David Miscavige’s 2024 Festive Message: Turning Scientology’s Failures into Festive Wins

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  • @MGhobbyroom
    @MGhobbyroom 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    "Orgs so effective that they don't need people inside." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @StyleAudit1A
      @StyleAudit1A 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      😂😂😂

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @MGhobbyroom - Exactly! Who needs people when you’ve got ‘optimal energy efficiency’ and ‘superior real estate investments’? 😂

  • @merrileeheard3889
    @merrileeheard3889 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    OMG😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @merrileeheard3889 - Glad it gave you a good laugh! Miscavige might call this 'planetary clearing through comedy!' 😂

  • @Stacespiria
    @Stacespiria 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I bet he's getting coal in his stocking from Santa.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @Stacespiria - Coal? Nah, Santa’s probably sending him a bill for ‘overts and withholds.’ 🎅😂

  • @TheGeosto
    @TheGeosto 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    There’s no better prank of Scientology than their own Golden State of knowledge videos. Screamingly funny stuff coming from the strangest assortment of “advanced”human beings you’ll ever see.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @TheGeosto - Exactly! Nothing beats their ‘serious’ content for unintentional hilarity. Advanced beings or advanced cringe? You decide! 😂

  • @Dianalynne
    @Dianalynne 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Brilliant

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @Dianalynne - Thank you! Just trying to keep up with Miscavige’s brilliance-he sets a high (and totally not delusional) bar!

  • @daniellamcgee4251
    @daniellamcgee4251 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Maybe David Miscavige does have OT 9 and O.T. 10 after all! How else is he able to achieve perpetually moist eyes without blinking?

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Ah yes, the legendary OT 9 ‘Eternal Cult Stare’-a true sign of spiritual perfection. No blinking, just unwavering moist intensity!

  • @SweetStephee
    @SweetStephee 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @SweetStephee - Glad it gave you a good laugh and some love! Proof that even satire can achieve ‘universal wins!’

  • @JulieMarcum-zs1pz
    @JulieMarcum-zs1pz 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I love the Freudian slips. Hilarious. Great job 😂😂😂 Merry Christmas 🎄🎁⛄❤️💚🤍

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @JulieMarcum-zs1pz - Thank you so much! Those Freudian slips were totally ‘unintentional’... or were they? 😂🎄⛄ Merry Christmas to you too! ❤️💚🤍

  • @Quezecotl2012
    @Quezecotl2012 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Membership declines, a myth.
    Staff working for a bowl of rice.
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @Quezecotl2012 - Exactly! Membership’s thriving... just like their gourmet rice budget! 😂😂 Who needs pay-checks when you’ve got ‘spiritual fulfillment’?

  • @tonihoban8350
    @tonihoban8350 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    You’re so dang talented! Love this!!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @tonihoban8350 - Thank you so much! I’ll be sure to thank my OT-level editor for helping channel the ‘infinite creative flow’... totally not stolen from the IAS budget!

  • @daniellamcgee4251
    @daniellamcgee4251 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Thanks again for another great video.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @daniellemcgee4251 - Thanks! David Miscavige personally approves of this message. 😂 Stay tuned for more wins!

  • @daveluck5717
    @daveluck5717 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    'Partnered with AI' ... No way !..lol

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @daveluck5717 - Yup, partnered with AI... because even thetan powers need a little tech support! 😂

  • @StyleAudit1A
    @StyleAudit1A 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    And that's what they call satire!

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @StyleAudit1A - Exactly! Satire: the only tech guaranteed to clear minds without a billion-year contract.

    • @merrileeheard3889
      @merrileeheard3889 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Exactly 😂😂

  • @CuppaT63
    @CuppaT63 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    😂👏

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @CuppaT63 - Thank you! Glad it gave you a good laugh and some applause-worthy moments! 😂👏

  • @hellygeer
    @hellygeer 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    This is great

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @hellygeer - Thanks! Just channeling a bit of Miscavige’s ‘greatness’... but without the billion-dollar budget!

  • @mathiasbartl903
    @mathiasbartl903 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Unpaid staff member - something is redundant here.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @mathiasbartl903 - True! In Scientology, 'staff member' and 'unpaid' are basically synonyms. Why use two words when one does the job?

  • @ScientoloGeek
    @ScientoloGeek 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    If you want an AI voice of DM, let me know. I can grant access to it

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @ScienoloGeek - Thank you so much for the offer! We're curious... how did you get access to an AI voice of DM? That sounds fascinating! We're sticking with our current setup for now, but it’s great to know this exists!

  • @somemovingpictures
    @somemovingpictures 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Try Hedra.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  25 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @somemovingpictures - Thanks for the suggestion! Are you referring to Hedra for AI tools, voice work, or something else? Sounds interesting!

    • @somemovingpictures
      @somemovingpictures 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@ChurchOfSatire-tology Hedra is an online animation device that allows you to use a still picture as a starting point, then add a voice track and get a result in which the "talking head" subject will move about, blink, etc. It will provide footage that is a bit more realistic looking than what you are getting now with the close ups of Miscavige(?)in which only the mouth is moving.

  • @Robert08010
    @Robert08010 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    This dialog is funny and all but you have done much better work on previous videos. All this does is keep moving his mouth nonstop. There is no synch at all.

    • @ChurchOfSatire-tology
      @ChurchOfSatire-tology  27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @Robert08010 - Fair point! Miscavige insisted on getting this message out ASAP... Something about ‘planetary clearing waits for no editor.’ Next time, I’ll remind him that even OT powers can’t rush post-production! 😂😂😂

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@ChurchOfSatire-tology LOL!!!!! Xenu Bless us everyone!