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  • @456death654
    @456death654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2075

    Fuck the stupidity of some of these people gave me aids

    • @GregsGarage
      @GregsGarage  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2095

      Sorry about your aids. You probably didn't get it from this video tho. Ask your mom.

    • @Tony-112
      @Tony-112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@GregsGarage 😂😂😂

    • @BryanArkham
      @BryanArkham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@GregsGarage Destroyed in seconds lmao

    • @BryanArkham
      @BryanArkham 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@GregsGarage 1:53 I can relate to this two guys SO MUCH

    • @N3m3sls
      @N3m3sls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I agree this was a really stupid video trying to be funny. Not one solid joke I hear on the job.....shit half the video wasn't even shit welders say but what we do... and Greg to come back with a mom joke is as funny as the humor in this video...

  • @promark6137
    @promark6137 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1688

    Why does my helmet always fall when I don't want it to but get tighter than bulls asshole in fly season when I headbang like I'm at a Slipknot concert.

    • @GregsGarage
      @GregsGarage  6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Well said!

    • @nubreed13
      @nubreed13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I swear my hood is sentient and a damn troll.

    • @theguy6037
      @theguy6037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Mine is always loose never wants to stay up. So lately I just keep it down and learned echolocation

    • @StunTGFX
      @StunTGFX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @MrDavidelliottjr
      @MrDavidelliottjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @majormojo
    @majormojo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    If your weld sounds like bacon, you’re fine. If it smells like bacon, you’re on fire.

    • @jr540123
      @jr540123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      If you feel a warm spot its not piss.

    • @Sassenhaim
      @Sassenhaim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spoken Like a welder 🤣

    • @carnage50x
      @carnage50x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I remember my glove caught on fire. I didn't realize for a little bit. My hand was super hot. So I stopped Welding and flipped up my helmet and saw my fingers were engulfed in flames. Lucky it was just the glove in which I quickly evacuated my hand from. No harm was done to me but that glove was ruined.

    • @ramlife5437
      @ramlife5437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@carnage50x was it your new glove

    • @danielocean2665
      @danielocean2665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ramlife5437
      Bro, it's ALWAYS the new gloves.
      The old ones just shrink. 🥺

  • @PojebanyWladyslaw
    @PojebanyWladyslaw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    PLOT TWIST: welders are accualy grinders working undercover

    • @stevenpacheco1825
      @stevenpacheco1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Shitty ones are for sure lol

    • @realeyesrealizereallies996
      @realeyesrealizereallies996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I always say when they ask me if I need a grinder, “I’m a welder, I’d need it if I was a grinder-er”

    • @realityhurts8697
      @realityhurts8697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's my motto, I weld like 3 yr old w crayons and a wall. It's a mess

    • @josephstalin9500
      @josephstalin9500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fun fact:Grindr was originally made for welder porn 😂

    • @pmm4177
      @pmm4177 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not this welder

  • @toxicnoise9684
    @toxicnoise9684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    Forgot the “oh crap it’s on grind mode”

    • @blackbirdgaming8147
      @blackbirdgaming8147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Toxic Noise lol been there done that

    • @bnbcraft6666
      @bnbcraft6666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh my god this happens to me every god damn day

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yes. my number 1 problem is shit! its on the goddamn grind mode.

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You have no idea how many times I've done that.

    • @juiceboxzach
      @juiceboxzach 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know it’s just my welding class but shit, I’ve done before, blinded myself twice doing that lol.

  • @NextLevelCarpentry
    @NextLevelCarpentry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Great job on this compilation guys... I admit that I can weld but I am NOT a welder! Nicely done... now, I gotta go do me some grindin'!

    • @GregsGarage
      @GregsGarage  4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Thank you! This was a fun one to coordinate and film... Got to work with a handful of my youtube friends to make it all come together.

    • @NextLevelCarpentry
      @NextLevelCarpentry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GregsGarage you guys killed it! 😎

  • @donovangordon1062
    @donovangordon1062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    "I forgot to turn on the gas..."
    If I had a nickel, man...

    • @mehtalchaynzz
      @mehtalchaynzz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Donovan Gordon how about a dime instead?

