Obviously, the funeral directors put up the sign ‘Thank you NHS’ during the pandemic when everyone was doing it to keep morale up and genuinely show appreciation for what the medical profession was doing. Somebody has just made a joke out of it. A bloody good one at that 😂😂😂
I once saw a ten-ish year old girl grab a seagull (in flight) by the legs and pull it out of the air because it stole part of her fish and chips. It is the single bravest, stupidest, impressive and crazy thing I have ever seen a child do.
It's cos us Brits are "well 'ard" 😂 ... Happy go lucky all day long...but if someone takes the piss, the switch is flipped...we like manners, clearly the seagull skipped the please and thank you...and that lil girl thought "I ain't having THAT!" 🤣
When I was in primary school from 2000-2006 we had those portacabins that were "temporary" I drove past my school the other day and they are still there! Nearly 20 years later.
There is a seagull that sits outside my local Aldi waiting for someone to open the automatic doors. He then makes a beeline for the 12 pack of cup cakes and drags them out of the door. He does this daily Never ever feed a seagull if you come to Britain. Not joking 😂
Research into seagull bandits shows that in any area it tends to be same individuals doing the robbing rather than most of them or any random bird taking opportunities.
The famous red phone boxes have been converted to mobile libraries, de-fibrillator station, greenhouses etc. They are still very much around! Hope you're both feeling better soon! Yes, the female equivalent of a stag do is a Hen-do or hen party.
There's a lad who lives behind one of my favourite pubs and from the beer garden you can see he has one of those old phone boxes in his garden. You'd be forgiven for thinking "that's a nice antique to have" but it's in Liverpool so it's more likely the result of a 3 day bender than antique collecting... 🤷♂😅
No, the girl just became a popular meme here because of the first pic and how uninterested she looks that the guy is flirting with her. It was just a random nightclub photographer picture shared on social media that went viral. (to over explain:) shes then shared shes become the villan as the guy in the second pic looks as uninterested to talk to her as she was.
The first picture comes from an anti-drinking campaign, perhaps shown only up here in Scotland. I imagine the 2nd photo is of the same girl who was shown to be rejecting the drunk guy in the first video, basically acting in the same manner she was portrayed to reject so fiercely.
The "Sofa King" van brought back a few memories: Sofa King were (are?) a discount furniture store in Northampton. A few years ago, their shop front banner declared: "Our Prices Are Sofa King Low" and someone took them to court on an obscenity charge. They won the case as it was ruled in court, that the obscenity had to be assumed, and was assumed by the plaintiff, so the obscenity was all in his mind!
@paigehastings3221 That's like the old joke about going to a famous Chinese chef's restaurant:- 'Excuse me, Is that gentleman over there Fu King the chef? No sir, he's Wan King the waiter".
@@barbarahayden5602 in Llandudno we have the great Orme goats mooching around town eating the gardens. I've seen standoffs between them and the gulls, like something out of West Side Story 🤦🏼♀️
Nothing sums up British spirit like a good scrap with a seagull over sausage and chips. They are VERY bold and will literally climb on you to get your food or grab it out of your hand as they fly past. I actually love it because it's funny and kind of cute that they're so brazen about it. For those who don't like it, we've really noone to blame but ourselves since they learned all this from us feeding them in the first place and birds are well known to pass down various behaviours across generations.
12:52 tv show competitions ask you to get the bill payers permission first before you enter (via phone) so he contacted Bill Payer - he knew the assignment 😂
Plaice is a fish. Some old telephone boxes have been repurposed. They hold Defibrillators, in rural communities some have become small libraries, planted with flowers etc.
That guy who was filmed fleeing the terrorist attack on Westminster Bridge, London a few years ago - running with a pint in his hand and not spilling a drop!
I wouldn't use that adjective. I just view it as a very "feathery" fish without the "firmness" of cod or haddock.
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@@simonsaunders8147 Then don't. But I like its fine white flesh. Very different from what most people want from a white fish, but wouldn't it be boring if we all liked the same? You'd also have to wait longer in line at the chipper. My favourites are haddock, hake and skate for a fish shop, but otherwise, bream, brill, halibut, John Dory in addition to the others.
The seagull covered in curry is real. It was in 2019. It couldn't fly proper, and was spotted near a motorway, so he was taken to a local wildlife hospital and they give him a wash and made sure he was ok before releasing him
They’ve obviously never encountered the seagulls here, who lie in wait ready to swoop down on the unsuspecting and steal your food as you exit a subway, or any take-away. It happened to me in Cornwall. Nicked my subway chicken teriyaki right out of my hands. Obviously seagulls like a good curry too 😂
Wouldn't be surprised if the seagull, at the moment of release back to the wild, turned around and stole the rescuers lunch out of spite for washing off the curry he'd probably waited hours to steal in the first place.
9:37 the picture looked like a promo image from old Top Gear or the Grand Tour. Not only did the people look similar, but the composition was very, very Top Gear.
Huuuuum ! I wonder if this a deliberate ploy by the designers of Ikea Stores. The people from Holland are not daft. The longer you`re in the store the more you`ll buy, perhaps ?
Toilets in the UK are either vacant or engaged :) Clarkson, May, and Hammond were the long-time presenters of popular TV series "Top Gear", and those three do look a lot like them! And Essex is very much the British equivalent of New Jersey when it comes to the stereotypes :) The Bill Payer one - with TV phone competitions the calls always cost something like 99 pence, so they put up a warning "make sure you ask your billpayer first." Plaice is a flatfish like sole.
Yes, seagulls steal food in my town too. Every summer starts with a council poster campaign to 'NOT' feed the seagulls. Of course, people do and you're a fool to set foot outside the shop with whatever you've bought.
@@Debbie-henrithere's no law prohibiting seagull feeding...just saying.... it's misleading of the council to make it seem like a "law" it isn't. Pigeons perhaps but not seagulls...seagulls are not nor ever have been labelled "vermin" (by law) 😘
Same here. They nest on the roof of our local Tecos and raid bins throwing rubbish everywhere, so even if folks do the right thing there's not point because of the seagulls. Our local council has now started trying to design bins that they cannot access to stop the flying menaces.
@@NauiByeolEge they are not menaces. They are animals just like us trying to survive. All birds survived perfectly well before humans destroyed their habitats, they've learnt to adapt, which is amazing.
Yeah, if you ever come to the UK and visit any coastal town if you eat in the open it is very likely your food will vanish from your hands in the blink of an eye. The seagulls will take anything.
