Still we do nothing m8 to scared cos they scare us controlled by people who don't care or even know how it feels cos we can't so sad 😢 wish we could come together but best not mention it or I'm in shi#
This means something different to me , cos that's where in the army we blew stuff up , not like little explosions either , like we would go a mile away to set them off an still get debris falling around our bunker , so that's what made me chuckle at that joke
@@Poppa_Capinyoaz There was a Soviet scientist that was at Vostok Station in Antarctica he said it got so cold all you could do was eat a pound of butter, then you'd feel better.
"We want you to identify a body - THIS body (Ed Gamble unbuttoning shirt and dancing)... But seriously, there IS a dead body and we think it's your fiance." I'm climbing back on top of the chair.
I’ve been watching all of the scenes we’d like to see in order and I finished series 16 today, searched for series 17 and it didn’t come up, I refreshed and you literally uploaded it like 5 seconds after I finished series 16 lol thanks for the video
I always love watching the series cut when the series finishes and you get round to uploading then. Good chance to look back at the okay jokes, and to re-laugh at the good jokes, which are fairly few and far between now. I’m not bitching, most of the jokes are bearable, but sometimes you get that one that is brilliant. Like Ed Byrne’s “random things with stuff” joke last year.
I read the other day about a guy who died from laughing so hard his heart went into tachycardia. I know what he felt like after watching these videos, and I have to ban myself from watching them at work because no one understands why I lapse into random bouts of hysterics and I'm upsetting my colleague. Keep at it!
If anything the whole rail system is nosing diving off a cliff. But hey we getting hs2 and If Im not mistaken, David Cameron said we should have one because Germany have one. Anybody think we can run a train system like clockwork.
@@timothyw98 Trouble is with most of the UK's railways is that they use Victorian signalling technology. Once in-cab signalling is installed, efficiency should (should) improve significantly.
This is wonderful -- thank you for taking the time to share and bring so much pleasure to so many. (And your "Read the FAQ!" -- very good idea.) I hope your kindness comes back to you many times over; happy new year.
Ok, I understand why the Showaddywaddy thing doesn't happen anymore, but I can't stop saying that word ever since I saw Hugh Dennis do it on an older clip of the show. The people at work are starting to ask me what it's all about. The fact is, I live in Texas and it ain't easy. If I tried to explain the whole matter to them, they just wouldn't be able to understand. Please, could someone help?
Everyone talks about how this show isn't funny anymore. What makes me more concerned is how the audience now clap after nearly every joke. It deeply concerns me 😂😂
Am I missing the joke behind Ed Byrne's "The coffee shops of Amsterdam..." one? I've watched this lots of times and still don't quite understand it. For reference: 39:40
@@beomgguks970 There was a kids TV show, "The Chuckle Brothers," where one of the catchphrases was "To me, to you" -- and not long before this was filmed, one of the Chuckle Brothers died. So the joke was kind of tasteless.
He said "To me..." It was filmed not long after one of the Chuckle Brothers died (One of their catchphrases being "To me, to you", which they would both say one each, if you didn't know)
Darren Harriott. I didn't know him, either, so I checked the list of eps on Wikicrapia, which lists the cast for each ep: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mock_the_Week_episodes
@1:10:54 the comedian in the black shirt appears to be reading something on his hand. @1:11:24 you can actually see he has something written on his left hand
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the way they all politely fight their way to the mic has me every time
Not a bit like when Frankie was on it and would shamelessly walk in right behind the others before they had even left the mic stand
@ItsThatChrisGuy Frankie Boyle is a man who was once funny, but lost his way a long time ago.
His mic hogging on MTW was embarrassing to watch
Not when Ed Byrne did it (he was invisible in his jacket)
That is the British way
Still we do nothing m8 to scared cos they scare us controlled by people who don't care or even know how it feels cos we can't so sad 😢 wish we could come together but best not mention it or I'm in shi#
'Cooking While Pissed' is the best segment, I wish it was an actual show and I suspect it will constitute many uni students' experience
I mean Drunk History is already a thing!