    • @guy_incognito7538
      @guy_incognito7538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      How about a stack of dimes

    • @redneckmaniac3463
      @redneckmaniac3463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i mig weld like a broke fuck bc i cant afford gas

    • @jacobsweat1520
      @jacobsweat1520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@redneckmaniac3463 i just stick weld everything with an old welder from the 60s

    • @BuzzinVideography
      @BuzzinVideography 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'd settle for pennies and still be rich

  • @borisyoalkstein2484
    @borisyoalkstein2484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1021

    “It’s important you’re comfortable when welding”
    *gets into bed and begins welding*

    • @lucasmclellan8388
      @lucasmclellan8388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You sir have won TH-cam

    • @wubwub9058
      @wubwub9058 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      4G on your back

    • @TauCu
      @TauCu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's hot.

    • @Issenthevampire
      @Issenthevampire 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      okay thats funny

    • @devo3243
      @devo3243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is how the couch in my shed caught fire....

  • @CAUSTICCOMMANDO569
    @CAUSTICCOMMANDO569 6 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    I was so proud of my first braze joint. My teacher said it looked like hammered whale shit.

    • @youcanthandlethetruth6976
      @youcanthandlethetruth6976 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      haha

    • @sighpocket5
      @sighpocket5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      CAUSTICCOMMANDO569 yup... been there.. done that...!!

    • @BuzzinVideography
      @BuzzinVideography 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clint Gilbert?

    • @cheapstixxx
      @cheapstixxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @darianbarber3763
      @darianbarber3763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kid welded a dick with like 6013 and the teacher (high school welding) was straight up honest with in front of the whole class "this weld looks like the shit you don't have keep your day job"

  • @jackalvonstone250
    @jackalvonstone250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Oh God, that turtle joke caught me off guard.

    • @jagarcogheart
      @jagarcogheart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Got to remember that joke to next time im on a construction site were they use helmets

    • @Tuck-Shop
      @Tuck-Shop 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was going to skip this vid then I saw your comment.
      I'm so glad now.

    • @charizardsniper5064
      @charizardsniper5064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha that was the shot right there 🤣🤣. Hey the only one that needs a helmet is you a skull makes the same sound. Ask me how I know hahaha.

    • @decespugliatorenucleare3780
      @decespugliatorenucleare3780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you just know he's made to EVERYONE with a helmet

    • @claytonhess5512
      @claytonhess5512 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I died the first time I saw that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @zanderdaniels1848
    @zanderdaniels1848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    You forgot the thousand times that we have to say “watch your eyes” 😂

    • @Jeremiah90526
      @Jeremiah90526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nope, screw that, I will warn someone about it ahead of time then say "eyes" or "welding". After the first time of getting flashed if they don't learn to look away, they deserve to burn their eyes. I don't get in Darwin's way.

    • @miepmaster25
      @miepmaster25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jeremiah90526 They warrant to suffer.

    • @kf8575
      @kf8575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Jeremiah90526 i take it you dont work with a pipefitter holding fittings in place for you tontack together then?

    • @imitt12
      @imitt12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      COVER

  • @spruland
    @spruland 7 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    been welding for 20 years, i forget to turn the gas on or clamp the earth on multiple times a day

    • @somedude2492
      @somedude2492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Does it usually happen to you that you weld your clamps to the work? It usually happens to me, and it's a little annoying.

    • @ashton6478
      @ashton6478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Juan Sambucetti never had that happen lol just put it in a different spot or clamp it to the table

    • @somedude2492
      @somedude2492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ashton6478 i clamp the two pieces together with the clamp, then weld the two pieces together with the clamp. Happened 2 or 3 times.

    • @ashton6478
      @ashton6478 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Juan Sambucetti you don’t have to clamp them together haha

    • @somedude2492
      @somedude2492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashton6478 so how do i fix them in place? Just hot glue or what?

  • @byrysh
    @byrysh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    One I tell people is "Just cause it aint glowin dont mean its not hot" and inevitably 30 secs later "SONOFA..." lol

    • @AmorDeae
      @AmorDeae 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      The same thing in chemistry labs. Hot glassware looks the same as cool glassware.

    • @jacobsweat1520
      @jacobsweat1520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      just like a gun, hot is just as blued as cold

    • @justinl2009
      @justinl2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AmorDeae And in certain situations, reactions can be exothermic and no one would notice before that beaker or erlenmeyer burns you.

    • @necrothescistt8164
      @necrothescistt8164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Learned that the hard way with aluminum!

    • @Jack1999n
      @Jack1999n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I tell everyone around me “just assume everything on my table was just welded because 90% chance it was

  • @thebokchoyboy92
    @thebokchoyboy92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    rip its so hard to find that perfect looseness/tightness on the helmet...but once you do.. 👌

    • @blazeddragons7368
      @blazeddragons7368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear

    • @theepicspider1897
      @theepicspider1897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That perfect tightness doesn't exist my guy.

