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@ChrisPBacon-vk7sj - Only if you’ve completed your E-meter marathons and survived enough ethics sessions! But don't worry, if you're out to sea long enough, you'll definitely hear Elron in every lecture and see 'The Runt' in every micromanaged moment!

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology But if The Runt's on board, can you still board the boat if you're not gay??

@DazedbutStillConfuzed - Exactly… it's like signing up for a cruise and realizing too late it's a one-way trip to nowhere. By the time they notice, they've already missed the lifeboat.

@MariaDimotsi - Don’t worry, Maria-no Greek needed to see the absurdity here! 😄❤ Greetings to Greece! 🇬🇷

@ChurchOfSatire-tology Why not? Problem is they can't be translated in English 😂😂 Now tell me the truth You didn't like the title of the movie!😂😂 I felt It's an insult to the actual movie and Denzel Washington at first!! Do something! All by myself?? 😅 "I'll be back" "Hasta la vista" ❤️ Maria

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@@ChurchOfSatire-tology I send it half, don't know how,as always 😂😂 Read it again,if you see it 😂

@fionagalbraith5590 - Aussie Fiona, you’re a legend! 🔥🔥 As much as it would be hilarious to see these videos on Scientology’s channel, let’s leave the hacking to the movies. 😉 Besides, their subscribers and viewers are probably just bot farms. Their messaging is being seen by no one anyway! 😂😂 Loving your comments as always! 💖❤️

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology ur right who really watches their tv channels anyway but I like to amuse myself by trying to imagine the die hard sciento's a no d the whales hearing DM using ur words as he addresses those few remaining members reactions to DM actually telling them the truth and the members reactions to hearing the real truth from DMs own mouth. Love Aussie Fiona 💖💜🩷🫶🫶🫶👀👀👽👀👀😁😁😁

@@fionagalbraith5590 - Aussie Fiona, imagining that scene is pure gold! 😂 The die-hard Scientologists and whales would probably be more shocked than if Xenu himself landed at Flag. Maybe they’d finally realize those 'truths' weren’t quite what they signed up for! 🤯 Thanks for keeping the laughs coming, love your imagination! 💖💜🩷👽👀😁

@candiceyoung8244 - Yas! 👏👏👏 Glad you’re loving it! More satire coming your way! 😉

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology I look forward to seeing it

@candiceyoung8244 - Love the reaction! 😂 If you’re laughing, we’re doing it right!

@CubanaChica - No, thank you for joining us on this voyage of satirical discovery! ❤❤

@candiceyoung8244 - Great is an understatement! It’s the perfect blend of high seas and high control.

@ChurchOfSatire-tology yes it is😊

@jeffholloway7974 - Oh, absolutely! Welcome to Hubbard Naval Academy, where the only thing sharper than the uniforms is the demand for obedience. As for Cap'n Dave, rumour has it they pull out the special booster seat and let him play captain for a bit-after all, nothing says leadership like pretending to steer the ship of 'spiritual freedom'!

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@skidmo - I know, right? With such generous wages, they’re practically living in the lap of luxury! Next, they might even get an extra blanket or-dare we dream-a pillow! #LivingTheDream

Scientology cares so much for their SeaOrg members.

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@dianacryer -😆 Right there with you! Some things just leave you laughing speechless!

@jeffholloway7974 - 😂😂 Absolutely right! Those process servers must have trained for years to keep up with him! Maybe we should start timing them for the next big event!

@marceypoeckes1968 - Your reaction says it all! 😂😂😂 Thanks for the love!

@BattleCreekSquirrelSquad - The more, the merrier! Let’s spread the laughter far and wide! 😂😂😂

@chuckbeattyo - I love it! The Sea Org could use some Xenu treasure hunts. Maybe next time! 😂

@FLASH-MATT - Thanks for watching! Glad it gave you a laugh.

@NancyCanadian - Forget past lives, OT9 is about conquering past search histories! 😂

@MariaDimotsi - 😂😂😂 Maria, you’ve got the whole soundtrack for Lil Davie’s intergalactic downfall! 🎶 Xenu’s greatest hits, now featuring Davie’s way out of line adventures! Can’t wait for the encore! 👽🎤

@ChurchOfSatire-tology 🤣🤣 Imagine that: Maria featuring Xenu in the movie:" Captain's Trainee day" Staring: Lil Davie Misc 🤣🤣🤣 Don't even know what I send you before that,if it appears, idk 😂😂 I can't!!❤️ Maria

@jesusisGod1434 - And to think, all this time we could've just gone to a toy shop for spiritual enlightenment! 😂

@MGhobbyroom - Yep, and OT10 is just parallel parking with one hand tied behind your back! 😂

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@dianacryer - You're absolutely right… when money and power are involved, ethics often take a back seat. It’s disturbing to see how some politicians turn a blind eye when the price is right. Thanks for sharing your thoughts; it’s important to keep shining a light on these connections.

