Film Theory: How To SAVE Jurassic Park (Jurassic World)

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  • @wasthatthebiteof8796
    @wasthatthebiteof8796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3418

    MatPat: Fixes JP's problems and stops the movies
    Steven Spielberg: That wasn't very cash money of you

    • @mindybayes5652
      @mindybayes5652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Underated comment

    • @chillsis1650
      @chillsis1650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Mindy Bayes extremely underrated comment

    • @lunasummer9375
      @lunasummer9375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      In the box office, no, it wasnt. But the park itself was extremely profitable!

    • @joshmay2884
      @joshmay2884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      literally

    • @Ginkytorres
      @Ginkytorres 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don’t you mean CP

  • @billcipher8976
    @billcipher8976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1117

    I just want to say that, the mosasaurs was actually in a shallow water tank. In Jurassic World, when you look at the tank closely when all the people get lowered down on the stands, you can actually see the bottom of the tank. Considering that they were only lowed a about 30-40 metres, the tank would only be about 60 metres deep. After seeing the length of the mosasaurs that Ingen engineered, the tank would be quite shallow compared to it.

    • @fuzzybuzzybee4654
      @fuzzybuzzybee4654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      U can also see how its that in jwe2 (Jurassic world evolution 2) which the lagoon is canon in that game

    • @marfa.h3526
      @marfa.h3526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      wasnt it a lake or something anyways?? I cant remember right if it was connected to the sea also

    • @CrissyBoi_Z
      @CrissyBoi_Z ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@marfa.h3526 in the first movie and second no but in the third and jw yes it was connected to sea thats how it escaped in jw on the volcanic eruption

    • @zycloack8124
      @zycloack8124 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@CrissyBoi_Zthe accuracy 😂.
      The lagoon literally changed

    • @CrissyBoi_Z
      @CrissyBoi_Z 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@zycloack8124 oh I'm sorry I'm not really such a big fan of jw

  • @AnoNYmous-bz2ef
    @AnoNYmous-bz2ef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4819

    Imagine if the og Jurassic trilogy was actually called Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretacious Park.

    • @onyourleft9273
      @onyourleft9273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Trust me it would have been Much less popular

    • @baryzilla5875
      @baryzilla5875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      Actually Mesozoic combines all three of them so it really should be called Mesozoic Park

    • @joshvonbosch
      @joshvonbosch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@baryzilla5875 did this franchise ever really care about accuracy? XD

    • @baryzilla5875
      @baryzilla5875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@joshvonbosch no take Fallen Kingdom for example

    • @joshvonbosch
      @joshvonbosch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@baryzilla5875 in which case is fallen kingdom more accured then the old movies?

  • @Travissquid18
    @Travissquid18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    I remember Dr. Wu saying he used tree frog DNA to make the indominus live in a tropical climate so he could have done the same for the raptors to make them more comfortable

    • @thepikamence1250
      @thepikamence1250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      True, but then again the Indominus was essentially a prototype bioweapon he was commissioned to make. Having been taught by his time at Jurassic Park and his own prior experimentation with hybrids, Wu more than likely knew what the DNA he planned to include in it did to the animal's physiology, which in the case of tree frog genes would be to allow it to camouflage itself from thermal scans. That doesn't sound like a useful trait for cataloguing zoo animals with the infrared security systems in the paddocks, even though it's *ideal* for a weaponized chimera like the Indominus.
      If Jurassic World's geneticists really wanted to have the animals acclimate to a tropical climate, why not turn to heat-tolerant bacteria to fill the gaps that way?

    • @Delete240
      @Delete240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@thepikamence1250 the Indominus was never intended to be a weapon though, it was intended as a theme park attraction to keep their guests interested. Although it was a prototype hybrid, the first true hybrid they had made. The real weapon was the Indoraptor, as they said they wanted something smaller than the Indominus which could follow orders, hence why Hoskins was so interested in Owen’s research into the Velociraptors’ behavioural training.

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Delete240 but it was a prototype! prototypes really look like the finished product, they are made to see if the concept works or not. they usually are bigger and uglier then the finished product and can have flaws or problems that the finished product doesn't. the i-rex was a test run, a prototype designed to see if they could splice velociraptor dna with other dinosaurs and get a living creature. they were also testing, with owen and the raptor squad, to see if velociraptors were trainable! it was all a set up hidden under the guise of providing attractions to a theme park!

    • @SpiderWithoutaMan
      @SpiderWithoutaMan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abiean222 the prototype made by doctor wu was the scorpios Rex, canonically it is his first hybrid therefore indominus was a finished product

    • @trishwilson2325
      @trishwilson2325 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If he used tree frog, the raptor would be able to change his heat signature/thermal

  • @playstation.e7703
    @playstation.e7703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1839

    Well actually in Jurassic World Doctor Wu says “Nothing in Jurassic World is natural! If the dinosaurs' DNA were pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn’t ask for pure, you asked for more teeth!” So the dinosaurs would have looked more accurate if the scientists didn’t use DNA from other animals to fill in the DNA sequence gaps.

    • @progoof9148
      @progoof9148 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I THINK YOU AND I ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO EVER THOUGHT OF THIS!!!

    • @Sinappisoppa482
      @Sinappisoppa482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yea the used things like crocodiles and frogs instead of just the dinosaur dna so they arent cute fluffy birds

    • @karakendall9454
      @karakendall9454 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No pro goof I thought this too it’s dumb how people say the dinosaurs are scientifically unaccurate they have to be, it is impossible for 100% of genetic makeup of the dinosaurs in amber or in fossils to be extracted so gaps were filled with dna from other reptiles

    • @ctopsfan5456
      @ctopsfan5456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What a asa

    • @gfuelxfbrick7264
      @gfuelxfbrick7264 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But it says in Jurassic park that super computers found the missing dna and filled the gaps

  • @salemnightlark8161
    @salemnightlark8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I love how in the book the name Jurassic Park is a clear indicator of how little thought the park creators gave to aspects of their park then the movie played it straight without noticing the irony

    • @hayden.A0
      @hayden.A0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Oh so the book actually addressed that, huh?

    • @Tarquinthetyrant
      @Tarquinthetyrant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@hayden.A0 yeah no the book is a completely different thing

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hayden.A0 have you read the book yet? its really great!

    • @The_Darke_Lorde
      @The_Darke_Lorde ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@abiean222 Unfortunately, the book version would get an R rating immediately.

    • @Jetstreamsamsbiggestglazer
      @Jetstreamsamsbiggestglazer ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@The_Darke_Lordegood I want to see Hammond to get eaten alive

  • @sonicscrewdrivr5964
    @sonicscrewdrivr5964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I saw this movie after working at Disney for 10 years. I couldn't get over the amount of theme park negligence that takes place. The movie ends with the Mosasaurus jumping out over the railing... where people would be standing every single day. Park rides not only starting before the guest is buckled in but even before he sits down. The door practically takes his leg off. And one college program employee to manage that entire ride? This park wouldn't have lasted a day or has been paying out tons of money in lawsuits... could be why it was going broke now that I think about it.

