YMH Hunger Games | Your Mom's House Ep. 709
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It’s a main mommies ONLY episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss some Hunger Games scenarios with the YMH staff that gets Tim upset, Bryan Johnson the anti aging doctor, and celebrity women who age gracefully. We do Horrible or Hilarious, watch sink hole clips, watch a wild dude with his pet bear, and talk about going out with bigger ladies.
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00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:26 - Opening Clip + YMH Staff Hunger Games
00:12:55 - Cool Anti Aging Doctor - Bryan Johnson
00:28:16 - Justine Bateman
00:33:35 - Horrible or Hilarious and Sink Holes
00:39:43 - Wild Animals and Hogging
00:46:37 - Drums and Punching Bags
00:50:52 - Christina’s Stupid Thought
00:55:48 - Celebrities Getting Old
01:04:51 - Good People and What Makes A Good Friend
01:17:24 - Closing Song - "Face Fat" by Jasilisk - ตลก
Tom avoiding Christine‘s death glare after the puke clip made me lol even harder. Zero meows given.
I had puked right before starting the pod and when Tom said he was gonna start the show, I said to myself ‘yeh know you should probably skip cuz it may be a puke clip’. Then it was. And I puked again lol. F you Tom.
came here for this. 😂❤
I'm watching this pod eating lunch. If it wasn't for your comment I wouldn't have seen that coming. Thank you very much for allowing me to skip that puking action. Hahahah
She gave that mom stare
..and Nadav dancing. LMFAO
I genuinely feel good inside when Tom looks directly at the camera and imparts sobering truths.
This is why we need a ymh dating app. Finding someone with similar humor
Holy shit
Great idea 💡
Sausagefest
Day one: 11,000 guys and 7 girls sign up. 5 of the girls are bot accounts. Pray for the 2 remaining.
Yessss sign me up!
Tom not letting go of Tina’s plan to survive the games had me laughing so hard.
Caught me off guard at the end of the pod I was dying 😂😂😂
Only comedians can say that they will go down on a staff member and not have to worry about a meeting with HR.
And blue collar. This is a daily thing on the jobsite, lol
You can say this almost anywhere besides LA.
And pornstars
I work with my brother...
It works at Fox News
The obligatory cut to the booth boys jamming to the intro music gets me every time
I love when it’s just Tom, Christina and the guys in the booth… no boring guests or anything… Christina really adds that something extra to the show, I love when she says ridiculous stuff and Tom just looks at the guys and everyone cracks up, or when they gross each other out and the other one is just cracking up… ahhh she’s the best..
80% guests are fire ,but i agree with everything else =p
@@geog26 I would say 80% is reeeealy pushin it but ya some are really funny
I love it when it’s just my main mommies & the booth boys
The timing on the video in the beginning, just long enough to draw on her attention, but no suspicion that he was gonna throw up at all was perfect…..
Watching this Bryan Johnson my first thought. "Wouldn't it be funny if he got Cancer and the doctors said it was because of his diet. " Lol
Haha
Can someone please get me the ringtone of NadaV laughing then begging for mercy 50:42😂😂
Such a great episode mommies. I get the whole brining guests to broaden the content, but miss just having just my main pair of jeans just banter with the booth for 2 hrs. Love y’all. And that’s where it spits
Hahahahaha Christina's meow count = 0 for the first time in forever 🤣🤣🤣
probably because she was upset from the opening clip vom
@@hannibalbarca4430 without a doubt
@@hannibalbarca4430 I loved Tim’s little giggle and then he goes, “that was a good hit” 😂
Vomit will do that
On her phone cuz she’s a hates Tom now, 🤮
Weed, video games.. Is Christina going to say she hates comedy podcasts next lmao
I think maybe she's just suffering from chronic dryness
Meanwhile she browses tiktok for 3 hours a day lol
I don't think it's weed, I think it's all the stupid f**king novelty of weed 😂 Just smoke it and get stoned, enjoy it but for the love of Fed Smoker, don't be a douche about it 😂😂
No, she just doesn’t have the capacity to deal with losers past age 19
@@MuffinMan2860 I doubt 3 hours is enough. It seems like her brain is completely melted by this point. That's what digital stimulus crack does to you though.
Some of us musician fans don't forget Tim was learning piano at one point. He is either hiding how good he has gotten or he gave it up to fight overseas for our freedom. Thank you for your service.
