Yea but like i said id just challenge stuntman to jump one more bus than his personal best and I win. And acrobats may be strong, but I can take a hoola hoop any day.
I think Card Sharp clears you. He's clearly used to shady dealings, underground clubs and the like. You don't get far in that career if you don't know how to put up a fight.
How to beat every balatro card: Throw every joker except for glass joker and credit card in a river, they forgot to laminate them. Smash the glass joker and credit card with a rock :) Optional: keep golden ticket and go take over a chocolate factory
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What jokers could YOU beat in a 1v1? What ones would you have no shot against? Let me know below!
Just noticed 'This is my fighting hat' btw
:) glad you noticed
No chance against the knife.
As someone that does martial arts... never underestimate stuntmen or acrobats...the amount of strength to do that stuff is highly underestimated...
Yea but like i said id just challenge stuntman to jump one more bus than his personal best and I win. And acrobats may be strong, but I can take a hoola hoop any day.
I think Card Sharp clears you. He's clearly used to shady dealings, underground clubs and the like. You don't get far in that career if you don't know how to put up a fight.
Dawg, you don't know where I come from I used to eat card sharps like him for breakfast and spit out the drawstrings. He Aint No Body
Kendrick vs Drake? Nah, I’m here for the Murphy vs Blue Joker rap battle.
i hate the way blue joker sneak diss, if i catch flight its gon be direct.
this is the kind of balatro ranking the world needed, thank you Murph o7
Thanks!! Glad you enjoyed it!!
"Hanging Chad brought down an entire country"
I'm now cry laughing while eating my oatmeal, thanks Murphy.
ITS TRUE. We were deadlocked for WEEKS. Was a bit before your time though :^)
Appreciate the love as always brotha, thanks for sharing the good SQUAMS!!!
Let em know who you're repping. Round these parts we BUMP THOSE DOM SQUAMS!!!!
How to beat every balatro card:
Throw every joker except for glass joker and credit card in a river, they forgot to laminate them.
Smash the glass joker and credit card with a rock :)
Optional: keep golden ticket and go take over a chocolate factory
I think we cracked the code here!!!
What if they have an edition?
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It would take a literal miracle for Cavendish to die, 1 in a 1000 win. You sure you can take it down if it can't die?*.
1 in 1000 is all we need. Only need 1 shot
Dunno about Fight Club much (I know it exists), but I'm all here for odd tierlist.
Main theme funk cover is a nice touché as well.
First rule about joker fight club.
1. Make a tier list of jokers you could beat up
Gotta say, watching this high is one of my best experiences in my entire life, pure comedy gold xD
Heck yeah! Glad you enjoyed it! Thanks for checking it out!
Yorick already lost before the fight
Buddy didnt stand a chance tbh
Bonana is literally the most powerful being the universe has ever existed. Cannot be defeat.
If I can wear the most powerful being in the universe on my hat then I am stronger than this being :)
150 fights, 150 wins
You right. We're built different!
this is my fighting comment
Id put that on a t-shirt :)