Level 5 goose warning, is the severity of the problem, not flight height, and yes, Britain is notorious for Seagulls snatching food out of your hands if you eat in the street. They tend to swarm around places like fish and chip shops, just waiting. They have been known, to enter shops and help themselves to packet products near the door. i.e. Crisps....... (sorry, chips.)
I live in Cornwall, go fishing on my boat out of Falmouth.. A few years ago I pulled a mackerel off the line a seagull swooped in took the fish statight out of my hand and ripped my finger open. Trip to the hospital and 9 stitches later. They're savages, trust me!
You will like what some communities have done with their old red phone boxes, they have turned them into library's. You bring a book to it and can swap it for any book that's in there.
I once had bout after bout of laryngitis and pharyngitis until eventually my voice was so bad that my doctor told me I had to stop talking for two weeks - not a word. My husband had the biggest smile !!!!!
We have some places where seagulls will swoop down and steal your food, there's signs up everywhere not to feed them but people still do, but if you don't feed them they help themselves 😂😂
Seagulls are mental. There's a particularly funny vid news interview of a wee granny proudly sharing wearing a collander on her head to protect her from a nesting seagull. It kept dive bombing her when she went out to hang up her washing. The reporter ends up also wearing a collander. It's the most beautiful example of English eccentricity. Wish I could find the link, it cracks me up everytime.
I had a cat that caught a seagull and dragged it indoors. I think the bird reckoned that any cat mad enough to do such a thing was not to be messed with.
The Central rail station in Newcastle used to sing train information across the station speakers and for other platform announcements. They said it was more audible and understandable above the rest of the station acoustics and it was. It stopped when the management changed, they were too miserable to allow such uncouth behavior.
I have a couple of red telephone boxes near me, one of which is in a small farm village. I think they're disconnected now. They're used as hubs for defibrillators.
Clarkson, May and Hammond did the ‘Top Gear’ programme for years. You should really watch some of those episodes as it’s all about cars and some were hilarious
The bossman in the last image is Clarkson. While I agree at times they have been funny not everyone loves them. Clarkson especially is somewhat of a dinosaur attitudes wise and was sacked for mistreatment of an assistant. I didn't encourage my boys to watch it because I didn't consider them good role-models.
@@estherreeves6445 Clarkson is controversial but extremely entertaining and It’s each to their own. We have remote controls and can always turn it off if we don’t like it. They were however so entertaining and dangerous at times and is why the programme was so very popular with so many. They did some brilliant shows and trying to unsuccessfully kill a Toyota pick up is just one highlight that I’ll remember. It really hasn’t been the same since that trio.
@@dee2251 Not really disagreeing I just thought they should be given a balanced view of the program rather than just it is entertaining.. it was entertaining at times but it was also cringy and xenophobic at times. Clarkson once removed America from the map entirety and they were very derogatory about some of the countries they visited. Their hatred of Caravans however was funny.
@@estherreeves6445 as I said, Clarkson was controversial and he claims to almost hate everyone. I don’t buy that. He just enjoys winding everyone up. He even makes derogatory comments on people from other parts of this country. I’m from near Birmingham and he’s made lots of comments about that. I don’t take it personally and I don’t take him seriously at all. We just know he’s winding people up. The show’s popularity didn’t wane. The viewing figures proved that. Personally PC has gone way too far and it’s wrecking entertainment.
@@vinnyganzano1930 There was a swan on the Norfolk Broads (he might still be there for all I know) who patrolled a short stretch of the river Bure. He would approach a boat and rest his head on the stern, waiting for some food.
This was a surprisingly good selection! Some of this sort of thing I find very unfunny - but these were a great bunch! Yes, the seagull in covered in curry is likely to be true - they are scavengers by nature, and if someone abandons their curry, the seagull will have it! The 'Level 5 Goose Warning' is part joke part real. It's written to amuse (we don't have a danger scale for birds) but I assume the station does have a problem with a vicious goose on the platform. Our public toilets always use the terms Vacant/ Engaged to show if they are available. It's one of those things that isn't funny till someone points it out. The lorry with 'die bart' on the back is from one of our biggest haulage companies 'EdDIE StoBART' The one that totally puzzled you about "I'm only seeing Clarkson May and Hammond here" is that the three people named in the photo look just like the team who presented TV programme Top Gear for years. That is really funny - if you know, you know! 'Bill Payer'. If you enter TV competitions or draw or whatever by phone, they remind you that 'You must obtain the bill payer's permission' So some guy has messaged a random guy called 'Bill Payer' to ask permission to enter the comp.... Probably a set up rather than real- but still funny! The woman using what I assume is her son as a table is rolling a cigarette on his back.
Seagulls don't just take food, they will take your small dog straight out of your garden, straight up! The mother is using her child so she can roll her cigarette Plaice is a fish.
@vinnyganzano1930 it's not an urban myth. It happened in Devon in 2019. The dogs name was Gizmo, only a paw was found. Then another was taken not long after but was dropped.
Hiya Steve and Lyndsay, I was going past a roadside Cafe, the slogan on the side wall was "try our Burgers, You won't get better" I thought it was hilarious, this is Choppy in Whitehaven, Cumbria, England
A couple of years ago my daughter and her family were down visiting Lands End, they bought ice-creams. A massive seagull swooped down and stole hers, she had to buy another...but had her umbrella ready the second time.🤣
those see through telephone booths were introduced in the 90s. That one clearly was as it has the 90s BT whispy man logo. Ikea has an entrance and an exit and unless you know the store layout you follow the one way floor pathway / arrows which has a route that meanders around the whole store from entrance to exit in an attempt to expose you to every product they have.
@@chucky2316 The gulls round my way hang out in groups, covered in tattoos, drinking and smoking waiting to ambush any unsuspecting person with food 😉😁
@@larryjimbob I'm in torbay in devon. They are pretty much the same here made worse by holiday makers feeding them ,whipping them into a feeding frenzy
@@chucky2316 Yep, worst thing ever is to feed them. The people that do are stupid and cause them to attack other people because they now see them as a food source.
