Yeah but not many officers will let a murderer out of jail or take bribes also it's weird he could bribe cops when he's poor in the beginning of the game
Yeah, but did you notice that CJ is ALWAYS released from jail after being busted, even when he has literally not a single dollar on his account? That proves all cops in SA love CJ so much that they are always willing to forgive him anything he's done, even if he blew up hundreds of cars and killed thousands of people. xD Or... their memory and all CJ' criminal records are magically rubbed out at the end.
CJ: *dies in aircraft that explodes about 20 times Also CJ: *respawns at hospital with all his limbs and bones intact with no burns, bruises or scratches.
CJ has also died several times due to gunfights with cops, swat members, the FBI, the military, gang members, armed NPCs, getting beaten to death by unarmed NPCs, falls from aircraft or rooftops of buildings, getting ran over by vehicles, caught in explosions caused by explosives or exploding vehicles and still respawns outside hospitals without any visible scars caused by his injuries
Pay N Spray should be like, "Welcome. Please give us 2 weeks to finish the new paint job." Unless they have special robotic equipment that allows them the ability to respray the vehicle quickly. Then that is super deadly, because you don't even get a chance to get out of the vehicle! 2:17 Aw, CJ didn't just shoot the cop? XP
1:10 i'm laughing at this part...i mean, i'm also afraid on that mission when we need to explode the door with that close distance...in RL, 1 bomb maybe enough to explodes a floor, but when i experienced this mission, i guess it's a different case🤣
CJ is a demigod and here is why: When you "die" for the first time you spawn in front of the hospital and the box in the left corner says that CJ actually passed out and the doctors took all of your weapons and some cash for healthcare. That means that if you fall of the Los Santos tower (tallest building in the game), get shot or even fucking exploded out of atmosphere you don't die, you just pass out.
0:22 with an AK ofcourse, but in game you have a 9mm pistol, i used to ask myself if a bullet of it can really compenetrate the tank cap .. maybe 90s wrecks, no wonder since GTA 4 modern cars don't blow up like this
1:40 I thought CJ would be all in paint
Most underrated comment.
@@Dave_Albright realistic moment
I laughed with that😂😂
Cj would probably get beaten up by white civilians for apparently wearing whiteface assuming that he was painted in white paint
I thought same bruhhhh
2:42 CJ has died, you now will play as Luigi
or better, Sweet!
or Mario
All we had to do was play the damn game
@@kacperciesowski3344 or woozie
Or *Ryder*
1:45 I still found badass how he opens the door
I hate gravity
I Hate Gravin...
I Hate Gravy
I hate Granola Bars 😩
@@KyleGD 😩
Since 2017, my wake up alarm is CJ screaming while being on fire. I can tell you i haven't missed a single day of work since that year.
Dammn🤣🤣🤣
Ohh shet 💀
Neither have your neighbors I suppose
@@Vasily_dont_be_silly yeah, sometimes i'm asking myself what can they think about this lmao
Bro💀💀
2:22 When CJ appears out of the jail after getting busted it is already realistic cause he bribes the police.
Hmm yes kills hundreds of cops and soldiers just to get busted in a tank then released from jail because he bribed the police a hundred dollars
Yeah but not many officers will let a murderer out of jail or take bribes also it's weird he could bribe cops when he's poor in the beginning of the game
cj stole a 800000$ military project and bribed the police with like 500$
@@FITOXLOLa $100 only
Yeah, but did you notice that CJ is ALWAYS released from jail after being busted, even when he has literally not a single dollar on his account?
That proves all cops in SA love CJ so much that they are always willing to forgive him anything he's done, even if he blew up hundreds of cars and killed thousands of people. xD Or... their memory and all CJ' criminal records are magically rubbed out at the end.
0:41, CJ's "Uh" sounded like Wario's!
0:11
And Ryder is still calling cj a Busta when Ryder should already be crying in pain
Rip Greenwood
2:42 Imagine if there is new game mode hardcore.
edit 1: 500 likes for the first time
GTA with permanent death. Sounds interesting
Imagine if there's a speedrun with such a mod. Resetting the run everytime you die
They should have made that what happens if you didn't have enough money to pay for the hospital
“You’re no longer be able to finish the game” horrible grammar
@@contrapposto4636 nowadays who cares about grammar as long as it's understandable
0:54
"wasted" word's definition changes at this point
Inhaled too much marijuana🤣
The king is back! Honestly the few GTA videos that actually made me laugh.
