13 Seconds (2003) (Obscurus Lupa Presents) (FROM THE ARCHIVES)

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  • @jaguarheart
    @jaguarheart 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I went to high school with Jeff Thomas. No joke. We made a film called Santa's Slay Ride. It was amazing. And we ate a hella alot of Choco Tacos. That was like 26 years ago. Weird I found this review tonight. Hahaha. Thanks for drumming up totally weird memories.

  • @progrocker666
    @progrocker666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The paintings look like tongue in cheek background art for a crappy PS1 game; and the audio sounds like one too. I love it.

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, this makes me wanna play the original Silent Hill game, too.

  • @rasaan2011
    @rasaan2011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You're at an 11, we need you at an 8." & "Freakadiculous even..." LOVE IT!!!😹👍❤

  • @Blacknight8850
    @Blacknight8850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This week on _Turds we Forgot:_ 13 Seconds.

  • @thronezwei4412
    @thronezwei4412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Man, I hate it when my picture frames aren't house broken.

  • @MoonShadowWolfe
    @MoonShadowWolfe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was 14 the last time I saw this, binge-watching Lupa all night ... and I only NOW understand the Gerry joke.

  • @leahfoster4795
    @leahfoster4795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Once upon a time I was familiar with this cast of weirdos. Some more than others. 😜Jeff is a brilliant guy ...however it seems he shoved a bazillion themes into an hour and a half and an equal amount of nods to his campy horror flick childhood idols. This review is hilarious and I kinda hope he has seen this and is big enough to look back and laugh at himself.

  • @allneonlike5543
    @allneonlike5543 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:12 😂 reminded me of Summer
    "Don't let me fall into the green screen I have so little to live for"
    Classic!

  • @Tareltonlives
    @Tareltonlives 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Maybe the title refers to the amount of time audiences will spend before turning this movie off.

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I wish local video stores aside from Family video still existed.

  • @e93sports80
    @e93sports80 ปีที่แล้ว

    That low "NO!" at the end!

  • @philipdarrenellwell1994
    @philipdarrenellwell1994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The worst thing about this movie is we never find out the riveting story behind why he still has that lighter

  • @RodneyGuitarsplat
    @RodneyGuitarsplat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don't know why I didn't just jump to the end. I did like the idea of Ones Last 13 Seconds but everything you've reviewed is true. Glad I found your video, you're pretty funny. Cheers !

  • @scofisticated
    @scofisticated 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I still gets me when he is chewing on the teeth.

  • @SilentPrayerCG
    @SilentPrayerCG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They definitely watched Jocob's Ladder and or played Silent Hill 3 (twitching head, that was inspired by Ladder ofc), but i think it's probably just ladder, cuz similar idea.

  • @youtubeuser1159
    @youtubeuser1159 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like this movie. There's genuinely creepy imagery in it.

  • @Canadamus_Prime
    @Canadamus_Prime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hey Alison, have you seen/reviewed a series called Night of the Demons from the late 80's?

  • @MforMovesets
    @MforMovesets 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh piano music and head shaking. Someone played Silent Hill. Played it but didn't get it.

  • @saber4405
    @saber4405 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I only lasted 13 seconds before turning my TV off

  • @nicolemonrue
    @nicolemonrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This review was perfect lol

  • @GMOTP5738
    @GMOTP5738 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dream Sequence: The movie

  • @jaymereynolds9172
    @jaymereynolds9172 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I've picked up some motherfucking lemons from the video store before, similar in quality to this.

  • @diegocella6791
    @diegocella6791 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    NO! NOT 1932!!!!!!

  • @DracoBateman
    @DracoBateman 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    please do a review of Birthrite, if you haven't already!

  • @mikebest7284
    @mikebest7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I soo remember this it's bad but I didnt mind it I feel like there was touches of inspiration from phantasm and Jacob's ladder it was an amateur film but a little unsettling 4 such a low budget I didnt mind it had a good creepy vibe to it which made the acting a little less noticeable

  • @ZekeStaright
    @ZekeStaright 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    OH SHIT SON !

  • @mikekz4489
    @mikekz4489 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Is the moon in the movie at least?

  • @JB50cal
    @JB50cal 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    18:37 dat belly shot doe.

  • @slubberdagollian
    @slubberdagollian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's ripping off "Jacob's Ladder" . . . poorly.

  • @marinaraman8238
    @marinaraman8238 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    ''look out''
    such amazing acting
    need to win oscar
    unlike that stupid Leonardo dicaripo guy
    13 seconds best picture totes yo

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dear lord, it's been a long while since I last watched your 13 Seconds review, but I remember how terrible this movie is, especially that goddamn "fuck you" of an ending.
    BTW, is it just me, or do I find you wearing a mustache and goatee attractive? ...Please tell me it's just me.
    17:10- Except the ones from Signs to After Earth.

  • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
    @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The one positive is night gallery is an awesome name for a band...or is that a name of one of their albums? Idk this thing is shit

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well actually I think there are maybe a very few bits of creepy imagery that works. Not a lot but some. Such as the look of the needle demon. That guy is creepy and awesome looking . It looks like a cenobite . The other demon looks like a cenobite too but one of the sillier ones like dvd head

  • @CSSLZT13
    @CSSLZT13 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ... I hate unskippable ads.

  • @sheepheadsez2229
    @sheepheadsez2229 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    At least that was a good evil laugh... right?

  • @MyMagnificentOctopus
    @MyMagnificentOctopus 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am only 3 minutes in, but the plot so far has me worried at some point I am going to see Jon Mikl Thor fight a rubber Satan.

    • @JohnSmith-eo5sp
      @JohnSmith-eo5sp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your thinking Zombie Nightmare, not Rock & Roll Nightmare

  • @brendakrieger7000
    @brendakrieger7000 ปีที่แล้ว

    😻

  • @ColeslawVariant
    @ColeslawVariant 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cinematic proctology

  • @floydlooney6837
    @floydlooney6837 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Local video store? what's that? (just kidding)

  • @BlackAdam1231
    @BlackAdam1231 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The first jump scare is a fart?

  • @fondajames
    @fondajames 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    another movie doing it was all a dream plots. theres a reason you almost never see those plots in major movies. that is a dumb resolution, simple as that

  • @eddiedingle767
    @eddiedingle767 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That’s not Jeff Thomas, good try Tobey Maguire.

  • @ripleyjlawman.3162
    @ripleyjlawman.3162 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This sounds like a really terrible version of Jacob’s Ladder.

  • @BloodrealmX
    @BloodrealmX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you do drugs, you go to terrible movies before you die. Please.

  • @TygerFox
    @TygerFox 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    You should get a sidekick

  • @Arrowdodger
    @Arrowdodger 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Jerry 2 joke is pretty great. God, Jerry sucked.