THE EMPIRE STRIKES CRINGE | Star Wars Battlefront II
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you are truly next level. literal GOAT
Greatest Of All Tubers
Not even he's a Literal Goat a godamn lawnmower.
I believe thats Tom Brady
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im a subscriber too
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I love Heavenly's evolution.
He went from cacodemon to Glamrock Freddy.
I still prefer when he was a cacodemon. It was golden xD
@@dexketristo2349 I feel like it is because he can't mocap the Cacodemon...
New lore just dropped
cacodemon, to doomguy, now he's glamrock freddy, who knows what's next
@@John-Stark I meam, that is a very valid argument. I don't even want to imagine how slow the process of animating without one is.
I would pay Disney's CEO directly, if it meant we get a star wars movie that's just 4 generic stormtroopers arguing like dipshits at the cafeteria table for 90 minutes.
Nah
Pay Adult Swim
They kind of already did it lol
I'd totally take a slice-of-life show revolving around Star Wars with new protagonists every episode.
YES
All voiced by badger and his crew
Like 12 Angry Men but without the murder
The thing is your guys' conversations are actually kinda canonically accurate to Stormtroopers' actual conversations
I would know
Wait, really, it is? { =|
=D
Oh that's amazing, that's so amazing! =D
From what source…
@@Commander23c The Mandalorian, for one thing...
(shitpost energy has been inherent in stormtrooper lore since the original movie though, when one slammed their forehead into the blast doors and instead of reshooting they just put a bonk sound on it later)
@@Commander23c Our source.
0:44 I love all the old fashion battlefront noises you used here. Brings back memories.
@Naura Anisaha what the fuck
Stood out so much to me, gotta love the classic sound effects
@@darthball2723 Bot. Just report them for $exual content
@Naura Anisaha no
@@ALJ9000 no
I was wondering if he was gonna mention the immortality bug, I’m glad to know I’m not the only one experiencing it all the time
It's hackers causing it, not a game bug
Its not a bug hackers were trying to troll and it snowballed and messed up the servers
I haven't experienced this bug at all
I sometimes forget that Spencer looks EXACTLY like the type of person to work in finance whilst acting like the exact OPPOSITE of what I'd expect from someone who works in finance.
I forgot badgers real name was Spencer.
This feel like cursed information
@@laatmaasquanariin3945 he mentioned his nose in an old Battlefield Video and I cant unsee it. I literally wouldn't have noticed it without him saying it. Truly cursed knowledge
@@MadKingIII DEL-FUCKING-ETE THIS.
Even his name makes you think that
@@MadKingIII Wait, is he a small hat?
11:00 just imagine, you're pushing the objective, the enemy is SUPPOSED to be falling back, but you open that door and three flame troopers rush out and roast you and ONLY you.
I wouldn't even be mad that's top tier hating.
@@EndLooker-el8jn "... guess i made some enemies, huh"
"Master chief, mind telling me what you are doing on that franchise?"
"sir, Mods"
This guy is literally the definition of quality over quantity.
i agree
Truth.
Martincitopants too
@@jamesbegin8370 agreed
Sometimes he even has both.
Gotta love how Badger's sense of humor has descended into absolute madness over time.
Tbh, this was always where it was going to go, and it is glorious
COHERENT Madness. :)
Total madness we love it
Pretty sure it's always been there just he has more resources now.
no, he has ascended
14:17
First covenant, then banished, now first order, *Chief is going places.*
Chief’s doin numbers
@@BanditGraves989 on my soul
Just imagine a Halo pulling up on the death star or star killer lmao
@@uhohmemebiggestboy212 *Halo theme intensifies as Alpha Halo obliterates all life in the Star Wars galaxy*
Badger and his squad is literally the Bad Company squadron of the Star Wars universe.
So Republic Commando
6:50 - This sounds like the kind of thing you'd hear in the background coming from a group of troopers who are on break or in their quarters off-shift.
That's so true. They'd probably get real into which planets they should blow up and the pros and cons for each.
Arkham city dialogue
@@andrewowens4421 I don't think there's a more chaotic/imaginative group of people than bored military troopers.
Star Wars Splintercell style stealth game
Seriously tho
8:38 - 9:16 is priceless!
The ATF jokes are great, too!
I literally watched badger since the days of battlefield 3 and honestly seeing his descent into utter madness. *FASCINATING.*
Wow, these bots in the replies are annoying.
interior crocodile alligator...clothmonsters...that is all
Wtf is wrong with these bots in the reply section
someone please report these bots to youtube
If Badger and his crew were in Rise Of Skywalker, that shit would be a 10/10 movie.
