The Pete & Sebastian Show - EP 529 "Italian Takes/Trick or Treat" (FULL EPISODE)

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  • Sebastian has a gig for a famous director and Pete has Italian Takes!
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ความคิดเห็น • 225

  • @markoberndorf
    @markoberndorf ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I said it once and I shall say it again. Best friggin' day of the week when a new 'cast is released. Thanks!

    • @susanshew2373
      @susanshew2373 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, I deal with depression daily and these two are so healing for me.

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I hope your Mom sends a text for that one"
    😂😂😂

  • @shannonnolan7002
    @shannonnolan7002 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Omaha steaks commercial…“what do you mean you put it on the chicken - it is the chicken?!” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tinatonerfitness
    @Tinatonerfitness ปีที่แล้ว +9

    With these two, I wish it were Tuesday EVERYday. I feel like even my health has improved since watching them...laughter is the best medicine!

  • @ingelathune-boyle
    @ingelathune-boyle ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Why are the podcasts recorded a month ago? You're talking about things that happened in October and it's now end of November. It feel odd. They used to be just two days old.

  • @dtruth5769
    @dtruth5769 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Pete's comic genius!

    • @dukx3986
      @dukx3986 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It just dawned on me with this episode that he may have genius level IQ.

    • @kking470
      @kking470 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pete is amazing,

  • @deroze90
    @deroze90 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Pete coming in with some killer bits for Sebastian’s Scorsese show. Love watching comics workshop ✌️🤘

    • @colleengaleazzi4486
      @colleengaleazzi4486 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congratulations Sebastian on Scorsese show! It's so fun see all the italianos working together!!

  • @1maripaul
    @1maripaul ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Coming home from the holidays and having 3 new casts to watch & Sebastians new Netflix show on Dec. 6th ... it feels like Christmas!!!!!

  • @lacefacethegreat
    @lacefacethegreat ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Pete: "If you had a kid it might eat people." Made coffee come out of my nose from laughing. I JUST WASHED this shirt. Thanks Pete! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's why i always take my shirt off for THE CAST.

  • @mariacrochet8379
    @mariacrochet8379 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I busted up laughing when Pete said "someone coming over to light the candle for the first one". Oh no.

    • @brooklyn7722
      @brooklyn7722 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh yeah, the conversation about people setting up shrines was so hilarious

  • @dukx3986
    @dukx3986 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pete is lightening fast! I find things funny but I rarely laugh out loud by myself watching a podcast. Tim Dillon and Pete Correale make me audibly laugh on a regular basis. Pete will be doing Scorcese's 90th.

  • @diannawilliams6923
    @diannawilliams6923 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Great call from Pete at the end on Sebastian’s lack of respect.

  • @cjj963
    @cjj963 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The “discrete watch” check was hilarious. 😅

    • @Dk-rz5hd
      @Dk-rz5hd ปีที่แล้ว

      Right. He caught him on the second one 😂

  • @kathysteffek879
    @kathysteffek879 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Pete is absolutely hilarious! He cracked me up so many times!! AND calling Sebastian out for checking his watch-- which by the way- he did several times during the Cast-- that call out made me laugh out loud!! "If I was on a date - i'd be asking for the check right about now'!! 🤣

  • @seabrook1976
    @seabrook1976 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good for Sebastian. Dude worked his ass off to get where he is. He always treated it like a profession and his success is testament to that.

  • @InvestandCollecttoys
    @InvestandCollecttoys ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What's with being out of order. Let's go fellas ! We already heard what happen at Halloween. How we getting an episode prior to Halloween, after Thanksgiving?

  • @KennySherwood10
    @KennySherwood10 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The chicken read....i looooooooooooooooooooove this podcast so much, thank you for leaving that in, you guys are great.

  • @psw4763
    @psw4763 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pete good catch on watch checking. 😄

  • @sharonlouisedoud9769
    @sharonlouisedoud9769 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sorry Sebastian, it was not discreet. Yes Pete, call for the check!

  • @pete9688
    @pete9688 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these knuckleheads! During times. Like we’re going through now… I need this for some levity! I turn off the news and listen to this cast on my way home from work. It truly Brightens my day!

  • @GranmaSam
    @GranmaSam ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Private Jet Baby. Ask Scorsese people to come and get you.

