If I could believe anyone was secretly 110 and just looked 55, and made a museum-worthy wooden duck lure at the age of eight or so, it would be Nick Offerman...
He bought it from a woodworker/parks and recreation director named Ron Swanson. Ron didn't make it, but it had been in his family for ages. Frederick appreciated the craftsmanship so much, he offered to buy it off of him for $740. Ron turned him down at first, but they bonded over their hatred of Eurotrash and bicycles, and after Frederick offered to throw in a bottle of Lagavulin whiskey, Ron couldn't say no.
Weird. I had never thought of Holt having an ex-boyfriend. I just imagined he and Kevin would have been together since, like, always. It's hard to imagine Holt with anyone else.
What are u talking about? Both are practical adults, in no way would they settle with the first man they were in a relationship with, makes sense both have had several partners before meeting
He’s also in the Will and Grace reboot for an episode. I didn’t watch all the episodes but I was so I glad I caught that one. Him and Megan together on screen is always a delight.
the first statement about him not throwing it into "the garbage" is true. But the second statement is a LIE. Holt used a contraction, " Because IT'S not true". Coz he threw it off the bridge. So, Holt uses a technicality to get off this. Genius. 😎
Just wait until Holt returns to his gambling addiction. This show finishes the 5th season and then goes back to do some correction for season 3 and that's why it's ahead of it's time!
Jake: Sir, thank you again for letting us use your office. Holt: I'm fine. I'm getting a lot of work done here at Gina's desk. It's wonderful. She has all my favorite chewing gums. Jake: ok, well, I'm just getting some CD's to help relax Sharon. Holt: I don't know why your telling me. I'm not involved. You made that.....very clear. *chews gum slowly* Jake: ......all right. This makes me cry every time lol
Just because he said that all his break ups were mutual doesn't mean that it all ended with them on good terms. It seemed they were equally mad at eachother and both decided to end the relationship.
The fact that Holt was ready to talk about his old relationship with Gina is adorable
“Frederick the duck was ugly and gross and i threw it in the Garbage”
*Little does he know Holt threw it off a bridge* 😂
Blame it on the duck. It didn't know how to swim. Holt's innocent
Holt threw it off the bridge but what about the duck in the trash?
@@stevenlee3240 we need a detective here
Ha ha
holt knew ducks can swim
Making nick offerman the ex bf was the perfect choice
Nick? That's Ron Swanson!
@@lilithdvs13 did he told u that?
@@lilithdvs13 he's acting...
Until you remember Kyle Secor. None of you kids remember Homicide? Pembelton and Bayliss?
@beep boop misgendered for the fail.
You just know Frederick made that duck himself, it wasn't that Holt threw out the duck. It's that he insulted the work.
Holt says its "worth $740" and "Antique", so probably not. Even if it is Nick Offerman
If I could believe anyone was secretly 110 and just looked 55, and made a museum-worthy wooden duck lure at the age of eight or so, it would be Nick Offerman...
He bought it from a woodworker/parks and recreation director named Ron Swanson. Ron didn't make it, but it had been in his family for ages. Frederick appreciated the craftsmanship so much, he offered to buy it off of him for $740. Ron turned him down at first, but they bonded over their hatred of Eurotrash and bicycles, and after Frederick offered to throw in a bottle of Lagavulin whiskey, Ron couldn't say no.
The problem was it was too perfect. It looked machine-made
@@52nerfguy Nick sells small wedding ring boxes for $200 on his site lol, a $740 duck tracks
"I'd be happy to help"
"great we need your ex-boyfriend"
"I will not help you" XDD
He did use a contraction in his first starement haha
If you're gonna quote it, quote it correctly.
Weird. I had never thought of Holt having an ex-boyfriend. I just imagined he and Kevin would have been together since, like, always. It's hard to imagine Holt with anyone else.
And at the same time, I can't imagine anyone who wouldn't want to be with Nick Offerman
Didn't he also mention another ex during the episode where Rosa tried to break up with his nephew?