That outro song🤌🏼 this entire episode was a fluffin classic from front to black. Old school YMH and it was so refreshing. Way to go main mommies and booth mommies🤘🏼
Would love to see Tom in public just to thank him for his service
o7
..or spit on him and call him a baby killer. 😂
He would hate that haha, do it.
Real veteran everybody should thank him for His Service
Bryan Johnson and Bert have the same goal but polar opposite approach to obtain that goal😂
And they look the same age!
Yeah BJ wants to be a cucumber forever and Burnt is well pickled.
@@tedium37 "well pickled" 😂😂😂
He tuned his body to near perfect health and dies 1 year later. Tom's secretly obsessed with that guy lol
Outro song is giving Rick and Morty "Get Shwifty" vibes. Absolute fire 🔥🔥🔥
44:03 Tim dangerously close to dropping the N bomb and having a moment of panic... 😂
Watch when it goes to the booth right after. I swear I think Chad caught it...
He looks pretty setious and wide eyed! 😂
I had to replay that 5 times. He sounded exactly like Enny
He def dropped it. Big words.
Yes. This is the comment I came looking for. Pretty sure he dropped it. They moved on real smooth like!
Anybody else rooting against the guy who wants to live forever?
He reminds me of Jim Fix for some reason.
100%
Would be funny if he did all that work on his health and got randomly hit by a car.
Yeah he looks like a fucking vampire, stake that fella
@@clicheguevara5282 or even not randomly! he puts his shit out there for people, thats part of risk assessment, and he's failing at it, nah im sayin?
The closing song is banger! Good on you dude
50:32 When Tom said " U wanna be the strongest guy so if some random lady needs to blow someone she"ll pick you" wus my time of death ☠️☠️☠️
The first ten minutes of this is pure gold. That’s a YMH exclusive right there jeans
Next YMH live needs a bit with Tom as the psychopath age defying millionaire named Brian, with Christina portraying a cool girl as his wife. I’d take that as a cold open
Tom is such a good friend to do 2 Bears AND YMH with Bert this week to promote his movie.
Nadav's intro dance was adorable lol
He was really vibing off of Tina’s anger. I laughed my ass off. 😂
I need to stop eating oatmeal while ymh shows their clips 😢
Try clam chowder next time.
First rule of ymh: no food!
I used to go out of my way to get Taco Bell to eat while watching YMH. A little Mommy Roulette to spice up dinner.
I'm the homeless guy that lives outside the ymh studio and if Christine was giving out blowies I'd kill whoever she wanted. I find her theory very accurate.
Riveting comment
😂🤣 straight from the Manson Manifesto
"whomever"
Christina? That bitter old hag?
You are my hero
That song at the end really hit ngl 😂🤌🏽 shout out to whoever made that audio a masterpiece 👏🏽
I love that enny had the entire set laughing with his Kevin Samuels impression
Loving these episodes with just the mommies
BRO!!! 44:00😂🤣😂🤣 I could listen to them doing Kevin Samuels' impressions ALL FKN DAY😂😂😂
"Remember, my mom said she had a stroke. But then we found out she just passed out at Lamps Plus." is the hardest I've laughed in months.
I love lamp.
But not as much as your mom Bob if she’s stroking out to the point of sleep in a lamps plus. I got arrested when I had a mini stroke at bed, bath and beyond, it was just a little one but the staff saw me and called the cops.
Just finished the podcast. So glad your mum is well and not post stroke snoozing at bed , bath and beyond or somewhere.
Ps with the horrors of aging ,dementia , altzeimers and Parkinson’s being the way they are I believe the elderly should be free to stroke off in public whenever they want!
I'm going to comment every week, we need Dan Soder on this program.
I fully agree! Danny Sodes would be great on YMH. I can't recall him ever being a guest.
He's been on before
Ol Soder pop ❤
Are we shooting for the most dry YMH ep this year or what?
Bobby Lee And Charro in the same room
This podcast is my refuge away from Bert
the somethings burning episode was easy listening.
I stopped watching episodes of 2 bears 1 cave that have Bert in them over a year ago now......
I thought I was the only one following proto .. Bart drives me NUTS
@@Shimillionaire no your definitely not alone. I wish there was a petition to sign to replace him on 2 bears 1 cave with LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE.
@@GBHSbandperson Mark Normand
Tom broke the 4th wall by telling me I’m gonna be in a wheelchair 😂
No, me, the other Jake in a wheelchair.
Real Garth energy
This is seriously one of the best closing songs i've heard
Really love the little gifts at the end.....the music & animations from the clips. lots of love
Mom Jean’s death gaze after the vomit clip, though…
I still want to talk about Hawaii.
