 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Did Alex skip the part when they clean Bella during her chnge because that's why she looks not like someone who died and came back

    • @JoaoPedro-eq3hj
      @JoaoPedro-eq3hj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *Mary sue*

    • @SuperPrettyPink101
      @SuperPrettyPink101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@BezddDakota they cleaned the blood off her, are we supposed to believe they did her makeup too? She's lying there in agony and they're like omg makeoverrrr 😘💃💅

    • @BezddDakota
      @BezddDakota 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@SuperPrettyPink101 Actually yes. That's how it went down in the book and the movie shows them literally doing exactly that.

    • @SuperPrettyPink101
      @SuperPrettyPink101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@BezddDakota that's mega creepy ngl, but so is breaking into her house and messing with her car so 🤷‍♀️

  • @user-pi3hd2bt3f
    @user-pi3hd2bt3f 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    "Cant you see how perfectly happy i am?"
    No Bella,NOONE can see when you're happy. you hardly ever smile.

    • @MariqStefan
      @MariqStefan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol same

    • @Sylentmana
      @Sylentmana ปีที่แล้ว +4

      To be fair, that's just Kristen Stewart in general.

  • @JessAMP
    @JessAMP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Your reaction to Jacob falling in love with the baby was THE best part! 🤣

    • @justafan6535
      @justafan6535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Screenshot it. I had too.

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jacob was in love with her egg the whole time!

    • @justafan6535
      @justafan6535 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iciajay6891 bursts out laughing

    • @jasamkojajesam6108
      @jasamkojajesam6108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I almost died laughting at that part lmaoooo

  • @robertfrancis9877
    @robertfrancis9877 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    Jacob: 17 years old forever although he's technically 43
    Renesmee: A 2 hr old demon/baby
    *AND HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER??!!!*

    • @alexandrakimbink3198
      @alexandrakimbink3198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jacob is younger than Bella so he can't be technically 43

    • @shreejitrading6513
      @shreejitrading6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alexandrakimbink3198 he is emotionally and physically 43, it's in books

    • @alexandrakimbink3198
      @alexandrakimbink3198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@shreejitrading6513 in which book is it stated that he is 43 in any way? We know that he is a year younger than Bella which is emphasized by her when she says why she couldn't date him. And nowhere in the books, there is a mention that wolves age more rapidly than normal guys would. Technically Edward would be over a hundred years but no one seems to be creeped out by that.

    • @shreejitrading6513
      @shreejitrading6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alexandrakimbink3198 In new moon after bella found about Jacob being a werewolf. She asks about his growth spurt and he says due to being a wolf he is growing fastly so he is 30 or so at the moment and probably middle aged by summer. I dont remember the page no. I'll read and tell u later

    • @shreejitrading6513
      @shreejitrading6513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@alexandrakimbink3198 I am not creeped out, i am just saying, sorry if u felt bad or attacked

  • @raffaelae1020
    @raffaelae1020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    Please do 50 shades since it started out as a twilight fanfiction

    • @daniela6287
      @daniela6287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Dylan is in trouble had a great reaction to him if you want to check it out in the meantime

    • @Andreamom001
      @Andreamom001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Everything Wrong With did some great videos on those movies. I had less than ZERO interest in seeing the movies or reading the books, but I love to watch videos criticizing them.

    • @Andreamom001
      @Andreamom001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Cinema Sins is the name of the channel, just for clarity.

    • @izzyo4001
      @izzyo4001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Raffaela E I don’t even think he’ll be able to just because those movies are the embodiment of the devil’s tango😂

    • @raffaelae1020
      @raffaelae1020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@izzyo4001 It would be cool to see how he describes the different versions of the devil's tango 😂

  • @tinksy12
    @tinksy12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2645

    “What was your favorite part of the movie?”
    Me: The credits
    “That was mine too!”

    • @AnnabellaRedwood
      @AnnabellaRedwood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahaha 😀

    • @haley8484
      @haley8484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      LMAO 😂🤣

    • @that_ares
      @that_ares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I said the start....

