Binaural ASMR Melon Relaxation with Corvus D. Clemmons ASMR Plague Doctor

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ส.ค. 2014
  • Herr Doctor attempts to cure patient Walter Melon of the anxiety, stress and insomnia by performing various treatments such as Melon Tapping, Melon Brushing, Melon Massage, Ear to Ear Melon Whispering, Relaxing Melon Monster Hands and more.
    Dr. Corvus D. Clemmons is an immortal Plague Doctor who has given up his medieval Bubonic Plague practice and has taken up ASMR in an effort to help cure and cultivate the human race of that which plagues them.
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    What is ASMR? Why am I whispering?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the current (non-scientific) name given to the feeling characterized as a pleasurable tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other regions of the body in response to visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering and personal attention.
    My videos are not only meant to help induce ASMR or "tingles", but also help provide a relaxing, calming and soothing experience for the viewer while helping to provide anxiety relief, stress relief, insomnia relief, to help those suffering with PTSD or depression, serve as a study aid and much more.
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  • @extremelymoist6661
    @extremelymoist6661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1194

    I just watched a Plague Doctor fondle a watermelon, talk to it, break its skull open and feed his own neck.
    And I'm not even high.

    • @SteadyDesigns
      @SteadyDesigns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      he didn't feed his neck he had to put it under the mask

    • @extremelymoist6661
      @extremelymoist6661 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +Steady Designs
      This joke
      Your head

    • @liminalarcade
      @liminalarcade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm a doge, and I'm not even high.

    • @Aztesticals
      @Aztesticals 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It's even better when you are.

    • @BraidenRobson
      @BraidenRobson 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Extremely Moist welcome to ephemeral rift

  • @locrian5818
    @locrian5818 9 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    5 ways to relax someone according to ER:
    #1: Give them a massage.
    #2: Whisper to them softly.
    #3: Make relaxing sounds.
    #4: Dress up as a Plague Doctor.
    #5: Put a knife through their head.

    • @Nemer49994
      @Nemer49994 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      MunchieTheMunch #6: EAT THEIR BRAIN !

    • @freetobe3
      @freetobe3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Julien S
      #7: Poop it
      #8: Burn the poop
      #9: Inhale the vapors
      #10: While under the effect watch E.R. or this: www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/bob_dylan_psych.gif

    • @Zebulization
      @Zebulization 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +MunchieTheMunch almost Trepanation

    • @darlingsdemon9858
      @darlingsdemon9858 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +BLT MY EYES THEY BURN

    • @TheLegoDude29052
      @TheLegoDude29052 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Thank you, they all failed but that last one put me teacher in such a relaxed state she even forgot to breath... Or move... Or... Live

  • @John-sz7vf
    @John-sz7vf 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1561

    Now to explain to my girlfriend that I sometimes watch a man screw with a watermelon for an hour because it helps me sleep

    • @Lyoko1309
      @Lyoko1309 9 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      John Wesley You may want to rethink your wording too.

    • @snoopE35
      @snoopE35 9 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      That's some hardcore porn you watch

    • @freetobe3
      @freetobe3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +John Wesley Just tell her you're kinky. She might be too.

    • @IndustrialBonecraft
      @IndustrialBonecraft 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      +John Wesley Has she asked you to beak her yet?

    • @EldenMango
      @EldenMango 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      +John Wesley I told my girlfriend that on some nights I am lulled to sleep by a raven man who is a follower of cthulu.

  • @RealAntsMcGee
    @RealAntsMcGee 8 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    I can almost feel corvus getting ever so slightly annoyed at his failed attempts to make this melon move via reflex.

    • @stickdood2209
      @stickdood2209 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He gets annoyed by the melon not talking

    • @Awalys
      @Awalys 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He gets annoyed by the melon not screaming

    • @bismillah498
      @bismillah498 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      its like i can feelthe frustration through his beak

    • @axelmf4195
      @axelmf4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melon

    • @sandvich_enjoyer
      @sandvich_enjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melon

  • @michaelbarkan2994
    @michaelbarkan2994 8 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    imagine someone walking in on this.

    • @notasatanistprobably8637
      @notasatanistprobably8637 8 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      It would be my proudest fap ever

    • @liminalarcade
      @liminalarcade 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +not a satanist probably Why?

    • @superbob1906
      @superbob1906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@notasatanistprobably8637 the hell is wrong with you

    • @superbob1906
      @superbob1906 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Pigeon Productions I am aware

    • @humanperson9049
      @humanperson9049 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Superbob190 “000
      ,Yeah life
      ,
      ,,”,,ll,,l,,,,,,,,,,,,l,,lllllll,,

  • @gdwr
    @gdwr 9 ปีที่แล้ว +627

    I would fucking die if he just started to peck the shit out of that watermelon

  • @ViperRulerlm
    @ViperRulerlm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    ER'S wife sees that her melon is missing.
    "Goddammit he's off doing his bird pecking thing again. That's the third time this month."