  • @Happy2bme2dae
    @Happy2bme2dae ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sebastian has to be kidding with these clothing items he's trying to sell. He wouldn't even be caught dead in them, and the prices are paying his mortgage! 🤣

  • @traceywalker9693
    @traceywalker9693 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My husband us actually really good at taking multiple photos and different angles than myself. 😆 Pete calling out Sebastian for checking his watch! 😆 🤣 😂

  • @yogaisforeveryone
    @yogaisforeveryone ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Best podcast - luv Pete’s real raw humor…every time-the best! Like the Patreon page.

  • @sandymadrid68
    @sandymadrid68 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey guys just an FYI. I live in New Mexico. The Cross' on the side of the road are big out here. I have a cousin that died in a car accident 30 years ago. Family usually meet up there for his birthday and his death anniversary. It's not mandatory if you go you clean up the space, pull the weeds add some plastic flowers some solar lights, whatever. It's usually the parents of the deceased or the siblings that maintain the site. There are sights of where people were killed by drunk drivers and the community kinda just keep it clean hang posters and put crosses and candles

    • @thegandolfos
      @thegandolfos ปีที่แล้ว

      That is super sweet of your family to so that. ❤ I think it may be because the highways here in NY/NJ are not wide open on the shoulder so if you pulled over to visit the site of a loved one’s crash, you’d stand a fairly high chance of getting killed yourself.

  • @matthewtorchiana6418
    @matthewtorchiana6418 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They weren't actually putting the Fentanyl in the Candy, they manufactured the pills to resemble candy in various colors and then packaged them in Candy wrappers in hopes of getting the shipment through customs

  • @WW-hn5yb
    @WW-hn5yb ปีที่แล้ว +5

    These ads are suckie

  • @Growthisinthedirt
    @Growthisinthedirt ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My gosh that was Alot of ads!!! 😱

  • @dianebruns9305
    @dianebruns9305 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Great show guys the way you bounce off each other is just hilarious. It keeps us as listeners, listening to every word you say............😆

  • @williammcgrath9466
    @williammcgrath9466 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A watch check that will live in infamy

  • @culinarywonk9931
    @culinarywonk9931 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    oh my god, this is the best one so far.. so crazy.. serafina will be fine, go for his 80th

  • @krawkenable
    @krawkenable ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What’s with the commercials ? 😵‍💫

  • @estellascouten1078
    @estellascouten1078 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Loved your great content video gentlemen!! "a couple of face taps!", "Do we have time?", then all we would've needed was Sebastian putting the watch to an ear..LOL!! Oh my side hurts from laughing!! 🤣 💚🤟🤗🍂NM

  • @brooklyn7722
    @brooklyn7722 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This whole conversation about Jeffrey Dahmer and having shrines was hilarious, and I didn't even know that Jeffrey had a brother. Always learning something from your show.
    Loved it and this show was crazy funny from beginning to end.

  • @hughjames8339
    @hughjames8339 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You guys should wear robe’s 😂

    • @francessalazar9868
      @francessalazar9868 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s a “Boss” move right there! 🤩😂

    • @shelleycampbell623
      @shelleycampbell623 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂Petes would be the fluffy warm robe Sebastion's silk 😂

  • @rumanis9355
    @rumanis9355 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you both so much for non stop laughs.....you guys kill me!!!

  • @sylviawoods6650
    @sylviawoods6650 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Dahmer and dog bit had me rolling 😂

  • @nauornvr_
    @nauornvr_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I WISH THIS PODCAST LAST FOREVER. MY FAVORITE PODCAST

  • @TrewlPatrol
    @TrewlPatrol ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rent a private jet for christs sake! Or get Scorcese to pay for it!

    • @brooklyn7722
      @brooklyn7722 ปีที่แล้ว

      No way, it is often heard that they crash often

    • @nanwilder2853
      @nanwilder2853 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sure! “Rent a private jet”, because the Commercial Jets aren’t dumping enough toxic, Cancer-and-Global-warming-causing chemicals into our skies-brainiac.

  • @marshalawson
    @marshalawson ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Killing me on the “public sleep” not me, EVER! Love ya 2 fools!!

  • @eyeknowaguy718
    @eyeknowaguy718 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love the notes Pete. The man does his homework.

  • @TJTJS1
    @TJTJS1 ปีที่แล้ว

    You two lmao 🤣
    I can't believe people spill beer's on grave's "eye roll"

  • @trenis
    @trenis ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pete is killing with his Dahmer analysis

  • @lynnglynn721
    @lynnglynn721 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Pete don't miss a trick!Love ya Pete!