    • @johnnydepparsnygg5458
      @johnnydepparsnygg5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clorox Bleach D-d-d-d-d-Dora

    • @Scoobyhogger
      @Scoobyhogger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Clorox Bleach, WHY DO I SEE YOU IN THE COMMENTS LIKE.... Every time i watch something! LOL

  • @purplep_8312
    @purplep_8312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +699

    Bella, pregnant at 19
    Edward, first devil's tango at 109 or smth
    Jacob, jealous bff for 3yrs or so

  • @adeleaslan8182
    @adeleaslan8182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    Writers of twilight: abortion is bad!
    Also twilight writers: but it’s ok if a grown man falls in love with a baby, and the rest of this mess of twilight is also ok

    • @Wagonman-h1k
      @Wagonman-h1k ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like Catholics to me... Come at my heathen ass!

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it's usually the pro choicers who try to justify pedophilia.

    • @jaybirdfly149
      @jaybirdfly149 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For someone against abortion, Meyers did a bad job convincing the audience by showing a horrible pregnancy and brutal and gory childbirth scene.

    • @Baldwin-iv445
      @Baldwin-iv445 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jaybirdfly149 Yeah why did they have to make it so horrific?

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jaybirdfly149 I was rewatching the movie and the birth scene just reaffirmed how I ain't having kids

  • @mandvibajpai9705
    @mandvibajpai9705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    4:38
    "I forgot to change the toilet paper roll again"-Edward Cullen the Vampire
    .
    .
    😂😂😂😂

    • @pernicious_io
      @pernicious_io 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I laughed for a whole 60 seconds at that point srsly 😂

    • @that_ares
      @that_ares 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      It’s a vampire thing...

    • @themadboss3030
      @themadboss3030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This was certainly the funniest part of the video, but I don't think I ever stopped laughing throughout the whole thing 🤣

    • @youraverage_army2774
      @youraverage_army2774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude ngl this had me dYInG for about an hour. I used your time button as a free repeat button, hope you don't mind. I'm not even kidding when I say I played this one part over and over again. Sometimes, I literally just search up the video just to watch that part a few hundred times lmao

    • @mandvibajpai9705
      @mandvibajpai9705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@youraverage_army2774 😄😂😂dont mind at all.... that part is pure gold

  • @3p1cand3rs0n
    @3p1cand3rs0n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    I cried in my Starbucks at the raw emotion of his ballad at 4:36.
    Let us not allow the toilet paper roll incident to go un-cried-for.

    • @donkeyhobo34
      @donkeyhobo34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love you

    • @anastasiaedwards8837
      @anastasiaedwards8837 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      ElyssaAnderson I did not cry but I did also watch this in a Starbucks

  • @vNilleframboise
    @vNilleframboise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4642

    Imagine your ex boyfriend ending up dating your KID..

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      There was this one girl whose ex-boyfriend married her mom. Take that as you will

    • @charlottefitton6518
      @charlottefitton6518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Explain

    • @angelanathalie9659
      @angelanathalie9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Age of adaline anyone

    • @squidwardtentacles7144
      @squidwardtentacles7144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Rafhhishlgf Yeah except she ended up with the brother. 🤣

    • @naziatislam1149
      @naziatislam1149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Rafhhishlgf Delena forever

  • @Axhicleos
    @Axhicleos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "Bella's like "guuuuh"
    and Eward's like "guuuuh"
    and then Jacob's like "grumphgrumphgrumph""
    I gotta say, that's the best summary of this saga I have ever heard

  • @wishiwasperfect
    @wishiwasperfect 5 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    LOLOLOL “devil’s tango” kills me every time 😂😂😂

  • @victoriamoreno4966
    @victoriamoreno4966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1622

    So bella was literally thinking of naming her baby after the affair she had with Jacob if it was a boy

    • @Xehanort10
      @Xehanort10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      "Hey Edward. I'm giving our kid the middle name of the guy I cheated on you with if it's a boy" is basically what it was.

    • @SuperPrettyPink101
      @SuperPrettyPink101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      @Kayla Bateast Sadly? Bruh, he forced himself on her and when she broke her hand fighting him off, he laughed. They're all trash. I mean, we have Jasper, and Rosalie, and Charlie... and some others. But main three? TRASH.

    • @aniiicename8152
      @aniiicename8152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Xehanort10 I mean Edward was there when Bella kissed Jacob and when they were in the sleep bag but managed to stay calm, idk I feel like his so used to this

    • @tempatchtheveryweird3665
      @tempatchtheveryweird3665 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Kayla Bateast sadly?