Jews in Germany during 1941 1:28
@@Ghoul-b1p uhhh💀that so dark
GTA SA. Always the samw
1:51 ayo there is imposter dancing
i hate Crab
I thought that was the parachute bag
Sus
sushi
CJ: *dies in aircraft that explodes about 20 times
Also CJ: *respawns at hospital with all his limbs and bones intact with no burns, bruises or scratches.
It's crazy how good the medical service is in Los Santos
CJ has also died several times due to gunfights with cops, swat members, the FBI, the military, gang members, armed NPCs, getting beaten to death by unarmed NPCs, falls from aircraft or rooftops of buildings, getting ran over by vehicles, caught in explosions caused by explosives or exploding vehicles and still respawns outside hospitals without any visible scars caused by his injuries
I thought CJ will become full white colored at the paint job
No N-word for CJ too!
I thought that, too.
So СJ can become normal?
@@_zigger_
Whacha mean?
@@_zigger_ wow bro, got the whole squad laughing
1:27 i was also thinking of that
Better than the Xbox 360 and ps3 remasters and definitive editions. Now THATS fosho!🙃
The PC, PS4 and PS2 versions were good too, but not nearly as good as this vid!
@@familybroakajonny dont care
@@mystery7337 wow why do you reply if you don't care lmao🤡
PS2 version >>>
Ps2 = ps4 version This is emulation
0:43 funny how Ryder still managed to call cj a Busta while inside an already destroyed greenwood when he should have been crying in pain
0:17 Emmet was so proud of CJ that he left him for a quick walk to buy some milk
Pay N Spray should be like, "Welcome. Please give us 2 weeks to finish the new paint job." Unless they have special robotic equipment that allows them the ability to respray the vehicle quickly. Then that is super deadly, because you don't even get a chance to get out of the vehicle!
2:17 Aw, CJ didn't just shoot the cop? XP
that’s fucked up
its a game
Have you ever painted a car?
They just take a paint gun and spray, the quality or if is factory color don't matter
@@77Phoenix No wonder it's so cheap.
"uhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh I hate gravity"
Loved that 😂
RIP CJ... You'll always be remembered for being a busta 😭
Rider if he never betrayed grove sheet
@@TechnoHenry Ryder*
2:20 didn't get shot not realistic
Carl floyd
bro I am dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 dark humor ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
He didnt resist, thats why he didnt get shot
No, he's breathing. If he can't then
@@decriper1097 💀
1:33 had me laughing. 🤣
Gachi CJ
😅😅
2:00 the dude in the background lol
Rest in peace random dud in the background :(
RIP to homie vago "Loco" 😢
Accurate SA traffic
0:27 this is what happened if cj didn't Follow What Ryder Says when they driving
0:49 That detail is even more realistic than all of GTA V's lore if it had only been originally added to the game.
CJ: I hate gravity
Tommy: I love gravity 😂
All of these are so good. I genuinely would question the logic on most of these whenever I played this game again
It’s been ages since I’ve seen a video with this “chill creative comp 2015” style. Definitely earned a sub
2:26
"Wait. I shouldn't be here"
1:10 i'm laughing at this part...i mean, i'm also afraid on that mission when we need to explode the door with that close distance...in RL, 1 bomb maybe enough to explodes a floor, but when i experienced this mission, i guess it's a different case🤣
Catalina: OPEN DE FUCKING SAFE!!!
CJ: **levels the whole building**
1:49 amogos
also welcome back!!!
Correction 1:51
1:39
CJ should also be covered in the same colored paint as the scooter.
In 2:17, is nobody gonna talk about that ragdoll that has the same pose as Peter Griffin everytime he died
1:51
hold up, a crewmate from Among Us is there-
2:41 Honestly, I was expecting some funeral scene with Sweet and Kendl mourning CJ.
Coroner: We now know the cause of death, weed inhalation
Police Officer: How much did he inhale?
Coroner: All of it, I think...
CJ's body then Disappears and respawns outside a hospital 🏥
OMG AXORB BACK ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS IS AWESOME 🤩
Happy birthday
@@rimax001 tysm 🫶
Happy late birthday
@@MadnessCrewTom Ty man 😌
Happy birthday very late
XD The game would actually end on the first mission! You'd automatically fail because big Smoke is too fat to bike!