    • @modernspartan98
      @modernspartan98 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      30 mins later its loose as tits

    • @nubreed13
      @nubreed13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Drives me crazy when the headband gets loose on it's own.

    • @dangould6645
      @dangould6645 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The speedglass 9100 is pretty sick for the gear. One knob tightens the gear the other adjusts the hard break when its on top. Kinda clicks in and out.

  • @BorkoBeast
    @BorkoBeast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    A grinder and paint will make you the welder you ain't. ♥

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Grinder and paint can't even fix my welds. Tig welded today and even my welding instructor went "oh Wow..."

    • @betosgarage
      @betosgarage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Smith 😂😂😂

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or 'putty and paint'.

  • @anthonykmit6153
    @anthonykmit6153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I usually find myself saying “dammit wrong amperage” right after I melted the plate

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kadinthompson5039 oh Tig aluminum was a pain in my ass to get used to. Once you do it's piss easy and hella fun but it's so counterintuitive because in order to prevent you from melting the plate you need to turn the amperage up so you can finish the weld before too much heat builds up in the rest of the weldment

    • @apfel_taartje475
      @apfel_taartje475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had to weld a bent plate of 2 mm thick tight, and said: "185 would be enough, right?"
      Ended up blasting a hole into 4 mm of steel with MIG

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apfel_taartje475 185 amps or 185 IPM?

    • @apfel_taartje475
      @apfel_taartje475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@richardmillhousenixon amps I think

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@apfel_taartje475 Jesus Christ no wonder it blew through. For one, MIG is a CV (constant voltage) process, where really the only variables you control are the voltage and the IPM (wire feed speed), and even then, I don't even hit 120 amps when running 1/8" 7018 stick electrodes on a 1 inch v groove weld so it's no wonder 185 blew through a 4mm plate

  • @maximilliandestefano8631
    @maximilliandestefano8631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +587

    you got change for a dollar?
    *heres a stack of dimes*

  • @danburch9989
    @danburch9989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    EVERY welder has said or done one of these. If they haven't they will. If they won't, they're just are soldering.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fuck, it's hot!

    • @graystarreborn2176
      @graystarreborn2176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn right!

    • @claytonhess5512
      @claytonhess5512 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Not sure about the turtle joke, though. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jasonsummit1885
      @jasonsummit1885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep, but I also caught the crotch of my coveralls on fire using the grinder!😂 fixed them with duct tape👍

    • @jboymontana2x878
      @jboymontana2x878 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just started welding 2 years ago and I have said or done at least 70% of these😂

  • @maksimalpatov6764
    @maksimalpatov6764 6 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    hello to american welders from russian comrades

  • @stevetaylor1778
    @stevetaylor1778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “Must be a bad rod”
    *after the third time it sticks

  • @zacharyfarrell9654
    @zacharyfarrell9654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    “I am a grinder god!” Lol

    • @kundetjenesten
      @kundetjenesten 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I say that all the time, and I don't even weld...

    • @mrfreezer0079
      @mrfreezer0079 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Giggity

    • @SwampthingDUK
      @SwampthingDUK 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Work with one, and he most definitely isn't a god, a twat - but not a god

  • @ircimager
    @ircimager 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    grinder n paint make a welder whut he ain't

    • @TRX450RVlogger
      @TRX450RVlogger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      AvE.... lol

    • @chapekfabrication2975
      @chapekfabrication2975 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRX VLOGGER Ay never thought I would see you here lol

    • @TRX450RVlogger
      @TRX450RVlogger 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys Who Do Stuff haha Really? I assume you're one of my Subscribers?

    • @chapekfabrication2975
      @chapekfabrication2975 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      TRX VLOGGER Yeah lol

    • @TRX450RVlogger
      @TRX450RVlogger 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys Who Do Stuff Ohh I remember your username now haha.

  • @ColKorn1965
    @ColKorn1965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    If I posted what us machinists say TH-cam would ban me.