My Drunk Kitchen was a thing
A recipe for disaster
It's always 5 somewhere lol
The disgust from the audience at the "opened a fresh jar of marmalade" was incredible.
She looked like she was speaking from experience !
"Trouble with your nerves? Dont move to Salsbury." Ok that one killed me
This means something different to me , cos that's where in the army we blew stuff up , not like little explosions either , like we would go a mile away to set them off an still get debris falling around our bunker , so that's what made me chuckle at that joke
@@BipoIarbear Still funny either way
@@thebigmightybattleship yep yep
Salisbury.
Idk if what Ed Byrne describes in “Cooking While Pissed” is based on personal experience or not, but I can tell you that it is very accurate.
Loved the to me one 😅
Does anyone else actually want to watch 'cooking when pissed'?
just think Gordon Ramsay in the Great British bake off
Or what achieve clips of Keith Floyd, he always be necking back wine while cooking.
Drunk History Exists, So Why Not A Cooking Show.
I personally want to.
Closest thing is Something's Burning on All Things Comedy TH-cam channel
"This next property is about £50,000 over Philip and Susan's budget. Luckily though, Philip's grandmother has just died"
Zoe Lyon is an underrated brilliant one liner Queen.
"Toast - Because you're not allowed to put melted butter in your mouth"
Well no ones saying you aren't
@@Lampironstudios215Proving common sense, ain't common.
I @@Lampironstudios215
@@Poppa_Capinyoaz There was a Soviet scientist that was at Vostok Station in Antarctica he said it got so cold all you could do was eat a pound of butter, then you'd feel better.
@@Poppa_CapinyoazCommon sense should allow curiosity to thrive
"And here comes the Irish team."
"Here with the first answer is Hugh..."
*"And here come the Irish team."*
😆
Petition for a full series of 'Cooking While Pissed'
i think ed might go for that
Signed
just watch keith floyd re runs hahah
Would love it, but would probably violate too many health and safety conditions to be green lighted 😂
Laughed at how bad the curtains bit was from Acaster, and accidentally swallowed my chewing gum
A classic's a classic
Kerry's eyeball joke is just amazing.
"We want you to identify a body - THIS body (Ed Gamble unbuttoning shirt and dancing)...
But seriously, there IS a dead body and we think it's your fiance." I'm climbing back on top of the chair.
"Wall-to-wall fanny" cracked me up.
X6Herbius was there an entendre I missed?
I'd just say fish market in that instance, to be honest.
31:40 I love pain, I LOVE PAAIIIIIINNNN!!! :)
Love it
Unironically into Ed Byrne’s foldy uppy bike guy 🤣
“If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many apples would you need to keep away Harold Shipman?”
The Huw Edwards joke was prophetic!!!
Sequel to la la land ; Po land! Best thing ever
I'd watch "Cooking while pissed".
6:06 Ed gives a comedy masterclass in “Hold for laugh, plus eye contact that says ‘think about it…’”
Milton's shirt with the football players on it is so good. I want one!
I’d like to apologise to all the students who saw that, Miss jones has horribly misunderstood what mufti day means
I burst out laughing
Ed gamble has got to be my favourite
I’ve been watching all of the scenes we’d like to see in order and I finished series 16 today, searched for series 17 and it didn’t come up, I refreshed and you literally uploaded it like 5 seconds after I finished series 16 lol thanks for the video
Cooking While Pissed came back after lockdown!
If adverts were really like that I would watch so much more ITV
I always love watching the series cut when the series finishes and you get round to uploading then. Good chance to look back at the okay jokes, and to re-laugh at the good jokes, which are fairly few and far between now. I’m not bitching, most of the jokes are bearable, but sometimes you get that one that is brilliant. Like Ed Byrne’s “random things with stuff” joke last year.
"Well, you need two prosthetic limbs. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg." (Hugh Dennis)
dont know why i loved the trainspotting joke, hughs confused expresion is hilarius! XD
Hugh always looks at the topic on the way back after his joke !! Random but true
That Stamp Duty joke was too real 😂😂😂
"And the caretaker has asked me to say: take care."
