im pretty sure alice changed her clothes and did her makeup and hair so she looked nice when she woke up. i may be wrong but if i remember correctly thats what happened
@@Xehanort10 I don't think he wanted to have sex with her as a baby, more likely when she's an adult. Which is still creepy considering he's raising her
@Michael Moretti nope he actually was hating on the movies during press conferences. and I don't think that a guy who consistently chooses indie movies to play in really cares that much about the teenage girls' attention
@@tdawgson Not trying to justify wtf is the lore of these books but it sounds like it's almost like destiny so I guess the baby was always going to be a girl. Since Jacob also sees what it shall look like in many years when he imprints on it. But ngl, pansexual Jacob would have been cool... Ok nevermind cuz it's still a damn baby. I understand the platonic love but it looks so problematic to have a destiny driven love at first sight for a newborn 😭
I'm 100% convinced that no one hates these movies more than the actors in them. I've never seen a cast look that dead inside and unmotivated in my entire life.
Chiara twilight helped them get known cause it became popular if it wasn’t for twilight then they wouldn’t have gotten the roles they gotten. I don’t think Kristen hates that she was a part of twilight but Robert definitely hates it which I find is selfish
@@madmaxzommer11 They can still be happy/grateful about the platform it gave them but still hate the movies itself. They were forced to make all of them even if one of the actors didn't want to anymore due to a contract they signed. It's not selfish to not like something you starred in. Not every artist is proud of everything they've done.
@Michelle Hernandez. Not every actor likes or has to like every film and TV series they're in you know. Pattinson didn't have to like the films just because he was in them. That's not selfish just because you like the films. Literally every actor and actress in them hated them. Taylor Lautner said Twilight ruined his career. Anna Kendrick forgot she was in them until recently which since her character was just "Bella's friend Jessica" I can't really blame her. Why do you think Michael Sheen who played the Volturi leader Aro acted so over the top? Because he knew the character he was playing and film series he was in was total shit so he decided to have some fun and ham it up.
Bella: **shows Jacob shes pregnant** Jacob: **glares at Edward** "yOU did this!-" Alex: "THAAAATS RIGHT JACOB, THAT IS INDEED WHERE BABIES COME FROM. YOU SOLVED THE PUZZLE! good for u." IM DEAD AHAHA
"Guy and girl get married, girl gets pregnant, guy wants her to get rid of it, girl wants to keep it, girl's best guy friend is angry cause he is in the friend zone, girl dies while giving birth to the baby, girl's guy bestfriend falls in love with the baby................WHAT THE HECK IS THIS MOVIE?!" *Me: having an asthma attack due to laughing wayy to hard*
Chalchiuhtlicue sameeee i was grounded and got these books and read them all in a week and i liked them but when i was ungrounded i watched the movies and when i finished them all i just stared at my screen for a good 10, 15, minutes just like “hUH?!”
the maker is a female who has fetishes for pedophiles so she writes a book about vamfairies and Direwolves to cover up the fact that's her real fetish lol failed epically though xD
Since Jacob only liked Bella because of the unborn Renesmee egg, does that mean that there was one week where he thought Edward was *Really Hot* No wonder he almost didn't show up to the wedding that would have been akwaaard.
@@madamefluffy4788 thats actually a logical explanation though it's still weird that they'd do that themselves and before even telling her family but who am I to judge 🤷♀️
I like how unrealistically Edward responds to Bella’s constant flirting with Jacob. He and Jacob just act like she has no control over her actions, but with the level of controlling and pessimism that Edward shows- he’d be giving her shit every time she so much as looked at another guy. She gets off waaaay too easily for how the relationship dynamic works.
fr, you'd think she could just make up her damn mind but no, plus she acts (and some see her as) somehow wise beyond her years, but everyone excuses alott of her behavoir cause "she's just young", bit of a contradiction there
Imprinting isn't "falling in love" though. Technically imprinting just binds you to a certain person and you become whatever they need you to be including a completely platonic brother type.
cody baggett you know I was actually thinking about that earlier, like why did s. Meyer write Jacobs character that way and why did everyone like it at the time? I think it’s cus kids are like the most pure precious beings, and all they want is love and affection, and like, the idea of an older responsible person being there for a kid, loving that kid 100% no matter what is kind of awesome. So yeah i get what you’re saying about imprinting being more than “love”. I just feel like the idea was handled super poorly in the book, like the fact the connection happened instantly makes it creepy to me, so does the fact it’s implied he’s going to marry her. Also it just didn’t fit Jacobs character in general imo, he was this cool wolfy dude who fixed cars....actually, now I’m trying to think of what his actual character traits were, and I’m coming up blank lmao, so I guess maybe imprinting on a random baby does fit his character
@@inannab7769 yeah I read these books. If I remember right it implies the only reason he loved Bella was because he would eventually imprint no Reneesme.
Laree Bennett what...that makes it even weirder. I read them too (and loved them lol) but I never finished the last one because I got so angry I when it switched to Jacobs point of view that I had to put it down... I just wanted him to be a chill badass werewolf, not randomly run away from his problems to go cry in the woods and be super emo
All the twilight movie plots: Movie 1: Bella is in danger. Movie 2: Litterally don't even know. Is there even a story in that film ? Movie 3: Bella is in danger. Movie 4: Bella is in danger. Movie 5: Bella's daughter is in danger. Literally.
@Sugar Spice idk about that. Bella was the one being obsessive, literally sitting infront of her computer for 6 months waiting to hear back, and putting herself in danger so he would show up
@@Firegirl483 what do you mean hear back, she was litterally sending mail to a closed account for 3 months ... That's a loong reach if you really want to hear back..
Y'all, he doesnt fall in love with her when she is a baby. He is gonna be like a brother. But when she comes of age like 18 years or so, then the feelings are gonna be romantic. That is imprinting.
My favorite thing is how in the book Edward essentially tells Jacob to convince Bella to abort the vamp baby and if he does, he can get her pregnant instead. However I understand why they chose to leave that out 🤣🤣🤣
“Edward has a hard time controlling himself during the DEVIL’S TANGO, and laves Bella looks like this.” *immediately gets a Subway ad* No joke, this actually happened.
This movie is definitely the point where Jacob Black went from one of the ONLY redeemable aspects of the Twilight franchise to super unlikeable up to the ranks of Bella Swan(-Hadid) and Edward Cullen(-Styles).
@@BezddDakota they cleaned the blood off her, are we supposed to believe they did her makeup too? She's lying there in agony and they're like omg makeoverrrr 😘💃💅
@@shreejitrading6513 in which book is it stated that he is 43 in any way? We know that he is a year younger than Bella which is emphasized by her when she says why she couldn't date him. And nowhere in the books, there is a mention that wolves age more rapidly than normal guys would. Technically Edward would be over a hundred years but no one seems to be creeped out by that.
