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If you guys have been enjoying Stardew Valley you should consider trying Coral Island. It’s a lot like Stardew but with more added in like a museum that you can donate dinosaur bones, fish, and other items. You can also do some underwater exploring and even have the chance to become a mermaid. And if that doesn’t catch your fancy, there are over twenty eligible spouses to choose from and all characters have different outfits depending on the season or if they’re at the beach. It’s getting multiplayer eventually but for right now it’s still single player.
Not to mention Gabby didn't bother to listen to Jake when he was trying to ask how many new maps were released. The hypocrisy of Gabby is real. But then again, it's tough living with a Jonk too.
It’s called being a hypocrite. Everyone on this channel is a hypocrite, since they all talk crap to each other about doing dumb stuff and they all do dumb stuff. WPE is a purgatory of hypocrisy for them all, and we get to watch and enjoy their agony and suffering.
I never realized that Ellis is a "condition" that gets passed on to Gabby when he's not there... Gabby is usually very chill with Ellis around, but somehow gets equally as frustrated and infuriated with Jake when he's not there to do his Ellis thing!
@@JayHog1992 That's fair enough, if you don't keep up to date with the game you wouldn't know. It was the fact Jonk was straight ignoring everyone telling him which one was the newest that was so damn funny.
i understand what he was trying to say, the farms are added in a line, but if it was all filled up medowlands would only be the 4th one since we look at them from left to right
And she DEFINITELY doesn't like Prismatic Shards! I forgot that once, and I tried giving her one, like I was doin for everyone else......instant regret.
Gabby getting angry at Jake was funny as hell, but she can’t get angry since she can’t listen to any directions before having a meltdown during the first word.
Apparently they're legally required in case someone is having a stroke/heart attack, etc. Not that I agree with this idea, but that's why they're designed that way
@@menotme4602 If they're having a stroke or heart attack it's not by any means guaranteed they're going to fall to the floor, and likely they're going to fall backwards, so just kind of slump on the toilet. Then again it's such a rare occurrence that it shouldn't be a reason to have the cubicles completely private.
@@thewielder3445That's odd because a lot of truck stops I frequently visit don't use those shitty stall doors & partitions using actual doors with locks and real walls.
@@DieselTechie-uo9we The law that requires that stall doors can be pulled out only got passed a few years ago. So new toilets use them, older ones don't.
The multiplayer farm MAP is actually pretty cool. One corner has trees, another a quarry, pond, and just open area for farming. I think it would fit your group as you can sanction each other and forbid them from harvesting your resources, controlling the stock market ;)
That janitor probably had to keep cleaning up people's piss because they do that on purpose I feel ger pain because i hated doing it too when i was a janitor
Pursuing Haley starts out pretty bad, but she actually has the best story arc in Stardew Valley. She ends up being the best waifu you can have, IMO. She grows out of being a biotch eventually, and becomes a genuinely awesome lady.
Haley is one of the slow burn romances that's easy to reject but if you do then you are being just as judgmental as she is. If you can bridge that gap and hold out an olive branch then she'll eventually accept it with heart-warming enthusiasm.
The whole "CLEAR THE HOLE" bit reminds me of the original Alien movie, where they're looking for the facehugger on the ship, they all sit in the doorway for 10 seconds before finally looking above the door frame. So funny.
@@mattpace1026stop defending the multibillion dollar corporation mate. Its unacceptable that amazon changed its tos undercover to make you pay more for the same exact service.
0:01 Poor chicken 0:17 Jake’s gender or the dog’s gender? 0:33 “How many Hoe’s you got?” -Nick, 2024 0:44 Soggy newspaper 0:59 Alex the bedwarmer?? 1:12 Sewage Joe 1:37 Grandfather left you a broken bus 1:54 Jake’s bad accents 2:16 Friendly Farm 2:33 Very large dono 2:46 Store isn’t open yet 3:16 Reversed buttons 3:40 “Can I have Haley?” -Alex, 2024 3:59 Gabby losing her shit 5:17 One inch Nick! 5:34 Alex the simp 5:48 Tldr… 6:37 420 6:49 Fly on the wall 7:02 Raging about Amazon 8:13 Radioactive glasses 8:27 High definition graphics 8:39 *aggressive throat clearing* 8:53 “Always pissing on the floor”
The reason we have toilet gaps is that our stalls are so shit they start leaning after 2 years. Putting a gap in the door means we don't have to fix them as often because the door still closes. And the gap UNDER the door is so it's harder to do crack privately.