    • @hunterroth8237
      @hunterroth8237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait. Would Jacob have still imprinted on their son? A Jacob on Jacob bRomance

  • @aquasilver4293
    @aquasilver4293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    I feel sorry for that baby. Her boyfriend is her mom's ex, and he REALLY loved her mom. Not to mention Jacob doesn't get along with her dad. I feel sorry for her.

    • @ahole222
      @ahole222 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      RIGHT THAY SEEMS TO BE GOING OVER EVERYONES HEAD. THATS SAD AND DISGUSTING!

    • @tinybits33
      @tinybits33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Also the fact the baby was imprinted on by a grown ass man. That said grown ass man also hated said baby before he imprinted on her

    • @shawonmiah8476
      @shawonmiah8476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They never dated so I dont think it counts

    • @chrisa.5084
      @chrisa.5084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Music & Whistle msk the most epic comment I've seen all day lol

    • @aquasilver4293
      @aquasilver4293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shawonmiah8476 they basically dated. What do you call that "attraction" aka horniness?

  • @smolgrizzly4608
    @smolgrizzly4608 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The brooding montage from 4:12 was an absolute masterpiece

  • @UnidentifiedAnon
    @UnidentifiedAnon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1365

    Idc how cringey the Twilight movies were/are. The soundtracks to these movies were AMAZING.

    • @cubbleshasreturned6968
      @cubbleshasreturned6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Seriously

    • @brittnubia
      @brittnubia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Maybe that's why I watched them or I was just watched it for jacob abs.

    • @Anna133199
      @Anna133199 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Meh. Mediocre.

    • @Vitx0o
      @Vitx0o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It was... eh.

    • @maybewise
      @maybewise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      And the books weren't bad. "New Moon" was pretty hopelessly dark. But for the most part, it was just the movies that weren't respectable. People also lay on the hate more than necessary, just because tween girls liked the series. By the way, I love that you're a Pretty Reckless fan too.

  • @Grrk_Jr
    @Grrk_Jr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    Who else agrees that we need a full version of “I Forgot To Change The Toilet Paper Role”

  • @whatyouveneverplayedtubers3670
    @whatyouveneverplayedtubers3670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Jacob: I love you Bella
    After Bella dies
    Jacob: I love Bella’s baby
    Bella awakes
    Edwrad: Bella! I forget to change the toilet roll again

  • @picardisnotamused67
    @picardisnotamused67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “I FORGOT TO CHAAAAANGE THE TOILET PAPER ROOOLL AGAIIN”
    I flipping dIED

  • @towiiiaany7436
    @towiiiaany7436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2481

    I love how Robert Pattinson hates this movie himself 😂😂😂

    • @MJ-sz2ki
      @MJ-sz2ki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He does?

    • @Seadog7981
      @Seadog7981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@MJ-sz2ki yes.

    • @RoseBaggins
      @RoseBaggins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I appreciate him more because of it. 😆

    • @daughterofyah6209
      @daughterofyah6209 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lmfaoo true 🤣🤣

    • @pwnstroyer
      @pwnstroyer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      It's so sad he talked the entire time about how he wished he was still in HP. XD

  • @BriannaKrystal
    @BriannaKrystal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1232

    No one:
    Bella: I'm going to name my baby Renesmee.

    • @CanisLupus1987
      @CanisLupus1987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Or after the guy who is wooing her half the series.

    • @lightdarkequivalent7143
      @lightdarkequivalent7143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Lockness monster

    • @SomePerson_Online
      @SomePerson_Online 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Brianna Johnson I mean, that ain’t as bad as Edward Jacob 🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @deandean433
      @deandean433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think the sentiment of Renesmee is there.

    • @RasenRendanX
      @RasenRendanX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      How the fk do you even say that name

  • @sunnycustardpie
    @sunnycustardpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    So glad he didn't show the part when her back snaps like a freaking pretzel stick 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @TheBuffetWitch
      @TheBuffetWitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Babii. Girl_ snap crackle and pop!! I'm cryin!🤣

    • @sunnycustardpie
      @sunnycustardpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@TheBuffetWitch 💀💀💀

    • @frankiekane2251
      @frankiekane2251 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hate that part.

  • @its..muffins2974
    @its..muffins2974 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "and for some reason looks like micheal jackson now."
    I'm deceased from rolling on the floor laughing💀
    also we all need a full version of the toilet paper roll song🧻

  • @kdragon713
    @kdragon713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    Shark boy and lava girl would be hilarious!!