    • @ciborosa
      @ciborosa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha this comment killed me 😂

    • @ciborosa
      @ciborosa 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Wolf Does Things we are everywhere

    • @F4nta5y
      @F4nta5y 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Wolf Does Things you cannot escape the phandom

    • @Ms.Insomniac
      @Ms.Insomniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lmao, I can imagine this happening.

  • @meganclemmons6095
    @meganclemmons6095 8 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    ...so, I "youtube"my last name to see if I had any relatives etc...my expression must have been priceless when Dr. Clemmons surfaces...

    • @honeybadger2898
      @honeybadger2898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Megan Clemmons I'm not sure if you should be worried, or ecstatic.

    • @tabithathecat
      @tabithathecat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh my effing goodness you lucky fucker

    • @dmytro2500
      @dmytro2500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tabithathecat your comment is priceless and underrated, I hope this becomes a piece of archeological evidence that humanity existed

    • @tabithathecat
      @tabithathecat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@dmytro2500 Why, thank you! Yet I must correct you- for under the guise of humanity I am merely a small pile of mangoes.

  • @solarias9628
    @solarias9628 10 ปีที่แล้ว +285

    I can just imagine your neighbours looking through your windows recording these role plays
    "What's he doing now, John?"
    "He's dressed up in leather tapping a melon, I think he's whispering to it"
    "I'm leaving you, John"

    • @JenaLightyear
      @JenaLightyear 9 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm laughing way too hard at this

    • @guy6327
      @guy6327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fucking karen
      I bet she took the kids

    • @SANTIGO_DA_1
      @SANTIGO_DA_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lasagna John

    • @ratmanchu9921
      @ratmanchu9921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I prefer an audience.

    • @zurie_phoenix
      @zurie_phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol poor John

  • @NOEHEAD612
    @NOEHEAD612 9 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Did i really just watch a man try to relax a watermelon for an hour and then eat it? Damn, i got my priorities straight.

    • @ConcernedNobody
      @ConcernedNobody 9 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      A mans gotta eat. Besides everyone knows you should never eat an agitated water melon.

    • @terricajohnson4707
      @terricajohnson4707 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ConcernedNobody lol I love it

    • @killmepls7865
      @killmepls7865 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Anxious watermelons taste too sour.

  • @XxgunsterzxX
    @XxgunsterzxX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    I just watched a man in a plague doctor mask using a stethoscope on a watermelon, while in bed, on my phone, to help me fall asleep. THIS IS THE FUTURE.

    • @Riz_Rizen
      @Riz_Rizen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Hey, this is a guy from the future. Now there are phones that fold and you can watch a (insert gender here) in a room with a (insert non offensive object here) while (insert gender related personal pronoun here) (insert non offensive activity here)
      Sorry if it sounds a little vague, nowadays it's really easy to offend people.

    • @themoth1360
      @themoth1360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      1950s: there will be flying cars In the future!
      The future: *20:42*

    • @frumiousbandersnatch
      @frumiousbandersnatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So I am reporting from still further in the future and I regret to inform you that this has now become surrealist social satire in ways that would take way to long to explain. We were so innocent.

    • @frumiousbandersnatch
      @frumiousbandersnatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you can hear me in the past - MOVE TO NEW ZEALAND

    • @zurie_phoenix
      @zurie_phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah pretty much

  • @maxximus3215
    @maxximus3215 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    The pain of switching over to another asmr vid while having your headphones cranked for tingles and getting blasted by a trash ad

    • @AlivePineapple
      @AlivePineapple 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      ADBLOCK, brother
      don't mention it x3

    • @xPooogle515
      @xPooogle515 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +AlivePineapple You can't do that on mobile.

    • @AlivePineapple
      @AlivePineapple 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      dachdaschdaches
      ADBlock browser, no?

    • @xPooogle515
      @xPooogle515 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +AlivePineapple 1.7 stars on the App Store

    • @AlivePineapple
      @AlivePineapple 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      dachdaschdaches
      But still works.
      Nobody use this that's all.

  • @wadewilson540
    @wadewilson540 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1629

    If you look VERY closely, you can tell that the patient is actually a watermelon.

    • @Jubernuaght
      @Jubernuaght 9 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Oh wow I didn't catch that when I first saw that wow!

    • @wadewilson540
      @wadewilson540 9 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Jubernuaght No prob, it took me a while to figure it out too.

    • @gibsdsid
      @gibsdsid 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      omg what, I cant unsee that now thanks dude :/

    • @DemoniteBL
      @DemoniteBL 9 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      What?? I can't see a melon! D:

    • @letsplayasmr9354
      @letsplayasmr9354 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      You conspiracy theorists always have to go finding watermelons in every damn video.

  • @rainbowdashy00
    @rainbowdashy00 10 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    This guy deserves an award! Think of how much time he puts in for us with these amazing videos! How many tries to get the shot just perfect, and hours of editing!

    • @breadsticks2202
      @breadsticks2202 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude..look at your profile pic

    • @codykerr7392
      @codykerr7392 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually, its uncut and there's no real editing. If he DID do any editing, it would have taken all of 10 minutes.

