How to play as the Western Roman Empire

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    Song is "Legions of the West" from the Total War: Attila OST, clip is from the spongebob episode "Grandma's Kisses."

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  • @ohno5880
    @ohno5880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4306

    "Is this the krusty krab?" "No, this is flavius honorius Augustus"

    • @ohno5880
      @ohno5880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      calm down, its a joke.

    • @MoonbornUwU
      @MoonbornUwU 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have a friend in the gold Coast trading company called "Biggus Dickus"

    • @placeholder8768
      @placeholder8768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Terentius Moonborn is there something funny about ‘Biggus Dickus’?

    • @perpetualsystems
      @perpetualsystems 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      KRVSTY KRAB

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@MoonbornUwU "I'M DIRTYUS DANNUS!"

  • @FlawedFabrications
    @FlawedFabrications 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6459

    A friend told me that playing as the Western Roman Empire on the hardest difficulty must be what it's like to be the Imperium of Man in Warhammer 40,000.

    • @FullmetalOrk
      @FullmetalOrk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

      That's a pretty good comparison. You just need honorius to go into a coma or something and your there.

    • @marny3559
      @marny3559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1178

      It is literally Imperium. Shit fucked economy, carpet sieging is too expensive until endgame and your military is too thinly spread to either deal with enemy incursions or your own rebellions.

    • @primaltruth5754
      @primaltruth5754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +712

      However, it becomes much easier if you reject the false Jesus and swear your loyalty to the DARK *cough* ROMAN GODS!

    • @ddzero2899
      @ddzero2899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I will guide you all to victory

    • @SSFhighcommandJOHN
      @SSFhighcommandJOHN 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Oh and what? every province rebels?

  • @2Scribble
    @2Scribble 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2503

    And, if, after that, you still have a will to live - you're doing it wrong

  • @herbivorethecarnivore8447
    @herbivorethecarnivore8447 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1297

    *[MILITARY AND CIVIL MAINTENANCE INTENSIFIES]*

    • @turmuthoer
      @turmuthoer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      *[MAXIMUM OVER-MAINTENANCE]*

    • @ariellubonja7856
      @ariellubonja7856 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey i know you from civ5

    • @someguy9293
      @someguy9293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ariellubonja7856 Civ 5: Just...one...more...turn!
      Call of Duty: Just one more DLC
      Total War: Just another Crisis.

  • @alexanderthegreat445
    @alexanderthegreat445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1456

    At this point, being a master at playing as the WRE is pretty much the rarest skill in the world.

    • @sebastian5671
      @sebastian5671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Alexander the Great Delete churches, fortify fronts with good armies and garrisons. Puppet states across the Rhine. Success

    • @Meade556
      @Meade556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Be prepared to reload a lot, abandon Britain if you must, but otherwise fight desparately and hold onto everything because they other factions will never have enough. When you have your boot on their throat be sure to raze their settlements to the ground, make sure nothing but the Huns can come out of there.

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *raises hand* i do it by doing what i call the murder tactic i abandon britain and and tha gaul but still keep a line to my capitial start back capping my cities back and making it a game of cat and mouse making the ais armyies weak and if they reach rome they will have 5 armies waiting for em

    • @UnholyWrath3277
      @UnholyWrath3277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Meade556 on legendary you don't get to reload mistakes are permanent. You were right about most things but actually affording to fortify every front is unrealistic. On high difficulties it's best to retreat from Britain and the Balkans then fortify Venetia Africa and northeastern France. In my experience puppet states are highly unreliable and at some point if you actually count on them they gonna betray you so they are best used sparingly. 1 army in hispania 2 in Africa and the rest split between Venetia and northeastern France is ideal. By turn 30 you should be adequately fortified and public order should be solidified in your important areas allowing you to reexpand rapidly from that point is super easy even on legendary

    • @UnholyWrath3277
      @UnholyWrath3277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My bad tagged wrong person saying to puppet 😂 still tho a decent guide on how to play them

  • @theodosiagayton8789
    @theodosiagayton8789 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2806

    "Now, you must aquire a taste for... THE BURDEN OF MILITARY AND CIVIL MAINTENANCE." *A dozen disease/rebellion/"bad shit happening" notifications pop up.*
    ...this slew me.