Some interesting seagull info... It's not illegal to feed seagulls as they are not...nor ever have been...called vermin (by law) so if a council tells you, you can't feed them, they're lying! (Pigeons maybe, but not seagulls) Interesting fact...if you regularly feed a seagull in your garden, it will claim ownership of you, preventing you getting mobbed by loads of them. It may be a mob initially but once they've had a fight amongst themselves, and sorted out who's boss, that will be the only one who comes. They will come and see you every year and bring their partner and babies to see you if they have them. They do not encourage rats...by laying out food for them, as they won't leave any behind, whereas other birds might leave bread on the ground. Seagulls eat fish, obviously, but studies have shown, if you put down a fresh fish with latex gloves on, (latex gloves on you, not the fish!) and a cheese sandwich that you already ate half of, the seagull will generally opt for the food touched by humans before food that isnt, even if it's not what you'd think would be their first choice. That's why they like getting food from people rather than on the floor. They like humans. Seagulls can eat pretty much what humans do. Not necessarily saying a human diet is optimal...mainly because most humans don't eat an optimal diet for themselves, let alone seagulls! However, of all bird types, they survive pretty good on human food. I like seagulls. That bit wasn't part of the info... 😂
I grew up close to an English seaside town, in the summer we used to spend hours watching unwary tourists and day trippers(aka "comforts" because they'd "come for 'day") coming out of the fish 'n' chip shops on the seafront being immediately set upon and mugged by gangs of seagulls. They usually work in groups, one will swoop in to distract the victims attention whilst another one sneaks in from the opposite direction to swipe the food, whilst the rest lurk around waiting to pounce on any food that gets dropped or spilled in the ensuing commotion. You can see them all sat on the rooftops of the nearby buildings, just watching and waiting for their chance.
Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are the FormerTop Gear presenters (now Grand Tour). Famous for "Dicking about" and making everyone angry. but a joy to watch.
Lindsey understood more than what Steve did, Steve kept looking over to Lindsey to see if she was laughing, I don’t think Steve knew what he was laughing at sometimes,. Steve, if you stop talking, your voice will get better!! Love the videos
Seagulls and Canada Geese roam town centres like mafia gangs. Seagulls come inland whenever the weather is poor, which is most of winter. They raid the household waste dumps, so quite easy to imagine one covered in curry powder. We are 15 miles from the sea and currently have two sat on our roof, making a racket.
Yeah, i'm about 20miles from the sea but only about 3miles from the local tip, which attracts huge flocks of them all year round. They're absolutely everywhere though, as you're never more than 75miles from the sea in this country, which is no distance to the "shitehawks".
Geese are very effective substitutes for guard dogs and can be very aggressive. When I was a lecturer one of my students was late for class due to being chased by a goose on a local park.
You'll notice that the new phone booths are opened at the bottom, there's a good reason for that as the quaint old very identifiable red British phone boxes were used by drinks as a toilet. They regularly stank of piss.😷
The Clarkson, May and Hammond one is awesome. If you knew what they looked like, you’d see how weirdly all the three people in that photo resemble them - all the same hair types/cuts and that’s even the sort of stuff you’d see them wearing in one of their crazy Top Gear challenges.
what is funny about the phone boxes is they changed from old to new so they didnt have to spend money on wages and paint to paint them red every year as they faded with the sun to a pink... now they waste money on removing grafitti and broken glass panels...
I think the worst seagulls I've ever seen here are in St. Ives Cornwall. Absolute expert food snatchers. Some of them even specialise staking out the ice cream van then swooping over the shoulder to knock ice cream to the ground. Then a group of them eat it off the floor, The guy in the van doesn't bat an eyelid he must have seen it a thousand times.
I used to get laryngitis a lot when I was a young adult. Honey and lemon drinks are extremely beneficial and soothing. Honey is also great for coughs. Zinc (not zinc oxide) is antibacterial and antiviral and helps fight off viral and bacterial infections and during the winter months I take Vit D3 and K2 combined because they also help the immune system. I haven’t had a bout of laryngitis for many years.
If you were in Malaysia, then the delivery service for food is either Grab or Panda. 😁 Chips without chips will cost you 1.90, apparently. Plaice is a flat fish that's common but not as common as cod or haddock, when it comes to fish and chips. There's also dover sole, and if you can find it, skate.
when they do phone in competitions on TV, they always say "check with the Bill Payer before calling". as in ok it with who pays the phone bill before calling.
I can't see well enough to view those memes etc but think I heard you mention Clarkson, Hammond and May... ? They are Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, previously presenters on "Top Gear" which was the very best car show on tv filled with humour, adventures, experiments and car facts, til Jeremy was fired by the BBC and Richard & James walked out too in solidarity with Jeremy. They went in to make a similar show on Amazon Prime but that series has ended now and Jeremy now does shows on his farm named "Diddly Squat" or something like that - I've never watched it but heard it's a good show. Jeremy had trouble with his local council because he wanted to build and run a "farm shop" which he did, apparently, having had to include a car park and 'facilities' for his customers, so he must've complied with those requirements. He's shown here on TH-cam somewhere so perhaps you could check him out and maybe even treat us to a Reaction to Jeremy Clarkson on his farm? That's be interesting.🙂 (...Richard Hammond and James May do 'their own things' presenting etc, elsewhere). p.s. Lindsey - it _is_ a "Hen_do, and a Stag_do" and yes, Lindsey pronounced "kebab" correctly. (to rhyme with cab) (and that was Simon Cowell) I didn't see who the woman was that😃Steve couldn't identify! My eyesight requires better reading glasses!! A plaice is a flat fish, and I'd never eat a steak & kidney pie but I'd eat a plain steak & gravy pie!!that woman might be Katie Price - previously known as Jordon, when she was a "glamour model" ...😊😊❤🏴🖖
The old red phone boxes are still around but in some villages they’ve been turned into libraries where people can take and leave books, food banks, second hand clothing drops and much more. People just go and help themselves to whatever they need
As a Scot fell of my chair at the thought of the Scottish Grass Cutter getting to the Border with England and thinking "feck off, you can cut that yourselves"
Happens all over the place at county boundaries as the grass cutters are only contracted to cut the grass in the area controlled by the Local Authority. The Scotland/England boundary was just a happy coincidence. But you know that...at least I HOPE you knew that!?
So many seagulls are scavengers inland and not just at the coast. You sometimes feel you are being dived on by an albatross. They're lethal and have been known to walk into stores and walk out with bags of crisps.😂😂😂
Yeah seagulls are a big problem 😂 they will come into your car if you are eating food with the window down. I've seen them full on shoplift and got jumped by a bunch of them at the beach
We do not have anything like the number of telephone boxes we did once, for obvious reasons. There are quite a lot of the preserved red boxes in villages but many are not still connected, but just kept for tradition.
Yep seagulls literally snatch food out of your hand if they get the chance, my son had an ice cream taken from his hand while we were on holiday at St Ives in Cornwall when he was 3, it traumatised him for ages because it was actually stolen by the most successful one out of several birds who all swooped on him at the same time, they then fought over it on the sand!