  • @micki500
    @micki500 9 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    How to cut a watermelon in 1 hour or less.

  • @glostarr_4211
    @glostarr_4211 9 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    my girlfriend gave me a massage while i listened to this, it was amazing.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  9 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Kitty Goez Rawr Best girlfriend ever.

    • @talia6429
      @talia6429 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ah, nothing like spending time with your significant other and listening to a man fuck with a watermelon for an hour.

    • @jackking31
      @jackking31 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure it wasn't you mum giving you that massage?

    • @Hyperion7312
      @Hyperion7312 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ty Alexander Best comment

    • @beken5575
      @beken5575 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +indivisual Just go to www.scam.com and enter the code notasacam and also give us your credit card information to get someone just like her shipped to your house FOR FREE. NO SCAM

  • @DM57262
    @DM57262 10 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I love this. You can take the most bizarre situations or random objects and turn them into something so creative and relaxing. You truly are an artist.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      ***** Thank you. That means a lot. :) I try my best. Thanks for watching!

    • @chasealex1267
      @chasealex1267 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MegaRhinosaur I second that idea!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      MegaRhinosaur let me see what I can do. ;)

    • @basharvai7050
      @basharvai7050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😳

    • @kodachilinux5395
      @kodachilinux5395 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      true lol funny and enternning,original

  • @steirabua861
    @steirabua861 9 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    I have SEVERAL questions.

    • @GhostRiderCash
      @GhostRiderCash 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me too masky

    • @jiimjaam
      @jiimjaam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Was that a JonTron reference? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @steirabua861
      @steirabua861 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Jim Jam Jump OF COURSE

    • @honeybadger2898
      @honeybadger2898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      We have NO answers!

    • @johnzgamez810
      @johnzgamez810 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@honeybadger2898 i do, a man pretending to be our lord and savior molests a watermelon, ripping it open and eating it, all while whispering to it.

  • @James-wd9ib
    @James-wd9ib 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Patient appears to be . . . an oblong . . . . . . . . . . .. . creature . . . " **HARD FACEPALM**

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Me: *dies from laughter XD*

    • @mafsterquast6253
      @mafsterquast6253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mafster quast: i love you Mafster quast

    • @carmillasatyr5073
      @carmillasatyr5073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found this as soon as clem said oblong lmao

  • @Consleazy
    @Consleazy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Wait oh my god Corvus D. Clemmons' initials spell out CDC, the Center for Disease Control, my mind just got blown

    • @Piskipo
      @Piskipo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      42

    • @Fadedgogeta
      @Fadedgogeta 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He is a PLAUGE Doctor. The CDC handles diseases, plagues, and outbreaks. COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT!

    • @JackBenjaminofficial
      @JackBenjaminofficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      43 :)

    • @bopcity5785
      @bopcity5785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would like this but it has 42 likes...

    • @AFXPaladin
      @AFXPaladin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryan Conrad I don’t know if you even remember this comment, but seeing it almost made me ascend to a higher dimension of understanding. Holy Christ.

  • @theviewfromathrone
    @theviewfromathrone 10 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The beaking is nice from an asmr viewpoint, but the real reason I like it so much because it's so adorable to watch. XD

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ***** why thanks for watching :)

  • @szerencsefiai
    @szerencsefiai 7 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Like aki Vidmantől jött. :"D

  • @LazarusIvan7
    @LazarusIvan7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    I sat here for a hour watching a plague Doctor examine a watermelon only then to eat it.
    What the fuck am I doing with my life

  • @Jake_the_Brick
    @Jake_the_Brick 9 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This reminds me of my childhood how we would get a watermelon, cover it in grease, and pass it around a pool. Sometimes it floated and other times it didn't. I really loved that game for some reason

    • @bradda7513
      @bradda7513 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Wait let me get this straight, you passed a greasy watermelon around a pool that would occasionally float ?

    • @williamthompson7934
      @williamthompson7934 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Jake Bornholdt they float jake, they all float..I worry about ya jake, sometimes I worry alot

    • @marcusthedog
      @marcusthedog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +ACE101Studios I bet that was TRASH!!! I BET HE ATE ALL THE GARBAGE!! xD

    • @Thatonechingadera45
      @Thatonechingadera45 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Marcus The Dog I'm the trash man, I start eating garbage

    • @mythrando
      @mythrando 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's still popular and fun!

  • @Nachoraver07
    @Nachoraver07 9 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is it weird that my favorite part of this was the "beaking"?

  • @gloriagechoff5110
    @gloriagechoff5110 9 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    THIS IS PERFECT FOR DEPRESSED PEOPLE LIKE ME, THANK YOU

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Gloria Gechoff My pleasure.
      All my best
      ER

    • @KayluvSings101
      @KayluvSings101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gloria Gechoff I'm depressed too, would it help me?

    • @Yung_kip
      @Yung_kip 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kayla Herndon yep. Especially if you also suffer from anxiety, really chills you out.

