5:25 "ALL WOMEN *whips out lightsaber* ARE QUEENS" " *walks out from the bushes* IF SHE BREATHES...SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOT!!!!" *starts fighting out of nowhere*
@@joey9388 the girl kept hitting him with the sword(The purple thing its fake)Then the cop pushed it away and she started screaming like he hit her but the cop did nothing but push it away.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 from my point of view i just made a random joke, when I make jokes they usually get ignored or no one laughs, this type of thing never happens. Sorry if you still don't understand
What's your favorite in game quote? Edit: Also child abuse isn't a joke so I apologize in advance for the first couple of seconds. Also I made a typo with Markus. I put a c instead of a k for a few.
0:01 - me when I'm playing tomodachi ( idk how to spell it ;w; ) life for the 3DS and the child is crying I feel like just doing that but instead i actually take care of it so it doesn't cry XD
Roses are red
Todd has no wife
My name is conner the android sent by cyber life
*_beautiful..._*
*claps*
Connor*************
Entire world population^^^^^^^^
RooZkii • XD
0:01 *TAPPING INTENSIFIES*
No! 😢
T W E N T Y E I G H T S T A B W O U N D S
Stopping pounds over 9000
@@isabellalmao2583 what.?
I swear,some of these are so accurate it hurts
5:25
"ALL WOMEN *whips out lightsaber* ARE QUEENS"
" *walks out from the bushes* IF SHE BREATHES...SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOT!!!!"
*starts fighting out of nowhere*
Dragon Fire I like your profile pic
*T h i s I s H o w M e A n d M y F r i e n d s F i g h t*
Thanks for typing out the entire clip
Because we didnt see it already
No sir-ee
I could see them fighting about that lol
5:42 ... I want that to actually be something Connor does to Hank XD
The best thing in the entire video cfvgbhjkkl
Somebody make a comic of that XD
0:45 when you don't pick violence
I happened there?!
@@joey9388 the girl kept hitting him with the sword(The purple thing its fake)Then the cop pushed it away and she started screaming like he hit her but the cop did nothing but push it away.
0:19 Literally When You Fail Anything As Connor
5:29
Markus: all androids! Are alive!
Connor: If they breathe! They are DEVIAAAAAAANNTTTT!!!!
Edit: 400!? Ok I'll stop the editing comment now
Zapperzac YASSSSS
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You don't have to edit your comment to comment on how many likes you've gotten... why can see the number of likes it has with our own eyes.
@@trickytreyperfected1482 from my point of view i just made a random joke, when I make jokes they usually get ignored or no one laughs, this type of thing never happens. Sorry if you still don't understand
1:37
"Red Robin!"
"YUM!
OOOOOH WAIT NOOOOOOOO"
xDD I'm dying
I guess he is too lol
*Yo when Hank is your wingman for dates*
Sketchy Ardvark
I'm making him my wingman then
@@Kara-kq5sb TF
@@Kara-kq5sb why
@@Kara-kq5sb Hold up
@@cinderfoxx holding!
5:41 I feel like Connor would do this after he deviates. He's just a prankster and Hank joins in and they team up against Gavin.
2:43 I’m dead
If you really think about since Chloe was the first android to past the turning test she is really is the mother of androids
It's not a vine compilation without Brendon Urie.
This comment is too perfect for this world and you are amazing for making it is so fucking true though
Nekovat Cat It can tho
Too true
You don't need Brendon Urie
this is my last water bottle yes u do
Let’s finish each other’s....sssssssssAAATTTAAAN WILLL RISSEEE!
Me : HOLY CRAP I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT XDDD
4:55
Shaggy: ZOINKS!
Scooby: °dog whimper°
Daphne: Jeepers!
Velma: Jinkies!
Fred: FUUHCK
I did not see 4:55 coming omg
*W H E E Z E*
Jeepers! Fu$!
Did it say fight idj
Idk *
liz
Lmao no he said
“ *F U C K* “
I swear some of these have Connor getting hurt and rejected
*protecc this bish*
Jingle bells
Todd smells
Amanda go away
Connor is hot
Leo is not
Detroit all the way
1:22 i just realized it’s Gavin’s uncle 💀
please explain this comment I have been struggling to understand for years
4:49
For personal preference
*_BUT YOU DIDN’T_*
I love Connor lmao
Same
Who doesn't?
Okay but 4:30 actually happened once (plus, it was in Detroit). Coincidence ? I think not !
Me *coming back from watching the dbh series for the 120th time and watching the crack videos again*
Ahh it's like just joining the fandom again
At 3:46 is he chasing Kara?
Allie Lieva ...
Stop
Nah the strippers
Nope. Chloe.
@Horror Fanatic Kara is a brunette. When there's the option of changing the color, it says "stay brown" soooo
0:00 todd no
Your name makes me uncomfortable tbh
Finally one dbh vine that actually fits the characters XD Good job man
this is scarily accurate
You're wrong for all of this 😂
What's your favorite in game quote?
Edit: Also child abuse isn't a joke so I apologize in advance for the first couple of seconds.
Also I made a typo with Markus. I put a c instead of a k for a few.