I live in Hawaii. We can talk.
seeing the booth boys bop along to the intro music always brings me so much joy
This is THE BEST outro song in the history of the show. Hands down.
I'm honestly shocked they haven't featured Conway Twitty's "Tight fittin jeans" in some sort of way. It's fuckin morning mommies! Have a high and tight Wednesday
I guarantee you no one at YMH Studios has ever heard the name Conway Twitty, my guy
Baby's got her blue jeans on.
AHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAH YOU MADE REMEMBER FAMILY GUY
Someone write an email what’s the address again ??
@@hudsonlewis9852 lol excellent point
Glad Tom’s having some fun on vr, can’t imagine he has many outlets when he tours this much and it seems to make him happy, lotta good bits about it
Fun fact for Christina, if you continuously listen or watch the same songs or shows movies over and over out of familiarity and comfort, it's a coping mechanism of trauma 😊
Lmao 😂 Very true. It’s also a big sign of autism. I have both C-PTSD and I’m on the spectrum, so I can confirm.
You sure? I don't know if I have trauma but I rewatch shit all the time 😂 Both TV shows and movies 😂
@@frecklefart909 yes you can Google it. It's not everyone's way of coping. But it is A coping mechanism. Especially those with anxiety, depression, etc all those usually come from trauma
@@madisonwills6749 My apologies, my brain never fully understood your point 😂 It's working a little slow atm 😅 I can see how though, it certainly can be comforting to watch something you're familiar with and know you'll laugh at. Definitely can see how it's used as a coping mechanism 🤙😊
@@frecklefart909 you got the idea though! All good friend. Keep them up and tight! 👖
Tom found the one thing to make Christina not meow in the intros 😂
In fairness to Phil Collins, that was for Genisis' farewell tour. He gave the fans what they wanted at the expense of his own health.
Love Genesis, Phil solo, Easy Lover all his old stuff.
Not to mention, he has never stopped giving everything in his performance. This was him giving the fans as much as he possibly could, even if he has to sit in a chair to do it.
The closing song is surprisingly good
I pray to God I get to see Tim & C.P. In there golden years, and not so golden years after! What a glorious vision lol😂
Never stop podcasting!
I laughed so hard I cried when Tina said “pigs will eat all the slop”😂😂
Christina’s face after the opener was the best
Like she had a stroke.
she was so sad she didnt even "meow meow meowmeow". tom was dancing up a fire, though.
@@jdogsful Nadav’s dancing was hilarious too.
Sinkholes are mainly caused by the soil underneath the constructed roads suddenly becoming soft after it has made contact with water and then overtime as more water pools underneath the roads it ends up becoming soft forcing it to cave in
Christmas - "You never say my name. You're not a big name person.
Tomas - "I've said it since we've been here."
Christmas - "Maybe I don't notice anymore since I've heard it so much."
WHICH IS IT? Does he never say your name? Or has he said it countles times?
I love this pod cast !!! I play it while I do my chores around the house on my speaker
Find the guy who tames wild animals. He has a pet coyote and racoon that are friends with his pitbull, its wild 😂
I LOVE TIMMYMC
The names Duck Holiday, Weave Earp and Johnny Ringtail are so cool. I loved Tombstone.
@@tedium37 I love how he refers to the raccoon as “kitty”.
Tim Curry is a living legend. If you haven't seen his guest spot on Criminal Minds...do yourself a favour and look it up. Still gives me chills.
That show is still around?I remember watching that like 10 years ago and it was already seemed past it’s prime
@@2pacfan56 don't know if it's still playing but the Tim Curry episode is from 2010
He’s an amazing actor! I loved, ‘Clue’ he was so good in it. People don’t realize he was in ‘Legend’ as the beast guy too.
Tom telling Christina “you can do it.” When she said she wants to play drums is the cutest thing ever 😍
48:59 while Toms fighting for his country Christina can play the marching music 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friends and I always referred to lookin for a big sassy broad at closing time as “hog huntin” 😂
"Bryan Johnson spends $2 million a year to look young is now swapping blood with his 17-year-old son and 70-year-old father."😂
He’s a total creep
This dude got picked on his entire life. Guaranteed.
But he couldn’t pay 150k to his dying ex wife
@@2pacfan56 Guy is a bit mental.
I'm playing poker on my quest listening to this episode. Had to note it. 😅
Love ya YMH!!
Nadav screaming “No No No “ while Christine puts on her J mom glasses 😂
GOOOD MORNIN JEANS
AYE YAI YAI !!!!!!!!