@@MizuramenNoodles And it lasted 8 years
What are u talking about? Both are practical adults, in no way would they settle with the first man they were in a relationship with, makes sense both have had several partners before meeting
In season one Holt says all his breakups were on a mutual agreement and we see him breaking up with a man he's been with for 8 years
The BEST part of this is Holt passionately agreeing with Jake that 740 is WAY too much to pay for a wooden duck 😅😂🦆
It’s the eyebrow raise when he says it for me
As someone who's just now binging Parks and Rec, seeing Nick Offerman here is surreal.
Yes
He also voice acts for Bob’s Burgers and I believe The Great North
He’s also in the Will and Grace reboot for an episode. I didn’t watch all the episodes but I was so I glad I caught that one. Him and Megan together on screen is always a delight.
Right?!
@@daddyemu7047: He was in the episode about the hippie weed farmers with his wife Megan Mullally. One of my favorites. 😂😊
the first statement about him not throwing it into "the garbage" is true.
But the second statement is a LIE. Holt used a contraction, " Because IT'S not true".
Coz he threw it off the bridge.
So, Holt uses a technicality to get off this. Genius. 😎
Nice solve, Aayush!
Just wait until Holt returns to his gambling addiction. This show finishes the 5th season and then goes back to do some correction for season 3 and that's why it's ahead of it's time!
@@Jennyfisch Just had to channel my inner Peralta
@@This_be_omar That one is good.
But his horse race betting sucks.
"Go Razmatazz Go Razmatazz Go Razmatazz...... I lost everything"
I was about to comment this but I had a feeling someone beat me to it
Idk why, but I love when Holt is nodding in agreement with Jake's outrage at the price of the duck 🤣
I love Nick Offerman’s voice
It’s manly yet soothing
now that I know Holt's tell when he lies, it's actually pretty fun to spot it when i rewatch the show
Bill before The Last of us Apocalypse
Lol
Should've offered him some bacon instead he would've come immediately
This comment needs every like in the world
he would have smelled it from 2 blocks away
@@ferdinand12390 you underestimate his power
@@ferdinand12390 Bacon isn't Tammy 2.
I dont get it
I love how holt leans in towards Gina ready for some tea time
Ron Swanson and Raymond holt are a match made in heaven
"Bit of a wooden duck situation"
"Title of your sextape!"
lol yesss
"Now I'm angry about the wrong thing" LOL - why is this show so underrated when the writing and acting are soooo good?!?!?
Underrated? Where?
Rest in peace, Andre ❤❤❤
Gina: Dish sir, diiish
Captain Holt: (Adjusts himself to dish) 😅
Holt and Ron are a perfect couple with their deadpan personality
I think i missed this episode because i wasn't expect Ron Swanson to be captain Holt's ex.
Like you probably know, Ron Swanson doesn't share much his personal life.
Jake: Sir, thank you again for letting us use your office.
Holt: I'm fine. I'm getting a lot of work done here at Gina's desk. It's wonderful. She has all my favorite chewing gums.
Jake: ok, well, I'm just getting some CD's to help relax Sharon.
Holt: I don't know why your telling me. I'm not involved. You made that.....very clear.
*chews gum slowly*
Jake: ......all right.
This makes me cry every time lol
When my friend asks for my help: 0:05
When it's monetary help: 0:10
Holt lied when he said that all his break up where mutual
That's what i thought but i from this it seems they both had the mutual feeling of wanting to break up
Just because he said that all his break ups were mutual doesn't mean that it all ended with them on good terms. It seemed they were equally mad at eachother and both decided to end the relationship.
@@ihh619 i like that
Mutual does not necessarily mean amicable
Can't believe he's gone...
I always thought it's Nick Offerman's voice.. the man who says "Fremulon" at the end of every episode..
I'm pretty sure it is him, yeah
@@matthewlacey4198 it is
1:25 - "That will never happen, because IT'S not true."
1:36 - "But IT'S a lie."
Double Contractions!
Such glorious beard
Ron Swanson's secret past: Meat and Holt 🤫😂
Who came here after The last of us episode 3
Perfect casting. Only a man like this could make Holt this petty.