  • @epicgam2317
    @epicgam2317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +741

    "Bella, I know you asked for no tomatoes on your burger, but the chef put tomatoes on it. I must now lock myself in the bathroom to cry and brood."

  • @freakytesla1733
    @freakytesla1733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1915

    Jacob : *falls in love with a child, who is minutes old*
    Mcgonnagal: Have a biscuit, Jacob.

    • @LucianUchiha
      @LucianUchiha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      Also McGonagall" Would you mind telling me why you've decided you've fallen in love with Mr. Diggory's baby?

    • @miniaturecreature
      @miniaturecreature 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@LucianUchiha this comment thread😂😂😂❣️

    • @thatrandomaccount4342
      @thatrandomaccount4342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@LucianUchiha
      Jacob: Well, you see...
      McGonnahal: Have a biscuit, Jacob

    • @Underworld.Entertainment
      @Underworld.Entertainment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      YESSSS, this is amazing..

    • @esht_thegreat
      @esht_thegreat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

  • @corruption-1912
    @corruption-1912 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Bella, I accidentally washed one red sock with your white socks and now they are all pink."
    I really wished that this would have been an actual line from the movie

  • @rinhd1977
    @rinhd1977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1699

    The baby made her look even more like Michael Jackson

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Hundredth like*
      XD

    • @justanotherarmy8607
      @justanotherarmy8607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hee hee

    • @Den-zt8fo
      @Den-zt8fo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lucky her

    • @angelg6593
      @angelg6593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ok don’t disrespect The king and the best human being Michael Jackson. It’s been 10 years since he has been gone so please stop fucking insulting him already. Just let him Rest In Peace. 🤦🏻‍♀️👏🏽😤

    • @SofieCarmine
      @SofieCarmine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@angelg6593 yes

  • @lordshiva4229
    @lordshiva4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    "I forgot to change the toilet paper roll again~"
    I Died LOL.

    • @tinahawley320
      @tinahawley320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shiva I was laughing even when he was just playing the piano and then he started singing and I was like CANT EVEN LOL

    • @AikiraBeats
      @AikiraBeats 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Right that should be turned into a song

    • @chrissamuel4528
      @chrissamuel4528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was laughing the whole time he did the Edeward brooding montage

    • @lordshiva4229
      @lordshiva4229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chrissamuel4528 Same!

    • @dannyrpgninetwooak6434
      @dannyrpgninetwooak6434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAO, that's utterly hilarious!

  • @asembo9024
    @asembo9024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    Is it me or is it every time he says the "Devil's tango" I can't stop giggling

  • @usernamefortynine
    @usernamefortynine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Fun fact: The “Secret deserted island” was the island that Carlisle (Edwards adoptive dad) gave to Esme (Edwards adoptive mother) as their wedding gift but Esme let Edward and Bella use it for their honeymoon

  • @lynnhough9318
    @lynnhough9318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1763

    Bella’s like *Derrrr*
    Edward’s like, *Derrrrr*
    And Jacob’s like *Hrmf hrmf*
    Sounds about right.
    Edit: Thx so much for all the likes 😂

    • @ervelineprophete8210
      @ervelineprophete8210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I was looking for that comment🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ninaserrano2159
      @ninaserrano2159 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i stggg, i was laughing so hard at this that i couldn’t breathe & my sister asked why i was laughing so hard and i had to show her this 😂😂

    • @lynnhough9318
      @lynnhough9318 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      nina serrano glad you found it funny XD I definitely did!

  • @daddyson9104
    @daddyson9104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1934

    I love Alex so much and when I get notifications that he has posted I smile

    • @raulreyes1231
      @raulreyes1231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same xD
      :3

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Likewise, it makes my entire Tuesday, and his thumbnails and captions never fail to get a smirk or a laugh out of me!😁😂

    • @salmansaleeman2285
      @salmansaleeman2285 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trina Q it’s summer break

    • @daddyson9104
      @daddyson9104 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trina Q first I was like oh another animator but then I binge watched all of his videos and I’m obsessed

    • @nia_m_h_2334
      @nia_m_h_2334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

  • @oluwatomiolanrewaju6456
    @oluwatomiolanrewaju6456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    "I must climb to the highest mountain where I can be alone and cry and stuff..."
    Mood 😔✌🏾

  • @riaclimis4491
    @riaclimis4491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    let's all just take a moment to appreciate bella's eyeshadow

