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I think you can do that on your phone. Open you calendar app and create an event for today that says “Remember, the future is meaningless, but pasta is now.” Then make it repeat every year.
i love how you tell little stories with random posts. people interacting (if you would call that interacting) with their audiances warms my heart. love this shit. it feeds my cringey and shitty sense of humor 👍
3:35 I have questions. The longer I look at this, the more questions I have. Why is Somalia divided? How did Kazakhstan get llamas? *HOW THE HECK DOES **_NORTH KOREA_** HAVE LLAMAS?!!!*
Somalia is divided on the map because of the self declared Republic of Somaliland, which is internationally unrecognized but has a firmer grip on its territory than the Somali govt. Honestly, I'm impressed they managed to get data for Somalia proper given all the chaos. As for the other two, imports probably.
Acres are typically only used when selling real estate, and the average lot size (according to a google search I just did) is only about 1/3 of an acre. So, measuring the amount of pizza served each year in acres highlights just how ridiculous of an amount it is. Also, since 100 acres is only about 1/6 of a square mile and 2/5 of a square kilometer, those would be much less impressive and not show the absurdity as effectively.
10:57 Remember that on episode where Doug Dimmadome brain washed people using weird milk to move into a Stepford Wife’s kind of town? Sometimes I think of random cartoon episodes and notice that they are way weirder than I remember.
That map of European electricity use is not useless because of time-frame. It is useless because of scale. If, instead of kiloWatt Hours, it was merely measuring Watt Hours, it would be much more useful. Electricity was used in that time period for the plating of metal, usually gold unto other metals, but said process used maybe a dozen watt-hours in a year.
4:43 I recognise this image. It’s from a short book called ‘All my friends are still dead’, and it’s the sequel to another book called ‘All my friends are dead’. I’d highly suggest to anyone with broken senses of humour that you read both.
Fun fact but at 12:36, that picture of soap isnt actually soap but a very realistic drawing of it, this artist has done several of these kinds of strangely realistic drawings
Commenting late (you know how it goes) but if it's any consolation, my household thinks your memes are top tier. It's pretty special watching you come out of your shell a bit more though :)
I find it very human of Vaazkl when he corrects or interrupts himself when reading these. Some have hard spelling and others are too outrageous. Good job my friend! By the way, I wonder if you could do archaeological or historical memes?
they both are good ideas i have written down, haha im glad you enjoy them. Honestly i think some of these memes have temporally effected my reading out loud capabilities LOL because sometimes its seems like 20% of the memes are written grammatically incorrect 😂😂
1:40 I can find many reasons. Lids come off when they are opened, and usually are circular and spin off of a container. Doors stay attached on the hinges and swing instead of spinning. They are usually some sort of rectangle or similar shape. Now using my amazing magical foresight I will predict the exact words of the first reply to this comment: 🤓
When I first came across your videos I thought “wow if you’re gonna just read memes on the internet you could at least read them properly and finish them.” But then I figured it would be stupid of me to say that cause I could just not watch your videos. Anyway, for some reason I kept watching your videos and realised I keep watching them for your personality, the little bits you add with your thoughts or opinions and your refusal to read certain things cause it’s too long or whatever. Then with the small shit you add like at the end of this video I am so glad I didn’t post my original thoughts. Everyone is doing their best with what they can and these videos have become my favourite to watch. Never stop doing you, even if not everyone is happy with it! And to people who thought like I did: it’s always a choice, choose to be kind and compassionate, not only for other people but for yourself too.
I purposely bought a bunch of those cookies this past Christmas so each of my children can have their own sewing kit. Too bad knitting needles won't fit.
0:59 when I used the label trans man I could drink it but I prefer voidpunk now and now it weaves thru spacetime when I get within 3 metres of Dr pepper
3:31 Damn, I was born and raised in Brazil and I've never seen a llama there, I'm going to send a message to my family asking if anyone has seen a llama in Brazil (My father traveled a lot for work, so I traveled all over South America more than once)
The only thing im confused about is why he always censors out swear words and then says them anyway or says a different swear word that isn't so bad in its place.
VaazkL is great at doing voices. He’s comparable to the most beloved voice actress of mine, and so many others who were children in the early 2000s and the 2010s: Tara Strong. She voiced Bubbles, Batgirl, Timmy Turner, and Twilight Sparkle to name a few. 2:45 is a prime example.
Yeah...I miss the days when I didn't know how celebrities felt about certain things...or that often they just pretend to feel a certain way about things...it was a simpler time.