    • @XaiEia
      @XaiEia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I always love comments like this.
      They give insight on parts of the movie that majority would've glossed over.
      And actually would explain some things in the movie very well
      The Real Question is
      why tf didn't they fix that

    • @RisingBeast00
      @RisingBeast00 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This movie isn't that good.
      Its dumb but don't get me wrong it's fun.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thank you for your service you might not be military but Jesus Christ I can imagine the pain it can be to work at a Disney park all the annoying tourists

    • @sonicscrewdrivr5964
      @sonicscrewdrivr5964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      True, some people are... well... not the best. Some are angry before they step off the plane. Others stay happy even though everything goes wrong. People make their trip to Disney what they want it to be. Honestly the majority of my interactions with guest were very positive. I can easily say that meeting new people on a daily basis, talking about their memories of Disney and just life in general, is something I miss. I most likely will never have another work experience remotely like it.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SonicScrewdrivr I know but dam when my family went to Disney world with are cousins they were assholes they would complain about being in the line for two minutes longer then what the sign said

  • @enginesummer99
    @enginesummer99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    They could also resolve a lot of this if they made miniature versions of the creatures. They're already messing around with their genetics, and a dog-sized T-rex may not be as big of a spectacle (literally), but people would still want to see it.

    • @denisucuuu
      @denisucuuu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They can accelerate growth rates with cuttlefish DNA so I'm sure they can make dwarf adult dinos

    • @abiean222
      @abiean222 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@denisucuuu maybe thats what the "baby" dinosaur petting zoo really is, just dwarf adult dinos lol.

    • @head-clanka69
      @head-clanka69 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      That’d be smart but they wanted as much profit as possible

  • @owenhoffman7858
    @owenhoffman7858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7306

    Why is it #PrattPat? Why not #MatPratt? It seems so much better...

    • @sasha-vs4pu
      @sasha-vs4pu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Owen Hoffman let's do both.

    • @desc.doc.1367
      @desc.doc.1367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      No PrattPat sounds waaaaayyy better because usually people switch out the Mat part of matpat when making nicknames like fatpat or pervpat, so PrattPat sounds a lot more natural not to mention the bonus points for Alliteration

    • @bigskippa
      @bigskippa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah lol

    • @sffc95
      @sffc95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Because men come first ;D

    • @travismachado4406
      @travismachado4406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      matt prat

  • @just_a_mollusk
    @just_a_mollusk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    7:42
    Ok, I was rewatching this scene and you notice that the Mosasaurus actually ISN'T in deep water, you can see the seafloor close below it. I still think the theory is 100% plausible, but that bit of evidence is wrong, however, you can argue that the Mosasaurus's tank is too small. Not too deep.

  • @tntyeeter3947
    @tntyeeter3947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    Park protec
    Dino attac
    But most importantly,
    Matt loves Pratt

    • @sus_amongus7097
      @sus_amongus7097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol 🤣😂

    • @Lucid_Kitty
      @Lucid_Kitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is amazing and you know what ! You da snack!

    • @witchincrow
      @witchincrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      #Matpratt

    • @uwucatzz3225
      @uwucatzz3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isn't the third one also meant to end in a "c"? Is this a joke? Am I missing something?

    • @IloveCanada-ql5vt
      @IloveCanada-ql5vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Most importantly humans be the snacc

  • @jason64nely80
    @jason64nely80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    watching this in 2022 and not going to lie hearing the old intro brought tears to my eyes, my head was instantly filled with hilarious and fun memory's I know matt wont see this but if he does thank you, your channel got me through school and home life I am eternally grateful for what you do

  • @RyuuseiBoy
    @RyuuseiBoy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    8:47 He nailed this one, at the end of Fallen Kingdom you can see Blue getting close to a suburb in the middle of the desert.

  • @thesoulserpent4893
    @thesoulserpent4893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2718

    MatPat: It should be called cretaceous park
    2 years later : Camp Cretaceous

    • @d.s8679
      @d.s8679 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      YEAHHH

    • @lorell4467
      @lorell4467 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ikr!!

    • @omardelgado1835
      @omardelgado1835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Mat: a fan boy of Chris prat
      Blue: a fan girl of Jeff Goldblum

    • @hydrogamingytgd398
      @hydrogamingytgd398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's the director's and producer's choice to make the title of the movie

    • @the8thdeadlysin410
      @the8thdeadlysin410 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

  • @Reishadowen
    @Reishadowen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Of course it would help if the people running the park weren't hired from the same talent pool as Vault-Tec and Umbrella corporation.
    "Ok, we have dinosaurs, so-"
    "BIO-WEAPONS DIVISION!"
    "...of f*cking course..."

    • @mcdonaldtrump228
      @mcdonaldtrump228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A few moments later*
      There's been a breach at the containment facility sir !!!!!

    • @angelicflxkes
      @angelicflxkes 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      #PratPat

    • @nopity3057
      @nopity3057 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry for hacking your containment facility here is a professionally compiled list of the vulnerabilities:
      1) Keeping organic weapons (e.g. dinosaurs) on the same land as the storage for the biological weapons.
      2) Being human.
      3) Thinking you corrected what the previous person did incorrectly.
      4) Not doing your own research.
      5) Even attempting it.
      I apologise for any inconveniences this compiled list may have caused you, and strongly advise you against reattempting something that has been proven as a fail 4 times successively.

  • @Jacen32272
    @Jacen32272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    An important detail about the "Raptors" in this series: Michael Crichton wrote the original book at a time when there was an ongoing debate as to if Velociraptor and Deinonychus were in fact the same genus. The Raptors in the movie are explicitly Deinonychus, which are found in similar locations as T.Rex. As such, they should have fit in that environment as well as many of the other dinosaurs did.

  • @KoiKat_
    @KoiKat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5801

    MatPat's love for Chris Pratt rivals Jacksepticeye's love for Ryan Reynolds

    • @tyranosaurusbex2950
      @tyranosaurusbex2950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Most underrated comment I have ever seen ever 10/10 im dying pls help 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @paulacollins2971
      @paulacollins2971 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Aw none tried to say you spelled Chris Pratt wrong, was hoping to r/whoosh someone

    • @KoiKat_
      @KoiKat_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@paulacollins2971 Oh feck

    • @brickpillow5846
      @brickpillow5846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not even close

    • @ShitskaterNoah
      @ShitskaterNoah 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did u edit?

  • @paleodust
    @paleodust 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    The "Raptors" of Jurassic Park, though referred to as 'Velociraptors', were actually meant to be Deinonychus, which lived in the same geographical areas as Tyrannosaurus-only earlier.

    • @Griftyfox
      @Griftyfox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah but you AT LEAST know the real name of the animals in your zoo! that's like a keeper saying, "here, we have uhhhhh... long necked spotty horse.." and it's a giraffe. -__-
      So it's still Jurassic Park's fault for being misleading. XD

    • @auggieeasteregg2150
      @auggieeasteregg2150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought Dionicus had a prominent crest. I was told these were more similar to Utah Raptors

    • @darkman4204
      @darkman4204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Griftyfox blame Michael Crichton for that because he thought velociraptor sounded better. At least when he was writing his novel before the movie came out

    • @kkzblueeyes0551
      @kkzblueeyes0551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@auggieeasteregg2150 yeah, "we made the dinosaur, then it was found". It was mostly based on the velociraptor, but the size was more like the dionicus.