1:49 AMOGUS
I Hate Gravity
I actually miss a meme that I found annoying...
We all know the glitch's are what makes it fun that's a fact for sure
0:40 that was beam ng
we know
2:20 wtf 😂😂
فعلا مشاهد واقيعية .
احسنت Really realistic scenes.
Well done
0:20 make me cry laughing lol
Imagine that you die in SA and then whenever you try to start a new game it just shows you CJ's gravestone and you can never play the game again.
1:51
DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT
nuclear birb
CJ is a demigod and here is why:
When you "die" for the first time you spawn in front of the hospital and the box in the left corner says that CJ actually passed out and the doctors took all of your weapons and some cash for healthcare. That means that if you fall of the Los Santos tower (tallest building in the game), get shot or even fucking exploded out of atmosphere you don't die, you just pass out.
Bro snuck in Beam NG Drive and thought we wouldn't notice.
1:51 imposter in background 😂😂😂
That last line is the most realistic of them all dude.
2:10 lmao
That grandfather is alive stranger 1:10
If GTA SA had realistic physics my car would be a toothpick by now
It would have been funnier if CJ came out covered in the same color paint as the scooter
*To burn a weed field, cover it in flames*
Lmao when the explosion just blows back the entire room of people, I remember doing that mission as a kid and thinking “shouldn’t we go outside??”
why is this the funniest thing I have ever seen 😭😭😭
2:35
If GTA San Andreas had a difficulty system, and "Hard" or "Real" was a difficulty, this would be an accurate way to abruptly end gameplay.
CJ must have been very high after smoking so much weed. 😂
It's almost like people never actually wanted a perfect game.
2:11 dawg. 🤣🤣
"Ah shit,here we go again"
0:22 with an AK ofcourse, but in game you have a 9mm pistol, i used to ask myself if a bullet of it can really compenetrate the tank cap .. maybe 90s wrecks, no wonder since GTA 4 modern cars don't blow up like this
With any gun
The pay n spray was super funny
seems like a rockstar's version of beamng drive
I remember there was a mod for GTA SA that had beamng like car damage but it vanished
*ÂÂÂÆUGHHH* YOU ARE MAKING ME SO PROUD OF YOUH.. (continues making pig noises)
You gotta be freaking kidding me lmao
Where have you been this whole time. Love your content bro
CJ has died. Uninstalling the game in 3 ... 2 ... 1
Your effects are a little bit different, what mods do you use?
Permadeath GTA SA, now that would be something.
Dude how cool would it be if GTA had BeamNG like damage models? (The Greenwood damage was BeamNG)
I died in the end. God knows how many times I think about some of these when playing GTA XD
When I was young I used to think that thing at the back of the spray shop was a hovercraft
The music at 1:25 is nostalgic AF.
Minecraft 1.7 :-) griefing, you are BANNED
I didn't get the thumbnail when I saw at first and now I get it🤣🤣
The last part got me😂
2:29 wtf
Ahhhh shit ahhhh😩
R.I.P CJ...😵
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Axorb glad you back
'i hate gravity' make me dying
1:30 Germany 1940
0:36 BeamNG
This is clearly not a gta.
Thank you, Mr Obvious
Needless to say, it's obvious.
@Erick Phoenix
What do you mean?
@Erick Phoenix "Sherlock" means you're making fun of me, right? That's what it said when I looked it up.
This would be chaos
01:49 wow that kinda 🤔
1:35 that's more realistic
Like the first part of this video,would you do a video named “Gta sa with gta 5 soundtracks” ?
The betting shop explosion made me ugly laugh
1:50 RED ASTRONAUT!!!
The editing is BUSSIN
I really like Carl dying LOL
Thanks for making me realistic
Where’d you find Sweets car mod for BeamNG?
I thought it was the opressor mk2 in the thumbnail ;-;
That car turned into a shape of glitched CJ meme
where did you find a BeamNG port of the San Andreas map and the car to go with it?
It’s called a mod
this really really realistics
i never knew that ragdolls were something i was missing from gta sa
Bro you forgot Ambulance logic lol 😂
0:37 Where I can find those physics car?
Beamng Drive
@@katzeluns3782 Thanks