There’s no better prank of Scientology than their own Golden State of knowledge videos. Screamingly funny stuff coming from the strangest assortment of “advanced”human beings you’ll ever see.
@Quezecotl2012 - Exactly! Membership’s thriving... just like their gourmet rice budget! 😂😂 Who needs pay-checks when you’ve got ‘spiritual fulfillment’?
@tonihoban8350 - Thank you so much! I’ll be sure to thank my OT-level editor for helping channel the ‘infinite creative flow’... totally not stolen from the IAS budget!
@ScienoloGeek - Thank you so much for the offer! We're curious... how did you get access to an AI voice of DM? That sounds fascinating! We're sticking with our current setup for now, but it’s great to know this exists!
@@ChurchOfSatire-tology Hedra is an online animation device that allows you to use a still picture as a starting point, then add a voice track and get a result in which the "talking head" subject will move about, blink, etc. It will provide footage that is a bit more realistic looking than what you are getting now with the close ups of Miscavige(?)in which only the mouth is moving.
This dialog is funny and all but you have done much better work on previous videos. All this does is keep moving his mouth nonstop. There is no synch at all.
@Robert08010 - Fair point! Miscavige insisted on getting this message out ASAP... Something about ‘planetary clearing waits for no editor.’ Next time, I’ll remind him that even OT powers can’t rush post-production! 😂😂😂
"Orgs so effective that they don't need people inside." 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
@MGhobbyroom - Exactly! Who needs people when you’ve got ‘optimal energy efficiency’ and ‘superior real estate investments’? 😂
OMG😂😂😂😂😂
@merrileeheard3889 - Glad it gave you a good laugh! Miscavige might call this 'planetary clearing through comedy!' 😂
I bet he's getting coal in his stocking from Santa.
@Stacespiria - Coal? Nah, Santa’s probably sending him a bill for ‘overts and withholds.’ 🎅😂
There’s no better prank of Scientology than their own Golden State of knowledge videos. Screamingly funny stuff coming from the strangest assortment of “advanced”human beings you’ll ever see.
@TheGeosto - Exactly! Nothing beats their ‘serious’ content for unintentional hilarity. Advanced beings or advanced cringe? You decide! 😂
Brilliant
@Dianalynne - Thank you! Just trying to keep up with Miscavige’s brilliance-he sets a high (and totally not delusional) bar!
Maybe David Miscavige does have OT 9 and O.T. 10 after all! How else is he able to achieve perpetually moist eyes without blinking?
Ah yes, the legendary OT 9 ‘Eternal Cult Stare’-a true sign of spiritual perfection. No blinking, just unwavering moist intensity!
😂😂😂❤❤❤
@SweetStephee - Glad it gave you a good laugh and some love! Proof that even satire can achieve ‘universal wins!’
I love the Freudian slips. Hilarious. Great job 😂😂😂 Merry Christmas 🎄🎁⛄❤️💚🤍
@JulieMarcum-zs1pz - Thank you so much! Those Freudian slips were totally ‘unintentional’... or were they? 😂🎄⛄ Merry Christmas to you too! ❤️💚🤍
Membership declines, a myth.
Staff working for a bowl of rice.
🤣🤣🤣
@Quezecotl2012 - Exactly! Membership’s thriving... just like their gourmet rice budget! 😂😂 Who needs pay-checks when you’ve got ‘spiritual fulfillment’?
You’re so dang talented! Love this!!
@tonihoban8350 - Thank you so much! I’ll be sure to thank my OT-level editor for helping channel the ‘infinite creative flow’... totally not stolen from the IAS budget!
Thanks again for another great video.
@daniellemcgee4251 - Thanks! David Miscavige personally approves of this message. 😂 Stay tuned for more wins!
'Partnered with AI' ... No way !..lol
@daveluck5717 - Yup, partnered with AI... because even thetan powers need a little tech support! 😂
And that's what they call satire!
@StyleAudit1A - Exactly! Satire: the only tech guaranteed to clear minds without a billion-year contract.
Exactly 😂😂
😂👏
@CuppaT63 - Thank you! Glad it gave you a good laugh and some applause-worthy moments! 😂👏
This is great
@hellygeer - Thanks! Just channeling a bit of Miscavige’s ‘greatness’... but without the billion-dollar budget!
Unpaid staff member - something is redundant here.
@mathiasbartl903 - True! In Scientology, 'staff member' and 'unpaid' are basically synonyms. Why use two words when one does the job?
If you want an AI voice of DM, let me know. I can grant access to it
@ScienoloGeek - Thank you so much for the offer! We're curious... how did you get access to an AI voice of DM? That sounds fascinating! We're sticking with our current setup for now, but it’s great to know this exists!
Try Hedra.
@somemovingpictures - Thanks for the suggestion! Are you referring to Hedra for AI tools, voice work, or something else? Sounds interesting!
@@ChurchOfSatire-tology Hedra is an online animation device that allows you to use a still picture as a starting point, then add a voice track and get a result in which the "talking head" subject will move about, blink, etc. It will provide footage that is a bit more realistic looking than what you are getting now with the close ups of Miscavige(?)in which only the mouth is moving.
This dialog is funny and all but you have done much better work on previous videos. All this does is keep moving his mouth nonstop. There is no synch at all.
@Robert08010 - Fair point! Miscavige insisted on getting this message out ASAP... Something about ‘planetary clearing waits for no editor.’ Next time, I’ll remind him that even OT powers can’t rush post-production! 😂😂😂
@@ChurchOfSatire-tology LOL!!!!! Xenu Bless us everyone!