@@alexandrakimbink3198 In new moon after bella found about Jacob being a werewolf. She asks about his growth spurt and he says due to being a wolf he is growing fastly so he is 30 or so at the moment and probably middle aged by summer. I dont remember the page no. I'll read and tell u later
Everything Wrong With did some great videos on those movies. I had less than ZERO interest in seeing the movies or reading the books, but I love to watch videos criticizing them.
Writers of twilight: abortion is bad! Also twilight writers: but it’s ok if a grown man falls in love with a baby, and the rest of this mess of twilight is also ok
Dude ngl this had me dYInG for about an hour. I used your time button as a free repeat button, hope you don't mind. I'm not even kidding when I say I played this one part over and over again. Sometimes, I literally just search up the video just to watch that part a few hundred times lmao
"Bella's like "guuuuh" and Eward's like "guuuuh" and then Jacob's like "grumphgrumphgrumph"" I gotta say, that's the best summary of this saga I have ever heard
@Kayla Bateast Sadly? Bruh, he forced himself on her and when she broke her hand fighting him off, he laughed. They're all trash. I mean, we have Jasper, and Rosalie, and Charlie... and some others. But main three? TRASH.
Xehanort10 I mean Edward was there when Bella kissed Jacob and when they were in the sleep bag but managed to stay calm, idk I feel like his so used to this
I feel sorry for that baby. Her boyfriend is her mom's ex, and he REALLY loved her mom. Not to mention Jacob doesn't get along with her dad. I feel sorry for her.
And the books weren't bad. "New Moon" was pretty hopelessly dark. But for the most part, it was just the movies that weren't respectable. People also lay on the hate more than necessary, just because tween girls liked the series. By the way, I love that you're a Pretty Reckless fan too.
"and for some reason looks like micheal jackson now." I'm deceased from rolling on the floor laughing💀 also we all need a full version of the toilet paper roll song🧻
"Bella, I accidentally washed one red sock with your white socks and now they are all pink." I really wished that this would have been an actual line from the movie
Ok don’t disrespect The king and the best human being Michael Jackson. It’s been 10 years since he has been gone so please stop fucking insulting him already. Just let him Rest In Peace. 🤦🏻♀️👏🏽😤
Fun fact: The “Secret deserted island” was the island that Carlisle (Edwards adoptive dad) gave to Esme (Edwards adoptive mother) as their wedding gift but Esme let Edward and Bella use it for their honeymoon
I always thought it was so messed up when Jacob imprinted on Renesmee too When I spoke with my friends about Twilight it seemed like I was the only one who was completely disturbed by that shit. Like he literally fell in love with a baby at first sight. 😖
It's extremely messed up, and I don't get how anyone can think differently. If anything the whole "imprinting is not sexual until the kid is old enough to be having sex, and until then it's like older brother/younger sister or protector or guardian or whatever" is even more fucked up. It's called grooming, especially since it's a given that they will end up sleeping together and the older party knows this. And Meyers didn't stop at Jacob imprinting on a kid, if I remember correctly one of his best friends imprints on a normal 3 year old.
@Michelle ummm have you not read the books? She literally makes the vampires canonly colonizers and then tries to make the native characters villains even tho they are being colonized by white people. She also talks about committing genocide against a real native tribe. Like the Quileute tribe is real? Lmfao have you not seen all the discussions on TH-cam from said tribe talking about all the damage her story has done to their tribe and reservation? 🗿
“Edwards leaves her looking like this: CAR COMMERCIAL!” For a hot second I thought you were saying that Edward got carried away in bed and turned her into a Honda Civic
On mines i got that state farm commercial where the shed was on fire. For a second i was like wtf that did not happen and then I realized it was the commercial lmao 😂 how embarrassing
As someone who used to love twilight I admit Jacob imprinting on renessme was weird af, it sucks that people that wrote fan fiction did a better job at writing than the actual author lol
Okay so imprinting is when a wolf finds his soul mate. Once they imprint he is forever bonded to her. She/he automatically loves each other because their souls were made for each other. You can imprint at any age you meet your mate. Your love changes until it reaches its proper form. Like if Jacob met renesme at the same age as he.... It would've been a love between a husband and a wife. But since she's a baby. It's a fatherly love. He wants to protect her help her become who she is. Renesme has a gift she can show you memories. She showed Jacob that they'll be together "forever" at least his forever since she'll outlive him. With the first movie the imprint is weird until you know by the second movie that renesme for her fist 7 years will grow at a rapid age at the end of her first 7 years she'll be an adult mind and body. So Jacob love for her would be nurtured and grown for 7 years before it can really be consummated
@@jamtom2434 That is still weird af. I understand imprinting. I had enough Dogs, but it is still creepy. Then again, marrying a Dude who is at least 100 Years older than you is also creepy af. These books/movies are just something else.
Jam Tom yeah, that’s actually why in the book it even says that the wolves stop aging for 18 years if they imprint when the person they imprint on is younger or something like that so because Renesmee is gonna grow quicker then most humans he’ll be able to stay frozen at the age he is for a bit longer after she’s grown.
This video was fucking hilarious. "What was your favorite part of the movie" I'm sitting here in silence with an eyebrow raised like "none, son." Alex: "that was my favorite part too" Also, the werewolves drawn as furries, lmao.
My dad and I watched this movie together on TV one time, and he had never heard of Twilight or seen the former movies like I had, so he was slightly confused at first, but I just gave him the minimum explanation he would need to understand. "Edward is a vampire, Bella is a human, Jacob is a werewolf" and that was basically it. So, we get to the ending of this movie with Bella surviving and waking up with red eyes, obviously having turned into a vampire. And my dad... a 60-something year old hillbilly got MAD. He was SO MAD that the movie ended THERE! He started saying shit like "they can't end it there!" and asking me if I could get ahold of the next movie. And when I had to tell him it wasn't even MADE YET... he got EVEN MORE PISSED OFF. It's the funniest and fondest memory I have of my dad cause again... 60-something hillbilly straight cis male who got MAD that this movie ended on a "cliffhanger". And he kept asking about the next movie until it finally got in theaters and he made me take him to it x'D
imagine being bella and having to always be wearing clothes that compliment you, hair down or generally nice, mind how you're walking and stuff just 'cause your vampire boyfriend could come without warning ANY SECOND.
really does make him sound stalkery, which he totally is, then again, i guess alot of guys in real life can be that way, being a female sounds really sucky sometimes (and i hope i said that all ok i struggle with converying my thoughts properly sometimes)
"I kinda miss the early movies" It might interest you to know that the last two movies were the only ones Stephanie Meyer had any actual control over, cuz she got mad about how the previous films were ruining her books LMAO
Ssapling She was so pissed they cast a black person as Laurent in Twilight and New Moon, since, you know, she had no black characters in her books. Or gay characters. Just while people and some native Americans who were dirt poor and couldn’t control their tempers . . . Yikes.