It’d be awesome if they made a parody using mocap-suits
I do think it would be improved if Kylo and Rey just pulled out 1911s and started shooting at each other while arguing and screaming about random stuff 😤
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The fact that you are right makes me angry and happy at the same time
Setting Rey on fire during her whole "I'm so dark, oh no" phase would have been awesome. Use those bullshit force powerups to heal from THAT, Mary Sue.
This man makes me watch the sponsors, that's how good this man is
“The rate of everything turns to zero.”
*Not the death rate*
Needs to be a legendary comment
Typical stellaris "determined exterminator" enjoyer
@@TheMcK777 it does on day 2
@@kingqasmoke2802 Beat me to it.
That goes straight to 100%
"roasting bad guys"
With a clip of a burning rebel. Glad to see Badger is a cultured individual.
YES. THE EMPIRE IS THE BEST FIT FOR GALACTIC RULE.
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^film theory video on why^
@@snailboi6902 you… you didn’t link to some off topic cringe video from someone begging for subs.
Bless your souls friend.
@@NALTOdeluxe what?
@@snailboi6902 most people putting links in comments are either begging for subs or por
bots
@@khora3845 someone gets it.
You see the hardest part about this is actually getting that group of friends that makes any game fun.
2:12 "I haven't even touched the rum yet. Why is Skywalker a banana?" Absolutely amazing. XD
Mans straight up representing the Scout Corps!
Based
PASTA: “Head empty, only bullet.”
TF2 Heavy: “I’ve yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.”
Not even heavy
>See's Master Chief
"Dey put the Mamter Cheeb in de Battafron."
Unironically an upgrade over Finn.
Interesting. So me and my friend group weren't the only ones to get sucked back into this game.
Its almost as if a higher power made it happen. Something that flows through all of us. Guides us.
Maybe cause the popularity of Mandolorian or cause BF2042s failure so people are looking for anything like battlefield to fill that void
@@rougeelite1446 Good idea, but our reason was kinda more along the lines of "Hey, remeber Battelfront 2?" ......."Yeah man, fuck those clankers!" Unfortanatly we mostly played clankers for the first 10 or so rounds. But hey droidika are really dope, Or supper battel droids are cool as well and more straigth forward to play.
@@MrPixel-ge6wx as someone who has played literally thousands of hours of battlefront 2 I think you will enjoy this game a lot.
@@Rinzler2720 Oh i already played it a tone. Me and my friend group just got back into it.
Same here
My guy this is the humor I have craved for a millenia. Do not stop posting
Badger, I just want to say thank you, I've been off school this week with a cough (not covid) that made my lungs feel like they were in a flaming cheese grate, and your videos have been helping me with all the shittiness I've been feeling. Keep up the good work, and thanks again
Edit: I HAVE RECOVERED!
Lol the bot said finally as soon as read the cheese grater lungs
Also hope you feel better
@@gloppinboopin2269 thanks
Having had to do battle with the ol’ lung pao, myself, I can sympathize.
Get well soon, my gamer
Y’know, Badger would absolutely love The Republic Commandos if he knew their lore. Highest trained genetically advanced Clone soldiers who were literally trained by fucking MANDALORIANS. Equipped with hidden high frequency vibro-blades that cut through armor like it’s wet toilet paper, and a fully customizable DC-17m blaster that could change classes on the fucking fly. These guys could take mandalorians in a fist fight and make Jedi and Sith flinch
This dude knew about Salacious B. Crumb and actually read up on Warhammer 40K lore. No way in Hell he does not know about the Commandos.
Yep, basically every Stormtrooper since (I mean in Palpatine's time; who knows jack shit about how the First Order got their Stormtroopers?) were basically copies of the copies of the copies of the copies of clones who didn't measure up to the Republic Commandos. It's no wonder they couldn't shoot for shit in the original trilogy unless you put something as big as a SANDCRAWLER in front of them. Sure, any asshole is 'precise' shooting at a vehicle as big as an office building!
By the way, the game Republic Commando rules. Just saying. :)
@@charlesws7825 stormtroopers we're very accurate, it's just the plot armor of that movie made battleships look like destroyers
I love how skulker is aggressively walking to Connor going like “THATS MY BIT. NOT YOURS.”
You’re videos are so entertaining, that you even make the sponsor parts of video worth watching!