    • @IXIShogunR1
      @IXIShogunR1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      the movie raptors are also more visually based on the Utahraptor. i can't remember where i read about it, but i do remember that, although the first one was found in the 70's. it was 91-93 when the naming and bigger finds where, putting in during the filming of the movie. so yeah the raptors are based off Deinonychus in the book, the movie made them the closer to the size of the Utahraptor. and if i remember right, the findings in the 90's kind of paved the way for them to have the raptors be that big in the movie. but this is all rather fuzzy memory of stuff i read so many years ago as i was a huge JP fan

  • @Jawbonez_22
    @Jawbonez_22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    Hey MattPat! Just a thought, since the velociraptors are so wildly mis represented and appear more as Utahraptors, it’s possible that they just straight up are Utahraptors which would mean the environment was fine for them

    • @alexcat6
      @alexcat6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      i think it would be deinonichus, as they are smaller than the utahraptor and utahraptors are HUGE

    • @jayyyccTM
      @jayyyccTM 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      actually utah is very rocky and sandy so I think they do need a redo

    • @TheHazza
      @TheHazza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      The raptors in the JP sexology are based off of Deinonychus antirrhopus. Back in 1989, when JP was being written, there was a debate among palaeontologists about whether or not D. antirrhopus was actually a Velociraptor or not. Michael Crichton likely used this debate as a way to be technically correct about his dinosaurs in the novel. Why? Probably because 'Velociraptor' sounds cooler than 'Deinonychus' to most people.

    • @divinaa8442
      @divinaa8442 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Atomic Yea I live in utah and it does look like that, NOW, millions of years ago it looked completely different like matpat said in the video so more jungle and such :)

    • @MB32904
      @MB32904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheHazza deinonychus sounds as cool as velociraptor

  • @Uraverageaussie649
    @Uraverageaussie649 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Owen doesn’t control the raptors with a clicker, it’s a relationship based on mutual respect

  • @galladegamer3579
    @galladegamer3579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    Then: it should be cretaceous world!
    Now: *Jurassic world: camp cretaceous*
    "Life...uh...finds a way"

  • @ForestSen
    @ForestSen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Another interesting fact I heard recently was that all animals on earth that have had contact with humans have over time been conditioned to fear humans. It is why most animals would avoid humans rather then attack them. So if your taking dinosaurs that don't have this conditioned evolution built into their DNA then yeah....you'll get Dino attacks. So one way to make a Dino park work is to start with smaller predators and herbivores Dinosaurs and condition them over a long period of time to adapt to the humans. This unfortunately wont work for the larger predators but you could go as large at velociraptor as shown in the movie. Heck I think they were going pretty good with the T-Rex too. But as soon as they started genetically alternating the DNA they screwed up. Making a Frankenstein monster that has such competing DNA that would mess with it's cognitive functions was just asking for a mass dinosaur attack.
    Which leads theory to why the other dinosaurs listen to it. One it was a more predator predator then them with it exuding alpha tendencies so they followed it's command but also because they probably knew this dinosaur was coo-coo and would rather follow it's command instead of being killed themselves. I go with the second one considering that the velociraptors turn on said "alpha" to help the human that raised them and the T-Rex despite being less dangerous then its challenger and older too then this young buck doesn't bulk to its demands of obedience. The T-Rex instead challenges the buck for control as Alpha as is the natural order of the Dinosaur world considering this dinosaur shouldn't exist in the first place.
    But that's just a theory. I do like your take on this movie and agree to all your points.

    • @anglim5579
      @anglim5579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I just came across this comment and am sad it didn't get more recognition in 4 whole months. That's an incredibly good point, and even though they're just movies and won't ever dive into these intimate details, this could and should be the cannon explanation for dinosaur attacks in the movies. (on top of having crappy park management)

    • @ForestSen
      @ForestSen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anglim5579 Just came back to check on this comment and saw your response. Thank you so much!

    • @cringeperson6333
      @cringeperson6333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      velociraptor was actually the size of a chicken and the ones displayed in the movie are acually austio raptors or even Utah raoptos

    • @micahclancy9855
      @micahclancy9855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s sick do you have sources and links?

    • @cringeperson6333
      @cringeperson6333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@micahclancy9855 just serch velociraptor real life size and a bunch of charts will show up

  • @JosephBallin320
    @JosephBallin320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    I'm surprised you didn't nerd out about the fact that Velociraptors were actually feathered and kinda small

    • @BlacklightCakeProductions
      @BlacklightCakeProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Actually a velociraptor was the size of a turkey

    • @sc1178
      @sc1178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      If they wanted to have an enormous raptor they may have used a Utahraptor

    • @sc1178
      @sc1178 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Para_The_Unforgiving Utah raptor

    • @Sonnetiger
      @Sonnetiger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The bigger Raptors are called Deinonychus

    • @jasminedhaliwal7321
      @jasminedhaliwal7321 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But you did

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:58 Honestly in passengers had he just sat through his engineer seminar he would’ve been made aware of the engineer access keycard which would’ve given him bridge access, while also informing him of the replacements parts in storage, enough to build to additional ships. Had he followed this route, he would’ve fixed the damage to the ship, thus avoiding the captain’s unfortunate demise, before learning about the ability to convert the medical pod into a stasis pod and setting himself back in stasis, thus allowing him to awaken at the correct time.

  • @halfcafian
    @halfcafian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    MatPat: "But Hey, who's counting?"
    Dead Meat: Am I a joke to you?

  • @brickmastere5535
    @brickmastere5535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Actually it should be #MattPratt because mat's name is MatPat so that works a little better I think.

    • @NIVILI
      @NIVILI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      nah

    • @gamepredator1608
      @gamepredator1608 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      chris patt

    • @owenhoffman7858
      @owenhoffman7858 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, their last names rhyme, so that's more fun to say

    • @hamsnub
      @hamsnub 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah #prattpat

  • @couldntthinkofayoutubename6498
    @couldntthinkofayoutubename6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    He protec
    But he also attac
    But most importantly
    He eat human as healthy snacc

  • @MB32904
    @MB32904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    also the raptors in jurassic park are actually deinonychus. they're called velociraptors because the movie makers thought velociraptor sounded cooler than deinonychus. plus, the skull shape matches quite well (utahraptors have a similar concave skull shape to velociraptors compared to the convex deinonychus skulls have)

  • @kalisbigley276
    @kalisbigley276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I remember in 5 th grade my class did a grid where we had to map out a zoo, each animal had a different amount of space it needed and we also had to add walkways that were 2 squares wide, and bathrooms,etc
    Just saying that we fifth graders did a better job than Jurassic world

    • @ajmaqs
      @ajmaqs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      now i legit wanna see how you guys did

    • @kalisbigley276
      @kalisbigley276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ajmaqs it actually looked awesome and I wish I knew where it is

    • @AustralianRailwayVideos
      @AustralianRailwayVideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol and cool!

    • @alexcat6
      @alexcat6 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      are you smarter than a fifth grader?
      Jurassic World: *NO*

    • @jaybea365
      @jaybea365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The average Zoo Tycoon player would build a better Park then the guys at InGen.