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Slew a lot of those Romans too

    • @adamm2091
      @adamm2091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Ayyyyyyy

    • @BullocK1495
      @BullocK1495 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Skylar Gayton That part is where I lost it! XD

    • @navilluscire2567
      @navilluscire2567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well..what did ya think?! That keeping an empire together was done through fairy dust and unicorn wishes...?! Ha! If only...

    • @user-rw3kw7wx7e
      @user-rw3kw7wx7e 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BullocK1495 the empire?

  • @CoffeeSuccubus
    @CoffeeSuccubus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    *Moments later*
    *Goths are at Rome*
    Patrick: FINLAND

  • @KTA1sVidsandFacts
    @KTA1sVidsandFacts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1665

    Here's what I do:
    1: Play as the Sassanids instead.
    2: Laugh in Persian.

    • @Killzoneguy117
      @Killzoneguy117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *OHRMAZD APPROVES*

    • @wilsontheknight
      @wilsontheknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I kicked the sassanids ass playing as the Himyar

    • @mikeman1228
      @mikeman1228 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I kicked their ass with garmantians

    • @KTA1sVidsandFacts
      @KTA1sVidsandFacts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @Michael Maeva @​ Kevin Wilson , I would sure hope that you would be able to beat an AI of a certain faction with any other faction, otherwise the game wouldn't be fun if it was impossible. I wiped out Himyar and the Garamantians as the Sassanids, but you don't see me bragging about it. I defeated Alexander the Great as Darius III in the Alexander the Great mod for Rome II. The Total War games (and any RTS or turn based strategy for that matter) is meant for history to be changed from your playstyle (or random events). If you couldn't beat a faction, then what's the point of playing?

    • @AbuHajarAlBugatti
      @AbuHajarAlBugatti 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HallaHallaHallah

  • @BearOldcastle
    @BearOldcastle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    Attila needs more memes.

  • @JonatasAdoM
    @JonatasAdoM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I love how it's either the pinnacle of the Empire where you're the best on the map or the bane of mankind where everything goes wrong. That's Rome for you.

  • @secretblaze1235
    @secretblaze1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Step 1: adopt a young noble
    Step 2: make him ur heir
    Step 3: make honorius a general in dalmatia
    Step 4: precede to yeet honorius into the ostrogothic horde
    Step 5: no more political problems :D

    • @thelastjerkbender2505
      @thelastjerkbender2505 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You start with Stilicho as your heir, keep him within Italy or at least send him no further than Dalmatia, pray to the old gods and the new that he produces a male heir and you're laughing.

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honorius is actually powerful after he survives few battles. He will lose his weak traits and get some new, better ones. He's also really young, so unless killed in battle, he will stick around for a long time.

  • @brandonvistan7444
    @brandonvistan7444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Legatvs Primervs Patricvs speaking battle tactics with Emperor Gaivs Ivlivs Caesar Agvstvs Spongicvs. (Courtesy of the Smithsonian Museum)

    • @Eviltower101
      @Eviltower101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like that you went through the effort of using v instead of u

    • @brandonvistan7444
      @brandonvistan7444 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Eviltower101 Thanks for noticing.

  • @Discontinuedalready7372
    @Discontinuedalready7372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    *_"How to play as Western Roman Empire"_*
    *_*Drools in Byzantine.*_*

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    And historians still cannot agree why Western Empire fell after SpongeBob take over.....

    • @aromanlegionnair5096
      @aromanlegionnair5096 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Actually I am pretty sure spongebobicus Augustus took power in the eastern Roman empire. It was Patrickus valerianus that was in charge of the western Roman Empire

  • @irongeneral7861
    @irongeneral7861 6 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Patrick = Flavius Stilicho?