  • @andriadebose3403
    @andriadebose3403 ปีที่แล้ว

    What uguys were saying about the shrines was hilarious 😂

  • @anneverna1792
    @anneverna1792 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have always been fascinated by the dahmer story

  • @lordjuju13
    @lordjuju13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I didn't realize Sebastian was in the Irishman so I will watch it. Enjoyed the show guys.

    • @judygrancich3756
      @judygrancich3756 ปีที่แล้ว

      His part was perfect, especially in the courtroom!

  • @francessalazar9868
    @francessalazar9868 ปีที่แล้ว

    🤣😂💀 when Biscuit does a crazy impression of JD 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maryanntownsend265
    @maryanntownsend265 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Enough with Dahmer. Kill the story,guys and get rid of all the ads.

  • @capone3167
    @capone3167 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Is this a rerun? I’m asking because they were talking about Halloween as if it’s coming up. Regardless, I love these guys!! God Bless you all

  • @estelleblakitis7609
    @estelleblakitis7609 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Too many commercials lately!! Omaha steaks - we all know they r good. Please stop the commercials. It disrupts your flow!! Thx!!!

  • @janiebrossmann1178
    @janiebrossmann1178 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg Sebastian 🎉I can’t wait to see the movie 🍿 I’m so excited 😊And, geez u gotta do the birthday party 🥳 You’re an amazing Daddy so you can definitely make this work 👍
    Pete ur hysterical…❤️totally unpredictable humor in my book 😂

  • @greco37
    @greco37 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    26:31 “ you try to dig up a corpse at a graveyard to fuck it”- Correale gold

  • @kristnpmi2786
    @kristnpmi2786 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    At his birthday comedy act he should ask if if this is him being made?

  • @timgilbert9130
    @timgilbert9130 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You guys, 57 is a year that naps become the greatest thing known to man.

  • @nickinflorida777
    @nickinflorida777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey guys, my Chicago grandfather was an Italian old school, worked with Capone for real. With his coffee he always had the classic Italian biscotti with it.

  • @rhondarevaa6461
    @rhondarevaa6461 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg this episode cracked me up non stop. Love you guys!! 😍

    • @brooklyn7722
      @brooklyn7722 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hilarious from beginning to end

  • @sgdsingh9123
    @sgdsingh9123 ปีที่แล้ว

    Forget the DOG? This whole Dahmer thing was SEBASTIAN’S IDEA!🤣😂

  • @apocketfullofsunshine6060
    @apocketfullofsunshine6060 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the music at the end! Thx for great content!! 😊

  • @GeneBurnett
    @GeneBurnett ปีที่แล้ว

    43:41 The best way out of that I've found is to ask them to take a multiple pictures the first time. Like you pose and then you tell the stranger, just click away, shoot a bunch...just takes a few more seconds of their time and you've got some to choose from.

  • @sandymadrid68
    @sandymadrid68 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The longest most deliberate watch ⌚️ check ever. 🤣🤣

  • @DavidRamirez001
    @DavidRamirez001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys make my day...good shit

  • @epel4416
    @epel4416 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    100% that dog woulda ran away

  • @sunnybeachwalks4k2022
    @sunnybeachwalks4k2022 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Scorsese is such a legend

  • @rachellicee2380
    @rachellicee2380 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the 'youths' are showing up Sebastian??

  • @meganbrown7484
    @meganbrown7484 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes, joint ad reading, love it!! Thank you for bringing it back.

  • @shirlannelett4192
    @shirlannelett4192 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Budweiser is pony piss.😂

  • @venagunches4045
    @venagunches4045 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh yes please we need mama texts!

  • @vincentgaita3653
    @vincentgaita3653 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys are the best!!

  • @mamallamaandthelittles
    @mamallamaandthelittles ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You carried the episode Pete!

  • @matthewwyattsadventures983
    @matthewwyattsadventures983 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love you guys so much. I’ve been laughing my ass off for several months now listening to you guys. Sebastian my little brother saw you in Phoenix. Me and my mom are straight crazy about you man. We love you.

  • @GPagez
    @GPagez ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My weekly fix☆☆☆
    Two great comedians kick'n it☆☆☆

  • @mariacrochet8379
    @mariacrochet8379 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Favorite Italian song ... Lazy Mary. "Che la Luna mezza mare mamma Mia m'a maritare"

  • @jamieczarnecki7718
    @jamieczarnecki7718 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The upload that makes my day!!!