  •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    There were two ways to make the park:
    1- Spend $$$ to make animals happy, so they don't want to escape
    2- Spend $ to lock the animals in a super security cell, where they will be unhappy wanting to escape but will have a very hard time trying to do so
    Guess what they chosed

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If we smarties who like smarties and watch matpat and ship prattpat ran the world Jurassic park/world would actually work though it’d be called Mesozoic Park/World

    • @singaming7228
      @singaming7228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They chose 3 - spend like 0 $ to buy a small place withh low security and no fun

    • @samsthebeztatstuff8885
      @samsthebeztatstuff8885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @John Cena making the mosasaur pen shallower would be a cost effective solution

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're fucking dinosaurs. How easy could that be!?

    • @samsthebeztatstuff8885
      @samsthebeztatstuff8885 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@galladegamer3579 wouldn’t it be cheaper to run a shallower tank

  • @KheinaMelon
    @KheinaMelon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Thanks, I'll make sure to give my dinos enough space in Jurassic World: Evolution

  • @kdandsheela
    @kdandsheela 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    "This guy can do no wrong in my eyes"
    Well, that has unfortunately aged like milk

    • @TheRealFrozenFire
      @TheRealFrozenFire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "It's-a me"

    • @UnknownName5050
      @UnknownName5050 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He’s not going anywhere and you can’t do anything about it.

    • @katiecunningham5
      @katiecunningham5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@UnknownName5050 no one said they didn’t want him to have a career dawg. he has done some shitty things though, which goes against the “he can do no wrong” that op was pointing out

    • @d0llst4r
      @d0llst4r ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah lol that line made me giggle just a bit💀

    • @youruncleted
      @youruncleted ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@katiecunningham5 chris pratt did shitty things? proofs?

  • @nmastando56
    @nmastando56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    MatPat: *thinks Jurassic World should be called Cretaceous World*
    Me: WHAT ABOUT THE STEGOSAURUS HUH PUNK!?!?!?

    • @gamerman280theriault9
      @gamerman280theriault9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Not just that what about the allosaurus the apatosaurus and the brachiosaurus

    • @toreadum8ass
      @toreadum8ass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      They oughta call it 'Mesozoic World' instead. Inclusivity for all dinosaurs, yey.

    • @humanbean9969
      @humanbean9969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      the big e you are correct

    • @beeluvampie
      @beeluvampie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Just call it Dino World

    • @aegrajag
      @aegrajag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Mesozoic Park/World

  • @scifi8880
    @scifi8880 6 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    We protec
    We attac
    But most importantly
    We ship #PrattPat

  • @justafaniv1097
    @justafaniv1097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    Two words, concrete moats.
    As mentioned near the end, if done right you can keep predator and prey safely separated almost seamlessly if you know how optical illusions work.
    But then again, this is a movie and uh, plot, uh, finds a way.

  • @PichuBro8
    @PichuBro8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Founding members of the Chris Prat Appreciation Club! Seriously, this man can do no wrong in my eyes"
    Well that aged horrendously, huh.

  • @DragonballBlack
    @DragonballBlack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +719

    That rendition of Jurassic Parks theme made my ears bleed so bad it soaked my shoulders.

    • @weaponisedfarts1382
      @weaponisedfarts1382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dragon Ball Black Geez, that's a lot of blood. Also, didn't expect for you to be here, doesn't matter though. Let's just watch some theorising.

    • @DragonballBlack
      @DragonballBlack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Weaponised Farts I’m everywhere

    • @weaponisedfarts1382
      @weaponisedfarts1382 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dragon Ball Black Can't argue with that logic.

    • @SeanFerree
      @SeanFerree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dragon Ball Black lol

    • @DragonballBlack
      @DragonballBlack 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Weaponised Farts John Williams would be rolling in his grave if he heard this

  • @ildefonsobocanegra7791
    @ildefonsobocanegra7791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Starring: StarLord as The Jurassic Avenger.

    • @kavilorin
      @kavilorin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ildefonso Bocanegra LOL😂😂😂😂

    • @renagarcia6934
      @renagarcia6934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      New movie coming in 2020 avengers: Jurassic war

    • @mckallummalanowski4632
      @mckallummalanowski4632 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ildefonso Bocanegra ummm you are wrong He is NOT an avenger! (JOKE)

    • @mel0dez
      @mel0dez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STARring

    • @ildefonsobocanegra7791
      @ildefonsobocanegra7791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mckallum Malanowski who invited Thanos to the party lol *SNAP (jk)

  • @OmarRodriguez-pj3qy
    @OmarRodriguez-pj3qy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    11:26
    Lion: Hey guys? You ever feel like we’re all just pawns in some sicko’s entertainment facility? Like nothing that we experience is real in any way and we just think it is because we don’t know better? No? Yeah, me niether.

    • @dinoricky5188
      @dinoricky5188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @galladegamer3579
      @galladegamer3579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The sims 4

    • @envy7276
      @envy7276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@galladegamer3579 now with real humans!

    • @danbasford7456
      @danbasford7456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Eat the red human if you wish to know the truth. Eat the blue human if you wish to stay. Eat both if your really hungry." - Jurassic Matrix, coming summer 20??.

  • @Lopitra
    @Lopitra 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:18
    Matpat: But remember, we're talking about billions of years ago.
    Matpat. Theory team. My God... How could you screw this up so badly?

    • @RealbluesparkFN
      @RealbluesparkFN ปีที่แล้ว

      Wut

    • @Lopitra
      @Lopitra ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RealbluesparkFN Billions of years ago dinosaurs did not exist yet. They came about millions of years ago.

  • @finesse1584
    @finesse1584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    How to SAVE Jurassic Park
    Make a Herbivore Hybird

    • @mr.bonesomega8437
      @mr.bonesomega8437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Make it Vegan

    • @DuckiBoiHasPizza
      @DuckiBoiHasPizza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *screams in Therizinosaurus*

    • @chungus816
      @chungus816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Could lead to bad results as well. Not all herbivores are peaceful and creating a herbivore hybrid could potentially make it mentally instable

    • @dianalopez130
      @dianalopez130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Anything is better than that I-Rex 😂 poor creature was made to entertain when it has enough predator dna to own a jungle

    • @Actually_Alice_Orchid
      @Actually_Alice_Orchid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Stegoceratops

  • @rhyderrek6155
    @rhyderrek6155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    I’d totally ship #PrattPat, ship it like FedEx.

    • @rhyderrek6155
      @rhyderrek6155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Daniel Heidenreich damn straight, or in my case, damn bi!

    • @rhyderrek6155
      @rhyderrek6155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      G O F I S H oh fuck you, it was clever.

    • @willsander3500
      @willsander3500 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stop breaking the law!

    • @owenhoffman7858
      @owenhoffman7858 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wade Rhyderrek nice

    • @kerberb5994
      @kerberb5994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why. Like seriously.