I love James' "dating hands" during unlikely dating profiles 😂
"wall to wall fanny "...epic!
31:10 James wasn't impressed with Hugh's joke...
Sahil Shah he’s just kinda like that in general tbh
I read the other day about a guy who died from laughing so hard his heart went into tachycardia. I know what he felt like after watching these videos, and I have to ban myself from watching them at work because no one understands why I lapse into random bouts of hysterics and I'm upsetting my colleague. Keep at it!
What silly comments about someone died that's really not funny love 😵
The way everyone pauses and makes eye contact after delivering a joke is kinda funny for some reason 😂 Especially Hugh’s double take as he leaves 😊
"To me!"
SAVAGE
Alex Greenwood can you explain the joke? I don’t get it 😥😨😰
@@myLizardisgreat The chuckle-brothers, one of which died recently.
"To me! To you!"
"Oh dear.... Oh dear, oh dear..."
I was like “too soon” 😭😂
Oof
i can't stop laughing at the sequel to la la land - Poland thingy
Rejected Exam Questions:
If a surgery to change your eye is £10,000, how much did Dara spend on his new look?
A fucking lot
£20,000 because if you can afford to change a eye, you are rich enough to get the pair done
Series 18 starts on May 23, and seems to only last 6 episodes. Unless the Wiki is incomplete.
mindlessgonzoALT I read they are doing a split season. 6 now and more in October.
Well, that explains everything. The SWLTS might still be a bit short, but eh, worth it.
Foldy-uppy bike🤣
20:19 That little “Pfft!” is freaking priceless. 😂
As a Canadian I LOVE this!
From the states so is Southern Rail really that bad?
Doug Frey so so so bad! They ruin livelihoods!
Yes they're horrific
Doug Frey I mean they aren’t that bad but who’d know because they are always on strike. So yeah they are terrible.
If anything the whole rail system is nosing diving off a cliff. But hey we getting hs2 and If Im not mistaken, David Cameron said we should have one because Germany have one. Anybody think we can run a train system like clockwork.
@@timothyw98 Trouble is with most of the UK's railways is that they use Victorian signalling technology. Once in-cab signalling is installed, efficiency should (should) improve significantly.
That delivery at 21:13 is just spot on!
43:44 I was crying laughing at this for 5 minutes straight!!
Jack Hughes aa
All I hear is the curry's pc world ads when Hugh does his stand up haha
Very good video guys, its confusing to what happened but keep up the great work your doing and good see kids enjoying trains
43:10 I suppose that one was after Barry Elilott/Chuckle died?
Yes.
1:08:10 This. This is why the BBC doesn't ask pro-brexit comedians on. The audience clearly wasn't on his side.
That guy is also seriously unfunny..... I mean, no pressure? oof that was painful.
Nice work mate :)
Ever thought of doing a compilation of when Hugh narrates film/news clips? That would be cool :)
"...whom do we appreciate?"
"Using... MADICK"
5:33 Siri did the voice over?
Cooking when pissed is so relatable
You are the best
Some of my favourites:
5:38 - 17:42 - 20:16 - 20:26 - 38:35 - 43:13 - 46:47
Who is the black comedian in the flowered shirt? He's very good.
17:01 oh boy.
That aged well didn’t it.
Although he clapped somewhat, I don't think Hugh especially liked the "To me" joke
It was a pretty obvious one.
43:14
Tacky, tasteless and bloody hysterical!!🤣
10:04 Hugh Calls Croatia's World Cup Run
This is wonderful -- thank you for taking the time to share and bring so much pleasure to so many. (And your "Read the FAQ!" -- very good idea.) I hope your kindness comes back to you many times over; happy new year.
Can someone explain the "timmy" line from unlikely lines from kids movies and shows?
Ok, I understand why the Showaddywaddy thing doesn't happen anymore, but I can't stop saying that word ever since I saw Hugh Dennis do it on an older clip of the show. The people at work are starting to ask me what it's all about. The fact is, I live in Texas and it ain't easy. If I tried to explain the whole matter to them, they just wouldn't be able to understand. Please, could someone help?