    • @Omegadoomship
      @Omegadoomship 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ColKorn1965 I can relate! Haha

    • @kelleyforlines7351
      @kelleyforlines7351 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      ColKorn1965 they don't say nothing lol just throw shit across the shop when they screw up

    • @qualeb8164
      @qualeb8164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kelley Forlines true, I hit my friend in the back of the head with a brush cus I was annoyed that he wasn't feeding fast enough XD

    • @Kataxu
      @Kataxu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Watch yourself bud, if you startle someone into feeding themselves into a machine you'll be in the hot water

    • @qualeb8164
      @qualeb8164 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fingolfinator I waited till the lathe was off XD

  • @donovangordon1062
    @donovangordon1062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    The clamp one is too relatable lol

    • @randygray8273
      @randygray8273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Donovan Gordon always very fucking annoying lol

    • @donovangordon1062
      @donovangordon1062 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know how that one feels haha

    • @MyBrothersMario
      @MyBrothersMario 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also applies to woodworking, no such thing as too many clamps.

    • @emmaleverett2387
      @emmaleverett2387 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      raidkoast Had those same moments except the steel was up in the air and my stupid self is like "Why isn't it working?"

    • @Denjiz777
      @Denjiz777 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did that in metal class about three times and I couldn't work out what was wrong.

  • @stoutlager6325
    @stoutlager6325 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "That was warped before I ever started welding on it..." got me. I have heard that one before. Sincerely.

  • @Zakerath
    @Zakerath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    ya got me with the left handed gloves, that's my whole locker at work,
    shoot we even had a left-handed welder for a bit to balance things out

    • @blifflomenda4163
      @blifflomenda4163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Zakerath that one i dont really get lol my left glove is the one that burns up, im right handed

    • @Rusiputki
      @Rusiputki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have thing weird thing that I go through left gloves no matter what they are made of and no matter what I'm doing (painting). I'm right handed so the guy in the video caught me off guard how he goes through right gloves when all he does is hold he stinger. Makes no sense. Also I noticed when I wear some shitty adidas trousers when working, it's my left leg that gets all the holes around he knee cap....
      I guess I will make a good friend to have around the shop as I'm always looking for a left glove.

    • @Camwize
      @Camwize 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea as a right handed welder I often don't even wear a glove on my right hand. Lefty gets all the abuse.

    • @amanwithouthope9475
      @amanwithouthope9475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Camwize same here

  • @minnesuhdude8011
    @minnesuhdude8011 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    My shop has 90% left hand gloves. It gets me so mad.

    • @jamesyoung_photoghraphy1015
      @jamesyoung_photoghraphy1015 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I always get holes in my left glove

    • @KipdoesStuff
      @KipdoesStuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hey k greens, send me your lefts and I'll send you my rights, lol.

    • @frantisekzverina473
      @frantisekzverina473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Technically you can turn them inside out to make them right!

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most people burn their right gloves first, so they end up with a large collection of left gloves :P

    • @bwt3278
      @bwt3278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mine is all right gloves because I can't loose what I don't use lol

  • @AuMechanic
    @AuMechanic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +333

    All these years I've searched the internets I finally found some people like me.

    • @RookieRider17
      @RookieRider17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      what, you're an idiot?

    • @AuMechanic
      @AuMechanic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well if that's what we are Jamie then we are all in it together, you included.

    • @RookieRider17
      @RookieRider17 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Make and Fix Stuff I'm not a welder

    • @AuMechanic
      @AuMechanic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And that's not all you're not.

    • @RookieRider17
      @RookieRider17 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I Make and Fix Stuff correct, I'm not
      Black
      Old
      Bold
      Retarded
      Ugly
      Repulsive
      Female
      Gay
      The list can go on forever...

  • @adriane4820
    @adriane4820 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    -u got change for a dollar?...
    - here's a stack of dimes...😂😂😂
    best part tho...😎😂

  • @rwaitt14153
    @rwaitt14153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "WHAT THE F ***! Oh, ground clamp"
    Damn. Right in the feels. i cri evrytim.

    • @laneanderson898
      @laneanderson898 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Read this as soon as he said it

    • @liamsky1234
      @liamsky1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dont even get me started 😂😂😂

    • @robbyddurham1624
      @robbyddurham1624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just started using mig to put sheet metal in autobody work. I'll get all the way on the ground, everything on and no arc. I'm getting older and I'm overweight, so getting up off the ground to either turn on the welder or clamp the ground on is a big deal.

  • @demoncore4467
    @demoncore4467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    “You do your best” “I will grind the rest”

    • @apfel_taartje475
      @apfel_taartje475 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's exactly what my teacher used to say to me, when I was practicing my welding!