@Lizardking225 - Side effects include laughter and increased skepticism - no refunds necessary! 😄

@dianacryer - Unfortunately, that’s the reality for many. It’s a tough truth, but that’s why satire can help shed light on it. Thanks for watching and engaging with the message.

@dianacryer - It’s almost like they’re writing our jokes for us, isn’t it? 😅 Make sure to subscribe for more spiritually enlightening satirical content!

@dianacryer - The scariest part is when satire starts sounding like a documentary!

@dianacryer - That’s the reaction we aim for! 😆

@chuckbeattyo - Honestly, I think the mood ring's got more range than the E-meter. Plus, it's way easier to carry around! 😂😂💫🌋👽

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology 👽Love the Xenu 👽👽👽. as in: OT 3 👽👽👽 OT 4 👽👽👽👽 OT 5 👽👽👽👽👽 OT 6 👽👽👽👽👽👽 OT 7 👽👽👽👽👽👽👽

@jeffholloway7974 - Don’t worry, we’re here to sink the Sea Org, not revive $cientology! 😂

@lievelouise6267 - Short, sweet, and straight to the point… just like Davey! 😄 Glad you enjoyed it!

@edickerson4004 - Thank you! 😊 We aim to please… and maybe poke a little fun along the way!

@jeffholloway7974 - Thanks for the suggestion! Maybe we’ll figure out a way to make that video happen sometime!

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology You still haven't let me know if I can be Xenu's PO. Maybe if Xenu had gotten more hugs as a child and his father was not so obsessed with making DC8 space planes Xenu would not have turned out so bad. Maybe injecting Thetans with alcohol and glycol was a way to finally get his father to notice him.

@MariaDimotsi - Mission accomplished, Maria! 🎯 Looks like ‘The Terminator’ lived up to his name! 😂😂 You’ve been officially terminated… with laughter! 😄💥

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology "I'll be back" 🤣🤣❤️ Maria

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@passantnaiem7662 - First? Care to elaborate? 🤔

@passantnaiem7662 Second!! In Greece 🇬🇷 😂😂🩵 Maria

@jeffholloway7974 - True! Those pigeons might have a future in legal services… much more efficient and way less likely to get 'handled' by security. 🐦📜

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology Plus they are not gonna be scared by the bob wire in the hold.

@jeffholloway7974 - Saving lives two and a half times? That’s half a time more than most war heroes! 😂

@jeffholloway7974 - Exactly, they both knew how to captivate an audience - LRH just threw in some cosmic flair for good measure!

I am somewhat of a back sliding Methodist, but know some Scripture. I have seen Joyce Myers and Jesse Duprise on YT, and even I know they are frequently wrong on Scripture. Like LRH, they are after the money. One advantage LRH had was that he made up his religion, therefore, he could never be wrong in his Scripture. And some of you thought I never had anything nice to say about Scientology.

@@jeffholloway7974 - You’ve got a point! When you’re the author, editor, and publisher of your own theology, you can’t really be wrong, can you? 😂

@jeffholloway7974 - Love it! Little Bratty Davey stomping his way into parody history! 😄

@jeffholloway7974 - Love it! The Freeloaderwinds: Where the crew pays the price, not the passengers! 😂

@jeffholloway7974 - Haha, we’ll let you know when OSA notices us! Reckless Ben definitely handled it like a pro! 😂

@jeffholloway7974 - Haha, that’s a fantastic idea! We love the creativity - 'Xenu, Xenu' could definitely make for an epic tune. Thanks for the suggestion! 🎶👽

@@ChurchOfSatire-tology Feel free the use that idea, just run it by Davey if you can find him, according to process servers in Florida and California, it aint that easy.

@jesusisGod1434 - Appreciate it! Let’s make sure everyone gets a dose of satirical enlightenment. 😄👍

@jesusisGod1434 - Exactly! Scientology: where your wallet ascends faster than your thetan ever could. 😂

@CricketCinema - Thank you! We're just channeling our inner David Miscavige - minus the lawsuits, of course. 😄