Get The Guy In 9 Foolproof Steps (Matthew Hussey, Get The Guy)
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This is hilarious 😂 I thought the first few steps were real until it got to the txt message bit
Yeah same here. I thought "there's no way he could be serious... oh guess not.'😊
+LegzFallOffGirl I thought the psychic connection thing was pretty ridiculous that though.
LegzFallOffGirl yeeah same ahahahahha
Yasss, same😂😂😂😂
Sameeeeeeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂
Only at when he said sleep with him as soon as possible did I realize he was joking I was like WTF huh WT!
me too!
When I heard that too, I was Like HELL Naah... WTH?? #AreYouSerious?
I thought he was being serious! Afterwards he said, "After you do this his hormones will do the rest". Are you sure he isn't being serious? I think he is. Maybe I missed the joke part.
Jenna Kenna That was the only one that had any truth in it.
Hahaha he meant it because it should be a April Fool as the title gives it away 😄😄😂😂
Him: "Hello"
Me: "Try again"
Nailed it.
😂😂😂😂👍🏻
im laughing way too hard at this video 🤣🤣🤣
lol
1. Be who you are, not how he wants you to be
2. Be there
3. Do not approach him , let him approach
4. Give him the right amount of resistance. Avoid eye contact at first, challenge his ego
5. Write down your number on a napkin , put it into his pocket
6. Texting: ....
Omg did he.... did I....
I am a hopeless case .🤦🏻♀️🥀
I'm embarrassed it took me so long to realise
Me too. Everything you are told not to do.
But where is the "just kidding" part?
its at the end when it says something like "send this to those who give bad advice" or something along those lines. its more of a sarcastic email.
hahahaha me too!!!!
Right there with you. I almost unsubscribed, then decided it had to be sarcasm.
Haaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaa your not alone ;D))))) me too , it's a testament to his good acting lol ;D and that we kinda trust his word in general
"sleep with him.. imagine the emotional connection you'll have with him afterwards"
DEAD
🤣🤣🤣
I was like: “WHATTTTTT ????” LMAO
LOL what a great way to let off steam being sarcastic and get a ton of comments 😂⚡️
☠️
But I’m a practicing Christian Matthew! 😅🥴
1. I believed the bilboard model unexpressive thing.
2. I believed the not looking at the eye thing
3. I believed the napking step
4. I watched the video twice to realize how slowly i got it.
I got it after ur comment.
Omgahhh i am doing
the SAME THING RIGHT now to see when i "got it" 🤣😂😂
i was totally gonna look up that lobe and runic system or whatever bc i was like wth !??
Such good advice - I hate the dating phase, now I have a restraining order and don't have to worry about it any more! Thanks, Matt!
Imagine if this was the first video someone saw of his LOL.
it was the first video i ever saw of his. closed it halfway through and never suscribed. 😂😂 a few months later, i came across his channel and found some most amazing videos!!
Missy T It was MY first video!!! :D Halfway through I understood he was joking and I found it so hilarious that I HAD TO see the other videos!!!
HAHA! Nice
😂😂😂😂 hopefully they understood that he was joking
It's my first video....
I thought this was serous until "you would make an amazing Dad.." 😂😂😂
Mattie Taylor same! 😂
Me too
Hahahahahah that just happened for me!
Lol me three.... ???????? I'm thinking geeze... any guyd think your a stalker 🤣
You are GOOOOOOD Girl 😂
* this is is youtube version on HOW TO LOOSE A MAN IN 9 STEPS????? I got the joke step 2 but seriously message a guy PS you make an amazing dad .. i think hauhauahuahuahau*
I got the joke in step 4
This messed with my head, I thought it was real for the first half and I panicked
I was almost happy with the "No need to wear makeup, go out wearing pajamas, and sport the resting b*tch face" tip until I realized you were joking. lol. Apparently I need to change a few habits when I go grocery shopping. Good to know.
+Black3y3dAng3L haha, same here :D But actually some boys keep saying that they like natural beauty, so maybe make-up is not that necessary, or it could be just a few things here and there. But I guess I wouldn't risk with showing upon a date in pajamas.. alhough it could show that I have a confidence and I would show my standards which is being comfortable in my own clothes and Matthew said that confidence and having own standards enhance attractiveness :D
Me too .. Haha
***** I thought we were given a free pass to not give a Eff for one day lol. Sadly I was mistaken.
Black3y3dAng3L fuck. I thought that was true.
I was just thinking " Man it's gonna be creepy when he catches me reaching into his pocket" totally didn't get it until the texting bit!