    • @beermaster3359
      @beermaster3359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      El único que valía la pena en la parte oeste del imperio, aparte de aecio más adelante ja

    • @beermaster3359
      @beermaster3359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@caiawlodarski5339 no te entiendo, pero me lo tomo como un cumplido, gracias

    • @beermaster3359
      @beermaster3359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caiawlodarski5339 por que mi lengua madre es el español XD además no vi que el dueño de él video se quejara, además no molesto a nadie amigo

    • @beermaster3359
      @beermaster3359 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@caiawlodarski5339 si ya de que los gringos se enojan, pero como dije, parece que no le molesto, aunque si capaz estemos molestando al dueño del comentario jajaja

    • @punishedvenomsnake716
      @punishedvenomsnake716 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beermaster3359
      No le entendí nada lo dijo ese wey xD

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This version of Honorius: "Acquires the taste for *BURDEN OF MILITARY AND CIVIL MAINTENANCE!"*
    Real life Honorius: "I don't care that the Visigoths sacked Rome, I have a more pressing matter......tending for my chicken!"

    • @user-cs4su3ng9l
      @user-cs4su3ng9l ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Really?

    • @Kioley123
      @Kioley123 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@user-cs4su3ng9lwhen honorius heard that the visigoths destroyed Rome, he was worried that his pet chicken, named Roma, had been killed. After learning it was fine. He went back to not caring, even when one of his family members had been captured in the sack.

    • @barrett206
      @barrett206 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Kioley123 this is very much false

    • @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025
      @empireofitalypsstimfromano5025 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@barrett206Unfortunately It Isn't

    • @not_so_anonymous7413
      @not_so_anonymous7413 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@barrett206history is more worse than fiction, sometimes

  • @dwagin6315
    @dwagin6315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    After watching this episode so many times as a kid, I just realized he said Tax Exemption

  • @Scottishy2
    @Scottishy2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    favourite video on the internet

  • @chaospacemarine8330
    @chaospacemarine8330 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Honorius : "what sort of maniac start a seabound invasion at 3 AM?"
    Hengist : "OH BOY! 3 AM!"

  • @jirkazalabak1514
    @jirkazalabak1514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    I see that many people chose to abandon the border regions and turtle up. Maybe it is good advice, but for me it worked a LOT better to just go on the offensive. Solve region after region, using the money you gain by dismantling churches and level 2 and 3 settlements. Subjugate/raze the Celts in Britain, then the desert assholes in Africa.
    Britannia and Africa are your most important strategic positions. As long as you can hold them, the rest of the empire is completely safe. No annoying Celts and Vikings in Spain.
    If you see a horde passing through your territory, GIFT them a region. In 2-3 turns, they usually accept trade and military alliance AND will take care of your rebellions in regions close to them. Pretty sweet deal. When your economy gets back on its feet and borders are secure, you can destroy them at your pleasure. It´s even easier, since their entire faction is concentrated into that one region. Fish in a barrel.
    Build farms and non-religious public order stuff, industry is mostly not worth it. You can maintain religion with the "Ecumenical Matters" Edict. It´s AMAZING for province conversion.

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But heres the thing thats what wre did they paid barbs to help them then it came back and bit them

    • @Jose-xh5qb
      @Jose-xh5qb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      In hard and legendary it doesn't work, if you give the hordes land they immediatley declare war on you afterwards.

    • @jirkazalabak1514
      @jirkazalabak1514 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Jose-xh5qb I did it on Very Hard and it worked quite well. Of course, you need to be careful about their personalities. If you give land to a Devious/Agressive leader, they will betray you as soon as you turn your back on them. But that´s basic gameplay stuff.

    • @flamingrubys11
      @flamingrubys11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Jose-xh5qb i was refering to irl

    • @kcmisulis425
      @kcmisulis425 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely Brilliant. Thank you so much. Wandering hordes were a huge stress factor in my first Atilla game as WRE. Gifting them less valuable territory on the frontier is a wonderful way that I can satiate their need to settle and buy myself time to economically develop the heartlands.

  • @Identitools
    @Identitools 7 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I would add some masochist stuff on Spongebob, cuz playing the ERE require some sort of love for pain

    • @Volcano4981
      @Volcano4981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lord Of Cheese I would argue that ERE is even harder, despite the fact that the WRE will most likely have a lot more factions attacking it, because they only start with 28-30 regions or something as opposed to the WRE's 68. Granted, those are likely impoverished ones, but at least you can cede a few regions until you get a large enough army to make the barbarians pay for it. Or, if going Graeco-Roman pagan, demolish all churches and get additional income. And the ever present threat of the Sassanids, should they beat the White Huns and declare war on ERE.
      What you get in return, are powerful units that aren't even unlocked until you are either destroyed, or 120-odd turns have passed, as well as additional trade income. Not that the WRE doesn't - namely Herculiani or Cornuti. Matiarii and Noble Foederati are solid, too.
      Feel free to disagree. But I hope I've made a solid point :p
      Edit: Sorry I just realised the ERE starts with 37 regions...