JN3XUS “An eye for an eye and the world goes blind…”
-Jesse Williams/Markus 2038
"Succulent."
-Ralph 2K38
"Fight the abyss, but don't let it consume you."
-Carl Manfred, 2038
''I'll be here for you son...'' -Hank 2038
I like dogs.
2:18 Ok, but I generally want to know where that clip came from
Completely Normal Person it's from scrubs. This is the video I used: th-cam.com/video/Ranu8BOvQmQ/w-d-xo.html
0:45 is me having my 305th meltdown of the week
4:49 Brendon is a mood 😂
That Connor and Amanda one had me dead, I thought it was gonna be "previous Connor's ghost" or something
4:49 he is also the second best musician and his name is Brendon Urie and the best musician is Freddie Mercury 🙃
0:02 that’s *ANIMAL* *ABUSE*
It's CHILD abuse
Myriam Serrano well it actually is animal abuse because humans are mammals and mammals are animals so yeah
liz *EXACTLY*
Rose Hardt oh yeah lol
*Tapping intensifies*
1:39 Hank would absolutely do this to Connor 😂
4:59
I didn’t expect that
Lol
The first vine was my favorite one
0:01 - me when I'm playing tomodachi ( idk how to spell it ;w; ) life for the 3DS and the child is crying
I feel like just doing that but instead i actually take care of it so it doesn't cry XD
1:25
Gavin: My pleasure
5:28 should be in reverse lmao
0:44 I can't 😂
Why are these all so accurate? 😭 Good job on this compilation.
5:00 Best Vine EVER 😂
5:47 the best high school reunion
4:56 is the best and I freaking understand all of these😂😂😂😂
1:09 😁
I just want you for my own!!
@@LpsRoseGold Please leave me the fuck alone.
XD
2:42 so accurate XD
Luca that one took me TF out 😭😭😭😭😭
Conner: It doesn’t hurt that much it’s a BB gun
Chloe: Nope nope I’m out
0:18 CONNOR NOOOOOOO!🤣🤣🤣
I love this because these aren’t only Connor with only two/three being other characters
1:07 welp that took a turn 😂😂
0:21 MY FAVORITE PART
IT'S SO FUNNY😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
0:00 when My Teacher Gives Me Detention
4:31
New York: Become Human
Just for anyone who doesn't know, RK900 is the new Connor in the bad ending. When Amanda replaces RK800 Connor, after he 'completed his mission'.
0:45 R.I.P headphone users
I died when Sam and Colby's Vine appeared
❤️😂
"Joinks!"
"Yeep!
"Jeepers!"
"Jinkies!"
*"FUCK"*
4:44 it also could've been Markus and Carl
1:15 & 3:46 were my faves😂
4:49
YASSSS IT BEEBO
And why can I relate to all of his vines lol
This has legitimately cured my depression.
4:59 I never laugh at anything at that had me DEAD 😂😂
Markus: Why are people so scared of equality
"EQUALITY!"
"AH!"
SO ACCURATE OMFG 😂👏
0:44 that scream is killing me
Markus is a boi of many talents.
4:50 my favorite, it's like it's designed to be Ralph
5:36
Markus : This is for Jericho!
Connor : JERICHO IS A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
YOU HAD TO HAVE BRENDON HERE OML I LOVE U
*Hey, How You Doin' Well Im Doin Just Fine I Lied Im Dying Inside*
3:53 *You became a* *_Human!_*
I love this vid so much but when I saw a brendon urie vine I love it even more
I love Connor, he’s adorable
"But you buying drugs. What's up" I lost it at that
5:00-5:13
Markus and Connor as little kids.
3:38 R.I.P Markus
**first vine appeared** Me when a Markus x North told me to take a newborn of Markus x North shipper
I like the you are my dad vine better for Conner and Hank lmao
*when ralph relates to Brendan on a mental level* BUT TBH SAME
2:13
When u fail the easiest qte...
0:51 That scream IS CRAZZZZZYYYY
Omg xDD
I broke the replay button xDD
0:00 *OH GAWD*
THAT DUDE IS SO MEAN THAT HE PUSHED THAT CAT IN THE TRASH
I found context for 5:28 :
*Markus:* ALL DEVIANTS ARE ALIVE
*Connor:* IF THEY BREATHE... THEY ARE THOOOOOOOOOTS!
That Ralph vine was too fucking accurate omg
“S U C C U L E N T.”
0:45 lol
0:13 give me you f******g money!
Memes I like
1: 0:00 ( I feel bad for Alice)
2: 0:13
3: 0:27
THE LAST ONE THO IM CRYING
1:11 poor Conner all he wanted was some love
I SHIP IT
The first one got me and I sometimes still play that game 😅
This is so friking ACCURATE 😂👌
Yeah, but why does The dirst one crack me up so much? Ahshdbdbdvdbdb
4:48 brandon!
And in there i feel same everyday!
The beginning got me dying I feel bad for Alice, Todd is an abusive dad XD
I l0ve how accurate this is
0:18
That’s Corey Fogelmanis from “Girl Meets World”!! 😃
I’ve seen this video before.
That show sucks
"ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS!" . .. "IF SHE BREATHE SHE'S A THOOOOTT"