For tv competitions here in the uk the small print always says asked the bill payer first before you phone in as it’s always a premium rate number how they get money in for the prize. Like a raffle.
I use to live in Dundee and there was a shopping centre where people would sometimes come out eating food. Seagulls learned to fly at them. They didn't actually steal the food from their hands (that I saw at least)but flying at them would sometimes shock them into dropping the food so the gulls could steal it. I also saw a gull attacking a pidgeon outside a McDonald's. They're pests but I did like seeing them along the riverside when I went for walks with my camera.
The joke at 12:35 is that on UK TV they advertise competitions to win a holiday or suchlike and you pay a small entry fee by having it charged to your phone bill, they always say to make sure you have the bill payers permission to enter (i.e. make a charge to the account) so this guy has looked up some bloke called Bill Payer just so they can make and post the joke.
Apparently the 'No crime' sign was put up by The Libertine's Pete Doherty and the Putra Madres, who filmed a tour video in Margate back in 2019 for the ‘Who’s Been Having You Over’ tour. The guerrilla signs featured in the music video include one which reads “this is not a sign”, another that says “Brexodus,” and the infamous ‘no crime’ sign which went viral. If you look closely you can see the sign is held on by normal zip ties.
Seagulls are amazing in the way they have adapted to us , I used to get sausage and chips at lunch time and by the time I'd gone a few yards a flock was hovering , leftovers were thrown over the dockside - not one scrap not the water . A Plaice is a flatfish , common in our harbours and coastal waters .
Swans are more subtle. There used to be a grain mill on Ipswich dock and the mill workers would tip buckets of grain into the dock for the swans to eat. The swans would come over in groups.
A Plaice is a type of flat fish, quite a delicate taste. People who are not keen on fish usually like this. The picture with the 3 guys was referring to the presenters of a car programme called Top Gear. These clips give you an idea of the British sense of humour. Steve you were right, it is a Hen Do.
The seagulls are a menace. Theyre especially cheeky on my university grounds, and they regularly steal food from students' hands and mouths 😂 i used to enjoy sitting on a bench and watching the carnage occur to the freshers who weren't seagull smart yet 😂😂 every year there's a new group of unsuspecting victims and its hilarious
I had a cousin who studied at York University; there are a couple of lakes on the campus and a large duck population. It's an unwritten rule that no one causes the ducks any harm.
Your reaction to the bus drivers made me laugh til I cried 🤣 The funeral director one was hilarious and dark AF as well. The Bill Payer one is in reference to most competitions telling you to ask the bill payer's permission if you're under 18.
Clarkson, May and Hammond the top gear/grand tour trio. Those 3 mps were spitting images like 🤣👍🏻
Also, the final meme - that's Clarkson!🤣
Yeah. They do great music. Can't believe they haven't heard of them before.
@@Jimmy_Jones 😂😂😂
@@Jimmy_JonesThe top gear band is a real thing
"Dopplegangers"
Telephone Competition, calls cost extra money so "Ask Permission of the Bill Payer first!"
It works better as "ask bill payer's permission first".
@@andybaker2456 your right they do usually say so ask the Bill payer's permission.
'Bill posters will be prosecuted' 😏
it falls flat because 'bill payer' is obviously not a common expression at all in the US, and no one is 'translating' for them.
@@chrisbodum3621 But surely 'bill payer' is self-explanatory???
Obviously, the funeral directors put up the sign ‘Thank you NHS’ during the pandemic when everyone was doing it to keep morale up and genuinely show appreciation for what the medical profession was doing. Somebody has just made a joke out of it. A bloody good one at that 😂😂😂
yes. That is correct. UK toilets say vacant and engaged.
or Out of Order
@@Millennial_MancUsually Out of Order, in my experience.
And occasionally, you _might_ have to actually ... literally, as the saying goes, "spend a penny"..... or a few hundred.
I think the rise in Escape rooms is related to the amount of people who made it out of Ikea and wanted less of a challenge.
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haha!
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I once saw a ten-ish year old girl grab a seagull (in flight) by the legs and pull it out of the air because it stole part of her fish and chips. It is the single bravest, stupidest, impressive and crazy thing I have ever seen a child do.
It's cos us Brits are "well 'ard" 😂 ... Happy go lucky all day long...but if someone takes the piss, the switch is flipped...we like manners, clearly the seagull skipped the please and thank you...and that lil girl thought "I ain't having THAT!" 🤣
It's funny. The more brazen and aggressive that the seagulls get -- the more the people return the favour in kind.
I did that for a batter sausage 🥲
@@tamielizabethallaway2413your delusion is fuckin hilarious
@@AlainnCorcaigh what delusion?
When I was in primary school from 2000-2006 we had those portacabins that were "temporary" I drove past my school the other day and they are still there! Nearly 20 years later.
There is a seagull that sits outside my local Aldi waiting for someone to open the automatic doors.
He then makes a beeline for the 12 pack of cup cakes and drags them out of the door. He does this daily
Never ever feed a seagull if you come to Britain. Not joking 😂
I love this 😂😂😂
There was one in Aberdeen years ago that did similar...lol
@@fuzielectron5172 there are a few videos on TH-cam. Greggs seems to be a popular target 😂
Research into seagull bandits shows that in any area it tends to be same individuals doing the robbing rather than most of them or any random bird taking opportunities.
What was worse for me, I sat outside, waiting for my hubby, a seagull flew over, shat on my hair, and did a bloody victory roll!..YUK!
The famous red phone boxes have been converted to mobile libraries, de-fibrillator station, greenhouses etc. They are still very much around! Hope you're both feeling better soon!
Yes, the female equivalent of a stag do is a Hen-do or hen party.
There's a lad who lives behind one of my favourite pubs and from the beer garden you can see he has one of those old phone boxes in his garden. You'd be forgiven for thinking "that's a nice antique to have" but it's in Liverpool so it's more likely the result of a 3 day bender than antique collecting... 🤷♂😅
Mobile libraries?? Who's going to be dragging a phone box full of books around?!
@@andybaker2456 Buzby. :P
or a hen night :)
@@andybaker2456it’s a ‘take a book, leave a book’ thing
😂😂😂I love Lindseys reactions.She gets the British humour
No, the girl just became a popular meme here because of the first pic and how uninterested she looks that the guy is flirting with her. It was just a random nightclub photographer picture shared on social media that went viral. (to over explain:) shes then shared shes become the villan as the guy in the second pic looks as uninterested to talk to her as she was.