good cause her books are all pieces of shit, I have a parody of twilight 1 and I wish they would've made that a film cause it's less laughable then her fanfiction books combined
@@some_metalhead the one Asian character is the only one who likes martial arts films and has literally no impact on the plot whatsoever Also there IS a black character in Breaking Dawn. He's a criminal who hangs out in the "hood". It might be a blessing in disguise that she didn't actually try to write any other black characters
@@Sketchpoet.2406 It wasn't meant to be romantic. He's a werewolf. Linked to wolves in ways. Wolves are ancestors of dogs. Many traits are similar. Dogs link themselves to humans. It's why we call them "man's best friend" Dogs will even link themselves to children. So the movie had dog boy imprint on the child. Imprinting isn't love in the sense that we think of when we say the word. It's just the dog's way of liking something and saying, "I'm going to be loyal to that specific human no matter what anyone else says." Loyalty. That's what imprinting is all about. Not love in the sense of marriage and kids and all that. You got mixed up cause he DID in fact feel all that love and stuff with the girl, bella. BUT ALSO the baby is half vampire. Each vamp has a special power. And being that this is a baby, part of it's power is that it forced it's will on Wolfy. Making him imprint harder than he naturally would. Which is were we get all visions of he imagining her growing up and all that. The point is that she encouraged him to imprint and be loyal to her for as long as she lives..or as long as he lives.He was seiously going to kill it, and that was the baby's defense.
@@Sketchpoet.2406 I found that hella creepy when I was reading the books, I mean an immortal vampire that's super old and a young teen girl, that's creepy but falling in love with an unborn child… that's just weird and creepy and just nope.
I think personally it's a really great movie set aside those romantic scenes and Bella showing interest in both guys set aside those and I think the movie was awesome all those fighting action scenes and the lure of the story about vampires, werewolves and humans is amazing and also my Girl ❤️ Mackenzie Foy was there so...
Her changing into a vampire gave her perfect mascara and smokey eyeshadow.
Everyone knows that pftttt
I thought that was from where they were prepping her for a funeral? Maybe I'm wrong
im pretty sure alice changed her clothes and did her makeup and hair so she looked nice when she woke up. i may be wrong but if i remember correctly thats what happened
That's really... weird, tbh. Alice just casually doing a make-over while Bella is dead or unconscious or comatose or whatever. Kinda creepy.
Junesong x she could see the future so I think she knew she’d end up waking up
Jacob: Falls in love with baby
Me: “Hi child protection services”
😂😂😂
Chris Hansen: Jacob, why don't you take a seat right over there?
FBI OPEN UP
what does imprinted means? like he fell in love with the baby?
@@Xehanort10 I don't think he wanted to have sex with her as a baby, more likely when she's an adult. Which is still creepy considering he's raising her
The best thing to come out of twilight is Robert Pattinson's hatred of it
That's a total fact.
And Anna Kendrick's
@Michael Moretti what you have is what i need in my life..
@Michael Moretti nope he actually was hating on the movies during press conferences. and I don't think that a guy who consistently chooses indie movies to play in really cares that much about the teenage girls' attention
If I was forced to stay with a girl because it sells the movie we're in, I would hate the franchise too
Bella was really about to name her baby after some dude she friend zoned huh
Yeah uh that’s just yeah
I’m
And would the imprinting have worked then?
@@tdawgson Not trying to justify wtf is the lore of these books but it sounds like it's almost like destiny so I guess the baby was always going to be a girl. Since Jacob also sees what it shall look like in many years when he imprints on it. But ngl, pansexual Jacob would have been cool...
Ok nevermind cuz it's still a damn baby. I understand the platonic love but it looks so problematic to have a destiny driven love at first sight for a newborn 😭
EJ lmao
I'm 100% convinced that no one hates these movies more than the actors in them. I've never seen a cast look that dead inside and unmotivated in my entire life.
Chiara twilight helped them get known cause it became popular if it wasn’t for twilight then they wouldn’t have gotten the roles they gotten. I don’t think Kristen hates that she was a part of twilight but Robert definitely hates it which I find is selfish
@@madmaxzommer11 They can still be happy/grateful about the platform it gave them but still hate the movies itself. They were forced to make all of them even if one of the actors didn't want to anymore due to a contract they signed. It's not selfish to not like something you starred in. Not every artist is proud of everything they've done.
@@madmaxzommer11 I mean one of them played Cedric in Harry Potter so I guess that could have helped him
@Michelle Hernandez. Not every actor likes or has to like every film and TV series they're in you know. Pattinson didn't have to like the films just because he was in them. That's not selfish just because you like the films. Literally every actor and actress in them hated them. Taylor Lautner said Twilight ruined his career. Anna Kendrick forgot she was in them until recently which since her character was just "Bella's friend Jessica" I can't really blame her. Why do you think Michael Sheen who played the Volturi leader Aro acted so over the top? Because he knew the character he was playing and film series he was in was total shit so he decided to have some fun and ham it up.
@@jungkodd not to mention Jacob/Taylor was sharkboy in sharkboy and lava girl
“Vampires have no heartbeat, which means no blood flow, which means... uuuh I got a lot of questions about all of this...”
Me too Alex, me too! 😐
maria tsigri you have no blood flow or you have question?
@@marenpodarm426 are you that dumb
maria tsigri no joke she explained it somewhere years ago and I gladly don’t remember why lol
Sara black
I really don’t want to know the explanation! 😶 This franchise is weird and stupid enough as it is!
I just want to know why having an ice cube inside you would be enjoyable... 🤔
Bella: **shows Jacob shes pregnant**
Jacob: **glares at Edward** "yOU did this!-"
Alex: "THAAAATS RIGHT JACOB, THAT IS INDEED WHERE BABIES COME FROM. YOU SOLVED THE PUZZLE! good for u."
IM DEAD AHAHA
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😆😆😆😆
webrokethepa 200 points for jacob you solved the first riddle now try another
*wHeEzE*
That part made me crack up
SAME
“I’ve been waiting a century to marry you.” So you’ve been waiting since you were nine???
Exactly what I thought, weird right?
Vampires are weird
@JAQUASIA GARY-STEVENSON ok
@JAQUASIA GARY-STEVENSON why tho 😂
lmbo my exact reaction
"Guy and girl get married, girl gets pregnant, guy wants her to get rid of it, girl wants to keep it, girl's best guy friend is angry cause he is in the friend zone, girl dies while giving birth to the baby, girl's guy bestfriend falls in love with the baby................WHAT THE HECK IS THIS MOVIE?!"
*Me: having an asthma attack due to laughing wayy to hard*
Same
I didn't see the movies, but that's how I felt reading the books 😂
Chalchiuhtlicue sameeee i was grounded and got these books and read them all in a week and i liked them but when i was ungrounded i watched the movies and when i finished them all i just stared at my screen for a good 10, 15, minutes just like “hUH?!”