    • @bootling2552
      @bootling2552 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +RipperGCG18 I have to agree. I'm a huge anxiety sufferer. It's so CALM. And I normally don't like dude whispering, but ER works for me for whatever reason.

    • @Yung_kip
      @Yung_kip 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      bootling I think its how quirky he is. So its not awkward. Plus his voice has a nice gruffness to it.

  • @universityofspace6732
    @universityofspace6732 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Man... It's weird to look at this vid 8 years later. This was my first ASMR vid and have been following this awesome guy since then. I feel so relaxed after work falling asleep to his vids now

    • @Ruskah0307
      @Ruskah0307 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i dont think i caught this video when it was new but it was definitely my first ephem rift video
      i found it while looking up "gmod asmr". i can only assume the single watermelon ticked off enough boxes 🍉

  • @MGSBESTProductions
    @MGSBESTProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Ephemeral Rift is like the Apple of Asmr. He sets the standard for premium content and he sets it high!

    • @MGSBESTProductions
      @MGSBESTProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +red breaker47 I see what you did there. Kappa

    • @jss8073
      @jss8073 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      AC719Productions
      heheh

    • @egg-xt7ir
      @egg-xt7ir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah except he's not fucking expensive

  • @DarthSidian
    @DarthSidian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Yet another fruit that has had an extremely long ceremonial destruction... XD

  • @viceregentofducanada9384
    @viceregentofducanada9384 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Melondramatic.

    • @usaussie81
      @usaussie81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Meloncholy

    • @crismatthews6892
      @crismatthews6892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I would like this but it on 69 likes and I don't wanna ruin that for you

    • @RabbitOfNazaeth111
      @RabbitOfNazaeth111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honeydew-not worry... it's at 81 likes now.

    • @zurie_phoenix
      @zurie_phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take my like and leave

  • @ericwelch4822
    @ericwelch4822 9 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I love your doctor videos. they are hilarious and interesting. Its just a weird cross of comedy and this morbid feeling that i love. Your videos feel special and unique. Thank you for taking the time to make ASMR content. ps i also saw a reddit comment you left in response to someone who called you creepy and i almost couldn't breathe. oh man that was funny. anyway thanks again for all of your hard work.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Eric Welch Thank you. 8^]

    • @jac4026
      @jac4026 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eric Welch What was the comment?!

    • @ericwelch4822
      @ericwelch4822 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      someone called EP creepy and EP commented below it calling himself creepy an d how it was amazing he had a wife, let alone one who would want to have his child. all in all it was a comically hilarious use of sarcasm.

    • @MegaCocacolafan
      @MegaCocacolafan 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For those wondering I went and found said post. >> www.reddit.com/r/asmr/comments/1m30wo/can_we_try_and_get_ephemeralrifts_subscriber/cc5vfbf?context=3

    • @nathanlamb26
      @nathanlamb26 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wasn't that funny

  • @axolotl6274
    @axolotl6274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Don't make me commit a melony.

  • @jq747
    @jq747 9 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    I don't know whether I just watched ASMR or BDSM. lol

    • @awfultwine9455
      @awfultwine9455 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You watched a doctor killing a watermelon.

    • @timmytim9054
      @timmytim9054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The only part missing in this BDSM scene is the big bad watermelon being spanked

    • @zurie_phoenix
      @zurie_phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Both my friend

  • @damianskrok1111
    @damianskrok1111 8 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Relax, it'll all be over soon.
    *Chops the watermelon and eats it*
    Mmm, you are delicious!
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

    • @srartgaming
      @srartgaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh yeah the part when he SMASH the watermelon with a knife. 😅😅

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@srartgaming what time?

    • @binkerooney5175
      @binkerooney5175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well, it’s safe to assume that he’s probably just hungry

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@binkerooney5175 yeah

  • @kannak1111
    @kannak1111 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "now I'm going to beak you, but not poke you, I will be rubbing my beak across your scalp"

  • @echo5890
    @echo5890 9 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    "Alert! SCP-049 has breached containment and is now molesting a watermelon!"

    • @chicathechicken837
      @chicathechicken837 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      that not the Scp-049 That is the brother of Scp-049 :)

    • @barclaybower512
      @barclaybower512 9 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Sounds like something Dr Bright would Wright

    • @bren7080
      @bren7080 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Quick, we need the Cure

    • @emc8666
      @emc8666 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ***** "I will always love you.."

    • @higaindane
      @higaindane 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Echo & Orion Genius! SCP 049 is a plague doctor!

  • @search895
    @search895 10 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Some days ago I wouldnt believe me saying that a man with a post nuclear crow mask makes me feel relaxed with a melon and a leather bag.
    This Stuff reminds me when I was at ARts Faculty. People making weird nice stuff around all the time. There we have this guy making this genius relaxation.

    • @search895
      @search895 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, that's true. I mean sometimes I call this kinda aesthetics "post nuclear" as a whole. Post-apocalyptic i think would be a more accurate general concept.

  • @richard287
    @richard287 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My favourite ASMR video. One of the first videos I experienced when I was introduced to ASMR. That being partly a factor but this is one of the more relaxing ones for me; because of the pacing, the whispery masked voice, the feel of being examined or watching an examination, the clunky sound of the melon itself, and the abstract situation and humour.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well thank too very much for watching.