Thank you for being there for us! Your voice and attitude towards these little things makes the day better. For your happiness and ours remember: fluffy cows and scarfed snakes exist so smile!
3:35 I don't know a lots about lama but i grew with diferent species of goats arround me and i can say as fact that some are verry agressive espacially the males, as for lama they look to be less agressive than the goats so i believe in a fight between the population of goat and lama round the world your mom will win, your mom will win because she is the GOAT ..
9:17 as a man who does not drive and is forced to deal with American drivers bullshit...yes, this is 100% what I am thinking every time I have to cross infront of someone who doesn't want to stop.
Almost makes me wish I could prove somehow that I once had a neighbor (in her 50s, mind you) who genuinely didn't know apples grow on trees. She wasn't the brightest...
Subscribe for more! DROP SOME IDEASSSSS
No I’m already subscribed to vaazkl why would i sub to vaazkl?
@@GOUGE-pookie dont do this to me
Can you try Super Bowl memes after the Super Bowl?
Gravity falls memes
@VaazkLShorts I know your voice so well that when I read ur reply its in ur voice help
jesus christ that echoing 'potassium, potassium' scared the banana out of me
😂😂
“So you are a worm?”
I was trying to make myself cereal and almost spilled it
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That meant to have "P O T A S S I U M" italicized in it
Vazzkl then : Depressed voice
Vazzkl now : Talks more often, Sometimes wheezes at memes and e m o t i o n
Look how beautiful my boys is he finally have un depression
"Smell that?"
Vaazkl then : happy
Vaazkl after then: sad and depressed
Vaazkl now: happy
VaaskL may not be pregnant but he never fails to lock us in his basement and force us to watch his videos 24/7.
What
You heard him @@justinzarbo
Dont believe this man
What
what the actual fuck.
12:30 the soap is a drawing if you didnt know 😁
wow that is honestly impressive
@@VaazkLShortswait i didnt know you actually responded to these HIIIII
So glad I know that people with anxiety don’t like drowning
'The future is meaningless but the pasta is now' is going to be my senior quote. Just remind me in a year i guess.
I think you can do that on your phone. Open you calendar app and create an event for today that says “Remember, the future is meaningless, but pasta is now.” Then make it repeat every year.
here's your reminder! just dont check this notification until a year from now
@@kleioslibrary5451Unironically that would scare the sh*t out of me if I had forgotten LMAOFNAB
No worries buddy I got you covered
I'll be here in a year
i love how you tell little stories with random posts. people interacting (if you would call that interacting) with their audiances warms my heart. love this shit. it feeds my cringey and shitty sense of humor 👍
At 1:46 almost all watermelons (before undergoing modifications and cross-breeding to look like the watermelons we eat today) looked similar to that
Fun fact: if you put bread on top of another bread its still bread.
But the bread is taller
But better bread
but what would happen if a third bread would be put on top on the other breads?
@@rickvanderhoeven7740bread sandwich
I built an entire house using glued loafs as a brick structure, is this considered still bread? Or maybe a glue sandwich.
Llamas have projectile attacks, so I think they would win
3:35 I have questions.
The longer I look at this, the more questions I have.
Why is Somalia divided?
How did Kazakhstan get llamas?
*HOW THE HECK DOES **_NORTH KOREA_** HAVE LLAMAS?!!!*
Somalia is divided on the map because of the self declared Republic of Somaliland, which is internationally unrecognized but has a firmer grip on its territory than the Somali govt. Honestly, I'm impressed they managed to get data for Somalia proper given all the chaos. As for the other two, imports probably.
"Come in or we both starve" is quite a unique way to start off a video, tbh
The true meaning of the chicken being that the world requires a placeholder for meaning even whem there is none os fucking great.
Acres are typically only used when selling real estate, and the average lot size (according to a google search I just did) is only about 1/3 of an acre. So, measuring the amount of pizza served each year in acres highlights just how ridiculous of an amount it is.
Also, since 100 acres is only about 1/6 of a square mile and 2/5 of a square kilometer, those would be much less impressive and not show the absurdity as effectively.
There's never enough pizza in the world to feed everybody :(
Things I Know About Vaazkl:
1. Favourite Fruit Is Raspberry
they are sooo good, whats your favourite fruit?
2. His great grandma’s name is Quora
@@VaazkLShorts raspberry :)
3:16 i genuinely jumped
Same I was looking for this
Love tumblr memes! Some classic ones in here.
I love how he sometimes will talk to himself like
17:44
17:46
As a Llama VS Goat combat expert, I can confirm the goats would win.