Sara Tasnim I laughed so hard.
Me too lol
I laugh so hard every time you say “devils tango” 😂😂
Lmaooo FR
LMAO
XD
Yesss!!
Soo glaD Im not the only one.. no matter the video.. those 2 words get me eachtime
also the whole animation about @Prons and cons@ of marriage... i just can't :'D
Edward hangs out in trees and sparkles... definitely more of a fairy
Fae dont sparkle either.
Theyre more demonic.
Hehe 😅
the maker is a female who has fetishes for pedophiles so she writes a book about vamfairies and Direwolves to cover up the fact that's her real fetish lol failed epically though xD
@@Valaso-Osalav that's.....oddly specific😐
Fairy with an iron deficiency. That's why they need blood. 😂
Since Jacob only liked Bella because of the unborn Renesmee egg, does that mean that there was one week where he thought Edward was *Really Hot*
No wonder he almost didn't show up to the wedding that would have been akwaaard.
Humans aren't Russian nesting dolls, like each newborn is a new creation with no inherit right to birth but with an inherit right to a deginfide life
#BisexualProblems
I’m more interested in if he would have imprinted on Bella’s baby if she’d chosen him over Edward and they’d had a baby together.
@@wintersbabyy Oh, that's _so_ gross! 😨😆
@@katie6731 Well that’s the most important question here.
I'm mad we skipped over the part where Bella dropped the cup and the vamp baby literally broke her back to try to get it lmao
Camille Worrell YES I mean WTF
Camille Worrell same was waiting for that too
Oh shit, I didn’t even think that’s what was happening there...
Backbreaking labour in the most literal sense.
THANK YOU
why couldn’t Bella just name her daughter something that doesn’t sound like Hermione Granger would say to break some glass..?
This made me cackle violently
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died
Hahahaha why doesn’t this comment have more likes????
i can actually picture hermione being like, “reneesme (or however the flip u spell it)!!” and bam, glass is gone
im dying
LMAO
" I forgot to change the toilet paper roll again" 😂😂 had me in splits
True best part I was laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂😂
Ankita Kuvalekar saaaaaame
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
As soon as I saw this comment,that part came up
Ankita Kuvalekar Lmaoooooo righttt
Bella: Why can’t you see how happy I am?
Me: idk, maybe ‘cause you have ZERO emotions on your face?!
lmaooo
You meant the single emotion of mild digestion problems all 4 movies
Bella Swan Cullen: The girl who did nothing, literally nothing!
Kristen stewart: the girl who never shuts her goddamn mouth
Except give birth to that goddamn demon baby
She might be one of the laziest protagonists ever. She got everything by doing nothing.
I’m Your Senpai Actually your wrong, Edward bit it out of her
Cookies n Tea ever 😂😂😂
So Bella dies and then wakes up with perfect eye make-up? Being a vampire seems practical...
Lol
I think they had prepped her body for a funeral. She just happened to turn after they finished.
@@madamefluffy4788 thats actually a logical explanation though it's still weird that they'd do that themselves and before even telling her family but who am I to judge 🤷♀️
Madame Fluffy no they knew she was going to change, Alice put her in the dress, so the whole makeup thing is really illogical
It’s supposed to be because she’s a vampire now so the makeup is supposed to be because she’s more beautiful now
“My werewolf friend fell in love with my newborn baby” should be a title for actually happened
Omg why is that so true...
Sounds like a Nigerian movie title on TH-cam.
My mom’s werewolf friend fell in love with me
@@severussnape8040 😂😂😂
NOT CLICKBAIT
I like how unrealistically Edward responds to Bella’s constant flirting with Jacob. He and Jacob just act like she has no control over her actions, but with the level of controlling and pessimism that Edward shows- he’d be giving her shit every time she so much as looked at another guy. She gets off waaaay too easily for how the relationship dynamic works.
fr, you'd think she could just make up her damn mind but no, plus she acts (and some see her as) somehow wise beyond her years, but everyone excuses alott of her behavoir cause "she's just young", bit of a contradiction there
"giving her shit every time she so much as looked at another guy"? That's actually what pathologically jealous person would do.
Jacobs character arc deserved better than “and then randomly he falls in love with a baby, the end”
True tbh
Imprinting isn't "falling in love" though. Technically imprinting just binds you to a certain person and you become whatever they need you to be including a completely platonic brother type.
cody baggett you know I was actually thinking about that earlier, like why did s. Meyer write Jacobs character that way and why did everyone like it at the time? I think it’s cus kids are like the most pure precious beings, and all they want is love and affection, and like, the idea of an older responsible person being there for a kid, loving that kid 100% no matter what is kind of awesome. So yeah i get what you’re saying about imprinting being more than “love”. I just feel like the idea was handled super poorly in the book, like the fact the connection happened instantly makes it creepy to me, so does the fact it’s implied he’s going to marry her. Also it just didn’t fit Jacobs character in general imo, he was this cool wolfy dude who fixed cars....actually, now I’m trying to think of what his actual character traits were, and I’m coming up blank lmao, so I guess maybe imprinting on a random baby does fit his character
@@inannab7769 yeah I read these books. If I remember right it implies the only reason he loved Bella was because he would eventually imprint no Reneesme.
Laree Bennett what...that makes it even weirder. I read them too (and loved them lol) but I never finished the last one because I got so angry I when it switched to Jacobs point of view that I had to put it down... I just wanted him to be a chill badass werewolf, not randomly run away from his problems to go cry in the woods and be super emo
Bella was like
“Duuu”
And Edward was like
“DUUUUHHH”
And Jacob was like
“HRUMPH HRUMPH”
And that just goes on for like three movies
My favorite description ever!
Trues yees
And it continues for two more movies.
Leah Beah THATS the best part of the vid tbh😂
Pretty sure it’s “tak” not “hrumph”
Bella: *Gets pregnant*
Jacob: *Noooo*
Edward: *you can have my baby*
Jacob: *SCORE*
Bella: *wait wtf*
I- 💀💀
F
PLEASE 💀✋🏻
Basically the whole movie
LMAOOO😭💀
10:20
That “OH?!” Got me 💀💀💀
Bro I cannot stand how genius your writing is 😂😭😂
"After years of staring and heavy breathing and whatever this was..."
I can't my lungs hurt 😂😂😂😂😂
I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE EDWARD BEING DARK AND BROODING PART
Same
Same and that Jacob falling in love with the baby part too.
Same 😂
"Bella, I accidentally set the fan on high... not medium, some papers flew...I must go and be DARK"
"I forgooot to chaaaange the toilet roll agaaaainn"
All the twilight movie plots:
Movie 1: Bella is in danger.