I was able to watch maybe an hour of one of these streams one day and the sheer amount of good stuff Badger has to cut out is astronomical. Great work, my good sir. And maybe tell Heavenly he works a little too well as Glamrock Freddy.
Salacious B. Crumb is the literally the best Star Wars character of all time.
Salacious B. Crumb is Star Wars
What about that really hairy lad in the cantina in episode 4. He seemed kinda lost too
I had a beanie toy of him as a kid that I called Cousin Sal since we share a last name.
@@ValnorSith YO imma call him Cousin Sal now thats the best
10:13 isn't that just current tf2
Theres be an awakening have you felt it?
“Yes”
Badger posted another battlefront video.
"When the world needed him most he returned"
I would honestly watch a series where it's just a bunch of random troopers fucking around like you guys. I truly would watch that.
3:54 white man jumpscare
I really like the image of Master Chief carrying Kirby on his shoulder. Adorable and Badass.
2022 is right now the 30th anniversary of the Kirby series.
Stormtroopers arguing for Unemployment via Death Star gives me that Red VS Blue classic I've needed for ages.
Here's hoping for "Spartans Argue for Halo Rings Activated to Solve the Insurrection, Covenant AND Flood."
“The most well protected franchise”
As a legends fan, this *Severely Irks* me…
Second that.
Mara Jade needs to return
As someone who knows how Coca Cola and Sprite are CANON in Disney Star Wars, this also severely irks me
@@LordVader1094 I'm sorry, what?
@@LordVader1094 EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME
@@mechanicpluto2430 You heard them.
broooo 6:55 had me dying of laughter there man
I love to see Kirby flying across a room to give badger a skin fade.
random Trooper :
PARY THIS YOU FILTY CASUAL
Ray :
*Dies in flamme*
I've never heard that badgers married till just now tf. Congrats dude, hope you two have a mad happy marriage:)
yo same
Wait what when? Time stamp?
A slow death
9:16 Someone in the background saying "Heavenly are you ok?"
Lol
I absolutely love all of your group, you have helped me through depression more than 1 time and I would just like to say thanks
We need a Star Wars movie with Russianbadger and his friends in it and they just actively do random shit like this
Badger: *flambeas rei *
Grouse : danm bitch lookin like a Hiroshima victm
Jello: danm tht shit hurted
Spaceballs 2?!
Heavenly being represented as Glamrock Freddy is absolutely perfect.
Gregory, do you see that 1911 on the floor? Bring it to me, I need to kill Vanny.
15:48
>Depict your wife as Asuka
Incredibly based Badger
Wait he’s married?
@@Flickster0 HNNG WAIF?
"First time Chat from Viewer.
*We thought you were just going to die alone.*"
13:43
POV: You're any nameless goon in a Marvel Spiderman movie/comic/game
4:15 all he needs now is a solascias crumb body pillow and he is set
Oh no I don't think we should let badger have adult money
“You… deserve a bullet”
3:38 was that the tf2 detonator sound?????
The use of '05 Battlefront II sound effects and the Scorch voice line made my day
For the real OGs
6:40 i never laughed And repeated a scene so damn much 💀
I'd watch a Star Wars movie with Badger and his friends arguing about shit at random places as long as it's directed by George Lucas
HNNNG WAIF 15:53
😂
I died when i saw kirby chase after someone with a lightsaber at 14:00
Badger: “…shooting back at you like he’s packing heat like Alec Baldwin”
TH-cam: “DeMoNeTise now!!….oh right…”
Current: **laughs in evil**
Yeah that was pretty funny
1:08 Like if Disney didn't already ruined it.
But I don't blame Badger, we all agreed that the sequels never existed in the first place.
Just what I needed on a slow work day.
Badger, Spider-Man memes, and more Battlefront 2!
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Don't Miss This..
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0:48 YOOOOOOO those camera switch sounds are so nostalgic.
the devs finally said something and posted that they would be fixing the server issues, hopefully
Me: cannot physically breathe because of sickness
Badger: posts video
Me: instantaneously cured so I can laugh
5:55 It's not only what can be imagined, it's what should have happened to Rey. The Kennedy sequals would have been much better then
So much more entertaining
Badger would make a super ridiculous TV show if they gave him full control
Badger is honestly my favorite TH-camr. Man makes it actually look so fun and not in the "this is fun but I'm super stressed and exhausted with constant upload schedules" kinda way.
That's why I'm totes okay with the fact that Badger has no upload schedule LMAO.