  • @megasean3000
    @megasean3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    One thing I should add is: have Dino research facilities on a different island. The whole Jurassic World plot happened because they mixed research and development with tourist attractions. Isla Nublar is surrounded by four other islands like the panned Isla Sorna. Why couldn’t they use one of those islands to research new species and use the extra space to see if it’ll be a danger. If it responds well and isn’t a threat, they can be tranquillised and sent to the main island, but if it’s violent, then they can exterminate it without it getting in the way of the tourists, breaking out every dinosaur which was previously okay’d but are now just as big a threat as the rampaging dinosaur and create unnecessary lawsuits.
    And if they absolutely can’t get that right, then they gotta know when the right time is to evacuate the island. You don’t sit around and twiddle your thumbs when your house is on fire, do you?

    • @math3000
      @math3000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      mega sean -It's for plot convenience- I think it would cost more to transfer the I-rex via sea or air if it was located on a different island rather when it was on the same island. I'm not sure, it's just my guess.

    • @MattHedgern
      @MattHedgern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It might have some financial disadvantages, but researching the Indominus rex on Las Cinco Muertes instead of Nublar definetly would have saved some lives.

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Have you seen the things that modern day technology can transport? Sure, an Indominous Rex can't be compared to anything normally transported like tanks, but still, transporting them from a different island would be way more cost effective because there'd be less lawsuits.

    • @Tavishburn
      @Tavishburn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they did that before. both the ceratosaurus & spinosaurus were hybridised dinos that were let loose on the island, causing allot of species of dinos to die out due to overhunting as these hybridised creatures were unnaturally agressive, similarly to the indominus.
      explains why the spinosaur was willing to take a giant fence to the head to get to tiny wee people.

    • @Eucep
      @Eucep 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kind of would fit in with the older theory that the whole Jurassic World was a setup to test out viability of dino's as weapons.

  • @DoubleDOwnage
    @DoubleDOwnage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I hope most people realize that Jurassic Park was the name of Michael Crichton's novel, which the movie series is based on.

  • @sarahthompson4505
    @sarahthompson4505 6 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    How does Steph feel about PratPat?

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      she doesnt care...... she'd be happy for mat I guess

    • @AugustTheStag
      @AugustTheStag 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Really? PrattPat? Why not MattPratt?

    • @neuralnetwork17
      @neuralnetwork17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AugustTheStag Because of alliteration.

  • @ShinyGenesect150
    @ShinyGenesect150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    since they still have stegosaurus (late Jurassic) and dilophosaurus late (late Triassic) it's more like Mesozoic World

    • @pebblefattree6404
      @pebblefattree6404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Old world

    • @rebelwolf772
      @rebelwolf772 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TheHackingRotom that's actually catchy

    • @Benetheburrito
      @Benetheburrito 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      finally, someone who knows their stuff because the Mesozoic time periods were about 50 million years apart

    • @j.blackburn3515
      @j.blackburn3515 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly!

    • @Benetheburrito
      @Benetheburrito 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and did you know that velociraptors are about the size of a turkey, 3 feet tall, and hunted as a solo creature? Look it up and you'll see that the velociraptor is modeled after the genus Deinonychus.

  • @Finn_76652
    @Finn_76652 6 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    THAY PROTECT
    THAY ATTAC
    BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
    THE DINOSAURS ARE BACK

    • @norixya
      @norixya 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ooooooob mmU

    • @rottinstien7629
      @rottinstien7629 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      most importantly!
      They Treat people like snacc

    • @kiminkink6788
      @kiminkink6788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Radio family Freandlyness
      They protecc
      They attacc
      But most importantly matt has pratts bacc

    • @TooTrajic
      @TooTrajic 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    • @knightsofthegame8499
      @knightsofthegame8499 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's beautiful. I'm moved.

  • @elizaalmabuena
    @elizaalmabuena ปีที่แล้ว +1

    10:20 clicker is used as a communication tool rather than a marker; it was being used correctly in the movie, just wasn't its common use in marker training (actual name of the method commonly referred to as clicker training)

  • @melissablake5961
    @melissablake5961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    They protec
    They attac
    They always like a snac

    • @Sticky_Hands
      @Sticky_Hands 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @ernestojchavez5720
      @ernestojchavez5720 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Melissa Blake wow so originalllll

    • @DeezNuts-ud4hh
      @DeezNuts-ud4hh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You forgot *but most importantly they always like to snac*

    • @melissablake5961
      @melissablake5961 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SciFi88 I’m sorry! :(

    • @dgray7537
      @dgray7537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      SciFi88 Wow how original using popular memes in comments.
      We like it, it gets used. We like the comment and it stays alive.

  • @mubsi.y
    @mubsi.y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I like it when MatPat unleashes his petty side.

    • @JasmineP-qk6ob
      @JasmineP-qk6ob 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mubsira Yamin. xD YUP SAMEEE

  • @NiteLights
    @NiteLights 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    #PrattPat

    • @logank7938
      @logank7938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Smosh has realised #CourtPratt into the world

    • @maryelizabethk9563
      @maryelizabethk9563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ava In Currant Red OMG YASSSSSSS

    • @Nerizwith
      @Nerizwith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean I respect people decisions on gay marriage, but is still quite weird to me

    • @rodo1252
      @rodo1252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your avatar.

    • @eyes7351
      @eyes7351 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #PrattPat

  • @DarkAngel95255
    @DarkAngel95255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Matpat is like a teenage girl obsessed with Chris Pratt 😂

  • @tylerh.4422
    @tylerh.4422 6 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    Why do they keep opening Jurassic Park/World, if every time they do, the dinosaurs always end up breaking out and hurting somebody?

    • @ThatOneDude0702
      @ThatOneDude0702 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Dwight Shrute because Dinosaurs

    • @WhitestBoy-Alive
      @WhitestBoy-Alive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Science

    • @vin8523
      @vin8523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Grofit

    • @caidenkesler3945
      @caidenkesler3945 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bears. Beats. Battle star raptactica

    • @ianmiller5013
      @ianmiller5013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      False: only one park has been open and caused huge amounts of casualties. Fact: Dinos are super cool

  • @nocomment7390
    @nocomment7390 6 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    This theory was just an excuse for MatPat to fangirl over Chris Pratt

    • @juniperrodley9843
      @juniperrodley9843 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      LOL probably (#PRATTPAT), but it was still fun.

    • @theredtomato8150
      @theredtomato8150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So damn right son

    • @mordeterragon7895
      @mordeterragon7895 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And slightly complain about Starlord supposedly being the one at fault for Thanos temporarily winning.
      Dr. Strange explicitly told Tony it had to be this way. Not to mention Thanos is strong to manhandle some Avengers even without the Stones anyways. 🤔

    • @christianmarrero5196
      @christianmarrero5196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not really he told him he had seen a number of futures and that from those he saw only in 1 they had a chance of winning, but he didnt say he saw all of the possible futures so theres still a chance that there would be a future in which they could win if starlord had kept his cool

    • @gaminglion911
      @gaminglion911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      110 Percent true

  • @SirZaroque
    @SirZaroque 5 ปีที่แล้ว +480

    Crabs are just spiders with cool armor

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Especially coconut krabs

    • @badwolf2759
      @badwolf2759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol

    • @leonardscott9836
      @leonardscott9836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Scazoid You mean especially spider krabs.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leonardscott9836 Both

    • @chlownee
      @chlownee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Where did this come from

  • @AmberDrawsStuff
    @AmberDrawsStuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jurassic World is my favorite movie franchise. I WUV IT SO MUCH! Thank you for doing this video.
    When I watched it at first, Blue and Owen were my literal idols and they still are

  • @LifesWildAdventures
    @LifesWildAdventures 6 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    12:12 you did not just say crocodile and show me a picture of an alligator....
    WHYYY DUDE WHY
    Seriously though I liked the real life comparison’s with how they raised the Dino’s in the movies, compared to how nature centers and zoos do it.