Movie 2: Litterally don't even know. Is there even a story in that film ?
Movie 3: Bella is in danger.
Movie 4: Bella is in danger.
Movie 5: Bella's daughter is in danger.
Literally.
Harry Difelice THERES FIVE MOVIES?!?!?!?!? Ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyyy god!
In the second movie Edward told Bella to fuck off and then tried to kill himself when she jumped off a mountain. He didn't see that Jacob saved her
@Sugar Spice idk about that. Bella was the one being obsessive, literally sitting infront of her computer for 6 months waiting to hear back, and putting herself in danger so he would show up
@@Firegirl483 what do you mean hear back, she was litterally sending mail to a closed account for 3 months ... That's a loong reach if you really want to hear back..
Movie 4: Bella's grandchild is in danger
Jacob : *fall in love with a freaking baby*
*911 what's your emergency?*
Me : *"there is a pedophile werewolf"*
@@hilmalottarantala3314 in the books it's literally grooming
@@hallowrain Yeah, still different.
😂😂😂
@@Phos67 Still sh*t writing no matter how Stephanie Meyer tried to spin it. And it was all so she could get rid of the -competition- Jella ship. 🤦🏾♀️
Y'all, he doesnt fall in love with her when she is a baby. He is gonna be like a brother. But when she comes of age like 18 years or so, then the feelings are gonna be romantic. That is imprinting.
Alex : For some reason just looks a lot like Michael Jackson ....
Me : How did I did not see that... *Now I can not unseen that* ...
Same. XD
Yup xD
"Bella are you OK? Are you OK Bella? You've been hit by, you've been struck by a smooth criminal."
Same lol
It's the nose
"I must climb to the top of the highest mountain so I can be alone and -- cry and -- stuff" I feel attacked.
Bella was like
*duuu*
Edward was like
*DUUUU*
And Jacob was like
*HRUMPH HRUMPH*
Accurate. xD
Oh, it's a wolf thing.
Pretty accurate recap of the Twilight movies Alex! 🤤
If the boy is DUH and the girl is DUH, the fucking kid is gonna be DUH DUH DUH!
@@spritepunk OOF 😂🤣
My favorite thing is how in the book Edward essentially tells Jacob to convince Bella to abort the vamp baby and if he does, he can get her pregnant instead. However I understand why they chose to leave that out 🤣🤣🤣
@Jenerosity But if that really happened wouldn't Jacob be in love with his own daughter then?
@@zenoshinha2482 Oh. My. God. Why did you make me imagine that.
@Jenerosity i feel like that's just a form of of zoophilia tho-
Edward is like: *blrgshsh*
Bella is like: *blrgsjsjsh*
Jacob is like: *romfapsjsjs*
*This is so accurate I can't-*
Hahaha, they could have replaced every single ounce of dialogue in the script with those words, and it wouldn't have made much of a difference!😁😂
@@trinaq no it would have. The love story would have been better and so would Bella's acting
😆😅🤣
BTS Sucks
@@srahman8124 lol ok
Couldn’t Jacob have just moved on and found a nice wolf girl and not Bella’s baby? 😂
I honestly wanted him to get with Leah because she deserved love and the whole edward, jacob, Bella love triangle was just so...dumb.
I like the wolf girl thing better
Idk but Jacob said it's something he couldn't control
if only! but the whole imprinted/soulmate thing decided to extent our suffering for the sake of plot development
Niroda bulathsinghelage I know but couldn’t the writer have just made him go for a wolf girl instead XD
'I forgot to changeeee the toilet paper roll again'
These songs just make my morning.
“Edward has a hard time controlling himself during the DEVIL’S TANGO, and laves Bella looks like this.”
*immediately gets a Subway ad*
No joke, this actually happened.
I had a screaming woman in a horror movie commercial xD
here the ad was "adulting with Jane" LOL
The baby flying off at 9:27 caught me off guard, and now I can't stop laughing 😂😂
BANA Nawal and the noise💀💀
I’m at work trying to muffle my laughter, but I keep replaying that part. 😂😂😂😂
i actually cackled
SAMMEE!!!!!
SAME HSHSHBSKAAKJS
Can we just admire how Edward's eyebrows grow with each film
Yes we can
And Bella’s get thinner and thinner
That upset me so much - vampires arent supposed to change. Yet they cut his hair, and suddenly he grew sideburns?? 13 year old me was infuriated.
Edward is like the Sam Winchester of Twilight
" I forgot to change the toilet paper roll!'
"Did Jacob just fall in love with a baby?!?!"
Twilight five: The Arrest of the Creepy Werewolf"
Jacob: *Falls in love with an unborn baby in his ex’s woom*
Me: FBI! OPEN UP!
w o o m
haha
“w o o m“
@@freezerbride69 haha
The imprinting thing would be a lot less creepy if he imprinted on Bella's daughter in a platonic way. Or a fatherly way. Not romantically.
Jacob: Falls in love with baby
*FBI OPEN UP*
Naww CPS
A whole lot of FBI agents were killed off by vampires and werewolves that day.
This movie is definitely the point where Jacob Black went from one of the ONLY redeemable aspects of the Twilight franchise to super unlikeable up to the ranks of Bella Swan(-Hadid) and Edward Cullen(-Styles).
Kieran Stark agreed
@@kieranstark7213 I really am having trouble understanding your comment. What do Bella (or Gigi) Hadid and Harry Styles have to do with this?
Bella comes back from the dead with a full face of makeup
*GOOD TO KNOW THEY HAVE THEIR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT*
Maybe the vampires imbolmed( probably misspelled ) her
@@doctorcorgi3134 I feel like they should have more important things on their mind like maybe the baby or the people trying to *KILL* the baby 😅😂😂😂
The whole thing about becoming a vampire in twilight is that you become your ideal self. Fit af beautiful af etc.
@@NunnuS98 it's bullshit. Twilight is vampires for pussies
@@doctorcorgi3134 enbalmed* and no, that's not how enbalming works.
I loved this when I was 13 and I thought it was so romantic but now I’m thinking I was on crack or something
Hey, you were a kid! It is the right of kids to love stupid things!
Dude it's all the damn sugar in our food! That's the only explanationi can think of why this series was Soo hyped up!
Bearly Sims Nah. It was definitely heroin
I hated the movies as a 11 yo but loved the books. I don't know if it's worse, honestly, but I feel like an idiot.
And I thought it was weird for me to like my little pony Equestria girls.
Jacob: *falls in love with minute old baby*
Me: yes social services? I’d like to report a paed-
Bella: dies after giving birth, but survived anyway
Also Bella: wakes up with pink gold eyeshadow and mascara on
Did Alex skip the part when they clean Bella during her chnge because that's why she looks not like someone who died and came back
*Mary sue*
@@BezddDakota they cleaned the blood off her, are we supposed to believe they did her makeup too? She's lying there in agony and they're like omg makeoverrrr 😘💃💅
@@SuperPrettyPink101 Actually yes. That's how it went down in the book and the movie shows them literally doing exactly that.