  • @sophisitcatedpsyco
    @sophisitcatedpsyco 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I just watched a man murder a telepathic melon named Walter. 5 stars.

  • @totalkattant2886
    @totalkattant2886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Ki néz 2020ban is GÖRÖGDINNYEMATATÓHOLLÓFEJŰEMBER ASMR-t?

  • @rmn878
    @rmn878 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Margaret is my favorite but I find Corvus the most relaxing, I think its the accent mixed with his distant but interested medical perspective

  • @assassintwinat8
    @assassintwinat8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The whole time I was just thinking "please beak the melon"
    and then silently giggling at how that might sound out of context

  • @nathandoyal5065
    @nathandoyal5065 9 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    the lost slipknot member

  • @nuclear816
    @nuclear816 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how he can stay in role and embodies the character in his profession, especially in his confusion about the patient. Easily one of my favorite videos!

  • @NathanielHikarov
    @NathanielHikarov 8 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    Na, vajon hányan jöttek Vidmantől?

    • @Levi-xe6ym
      @Levi-xe6ym 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      én

    • @bencegabor18
      @bencegabor18 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ezt a videót kár lett volna kihagyni :-D

    • @varga2049
      @varga2049 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      baj ha nekem tetszik xd

    • @ibylin
      @ibylin 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      én, és furcsa, de tetszik... és a maszk is. Valami karakter lenne?

    • @kristof1230
      @kristof1230 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      XXX Kaszás28XXX Ebben a mondatban megszámlálhatatlan mennyiségű helyesírási hiba volt

  • @rmsnoree
    @rmsnoree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Me: I'm going to study hard to get good drades
    Also me: *watches this video*

    • @AnotherRandomChild
      @AnotherRandomChild 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watching these videos help me study TBH. They are so relaxing and calm.

    • @moffy3625
      @moffy3625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Drades

    • @RabbitOfNazaeth111
      @RabbitOfNazaeth111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moffy3625 ...looks like it didn't happen. F

    • @thorpemusic2019
      @thorpemusic2019 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My d r a d e s are flopping,
      my mood is dropping,
      but you know i keep this booty popping

  • @BubblesTheBard
    @BubblesTheBard 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    wait...corvus d clemmons....CDC...center for disease control...
    i feel stupid.

  • @variedpoziturak
    @variedpoziturak 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    VIDMAAAAAAN

    • @gel_rt
      @gel_rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eeeeeephöl

  • @Bamshi101
    @Bamshi101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I had an idea that maybe ASMR should be introduced to prisons as a form of therapy. Allowing them to have time in their cells to listen to it through headphones. Idk I've just noticed how much these videos (especially yours) have helped me deal with anger and frustration, I've become so much more chilled out and relaxed aha. My sister tried giving me a backrub the other day and freaked out because my muscles were like jelly xD No tension- thanks to the Candy Man and Plague Doctor :)
    Have a nice weekend! Ephemeral Rift

    • @uyoo7386
      @uyoo7386 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Rory Jakobs That's actually a really interesting idea you've posed. Maybe an option in the future?

    • @Bamshi101
      @Bamshi101 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hope so c:

    • @MangaAnglais
      @MangaAnglais 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No need for that let them away from society they are just societys dump.

    • @hillaryzhang306
      @hillaryzhang306 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      this is such a great and creative idea!

    • @Eg0n97
      @Eg0n97 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Olly Exactly, people need to do their research. Knowledge is power people! :D

  • @Sydberg
    @Sydberg 9 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    meanwhile in America.

    • @RabbitOfNazaeth111
      @RabbitOfNazaeth111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can confirm.
      Source: am 'Mamerrikan.
      PS: Remember, it's October... don't forget to kill a dog every morning until Halloween!

    • @0lucariogaming0-41
      @0lucariogaming0-41 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sydberg yes we Americans do weird things.
      Did a badger just attack my cat-

    • @sandvich_enjoyer
      @sandvich_enjoyer 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh dont forget Florida

    • @zurie_phoenix
      @zurie_phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the love of god why is this so accurate!!

  • @FAN-fu5ye
    @FAN-fu5ye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    VIDMAN WAS HERE

  • @jdhfeuhjd
    @jdhfeuhjd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    This Is Even More Crazier Then That Time I Was On The Island With Tom Hanks.

    • @EnsignFuntimes
      @EnsignFuntimes 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Wilson!!! by fall out boy

    • @strawberry_gary
      @strawberry_gary 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

    • @ISuperGenXI
      @ISuperGenXI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Wilson!!! What's wrong with your sentences? It's like you start Capitalizing The First Letter Of Every... OH GOD IT'S SPREADING!!!

    • @RandomGamerNumber01
      @RandomGamerNumber01 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Genex (SGX) How Can Wilson Be Real If We Aren't Real?

    • @jdhfeuhjd
      @jdhfeuhjd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genex (SGX) BeCaUsE wHy NoT.