  • @kaitlynj.7389
    @kaitlynj.7389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    Edwards has a hard time controlling himself during the-
    *D E V I L S T A N G O*
    😂😂😂 I love this channel so much 👍

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +606

    Might as well call this Twilight 4 : Infinity War

  • @rebekahwellons9383
    @rebekahwellons9383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    jacob: "its like gravity your whole center shifts."
    me: and i oop

    • @JayNizzy
      @JayNizzy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @sunnycustardpie
      @sunnycustardpie 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      HA 😂😂😂

    • @noahpowers1513
      @noahpowers1513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      the face of beauTAE luuuuuuv

    • @andrea-cu6pb
      @andrea-cu6pb 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂, and hello fellow army

  • @jjjlove2260
    @jjjlove2260 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I always thought it was so messed up when Jacob imprinted on Renesmee too When I spoke with my friends about Twilight it seemed like I was the only one who was completely disturbed by that shit. Like he literally fell in love with a baby at first sight. 😖

    • @bluegreen5377
      @bluegreen5377 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's extremely messed up, and I don't get how anyone can think differently. If anything the whole "imprinting is not sexual until the kid is old enough to be having sex, and until then it's like older brother/younger sister or protector or guardian or whatever" is even more fucked up. It's called grooming, especially since it's a given that they will end up sleeping together and the older party knows this. And Meyers didn't stop at Jacob imprinting on a kid, if I remember correctly one of his best friends imprints on a normal 3 year old.

    • @blackcatbrewz
      @blackcatbrewz ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bluegreen5377 Meyer was pretty racist in how she wrote the native characters lmao

    • @chexrt630
      @chexrt630 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rightttt!

    • @blackcatbrewz
      @blackcatbrewz ปีที่แล้ว

      @Michelle ummm have you not read the books? She literally makes the vampires canonly colonizers and then tries to make the native characters villains even tho they are being colonized by white people. She also talks about committing genocide against a real native tribe. Like the Quileute tribe is real? Lmfao have you not seen all the discussions on TH-cam from said tribe talking about all the damage her story has done to their tribe and reservation? 🗿

    • @dogouchu4356
      @dogouchu4356 ปีที่แล้ว

      oh so THATs hoe you spell that incantion of a name

  • @Amsayy
    @Amsayy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +664

    “Edwards leaves her looking like this:
    CAR COMMERCIAL!”
    For a hot second I thought you were saying that Edward got carried away in bed and turned her into a Honda Civic

    • @valpardo6405
      @valpardo6405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Haha my commercial at tgat cut off moment was google home wirh the caption " welcome to your happy home".

    • @Lyza0327
      @Lyza0327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      On mines i got that state farm commercial where the shed was on fire. For a second i was like wtf that did not happen and then I realized it was the commercial lmao 😂 how embarrassing

    • @eclipsemoons6557
      @eclipsemoons6557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I got TH-cam red commercial

    • @kathe.s.268
      @kathe.s.268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@eclipsemoons6557 ayyyyy, me too!

  • @lizbethdelacerda6576
    @lizbethdelacerda6576 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    As someone who used to love twilight I admit Jacob imprinting on renessme was weird af, it sucks that people that wrote fan fiction did a better job at writing than the actual author lol

    • @SilverHedgehog1999
      @SilverHedgehog1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The sequels to twilight feel like bad fanfiction about itself. And not just bad fanfiction, the REALLY bad/weird and creepy fanfiction.

    • @jamtom2434
      @jamtom2434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Okay so imprinting is when a wolf finds his soul mate. Once they imprint he is forever bonded to her. She/he automatically loves each other because their souls were made for each other. You can imprint at any age you meet your mate. Your love changes until it reaches its proper form. Like if Jacob met renesme at the same age as he.... It would've been a love between a husband and a wife. But since she's a baby. It's a fatherly love. He wants to protect her help her become who she is. Renesme has a gift she can show you memories. She showed Jacob that they'll be together "forever" at least his forever since she'll outlive him. With the first movie the imprint is weird until you know by the second movie that renesme for her fist 7 years will grow at a rapid age at the end of her first 7 years she'll be an adult mind and body. So Jacob love for her would be nurtured and grown for 7 years before it can really be consummated

    • @maximumrisk2004
      @maximumrisk2004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jamtom2434 That is still weird af. I understand imprinting. I had enough Dogs, but it is still creepy. Then again, marrying a Dude who is at least 100 Years older than you is also creepy af. These books/movies are just something else.