@@BezddDakota that's mega creepy ngl, but so is breaking into her house and messing with her car so 🤷♀️
"Cant you see how perfectly happy i am?"
No Bella,NOONE can see when you're happy. you hardly ever smile.
Lol same
To be fair, that's just Kristen Stewart in general.
Your reaction to Jacob falling in love with the baby was THE best part! 🤣
Screenshot it. I had too.
Jacob was in love with her egg the whole time!
@@iciajay6891 bursts out laughing
I almost died laughting at that part lmaoooo
Jacob: 17 years old forever although he's technically 43
Renesmee: A 2 hr old demon/baby
*AND HE FALLS IN LOVE WITH HER??!!!*
Jacob is younger than Bella so he can't be technically 43
@@alexandrakimbink3198 he is emotionally and physically 43, it's in books
@@shreejitrading6513 in which book is it stated that he is 43 in any way? We know that he is a year younger than Bella which is emphasized by her when she says why she couldn't date him. And nowhere in the books, there is a mention that wolves age more rapidly than normal guys would. Technically Edward would be over a hundred years but no one seems to be creeped out by that.
@@alexandrakimbink3198 In new moon after bella found about Jacob being a werewolf. She asks about his growth spurt and he says due to being a wolf he is growing fastly so he is 30 or so at the moment and probably middle aged by summer. I dont remember the page no. I'll read and tell u later
@@alexandrakimbink3198 I am not creeped out, i am just saying, sorry if u felt bad or attacked
Please do 50 shades since it started out as a twilight fanfiction
Dylan is in trouble had a great reaction to him if you want to check it out in the meantime
Everything Wrong With did some great videos on those movies. I had less than ZERO interest in seeing the movies or reading the books, but I love to watch videos criticizing them.
Cinema Sins is the name of the channel, just for clarity.
Raffaela E I don’t even think he’ll be able to just because those movies are the embodiment of the devil’s tango😂
@@izzyo4001 It would be cool to see how he describes the different versions of the devil's tango 😂
“What was your favorite part of the movie?”
Me: The credits
“That was mine too!”
Hahaha 😀
LMAO 😂🤣
I said the start....
Clorox Bleach D-d-d-d-d-Dora
Clorox Bleach, WHY DO I SEE YOU IN THE COMMENTS LIKE.... Every time i watch something! LOL
Bella, pregnant at 19
Edward, first devil's tango at 109 or smth
Jacob, jealous bff for 3yrs or so
Writers of twilight: abortion is bad!
Also twilight writers: but it’s ok if a grown man falls in love with a baby, and the rest of this mess of twilight is also ok
Sounds like Catholics to me... Come at my heathen ass!
Yeah it's usually the pro choicers who try to justify pedophilia.
For someone against abortion, Meyers did a bad job convincing the audience by showing a horrible pregnancy and brutal and gory childbirth scene.
@@jaybirdfly149 Yeah why did they have to make it so horrific?
@@jaybirdfly149 I was rewatching the movie and the birth scene just reaffirmed how I ain't having kids
4:38
"I forgot to change the toilet paper roll again"-Edward Cullen the Vampire
.
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😂😂😂😂
I laughed for a whole 60 seconds at that point srsly 😂
It’s a vampire thing...
This was certainly the funniest part of the video, but I don't think I ever stopped laughing throughout the whole thing 🤣
Dude ngl this had me dYInG for about an hour. I used your time button as a free repeat button, hope you don't mind. I'm not even kidding when I say I played this one part over and over again. Sometimes, I literally just search up the video just to watch that part a few hundred times lmao
@@youraverage_army2774 😄😂😂dont mind at all.... that part is pure gold
I cried in my Starbucks at the raw emotion of his ballad at 4:36.
Let us not allow the toilet paper roll incident to go un-cried-for.
I love you
ElyssaAnderson I did not cry but I did also watch this in a Starbucks
Imagine your ex boyfriend ending up dating your KID..
There was this one girl whose ex-boyfriend married her mom. Take that as you will
Explain
Age of adaline anyone
@Rafhhishlgf Yeah except she ended up with the brother. 🤣
@Rafhhishlgf Delena forever
"Bella's like "guuuuh"
and Eward's like "guuuuh"
and then Jacob's like "grumphgrumphgrumph""
I gotta say, that's the best summary of this saga I have ever heard
LOLOLOL “devil’s tango” kills me every time 😂😂😂
Maura Same😂
So bella was literally thinking of naming her baby after the affair she had with Jacob if it was a boy
"Hey Edward. I'm giving our kid the middle name of the guy I cheated on you with if it's a boy" is basically what it was.
@Kayla Bateast Sadly? Bruh, he forced himself on her and when she broke her hand fighting him off, he laughed. They're all trash. I mean, we have Jasper, and Rosalie, and Charlie... and some others. But main three? TRASH.
Xehanort10 I mean Edward was there when Bella kissed Jacob and when they were in the sleep bag but managed to stay calm, idk I feel like his so used to this
@Kayla Bateast sadly?
Wait. Would Jacob have still imprinted on their son? A Jacob on Jacob bRomance
I feel sorry for that baby. Her boyfriend is her mom's ex, and he REALLY loved her mom. Not to mention Jacob doesn't get along with her dad. I feel sorry for her.
RIGHT THAY SEEMS TO BE GOING OVER EVERYONES HEAD. THATS SAD AND DISGUSTING!
Also the fact the baby was imprinted on by a grown ass man. That said grown ass man also hated said baby before he imprinted on her
They never dated so I dont think it counts
@Music & Whistle msk the most epic comment I've seen all day lol
@@shawonmiah8476 they basically dated. What do you call that "attraction" aka horniness?
The brooding montage from 4:12 was an absolute masterpiece
Idc how cringey the Twilight movies were/are. The soundtracks to these movies were AMAZING.
Seriously
Maybe that's why I watched them or I was just watched it for jacob abs.
Meh. Mediocre.
It was... eh.
And the books weren't bad. "New Moon" was pretty hopelessly dark. But for the most part, it was just the movies that weren't respectable. People also lay on the hate more than necessary, just because tween girls liked the series. By the way, I love that you're a Pretty Reckless fan too.
Who else agrees that we need a full version of “I Forgot To Change The Toilet Paper Role”
Totally.
Yassssssss 👏 :)
this channel is the only thing making Twilight funny.
Has bc I would love that 🤣 cause that was so funny
I am still waiting for a new Abs the Musical
Jacob: I love you Bella
After Bella dies
Jacob: I love Bella’s baby
Bella awakes
Edwrad: Bella! I forget to change the toilet roll again
“I FORGOT TO CHAAAAANGE THE TOILET PAPER ROOOLL AGAIIN”
I flipping dIED
best song ever
I love how Robert Pattinson hates this movie himself 😂😂😂
He does?