  • @destroyerbardak
    @destroyerbardak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    2020 outfits be like:

  • @itsMeDAnn
    @itsMeDAnn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    i know your eating my brain but did you wash jr hands before?

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  8 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      +daniel ornellas Um... sure!

    • @aprilmoore9335
      @aprilmoore9335 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      right....

    • @capekee1303
      @capekee1303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Ephemeral Rift the joke of this is that he's referring to himself as the watermelon that Corvus cut into, as the video goes. he's using the humor of asking if Corvus washed his hands before cutting into the watermelon, or, his brain, and eating it.

    • @amirbanks8633
      @amirbanks8633 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      +Cape noo really?

    • @moneyille
      @moneyille 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      you're*

  • @akmedia8206
    @akmedia8206 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1983: “in the future there will be flying cars”
    2020:

    • @alucard.o
      @alucard.o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2014...

    • @andreazeca2437
      @andreazeca2437 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alucard.o r/woosh

    • @doctorrottington
      @doctorrottington 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andreazeca2437 that's not an r/wooosh
      they get the joke, but it's the wrong date
      this was made in 2014 :/

    • @gel_rt
      @gel_rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣

  • @0lucariogaming0-41
    @0lucariogaming0-41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Time stamp
    0:00-0:25 beginning
    0:26-4:04
    Notebook&questions
    4:05-5:20
    Talking
    5:21-7:10
    Stethoscope: doctor thing to listen to your heart/breathing
    7:11-7:50
    Notebook
    7:51-9:10
    Stethoscope
    9:11-10:10
    Notebook (9-11 ToT)
    10:11-11:15
    Talking
    11:16-14:09
    Tapping (beak)
    14:10-15:30
    Beaking
    15:31-16:20
    Notebook

    • @0lucariogaming0-41
      @0lucariogaming0-41 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay I’m done I’ll finish tomorrow and I’ll do Spanish and German and whatever else needed just post your language for me to add

    • @0lucariogaming0-41
      @0lucariogaming0-41 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Getting headphones soon so I can make it out better so there’s a better timestamp yw

    • @frogchamp103
      @frogchamp103 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@0lucariogaming0-41 You didn’t finish I’m still waiting

    • @St0ckh01m
      @St0ckh01m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      still waiting bud

    • @whiote1841
      @whiote1841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@0lucariogaming0-41 done yet?

  • @AirashiiTiayou
    @AirashiiTiayou 10 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I honestly clicked on this while looking up other asmr vids because I just couldn't fathom what was happening. Bizarre as it is, I haven't gotten tingles like this in a while. Great vid!!!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      AirashiiTiayou why thanks for giving it a chance!

    • @Hijynx87
      @Hijynx87 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You have just entered the realm of ASMR perfection! Also I suggest MassageASMR, he has it down to a science, you will fall asleep in less than 10 mins , but ER takes it to a whole new level.

    • @JayBones121
      @JayBones121 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AirashiiTiayou you should watch Bob Ross

    • @JohnGottschalk
      @JohnGottschalk 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hijynx87 I thought the point of ASMR was tingles not just being put to sleep...

    • @JayBones121
      @JayBones121 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      John Gottschalk Both

  • @_Gandalf_The_White
    @_Gandalf_The_White 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a fellow dude I must express my fondness for melons most rounded and ripe.

  • @Bx50
    @Bx50 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is literally the video that got me into ASMR. Thank you ER, its truly thanks to you that I've been able to sleep more soundly since then. I'm not sure how long ago I first found this but it might very well have been when the video came out, maybe a couple months afterwards. It's been life changing, truly

  • @thisisntevenmyfinalform6623
    @thisisntevenmyfinalform6623 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Boy: mom wares dad?. Mom: in the basement dressed as a leather birdman doing things to a melon. Boy: 0_0

  • @Dew2be
    @Dew2be 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dude you don't just make ASMR, this is freaking Art!

    • @elcabbage2306
      @elcabbage2306 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anything is art if you say it is

    • @Ms.Insomniac
      @Ms.Insomniac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, this is amazing!

  • @jk22222sd
    @jk22222sd 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ER, please don't stop with the plague doctor series, they are among the best asmr videos in my opinion.

  • @rectalprolapse8460
    @rectalprolapse8460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Reading comments from old asmr videos is like watching a time lapse of shitty memes. Pretty sure someone equated Walter Melon to UI Shaggy.
    But hey, it's better than hate and redundant comments. Much love guys

  • @eldritchinterface7481
    @eldritchinterface7481 10 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love Corvus.

    • @MrGrakkus
      @MrGrakkus 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We all do :)

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He told me to tell you he loves you just as much. :)

    • @BullofCrete
      @BullofCrete 10 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ephemeral Rift I'm pretty sure he was just complimenting our organs.

  • @anal.8255
    @anal.8255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I find this dude adorable.

  • @MichaelBravine1
    @MichaelBravine1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video has lasted the longest for me. I still experience tingles and fall asleep. The consistency of low volume leather bending and rummaging in the bag is awesome. Love those monster hands. I use this almost every night now.