Same
the first time I watched this I was drunk and I actually listened to it and it actually worked
" Knock him down and than pick up the pieces."- Matthew Hussey 2014
I know he's joking but this is literally abuse and people do this all the time and it's horrible
my reaction:
tip #1: ok... makes sense... I guess..........
tip #2: wait a minute... ohhhhhhhh I see what's going on here
tip #3-9: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I can't BELIEVE it took me until the question mark texts to realize this was a joke. No wonder I'm single!!! lol
Well I didn't until I read the comments lol
Same!! 😂
Right?! LOL omg
“We smile all the time... we have this Disney energy all the time.” ...this is so me! I am always so animated & smile too much haha
When he said "put that horse in the barn for nine days? He's gonna be thirsty!" Lmao I died. And then the blooper reel at the end 😂 oh my god. Love it Matthew nice one
This video very well represents Matthew's outstanding communication skills and just the fact how persuasive and convincing he can be :)
I was so confused at first.
Good one, Matthew, good one...
The only thing I'm worried about is desperate people not getting that this whole video is a joke, and actually trying it or bashing you.
"When the glass is half full, you don't even need a shoe at all." The most profound thing I've ever heard. 😂😂😂
I was really confused at first & then it dawned on me that he's being a smartass!!!
Ok so I'm not the only one who only got it when he started talking about text messages. That's a relief.
wow you really are stupid
Randomqtman rude
Randomqtman don't be freakin' rude, please!
it's ridiculous how convincing you sound hahaha this is hilarious!!! hahahahahahahaha
...Oh Ehmm Geeeez! This is genuinely frightening! Your advice is usually exactly what I need to hear most of the time.....but, whilst listening to THIS advice I was truly stumped. Question marks began to grow all around my noggin' and my jaw even halfway dropped.
...Then the reality came. Thank you. This made my week! I had a HUGE ginormous giggle and I can't wait to share this (although I'm not big into any social media)
Love it!!
Strange napkin... omg, I actually lol-ed until I hurt, like I haven't in years. Good stuff Hussey. I need a nap.
i didnt get it until he started talking about texting oh boii
me neither :o
hahaha it took me until the crazy texting to get it too!! haha
oh God me too lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😠 me too.
jennate laamyem lool me too 😂
Omg... Wait I was really making mental notes until I realized....hhhahhaahahah
Hahahahaha stooppppp I was sitting here like hmmm stern face ok I think I can do that. Then he says, "sleep with him as quickly as you can" then I realized he's pulling a funny. Seriously can't be bothered right now lmao
omg I was laughing so hard when he said keep sending him a question mark lol lol xD
almondeyez same
same here! I was taking mental notes and I was waiting a minute...heck no!!! what is this a blooper clip. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is a video you have to watch from start to finish. Best video so far, Matt!
This keeps popping up in my feed, and I swear it's the giggle of the day every time :D
This should be titled "Get The Guy to File a Restraining Order." LOL
how did he keep a straight face during this 😂😂😂
@@user-wm6hu5nj6m lol
until the sleep with him as fast as possible i hadn't realised it was a joke........
+olga sotnikova I didn't get the joke until ? ? ? ? text lol..
what?
When he said "knock him down, pick up the pieces. Don't smile" then "let him know what you're all about" I was like "oh now we're showing emotion?"
The "ps you would make a great dad" & ?s where when I checked the comments. You almost got me, Matt 😂😂😂
Matthew, you are so wise and so Incredibly hilarious at the same time ! It`s always such a pleasure to watch your videos :) You inspire for believing in yourself and making crucial changes in life :) I`ve learned so much about myself already during these couple of days that I watch your videos that I haven`t been aware of. Thank you for being there for us! You really make a difference !
PS: and you are so cute :) It`s always a pleasure to see you :)
Hiii greetings from Nigeria 🇳🇬 I'm just seeing you here for the first time tho.... can we be friends I hope you wouldn't mind
Bahahaha!! Omg please delete this video - some people will think you are serious and actually do this stuff.... Shit, I think I've met some of those people LOL
Jessica Hope he's hot. Let the man talk :)
He's only saying what many people already do ^^
😂😂😂😂I think he's trying to make us realize how dumb these things are
lol I actually thought he wasn't joking OMG hahahahahahhahaha
Then they are a bit dim. 😄
LMFAO I ACTUALLY THOUGHT HE WAS SERIOUS UNTIL HALFWAY THROUGH.
PretentiousTwat i
i have been watching a lot of these videos recently and as i am sitting here actually paying attention i am like what the hell is he talking about,he had me till the "flood his text messages with question marks, that is prime real estate" he for sure saw those messages.... i was dying, this is tooooooo good!!!... i rewatched it, its even better the second time, you have such a straight face!!
ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS EVER !!! I laughed a lot - thank you Matt
Even though I know this is a mock video I'm still going to tell the next guy who uses a pickup line to 'Try again' haha!