Hi, would you mind just standing there with your GLORIOUS BEARD for one moment 😂
i like how he's basically ron swanson but he's also not at the same time
This is because the only character Nick Offerman plays is Nick Offerman.
I loove how the captain shakes his said at 0.09 sec ,when asked to talk to the ex boyfriend.
$740? Well that explains why 😂
He refused to check on a pregnant lady who was in critical condition, because his ex-boyfriend threw away his toy duck??? What kind of doctor is he?
The type who hates government and taxes
A quack
"Not a doctor, shh!"
Being fair, they never explained any of that. They just said they had a 'situation'.
A swanson type of doctor
Holt threw away Frederick’s duck and Kevin threw away Holt’s pie. Karma!
That last line could so easily have been a Swanson-ism
It's the local saxophone legend Mr Duke Silver!
Jake was incredible in this episode
NGL... If they made a sitcom about the two of them, I'd watch.
RIP Captian Holt
Just stand there with your glorious beard ... 😂
Considering Nick Offermans character in the last of us, it could mean Brooklyn 99 is in the same universe as The Last of Us
Headcanon accepted
And now The Conners.
rip Cpt. Holt.
He was born ready… he’s Ron f***ing Swanson! 😎
well it does depict the relationship rather very accurately
Getting this on my recommended after Andre’s passing🙏🏼💔
Nick Offerman's beard is what inspires me to keep one.. Even though mine is scruffy, short and nowhere near that glorious one. 🥺🙁
"And with it... Our relationship." 😂😂😂
we need season 9!
Had to watch this twice.... he is playing the same person... and I think it is great.
Ron and Holt two of the best characters ever made.
I mean, we all want Nick Offerman as our ex, right?
Unless you're a Tammy.
Or just a friend with benefits!
RIP❤
So he and Holt were an item before he met Frank in The Last Of Us...
this has got me in tears
Yep. That went about as well as I expected when u see ur ex.
The duck is a reference to the office.
I love Andre and Nick.
"Now I'm angry about the wrong thing. "😂
I’m pretty sure Doctor’s aren’t allowed to refuse people in medical need.
This is how a relationship between Ron Swanson and Raymond Holt would work
Ron! Love his voice.
The moment when your slacker of a son makes more sense then you are. Gosh darn it, Holt.
*between Fredrick and I
object of a preposition
Holt would never make that mistake.
I guess that means we'll never the office / parks and rec / brooklyn 99 crossover
Fun fact, Fredrick is actually the name of Nick Offerman’s dad - he goes by Rick Offerman.
Never imagined his ex was Ron 😂
Yes, he's the "Fremulon" guy
Wait, what!!
« I will not help you » 😂😂😂😂😂
Perfect casting choice 😂
I bet Holts third name is Tammy🤣
They should have reminded him about the Hippocratic oath
He might hate Holt more than Tammy
0:46 is that Ron swanson from Park and recreation ?
I was just looking at a parks and rec meme
Didn’t Captain say all his breakups were amicable? Guess he lied to save…. Somebody’s life
He said they were all mutual, not amicable. Doesn't mean they all ended on good terms.
He’s not a doctor 🤫
I will not help you 🤣
Real talk. Fay guys who are hyper masculine in every other regard are actually refreshing
“Fremulon”
Considering the duck was made of wood, pretty sure it was hand-made by Fredrick 😅
two worlds colliding
Jake being mad on a price for something says his financial should be better but we all know he wants to see the 740 $ duck now
"But it's a lie"...contractions!
“Frederick and me…”?
Ron Swanson the man the legend
It's a lie because he threw it into the river, not the trash.
Ron is that you? 0:59
He said that's your family Ron your son your brother isn't a drug addict
I never knew these people or that girl from the get-go and they just started stealing
that's Swanson alright
This was practice for The Last of Us lol
He looks like dwight schrute
i love to see the ron swanson fanboy simps melt after this one .
Great North anyone?
Ron dated Holt ? Never saw that in Park and Recs
Why don't I remember this?