I took an out door education class when I was in gr. 8 and my teacher spent the entire semester talking about how to deal with bears, he always did the "hey bear" thing
I haven't finished the video yet but a word of advice, if you're gonna murder someone, don't wear dress shoes....just put duct tape at the bottom of some sneakers. It may be a bit slippery but it's better than tap dancing your way to victory...
Hey everyone that watches cow chop, show these guys some love for real. Ive been watching since the channel was around 5k and to see you kicked out of your home, studio, and man cave I was really torn. You kept going tho, and out of a BARN! Thats some dedication to your channel, so great work. Hope you guys have a better turn of events soon, youve been getting fucked in the ass by life lately.
The thought of being out alone in the woods, takin the nature in and letting the a huge load off your mind, but encountering a huge black bear is terrifying. I'm sorry but having a huge black homosexual man wanting me to take something else besides nature in and having him being the one to have the huge load is just a terrifying thought. I agree with that video, better fight for fuckin life than lay still in a fetal position playing dead
Hey Cowchop! Just an FYI, there seems to be an error when people are trying to get an account by using the cowchop referral code. It gives "the page could not be found" with the rooster teeth logo on top, and that's after putting the CC info prior to it. So if no member numbers are appearing, then you now you know. Much love, brothers.
ive had a junebug fly into my ear, crawl to my eardrum, and rupture it and i can say that was without a doubt the most painful experience of my life. more painful than breaking my skull or breaking both my kneecaps at the same time.
"Preferably a blunt object, or an icicle" #1 An icicle is not a blunt object #2 Where the fuck am I supposed to get an icicle in the southern United States
People not having a basic understanding of feminism in 2017 LUL. Feminism is this and only this, "For women to be equal to men." Period. That's all folks.
I meannnnnnn its supposed to be that way, but women are already equal to men sooooo at this point it is more of how women want to have more rights than men and/or complain about things that men deal with too.
ayy lmao love what u guys are doing coming from new york u guys r doing great keep it up thank you for being the only youtubers that actually try to entertain us
That bear attack CG reenactment was hysterical! I loved that! It looked like a really shitty old PC game or something. However, I do worry that Cow Chop might get into trouble when they do this series... but I suppose that's the risk they take to entertain us! XD
"...while the bear had her way with him..."
BEAR ATTACK PRANK GONE WRONG (GONE SEXUAL)
UnknownAnon That's probably the most liked reply I've ever seen
Raging Raven In real terms dude, that's all you can do.
I still don't forgive you Aleks
Norman Jayden None of us do...
How'd you die, anyways?
why didn't you wear a vest!? c'mon jayden a level II soft vest only cost $250. Why'd you die :(
Norman Jayden damnit
Subscribed
Norman Jayden who else read that in james voice😂😂
An Aleks video, a James video and a CowChop video. Today is STACKED!
My mans here
Hello :)
Triple penetration
I've seen you comment on nova his channel for YEARS and now I still see you here haha, damn man that is crazy
TheRedKnight id watch that( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )
Jump scare warning at 9:21
Underrated comment, that was fucking great.
This was perfect
wouldn't you yell " *HEY!! BEAR!!!* " if Bear Grylls was behind there?
Rollerz leader if I saw Brett on the street I would yell " HEY BEAR!! " too
If that was a sea bear he could have made a circle
Camp fire song
He must have made an oval.
UnknownAnon he needs the anti sea bar underwear and the subscription to that newspaper with the unicorns and sea bears as the main topic
What did I do that time?!?!
I don't know! Maybe he just doesn't like you!
1:53 his eyes lmao
I've watched this entire series within this past week... honestly... this the best episode you guys have done.. (pure compliment)
Does that shirt under James' hoodie have the Rugrats logo on it?! That's amazing if it is.
YouOnlyLiveTwice how did I not notice that!?
YouOnlyLiveTwice A+ name and profile picture
i noticed it too
he was a huge Rugrats fan as a kid, so possibly
i immediately noticed it xD and was like theres no way it says rugrats, wonder what it actually says
"HEY BEAR" *gets mauled by bear*
HEY BEAR!
Next time I encounter a bear I will remember to bring out my Uberhaxornova soundboard to scare it off
looks like james should have watched the commit to skateboarding video after all
Ever since I saw that moth video when this episode came out, I've always been paranoid about it happening to me when a moth flies by my head.
At 6:59 I thought James was going to say "I'm being harassed by a creepy white guy right now"
Aleks-like you've been harassed by a creepy white guy before right?
James-plenty of time
Me-he's being harassed by one right now😂😂😂
I literally read your comment as Aleks said it.
What
Minecraft players are murderers? So kootra is a murderer? Well he did kill the creatures.....
Ire sucks
L
Industrial Grade Ramen not gonna argue with u on that one.
Batigol yeah no lol. 23 other people seem to agree.