I know, right. I really liked that one.
LOL
On dating sites especially.
'You put him in a barn for nine days.. That horse is gonna be THIRSTY!'
XD
This. Is. Amazing. I absolutely love these videos.
no idea how I even got here but watched it and im in absolute tears. I didn't even realise it was a joke until more than half way through. The affirmations lol, rimbix system (lmao) but my all time favourite as a horse owner is the horse will drink if you lock in a barn for 9 days. Matthew, you're a genius!
What?! AHAHAHAhahahaha this is HORRIBLE BUT HILARIOUS advice, I thought it sounded legit until the texting part, LOL!
Lol same except I was kind of confused but still going with it... Then once he said text him that he'll be a great dad after the first date...I lost it laughing
Did you watch till the end and see the message, plus notice the date this was uploaded? April's Fool joke, yo. Joke's on you. :)
I don't know why but it took me 4 min in to realize this was sarcasm. Maybe it was because I was multitasking. I was thinking "what is he talking about, I don't agree with any of this!" HAHAHA
Matt, sarcasm isn't obvious in the tone of your voice. Or at least, it isn't to me.
Crap, now I realize today is April Fools. Whoops!
Me too. Classic!!
OMG! I always have his videos playing over my home audio as I work. I drift in and out of listening and all the important things always ring to my ear. Then I heard "slip your number in his pocket" and thought "WTH??" what am I listening to??? and actually had to go look and see if this was Matthew! You threw me right off but did give me a comical break from focusing so much on my problems! Thanks for the little break of me thinking so deeply and helping me realize my brain is still listening to you while I work all day! :)
Touché! Great surprise 😆. Most of what was mentioned seemed like a contradiction to every other video that I have watched of yours. I bet you would’ve paid to see the priceless look of confused contemplation on my face as I was listening 🤔🤓🤪.
"Go around telling your friends, your family, HIS friends, HIS family that you two are now in a relationship, that he is your boyfriend. And if he leaves his Facebook open on his computer go on there, tell them you're in a relationship. Make sure everyone in his circle knows" hahaha just hilarious
Lol
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OMG I didnt realize it was a joke until I read the comments! I though, this man is crazy!!! =) LOL!!!
Me 2
+GOC EP me too!!! I was like omg what terrible advice
Matt’s laugh is adorable 😊thanks for the positive energy
I love the sarcasm! It actually puts light onto all female behaviors that are so common, yet so scary. Great video!
I feel stupid.. only got it after the 5 step.. hahah
i didnt catch the sarcasm till he started talking about texts........lmao@ even thinking about putting my number in a guys pocket
How did I not discover your videos before? Your videos are helping me a lot! Thanks God I found out now! Thank you for sharing your knowledge on TH-cam! 😊
That. Is. Dope. I did not realize what it was until the bit about texting. Amazing 😁
This is sarcasm right? 😂
I am not so sure this is a joke.
Mylifeasme he just said April's fools. this is obviously sarcasm
maria ???
Yes he's joking
i dont know how he says this in a straight face lololol
Yeh, it's great to see the end of the video with the bloopers.
No wonder this didn't sound like my favorite morning binge watch channel! Jajaja (lol) hitting the like button now :)
I was so puzzled as Matt slowly ramped it up! I was shocked at the sleeping bit, having listened to loads of his other vids. First i checked i was listening to Matt, then, as it was years ago, i decided he must have changed his approach since this video! Phew,. Love the humour!
Sleep with him
*break into his house*
*slips into his comforter*
*he awakens*
"Hi."
*he screams*
LOL
Literally spit food out of my mouth when he said "houdini" hahaha XD
Whyyy did I watch this while applying eyeliner?! Face now covered in eyeliner from cracking up so much. Thanks Matthew :)
ingenious! somewhere around the "limbic system" I taught there is something awkward. when you got to the "try again" I thought you must have gone out of your mind. at "sleep with him as soon as you san" figured out you are making a parody. excellent 😂 love it
the minute he started talking about the text your going to send him "ps youd be a great dad" i was like....he isnt serious right?lol
lmao me too!
oh my god I realized halfway it was april fools and laughed my ass off. very good one! hahaha
Slip the napkin in his pocket? I was like wahhhh?
Lol, and the statue with no arms😂, just stand there doing nothing, lol. I think I caught on early, but you were good, I did take some notes in the beginning even though I was confused😂😂😂
I LOVE this!! Particularly like the cuts at the end! It's so funny haha "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink... lock that horse in a barn 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
After picking up my jaw from the floor thinking you lost your mind I couldn't stop laughing. I actually watched it twice to get it's full effect. I could seriously see standup comedy in your future.