Thanks for explaining, I had no idea
The first picture comes from an anti-drinking campaign, perhaps shown only up here in Scotland. I imagine the 2nd photo is of the same girl who was shown to be rejecting the drunk guy in the first video, basically acting in the same manner she was portrayed to reject so fiercely.
The die bart lorry is actually a UK haulage company called Eddie Stobart
The "Sofa King" van brought back a few memories: Sofa King were (are?) a discount furniture store in Northampton. A few years ago, their shop front banner declared: "Our Prices Are Sofa King Low" and someone took them to court on an obscenity charge. They won the case as it was ruled in court, that the obscenity had to be assumed, and was assumed by the plaintiff, so the obscenity was all in his mind!
beautiful
On a similar note, there was an oriental takeaway in Southend called the 'Fook Hing Chinese Restaurant' which caused many a chuckle.
@paigehastings3221 That's like the old joke about going to a famous Chinese chef's restaurant:-
'Excuse me, Is that gentleman over there Fu King the chef? No sir, he's Wan King the waiter".
Your voice was worse as revenge for not liking Double Deckers🤣🤣🤣
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@@reactingtomyroots Sorry but it's one of my favourites. You need to try a Toffee Crisp though from Nestlé delicious 🤤
English seagulls. Basically flying pitbulls 😂
😂😂😂😂
With a taste for fish suppers.
haha, sounds like it!
Make that British - we have some doozies in Wales
@@barbarahayden5602 in Llandudno we have the great Orme goats mooching around town eating the gardens.
I've seen standoffs between them and the gulls, like something out of West Side Story 🤦🏼♀️
Nothing sums up British spirit like a good scrap with a seagull over sausage and chips. They are VERY bold and will literally climb on you to get your food or grab it out of your hand as they fly past. I actually love it because it's funny and kind of cute that they're so brazen about it. For those who don't like it, we've really noone to blame but ourselves since they learned all this from us feeding them in the first place and birds are well known to pass down various behaviours across generations.
12:52 tv show competitions ask you to get the bill payers permission first before you enter (via phone) so he contacted Bill Payer - he knew the assignment 😂
Plaice is a fish.
Some old telephone boxes have been repurposed. They hold Defibrillators, in rural communities some have become small libraries, planted with flowers etc.
The guy with the car crashed right up to him is a true Brit. guy with his beer, not a drop spilt no matter what.
Right up there with the guys who sat in the flooded beer garden a few years ago.
No one gets between an Englishmen and his pint.
That guy who was filmed fleeing the terrorist attack on Westminster Bridge, London a few years ago - running with a pint in his hand and not spilling a drop!
A plaice is a delicious flat fish.
I wouldn't use that adjective. I just view it as a very "feathery" fish without the "firmness" of cod or haddock.
@@simonsaunders8147 Then don't. But I like its fine white flesh. Very different from what most people want from a white fish, but wouldn't it be boring if we all liked the same? You'd also have to wait longer in line at the chipper.
My favourites are haddock, hake and skate for a fish shop, but otherwise, bream, brill, halibut, John Dory in addition to the others.
@Don't what, exactly?
@@simonsaunders8147 Use that adjective, Simon. I was kidding.
We have a chippy called "the plaice to be"
The seagull covered in curry is real. It was in 2019. It couldn't fly proper, and was spotted near a motorway, so he was taken to a local wildlife hospital and they give him a wash and made sure he was ok before releasing him
They’ve obviously never encountered the seagulls here, who lie in wait ready to swoop down on the unsuspecting and steal your food as you exit a subway, or any take-away. It happened to me in Cornwall. Nicked my subway chicken teriyaki right out of my hands. Obviously seagulls like a good curry too 😂
Wouldn't be surprised if the seagull, at the moment of release back to the wild, turned around and stole the rescuers lunch out of spite for washing off the curry he'd probably waited hours to steal in the first place.
When they found him they thought he was in a korma: but he fast recovered and just wanted to fly back to his naan.
Sorry
gullfrezi
@@raymartin7172 😂
9:37 the picture looked like a promo image from old Top Gear or the Grand Tour. Not only did the people look similar, but the composition was very, very Top Gear.
If you enter an IKEA, it is literally like a maze that you have no idea how to get out of 😂
And you always find the cafe and the meatballs in the middle.
Except that they now have signs overhead showing shortcuts to different departments and also to the exit.
Hotel California,"You can check out any time you leave,but you can never leave.
@helenbailey8419. Funnily enough, the song and in particular that line from it, are about being in prison.
Huuuuum ! I wonder if this a deliberate ploy by the designers of Ikea Stores. The people from Holland are not daft. The longer you`re in the store the more you`ll buy, perhaps ?
3:42 don’t think you quite got this one. Someone crashed into him but he saved his pint!
Toilets in the UK are either vacant or engaged :) Clarkson, May, and Hammond were the long-time presenters of popular TV series "Top Gear", and those three do look a lot like them! And Essex is very much the British equivalent of New Jersey when it comes to the stereotypes :) The Bill Payer one - with TV phone competitions the calls always cost something like 99 pence, so they put up a warning "make sure you ask your billpayer first." Plaice is a flatfish like sole.
Soooo many seagulls here, they take your food and will happily drink your beer.
10.30am here and I've started my day laughing at you laughing 😂
Yes, seagulls steal food in my town too. Every summer starts with a council poster campaign to 'NOT' feed the seagulls. Of course, people do and you're a fool to set foot outside the shop with whatever you've bought.
@@Debbie-henrithere's no law prohibiting seagull feeding...just saying.... it's misleading of the council to make it seem like a "law" it isn't. Pigeons perhaps but not seagulls...seagulls are not nor ever have been labelled "vermin" (by law) 😘
Same here. They nest on the roof of our local Tecos and raid bins throwing rubbish everywhere, so even if folks do the right thing there's not point because of the seagulls. Our local council has now started trying to design bins that they cannot access to stop the flying menaces.
@@NauiByeolEge they are not menaces. They are animals just like us trying to survive. All birds survived perfectly well before humans destroyed their habitats, they've learnt to adapt, which is amazing.
Yeah, if you ever come to the UK and visit any coastal town if you eat in the open it is very likely your food will vanish from your hands in the blink of an eye. The seagulls will take anything.
Lindsey is very sharp, she got most of them immediately, and I couldn't. Loved watching you watching them, I laughed along with you.