  • @StAugMarketing
    @StAugMarketing ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Burn the hammock 🤣🤣

  • @franpaszkowski-hood1565
    @franpaszkowski-hood1565 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pete that is exactly my thoughts too - the milk- etc

  • @88dannyg
    @88dannyg ปีที่แล้ว

    The Pete and Sebastian show always puts out great content!

  • @aedmo1952
    @aedmo1952 ปีที่แล้ว

    Another great cast!! HAHAHAHA!!!

  • @Growthisinthedirt
    @Growthisinthedirt ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have chronic pain and last year I was on Fentanyl. In the USA it's patches. My dog years ago licked my patch for like 20 seconds. I had taken it off to take a shower and it fell on the floor after my shower. I had to take my dog to the emergency vet. She was acting weird. Vet said "she's high as hell!!"😆. They gave her an anti high shot. Like Norcan for dogs. So happy the daumer stories are Over!!!

  • @Freddie0828
    @Freddie0828 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You guys match!

  • @jeanineruggeri4573
    @jeanineruggeri4573 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh my! This is hilarious!!!

  • @LexWick
    @LexWick ปีที่แล้ว

    Shrine routine was gold love it

  • @xandinho17
    @xandinho17 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:59 great delivery 😂

  • @running-with-scissors664
    @running-with-scissors664 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yea baby!!!!, It's Tuesday!!!❤❤

  • @philmakris8507
    @philmakris8507 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hey Petey! Enough with the initials meatball!!!!

  • @DavidRamirez001
    @DavidRamirez001 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I once had Lime disease! Cracked open a Corona and
    ended up with Corona and Lime"...HEY!!! IS THIS MIC ON OR WHAT!🎤🎤

  • @charleswolf3252
    @charleswolf3252 ปีที่แล้ว

    WHY ARE THEY WHISPERING?

  • @lynnieellison9643
    @lynnieellison9643 ปีที่แล้ว

    Guys, my son was hit and killed by a car while riding his bicycle down the street from our home…he was 18 yrs old and there was a shrine built. For two years , there would be fresh flowers, stuffed animals and candles and such . We never knew those who placed them ,or the original shrine for that matter, thru the years. I think it’s just those who’s lives he touched in his short time on the earth. We found it comforting to know he was still thought of and missed by others as much as by us. I’ve been a very long time listener of the Cast and I can safely say Pete should write a few jokes for the Scorsese party 😁

  • @PurpleElephant808
    @PurpleElephant808 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I always watch they're podcasts at playback speed 1.25 because even though Sebastian has a smooth voice his pauses are too long and he talks a little bit to slow for me. Try it... playback speed 1.25 it works..plus it'll save you about 14 minutes for your life.

  • @louconstantino7436
    @louconstantino7436 ปีที่แล้ว

    love the cast! Pete, lose the light would ya lol

  • @franpaszkowski-hood1565
    @franpaszkowski-hood1565 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was so frightened one Halloween someone came up to me so aggressively with a mask on and then I thought this could be a house invasion moment there was no way of protecting myself- no more for me!!!!

  • @fefetegs8994
    @fefetegs8994 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lunch break psyched!!!🌬️❤️🤸

  • @loritaylor2987
    @loritaylor2987 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm having nightmares about bacteria in my miracle sheets - Thanks Pete

  • @locodiablo8130
    @locodiablo8130 ปีที่แล้ว

    On my way to Sebastian show right now!!! Worcester ma!!

  • @jadengreene2266
    @jadengreene2266 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love dis show

  • @palmina77italiana
    @palmina77italiana ปีที่แล้ว +3

    #CAN/ WOULD YOU TWO PLEAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEE DO A LIVE STREAM ? :)

  • @cmh9932
    @cmh9932 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's one hell of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity! Congratulations Mr. Maniscalco!! Blessings to you and your beautiful family. You could probably find a Private Pilot that would be willing to fly you over on a Cessna for pennies to the dollar in respects to a private jet cost... just something to look into.

  • @yn3481
    @yn3481 ปีที่แล้ว

    Matching outfits lol love it

  • @brobert4172
    @brobert4172 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Sebastian's whole slow low talking has become kinda boring and lazy. It used to be funny, and still is when used right, but it's like too much and low energy. Thank god Pete's there to pretend to be interested and upbeat to bring some energy to Sebastian's worn schtick.

    • @judygrancich3756
      @judygrancich3756 ปีที่แล้ว

      I kind of get what you're saying about Sebastian, then again, I think that's how he is ... laid back. Overall, I really think they complement each other.

  • @DjackPhrygiant
    @DjackPhrygiant ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bob DeZero