@@MJ-sz2ki yes.
I appreciate him more because of it. 😆
Lmfaoo true 🤣🤣
It's so sad he talked the entire time about how he wished he was still in HP. XD
No one:
Bella: I'm going to name my baby Renesmee.
Or after the guy who is wooing her half the series.
Lockness monster
Brianna Johnson I mean, that ain’t as bad as Edward Jacob 🤷🏾♀️
I think the sentiment of Renesmee is there.
How the fk do you even say that name
So glad he didn't show the part when her back snaps like a freaking pretzel stick 💀💀💀💀💀
Babii. Girl_ snap crackle and pop!! I'm cryin!🤣
@@TheBuffetWitch 💀💀💀
Hate that part.
"and for some reason looks like micheal jackson now."
I'm deceased from rolling on the floor laughing💀
also we all need a full version of the toilet paper roll song🧻
I think it's because of the eyebrows
Frrrr
Shark boy and lava girl would be hilarious!!
Omg yes
DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM
Lets spam it
OMGGG MY CHILDHOOD
yes
"Bella, I know you asked for no tomatoes on your burger, but the chef put tomatoes on it. I must now lock myself in the bathroom to cry and brood."
😂
Jacob : *falls in love with a child, who is minutes old*
Mcgonnagal: Have a biscuit, Jacob.
Also McGonagall" Would you mind telling me why you've decided you've fallen in love with Mr. Diggory's baby?
@@LucianUchiha this comment thread😂😂😂❣️
@@LucianUchiha
Jacob: Well, you see...
McGonnahal: Have a biscuit, Jacob
YESSSS, this is amazing..
lol
"Bella, I accidentally washed one red sock with your white socks and now they are all pink."
I really wished that this would have been an actual line from the movie
The baby made her look even more like Michael Jackson
*Hundredth like*
XD
Hee hee
Lucky her
Ok don’t disrespect The king and the best human being Michael Jackson. It’s been 10 years since he has been gone so please stop fucking insulting him already. Just let him Rest In Peace. 🤦🏻♀️👏🏽😤
@@angelg6593 yes
"I forgot to change the toilet paper roll again~"
I Died LOL.
Shiva I was laughing even when he was just playing the piano and then he started singing and I was like CANT EVEN LOL
Right that should be turned into a song
I was laughing the whole time he did the Edeward brooding montage
@@chrissamuel4528 Same!
LMFAO, that's utterly hilarious!
Is it me or is it every time he says the "Devil's tango" I can't stop giggling
Same
I do it too😂
Fun fact: The “Secret deserted island” was the island that Carlisle (Edwards adoptive dad) gave to Esme (Edwards adoptive mother) as their wedding gift but Esme let Edward and Bella use it for their honeymoon
Bella’s like *Derrrr*
Edward’s like, *Derrrrr*
And Jacob’s like *Hrmf hrmf*
Sounds about right.
Edit: Thx so much for all the likes 😂
I was looking for that comment🤣🤣🤣🤣
i stggg, i was laughing so hard at this that i couldn’t breathe & my sister asked why i was laughing so hard and i had to show her this 😂😂
nina serrano glad you found it funny XD I definitely did!
I love Alex so much and when I get notifications that he has posted I smile
Same xD
:3
Likewise, it makes my entire Tuesday, and his thumbnails and captions never fail to get a smirk or a laugh out of me!😁😂
Trina Q it’s summer break
Trina Q first I was like oh another animator but then I binge watched all of his videos and I’m obsessed
Same
"I must climb to the highest mountain where I can be alone and cry and stuff..."
Mood 😔✌🏾
let's all just take a moment to appreciate bella's eyeshadow
Edwards has a hard time controlling himself during the-
*D E V I L S T A N G O*
😂😂😂 I love this channel so much 👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Might as well call this Twilight 4 : Infinity War
Lol
Hail Hydra >:)
Can Thanos snap the Twilight universe out of existence?
@@Xehanort10 hopefully
Nathaniel Foga lmao
jacob: "its like gravity your whole center shifts."
me: and i oop
😂😂😂😂
HA 😂😂😂
the face of beauTAE luuuuuuv
😂😂, and hello fellow army
I always thought it was so messed up when Jacob imprinted on Renesmee too When I spoke with my friends about Twilight it seemed like I was the only one who was completely disturbed by that shit. Like he literally fell in love with a baby at first sight. 😖
It's extremely messed up, and I don't get how anyone can think differently. If anything the whole "imprinting is not sexual until the kid is old enough to be having sex, and until then it's like older brother/younger sister or protector or guardian or whatever" is even more fucked up. It's called grooming, especially since it's a given that they will end up sleeping together and the older party knows this. And Meyers didn't stop at Jacob imprinting on a kid, if I remember correctly one of his best friends imprints on a normal 3 year old.
@@bluegreen5377 Meyer was pretty racist in how she wrote the native characters lmao
Rightttt!
@Michelle ummm have you not read the books? She literally makes the vampires canonly colonizers and then tries to make the native characters villains even tho they are being colonized by white people. She also talks about committing genocide against a real native tribe. Like the Quileute tribe is real? Lmfao have you not seen all the discussions on TH-cam from said tribe talking about all the damage her story has done to their tribe and reservation? 🗿
oh so THATs hoe you spell that incantion of a name
“Edwards leaves her looking like this:
CAR COMMERCIAL!”
For a hot second I thought you were saying that Edward got carried away in bed and turned her into a Honda Civic
Haha my commercial at tgat cut off moment was google home wirh the caption " welcome to your happy home".
On mines i got that state farm commercial where the shed was on fire. For a second i was like wtf that did not happen and then I realized it was the commercial lmao 😂 how embarrassing
I got TH-cam red commercial
@@eclipsemoons6557 ayyyyy, me too!
As someone who used to love twilight I admit Jacob imprinting on renessme was weird af, it sucks that people that wrote fan fiction did a better job at writing than the actual author lol
The sequels to twilight feel like bad fanfiction about itself. And not just bad fanfiction, the REALLY bad/weird and creepy fanfiction.
Okay so imprinting is when a wolf finds his soul mate. Once they imprint he is forever bonded to her. She/he automatically loves each other because their souls were made for each other. You can imprint at any age you meet your mate. Your love changes until it reaches its proper form. Like if Jacob met renesme at the same age as he.... It would've been a love between a husband and a wife. But since she's a baby. It's a fatherly love. He wants to protect her help her become who she is. Renesme has a gift she can show you memories. She showed Jacob that they'll be together "forever" at least his forever since she'll outlive him. With the first movie the imprint is weird until you know by the second movie that renesme for her fist 7 years will grow at a rapid age at the end of her first 7 years she'll be an adult mind and body. So Jacob love for her would be nurtured and grown for 7 years before it can really be consummated
@@jamtom2434 That is still weird af. I understand imprinting. I had enough Dogs, but it is still creepy. Then again, marrying a Dude who is at least 100 Years older than you is also creepy af. These books/movies are just something else.