    • @nou4898
      @nou4898 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      69 likes

  • @AuMechanic
    @AuMechanic 8 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    And the number one word that welders say most "Ouch !"- also my most often used terms "Not enough amps, oops too many amps" - "Ill just fill that a bit", "Ill just grind that a bit", "Ill just give that a tweak with the hammer"

    • @williamlynch4006
      @williamlynch4006 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I use the Oyx-Ace and Plasma cutters so my most common one is either "That's Fucking Hot!" or "Oh Shit I'm on fire!"

    • @Turin-Fett
      @Turin-Fett 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just say "fuck" all day

  • @noneya7338
    @noneya7338 8 ปีที่แล้ว +648

    left, left, left, left lmao best one

    • @davetruther31
      @davetruther31 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dalton Herr It's so Damn true though..lol

    • @roushhawley8438
      @roushhawley8438 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      its funny because its true.

    • @randygray8273
      @randygray8273 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dalton Herr its always right for me for some reason lol

    • @watchulukingat
      @watchulukingat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      left handed TIG?

    • @andrewmorgan7500
      @andrewmorgan7500 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dalton Herr Definitely lol

  • @JunkworksGarage
    @JunkworksGarage 8 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    haven't laughed like that in a long time thanks. my grinding skills get better and better every time i weld

    • @GregsGarage
      @GregsGarage  8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You and me both brother!

    • @czrg473
      @czrg473 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So thts means ur a grinder not a welder , cuz u grind more then u weld ? Not a good thing to be proud of.

    • @liddyyamaha36
      @liddyyamaha36 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it was a joke you fool

    • @draggy76
      @draggy76 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then clearly you need to work more on your welding skills and not your grinding skills.....Fuckin amateurs....

    • @bloodyfx1065
      @bloodyfx1065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omfg, everyone here is a professional, certified fucking welder it seems. The guy just made a joke, don't take it serious you fucking retards.

  • @Jemis_Bond
    @Jemis_Bond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love how the masks never go down when they want them to lmao

  • @LuisAguilar-fd2eu
    @LuisAguilar-fd2eu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Or when you go up 3 stories high get set up but realize you forgot to turn on your machine

    • @Rx7man
      @Rx7man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "My machine has remote amperage controls, I'll be fine"
      Yeah, but it doesn't turn it on, right?

  • @BarelyEpics
    @BarelyEpics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    "Try getting 20 inches of continuous weld with your little stick!"
    Lmao

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaden R turn 14 inches to 20. I can’t do that lol

    • @sambone1015
      @sambone1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hand me that 1/4" jet, and get out the way.

    • @Rx7man
      @Rx7man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you just need a big stick!

    • @voiles7987
      @voiles7987 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Try 10 feet hahaha

    • @nimmen
      @nimmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like 20 inches of warping to me

  • @wildeyednorthernboy
    @wildeyednorthernboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    grinder & paint..will make u the welder u aint LMFAO

    • @thedwarfgimli5323
      @thedwarfgimli5323 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      wildeyednorthernboy skookum as frig

    • @axelmilan4292
      @axelmilan4292 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      PISSTNBROKE OFFROAD "Focus you fuck!"

    • @ziptiesnbiasplies
      @ziptiesnbiasplies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Axel Milan fuck yea buddy!

  • @zachlaprade2852
    @zachlaprade2852 7 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    i know literally nothing about welding and this is hilarious hahahaa!

  • @coldinak1871
    @coldinak1871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    “Grinder and paint will make you the welder you ain’t.” That’s my 2020 mood

    • @dy524
      @dy524 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      After the welding I did yesterday.......this statement is 110% true

  • @strattman202
    @strattman202 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    “I love butt welds” as he’s doing a T-joint

    • @dragenslayer9079
      @dragenslayer9079 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You noticed too

    • @jogvanwraae5261
      @jogvanwraae5261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I have seen this video like 10 times and i havent noticed until now gggg

    • @dontnubblemebro
      @dontnubblemebro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah, where he welded was actually a butt, the rest would be fillet

    • @nolanporter2827
      @nolanporter2827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A T joint would be if he had one piece flat in the table and the other vertically on the other piece

    • @vacantsix1586
      @vacantsix1586 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh my God I can't believe I didn't notice that

  • @Cactusworkshopchannel
    @Cactusworkshopchannel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    4:45 I was afraid he would stand up wearing no trousers lol get comfy for welding

    • @GregsGarage
      @GregsGarage  8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Cactus! workshop HAHA!!! Thanks for the visual!

  • @megatycon
    @megatycon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "I'll just fill that in a bit" is too damn relatable.