@@mattpace1026A few comments up someone suggested it's in case the person is having a heart attack or something. Also you aren't making any sense you can have a hinge without a gap
@@qm230 Providing an attempt at an explanation after someone gave you one you clearly just didn't like, considering you apparently don't understand the difference between a lock and a hinge. Sounds like someone trying to backpedal.
@@mattpace1026 lmao you are clearly a troll from your other comments. There are plenty of ways to lock a door cheaply. Go suck some nitrous or whatever it is you apparently do.
Actually, I know. To explain why American stalls have a gap below the door, that's actually a safety precaution. It is there to make it easier for emergency responders to get you out of the stall in case you are having a heart attack or seizure.
That 'always pissing on the floor' bit sounds like the janitor was about to bust through the door while turning into a monster or something. Like the really quiet moment before a jump scare in a horror movie. Just the eye peering through and yeah.
The ultimate challenge Gabby faces every time she plays games: Not getting angry around Jake. Successes: rare as a blue moon. Failures: has a better chance at not wheezing.
No clue if this will be seen but tilled dirt can be made normal again by hitting it with a pickaxe! Use that the next time you till too many spots for your plants to save you the headache of making it one wider!
Soggy newspaper can be recycled actually for a small chance at cloth and some torches i believe 😂 but I get where you're coming from. Also when your name is actually Hayleigh 😅😂😂😂
Gabby. As a cleaner/caretaker I can understand the toilet attendants frustration. It is always frustrating when someone is "always pissing on the floor". Especially when said someone is a student, and they do it repeatedly, day in day out without fail.
Hey WPE, I dont write comments often but I just wanted to thank you for helping me get through some tough times, I just graduated high school two days ago and I am on my way to college, so thank you guys so much!
To explain why American stalls have a gap below the door, that's actually a safety precaution. It is there to make it easier for emergency responders to get you out of the stall in case you are having a heart attack or seizure.
Wait that last bit, you telling me there are places outside of the US that Don't have those gaps! I feel like that is a net positive alround. Also, my best guess is that the janitor was probably frustrated with their job when they mumbled that, I should know, I hated nearly all 5 years of my janitorial work.
8:53 I guess girls bathrooms have different ediket (I am not going to fix that) because a man's bathroom is not like that, it is worse but in a different way
Yeah the more I watch WPE vids the more I get that Jake really does just get so insufferable the later hours in the day. 😂 I feel for Gabby and everyone else experiencing him.
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Do you guys take game suggestions or is that off the table
If you guys have been enjoying Stardew Valley you should consider trying Coral Island. It’s a lot like Stardew but with more added in like a museum that you can donate dinosaur bones, fish, and other items. You can also do some underwater exploring and even have the chance to become a mermaid. And if that doesn’t catch your fancy, there are over twenty eligible spouses to choose from and all characters have different outfits depending on the season or if they’re at the beach. It’s getting multiplayer eventually but for right now it’s still single player.
Gabby can’t get mad at Jake for not listening to instructions when she has a full factory reset when she hears directions
Agreed
Indeed. They truly are made for each other lol.
Not to mention Gabby didn't bother to listen to Jake when he was trying to ask how many new maps were released. The hypocrisy of Gabby is real. But then again, it's tough living with a Jonk too.
Glad someone else noticed the hypocrisy 😂 was just about to comment this
It’s called being a hypocrite. Everyone on this channel is a hypocrite, since they all talk crap to each other about doing dumb stuff and they all do dumb stuff. WPE is a purgatory of hypocrisy for them all, and we get to watch and enjoy their agony and suffering.
"Stop waterboarding the chickens!"
A sentence I never knew it needed to be said
I have a better one.
Stop trying to mate with the chickens.
@superiorrule34 That’s how Big Bird happened
@@superiorrule34name checks out
@@superiorrule34😂just like in Fallout
@@superiorrule34 Just like that one incident in the Fallout tv show.
I never realized that Ellis is a "condition" that gets passed on to Gabby when he's not there... Gabby is usually very chill with Ellis around, but somehow gets equally as frustrated and infuriated with Jake when he's not there to do his Ellis thing!
As she said in the Sims, Gabby thinks her and Ellis have a lot in common.
Someone needs to put Jonk in his place. There’s like a chain of command for that, if not Ellis or Gabby, then someone else
@@arandomcomment5808I'm just waiting for the day that the ellis mantle is passed on to jonk
If Ellis and Gabby are both absent, Cath inherits the brain cell. If all of them are absent, god help us all
@@Resi1ience I think that scenario qualifies as a singularity!
