Master Ken Insults Martial Arts Icons (NSFW)
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He is actually funnier than 90% of famous comedians.
The most impressive thing about this man is how he doesnt break character to laugh at any point.
😂 lol yeah!. Floating around 45+ minute thing he did on a MMA show, and Master Kens take on (then)mondern MMA. Almost 60 minutes of comentary...as Master Ken! Some of the complaints at the time are still spot on. IIRC something like the mens division you're not alowed to stomp the someones dick, but you are aloud to bear hug and pray for points for almost an hour strait?
And on some other show Matt Paige(the person behind Master Ken) was on a show about self defence. it's weird af to here him talk when not on stage. I think it was a radio show about self defence classes. it's around here on youtube.
Ameri-do-te will pump your facial muscles so that you can do the same. All your muscles are weapon, when you can kick in the groin.
like Leslie Nielsen lmaof
.......I actually don't think he is in character?
Close you eyes and listen.... it's Barack Obama.
Yes
+@1337johnnyG I been saying that forever.
+plumberfiddle ya apparently other people down in the comments have too.... I thought I was original ! ; {
+@1337johnnyG He sounds exactly like him. Makes it hard to listen to him. Good thing hes somewhat funny.
holy crap, you're right!!! lmao!!!!
'There's more inappropriate touching in one class of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu than there is in a slumber party at Bill Cosbys house." LOLOLOL!!! I'm a diehard BJJ practitioner, but god damn, that was funny as fuck.
Chief Wiggum BJJ is just a Snuggle with a Struggle!
How much "inappropriate touching" goes into Greco-Roman wrestling? Wait! Greco-Roman? That just answered the question.
That's actually why I didn't get into BJJ.
@@efe_aydal and you would get your arm snapped in half if you ever fought someone with 3 months training, all because you are too homophobic to learn how to grapple
@@efe_aydal Nah, you are just a failure who can't fight for the hell of it.
Master Ken should do a TEDtalk
+Dean Mc Creary That would be THE best TEDTalk EVER!
+Charles Collier make it happen NOW
+Dean Mc Creary That would be a TEDtalk I would actually watch.
+Dean Mc Creary TED IS BULLSHIT! A cult-like allegiance to speakers will get you killed in a street fight.
***** we need to campaign for this
I fucking lost it during the M.Y.A.S.S. part, omfg, how does he keep such a straight face all the time?!
+ENJager because he always need to keep his kill face restrained
ENJager same i laughed out loud in the middle of the night
He hardly breaks, there a very few bloopers where he laughs and has to start over.
*wheeze*
Im 5 years late, but its because he aint bullshitting around, he means it
'What can last longer than 14 seconds inside Ronda Rousey' I lost my shit at that point.
falloutrangerlol me i would
I'd like to see if I can try.
I´d love to give it a try...
Somebody explain please?
Samsul Miah She is known for insane grappling
It’s all about dedication. If you’re not sleeping, drinking, and eating MYASS, you’re doing it wrong
i thought die hards would be pissed at this guy, good to see everyone takes it well
this guy's pretty much a comedian so I guess everyone knows to not take it seriously
anyone who takes offense to the stuff he says takes themselves way too seriously
Or has waisted 3 -4 years into some Bullshido, or Kendo...i mean LARPing :^)
Lots of guys don't know how to take this stuff without laughing.
He's a real martial artists. I think it would be different if some guy off the street, who had no training in any discipline was making these jokes.
This guy has won the comedian show more then he has a martial arts contest!
Think u triggered someone brah
That's because he's a comedian first. And a martial art practioner second. Wouldn't be funny if he took martial art seriously
I think that’s the point
@@adamduffield7782 wait he is a martial artist? Thats news to me. That explains how he can make it looks so ridiculous
@@nemdenemam9753 At no point did I see him make martial arts look ridiculous.
We need him in Avengers End Game
nobody would pay to see a 10 minute Avengers movie
Maybe deadpool.
That'd be boring, he'll just kill everyone, including Captain Marvel...
Thanks is no match for master Ken’s kill face
Imagine restomping thanos's groin
this humor is just great.. Its somehow pretty simple and childish, but still funny as fuckk
tambourinh wanna go in M.Y.A.S.S.
Master Ken should be on Joe Rogan
That be awesome he say something bout Tkd to him haha
moijesuismoi99 especially in character as well 😂😂
Joes too afraid to have a real fighter on.