    • @toxicfataldestiny5408
      @toxicfataldestiny5408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jam Tom yeah, that’s actually why in the book it even says that the wolves stop aging for 18 years if they imprint when the person they imprint on is younger or something like that so because Renesmee is gonna grow quicker then most humans he’ll be able to stay frozen at the age he is for a bit longer after she’s grown.

  • @jay-bp1zk
    @jay-bp1zk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    "So get ready for it because i-"
    *ad plays*
    Me: 👀

  • @nocializer
    @nocializer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    *Edward starts to do CPR*
    *Alex cues the end credits*
    Alex: If only, huh?
    I’M 100% WITH YOU, ALEX!

    • @iigamer_simplylpanda8912
      @iigamer_simplylpanda8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its alice

    • @nocializer
      @nocializer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iigamer_simplylpanda8912 i meant Alex. Alex pulled up the end credits after Bella "died."

    • @iigamer_simplylpanda8912
      @iigamer_simplylpanda8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I- No alice helped jacob to push rosalie Jacob and Edward help bela ur wrong

    • @nocializer
      @nocializer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iigamer_simplylpanda8912 but did Alice pull up the end credits? No. That's dumb. No one in the movie pulls up the end credits.

  • @spacepotato5524
    @spacepotato5524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    This video was fucking hilarious. "What was your favorite part of the movie" I'm sitting here in silence with an eyebrow raised like "none, son." Alex: "that was my favorite part too" Also, the werewolves drawn as furries, lmao.

    • @mavisneeboi7799
      @mavisneeboi7799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Space Potato mine was... did Jacob jxt fall in love with a baby

  • @itschoechoe
    @itschoechoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    i will never get over the way Alex draws Edward's hair LOL

  • @airachica
    @airachica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

    My dad and I watched this movie together on TV one time, and he had never heard of Twilight or seen the former movies like I had, so he was slightly confused at first, but I just gave him the minimum explanation he would need to understand. "Edward is a vampire, Bella is a human, Jacob is a werewolf" and that was basically it. So, we get to the ending of this movie with Bella surviving and waking up with red eyes, obviously having turned into a vampire. And my dad... a 60-something year old hillbilly got MAD. He was SO MAD that the movie ended THERE! He started saying shit like "they can't end it there!" and asking me if I could get ahold of the next movie. And when I had to tell him it wasn't even MADE YET... he got EVEN MORE PISSED OFF. It's the funniest and fondest memory I have of my dad cause again... 60-something hillbilly straight cis male who got MAD that this movie ended on a "cliffhanger". And he kept asking about the next movie until it finally got in theaters and he made me take him to it x'D

  • @sita7970
    @sita7970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    imagine being bella and having to always be wearing clothes that compliment you, hair down or generally nice, mind how you're walking and stuff just 'cause your vampire boyfriend could come without warning ANY SECOND.

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      really does make him sound stalkery, which he totally is, then again, i guess alot of guys in real life can be that way, being a female sounds really sucky sometimes (and i hope i said that all ok i struggle with converying my thoughts properly sometimes)

    • @sita7970
      @sita7970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 yes yes ypu wrote that perfectly don't worry

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sita7970 ok cool, it can be hard sometimes lol

  • @hescutethough2419
    @hescutethough2419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    "so what was your favourite part of the movie"
    me: *breaths*
    "yeah that was mine too!"
    me: "heh"

  • @breelynn8810
    @breelynn8810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +543

    Is nobody gonna talk about when the baby popped out? Because I died at that part lmao

    • @forencu
      @forencu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      "aaaAAAAAAaaaah-"

    • @marilync.3425
      @marilync.3425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMAO ME TOO

    • @rossjames271
      @rossjames271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      so did Bella oop

    • @mavisneeboi7799
      @mavisneeboi7799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bree_597 Lynn me too 😂😂😂😂

    • @Luvelyte
      @Luvelyte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bree_597 Lynn I scrolled down after that part just to see the comments about it.