The amount of Scottish rage coming from gabby is TOP TIER and i love it 😂
In Nick's defense:
Soggy Newspaper has a chance to become Cloth if put in a Recycler, which has great value.
Whenever these 4 get together for a stream u know it's gonna be comedic gold and I love to see it
4:50 I don't think I've ever heard Gabby that intimidating ever
totally understandable though. The amount of confidence Jake is having while totally wrong is just.... URRGHGGHHH!H!!
@@faizkroller1996 tbf it can be either top to bottom or left to right
Full scotish came out lol
@@Diamond4luck that'd make more sense if the item count on the 1st and 2nd column is about the same. But in this one, 2nd column only has two items.
@@nitrade87 4:20 lol
ALWAYS PISSING ON THE FLOOR WAZOWSKI!
It's so funny that Jonk just flat out ignores everyone telling him the Meadowlands is the new one 😆.
I didn't even know the game had an update at all, like the beach farm and such.
@@JayHog1992 That's fair enough, if you don't keep up to date with the game you wouldn't know. It was the fact Jonk was straight ignoring everyone telling him which one was the newest that was so damn funny.
@@DRAG0NSPIRIT10 Yep. That's Jonk alright.
i understand what he was trying to say, the farms are added in a line, but if it was all filled up medowlands would only be the 4th one since we look at them from left to right
I don't blame him for ignoring them. They're not credible sources of information.
I can't believe Jake is getting money from the Whiterun Guard...
"Wait... I know you..."
@@emmyhartwich8737 You're making a mistake
Reverse bribery
That should be a new merch idea for a tshirt “Always pissing on the floor” 😂😂😂
With a stylized eye staring through a cubicle crack. It would definitely be a conversation starter.
You could really hear the scot starting to leak out of Gabby during the menu bit. That's how you know she was PISSED
😂😂 Hilarious as always! The best part is that Hayley doesn't even like Diamonds lmao!
And she DEFINITELY doesn't like Prismatic Shards! I forgot that once, and I tried giving her one, like I was doin for everyone else......instant regret.
Gabby getting angry at Jake was funny as hell, but she can’t get angry since she can’t listen to any directions before having a meltdown during the first word.
That last story, i'll never understand why their cubicles are like this, people can see you pissing or taking a shit
Apparently they're legally required in case someone is having a stroke/heart attack, etc.
Not that I agree with this idea, but that's why they're designed that way
@@thewielder3445 But can't they see people's feets? If someone falls down, you can see them lying on the floor, no?
@@menotme4602 If they're having a stroke or heart attack it's not by any means guaranteed they're going to fall to the floor, and likely they're going to fall backwards, so just kind of slump on the toilet. Then again it's such a rare occurrence that it shouldn't be a reason to have the cubicles completely private.
@@thewielder3445That's odd because a lot of truck stops I frequently visit don't use those shitty stall doors & partitions using actual doors with locks and real walls.
@@DieselTechie-uo9we The law that requires that stall doors can be pulled out only got passed a few years ago. So new toilets use them, older ones don't.
The multiplayer farm MAP is actually pretty cool. One corner has trees, another a quarry, pond, and just open area for farming. I think it would fit your group as you can sanction each other and forbid them from harvesting your resources, controlling the stock market ;)
Four Corners map, I mean. Just to clarify
That's the farm they played on when they last played this game.
@DRAG0NSPIRIT10 wait really?? Which video was that?
@@sharklazerboy9529 The one titled 'STARDEW VALLEY' that's about a year old.
@@DRAG0NSPIRIT10 thank you kind citizen
"Always pissing on the floor, wazoski. Always pissing.."
That janitor probably had to keep cleaning up people's piss because they do that on purpose
I feel ger pain because i hated doing it too when i was a janitor
6:14 that laugh though XD
that janitor did a good job scaring the piss out of you.
now the whole thing went much faster! 👍
4:52 There’s something humorous about Gabby speaking like a corporate boss 😂
Pursuing Haley starts out pretty bad, but she actually has the best story arc in Stardew Valley. She ends up being the best waifu you can have, IMO. She grows out of being a biotch eventually, and becomes a genuinely awesome lady.
Abigail 4 lyfe.
Haley is one of the slow burn romances that's easy to reject but if you do then you are being just as judgmental as she is.
If you can bridge that gap and hold out an olive branch then she'll eventually accept it with heart-warming enthusiasm.
@@Xenmaru00Abigail fans unite. I will be in the graveyard with a Ouija Board.
Sebastian 4 life, not because he shares the name of my boyfriend but because I like his vibe.