G'mornin Julia 👖
Hi mommy
It's facking morning
Full trottle 😂
That opening clip and Mommy Jeans reaction had me dying🤣
lmfao best episode in a long time, you can really feel the tension the entire episode I love it. Tom is genuinely angry with her.
This episode is why I mostly watch your clips. They really do lighten my day.
I thought I’d try a full episode, maybe I got a rough one, maybe I was the rough one, who knows. I will try again.
Thank you for your highlights, have a great day, just not enough denim for me this time. Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this, keep up the great work 👍🏼
Also his (Brian) 17 year old son is his personal blood bank that gives him endless transfusions of plasma…so there’s that.
Hear me out... What IF!! Weird Brian's son somehow catches AIDS and doesn't tell his father until he's like 6 transfusions in, when he's past the HIV threshold! Epic prank, bro!
Damn what a f.. n freak?? Didn't even think it was legal at 17 to donate like that over and over. But 400 million buys about anything
These Wednesday shows have been extra hilarious the past couple months
46:30 30’ x 40’ print immediately. Hang it above my imaginary, 3-story open-ceiling great room fireplace. The Lioness. 😂
That was the best opening ever! 😂😂
Bro Tom looks better and better with each episode
Ozlympic baby!
Yeah that's what money and fitness do for a person lol.
One day we will see a headline. “Millionaire health nut dies in freak accident” can be health as shit but can’t take away the world. Lol
Tom’s total lack of reaction to the wall crush vid made me question myself for coming here.
The look on Christina's face after the vom video is P R I C E L E S S
Another flown by episode. So happy for Wednesdays and so sad when the show ends
Same....best podcast on air
Keeping it high and tight for this one
Sitting in the theater right now waiting for The Machine to start. Love the podcast.
thanks to that sinkhole discussion, I am now living in constant fear that I will be swallowed by the earth any second now. Thanks mommies.
I've been away from the show for a few months. This is the first I've watched in a while, and I gotta say, Tod is looking pretty svelt. Great work Tad! I love seeing him doing well. Such a change from the grotesque bert-like physique he had not that many years ago. Keep it up Tim!
whos bert?
Is there anything better than the watching the production team dance to the intro music though
That song at the end made me laugh so hard, best one so far
I was hoping Tom would bring up the seat belt extender reference during their opening conversation.....I haven't laughed out loud that hard in a while......Is this not one of the greatest podcasts in the world?!?
Oh it is, it is
Drum set = therapy 😁
The episodes where it’s only these 2 are the best
That look of silent, smoldering hatred Christina laser beamed toward Tom after that opening clip was priceless.
Inadvertently did a bong rip simultaneously along with the opening clip...no vomit though 🤣
"pain is cap" is the most.legit intentionally funny thing 'Tina has ever said
Lolol Saatva was gonna offer free old mattress disposal but then they realized what that would cost as a promise😂
The best thing when you get older is go for lunch and a couple cocktails, come home and take a nap til dinner. My husband and I are like “woah you want to meet for dinner AFTER DARK?! Are you crazy??” 😂
blessed to have this for my birthday!! thanks jeans, classic jeans, followed protocol
GOOD MORNIN MOMMIES
Bring on Mark Normand if you can. I want to see Christina react to his joke tics. Love the show, you guys are great🫡
Bobby lee and Charro in the same room
“Anything worse than a salesperson?” as you read an ad.😂
I felt this when Tom looked into the camera and said "You are going to be in a wheelchair to". I sat here in my wheelchair and felt his words, it cut deep, but I keep my jeans high and tight!
That’s how I feel when Tina talks about autism. 😂
best opening clip in awhile
Anyone else think these two definitely had an argument after this episode?💀
I thought that too. Tom looked frustrated and Christina looked pissed/hurt.
First time in a long time I’ve tuned in to TH-cam to watch the podcast. Don’t let Bert be better by being the only one putting his videos on Spotify!
This is one of the rare times OSHA looks good. In America, companies can be heavily fined if they allow a worker in a trench without it being fortified or benched. In fact, we don’t dig straight down like that here anymore when we have to go deeper than a few feet. We bench it out so it’s more like big stair steps going down into the trench instead of a vertical flat wall that’s almost guaranteed to sheer off. Keep in mind a square yard of soil - depending on the type and water content - could be 1-2 tons. Even with OSHA, construction with earth movers is still one of the most dangerous jobs. People still die all the time but that’s usually because they’re not following safety rules.