  • @arceusmaster91
    @arceusmaster91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    Forgot to put down the flip up lens after using auto darkening for the past few months, learned that lesson fast!

    • @nubreed13
      @nubreed13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I use a flip front when I'm grinding. Worst thing is when I go to weld and forget the lens is flipped up still.

    • @maxharter5716
      @maxharter5716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If I had a nickel for every time I shut the auto off to grind and/or oxy-cut and didn't turn it back on....

    • @laneanderson898
      @laneanderson898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maxharter5716 Stack of dimes

    • @chunkiermango7982
      @chunkiermango7982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mine neither flips up or auto darkens, I just say fuck it and leave the helmet down

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maxharter5716 I've only done that a handful of times, whoever designed the Optrel autodarkeners needs a medal because they designed the grind mode to time out after ten minutes, and the indicator light is right in a spot where even if you wear glasses it's still visible around your frames

  • @ArtekGeneral
    @ArtekGeneral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    0:57
    When you install a new online videogame and ask "how do i get anything done around here?"

  • @chloroplast8611
    @chloroplast8611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Every american state in a nutshell
    0:43
    Texas:
    0:54

    • @pyromaniac354
      @pyromaniac354 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      give it another 20 years and all the states will be left

    • @noahpage7459
      @noahpage7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      gfy everyone go look at the history of elections.

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HAHAHA!! it took me a second to figure out what m you were trying to say. I love it. Totally true

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pyromaniac354 less bro.

  • @fabulousfabrications1985
    @fabulousfabrications1985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    best welding video ever ! welding is so much fun especially over head , being showered in spark's
    OH SHIT .......... I'm on fire .......oh it's OK
    it's just my wallet.............OH SHIT MY WALLET !!!!!!!!

    • @bwt3278
      @bwt3278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I've got slag running down my ass crack!!

    • @rattledroar2426
      @rattledroar2426 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The damn amount of times Ive been set on fire is ridiculous. In less than six months it has to be at least 10

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stick welded with my phone sticking out of my pocket and the top half is fucked.

    • @claytonhess5512
      @claytonhess5512 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mikey-ym6ok If only we still had Nokia.....😁

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Clayton Hess oh so true. Haha

  • @El_Tortas52
    @El_Tortas52 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    i am a GRINDER GAWD! :V

    • @gavbag1234
      @gavbag1234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That can mean something entirely different in 2018...

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gavbag1234 lol you don't wanna say that in my shop nowadays

    • @christopherchancey1368
      @christopherchancey1368 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last thing you want to tell your QC! Lol

  • @kahun4860
    @kahun4860 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    First time i watched this i had 0 welding expierience. After a year of welding later i get so many of these jeez haha

  • @bobbob4038
    @bobbob4038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The worst part of catching fire in the middle of a weld, is realizing where the smell of smoked bacon is coming from.

  • @TriangleSquare52
    @TriangleSquare52 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I'd grind the piss outta that"
    had me lol

  • @crispyspa
    @crispyspa 7 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Undercut is caused by lumpy gas.
    We had a supervisor that came over from an unrelated field that we actually told this to...he believed it. 🤣

    • @Bax365
      @Bax365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL

    • @rickramirez8664
      @rickramirez8664 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I had managers that used to tell us we were getting porosity because we were welding faster than the gas was coming out.

    • @shadowfirekarp
      @shadowfirekarp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lumpy gas is why I never leave the house without an extra pair of socks.

  • @arenaissanceishman6689
    @arenaissanceishman6689 7 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    3:26 LMFAO

    • @Rithanel
      @Rithanel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ... Yup. That happened to me too. Along the lines of somebody taking the wee out of your helmet

    • @thingman100
      @thingman100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My colleague literally pulled that joke on me yesterday

    • @aquaagu2
      @aquaagu2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turtle fuck!

  • @lukecovington755
    @lukecovington755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    The butt welding guy had me laughing so freaking hard I couldn't breath. I think I woke up my neighbors

    • @youreawesome1251
      @youreawesome1251 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luke Covington
      My welding teacher was just like him 😂

    • @richardmillhousenixon
      @richardmillhousenixon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not even a butt weld though, that's a T joint

  • @skipio957
    @skipio957 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    The best thing about this entire video is that in my welding class we had so many extra left gloves it was irritating

    • @Mikey-ym6ok
      @Mikey-ym6ok 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      skipio957 my left glove goes faster than anything else

  • @RhysCanKill
    @RhysCanKill 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Looks straight, tack it!"