Emily
Nick does the Herbert voice way to good! I can see why he and Alex are getting allong so well! :D
Gabby devolving into full scottish as Jake fails to listen will always be funny
The whole "CLEAR THE HOLE" bit reminds me of the original Alien movie, where they're looking for the facehugger on the ship, they all sit in the doorway for 10 seconds before finally looking above the door frame. So funny.
I think I'd probably try to get that janitor fired if I caught them peeping at me in a stall.
1:30 Who else thought Gabby was talking about Ron Swanson. I was like, “That’s not a bad thing. Ron Swanson looks pretty badass.”
"Always pissing on the floor" should be the new WPE merch.
Amazon prime having ads is absolutely horrible and they somehow get away with it
It's called business. Get over it. No one is forcing you to use it.
@@mattpace1026stop defending the multibillion dollar corporation mate. Its unacceptable that amazon changed its tos undercover to make you pay more for the same exact service.
“We aren’t judging you sleeping with a man, we are judging it’s *Alex* “
The STRENGTH of the accent creeping in during the farm selection was the funniest part of the video, had me cracking up.
0:01 Poor chicken
0:17 Jake’s gender or the dog’s gender?
0:33 “How many Hoe’s you got?” -Nick, 2024
0:44 Soggy newspaper
0:59 Alex the bedwarmer??
1:12 Sewage Joe
1:37 Grandfather left you a broken bus
1:54 Jake’s bad accents
2:16 Friendly Farm
2:33 Very large dono
2:46 Store isn’t open yet
3:16 Reversed buttons
3:40 “Can I have Haley?” -Alex, 2024
3:59 Gabby losing her shit
5:17 One inch Nick!
5:34 Alex the simp
5:48 Tldr…
6:37 420
6:49 Fly on the wall
7:02 Raging about Amazon
8:13 Radioactive glasses
8:27 High definition graphics
8:39 *aggressive throat clearing*
8:53 “Always pissing on the floor”
Love yall, especially nick with his random, funny af comments
The reason we have toilet gaps is that our stalls are so shit they start leaning after 2 years. Putting a gap in the door means we don't have to fix them as often because the door still closes.
And the gap UNDER the door is so it's harder to do crack privately.
WPE has now gotten noticed by the whiterun guards. Milestone, boys and girls, milestone.
Trust me no one here in the U.S knows why the fuck there are gaps between stall doors.
It's because of the lock mechanism. How do you not understand that?
@@mattpace1026A few comments up someone suggested it's in case the person is having a heart attack or something.
Also you aren't making any sense you can have a hinge without a gap
@@qm230 Providing an attempt at an explanation after someone gave you one you clearly just didn't like, considering you apparently don't understand the difference between a lock and a hinge. Sounds like someone trying to backpedal.
@@mattpace1026 lmao you are clearly a troll from your other comments. There are plenty of ways to lock a door cheaply.
Go suck some nitrous or whatever it is you apparently do.
Actually, I know. To explain why American stalls have a gap below the door, that's actually a safety precaution. It is there to make it easier for emergency responders to get you out of the stall in case you are having a heart attack or seizure.
I forgot I watched this stream and was confused on how I knew what they were talking about.
"Always pissing on the floor, Wazowski..."
Last video before my membership expires and i love it!
alot of shops in germany are open at 7 in the morning
2:40 the way alex said why 😭
Lmao angry Scott gabby was showing 😂
Probably my favorite part was the argument about soggy news paper having no use of but it does have 1 use.
That 'always pissing on the floor' bit sounds like the janitor was about to bust through the door while turning into a monster or something. Like the really quiet moment before a jump scare in a horror movie. Just the eye peering through and yeah.
Yaay! New WPE video to watch while I wait for my uber on a street corner in South Africa
Alex is a man of class. Haley is *chefs kiss*
To be fair to Jonk, both Beach and Meadowland are the newest maps for this past update to the game.
Oh my god the pissing on the floor story again
I remember that from the podcast! God I miss seeing yall in the podcast format
I love how much Gabby's Scottish comes out the more worked up she gets
TINKLE TINKLE, always pissing on the floor
The ultimate challenge Gabby faces every time she plays games:
Not getting angry around Jake.
Successes: rare as a blue moon.
Failures: has a better chance at not wheezing.
Hope you all have a good day! keep up the amazing work WPE! On another note, We need more Nick.
Alex wanting Hayley is the most cultured move ever.
Gabby is channeling the SAO:A Asuna this episode.
Minus the racism
Nah gabby is worse than the abridged version which we can all agree on is the real one
@@schmittiTV I don't think you remember everything Asuna said and done. Like the racism part.