7:05 Bro did not pronounce Diogenes 'Dee-oh-jeans' 💀
Sweet to watch a stranger become happy in real time
Imagine a world without memes
A memeless dysphoria
i think you mean dyslexia
I hate moments like these where you don't know if someone is joking, so you have to risk getting r/wooooshed or getting you point out
daphnia*
@@CrepeFilmsfr, I’m gonna start saying shit anyways and then saying I’m autistic (cause I am) and see how they react
7:13 in a rich man’s house, there is no nuts to crush except for the spitter’s.
3:02 I know where that is, it's in Swindon. I've been on it, it's fucking terrifying
Keep up with the good stuff and one day soon you will be the Matt Rose with the attractive voice
Another great meme reviewer
That appreciation message at the end truly got me in the feels. 1.8 million and staying humble. You have earned one more subscriber.
For those who don’t get the joke at 05:53, oolong is a type of tea.
3:01 Ah yes the swindon magic roundabout here in the UK
4:05 Average London tube graffiti
5:40 Average Londoner’s reaction to being stabbed
But why?? Ya'll ambulances don't even break the bank
@@fruitymcfruitcake9674We’ve just kind of gained immunity to stab wounds. Also we probably would die during the waiting period.
0:35 youtube's idea of the perfect video platform
10:57 Remember that on episode where Doug Dimmadome brain washed people using weird milk to move into a Stepford Wife’s kind of town? Sometimes I think of random cartoon episodes and notice that they are way weirder than I remember.
4:58 tåget means train in swedish, and this means absolutely nothing
1:33 This is why you wear the damn wrist strap!!!
I swear tumblr is so weird i see a nice picture of stone cacti and its just casually by sixpenceee what 15:13
Boneless wings are chicken nuggets who were told they are super special by helicopter hens.
0:00 i cant be the only one who misread that :^
8:25 omg i used to draw E's with a ton of little legs too :o
3:11 Potassium, 19th element, symbol K
Imagine a Potassium character seeing this and feeling honoured
Like, Wow! Truly my moment here!
There
4:55 i mean, Loki in original mythology gave birth to GODS DAMN EIGHT LEGGED HORSE LFMAO
that last part made me want to subscribe twice
12:42 somebody drew a bar of soap
That is the most realistic bar of soap I have ever seen
14:45 i got this for my dad 5 years ago. it makes me happy no one forgot abt it
the pin is huge
Hey uhhh that lhama grafic was wrong we here in brasil have almost no lhamas and quite a lot of goats
12:45 I aspire to be like the first example with my hypothetical girlfriend if I ever manage to get one despite being ugly
7:01 alien voice is killing me 😂
That map of European electricity use is not useless because of time-frame. It is useless because of scale. If, instead of kiloWatt Hours, it was merely measuring Watt Hours, it would be much more useful. Electricity was used in that time period for the plating of metal, usually gold unto other metals, but said process used maybe a dozen watt-hours in a year.
The 3rd secret to life really has some truth too it👍
this collection was especially cursed. thank you :3
7:00 I STARTED DYING
VaazkL may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver
I love how the Kwite cursed comment memes have made it to VaazkL lol
4:43
I recognise this image. It’s from a short book called ‘All my friends are still dead’, and it’s the sequel to another book called ‘All my friends are dead’. I’d highly suggest to anyone with broken senses of humour that you read both.
6:16 we would play DnD in the libary to get away from our parents lokl!
13:46 there is beauty in the horror
Fun fact but at 12:36, that picture of soap isnt actually soap but a very realistic drawing of it, this artist has done several of these kinds of strangely realistic drawings
4:04
i think i may have found my fav graffiti ever (i love looking at graffiti and have seen a lot but 2 peices of chicken goes hard)
Commenting late (you know how it goes) but if it's any consolation, my household thinks your memes are top tier. It's pretty special watching you come out of your shell a bit more though :)
I find it very human of Vaazkl when he corrects or interrupts himself when reading these. Some have hard spelling and others are too outrageous. Good job my friend! By the way, I wonder if you could do archaeological or historical memes?
they both are good ideas i have written down, haha im glad you enjoy them. Honestly i think some of these memes have temporally effected my reading out loud capabilities LOL because sometimes its seems like 20% of the memes are written grammatically incorrect 😂😂
1:40 I can find many reasons. Lids come off when they are opened, and usually are circular and spin off of a container. Doors stay attached on the hinges and swing instead of spinning. They are usually some sort of rectangle or similar shape.