Level 5 goose warning, is the severity of the problem, not flight height, and yes, Britain is notorious for Seagulls snatching food out of your hands if you eat in the street. They tend to swarm around places like fish and chip shops, just waiting. They have been known, to enter shops and help themselves to packet products near the door. i.e. Crisps....... (sorry, chips.)
they had my icecram by landig on my hat andgrabing it
If laughter is the best medicine, you two will be better in no time! 😂
I live in Cornwall, go fishing on my boat out of Falmouth.. A few years ago I pulled a mackerel off the line a seagull swooped in took the fish statight out of my hand and ripped my finger open.
Trip to the hospital and 9 stitches later.
They're savages, trust me!
That is Simon Cowell he had 'work done' 😂
Woah! I'd say
Good god, he's so orange, looks like he fell into a vat of Ready Brek.
The IKEA one was sarcasm. Once in the maze of a store, it's laid out so you can only go the way it allows you to
Ah, okay! haha
You will like what some communities have done with their old red phone boxes, they have turned them into library's. You bring a book to it and can swap it for any book that's in there.
ot homes for community defibrillators
I once had bout after bout of laryngitis and pharyngitis until eventually my voice was so bad that my doctor told me I had to stop talking for two weeks - not a word. My husband had the biggest smile !!!!!
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We have some places where seagulls will swoop down and steal your food, there's signs up everywhere not to feed them but people still do, but if you don't feed them they help themselves 😂😂
Seagulls are mental. There's a particularly funny vid news interview of a wee granny proudly sharing wearing a collander on her head to protect her from a nesting seagull. It kept dive bombing her when she went out to hang up her washing. The reporter ends up also wearing a collander. It's the most beautiful example of English eccentricity. Wish I could find the link, it cracks me up everytime.
Sounds pretty genius! haha
I had a cat that caught a seagull and dragged it indoors. I think the bird reckoned that any cat mad enough to do such a thing was not to be messed with.
Bill Payer, When you enter a competition it says that you must ask the 'bill payers' permission so, he's asking him. 😂
The underground staff have a pretty good sense of humour and do put signs up like this occasionally
The Central rail station in Newcastle used to sing train information across the station speakers and for other platform announcements. They said it was more audible and understandable above the rest of the station acoustics and it was. It stopped when the management changed, they were too miserable to allow such uncouth behavior.
Seagulls are the bird version of a mugger
You two cracked me up watching this...😂😂😂😂
I have a couple of red telephone boxes near me, one of which is in a small farm village.
I think they're disconnected now. They're used as hubs for defibrillators.
Clarkson, May and Hammond did the ‘Top Gear’ programme for years. You should really watch some of those episodes as it’s all about cars and some were hilarious
The bossman in the last image is Clarkson.
While I agree at times they have been funny not everyone loves them. Clarkson especially is somewhat of a dinosaur attitudes wise and was sacked for mistreatment of an assistant. I didn't encourage my boys to watch it because I didn't consider them good role-models.
@@estherreeves6445 Clarkson is controversial but extremely entertaining and It’s each to their own. We have remote controls and can always turn it off if we don’t like it. They were however so entertaining and dangerous at times and is why the programme was so very popular with so many. They did some brilliant shows and trying to unsuccessfully kill a Toyota pick up is just one highlight that I’ll remember. It really hasn’t been the same since that trio.
@@dee2251 Not really disagreeing I just thought they should be given a balanced view of the program rather than just it is entertaining.. it was entertaining at times but it was also cringy and xenophobic at times. Clarkson once removed America from the map entirety and they were very derogatory about some of the countries they visited. Their hatred of Caravans however was funny.
@@estherreeves6445 as I said, Clarkson was controversial and he claims to almost hate everyone. I don’t buy that. He just enjoys winding everyone up. He even makes derogatory comments on people from other parts of this country. I’m from near Birmingham and he’s made lots of comments about that. I don’t take it personally and I don’t take him seriously at all. We just know he’s winding people up. The show’s popularity didn’t wane. The viewing figures proved that. Personally PC has gone way too far and it’s wrecking entertainment.
Seagulls and Swans will steal your food.
Swans at least look good doing it.
@@vinnyganzano1930 your only saying that 'cos they threatened to break your legs.
@@strawdog7704 Yes, I'm in thrall to a gang of swans.
@@vinnyganzano1930 There was a swan on the Norfolk Broads (he might still be there for all I know) who patrolled a short stretch of the river Bure. He would approach a boat and rest his head on the stern, waiting for some food.
She’s using her son as a table whilst she rolls herself a ciggie.
I doubt that’s just tobacco
@@Millennial_Manc You know it mate😂
@@mubbles1066 Mother of the Year award finals 2024, Toxteth.
@@Millennial_Manc 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Expect he was asleep, but still a goody
Seagulls are thieving flying rats lol
The thank you NHS on the Undertakers was because of all the work the NHS did during COVID. .. You are right Steve about the Hen Do/Hen Party
This was a surprisingly good selection! Some of this sort of thing I find very unfunny - but these were a great bunch!
Yes, the seagull in covered in curry is likely to be true - they are scavengers by nature, and if someone abandons their curry, the seagull will have it!
The 'Level 5 Goose Warning' is part joke part real. It's written to amuse (we don't have a danger scale for birds) but I assume the station does have a problem with a vicious goose on the platform.
Our public toilets always use the terms Vacant/ Engaged to show if they are available. It's one of those things that isn't funny till someone points it out.
The lorry with 'die bart' on the back is from one of our biggest haulage companies 'EdDIE StoBART'
The one that totally puzzled you about "I'm only seeing Clarkson May and Hammond here" is that the three people named in the photo look just like the team who presented TV programme Top Gear for years. That is really funny - if you know, you know!
'Bill Payer'. If you enter TV competitions or draw or whatever by phone, they remind you that 'You must obtain the bill payer's permission' So some guy has messaged a random guy called 'Bill Payer' to ask permission to enter the comp.... Probably a set up rather than real- but still funny!
The woman using what I assume is her son as a table is rolling a cigarette on his back.
Seagulls don't just take food, they will take your small dog straight out of your garden, straight up!
The mother is using her child so she can roll her cigarette
Plaice is a fish.
Seagulls taking a dog is an urban myth.
@vinnyganzano1930 it's not an urban myth. It happened in Devon in 2019. The dogs name was Gizmo, only a paw was found. Then another was taken not long after but was dropped.