Parkway Drive/The Ghost Inside that joke was a stretch
I want a comic strip of all the possible outcomes of screaming "Hey Bear" at a black bear
They should do the Reddit 50/50 challenge.
TheGamingBaconator Aleks already did on his channel just in case you didn't know but that could definitely be entertaining with James as well
TheGamingBaconator they did it on Creature talk as well
Bitch_Im_Cute
Who talk?
TheGamingBaconator Aleks did it on hiss channel
I took an out door education class when I was in gr. 8 and my teacher spent the entire semester talking about how to deal with bears, he always did the "hey bear" thing
Honestly this one is gonna get censored too lmao
Dude, this was a great episode. I'm glad I was taught to how survive. I have to simply survive, I never thought of that!
Anyone check up to see if there were any murders just outside a 40 mile radius of that dude's home? That shit is too specific.
My first thought:
They're both wasted.
lol
what brand of butter does alexander use to brush his teeth?
mexicanflank Aleksandr
Dick Steele edgy
Exotic butters XD
his teeth are yellow from all the weed he smokes
that's why i eat edibles my man
“How to commit to skateboarding tricks”
James could have used that..
I like Aleks' fashion sense; jacket on top of another jacket.
If you see a random bear in the woods if that bear has not noticed you yet don't call out to the bear leave it alone and sneak away
Oh boy this one was hard to watch. This was like, actual wrong side of YT kinda shit. Jesus christ.
You put this in "Amazon Prime Time Playlist", not "The Wrong Side of TH-cam" Playlist.
That guy actually killed someone, his whole family actually
What the fuck
And how do you know?
"SURVIVNG A BEAR ATTACK" it was RIGHT in FRONT of their FACES!! LMAO 8:20
Barns aren't that bad. have you heard of Barn finds?
Mazda 787B (MR.B) you wouldn't find a 787B in a barn, though :c. I actually drive an RX-7 :D Rotaries are life.
Mazda 787B (MR.B) their barn finds here were a rug and some gross candy tho
ヘンタイ皇子 well probably because there are like 3 in the world, 2 if you don't include me
Armed_Revolt Boss, that's a rug and some gross candy! what? you thought i was going to say ferrari dino?
The next horizon 3 barn find - joe's f-body camaro
I physically cringed when he said "maggot in woman's ear"
hell yeah MORE SEARCH FOR THE WORST NOW BARN EDITION!
11:20 who else thought of squidward when he gets attacked by the bear fish?
I haven't finished the video yet but a word of advice, if you're gonna murder someone, don't wear dress shoes....just put duct tape at the bottom of some sneakers. It may be a bit slippery but it's better than tap dancing your way to victory...
the guy at 10:10 clearly didn't draw a circle around him, but instead drew a oval...
Well this is getting flagged
Russell Wick better Watch it before it gets taken down
That guy wouldn't have gotten so beat up by the bear if he would've just yelled "HEY BEAR!" at it.
*military training*
here have a gun don't get shot
I don't know why I keep looking forward to eating supper while watching your channel, and I really need to start watching these at a different time.
The new testament? I don't think Joe will approve of that.
tbh getting bugs in my ears is probably one of my biggest fears and I don't blame James for being like Naw I'm out
dude that first guy with the murder shit plays to much phoenix wright
1:52 that face morphing to aleks was hilarious.
I use to watch Shannon back in my emo days...RIP
Agust Yoongi BTS Stan!
Bitch_Im_Cute I'm not the only one anymore! Sweet!!
We are everywhere!
Agust Yoongi Anymore? Lol girl we been in this bitch a long time, we just never made it known haha
Bitch_Im_Cute BTS is becoming popular as hell and I love it. Yall got kpop animo or ARMY animo?
Hey everyone that watches cow chop, show these guys some love for real. Ive been watching since the channel was around 5k and to see you kicked out of your home, studio, and man cave I was really torn. You kept going tho, and out of a BARN! Thats some dedication to your channel, so great work. Hope you guys have a better turn of events soon, youve been getting fucked in the ass by life lately.
I can't believe James guessed everything right in the post role
boyfriend"i need to find a swastika for my school project" later that day on her TH-cam channel "I ONCE DATED A NAZI!"
this is the first cow chop video that I've ever seen. I love this chanel now lol
Definitely do a Reddit 50-50 challenge.
4:12 I understand now why Aleks has deleted most of his minecraft content
The thought of being out alone in the woods, takin the nature in and letting the a huge load off your mind, but encountering a huge black bear is terrifying. I'm sorry but having a huge black homosexual man wanting me to take something else besides nature in and having him being the one to have the huge load is just a terrifying thought. I agree with that video, better fight for fuckin life than lay still in a fetal position playing dead
It's kind of funny how at the beginning of this James was fat and Aleks was skinny and now it's the opposite kinda he's not fat but getting there lol
wolf unchained aleks is?