@@danielbell4007
So all the different MMA guys he has on aren't real fighters?
Joe Schmo sarcasm/humor are wonderful things. Explore them a little.
"running around with helmets and hitting each other with wooden swords, I thought that was called LARPing." bahahahahahahaha I fucking died. :D
Master Ken videos are only half the fun. The second half comes from reading the comments :)
I was there for this. Master Ken was the "Crimson Ninja" until he was unmasked and did the rest of his skit.
That Jackie Chan joke killed me. Lol.
We need a season done at a shaolin temple.
+HiddenPalm LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
HiddenPalm do they have a sense of humor
kung fu is bullshit
Revolutionary Vision it fucking depends how u use it and it is not fucking bullshit unless if u suck at it
andreas T Goddamn get your thong out of your ass that's one of Master Kens jokes
The sealed envelopes was great. Brought back memories of Johnny Carson
Carnac the Magnificent
I love this guy. I do martial arts but I still find this hilarious.
Knowing martial arts is required to fully enjoy some of his jokes - like the thrust of freedom, when he says you need to use your hips you think "oh, that is actually true" - and then he starts humping...
The thrust of freedom has saved my life in a few fights, i was pinned and so i could only thrust up, after about 14 thrusts of freedom my attacker must have realized anymore of that and i would have shattered his pelvis so he ran. Master ken would be dissapointed because it only should have been one thrust, i need to practice more
Stevie Steve same, I do taekwondo and this shit is funny
I think that is exactly why you find it hilarious. Master Ken and Todd got booted on America's got talent, not because they are not funny, but because their audience is fairly narrow, and apparently none of the judges had any significant knowledge of martial arts.
Yeah man, self depreciating humor is a good call. Everything is spot on. I was a Tae Kwon Do "artist" from like 8 years old through about 20. When I saw "Rex Kwon Do" in "Napoleon Dynamite", it clicked. Yes, that was me in a nut shell for the last 15 years. Ouch, but better to realize it and move on.
That was hilarious...nicely done
Better and better every single day, due to his new jokes.
the ronda rousey one slayed me
Slay, slew, slain, I think.
Master Ken is like the Super Dave Osborne of martial arts.
Subbed.
as an asian, it is really difficult to order a miller lite
SWAGGY Jsl how about a full robe.
SWAGGY Jsl hahahahahhah
cory greene only first word end with r and second word start with l I guess
Evoh Lurks
How the hell does anybody of any country in any language mistaken "miller" with "fuck me"?
_Imagine if a guy that was asian couldn't say boxing so he said electric cars go slow_
Evoh Lurks
LOL!! Fine fine. I'll let you off with a warning this time. Next time I'll have to write you a ticket.
Try to stay off comments sections if you're sleepy, okay? You might hurt somebody out here. Or yourself even.
If there is a full-length version of this I would be so grateful.
Superman sent his Chuck Norris pyjamas back and exchanged them for Master Ken PJs 😂
How Todd keeping a straight face through the whole show is astonishing lol
lol watch the out takes he's posted now. They don't 90% of the time.
Master Ken counted to infinity TWICE !!!
totally offensive and politically incorrect, I LOVE IT!
Those aren't insults those are hard facts
Finally an inspirational speaker for all martial arts!!!
If you close your eyes you could think Barack Obama is speaking.
The true martial arts master. All my years of training wasted until he brought the light to the world of bullshit.
"Where did the mime buy his invisible rope?" "George Dillman."
Oh my gawd where in the fuck have I been and why haven't I heard of Master Ken until just now ???
He's fucking hilarious !! My hell I need to hear more of this guy !!!
This was my favorite Master Ken yet! Brilliant
Lm*o!! Master Ken deserves his own movie; him and his Silent Bob like side kick are too funny. :)
Mirror Right = Miller Light
HAHAHAH
It's amazing how many people goes to his comedy show. He's a legit comedy stand up comedian
Wow he is better in front of a crowd than on U Toob. The Rousey joke had me in tears. Thanks to all.
That miller light joke was the best out of them all.
Coming into MYASS has a one time 10 dollar fee 😂😂😂
Just "discoverd " this guy yesterday. He's freakin hilarious!
Oh man...how does he do his routine with a straight face!