  • @stuartw1667
    @stuartw1667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "I'd grind the piss out of that!"

  • @mrt4755
    @mrt4755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    what would jody do xD that was epic

  • @streetbob818
    @streetbob818 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    that's me everyday in class...F*** THAT WAS HOT! :P

    • @Jeremiah90526
      @Jeremiah90526 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get teased in class about 1.)Buying a Laser Thermometer to measure the metal temperature. and 2.)Using it. Seriously, there is too hot to touch with bare hand temps, too hot to touch with a TIG gloved hand, too hot to touch with a Stick gloved hand, then too hot to continue welding. People make fun of me for using a tool to figure out which one it is.

  • @MonsterDeplorable
    @MonsterDeplorable 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When dude on ladder dropped his collet or whatever it was, I felt that!

    • @garrettnino5137
      @garrettnino5137 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Brandon Westbrook i think it was the nozzel

    • @Bannana4TW
      @Bannana4TW 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@garrettnino5137 the shroud

  • @McGowanForge
    @McGowanForge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Left, left, left, left
    The pain is to real, I remember I was quenching a blade and I said fuck it and put 2 left gloves on

  • @roxastherogue
    @roxastherogue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Just grind it" need a shirt that says that.

  • @azyfloof
    @azyfloof 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Fucking quality! :D :D Poor Tim Sway :P

    • @GregsGarage
      @GregsGarage  8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanks man! Fun vid to do with all these guys. Tim is hilarious.

    • @azyfloof
      @azyfloof 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Greg's Garage Tim's a real awesome guy :D If you don't listen to the "Reclaimed Audio" podcast, he's on that :) Well worth a listen :D
      Anyway, subbed :P You seem to be up to some pretty cool stuff :D

  • @JamesDoylesGarage
    @JamesDoylesGarage 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "If you can't penetrate, you need to see a Doctor! " Just brilliant.
    Thanks so much for the laughs. I'm going to make a bacon sandwich now.

  • @michael-gary-scott
    @michael-gary-scott 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "I am a Grindr God"

  • @adampindell
    @adampindell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can never find a goddamn right hand glove, but I've got 15 (practically) brand new left hand gloves 😩

  • @flipflop2221
    @flipflop2221 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I like to see your stick do 20 ft of continuous weld

  • @davidspin581
    @davidspin581 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Cant see it from my house...

  • @dieselhead7961
    @dieselhead7961 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    grinder and paint makes me the welder I ain't

  • @kyle60213
    @kyle60213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “That’s hot”
    The amount of times I said that in welding class is way to much 😂😂

  • @dELTA13579111315
    @dELTA13579111315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These captions are great lmao
    "Sound of welding, but it doesn't sound right"
    😅

  • @adnanmlivo5885
    @adnanmlivo5885 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    diresta and AvE shoud b in this !! son of a didly ! i almost released the schmoo

    • @AntonBabiy
      @AntonBabiy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Adnan Mlivo he used a diresta ice pick for the hot dog

    • @puresikness77
      @puresikness77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was just thinking AvE would be perfect for this too haha

  • @kalemercer7053
    @kalemercer7053 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Thanks for the laughs, as soon as this started I knew there would be a few seens ware the helmets would fall down or not move.

    • @GregsGarage
      @GregsGarage  7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm glad you liked it!

  • @Hudini901
    @Hudini901 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:42 welding mask say supreme on the side, $10,000

    • @pmolqrcd3370
      @pmolqrcd3370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Very few welders could afford that and even if they could, not many would be dumb enough to.

  • @gittyupalice96
    @gittyupalice96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    welp.. sounds accurate to me! The part about the turtles

  • @MistaE
    @MistaE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Iv touched a hot stik rod before and it melted my skin together
    Not fun....

    • @Spartacus1314
      @Spartacus1314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ouch

    • @Shrouded_reaper
      @Shrouded_reaper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The human weld

    • @darianbarber3763
      @darianbarber3763 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      try touching metal that just got cut by a track burner bare handed, You'll burn your skin white and feel it the next day

  • @123ewq
    @123ewq 8 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    2:50 love it! Hahah thats the difference between a welder and someone that has the piece of paper from school and no practical welding

    • @werterion
      @werterion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i have both and honestly short of 10+ yrs experience welding with multiple processes in all positions they don't have the knowledge that i posses. As far as schooling goes if the school is only doing theory then its not worth shit. Mine you had to be able to be able to pass the ticket tests to move forward. A good trades course wont shove you through out the door with only theory, they will make sure you actually know how to do it.