@@Pumciusz i do and that's lightweight racism people who feel offended from it are oversensitive
Can’t believe no crusty moments made it into this 😂
Oh just wait for Part 2 haha
@@WorstPremadeEver oh god… 😂😂😂
Gabby always has the wildest stories lol also always entertaining to hear very scottish Gabby come out again (angry Gabby lol)
When ever Gabby gets mad at Jake, she just goes full Disney Merida mode.
No clue if this will be seen but tilled dirt can be made normal again by hitting it with a pickaxe! Use that the next time you till too many spots for your plants to save you the headache of making it one wider!
Holy moly, that might be the weirdest ending to a WPE that I’ve ever seen, well done, you’ve outdone yourselves!
This channel is more underrated than beyond underrated
Did anyone ever tell them that hoed land can be un-hoed with a pickaxe?
Soggy newspaper can be put into the junk machine into different materials.
Actually the wet newspapers can be turned into torches and cloth if you put it in the recyclers
Soggy newspaper can be recycled actually for a small chance at cloth and some torches i believe 😂 but I get where you're coming from.
Also when your name is actually Hayleigh 😅😂😂😂
Wow! Look at that Ray Tracing on Alex’s bald head… *chef’s kiss
Gabby. As a cleaner/caretaker I can understand the toilet attendants frustration. It is always frustrating when someone is "always pissing on the floor". Especially when said someone is a student, and they do it repeatedly, day in day out without fail.
Gabby doing her best to not get angry is hilarious
Soggy newspaper can be turned into cloth or 3x torches with the recycler
Funny thing is, Haley doesn't even like diamonds. And Alex just straight up gives it to her with no hesitation 😭😭
Friendly farm: Where dreams, plants and animals go to die!
They actually named it dick milk farm, so they stayed on brand.
The only thought i had in the intro when the chickens were shown, was when Stan's chickens in Kaif's video were sold and he couldnt make mayonnaise
Whiterun guards be cool like that 🤣👍
Ya I liked my own comment you should too 😂 stay true👍
Chat donated $500:
Normal person : Thank you
Alex : WHY!?
Hey WPE, I dont write comments often but I just wanted to thank you for helping me get through some tough times, I just graduated high school two days ago and I am on my way to college, so thank you guys so much!
Jarl Balgruuf must've increased his pay to those guards.
I think Gabby being angry at Jake for not getting the whole Meadowlands farm thing is the most Scottish ive ever heard her.
i love how scottish gabby becomes when shes mad
"what shop is op at 7 in the morning"
my bakery and workspace joins the chat
I love how Gabby get more Scottish when shes mad lol
thanks & i finaly remebered your theme music , its from postal 2 i think [ mental game from running wiht scissors]
4:00 This part seriously got on my nerves. How is Jonk so... ARRRGHH!!!!
Gabby you sound like Merida from the movie brave when you are telling off jake about the farms! xD
Thx Gabby, now I'm afraid of public bathrooms
yeah randomly got this in my recommended aboout 9 days ago despite not being a member but now I can watch it
Oh my god this is perfect! I recently got addicted to sdv lmaoo
2:05 What I assumed was a Scottish accent
2:12 Jake: That was French
Me: HAH!?
She must have drank too much maple syrup before work
To explain why American stalls have a gap below the door, that's actually a safety precaution. It is there to make it easier for emergency responders to get you out of the stall in case you are having a heart attack or seizure.
WPE definitely partake of the devils lettuce 🤣
~5:10 - I'm with Jake here. "Baddies that can get you in the night" is a convincing argument
Alex is me but instead of Haley, it’s Emily. “I GOT A SHINY ROCK, I NEED TO GIVE IT TO MY POTENTIAL WIFE-“
Ah yes, the Whiterun Guard passing out the wealth today!
4:52 this got me. This really got me
Wait that last bit, you telling me there are places outside of the US that Don't have those gaps! I feel like that is a net positive alround.
Also, my best guess is that the janitor was probably frustrated with their job when they mumbled that, I should know, I hated nearly all 5 years of my janitorial work.
Jake is the SPECIAL grandson
8:53 I guess girls bathrooms have different ediket (I am not going to fix that) because a man's bathroom is not like that, it is worse but in a different way
That beatbox was spot on. 😆
they do know that soggy newspaper is not usless right? you get cloth from it.
Yeah the more I watch WPE vids the more I get that Jake really does just get so insufferable the later hours in the day. 😂 I feel for Gabby and everyone else experiencing him.