  • @ssapling3902
    @ssapling3902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    "I kinda miss the early movies"
    It might interest you to know that the last two movies were the only ones Stephanie Meyer had any actual control over, cuz she got mad about how the previous films were ruining her books LMAO

    • @hypergal8
      @hypergal8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ssapling Omg dude I am cringing and laughing at the same time 😭

    • @some_metalhead
      @some_metalhead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ssapling She was so pissed they cast a black person as Laurent in Twilight and New Moon, since, you know, she had no black characters in her books. Or gay characters. Just while people and some native Americans who were dirt poor and couldn’t control their tempers . . . Yikes.

    • @Nicholenickinicscott
      @Nicholenickinicscott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      good cause her books are all pieces of shit, I have a parody of twilight 1 and I wish they would've made that a film cause it's less laughable then her fanfiction books combined

    • @ssapling3902
      @ssapling3902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@some_metalhead the one Asian character is the only one who likes martial arts films and has literally no impact on the plot whatsoever
      Also there IS a black character in Breaking Dawn. He's a criminal who hangs out in the "hood". It might be a blessing in disguise that she didn't actually try to write any other black characters

  • @okthen623
    @okthen623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Jacob: *falls in love with baby*
    Alex: *wheeze* OH?!

  • @Chriszeo
    @Chriszeo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    I don’t think it’s the devil’s tango if they’re married. I believe it would be God’s tango, probably

    • @tmd-w1552
      @tmd-w1552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Edward is a whole Demon....
      So I'm going to say no..God left him a longggg time ago.

    • @Tigerlilyheart_
      @Tigerlilyheart_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This comment made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes. God’s tango 😂😂😂

    • @kaylaw86
      @kaylaw86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TMD-W LMFAOO

    • @KT-hm5sw
      @KT-hm5sw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not if your not religious? Idk lol

    • @KT-hm5sw
      @KT-hm5sw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      L_ Mak ok ok 😭

  • @adellamulawarman6672
    @adellamulawarman6672 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Jacob: basically falls in love with Bella's child
    Me: and I oop-

    • @Sketchpoet.2406
      @Sketchpoet.2406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I thought that creepy too. And wondered how I was fooled to thinking this was romantic. Yeah, so delusional.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Sketchpoet.2406 It wasn't meant to be romantic.
      He's a werewolf. Linked to wolves in ways. Wolves are ancestors of dogs. Many traits are similar.
      Dogs link themselves to humans. It's why we call them "man's best friend"
      Dogs will even link themselves to children.
      So the movie had dog boy imprint on the child. Imprinting isn't love in the sense that we think of when we say the word. It's just the dog's way of liking something and saying, "I'm going to be loyal to that specific human no matter what anyone else says."
      Loyalty. That's what imprinting is all about. Not love in the sense of marriage and kids and all that.
      You got mixed up cause he DID in fact feel all that love and stuff with the girl, bella.
      BUT ALSO the baby is half vampire. Each vamp has a special power. And being that this is a baby, part of it's power is that it forced it's will on Wolfy. Making him imprint harder than he naturally would. Which is were we get all visions of he imagining her growing up and all that.
      The point is that she encouraged him to imprint and be loyal to her for as long as she lives..or as long as he lives.He was seiously going to kill it, and that was the baby's defense.

    • @caidyb.484
      @caidyb.484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Maybe the constant perfect makeup is the real reason she wanted to be a vampire....

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mark Lucchese lol

    • @MrWereWolfGirl
      @MrWereWolfGirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Sketchpoet.2406 I found that hella creepy when I was reading the books, I mean an immortal vampire that's super old and a young teen girl, that's creepy but falling in love with an unborn child… that's just weird and creepy and just nope.

  • @sophisticatedserpent2434
    @sophisticatedserpent2434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Alex neeeeeeds to now watch vampires suck once he’s done the twilight films!!
    It’s really strange but a truly marvellous piece of film 😂

    • @cubbleshasreturned6968
      @cubbleshasreturned6968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The girl in that movie was a better cast for Bella than bell herself

    • @vibhutiparalkar2747
      @vibhutiparalkar2747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cubbleshasreturned6968 i know rightt

    • @parcyvalley9618
      @parcyvalley9618 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think personally it's a really great movie set aside those romantic scenes and Bella showing interest in both guys set aside those and I think the movie was awesome all those fighting action scenes and the lure of the story about vampires, werewolves and humans is amazing and also my Girl ❤️ Mackenzie Foy was there so...

  • @auroraborealis1489
    @auroraborealis1489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I just finished binge watching the whole set of movies for the first time just to enjoy videos like these.