13 Seconds (2003) (Obscurus Lupa Presents) (FROM THE ARCHIVES)
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I went to high school with Jeff Thomas. No joke. We made a film called Santa's Slay Ride. It was amazing. And we ate a hella alot of Choco Tacos. That was like 26 years ago. Weird I found this review tonight. Hahaha. Thanks for drumming up totally weird memories.
Awesome, lol
Weird for sure...
The paintings look like tongue in cheek background art for a crappy PS1 game; and the audio sounds like one too. I love it.
Yeah, this makes me wanna play the original Silent Hill game, too.
"You're at an 11, we need you at an 8." & "Freakadiculous even..." LOVE IT!!!😹👍❤
This week on _Turds we Forgot:_ 13 Seconds.
Man, I hate it when my picture frames aren't house broken.
I was 14 the last time I saw this, binge-watching Lupa all night ... and I only NOW understand the Gerry joke.
Once upon a time I was familiar with this cast of weirdos. Some more than others. 😜Jeff is a brilliant guy ...however it seems he shoved a bazillion themes into an hour and a half and an equal amount of nods to his campy horror flick childhood idols. This review is hilarious and I kinda hope he has seen this and is big enough to look back and laugh at himself.
6:12 😂 reminded me of Summer
"Don't let me fall into the green screen I have so little to live for"
Classic!
Maybe the title refers to the amount of time audiences will spend before turning this movie off.
I wish local video stores aside from Family video still existed.
That low "NO!" at the end!
The worst thing about this movie is we never find out the riveting story behind why he still has that lighter
I don't know why I didn't just jump to the end. I did like the idea of Ones Last 13 Seconds but everything you've reviewed is true. Glad I found your video, you're pretty funny. Cheers !
I still gets me when he is chewing on the teeth.
They definitely watched Jocob's Ladder and or played Silent Hill 3 (twitching head, that was inspired by Ladder ofc), but i think it's probably just ladder, cuz similar idea.
I like this movie. There's genuinely creepy imagery in it.
Hey Alison, have you seen/reviewed a series called Night of the Demons from the late 80's?
Oh piano music and head shaking. Someone played Silent Hill. Played it but didn't get it.
I only lasted 13 seconds before turning my TV off
This review was perfect lol
Dream Sequence: The movie
I've picked up some motherfucking lemons from the video store before, similar in quality to this.
NO! NOT 1932!!!!!!
please do a review of Birthrite, if you haven't already!
I soo remember this it's bad but I didnt mind it I feel like there was touches of inspiration from phantasm and Jacob's ladder it was an amateur film but a little unsettling 4 such a low budget I didnt mind it had a good creepy vibe to it which made the acting a little less noticeable
OH SHIT SON !
Is the moon in the movie at least?
18:37 dat belly shot doe.
It's ripping off "Jacob's Ladder" . . . poorly.
''look out''
such amazing acting
need to win oscar
unlike that stupid Leonardo dicaripo guy
13 seconds best picture totes yo
Dear lord, it's been a long while since I last watched your 13 Seconds review, but I remember how terrible this movie is, especially that goddamn "fuck you" of an ending.
BTW, is it just me, or do I find you wearing a mustache and goatee attractive? ...Please tell me it's just me.
17:10- Except the ones from Signs to After Earth.
The one positive is night gallery is an awesome name for a band...or is that a name of one of their albums? Idk this thing is shit
Well actually I think there are maybe a very few bits of creepy imagery that works. Not a lot but some. Such as the look of the needle demon. That guy is creepy and awesome looking . It looks like a cenobite . The other demon looks like a cenobite too but one of the sillier ones like dvd head
... I hate unskippable ads.
At least that was a good evil laugh... right?
I am only 3 minutes in, but the plot so far has me worried at some point I am going to see Jon Mikl Thor fight a rubber Satan.
Your thinking Zombie Nightmare, not Rock & Roll Nightmare
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Cinematic proctology
Local video store? what's that? (just kidding)
The first jump scare is a fart?
another movie doing it was all a dream plots. theres a reason you almost never see those plots in major movies. that is a dumb resolution, simple as that
That’s not Jeff Thomas, good try Tobey Maguire.
This sounds like a really terrible version of Jacob’s Ladder.
If you do drugs, you go to terrible movies before you die. Please.
You should get a sidekick
The Jerry 2 joke is pretty great. God, Jerry sucked.