Now using my amazing magical foresight I will predict the exact words of the first reply to this comment: 🤓
10:18 by playing rain world you can learn about all 3 at once
7:43 wait that’s not the script
When I first came across your videos I thought “wow if you’re gonna just read memes on the internet you could at least read them properly and finish them.” But then I figured it would be stupid of me to say that cause I could just not watch your videos. Anyway, for some reason I kept watching your videos and realised I keep watching them for your personality, the little bits you add with your thoughts or opinions and your refusal to read certain things cause it’s too long or whatever. Then with the small shit you add like at the end of this video I am so glad I didn’t post my original thoughts. Everyone is doing their best with what they can and these videos have become my favourite to watch. Never stop doing you, even if not everyone is happy with it!
And to people who thought like I did: it’s always a choice, choose to be kind and compassionate, not only for other people but for yourself too.
7:47 I'm a banana. I always look down
13:25 Ah, yes, 50 years from now, in the year 50,1940.
My son actually asked me to use a cookie tin when I make him a sewing kit. He said its now a tradition since its a meme.
I purposely bought a bunch of those cookies this past Christmas so each of my children can have their own sewing kit. Too bad knitting needles won't fit.
@@katie7748 crochet hooks will!
12:37 it’s a drawing, for anyone that doesn’t get it
The pizza acres are where they’re grown
14:50 did anyone else thing the strawberry was being peeled at first
0:59 when I used the label trans man I could drink it but I prefer voidpunk now and now it weaves thru spacetime when I get within 3 metres of Dr pepper
VaazkL may not be pregnant but he always delivers
7:15 GD when March 2021 hits
9:25 my favorite is the brother
i wish there was lake michigone becausen then iwouldbegone
5:06 orteil is the guy who made cookie clicker
3:31 Damn, I was born and raised in Brazil and I've never seen a llama there, I'm going to send a message to my family asking if anyone has seen a llama in Brazil
(My father traveled a lot for work, so I traveled all over South America more than once)
But have you seen any goats
@@lynashmcmash4427 Yes, mainly in the northern and northeastern states
Why does this guys left leg beer stain look like eastern Europe 11:38
The only thing im confused about is why he always censors out swear words and then says them anyway or says a different swear word that isn't so bad in its place.
Some memes need swear words to make them funny I guess i don’t even know myself 😭
3:27 The bananas got him
7:56
Memes. The DNA of the soul.
Idea: The Best memes are cat and sword memes why not make cat with sword memes 🐱⚔🐱
6:00 some bendy and the ink machine mushroom
15:07 i read a 500+ page book in one sitting of 3 hours. the font size was (my estimate) 16. no images. only book.
VaazkL is great at doing voices. He’s comparable to the most beloved voice actress of mine, and so many others who were children in the early 2000s and the 2010s: Tara Strong. She voiced Bubbles, Batgirl, Timmy Turner, and Twilight Sparkle to name a few. 2:45 is a prime example.
Yeah...I miss the days when I didn't know how celebrities felt about certain things...or that often they just pretend to feel a certain way about things...it was a simpler time.
Thank you for being there for us! Your voice and attitude towards these little things makes the day better. For your happiness and ours remember: fluffy cows and scarfed snakes exist so smile!
3:09 i can't be the only one who see's a duck / goose in the cats mouth 😭 💀
3:35 I don't know a lots about lama but i grew with diferent species of goats arround me and i can say as fact that some are verry agressive espacially the males, as for lama they look to be less agressive than the goats so i believe in a fight between the population of goat and lama round the world your mom will win, your mom will win because she is the GOAT
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I see dog I come
Llamas are way better than goats. Also do Sonic T Hedgehog memes
0:17 THERE IS A HAND ON THE DOOR. THE WOMAN WEARING A BLACK SKIRT HAS A TENTACLE ARM.
A normal waffle house
Spanish people are people from the country of Spain, where incidentally the Spanish language came from.
1:25 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
9:17 as a man who does not drive and is forced to deal with American drivers bullshit...yes, this is 100% what I am thinking every time I have to cross infront of someone who doesn't want to stop.
13:56 ITS 5:29PM ON A WEDNESDAY (php time)
Honestly really like how you are talking outside of the meme more,
I can visibily taste the depression in his voice, getting lower.
awahh the end was nice :) thznks for always making me laugh
5:34
Who's gonna tell them?
could you do a compilation of thigns ppl don't think exist and then ppl showing them the thing existing
Almost makes me wish I could prove somehow that I once had a neighbor (in her 50s, mind you) who genuinely didn't know apples grow on trees. She wasn't the brightest...
Maybe she never went appl picking@@katie7748
4:25 well ... yes they are
I use My friend in replacement of mf.13:09
Vaazkl is the real GOAT