I hope this is not real, because I took it seriously in the beginning, but sleep with him asap, text him & surprise him at home like a stalker, smuther him, LOL, this is some fatal attraction dating guide
that is no kidding
Angie Birt then there are about to be some crazies
Lol
It was an April Fools joke ;)
Banshee Queen I wish he said it at the end,lol, I was soo tripping
Gosh that was a totally plucked up at the end, funny very funny Mathew
and with such a straight face 😂 i love this!!
"Strange Napkin" LOL OMG you're killin me!!
Ya totally. Could you imagine getting caught with your hand in his pocket? Omg.
Me too omg I've changed one of my best friends' name in my phone to Strange Napkin
I didn't get it till "sleep with him" as soon as possible. Good acting job, Matthew.
Katie Bennett I’m embarrassed to say that this is when I got it too. I had questions before that but didn’t realize it was a joke until that point 😂
Haha same here
Same lol 😂😂
I’m living for the bloopers! Fking hilarious 🤣
Bloopers at the end are GOLD, Matthew 😂
its Ryan Gosling crossed with Daniel Radcliffe
omg! hahahha once you said about the text messaging and then sleeping with the person right away i had to look at the comments and be like this has to be a joke hahahha omg i feel like someone would actually believe this LOL
I did the same thing
Ya I did the same thing as well lol
same here hhahaa
Brittany Hahah me too how weird
Hahahaha I actually thought he was serious when talking about mental connection ... I was like WTF until he started talking about texting , that's when I got it. Good job Hussey, good job...now I'm laughing out loud
"Go out, be expressionless, just stand there. You don't even need to smile!" 😂😂😂😂
hahaha
I started to feel suspicious in that one
hahahahaahah I was saying to myself try again!?! then thought "wait no don't put a napkin in my pocket that's strange"... then you went off I started laughing way to hard. That's an amazing April fool's prank. Good job man.
Sometimes, with your voice, your accent sounds like Daniel Radcliffe a few times and im fangirling already XD
Omg he actually does
I was sincerely confused at first! How funny! 😆😆😆
I was so late to seeing this , but I got the best laugh today! Thanks for the out takes too.
🙌😂🙌
omg I thought this was serious until I read the comments and I was so confused XD
This was my first video. I actually made too many judgements about it. I was so confused until I read the comments too.I feel stupid lmao😂😂😂
Me too!! LMBO! I was thinking sleep with him right away, what! LOL
Lol
I really want to go out and try all of these - just to see whether I can actually get ANYTHING out of doing everything wrong :')
Dulcet Tones. Lol's He's Joking
Oh you're so brave and experimental... I adore you. Can you write us where this ends up?
I was cracking up soo much 🤣 the go to his place what a nice surprise and all the question marks lol use all his time even during the week and something bout the Venus retrograde lmfao.
Omg, you were so serious! It took more time than it should have for me realize you were being facetious. Well done!
Hii ma'am greetings to you from Nigeria 🇳🇬 I'm just seeing you here for the first time tho....I will like to know you more I hope you wouldn't mind
"Knock him down and then pick up the pieces". Absolutely hilarious.
This is like advice for a crazy stalker.... or an episode of Maury.
I was playing a game on my phone and listening to this and when he got to Step 6 and the text messaging, I was like, WAIT WTF? Has Matt gone crazy? lol
This still cracks me up! Love it. 😂
(6.41 talking about the Venus): "...'cause her arms ain't there anymore"...and there i went out of breath laughing xD
you did SO good in this..you were speaking the exact same way u do in your serious videos.I didnt get it until the very end
This is going to ruin so many girls lives omfg
Gabrielle Houle good. Less competition, then...
It's a joke- I didn't get it either til the end.
Awesome video!!!!
Oh my God...i m getting totally hooked on to ur videos.. not just because u are so insightful about love n relationships but u r just so cute...n now u did that Jackie Chan thing...its so funny..its like the sun came out in the night ☺️☺️☺️
I came down to the comments to see if this really was a joke oh my gosh thank god cuz my eyes got real wide
I was watching this as a guy (that's usually how I watch things) and was thinking about the napkin thing like "Hmm, would I like that?" Then the text about long term and being a great dad, I was thinking has this guy lost it? It took a while for me to realise this was satire
LOL... yea I was like wtf? This is proof that guys like crazy chicks.. but then by step 7 I was like oooo he is just being sarcastic.
LOL! You almost got me! When I heard the word Disney and then mention the Venus of Milo and then pick up the pieces I said: Yeah, right!
Reminds me of “How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days”. LOL. Was laughing at your comment of “?????????? “And “sleep with him on the first date” . Great laugh. Thanks.