Losing that weight has hopefully helped Jame's back pain
Aleks is still skinny? What are you talking about lol
He's wearing a thick jacket. Who even cares anyways lol
MissToxicc ik lol I kinda realized that half way watching it it was the way he was sitting 😂😂
"This means that minecraft players...are murderers."
*Aleks slowly turns his stare to James*
notification squad
ye
Im not, but I still got here early. Am I cool?
Karisma yeye
My favorite activity is to like Cow Chop videos before they start
You know what's better then Asian women
Cartoon Asian women
3DPD a shit
than
ProdigyX117 You know what's better than cartoon Asian women?
Cartoon Asian men #nohomo tho
thats gay
@@dawnofthederp6445 Ew, who likes that disgusting 2D moeshit insect drawings?
he guessed everything that would hapoen in the ending 😂
Kinda miss the old days when they were searching for videos only using nonexistant words.
James shouting Hey Bear! is my new message tone
Just letting Cowchop know that this video is in the Amazon Prime time Playlist, Otherwise Great Video!!
I hope they make more variations of this format so they can put out videos more often. I love these. I love them... I WANT MORE!
Is James wearing a rugrats shirt?
I think he is
thisguy1225 they might have recorded the retro games on the same day
always remember to draw a anti seabear circle in case of an a attack and it cannot be a oval it has to be a circle.
I dont wanna be that guy, but anyone else here from late 2021?
no
Yummers
i bet the "hundreds of swastikas" was just an american history x poster on his wall or something lmao
Notification Squad Ayeeeeeee
Hey Cowchop! Just an FYI, there seems to be an error when people are trying to get an account by using the cowchop referral code. It gives "the page could not be found" with the rooster teeth logo on top, and that's after putting the CC info prior to it. So if no member numbers are appearing, then you now you know. Much love, brothers.
pls make aleks go to sephora and get a full face of makeup #freealeksandra
That guy should have yelled, "HEY BEAR!" maybe then the mama bear wouldn't have came back for seconds.
NOTIFICATION SQUAD
ive had a junebug fly into my ear, crawl to my eardrum, and rupture it and i can say that was without a doubt the most painful experience of my life. more painful than breaking my skull or breaking both my kneecaps at the same time.
Watching this after James just roasted the fuck out of Aleks.
"he gets sent down to the principals office for this one" LMAO
My friend is a bit creepy and likes Asian women.
Ok.
You can see in the intro just how much James hates it in there. The sadness in his eyes as he re-lives the memories of the old cow chop house...
"This guy thinks like a bear"
James, he is a bear.
"i think its crazy he got attacked by two cubs" hahahahaha james really REALLY
"Preferably a blunt object, or an icicle"
#1 An icicle is not a blunt object
#2 Where the fuck am I supposed to get an icicle in the southern United States
Cyber Tech EXACTLY
"And I told Aleks WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT, IS THAT A FUCKING BEAR...DAMN DUDE THAT IS A BEAR"
Hey bear!
You look like a people hater
Tell your cub I'll see her laterI
If this is Bear Wars then i am Darth Bader
I am also a master bear
Wow u guys are gaining some subs atm, im rooting for you.
I want them to have Trevor dress up as a bear and they teach their own survival guide shit. How to defend against a Trevor-bear and its cubs.
That bear attack was just straight outta spongebob.
People not having a basic understanding of feminism in 2017 LUL. Feminism is this and only this, "For women to be equal to men." Period. That's all folks.
I meannnnnnn its supposed to be that way, but women are already equal to men sooooo at this point it is more of how women want to have more rights than men and/or complain about things that men deal with too.
This place isn't political, even though I have to agree with DarkMatter. Don't bring up politics again in this sacred hellhole.
Opinions will be the death of us.
Feminism doesn't make sense because man and women arnt equal? Us males are far superior than women
What. That's sexist in itself, and although we have our physical differences, there are no legal or corporate differences between a man and or woman.
I bout lost my shit when that guy screamed 'Hey bear!' Lol
Search up "EXTREMELY GRAPHIC" 👹👹👹
ayy lmao love what u guys are doing coming from new york u guys r doing great keep it up thank you for being the only youtubers that actually try to entertain us
I have a bully called Luke Hardwick. ( profile picture is aguero ) . Dislike his latest video
Aleks would've been like "Hey Bear!!!!!, Buy my Shirts"
"Seabears hate crawling more than running!"
That bear attack CG reenactment was hysterical! I loved that! It looked like a really shitty old PC game or something. However, I do worry that Cow Chop might get into trouble when they do this series... but I suppose that's the risk they take to entertain us! XD
Of course Aleks typed how to survive a bear attack,remember that time there was a bear outside of James car when they were in it. 😂
2021 and I'm binging on old CC episodes. I miss them holy shit.
That how to survive a bear attack video reminded me when James and Aleks told the story of when they saw a bear, lol.
"I'm going to the break room" *Walks 10 feet forward*
why is no one mentioning the giant burnt hole in the couch????
7:39
Aleks after redpill, James already on blackpill