You could initiate them into The Order, and show them the All-Knowing Truthteller’s Grimoire.
youtube red in nz no adds thank you for the upload
I love to hear James say Toblerone...lol
17:00 well that aged well and changed the joke.
the lads are hilarious 🤣
Everyone talks about how this show isn't funny anymore. What makes me more concerned is how the audience now clap after nearly every joke. It deeply concerns me 😂😂
clearly they're wrong
It's like the Netflix stand up specials, audience is obviously paid
@@ozm8642 except it's on regular tv and the audience paid for tickets
@@LordAaronus yah I know. Still not as bad as a laugh track haha
Austin McFarlane it’s all canned laughter
46:48 had me in bits :,)))))
Am I missing the joke behind Ed Byrne's "The coffee shops of Amsterdam..." one? I've watched this lots of times and still don't quite understand it.
For reference: 39:40
Nobody goes to a coffee shop in Amsterdam just for the coffee. They go to get high.
@@mindlessgonzo Ahhhhh gotcha. Thank you!
What is the timmy joke @43:15 ?
It's more of "To Me" as one of the Chuckle Brothers died August of this year. They've known for that silly "To me. To you."
thx..
Skip to 43:12 for the best joke.
i honestly don’t get that joke help me out here 🤠🤠
OH NO. OH FUCK. OH NO.
@@beomgguks970 There was a kids TV show, "The Chuckle Brothers," where one of the catchphrases was "To me, to you" -- and not long before this was filmed, one of the Chuckle Brothers died. So the joke was kind of tasteless.
"...ferret in the arse...'...looked like a dubbing edit.
?
Looked fine to me.
Do they do that? ADR in post-production?
Timestamp?
It was the joke she said in the episode, I think the clip was sped up somehow though
Dude you are my hero
sergeant too-ugly-for-hollyoaks got me good
@43:12 what is with Timmy?
He said "To me..."
It was filmed not long after one of the Chuckle Brothers died (One of their catchphrases being "To me, to you", which they would both say one each, if you didn't know)
can someone explain Ed's joke at 43:10 please. It got such a reaction from the audience and other comedians.
It was taped after the death of one of the Chuckle Brothers, one of their famous tidbits is "To me?" "To you."
@@mindlessgonzo ahhhh, so a "too soon" type joke, that explains the reactions
It was done twice oneof the female comediens did it too
1:02:16, does anyone know what the name of this comedian is; HILARIOUS.
Larry Dean
James Acaster saves this show tbh
And hugh Dennis and dara, should just be then 3 on this show and no one else haha
a classic's a classic!
Whos the girl in the blue floral outfit at 54 ish minutes
34:50 who is that?
Jesus, Milton's OFSTED one 1:09:30 is piss funny.
Who’s the black man in the first scenes? He’s great.
Darren Harriott. I didn't know him, either, so I checked the list of eps on Wikicrapia, which lists the cast for each ep:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mock_the_Week_episodes
You're joking, right? He's terrible.
Live denis hes amazing i can't find him him anywhere hes a science really 👍
@46:56 ... I'm crying laughing. If you're not. Keep watching it.
Best bit is at 43:12, to me! Lol
I don't understand the presence of the mic stand when they're all speaking into their lavaliere mics.
3x/4y is a tad meaningless.
I get that that was a bit but x and y could literally be any pair of numbers so long as it's on the line y = 8x-12
@1:10:54 the comedian in the black shirt appears to be reading something on his hand. @1:11:24 you can actually see he has something written on his left hand
After 7:37 I walk up and say I'm happy to say that England won
why do we use gas in our heating when electric radiators exist and heating also
oe is it a goodbye button
didnt get the timmy joke at 43:14
ekalbelddirp it’s “to me”. The chuckle brothers, one of the died and they was both known for saying “to me, to you”
Supreme oof
16:31 Who is this please ?
Ellie Taylor
Thank you Adam
"tarzipan" brill.