10:24 yeah I wish I had a good group of friends like yours honestly
U and Me Both, Pal.....Guess the World doesn't need Co-Operative-Loving Gamers like us.....oh, no homo btw
Honestly that would be hilarious I would love to have friends like badgers because they just make anything a good time
@@cringehunter3812 yeah lmao. Don’t really play games no more but my few groups of friends like this and we have a lot of fun
0:10 Spider-Man, Master Cheif, a handful of Star Wars characters. All that's missing are Jonsey, Peely, getting jobbed Fishstick getting jobbed, Meowscles, Peter Griffin, Deadpool and a million Winterfest Bushrangers getting non-canonically jobbed and it will be exactly like Fortnite.
god these videos never fail to make me crap my pants laughing
8:45
“Packin heat like Alex Baldwi-“
Jesus Christ badger
2:36 - 2:57
Meaning of *salacious* (first part of *Salacious* Crumb's Name) -
*"Having or conveying undue or inappropriate interest in sexual matters."*
Here's why I LOVE your channel: You just have fun with games as it should be!
Part of me has fun imagining badger in their room doing the mo cap for these videos
2:02 pov: you didn't fix the damn door
I appreciate Badger at times.
Badger: Shoots kermit
Kermit: Fucking dies
Badger: Shoots Chief
Chief: Shrugs it off as if it didn't even happen
"Kirby just clapped Mauls cheeks" are words I never thought id ever hear in the same sentence.
Saying he took a sponsorship plug to put food on his table and still make his edgy jokes, and then immediately blow it all on assorted salacious crumb items is the most badger thing I've ever had the fortune to witness
I wanna see badger and his friends use turrets to beat the department of justice for a video
Fun fact, the Star wars comics has a scene where people you shotguns, like ordinary shotguns, against Jedis because lightsabers can't deflect shotgun bullets
the one youtuber who's sponsor segments i genuinely enjoy watching
12:03 me when i steal an nft
What is an NFT anyway? I hear so many people saying that they are Honestly Just IRL Cash Money Cheat Codes...
@@brokenshah5106 it's basically 1 big crypto scam
You buy a link to an image or something
Forgot how it works myself ngl
2:57
Before I unwrap this Whopper
That has aged like a fine wine
1:50 Imperial Navy Commandos from the Force Unleashed PS2 edition. Absolutely beautiful.
@5:14
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*Stares nervously at all the retcons in the old EU alone
2:15
Bananakin Skywalker
10:57 Open that shet up right now. I KNOW you can hear me. I'm not leavin. *Opens door* HE'S THERE, HE'S THERE, TORCH HIS ESS FELLAS'
GET OVER HERRRE!!!!!
If the squad eventually plays Deep Rock Galactic, that's probably going to be one of the funniest videos possible.
Bajur: "star wars lore is protected"
Disney: hold my beer, and wait, lemme grab master chiefs helmet there too
you know what, i would love to see you and the boys in some sort of Star wars side series as baground storm troopers, who all speaks and talks in the same goat level energy as this. "you know what the death star took that unemployment rate down to 0%"
One thing about Badger is he knows how to make the longest intros. Thank God he isn't a director, he'd blow the budget on 1h50mins worth of opening credits before you even see the title of the movie you're watching.
If Badger could make a comedy film about him and his squad, which comedians do you think he'd hire to play the roles?
@@Crimson_Sun2486 Good question, I pondered it. All played by Adam Sandler.
@@retnuh3144 nah, nah, here's how it would go
Badger - Ben Stiller
Grouse - Jack Black
Skulker - Jim Carrey
Heavenly - Kevin Hart in a fat suit
@@Crimson_Sun2486 See now I was secretly thinking black comedians but felt like it was wrong, that good, (sir/madame) is a stellar 👌 cast.
BURN IN HOLY FIRE 11:06
11:05 WHO DID THEY TURN INTO AN OPEN FIRE ROAST!?!? XD
3:20 I'm sorry badger, I can't take you seriously dressed like that
I can never take him seriously
Hopefully this one won’t be age restricted
00:13 every 9 year-old ever
Like john cena? From fortnite?
like goku from fortnite?
Like dr.doom from Fortnite
Hell yeah, first vid of the new year! Already lookin' like a banger with the intro alone!
7:19 - as a russian, i can confirm the thing in red
As someone who has played this game so much I am so happy that you have been playing this game more. This game definitely has flaws but it is super fun. The republic commando is definitely an extremely fun character.
Is it just me or is badger the only TH-camr, when he gets sponsors I LIKE watching them he some how make’s sponsors/ads fun to watch?