Practice, lots of Practice, i can only imagine how much laughing going on between him and Todd when coming up with these idea then having to act them out
funniest fucking guy ever
I love Master Ken's philosophy...I wonder how he can talk straight that way without breaking.
The last one was the best =)
I would like a mirror rite bartender!
WarGamerGirl haha
There is no last one with the immortal Ken there is only the before the next one.
who would give this a thumbs down?
Haha master ken has the rolled up and tied ninja pant legs. And a red belt now!
+MaharlikaAWA He's not wearing a red belt. There's just so many stripes on it that it's hard to make out the black.
master ken for president
2:10 "It's bullshit." my sides xD
That was a wonderful omage to Johnny Carson's Carnac the Magnificent.
why the f*&k does master Ken not have at least 3 awesome movies out on Netflix.... i could watch this all day
He MUST do a movie.
He plays his role so good.
❤
The "Maintain Your Ameridote Street Skills" or "MYASS" got me lol
He's bothered by World Tkd Federation. He's bothered with W.T.F., But has no problem with M.Y.A.S.S.
XD I died 🤣
If this guy can fight as well as he tells jokes, he could kick anyone's ass 🤣🤣🤣
This is like watching the Penn and Teller of Martial arts.
Master Ken is a great stand upper, I didn't know he did this stuff.
If you could win a fight with humor alone, this guy would be invincible :)
This guy could do standup tours
You are hysterical. So on point. The crowd loved you 👍
the Johnny Carson, question in envelope bit was hilarious.
M.Y.A.S.S. sounds like a gay Civil Rights organization. ..
This mans on fire.
this guy is great!!
Master ken is chuck norris' shadow.
I want to see him go on America Got Talent
Captain Unstoppable He already did. They--and especially Heidi--didn't understand they were a comedy act and got chastised for their attitude. They were voted down unanimously. I suspect they did know about the show and didn't want to give them any more attention. Yet AGT horns in on YT and gets millions of views, taking attention away from original content.
Master Ken does not sound like Obama. Obama sounds like Master Ken.
Why are you not FAMOUS???? You're Comedy is GOLD! GOLD I SAY!
You know jackie is goated when the onlything ken can make fun of him for is his accent.
4:41 Todd speaking for the first time
In the show he does talk.
Well done on the Carnac tribute!
Some really good Comedy. :D I thought you'd have at least 1 Million Subs. At least you got one more now. ^^
Master Ken and Anthony are in the new maze runner film : scorcher trials
Notice how he didn’t touch Bruce Lee... the one man Master Ken would lose to
2:11
Wouldn't 'Ken-Do' be his personal martial art? 😏
This has movie written all over it! Love the groin segment. Wonder if there's a technique for busting a gut reversal :)
He's currently in his 7th month of physical therapy to correct his permanent stink eye.
He has a long road of recovery ahead
Now after 10 months of intensive therapy his therapist now has permanent stink eye too
M. Y. A. S. S is the best part.. 😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe I’ve just discovered this guy lol
Hilarious … OMG …. I seriously laughed out loud😂 love it ❤️
the envelope bit should be sub-titled "With Apologies to Johnny Carson" (that said, it's a good gag!)
Why this shit isn't a movie yet is beyond me!
It's nice that Kendo was mentioned by the Great Master Ken! (or anyone)
Hilarious!
Incredible to see this-guy continue to grow
We need Master Ken's movie right now.
A great way to spend 7 odd minutes. Spat me brew out on those questions . brilliant.
Mark Wignall .hahahaha
6 years from the upload date: This is so broken as to be good.
Master ken and ameri- dote make my heart happy.
I guessed the Steven Seagal one.
you are awesome! when are you coming to boston so i can go see you live lol
Ok , ok, i'll come instead. But now, he owes me two !!!
Amanda c what part of Beantown... seeing Boston is tiny
This was simply brilliant
OSS!
"Your ass is crowded." LOL! He sure got him.
when he's talking about M.Y.A.S.S. all i heard was the skit for SuperTroopers MEOW skit lol. also for you younger people the letter part at the end is from the Johnny Carson Show where he would have Ed McMahon who hosted Star Search (google it) be the guy handing Johnny the letters and then reading them out.
You guys are trying a lot of new stuff in this season. I like it.
You weren't supposed to expose me like this
Those last 2 were good
the best thing was,he's doing all with a straight face!! :D
OMG I WAS LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME CAN'T STOP XD TKD AND WTF