  • @rev4231
    @rev4231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This was the first ASMR video I ever watched 5 years ago and I’ve routinely come back to it ever since. It genuinely has a nostalgic value to me at this point and I think it’s one of the best ASMR videos I’ve seen since. I love everything about this video

    • @rev4231
      @rev4231 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is my check in. Still watching this video and still finding it an absolute magnum opus of ASMR. I must say we have some good contemporaries now however.

  • @Z.A.D.D.
    @Z.A.D.D. 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Corvus is by far my most favorite character of yours Paul! The way you do the voice, really get into character, and keep his personality consistent in his episodes really makes me believe he is a different person. Don't stop doing ASMR videos anytime soon, you're one of the best IMO, Thank you. =D

  • @antoniaweiland1366
    @antoniaweiland1366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ez vidman ASMR videójából van! :D

    • @gel_rt
      @gel_rt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Onnan

  • @DanielLopez-dy1ul
    @DanielLopez-dy1ul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I remember when this vid first dropped, it’s been 7 years

  • @norbertkolozsi2461
    @norbertkolozsi2461 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Megérkeztek a Vidman fanok!
    The Vidman fans are here!

    • @JackBenjaminofficial
      @JackBenjaminofficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      megérkeztek a holló ember fanok :)

    • @norbertkolozsi2461
      @norbertkolozsi2461 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Azok is.

    • @gybtops1850
      @gybtops1850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Én is Vidmen fan vagyok, és beszartam ettől a videótól xDD

    • @marlex8203
      @marlex8203 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tudom késtem de.. Görögdinnyematató Hollófejü ember ASMR

    • @le_derpy_derp534
      @le_derpy_derp534 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@marlex8203 rohadj meg én is ezt akartam :'D (remélem érted a poént és nem akadsz fel rajta ;)

  • @Katoamaton
    @Katoamaton 10 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I absolutely love Corvus. Thanks for this interesting, bizarre, relaxing journey once again!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Katoamaton Thank you for watching!

  • @DennyVlogs
    @DennyVlogs 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Imagine this scene being reenacted in a AC game as a hidden Easter egg xD I would lmao, love the video btw

    • @AarieaaronFTW
      @AarieaaronFTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Denny Vlogs That would be pretty cool, but I don't think that fits in their 1 year development time.

    • @TripoVision
      @TripoVision 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i would love to get into a fight with you JUST to mess up that pretty boy hair of yours. i just want to mess up your hair so bad. XD

    • @bescein
      @bescein 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Denny Vlogs
      What is "AC game"?

    • @AarieaaronFTW
      @AarieaaronFTW 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Assassins Creed Game.

  • @TheHikingHoosier
    @TheHikingHoosier 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My parents have those same cornholders!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tom Heusel Give your parents a high five from the Plague Doctor for me!

    • @dinkules
      @dinkules 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ephemeral Rift I think everyone's parents has those corncob holders... I used to think they were tiny shanks, though.

    • @piercelequine9696
      @piercelequine9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a X file

  • @aussieman4791
    @aussieman4791 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I recently dislocated my knee while out on an excursion for Army Cadets, and this helped me relax a tone, thanks ER

  • @Speedbob2438
    @Speedbob2438 10 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I can hear it
    Dr Clemmons' reaction: "Corvus it's a god damned fruit"

    • @J_C_May
      @J_C_May 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More like “Corvus...it’s a...gosh...darn...fruit you...weirdo.”

    • @zachdaniels8484
      @zachdaniels8484 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      God Damned Exactly!.

    • @zurie_phoenix
      @zurie_phoenix 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, it’s life

    • @RRTSMPlayz
      @RRTSMPlayz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Few vids later:
      *_Pineapple Clemmons has entered the chat_*

  • @TheWayIRage
    @TheWayIRage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    What do you say when your mom walks in to this on your tv? I mean I need to know for when she inevitably does lol

    • @marcusthedog
      @marcusthedog 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what u say is "mom I felt like a watermelon with the plague" and stare her directly in the eyes as you say these words. then you say nothing else you stay silent xD

    • @torypigeon4285
      @torypigeon4285 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      confess to your crow melon fetish

    • @ISuperGenXI
      @ISuperGenXI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +TheWayIRage Tell her you sometimes like to pour orange paint all over your body, go outside, lay down in a hole you dug in the ground, and pretend you're a carrot. Also record that so we can see it.

    • @djhendricks1498
      @djhendricks1498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      4 simple words: it's not a phase

    • @morbuskid1720
      @morbuskid1720 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +TheWayIRage I tell her i am getting a little desperate for sleep and i usually don't like seeing the person's face because to me it is awkward.

  • @hyperion3145
    @hyperion3145 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Have you ever been beaked before?"
    There's no way to make that sound casual...