    • @heathereberly3479
      @heathereberly3479 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Crocogator

    • @jeremiaht9921
      @jeremiaht9921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Riley Draws or gatordile

    • @heathereberly3479
      @heathereberly3479 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @rebelnightowl9719
      @rebelnightowl9719 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      jojo abrams Hybrid's are coming!

    • @piperyatt3870
      @piperyatt3870 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Life's Wild Adventures he’s American he probably thinks their the same. (I know it sounds mean but the amount of time I’ve had to explain this is ridiculous)

  • @StudioH
    @StudioH 5 ปีที่แล้ว +824

    How to SAVE Jurassic Park:
    Never make dinos in the first place

  • @johnmichael3871
    @johnmichael3871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    He protec
    He attac
    but more importantly
    He likes Chris Pratt

    • @poweroffriendship2.0
      @poweroffriendship2.0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He can flai
      He can cill
      He can mucc
      Only I have to say is: th-cam.com/video/il85E-ms-44/w-d-xo.html

    • @joshuaboyd6798
      @joshuaboyd6798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean Kris Prat?

    • @thundamuffinz1669
      @thundamuffinz1669 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He protec
      He attac
      but more importantly
      He gives the pope undertale

    • @craftychihuahua6728
      @craftychihuahua6728 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Herman 111 * wipes tears away* That was beautiful

    • @olivianesta5081
      @olivianesta5081 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He protec
      He attac
      Most importantly
      His daddy's Chris Pratt

  • @jabblebros
    @jabblebros 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So now we have Prattpat.
    I guess SepticReynolds wasn’t enough.

  • @gabinorubiop
    @gabinorubiop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    There’s a Joke in, Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom When Owen,Claire, And Franklin are running away from the erupting volcano Owen Grady runs up to 70 MPH in that scene which is “Strange”

  • @natalipatrocinio9234
    @natalipatrocinio9234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Even tho you know instead of putting an huge door they could've put a small door for humans, but ....whatever you know.
    Edit:Sorry For Not Getting My Facts Right! Thank you for pointing out my mistakes and I apologize!

    • @melainewaye9513
      @melainewaye9513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How are they gonna get big a ass hellicopter

    • @margogoralski6294
      @margogoralski6294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well, there is one, on the other side of the enclosure. During the Indominus paddock scene, Owen and one of the workers walk out of it towards the other side of the enclosure where the claw marks are with the other worker and the big transport gate. Later, when they realize that the indominus is in there with them, they move away from the claw mark/gate area across the enclosure back to the worker door, but the Indominus cuts them off. Then, they run away from it i.e. towards the big gate area where the other alive worker opens the gate slightly to escape. Him and Owen do make it out but so does the Indominus. So yeah, they did have one, and its easy to tell thanks to simple logic. I'm not trying to be rude but you can't nitpick/make fun of something until you know and have all the information needed. Besides, they would need the big gate to transport the Indominus in or out when tranquilized or move equipment inside for maintenance. You can see the same thing in modern day zoos.

    • @bernadelfin2878
      @bernadelfin2878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But then how were they going to get the I-Rex out of the enclosure when they finished testing it if there was no huge door

    • @margogoralski6294
      @margogoralski6294 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bernadelfin2878 Thank you. That's one of my points. :)

    • @stagergamer4172
      @stagergamer4172 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mmm plausible

  • @anza3007
    @anza3007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Scientists: We're bringing back dinosaurs
    Steven Spielberg: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really just a dumb idea though maybe with our armor piercing rounds we can defend against them

    • @LocalKamenRider
      @LocalKamenRider 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Dovah_Slayer T.Rex embryo

    • @littenger7200
      @littenger7200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chickens watches from the shadows

    • @flyingdonkeywithskincondit8666
      @flyingdonkeywithskincondit8666 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @stardust6633
      @stardust6633 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Steven Spielberg: Did you learn nothing from my movies?

  • @bubbybigalo_flr
    @bubbybigalo_flr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:54 its-a me mario

  • @SamButler22
    @SamButler22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    Jurassic World's park was doing well until they created the I Rex. Then again they say it was losing money, but I don't think that'd be realistic.

    • @LoneWolf20213
      @LoneWolf20213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      yeah, i mean, where else are you going to see a LIVING dinosaur in the world, they should have been swimming in dough the second they opened

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      leon fierce Spare no expense can get very expressive.

    • @mattstorm360
      @mattstorm360 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sam Butler If you have Spare no expense ideas then money will be a problem.

    • @theinkslicer
      @theinkslicer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      leon fierce what you need to remember is that in Jurassic world the park had been opened for at least a decade or more and the dumbass general public were starting to get too used to the animals hence why Claire mentioned some kids are looking at a Triceratops the same way as an average Zoo giraffe.

    • @LoneWolf20213
      @LoneWolf20213 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      jurassic world is going to be crazy cheap because of a few (coughs) death's in the previous park's made to get people running

  • @jimmypenguinny
    @jimmypenguinny 6 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    Can i just say that Mattpatt is the only youtuber that i can watch without wanting to stop the video halfway through to do something else?

    • @dralantrini
      @dralantrini 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      that's sad,how you can't keep you attention on tons of youtubers,or you probs don't watch as much as i do

    • @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198
      @lovelylipbonesouwwwwwwwolv2198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SuperJordanBlast that your picture is from my hero academia😀

    • @tennygaa8494
      @tennygaa8494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭🐊

    • @randomcrab4394
      @randomcrab4394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your right

    • @DragonLover-hb7pz
      @DragonLover-hb7pz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SuperJordanBlast MatPat*

  • @FirstNameLastName1162AD
    @FirstNameLastName1162AD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    When I first saw the jurassic park movies I just kept thinking it would be a lot safer if they just made herbivores
    Seriously not one person in any of the movies died to a herbivore

    • @rainbowangel5264
      @rainbowangel5264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Unless it get protective of some food...

    • @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      @chrono-glitchwaterlily8776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Unless they're big enough to crush them

    • @FirstNameLastName1162AD
      @FirstNameLastName1162AD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@chrono-glitchwaterlily8776
      But the really big ones are pretty slow

    • @historicflame972
      @historicflame972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Therizinosaurus: Yet.....

    • @damusaetrum6742
      @damusaetrum6742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wrong I can name a few. First pachycephalosaurus smashed a guy through a car in the lost world.second parasaurolophus lifted a guy in the air and when he hit the ground he died also in the lost world.and I forgot the last one sooo bye.