    • @Volcano4981
      @Volcano4981 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Surprisingly, I thought taking down Carthage and its client states was a bit tougher than the rest. But once they're dealt with, Rome is pretty much on the steamroller imo. (I much prefer playing on the Carthaginian side instead, but that's for another time.)
      You're so right about it being the complete opposite in Attila with ERE and WRE though. It was a constant circle of getting destroyed for 90-odd turns, especially if you choose to keep the Christian churches in there XD

    • @Buzzy_Bland
      @Buzzy_Bland 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Joseph Sosa In historical terms, it’s actually rather fitting, wouldn’t you say?

    • @unpopularopinionguy8480
      @unpopularopinionguy8480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Joseph Sosa
      And that is exactly how it should be.

    • @PeterTeal77
      @PeterTeal77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I hate to be that guy but I found ERE very manageable. Once you realize what treasury interest means, all you have to do is smash visigoths and fend off sassanids until your unlimited cash rolls in.

  • @SolarCrusader
    @SolarCrusader 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Keep up the good Total War content!

  • @Jarethenator
    @Jarethenator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Now this is the type of quality content I was looking for.

  • @Retard634
    @Retard634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    now say tax exemption
    (zero taxes)
    pretty good

  • @williampitt1537
    @williampitt1537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    WRE is a challenge indeed on very hard difficulty (or legendary), but not an impossible task. It requires only patience.

  • @lokenontherange
    @lokenontherange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Just abandon the Empire and pull back to Italy. Factions will die off rapidly and you can slowly reconquer the Empire. Take Spain, then France, the Britain, then march into Africa. You should be fine from then on.

    • @devingunnels3251
      @devingunnels3251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Laurie No don't let go of Spain. Those provinces have lots of food and make good money.

    • @lokenontherange
      @lokenontherange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Most of the food is in Italy, and unless you go pagan you really don't need the food anyway. If you're struggling with money then you really need to build more ports, as trade ports will give around 750 each as a flat rate at level 2. Don't go through the construction tree and you'll be able to build fully levelled aqueducts and your ports will become the mainstay of your economy. They're safe as well because the AI is dumber than anything on the water and if you ever get attacked navally just snipe off the enemy commander with your garrison ships, you'll win almost all naval combats as marines are very very strong against land units.
      Also Spain is easy af to re-take but it's a drain on your early game expenses. You really want to just build up Italy beyond any level of sense because if you do then you'll never ever struggle to hold it.

    • @lokenontherange
      @lokenontherange 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I don't lose the Empire, nor do I ever lose a single army. I also massively reduce my total casualties and efficiently ensure that the enemy gets overstretched. Only someone who is an utter fool would refuse to take a step back if that step placed them in a position of guaranteed victory.

    • @Justin-dl7hb
      @Justin-dl7hb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laurie But still its genocide :/

    • @Justin-dl7hb
      @Justin-dl7hb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Claystead and you got lots of soldiers killed due to your foolishness instead of applying the scorched earth strategy. You are a terrible leader and im surprised the people didn't rise up against you.

  • @LustyLichKing
    @LustyLichKing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Holy shit this had me rolling!

  • @zero3556
    @zero3556 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    We need more total war memers like you

  • @metzyahrosenstein4827
    @metzyahrosenstein4827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Anytime Honorius comes up I get a little bit sick in my mouth. RIP to the boy Stilicho.

    • @LordWyatt
      @LordWyatt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aetius: Look at what they did. Look how they massacred my Boy.😔

  • @theemissary1433
    @theemissary1433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Unfortunately for History, Honorius was never ready. Hell, he was the opposite of ready

  • @js5072
    @js5072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just copy Napoleon's (actual person) battle movement, and then Alexander the greats. I did that after almost rage quiting and the game was a breeze. These guys were geniuses!