  • @ThatTallBrendan
    @ThatTallBrendan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    My very first ASMR video 🤣 I watched it as a joke to start and had shown it all my friends- however I still find myself coming back to it all these years later

    • @reinstate317
      @reinstate317 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +++++, for me it was the first too

  • @CosmicTingles
    @CosmicTingles 10 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I really love these videos! I could see you performing these in a gallery or art house theater. Someone just randomly posted on my Pintrest how these masks were really used by Victorian Doctors! Crazy! I had no idea! I just thought it was a cool mask haha

    • @DoloDezi
      @DoloDezi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cosmic Tingles ASMR i saw someone wearing this walking around on an empty street at midnight. I was horrified.

    • @deathlikecoast2738
      @deathlikecoast2738 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dolo Dezi be careful, someone around that area must have ze plague

    • @limu6719
      @limu6719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Medieval plague doctors.

    • @limu6719
      @limu6719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They stuffed the beak with herbs so the smell of death wouldn’t be as overbearing.

    • @justasnowball
      @justasnowball 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@limu6719 they thought that the disease was spread by the bad smell, so the herbs kebt the doctor from smelling bad smells

  • @andusz5518
    @andusz5518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    JustVidman brought me here

    • @dorakelemen3538
      @dorakelemen3538 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same:'D

    • @andusz5518
      @andusz5518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dóra Kelemen a legperverzebb az egészben.. hogy ezt élvezem, nekem működik ez az.. EZ

    • @levfert7518
      @levfert7518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Roósz Andusz Mi? A szalámis alma lámpa? Csak viccelek nincs életem.

  • @elizabethclampitt8658
    @elizabethclampitt8658 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    omg this makes my brain feel strange in a relaxing way Thanks :D

  • @MercyMO2
    @MercyMO2 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I keep coming back to this video when I cant find anything else to sleep to, truly great asmr.

  • @DukeNukeThem
    @DukeNukeThem 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I personally love Corvus and his brother, not only because of the relaxation, but also because their character is so original. Plague doctors very rarely make it into any media, Theyre so scarce. I have no idea why, theyre wonderfully creepy things, and they were real, Unlike many other horror characters. c|:^

  • @theneedle6785
    @theneedle6785 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I'm watching a man in a leather bird mask talk to a watermelon.

  • @melissaplant4683
    @melissaplant4683 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Made me laugh but also gave me RIDICULOUS neck tingles. I can't even deal with all the ways I love this.

  • @SarahPeraltasp0422
    @SarahPeraltasp0422 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    i don't know how y'all can fall asleep with these plague doctor videos, the mask itself gives a reason to stay up all night

  • @MaliciousCat
    @MaliciousCat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: *Walks in* Doctor, my Sinus Infection isn't going awa- What are you doing? Doctor, that's a melon. A fruit! You're supposed to eat it!

  • @Lamineth
    @Lamineth 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Perhaps the patient is feeling "melancholy" eh? eh?

  • @ayeshamarie9495
    @ayeshamarie9495 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your talent is beginning to be recognised be people all over the world, you are brilliant!
    Thanks from England🙌

  • @slimwhip9368
    @slimwhip9368 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much for these videos, I couldn't get much sleep for my classes and i wasn't focusing like I should be, but these videos make me sleep like a baby. For this I thank you and I am grateful

  • @kurosakitagami2788
    @kurosakitagami2788 8 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Just don't read the comments you will regret it whoever scrolled down.

    • @superbanananinja
      @superbanananinja 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      You're not my real mom!

    • @kurosakitagami2788
      @kurosakitagami2788 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      what if i told im not even real?

    • @superbanananinja
      @superbanananinja 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Kurosaki Tagami Are you a robot?! Do we live in the Matrix?! Will I ever find my
      true love?! How do magnets work?! How can Doritos scientists exist?! All my life is questioned now

    • @kurosakitagami2788
      @kurosakitagami2788 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Superbanananinja I have one answer to your question but first you must belive what I will say to you. I will reveal the true meaning of yourself. I will tell you where to find your true live only if you belive what I'm saying just reply there's hope in myself

    • @superbanananinja
      @superbanananinja 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Kurosaki Tagami I BELIEVE IN THE THING

  • @daveyboii6682
    @daveyboii6682 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Something tells me that after this video he just decided to sit there and continue eating that melon😂

  • @TeffyTheGamer
    @TeffyTheGamer 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow! This like my favorite ASMR RP video from you! I love it! :)

  • @MWeb86
    @MWeb86 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    this video and the what's in the bag video are my favorite corvus videos! always go to videos when I want to relax and sleep. love the accent.

  • @lorenrickard13
    @lorenrickard13 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You are a genius and I am eternally grateful for the wonder you put out into the world.

  • @zinyalangsford289
    @zinyalangsford289 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes whenever I think about relaxation I always think of a plague doctors rubbing their hands all over a watermelon and speaking in un audible whispers

  • @jessreyes5030
    @jessreyes5030 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I've watched this over 20 times now, never gets old... very creative, very triggery

  • @sp52pi
    @sp52pi 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is low key the best ER video. Ever. It's so good.

  • @swaggydraggy69
    @swaggydraggy69 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Oh god, I've seen that bag before. (R.I.P. Ms. Pineapple)