‘Tis true! I live in Devon. Beach gulls are way more more vicious than the city ones too. Teradactyls 😬😬😬 poor dog 😩
Hiya Steve and Lyndsay, I was going past a roadside Cafe, the slogan on the side wall was "try our Burgers, You won't get better" I thought it was hilarious, this is Choppy in Whitehaven, Cumbria, England
A couple of years ago my daughter and her family were down visiting Lands End, they bought ice-creams. A massive seagull swooped down and stole hers, she had to buy another...but had her umbrella ready the second time.🤣
those see through telephone booths were introduced in the 90s. That one clearly was as it has the 90s BT whispy man logo.
Ikea has an entrance and an exit and unless you know the store layout you follow the one way floor pathway / arrows which has a route that meanders around the whole store from entrance to exit in an attempt to expose you to every product they have.
Believe it or not there isn't a bird called a 'sea gull'. The most common gull is a herring gull and also a few black headed gulls
Black back gulls which are bigger stockier versions of herring gulls
@@chucky2316 The gulls round my way hang out in groups, covered in tattoos, drinking and smoking waiting to ambush any unsuspecting person with food 😉😁
@@larryjimbob I'm in torbay in devon. They are pretty much the same here made worse by holiday makers feeding them ,whipping them into a feeding frenzy
@@chucky2316 Yep, worst thing ever is to feed them. The people that do are stupid and cause them to attack other people because they now see them as a food source.
Some interesting seagull info...
It's not illegal to feed seagulls as they are not...nor ever have been...called vermin (by law) so if a council tells you, you can't feed them, they're lying! (Pigeons maybe, but not seagulls)
Interesting fact...if you regularly feed a seagull in your garden, it will claim ownership of you, preventing you getting mobbed by loads of them. It may be a mob initially but once they've had a fight amongst themselves, and sorted out who's boss, that will be the only one who comes. They will come and see you every year and bring their partner and babies to see you if they have them.
They do not encourage rats...by laying out food for them, as they won't leave any behind, whereas other birds might leave bread on the ground.
Seagulls eat fish, obviously, but studies have shown, if you put down a fresh fish with latex gloves on, (latex gloves on you, not the fish!) and a cheese sandwich that you already ate half of, the seagull will generally opt for the food touched by humans before food that isnt, even if it's not what you'd think would be their first choice. That's why they like getting food from people rather than on the floor. They like humans.
Seagulls can eat pretty much what humans do. Not necessarily saying a human diet is optimal...mainly because most humans don't eat an optimal diet for themselves, let alone seagulls! However, of all bird types, they survive pretty good on human food.
I like seagulls. That bit wasn't part of the info... 😂
I grew up close to an English seaside town, in the summer we used to spend hours watching unwary tourists and day trippers(aka "comforts" because they'd "come for 'day") coming out of the fish 'n' chip shops on the seafront being immediately set upon and mugged by gangs of seagulls. They usually work in groups, one will swoop in to distract the victims attention whilst another one sneaks in from the opposite direction to swipe the food, whilst the rest lurk around waiting to pounce on any food that gets dropped or spilled in the ensuing commotion. You can see them all sat on the rooftops of the nearby buildings, just watching and waiting for their chance.
Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond are the FormerTop Gear presenters (now Grand Tour). Famous for "Dicking about" and making everyone angry. but a joy to watch.
Lindsey understood more than what Steve did, Steve kept looking over to Lindsey to see if she was laughing, I don’t think Steve knew what he was laughing at sometimes,. Steve, if you stop talking, your voice will get better!! Love the videos
There is a village by me that has turned their old traditional telephone box into a library.
I love a good laugh , much needed in these times . Thanks guys 😊
The picture of buying something for 99p and telling the boss to keep the change is "Clarkson" from the earlier picture of clarkson, may and hammond !
Seagulls and Canada Geese roam town centres like mafia gangs. Seagulls come inland whenever the weather is poor, which is most of winter. They raid the household waste dumps, so quite easy to imagine one covered in curry powder. We are 15 miles from the sea and currently have two sat on our roof, making a racket.
Yeah, i'm about 20miles from the sea but only about 3miles from the local tip, which attracts huge flocks of them all year round. They're absolutely everywhere though, as you're never more than 75miles from the sea in this country, which is no distance to the "shitehawks".
Geese are very effective substitutes for guard dogs and can be very aggressive. When I was a lecturer one of my students was late for class due to being chased by a goose on a local park.
You'll notice that the new phone booths are opened at the bottom, there's a good reason for that as the quaint old very identifiable red British phone boxes were used by drinks as a toilet. They regularly stank of piss.😷
The Clarkson, May and Hammond one is awesome. If you knew what they looked like, you’d see how weirdly all the three people in that photo resemble them - all the same hair types/cuts and that’s even the sort of stuff you’d see them wearing in one of their crazy Top Gear challenges.
what is funny about the phone boxes is they changed from old to new so they didnt have to spend money on wages and paint to paint them red every year as they faded with the sun to a pink... now they waste money on removing grafitti and broken glass panels...
I think the worst seagulls I've ever seen here are in St. Ives Cornwall. Absolute expert food snatchers. Some of them even specialise staking out the ice cream van then swooping over the shoulder to knock ice cream to the ground. Then a group of them eat it off the floor, The guy in the van doesn't bat an eyelid he must have seen it a thousand times.
I used to get laryngitis a lot when I was a young adult. Honey and lemon drinks are extremely beneficial and soothing. Honey is also great for coughs. Zinc (not zinc oxide) is antibacterial and antiviral and helps fight off viral and bacterial infections and during the winter months I take Vit D3 and K2 combined because they also help the immune system. I haven’t had a bout of laryngitis for many years.
Seems to be also a precursor of one of the newer strains of covid
If you were in Malaysia, then the delivery service for food is either Grab or Panda. 😁
Chips without chips will cost you 1.90, apparently.
Plaice is a flat fish that's common but not as common as cod or haddock, when it comes to fish and chips. There's also dover sole, and if you can find it, skate.
11:06 you do actually see them tiredness can kill signs everywhere on British motorways
when they do phone in competitions on TV, they always say "check with the Bill Payer before calling". as in ok it with who pays the phone bill before calling.