  • @jamesgarlick4573
    @jamesgarlick4573 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Fun fact: feathered dinosaurs were already widely accepted by the 90s and the original film actually had plans to use this in the dinos design but was scrapped because they weren't scary enough and in some cases looked too comical for the thriller movie

  • @Dandelion914
    @Dandelion914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "Right you are two eyed Nick Fury"
    😂😂

    • @overratedclock
      @overratedclock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Technically nick fury does have to eyes ones just blind by a magic space alien cat not even joking

    • @anonymuscat1933
      @anonymuscat1933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@overratedclock Did you see the after credits clip?

  • @jonarfreim1674
    @jonarfreim1674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Considering the “velociraptors” in Jurassic Park and World were actually supposed to be Deinonychus’ which were found in North-America, but they decided that Velociraptors would be better except that they have the claw of a Deinonychus.

    • @gabrielmessam2374
      @gabrielmessam2374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was meant to be a utahraptor

    • @believingsum4958
      @believingsum4958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you as man of knowledge like me with this video

    • @sciencecompliance235
      @sciencecompliance235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gabriel Messam Utahraptor was larger, about the size of a horse. Deinonychus would have been closest in size.

    • @Vraptor1
      @Vraptor1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gabriel Messam Utahraptor wasn’t discovered until after the original film and novel were made.

    • @ramanpgi
      @ramanpgi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No the DNA 🧬 recipe was 78% Deinoychus anthrpus and 38% Africa reed frog 🐸

  • @Gojira5400
    @Gojira5400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Matpat, you made a massive oversight when talking about the conditions necessary for the raptors and dinosaurs in general. The habitats that the dinosaurs would have inhabitted in real life are not relevant. The dinosaurs in Jurassic World are not complete dinosaurs. Their DNA has been altered with multiple animals including fish, reptiles, amphibians, and more but the most important that is actually mentioned is some species of south African frogs. As mentioned in the first film Grant finds out that the raptors changed sex because of the alterations in their DNA. This means that the changes effect their traits extremely, enough to be able to change gender. What this means is that instead of what a Raptor's natural habitat and climate would be like it would be more adapt to a frog's climate type which matches a wet and tropical climate setting. The best example of this is the Indominus Rex using camouflage, body temperature control, splitting jaws and etc. This doesn't just go for the raptors though, it goes for all of the dinosaurs meaning that it just depends on what DNA is used.

    • @KuWota2k
      @KuWota2k 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You hit the jackpot!

    • @Gojira5400
      @Gojira5400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gigantis Lol funny seeing you here.

    • @rayshiotile9487
      @rayshiotile9487 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that just makes it easier to plan accordingly as they know exactly what their putting into these dinos

    • @Gojira5400
      @Gojira5400 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rabbit #32 Probably swept away but I'm glad other people noticed it like you.

    • @Gojira5400
      @Gojira5400 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rayshio Tile Your right it does but it has the complete opposite effect lol

  • @SCP-Site-326
    @SCP-Site-326 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that even Matpat who was excited for Fallen Kingdom still hates JP3😂

  • @FelipeKana1
    @FelipeKana1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Cretaceous is just as catchy as Jurassic. We're just not used to it

    • @greenking9124
      @greenking9124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Captain Raz how about Mesozoic park

    • @Azteca2300
      @Azteca2300 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No it’s not

    • @meep7929
      @meep7929 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What about carboniferous park

    • @lenosflarrethedragonking4300
      @lenosflarrethedragonking4300 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It really is

    • @anthonypc1
      @anthonypc1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If Hollywood wanted to use their dominant influence over educating the public to teach us some real accurate truths. That ship saled long long ago.
      Most people will not accept updated depictions of that extinct animals looked like if it violates the more popular movie version.
      Humans prefer the First version of something they learned and incorporated into their sense of reality. This goes for all kinds of things; corporeal and conceptual, from dinosaurs to Disney’s formula for what to expect out of relationships.
      Too late for the generation which learned it.
      Which is why it woulda been Great to see an effort made to update the New generation of dinosaur movies.
      Aside from the name change.. which yeah wouldn’t be ideal for their busines$ and merch, I think they could have pretty easily explained in 2 or 3 lines of exposition that since the first “Jurassic Park” used the frog DNA to fill in the gaps in the dinosaur genes, (as the plot device which allowed some of the females to change sex to reproduce) the amphibian DNA also had the less devastating side effect of suppressing the theropods’ natural Feather alleles, leaving them all which that boring greenish/grey/brown scaly skin.
      The NEW “Jurassic World” would (presumably) have advanced their genetic technology to correct for that sex-changing frog gene mistake... even though I don’t remember them ever mentioning it...
      But they could easily have said that the correction also allowed for the theropods’ Feathers to be expressed.
      And wouldn’t that be an awesome new aesthetic update to the predators !
      Check out some contemporary dinosaur art and see how much more colorful and interesting these animals probably were.
      (their feather impressions were discovered even before the 1993 movie so there’s really no excuse except concervitive aesthetics.)

  • @ttvddlyxght
    @ttvddlyxght 4 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    How to save Jurassic world:
    Call it Mezazoic World

    • @natalielloyd4326
      @natalielloyd4326 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      it’s big boi brain time

    • @AbdullahKhan-on1hy
      @AbdullahKhan-on1hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      **Mesozoic**

    • @kestrelkreates8496
      @kestrelkreates8496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      or just prehistoric world in general

    • @ArcherOwl
      @ArcherOwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think Prehistoric Planet has a nice ring to it (and it was my favorite thing to watch growing up)

    • @rencedionson273
      @rencedionson273 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I was thinking about that

  • @lucasrodriguezgutierrez9602
    @lucasrodriguezgutierrez9602 6 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    if chris pratt commented mat pat would go crazy

  • @Olivia.games08YT
    @Olivia.games08YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Alan meme 2:10 ha ha😂

  • @lanidoodle6830
    @lanidoodle6830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    #PratPatForvever

    • @ronnydon914
      @ronnydon914 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thirteen Pandas woop

    • @squircle976
      @squircle976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Matpratt

  • @joshuahowington9952
    @joshuahowington9952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Idfk how in God's name these unbelievable good editers make the animals have expressions like sad and happy blows my mind

  • @quillquail
    @quillquail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    #PRATTPAT ! And I'm totally a part of the Chris Pratt Appreciation Club!

  • @Jwmd1
    @Jwmd1 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    the velociraptors in the movie are closer to a Deinonychus witch was found in montana and wyoming

  • @SylvitaHandmade
    @SylvitaHandmade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Im worried for Stephanie should Matt ever meet Chris Pratt 🤣

    • @DraigoDragon
      @DraigoDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you know she'd love it XD

    • @434444334
      @434444334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      shed watch :P

    • @reynaldocastillo2803
      @reynaldocastillo2803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Maybe he is Matt's free pass XD

    • @accountdeleted5193
      @accountdeleted5193 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If he does I hope she records it,, xD

    • @434444334
      @434444334 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Timeisntmoney I have a feeling matpat is facepslming himself saying why did i do this XD

  • @Lavenderjams
    @Lavenderjams 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    As soon as he mentioned a polar bear in the jungle I thought of lost, then he made the reference. Glad to see were on the same page.

