5:25 "ALL WOMEN *whips out lightsaber* ARE QUEENS" " *walks out from the bushes* IF SHE BREATHES...SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOT!!!!" *starts fighting out of nowhere*
@@trickytreyperfected1482 from my point of view i just made a random joke, when I make jokes they usually get ignored or no one laughs, this type of thing never happens. Sorry if you still don't understand
@@joey9388 the girl kept hitting him with the sword(The purple thing its fake)Then the cop pushed it away and she started screaming like he hit her but the cop did nothing but push it away.
What's your favorite in game quote? Edit: Also child abuse isn't a joke so I apologize in advance for the first couple of seconds. Also I made a typo with Markus. I put a c instead of a k for a few.
0:01 - me when I'm playing tomodachi ( idk how to spell it ;w; ) life for the 3DS and the child is crying I feel like just doing that but instead i actually take care of it so it doesn't cry XD
“You can slip and fall on a banana peel, you can get in a car wreck, you can fall off a bridge!” *_”YOU CAN HAVE AN ANEURISM ON A TOILET! Y o u n e v e r k n o w . . .”_*
"I thought you said printer" "Why the fuck would I say printer?" That onegot me so good. My face was a tomato. My dad came in my room and was like, "Dinners-" And he cut off cuz he saw how red my face was. He then made it redder by saying "Are you okay?" XD
5:25
"ALL WOMEN *whips out lightsaber* ARE QUEENS"
" *walks out from the bushes* IF SHE BREATHES...SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOT!!!!"
*starts fighting out of nowhere*
Dragon Fire I like your profile pic
*T h i s I s H o w M e A n d M y F r i e n d s F i g h t*
Thanks for typing out the entire clip
Because we didnt see it already
No sir-ee
I could see them fighting about that lol
0:01 *TAPPING INTENSIFIES*
No! 😢
T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S
Stopping pounds over 9000
@@isabellalmao2583 what.?
I swear,some of these are so accurate it hurts
Roses are red
Todd has no wife
My name is conner the android sent by cyber life
*_beautiful..._*
*claps*
Connor*************
Entire world population^^^^^^^^
RooZkii • XD
5:42 ... I want that to actually be something Connor does to Hank XD
The best thing in the entire video cfvgbhjkkl
Somebody make a comic of that XD
5:29
Markus: all androids! Are alive!
Connor: If they breathe! They are DEVIAAAAAAANNTTTT!!!!
Edit: 400!? Ok I'll stop the editing comment now
Zapperzac YASSSSS
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You don't have to edit your comment to comment on how many likes you've gotten... why can see the number of likes it has with our own eyes.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 from my point of view i just made a random joke, when I make jokes they usually get ignored or no one laughs, this type of thing never happens. Sorry if you still don't understand
0:45 when you don't pick violence
I happened there?!
@@joey9388 the girl kept hitting him with the sword(The purple thing its fake)Then the cop pushed it away and she started screaming like he hit her but the cop did nothing but push it away.
0:19 Literally When You Fail Anything As Connor
1:37
"Red Robin!"
"YUM!
OOOOOH WAIT NOOOOOOOO"
xDD I'm dying
I guess he is too lol
If you really think about since Chloe was the first android to past the turning test she is really is the mother of androids
Let’s finish each other’s....sssssssssAAATTTAAAN WILLL RISSEEE!
Me : HOLY CRAP I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT XDDD
2:43 I’m dead
*Yo when Hank is your wingman for dates*
Sketchy Ardvark
I'm making him my wingman then
@@Kara-kq5sb TF
@@Kara-kq5sb why
@@Kara-kq5sb Hold up
@@Reaperlevii holding!
I did not see 4:55 coming omg
*W H E E Z E*
Jeepers! Fu$!
Did it say fight idj
Idk *
liz
Lmao no he said
“ *F U C K* “
I swear some of these have Connor getting hurt and rejected
*protecc this bish*
Jingle bells
Todd smells
Amanda go away
Connor is hot
Leo is not
Detroit all the way
It's not a vine compilation without Brendon Urie.
This comment is too perfect for this world and you are amazing for making it is so fucking true though
Nekovat Cat It can tho
Too true
You don't need Brendon Urie
this is my last water bottle yes u do
4:49
For personal preference
5:41 I feel like Connor would do this after he deviates. He's just a prankster and Hank joins in and they team up against Gavin.
*_BUT YOU DIDN’T_*
I love Connor lmao
Same
Who doesn't?
1:22 i just realized it’s Gavin’s uncle 💀
please explain this comment I have been struggling to understand for years
4:55
Shaggy: ZOINKS!
Scooby: °dog whimper°
Daphne: Jeepers!
Velma: Jinkies!
Fred: FUUHCK
What's your favorite in game quote?
Edit: Also child abuse isn't a joke so I apologize in advance for the first couple of seconds.
Also I made a typo with Markus. I put a c instead of a k for a few.
JN3XUS “An eye for an eye and the world goes blind…”
-Jesse Williams/Markus 2038
"Succulent."
-Ralph 2K38
"Fight the abyss, but don't let it consume you."
-Carl Manfred, 2038
''I'll be here for you son...'' -Hank 2038
I like dogs.
Okay but 4:30 actually happened once (plus, it was in Detroit). Coincidence ? I think not !
this is scarily accurate
You're wrong for all of this 😂
0:00 todd no
Your name makes me uncomfortable tbh
Me *coming back from watching the dbh series for the 120th time and watching the crack videos again*
Ahh it's like just joining the fandom again
That Connor and Amanda one had me dead, I thought it was gonna be "previous Connor's ghost" or something
At 3:46 is he chasing Kara?