  • @manu_spawn
    @manu_spawn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'll give u the only tactic i was able to use to actually survive.
    1-Build Garrisons no matter what.
    2-Fight EVERY single battle and do as MUCH damage as possible.
    3-Focuse on food production.
    4-Upgrade your troops and create well prepared Armies
    5-VERY important. Seek peace and trade. Gift gold to the factions they hate you the most. This will prevent early attacks.
    6-You can play this on easy or medium, in any of the cases, this campaign is indeed hard.

    • @unpopularopinionguy8480
      @unpopularopinionguy8480 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      The WRE is more a matter of patience than skill, because fighting in real time is VERY useful when defending a settlement.
      A total game changer.
      But fighting every battle in real time is a tedious and absurdly long ordeal since you will be invaded on average 3 times each turn, and sometimes you might be forced to hold out a massively outnumbered siege and win due to time limit. Which again takes time and patience.

    • @manu_spawn
      @manu_spawn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Unpopular Opinion Guy exactly

    • @plusultra4961
      @plusultra4961 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The real best way its to destroy: Caledonians, Alamans, Suebians & Quedians on the first turn.

  • @whatintheworld6413
    @whatintheworld6413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    VAAARUUUS! WHERE. IS. MY. LEGIONS!!!

  • @Jose-xh5qb
    @Jose-xh5qb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Playing as the WRE would have been easier if the loading times aren't so unbearable.

  • @Voice_of_p
    @Voice_of_p 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This clip is the reason i got attila myself. The Music is just so epic.

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Ah yes, a tale as old as time: An empire that grew too large, too fast, and so it collapses from within as it tries desperately to hold what can't be held. In the earlier years of the Roman empire, the main reason that a single city could control so much of the world was specifically because of the fact that they kept their logistics firmly under control.

    • @nicolasg7601
      @nicolasg7601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      First Last The Roman Empire didn’t “grow too fast”, it reached its full size throughout 500 years and was comfortable for like 300 years afterwards. The collapse came from instability in political organization and the decay/exploitability of urban centers. You say in the early years they kept logistics under control but the Late Republic was already almost as big as the empire would ever get.

    • @HostileJabberwocky32
      @HostileJabberwocky32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No, the Roman Empire doesn't fit in that category the Mongols, the Umayyads and the Alexandrines did. Like the Ottoman, Byzantine and Neo-European Empires, the Romans converted cultures, organized successful civil administration in conquered lands, founded lasting cities and were the status-quo for half a millennia in Europe. In fact, the fact the first "non-seasonal" Empire is why it's so important to history.

    • @someguy9293
      @someguy9293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's ironic, as Rome frist wanted to avoid growing to fast, so they slowly built an Empire.
      They learned from Alexander the Great, that if an Empire is to last. It needs time to grow. But because, of Roman Elites wanted to control the Roman Republic, it lead to Rome's downfall instead, as people like Ceaser, and Pompeii forced the Republic to grow faster then they would have liked, and it lead to Ceaser's Civil War, and to the Empire.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's what happens when rulers die with a bunch of territory and multiple heirs. The heirs would rather go to civil war than share peacefully. Also the Praetorian assassinations of Roman Emperors certainly didn't help.

    • @someguy9293
      @someguy9293 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MK_ULTRA420 Rome's fate is like a Greek tragedy. A Republic that become, hijack by Political ambitions, from both the Elites, and Poor. As Rome grow, it's problem's grow with it, and the once mighty Republic, become a brutal conquering Empire.
      Even, though the Roman Empire had many good years, it evenly lead to it's own down fall, as the Empire became compatible, and overstretched. Too much land to hold, to few Soldiers to hold, and crippled Economy that never got fixed, or got much-needed attention.
      The Roman Empire, become Alexander's Empire.

  • @dorionite1378
    @dorionite1378 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The music when you play as west rome really adds the sweat to your anxiety

  • @williammays9408
    @williammays9408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Spongebob would be more of an Uncle Claudius

    • @Argos-xb8ek
      @Argos-xb8ek 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought Spongebob a Justinian

  • @grapeboi9256
    @grapeboi9256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You forgot to aquire a taste for free form jazz

  • @MalayArcher
    @MalayArcher 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH

  • @TheMauviet
    @TheMauviet 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    As ready as you can ever be for that campaign anyway

  • @robotnr.1835
    @robotnr.1835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I don't know this game at all but this is a high quality shitpost, I love it!