    • @cassieg208
      @cassieg208 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamila Emerson-Elliott ii

    • @rosesareblue610
      @rosesareblue610 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamila Emerson-Elliott Same XD

  • @williamwinfrey8869
    @williamwinfrey8869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Isn't the Jurassic Park's name Michael Crichton's fault? Him being the author of the book the movies are based on? #JusticeForSpielburg

  • @balaurgaming3427
    @balaurgaming3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You haven't seen a bloodthirsty dinosaur yet until you've seen a horde of emus running you down, *emu war flashbacks*

    • @MB32904
      @MB32904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      australia literally had a war with dinosaurs

  • @whiskeySe7en
    @whiskeySe7en 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    The click bait joke about training the raptors was superbly done. Laughed my ass off

  • @amandamorgan3539
    @amandamorgan3539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    chris pratt
    chris prat
    chris crat
    *GASP* WILD CRATS CONFIRMED

    • @unihannah4748
      @unihannah4748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Amanda Morgan it’s spelled Kratt

    • @AlbertFingernoodle959
      @AlbertFingernoodle959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      UniHannah ! So it would be
      Chris Pratt
      Chris Kratt
      Kratt brothers confirmed

    • @yanxinwang3304
      @yanxinwang3304 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      More like crisp rat

    • @finchatforharambe905
      @finchatforharambe905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEAAA

    • @elizabethrobalino1317
      @elizabethrobalino1317 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD, so true! but it's spelled Kratt brtothers, i assume you spelled it wrong for the joke

  • @NiteLights
    @NiteLights 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1730

    This whole theory is just about MatPat And Chris Pratt.

    • @umbreonespeon4972
      @umbreonespeon4972 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ava In Currant Red Lol

    • @CarroLeenah
      @CarroLeenah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      MatPratt is canon? XD

    • @S4r4h_xx
      @S4r4h_xx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I realised that at 5 seconds in

    • @oh3034
      @oh3034 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I ship

    • @trldent2915
      @trldent2915 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hikki 0_0

  • @mattstyles2498
    @mattstyles2498 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That was also a temporary enclosure. It was growing.

  • @kaipilled
    @kaipilled 6 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I like how some (but most) of The Film Theorists intro images are theories that he's never made.

    • @petergriffin2176
      @petergriffin2176 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sarcastic Kai He’s made a theory on everyone one except the Jon Snow one but even then he technically did

    • @mr.yonnigtinthe1st580
      @mr.yonnigtinthe1st580 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sarcastic Kai it is Cassidy

    • @christianpolitician6090
      @christianpolitician6090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did the hunger games chances of winning one, and I guess you could count Breaking Bad.

    • @wunderlichcatt4420
      @wunderlichcatt4420 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      🗻🗻🗻 *I МАSТÙR!ВАТЕ Т0 VIDЕ0S !0N МY СHАNNЕ!L! !L00K!* 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨👁‍🗨

    • @ggles.
      @ggles. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He did a Spider Man one I think

  • @compucocina5567
    @compucocina5567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    You forgot the detail that these dinosaurs are not pure in DNA, they were made by combining lots of species. So i guess that it will be a lot harder to know what they need or will do.

    • @arfn1973
      @arfn1973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Compu Cocina i think with good observationt by scientist is maybe more easy •_•

    • @trevorn5753
      @trevorn5753 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Compu Cocina Changing DNA might make behavioral stems change, but most of all animals act the same way. Nevertheless, Jurassic Park still should’ve known the ways to make their animals happy.

  • @hengyuzhu897
    @hengyuzhu897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    4:24 “Your genetically mutated brother”
    Me: I-Rex is a girl bro

    • @samd2612
      @samd2612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ok boomer

    • @samd2612
      @samd2612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Go̸ ղց ok jeez

    • @zodgilla3926
      @zodgilla3926 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gong I know but just let them be

    • @zodgilla3926
      @zodgilla3926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Gong ok I understand sry for the misunderstanding

  • @ISwearIamNormal128
    @ISwearIamNormal128 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "My Prattie pie" that is the funniest thing.

  • @halodude7239
    @halodude7239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Is it feathery now?" MatPat, 2018

  • @theabiathar2987
    @theabiathar2987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    #PrattPatt, haha good one MatPat; but the theory makes sense though, i didn't forget

    • @sketcj1123
      @sketcj1123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abiathar .H Mat pat better keep his weird fan doc to his self

    • @AngusJMcGregor
      @AngusJMcGregor 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abiathar .H #MatPrat

    • @theabiathar2987
      @theabiathar2987 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      DaDerpGoat oops

  • @thealexguy1486
    @thealexguy1486 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    You thought the enclosures were small, just look at the cages they were kept in it fallen kingdom

    • @michaeltreacy1806
      @michaeltreacy1806 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know! And that trump hairdo auction guy and grandpa miserly military definitely got theirs.

    • @nomore6258
      @nomore6258 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He really didn’t have Trumps hair. I think he was balding.

    • @willhand8321
      @willhand8321 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep smaller than usual

  • @axoloodle
    @axoloodle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    this intro didnt age well

    • @Atticusthe
      @Atticusthe 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But it goes hard

  • @isaacrobertson4374
    @isaacrobertson4374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I JUST CAME FROM A FILM THEORY VIDEO WHEN I GOT THIS NOTIFICATION, coincidence?
    I THINK NOT
    (happy now)

  • @xx_v4mpirism
    @xx_v4mpirism 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    Beyonce and Jay-Z? Never heard of them. I only know #PrattPat

  • @benisiran3124
    @benisiran3124 6 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    The raptors in the films were based off of Deinonychus, not Velociraptor, despite their name. And Deinonychus lived in North America, making the climate of Isla Nublar suitable for the raptors.

    • @dondemitri3760
      @dondemitri3760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I'd say what they are called in the films are more important than what they are based off of, as they are therein considered to be that species.

    • @benisiran3124
      @benisiran3124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dondemitri3760 that's a very good point, and also proven in Jurassic World Evolution, since deinonychus is a separate species from velociraptor. But, if the DNA is indeed deinonychus, Isla Nublar would be a suitable habitat. Also, Alan Grant is digging in the Badlands of Montana, where deinonychus, not velociraptor fossils are found. Either point is valid.

    • @maggiehydeck8182
      @maggiehydeck8182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah, don’t get me started on all the scientific inaccuracies in these movies.

    • @chelseavictoria3312
      @chelseavictoria3312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dondemitri3760 it's worth noting that the films (and the novels), clearly establish that these are dinosaurs as we expected them, not 1 for 1 copies.
      The raptors for the book were modeled mostly off of the Deinonychus and then renamed because Velociraptor was more commonly known. The book was written before the Utahraptor was officially classified and essentially Crichton was writing about the Utahraptor before it was confirmed to have existed (it wasn't clear if the fossil discoveries that were being made were larger Dienonychus until the 80s when they started to find a more complete fossil record and it wasn't officially classified until 1991 - Crichton was in constant contact with those who were in the process of discovering the Utahraptor).

    • @MemeMan99
      @MemeMan99 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheYJJ120 they should have a scene where the raptors eat and kill tetonosaurus

  • @macwade2755
    @macwade2755 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Great Video MatPat!