Yeah cuz back in the day my sister and I got caught stealing at K_Mart store I told lose prevention call the police and take me to juvenile because I knew my mom was on her way to beat the" HOLY MOLEY" out of us!!! And she did!!! 😳🤔😭🤨🤨
This reminds me of the time Mike Epps said he called the police when he broke into somebody house. The dog was cool with them watching them stack everything by the door. When they started to try and go out of the door, that's when the dog showed them why HE was there. Mike said he ran up the stairs, locked himself in the bedroom and called the police. THAT and THIS tickled me 🤣🤣😂🤣
Reminds me of when my children's father kept stalking me on a po and I was at the police station when he called again and asked to speak to the officer. The officer was like "You do realize that there is a po in place right? And this call is in violation of it right?" This fool said "yes but wait". The officer said "No you wait". Then he asked to see my phone. He went to the back. Then all I saw was a bunch of officers getting dressed and loaded. "Well mam here is your phone back, we are going out to hey him right now". I dont know what they did but they got him finally. 😂.
I’m not even surprised. People really believe that no matter what they do THEY shouldn’t be punished physically 😂or emotionally. Like he was like yes I was wrong but this guy looks like he’s going to harm me and I don’t feel like I deserve that😅
@@mceer6476 because what type of person uses violence against women robbing them🙄. They could have used gentle behavior correcting and found out why . Obviously the home owners the issue 😂
He was probably scared the homeowner was going to kill him so he barricaded himself in an area of the house, called the police, and waited for them to arrive. The police would just arrest him. The homeowner could hurt him very badly, up to and including killing him and making up whatever story the homeowner wanted. That burglar called the police to save his own life. He’s probably never been happier to see the police! That was a real “Come to Jesus” moment. That guy will probably go to jail, do his time, and never be involved with burglary or crime ever again.
Let’s start calling them Law enforcement, because people don’t know the job description. He’s alive 🍀 because he Knew he was going to get what he deserves. He must have thought it was going to go down like a 🎮 video game or a movie 🎥, until he realized everything was real, the house, the robbery, the owners gun including his pending death. I’m sure he yelled “ Pause,” you don’t have to shoot, I’ll just call the police 👮 on myself,” “ you can save those bullets, for something more important “, What is the # to 911, this is the wrong house anyway. I was looking for my cat🐈 🏡.” 😄🤣🤦🏾♀️
I wasn't going to steal anything I swear I actually thought someone else breaking in and I tried to catch them but you came back and here I am so let me just call the police and explain myself it's the truth I promise
I was reading that post and it says that the guy was taking a shower when the homeowner returned . He told the police that he was afraid cause the homeowner had a gun.
ROTFLMFAO! They would probably lock up the homeowner under suspicions of carrying a gun. That"s just like years ago this man broke into this man"s house and sued and won the case when he fell down the steps and broke his leg.
Drugs and mental health is a helluva mix. Shuler got me screaming. If he was the police he would drive slow while you break that foot off in his arse🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He said you can't even make up this stupidity 🙄 🤣😂 who call the cops on themselves after breaking into someone house? Ohhh the person who knew the owner was ready to lit him up🤣😂
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"People may run out of a lot of things but one thing they'll never run out of is audacity" ~Shuler K.
Yes sirrr absolutely
Add a dose of stupidity to that!!!
No STUPIDITY 🤣😂
For true
This may be the worst case of “self snitching” ever! 😂😂😂
@JoeMomma.............You beat me to this one! Great minds think alike!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
JoeMomma. LOL I'm done. You need to help me off the floor. I'm screaming 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hunni this dude jus guaranteed his monthly disability (crazy) check by doing this cuz when he get out of jail he WILL get approved😭
@@pamshairexpo3892 Lol
@@pamshairexpo3892 Ma'am 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My mom always told me,
“Don’t tell on yourself,dummy”.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 right mine too 🤦🏾♀️🤣🤣🤣
Jaylen, that made me give a loud hahaha....twice!😂😂😝
He feared the homeowner coming home more than a stint in jail. 😂😂😂😂
Yeah cuz back in the day my sister and I got caught stealing at K_Mart store I told lose prevention call the police and take me to juvenile because I knew my mom was on her way to beat the" HOLY MOLEY" out of us!!! And she did!!! 😳🤔😭🤨🤨
@@tamikabolton7039 classic kids. 😂😂😂
This is just as bad as the man who robbed the bank and then went outside to deposit it!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This reminds me of the time Mike Epps said he called the police when he broke into somebody house. The dog was cool with them watching them stack everything by the door. When they started to try and go out of the door, that's when the dog showed them why HE was there. Mike said he ran up the stairs, locked himself in the bedroom and called the police. THAT and THIS tickled me 🤣🤣😂🤣
That’s hilarious
That was a smart dog 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the dog said you can stack it by the door all you want but I bet you ain't taking it out . 🤣🤣🤣
I know Dobermans will do that, real talk.