Allie Lieva ...
Stop
Nah the strippers
Nope. Chloe.
@Horror Fanatic Kara is a brunette. When there's the option of changing the color, it says "stay brown" soooo
0:45 is me having my 305th meltdown of the week
0:02 that’s *ANIMAL* *ABUSE*
It's CHILD abuse
Myriam Serrano well it actually is animal abuse because humans are mammals and mammals are animals so yeah
liz *EXACTLY*
Rose Hardt oh yeah lol
*Tapping intensifies*
4:49 Brendon is a mood 😂
The first vine was my favorite one
Finally one dbh vine that actually fits the characters XD Good job man
2:18 Ok, but I generally want to know where that clip came from
Completely Normal Person it's from scrubs. This is the video I used: th-cam.com/video/Ranu8BOvQmQ/w-d-xo.html
1:39 Hank would absolutely do this to Connor 😂
4:59
I didn’t expect that
Lol
5:28 should be in reverse lmao
4:49 he is also the second best musician and his name is Brendon Urie and the best musician is Freddie Mercury 🙃
Conner: It doesn’t hurt that much it’s a BB gun
Chloe: Nope nope I’m out
5:00 Best Vine EVER 😂
I died when Sam and Colby's Vine appeared
❤️😂
0:44 I can't 😂
4:56 is the best and I freaking understand all of these😂😂😂😂
1:25
Gavin: My pleasure
Markus: Why are people so scared of equality
"EQUALITY!"
"AH!"
SO ACCURATE OMFG 😂👏
"But you buying drugs. What's up" I lost it at that
Why are these all so accurate? 😭 Good job on this compilation.
0:01 - me when I'm playing tomodachi ( idk how to spell it ;w; ) life for the 3DS and the child is crying
I feel like just doing that but instead i actually take care of it so it doesn't cry XD
2:42 so accurate XD
Luca that one took me TF out 😭😭😭😭😭
1:09 😁
I just want you for my own!!
@@LpsRoseGold Please leave me the fuck alone.
XD
1:07 welp that took a turn 😂😂
That Ralph vine was too fucking accurate omg
“S U C C U L E N T.”
5:47 the best high school reunion
1:15 & 3:46 were my faves😂
I love this because these aren’t only Connor with only two/three being other characters
**first vine appeared** Me when a Markus x North told me to take a newborn of Markus x North shipper
0:18 CONNOR NOOOOOOO!🤣🤣🤣
This has legitimately cured my depression.
*Hey, How You Doin' Well Im Doin Just Fine I Lied Im Dying Inside*
YOU COULD HAVE AN ANURISM ON THE TOILET! YA NEVER KNOW.
Level of stress-
*100000000000000000%*
4:31
New York: Become Human
Yeah, but why does The dirst one crack me up so much? Ahshdbdbdvdbdb
“You can slip and fall on a banana peel, you can get in a car wreck, you can fall off a bridge!”
*_”YOU CAN HAVE AN ANEURISM ON A TOILET! Y o u n e v e r k n o w . . .”_*
"Joinks!"
"Yeep!
"Jeepers!"
"Jinkies!"
*"FUCK"*
4:49
YASSSS IT BEEBO
And why can I relate to all of his vines lol
0:21 MY FAVORITE PART
IT'S SO FUNNY😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Connor, he’s adorable
I like the you are my dad vine better for Conner and Hank lmao
THAT DUDE IS SO MEAN THAT HE PUSHED THAT CAT IN THE TRASH
Markus is a boi of many talents.
One second in and I’m already laughing 😂😂
The yo-yo master one got me good lmao
The beginning got me dying I feel bad for Alice, Todd is an abusive dad XD
0:00 when My Teacher Gives Me Detention
The first one got me and I sometimes still play that game 😅
0:45 R.I.P headphone users
THE LAST ONE THO IM CRYING
I love this vid so much but when I saw a brendon urie vine I love it even more
*when ralph relates to Brendan on a mental level* BUT TBH SAME
I laughed way too hard on this than I should.
5:36
Markus : This is for Jericho!
Connor : JERICHO IS A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
0:44 that scream is killing me
I found context for 5:28 :
*Markus:* ALL DEVIANTS ARE ALIVE
*Connor:* IF THEY BREATHE... THEY ARE THOOOOOOOOOTS!
4:50 my favorite, it's like it's designed to be Ralph
That first one had me screaming.
4:59 I never laugh at anything at that had me DEAD 😂😂
"ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!" . .. "IF SHE BREATHE SHE'S A THOOOOTT"
"I thought you said printer"
"Why the fuck would I say printer?"
That onegot me so good. My face was a tomato. My dad came in my room and was like, "Dinners-" And he cut off cuz he saw how red my face was. He then made it redder by saying "Are you okay?" XD
3:53 *You became a* *_Human!_*
Oml the first one was so funny poor Alice XD
Im also new to this fandom
I want Connor and Markus to have a toy lightsaber fight
Connor: you are a deviant you are a deviant EVERYONE IS A DEVIANT AND GAY
This is so friking ACCURATE 😂👌
The 1st one.. I couldn't breathe!
Rick?
Rick: FROM HIGHSCHOOL!!!!!!
OTHER DUDE: RICK!!!!
YOU HAD TO HAVE BRENDON HERE OML I LOVE U
2:13
When u fail the easiest qte...
THE FIRST ONE IS NOT OKAY LMFAAOOOO