  • @davidnelson9238
    @davidnelson9238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the Halo 3 ODST version of this meme

  • @victorv1151
    @victorv1151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I always end up quitting on the 4th turn, its not too hard... just too annoying.

  • @konnosx1213
    @konnosx1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Who would win?
    -The motherfucking Roman empire at the peak of their motherfucking Roman power
    - An angry celt lady in warpaint

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Historically? The Roman Empire. Boudica's thousands of strong force lost to a rag tag Roman army quickly composed of whatever could be mustered of the Roman forces in Britannia and sent to confront the rebels.

  • @StrudelerOfTheTSociety
    @StrudelerOfTheTSociety 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Emperor Flavour Flav my boi, you got these burden things down!

  • @JacobBite
    @JacobBite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    thought this was a barbarian invasion meme, disgusted to find out its atilla

    • @JM-dy4ty
      @JM-dy4ty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You thought it was a barbarian invasion meme when the title is literally called “how to play as the Western Roman Empire?”

  • @doctortabasco
    @doctortabasco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My strategy is to retreat like a bitch, abandon all the settlements but a fucking lost island at the end of the world and start all over again.

  • @BestWayKilla
    @BestWayKilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    *(in Morgan Freeman narrator voice)* Honorius was not ready.

  • @nathanlee5520
    @nathanlee5520 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    FUCKING. SUBSCRIBED.

  • @realDarkPeterson
    @realDarkPeterson 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The burden of military and civil maintenance is a difficult thing to acquire a taste for. But a necessary thing.

  • @the_rose_garden01
    @the_rose_garden01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Game?

  • @praetorian9823
    @praetorian9823 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don’t forget the secret recipe! A classic among XCOM players.
    “We won’t tell if you don’t.”

  • @khalifatrolling7084
    @khalifatrolling7084 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Flavius honorious augustus

  • @H_P_Lovecraft
    @H_P_Lovecraft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Excuse my Ignorance, but what game is this referencing?

    • @vldreck1
      @vldreck1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Total War: Attila and more specifically the Western Rome Faction that is about to crumble during the era.

  • @FilipMoncrief
    @FilipMoncrief 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    More please :)

  • @cr3160
    @cr3160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just pull back to Italy with 2 or 3 armies and retake the Empire from there. I know there are better ways to do WRE without doing that, but I'm not trying to minmax and the idea of Rome rising from the ashes was too good to pass up.

  • @eliad6543
    @eliad6543 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only played Rome II. Attila seems to be focused less on progress, and more on survival despite all the shit that's going on. Sounds cool and challenging, might play it at some point.

  • @dorextime
    @dorextime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imperator is looking good

  • @draqbush74
    @draqbush74 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I thought he is gonna say INCREDIMILIS!

  • @michaelterrencefernandezli6688
    @michaelterrencefernandezli6688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fun fact: Nobody is actually ready when the *HUNS* knock on your border

  • @NautilusROK549
    @NautilusROK549 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I play Attila so much but always play east too scared

  • @Almirante1741
    @Almirante1741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is what I do:
    1. Abandon all your territories except Hispania, Italy and the Mediterranean Islands
    2. Form a defensive perimeter in the Alps roads and the Pyrenees, and build a garrison in Aquilea
    3. Covert to paganism, so you won't have the Christianity penalties against the Huns
    4. Defeat the barbarian hordes trying to enter in your territories
    5. After stabilizing the situation, get a legion and conquer one province in Denmark/North Germany
    6. Start making military buildings there, and use it as a base to spam legions and raze the barbarians' provinces
    7. Never reseach the civilian technologies that block you certain technologies, as you will need to build aqueducts, libraries and stuff

  • @HyperEwok1
    @HyperEwok1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Narrator: he was not ready

  • @crazyd4ve875
    @crazyd4ve875 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:45 spongebob turns into Timmy from Fairly Oddparents

  • @Connor-yx4tv
    @Connor-yx4tv 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Subscribed. This was hilarious

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t even play this game but this is a good fucking meme regardless

  • @MrSafior
    @MrSafior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How to play as Aksum!