He's special, poor guy. I think its safe to say his two brain cells he had, packed up their bags and left without even saying goodbye.
🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
They ghosted him
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This brings new meaning to "self-incrimination..."
Breaking and entering is not the job for him. Stick to snitching 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
911 what is your emergency?
Yes I broke into a home and the people that live here got some nerve coming back home early 😂🤣😭
I am so done. Haha
The home owners came early and didn’t let me turn the house upside down and robbed them 😂😂😂😂 I need help 😅😅😅😅
Reminds me of when my children's father kept stalking me on a po and I was at the police station when he called again and asked to speak to the officer. The officer was like "You do realize that there is a po in place right? And this call is in violation of it right?" This fool said "yes but wait". The officer said "No you wait". Then he asked to see my phone. He went to the back. Then all I saw was a bunch of officers getting dressed and loaded. "Well mam here is your phone back, we are going out to hey him right now". I dont know what they did but they got him finally. 😂.
It’s Shulers pauses and looks that’s cracking me all the way up.
9 1 and 1 😂🤣😂🤣
This brings “identity crisis” to a whole new level. He Couldn’t decide if he’s a Criminal or Good Samaritan. 💀
I'm done 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. On the floor screaming.....
😂😂🤣🤣😂😂☠☠☠☠☠
Everybody is a gangster, until they get proved wrong. He self-snitched himself 🤦🏾♂️.
That part!!! 💯🎯
Dry snitching on a whole nother level 🤣🤣
Kinda guy that calls the cops to report he was robbed by his dealer or his dealer sold him some drywall. 😂😂😂😂
Exactly.
I’m not even surprised. People really believe that no matter what they do THEY shouldn’t be punished physically 😂or emotionally. Like he was like yes I was wrong but this guy looks like he’s going to harm me and I don’t feel like I deserve that😅
Right. . Like he believes he deserves a safe working environment even though his job is crime 😒
@@mceer6476 because what type of person uses violence against women robbing them🙄. They could have used gentle behavior correcting and found out why . Obviously the home owners the issue 😂
That is exactly why they need to bring back b*tt whu*pings ‼️
He was probably scared the homeowner was going to kill him so he barricaded himself in an area of the house, called the police, and waited for them to arrive. The police would just arrest him. The homeowner could hurt him very badly, up to and including killing him and making up whatever story the homeowner wanted. That burglar called the police to save his own life. He’s probably never been happier to see the police! That was a real “Come to Jesus” moment. That guy will probably go to jail, do his time, and never be involved with burglary or crime ever again.
😂😂😭 I believe you are correct. He knew the owner would blow a hole through his ass.
If “I’m gonna get you before you get me” was a person.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
😂🤣💀
😁🤣🤣
This is just as dumb as staying up all night to study for a Urine test! 😂😂😂😂
Right...
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Education is everything.
Yes Lord and this is proof why‼️
The worst criminal ever and same time the Good Samaritan ever. he felt bad for that poor house 😀
Exactly: which belts do you want!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Answer: All of them! Even stop by the store and get me some!
Shuler: “P.S. We did NOT have this conversation.” OMG Lmao
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He knew homeowner had weapons or knew homeowner would put one in him. LOL 😂😂
This is one of many reasons why the police have been responding to fewer emergency calls.
Let’s start calling them Law enforcement, because people don’t know the job description.
He’s alive 🍀 because he Knew he was going to get what he deserves.
He must have thought it was going to go down like a 🎮 video game or a movie 🎥, until he realized everything was real, the house, the robbery, the owners gun including his pending death. I’m sure he yelled “ Pause,” you don’t have to shoot, I’ll just call the police 👮 on myself,” “ you can save those bullets, for something more important “, What is the # to 911, this is the wrong house anyway. I was looking for my cat🐈 🏡.” 😄🤣🤦🏾♀️
Some people think it's easier to make it in prison than on the streets in the winter.
Yes. People definitely do stuff like this on purpose to get off the streets. It's extremely sad.
Yep. They securing they 3hots🍱 and a cot for at least the next 2or3 months🤦🏾
how dare that homeowner come home like that.
This is where: You can check in but you won’t check out.
I'm speechless I think I might have to go and have surgery to pick my jaw off the floor
This is the 13th Apostle! Jesus is coming back just for him 😁👏
He ready to get stitches for snitching.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
"An arsenal of belts" 🤣🤣🤣
Most criminals are cowardly. But they usually don't even get to last that long. They usually get shot between he and lp.
IDK what criminals you've been around but the MF from my town will take you AND the cops out!!! 🤷🏾♀️ With absolutely NO fear whatsoever!!! 🤔
Here comes my GrandMa and the Gang! Switches and Belts Galore!!!!!!!
Shuler! I am 231 degrees done with you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
911..Yes I broke in this house and the owner just showed up and it looks like he will hurt me..please send help..Im Yt 👀
Whatever the owner did or was going to do was his right. Its his house, his property. That man had no right to be there doing anything.