I can't see well enough to view those memes etc but think I heard you mention Clarkson, Hammond and May... ? They are Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, previously presenters on "Top Gear" which was the very best car show on tv filled with humour, adventures, experiments and car facts, til Jeremy was fired by the BBC and Richard & James walked out too in solidarity with Jeremy. They went in to make a similar show on Amazon Prime but that series has ended now and Jeremy now does shows on his farm named
"Diddly Squat" or something like that - I've never watched it but heard it's a good show. Jeremy had trouble with his local council because he wanted to build and run a "farm shop" which he did, apparently, having had to include a car park and 'facilities' for his customers, so he must've complied with those requirements. He's shown here on TH-cam somewhere so perhaps you could check him out and maybe even treat us to a Reaction to Jeremy Clarkson on his farm? That's be interesting.🙂 (...Richard Hammond and James May do 'their own things' presenting etc, elsewhere).
p.s. Lindsey - it _is_ a "Hen_do, and a Stag_do" and yes, Lindsey pronounced "kebab" correctly. (to rhyme with cab) (and that was Simon Cowell) I didn't see who the woman was that😃Steve couldn't identify! My eyesight requires better reading glasses!! A plaice is a flat fish, and I'd never eat a steak & kidney pie but I'd eat a plain steak & gravy pie!!that woman might be Katie Price - previously known as Jordon, when she was a "glamour model" ...😊😊❤🏴🖖
The old red phone boxes are still around but in some villages they’ve been turned into libraries where people can take and leave books, food banks, second hand clothing drops and much more. People just go and help themselves to whatever they need
Not sure I would want anything from a phone box. I've never been in one that didn't stink of piss.
I was laughing along with you two. I had tears from laughing. Great fun 🙏♥️
Phone kiosk. One of the worst ' not invented here ' examples of a new broom attempting to make their mark. They certainly did that. A dog's dinner.
London Underground does a lot of humorous "public information" signs and indeed some very pointed social commentary ones.
As a Scot fell of my chair at the thought of the Scottish Grass Cutter getting to the Border with England and thinking "feck off, you can cut that yourselves"
Happens all over the place at county boundaries as the grass cutters are only contracted to cut the grass in the area controlled by the Local Authority. The Scotland/England boundary was just a happy coincidence. But you know that...at least I HOPE you knew that!?
I did know that it was very funny it happenned on the Scotland England border and the photo is priceless
a lot of the old red boxes have been converted into defibrulator point, or pop up libraries, or information booths
So many seagulls are scavengers inland and not just at the coast. You sometimes feel you are being dived on by an albatross. They're lethal and have been known to walk into stores and walk out with bags of crisps.😂😂😂
12:55 Those TV competitions would say ask the bill payer's permission before entering because they cost money
Yeah seagulls are a big problem 😂 they will come into your car if you are eating food with the window down. I've seen them full on shoplift and got jumped by a bunch of them at the beach
Loved a phone box. Used to stand in them and roll spliffs in winter many years ago😂
Plaice is one type of fish that we get in our chip shops
We do not have anything like the number of telephone boxes we did once, for obvious reasons. There are quite a lot of the preserved red boxes in villages but many are not still connected, but just kept for tradition.
The indicator on a toilet cubicle lock shows either vacant or engaged on the outside. There are no gaps to look through.
Yep seagulls literally snatch food out of your hand if they get the chance, my son had an ice cream taken from his hand while we were on holiday at St Ives in Cornwall when he was 3, it traumatised him for ages because it was actually stolen by the most successful one out of several birds who all swooped on him at the same time, they then fought over it on the sand!
Seagulls not the only ones to nick ma food. The deers in bushy park do too! Chips without chips were £1.90 😂
19:49 --- she's rolling a cigarette on her sons back xD
As for Clarkson, May and Hammond, you should check out top gear. They host it and I really think you would enjoy it
Especially the American Road Trip special
Using the kid as a table to make a self rolled cigarette, or "roll up" !
For tv competitions here in the uk the small print always says asked the bill payer first before you phone in as it’s always a premium rate number how they get money in for the prize. Like a raffle.
I use to live in Dundee and there was a shopping centre where people would sometimes come out eating food. Seagulls learned to fly at them. They didn't actually steal the food from their hands (that I saw at least)but flying at them would sometimes shock them into dropping the food so the gulls could steal it. I also saw a gull attacking a pidgeon outside a McDonald's.
They're pests but I did like seeing them along the riverside when I went for walks with my camera.
I live in the UK, and still find our humour just the best...🎉
The joke at 12:35 is that on UK TV they advertise competitions to win a holiday or suchlike and you pay a small entry fee by having it charged to your phone bill, they always say to make sure you have the bill payers permission to enter (i.e. make a charge to the account) so this guy has looked up some bloke called Bill Payer just so they can make and post the joke.
That was fun guys, Brits love to play practical jokes on each other. 😂
Apparently the 'No crime' sign was put up by The Libertine's Pete Doherty and the Putra Madres, who filmed a tour video in Margate back in 2019 for the ‘Who’s Been Having You Over’ tour. The guerrilla signs featured in the music video include one which reads “this is not a sign”, another that says “Brexodus,” and the infamous ‘no crime’ sign which went viral. If you look closely you can see the sign is held on by normal zip ties.
Seagulls are amazing in the way they have adapted to us , I used to get sausage and chips at lunch time and by the time I'd gone a few yards a flock was hovering , leftovers were thrown over the dockside - not one scrap not the water . A Plaice is a flatfish , common in our harbours and coastal waters .
Swans are more subtle. There used to be a grain mill on Ipswich dock and the mill workers would tip buckets of grain into the dock for the swans to eat. The swans would come over in groups.
Plaice is a type of fish. We have a Duck warning sign where I live, it's just to make you aware they are around the area and drive more carefully.
Seagulls are famous for trying to steal your fish and chips when you are at the seaside in the UK 😂👍🏼
A Plaice is a type of flat fish, quite a delicate taste. People who are not keen on fish usually like this.
The picture with the 3 guys was referring to the presenters of a car programme called Top Gear.
These clips give you an idea of the British sense of humour. Steve you were right, it is a Hen Do.
Celebrated in song: 'There's a plaice for us, somewhere a plaice for us...'
The seagulls are a menace. Theyre especially cheeky on my university grounds, and they regularly steal food from students' hands and mouths 😂 i used to enjoy sitting on a bench and watching the carnage occur to the freshers who weren't seagull smart yet 😂😂 every year there's a new group of unsuspecting victims and its hilarious
I had a cousin who studied at York University; there are a couple of lakes on the campus and a large duck population. It's an unwritten rule that no one causes the ducks any harm.
Your reaction to the bus drivers made me laugh til I cried 🤣 The funeral director one was hilarious and dark AF as well. The Bill Payer one is in reference to most competitions telling you to ask the bill payer's permission if you're under 18.
You should ask the bill payer's permission whatever age you are!
I hope you feel better soon x
12:57 - its a play on the phrase "you must ask the bill payers permission" for telephone competitions as most of the lines are premium rate numbers