    • @daevious_
      @daevious_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/sAVqf2ssUEk/w-d-xo.html

  • @Finley1969
    @Finley1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "man, fuck missile cavalry" he is the one.

  • @wilsontheknight
    @wilsontheknight 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was expecting there to be an ass kicking

  • @mohamedelhaddade6371
    @mohamedelhaddade6371 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1 general named hilarious..am not joking

  • @KingGayCockroach
    @KingGayCockroach 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    YOURE KILLING ME THIS IS SO GOOD AAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

  • @republicempire446
    @republicempire446 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just make my evacuations of my all forces and make a defensive positions where entrances to Italy are choke points. I just only made upgrades of all settlements in Italy alone. That burning all lands and leave nothing for the hordes will help in the end.

  • @duydome
    @duydome 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    this is fine i'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently

  • @yocid6604
    @yocid6604 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Eres uno de los mejores jugadores de los Total war que e visto

  • @thechadtc7421
    @thechadtc7421 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I simply abandoned Gallia, Britannia and Africa, destroyed all the buildings and used the money to build up Italy and Spain.

  • @alanbernhardt6167
    @alanbernhardt6167 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    those faces fit perfectly

  • @bleedingmasque.6193
    @bleedingmasque.6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:46 Vesuvius colorized

  • @connorgolden4
    @connorgolden4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If only Majorian had retaken Carthage 😖

    • @satrio303
      @satrio303 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      blame ricimer

    • @connorgolden4
      @connorgolden4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      White Album fuck Ricimer

  • @ettel8358
    @ettel8358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who has no idea what this is, I have no idea what this is

  • @onitea1275
    @onitea1275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now say tax exemption!

  • @loods2215
    @loods2215 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The burden of military and civil maintenance

  • @Fr0mDark2Light
    @Fr0mDark2Light 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    amazing.

  • @mitchycool92
    @mitchycool92 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    People who don’t play Total War don’t understand just how based this is.

  • @tellder1
    @tellder1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When I first started playing Rome Total War I razed all the cities I conquered. Ecenomy was non-existant in late game...

  • @zippyparakeet1074
    @zippyparakeet1074 ปีที่แล้ว

    After playing the Western Roman Empire and brutally losing, the Eastern Roman Empire was so refreshing and much more "balanced". Like it had the perfect level of difficulty. It was especially easier to get the economy under control and actually make good money. The borders were also better although the Sassanids were a big problem. I guess with the ERE it was a race against time to get your shit together before the collapse of the WRE so you're ready when attention turns towards you.

  • @raekor4747
    @raekor4747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yeah okey, enough youtube for today :P

  • @imperator7828
    @imperator7828 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    nice

  • @Zephyriia
    @Zephyriia 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just delete all my settlements and restart anew at roma lol
    like that u can also change the capital to rome!

  • @ric5963
    @ric5963 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I burned every settlement outside of Italy and it worked like a charm

  • @szkodaniegadac3827
    @szkodaniegadac3827 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Patrick is Flavius Arcadius Augustus (east rome)

  • @frostgaming6925
    @frostgaming6925 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    _INCREDIBILIS_

  • @cheesewizard3965
    @cheesewizard3965 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “To win as the Romans, you must act like the Romans, xxxdickdestroyerxxx”

  • @thedon9247
    @thedon9247 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you can handle the early game endless siege battles, it's not that bad. I did a Western rome campaign on hard difficulty and despite the constant sieges, it wasn't that bad. the only territory i actually abandoned was Britannia. 30-40 turns in i was ready to expand romes boundaries again, Despite endless assaults on my territories in Gaul.

  • @DaGaJbmKojJe
    @DaGaJbmKojJe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    isn'tincreasing taxes better because you don't deal with immigrant public order issues after 9-10 turns, for me it went from -9 to -1

  • @dracodeanglicus3857
    @dracodeanglicus3857 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So... smooth jazz?

  • @KittSpiken
    @KittSpiken 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sure TH-cam, why wouldn't this interest me?

  • @indrasishmajumder6359
    @indrasishmajumder6359 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Try not to die

  • @MisterCharlton
    @MisterCharlton 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is Patrick supposed to be Stilicho?

  • @warriyo445
    @warriyo445 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hhh man this is so fun to watch