He was scared because he didn't know what the owner would do.
Wow. This is crazy. 😂😂😂
"anybody wanna tell me!"
Jesus... The dustiness level is high enough to film Dune 2
GOES WAY OVER PEOPLE HEADS 😅🤣😂😄
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And I am not a fan and I sure did get it..
I REALLY COULDN'T AGREE MORE
In the UK we've just had a man break into a pub to steal money from the tills. He got drunk. The owner found him passed out 🤷🏿♀🤣🤣🤦🏿♀
He got what he wanted and what he deserved Instant Karma
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Belts work for me! Worked for my Dad too when i was out of line as a kid!
Bless his heart. He broke in to take a shower.
Self-infliction at its finest, along with stupidity.
I wasn't going to steal anything I swear I actually thought someone else breaking in and I tried to catch them but you came back and here I am so let me just call the police and explain myself it's the truth I promise
That would be a good try but...
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This is what I used to imagine it like if as a black man a white individual broke into your house but you got arrested.
He's trying to exercise his "wyte privilege" 😂😂😂😂
Oh so he had enough nerve to break in but he wasn't bad enough to break out.
The kind that post and confess everything on that IG, another Usher fan.
Arsenal of belts🤣🤣🤣🤣
We call that "Damp Snitching"... Seriously, he called 911 for his life and he is still alive so he made the right play!!
As Fred Sanford said... "YOU BIG DUMMY!!!"
Please read the line underneath the headline. "The man MAY HAVE mental health issues."
From breaking in someone else's house?! 🤣🤣🤣
I'm done bro 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm just over this year . Just hur up and come on in 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NEED TO GETAWAY...SOUTHWEST AIRLINES...LOL
Let’s start whooping with the rope and all the way to the championship belts
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I guarantee the voice he heard in his head before calling the police was deep and it said "This is the moment he knew he f@#$ up."
Yes this is 91 AND 1 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What in the ‘ I ain’t fixin to die now’ is going on here? 🤣😄😃😀
he forgot he's the criminal 🤣
I know that's right. I would add grocery shopping, banking and any other chores to that list. I would respond to this call right before my shift ends.
“I told y’all... 2020 came up a distant second behind 2021.
God, help us through 2022.
I looked this story up.
This fool said some men kidnapped him and put him in the shower 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Noooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤡
Wow lol . . He must have been the most dirty filthy stinky man on the planet for a group of people to conspire to get him in the shower 😂
@@mceer6476 🤭🤭🤭
He did right he knew he was bout to get a beat down👊👊
When a Karen's son Kevin breaks in! 🤣🤣🤣
👁 👁
👄He guaranteed himself👉🏾3 hots and a cot😂🤣🤣🤣
Called for protection
Not the "P.S."!!!! Schuler🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is like that movie The Wash, when the kidnappers called the police 😂😂😂😂😂Hello yeah it's the kidnappers again! 🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂😂
He needed a place to stay for the winter free meals, and a cot.........🤣🤣🤣
Crook: Hello 911? The owner just showed up to his home and I fear for my life.🤣
I was reading that post and it says that the guy was taking a shower when the homeowner returned .
He told the police that he was afraid cause the homeowner had a gun.
Crazy is as crazy does.
ROTFLMFAO! They would probably lock up the homeowner under suspicions of carrying a gun. That"s just like years ago this man broke into this man"s house and sued and won the case when he fell down the steps and broke his leg.
Homemade liquor is potent,told Jr. Stop drinking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The article says "He was taking a shower"
If I can’t go for that was a tradition.😀😀
Surprised the home owner wasn't arrested, Portland Oregon
When u forget to pay your bill for your monthly subscription of white privilege and your card gets cancelled 🤣😭😭😭
I wanna hear the 911 call🤣🤣
Drugs and mental health is a helluva mix. Shuler got me screaming. If he was the police he would drive slow while you break that foot off in his arse🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His intuition told him to save himself.
Well police said that was easy🤷♀️
Lol damn. Shuler King is soooo funny
Now that's how you play an Uno reverse card! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Not have a ball, we driving suuulllloooowwww😮😮😂
Bring back the whuppings😂😂😂😂😂
This is to funny😂😂😂😂😂
We are going to be driving real slow........take a nap....😂😂😂
The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top 💯😂
He called the police to save his own life. Because he knew what was gonna happen. Seems like he would rather go to jail alive than be found dead
You can't fix stupid. I'm not an edge lord who thinks all humanity should die. But his parents have probably always been dissappointed with them.
The Homeowner's German Shepherds are going to break a foot...I mean PAW up that ratttatat...
He said you can't even make up this stupidity 🙄 🤣😂 who call the cops on themselves after breaking into someone house? Ohhh the person who knew the owner was ready to lit him up🤣😂
So we ain't gonna talk about the fact he was showering in her house????
To be fair, I'd rather be in jail than be shot.