Jam Tom yeah, that’s actually why in the book it even says that the wolves stop aging for 18 years if they imprint when the person they imprint on is younger or something like that so because Renesmee is gonna grow quicker then most humans he’ll be able to stay frozen at the age he is for a bit longer after she’s grown.
"So get ready for it because i-"
*ad plays*
Me: 👀
😂😂
*Edward starts to do CPR*
*Alex cues the end credits*
Alex: If only, huh?
I’M 100% WITH YOU, ALEX!
Its alice
@@iigamer_simplylpanda8912 i meant Alex. Alex pulled up the end credits after Bella "died."
I- No alice helped jacob to push rosalie Jacob and Edward help bela ur wrong
@@iigamer_simplylpanda8912 but did Alice pull up the end credits? No. That's dumb. No one in the movie pulls up the end credits.
This video was fucking hilarious. "What was your favorite part of the movie" I'm sitting here in silence with an eyebrow raised like "none, son." Alex: "that was my favorite part too" Also, the werewolves drawn as furries, lmao.
Space Potato mine was... did Jacob jxt fall in love with a baby
i will never get over the way Alex draws Edward's hair LOL
itschoechoe right ?!😂😂😂 lookin Ike lettuce 🥬
For real ,for real
My dad and I watched this movie together on TV one time, and he had never heard of Twilight or seen the former movies like I had, so he was slightly confused at first, but I just gave him the minimum explanation he would need to understand. "Edward is a vampire, Bella is a human, Jacob is a werewolf" and that was basically it. So, we get to the ending of this movie with Bella surviving and waking up with red eyes, obviously having turned into a vampire. And my dad... a 60-something year old hillbilly got MAD. He was SO MAD that the movie ended THERE! He started saying shit like "they can't end it there!" and asking me if I could get ahold of the next movie. And when I had to tell him it wasn't even MADE YET... he got EVEN MORE PISSED OFF. It's the funniest and fondest memory I have of my dad cause again... 60-something hillbilly straight cis male who got MAD that this movie ended on a "cliffhanger". And he kept asking about the next movie until it finally got in theaters and he made me take him to it x'D
I love ur dad
😂😂😂
Awwww lmaoooo
Your dad is a legend
That is soo adorable
imagine being bella and having to always be wearing clothes that compliment you, hair down or generally nice, mind how you're walking and stuff just 'cause your vampire boyfriend could come without warning ANY SECOND.
really does make him sound stalkery, which he totally is, then again, i guess alot of guys in real life can be that way, being a female sounds really sucky sometimes (and i hope i said that all ok i struggle with converying my thoughts properly sometimes)
@@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 yes yes ypu wrote that perfectly don't worry
@@sita7970 ok cool, it can be hard sometimes lol
"so what was your favourite part of the movie"
me: *breaths*
"yeah that was mine too!"
me: "heh"
dora the explorer refernce
Is nobody gonna talk about when the baby popped out? Because I died at that part lmao
"aaaAAAAAAaaaah-"
LMAO ME TOO
so did Bella oop
Bree_597 Lynn me too 😂😂😂😂
Bree_597 Lynn I scrolled down after that part just to see the comments about it.
"I kinda miss the early movies"
It might interest you to know that the last two movies were the only ones Stephanie Meyer had any actual control over, cuz she got mad about how the previous films were ruining her books LMAO
Ssapling Omg dude I am cringing and laughing at the same time 😭
Ssapling She was so pissed they cast a black person as Laurent in Twilight and New Moon, since, you know, she had no black characters in her books. Or gay characters. Just while people and some native Americans who were dirt poor and couldn’t control their tempers . . . Yikes.
good cause her books are all pieces of shit, I have a parody of twilight 1 and I wish they would've made that a film cause it's less laughable then her fanfiction books combined
@@some_metalhead the one Asian character is the only one who likes martial arts films and has literally no impact on the plot whatsoever
Also there IS a black character in Breaking Dawn. He's a criminal who hangs out in the "hood". It might be a blessing in disguise that she didn't actually try to write any other black characters
Jacob: *falls in love with baby*
Alex: *wheeze* OH?!
I don’t think it’s the devil’s tango if they’re married. I believe it would be God’s tango, probably
Edward is a whole Demon....
So I'm going to say no..God left him a longggg time ago.
This comment made me laugh for a solid 10 minutes. God’s tango 😂😂😂
TMD-W LMFAOO
Not if your not religious? Idk lol
L_ Mak ok ok 😭
Jacob: basically falls in love with Bella's child
Me: and I oop-
I thought that creepy too. And wondered how I was fooled to thinking this was romantic. Yeah, so delusional.
@@Sketchpoet.2406 It wasn't meant to be romantic.
He's a werewolf. Linked to wolves in ways. Wolves are ancestors of dogs. Many traits are similar.
Dogs link themselves to humans. It's why we call them "man's best friend"
Dogs will even link themselves to children.
So the movie had dog boy imprint on the child. Imprinting isn't love in the sense that we think of when we say the word. It's just the dog's way of liking something and saying, "I'm going to be loyal to that specific human no matter what anyone else says."
Loyalty. That's what imprinting is all about. Not love in the sense of marriage and kids and all that.
You got mixed up cause he DID in fact feel all that love and stuff with the girl, bella.
BUT ALSO the baby is half vampire. Each vamp has a special power. And being that this is a baby, part of it's power is that it forced it's will on Wolfy. Making him imprint harder than he naturally would. Which is were we get all visions of he imagining her growing up and all that.
The point is that she encouraged him to imprint and be loyal to her for as long as she lives..or as long as he lives.He was seiously going to kill it, and that was the baby's defense.
Maybe the constant perfect makeup is the real reason she wanted to be a vampire....
@Mark Lucchese lol
@@Sketchpoet.2406 I found that hella creepy when I was reading the books, I mean an immortal vampire that's super old and a young teen girl, that's creepy but falling in love with an unborn child… that's just weird and creepy and just nope.
Alex neeeeeeds to now watch vampires suck once he’s done the twilight films!!
It’s really strange but a truly marvellous piece of film 😂
The girl in that movie was a better cast for Bella than bell herself
@@cubbleshasreturned6968 i know rightt
I think personally it's a really great movie set aside those romantic scenes and Bella showing interest in both guys set aside those and I think the movie was awesome all those fighting action scenes and the lure of the story about vampires, werewolves and humans is amazing and also my Girl ❤️ Mackenzie Foy was there so...
I just finished binge watching the whole set of movies for the first time just to enjoy videos like these.
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