    • @kelleyforlines7351
      @kelleyforlines7351 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zach K hell I'm not even getting a piece of paper other than a highschool diploma and I can stick and mig pretty good now I'm getting okay at tig

    • @werterion
      @werterion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if your getting good then go try your hand at your welding certifications..... Mine are recognized world wide

    • @kelleyforlines7351
      @kelleyforlines7351 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Werterion I'm already signed up at the TCAT school near me to go there when I get out of high school. I'm not promising I could pass certification but I'd like to think I could.

    • @werterion
      @werterion 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kelley Forlines if the school dosent make sure you can pass it then it's not a good school. the school I went to made sure you were ready for it, very very critical on your test materials. always aim for your best and always aim to be better, between school those certs you will have leaps and bounds on career opertunity than others once you have a few years on job experience.

  • @jaxxonkoethler3001
    @jaxxonkoethler3001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    The ice pick he used for roasting the hot dog said DIRESTA on it!

    • @hedgeearthridge6807
      @hedgeearthridge6807 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh that was an ice pick? I had it confused with a punch, because of the "handle" part.

    • @MakkisButNotTaken
      @MakkisButNotTaken 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaxxon Koethler i have your profile pick as my home screen

    • @champ_2233
      @champ_2233 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      it sure does

    • @bwt3278
      @bwt3278 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was Jimmy for a second lol

  • @slimshadysr
    @slimshadysr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    In answer to your which end first? The end with the numbers "so x-ray can see you used the correct rod for the job".

  • @Lepong20
    @Lepong20 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    One weird thing I've learnt since I started welding. Mig Tig and arc all smell different.
    Arc smells the best

    • @hardcore4life279
      @hardcore4life279 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Al toxic, lol
      When you melt the tappIng paste that smelss good

    • @Lepong20
      @Lepong20 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hardcore4life279
      But when you havn't cleaned the job properly so your welding on paint gal and rust and you can taste the death in the air

    • @Lepong20
      @Lepong20 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kadinthompson5039 thank you, I'll look out for it now

  • @GodPain93
    @GodPain93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When the Bacon spits at you
    Welders: Pathetic ....

  • @Retroweld
    @Retroweld 8 ปีที่แล้ว +253

    So Hot!

  • @longevitywelding
    @longevitywelding 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Smells like DC Rod" Hahaha Great vids!

  • @arangusmail
    @arangusmail 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Great job. I did that shit for 40 yrs. and finally a video that isn't somebody just bitchin about it.

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The masks falling when they didn't want to and sticking when they nodded their heads got me every time. Really did lol 😆 at this!

  • @AccordVR
    @AccordVR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I used to work in the weld shop as a helper and chatter like this was pretty common, kept everyone entertained during the 7-5 workdays

  • @balisticsquirel
    @balisticsquirel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "if your stickout isn't just right you won't get enough penetration when you use your flex-head to walk the cup on an open root butt joint" Or something like that.

  • @elbowsmalone3079
    @elbowsmalone3079 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:56 is me every time

    • @myinfo3406
      @myinfo3406 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Elbows Malone 😂...same

  • @akronimm862
    @akronimm862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You’re either a good welder or a good grinder.

    • @Pennsyltucky84
      @Pennsyltucky84 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you fix snowplows one day, and the railing in a millionaire's very flammable living room the next you're both.

  • @rodneyrodriguez611
    @rodneyrodriguez611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One time I walked into the welding shop. and I overheard the welder tell the customer to side of me, " that's plastic! " 🙄

  • @madamHoodie1
    @madamHoodie1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Taking my first welding class in uni and I feel this

  • @alexmc1889
    @alexmc1889 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I have the same wallet, didn't expect that

  • @juibble
    @juibble 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I started to learn to weld this year, I've never welded before that, I've never googled welding, I've never watched welding videos
    WHY AM I HERE AND WHY DOES GOOGLE KNOW THAT IM LEARNING THIS

    • @dw4353
      @dw4353 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zirtig omg
      Same
      I study engineering and I’ve never searched for any engineering videos and this came up
      I think TH-cam is listening to us...

    • @ardbeg4mercy247
      @ardbeg4mercy247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh, that's just the tip of the iceberg...

    • @unrussleablejimmies4428
      @unrussleablejimmies4428 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ardbeg4mercy247 meanwhile advancements in internet monitoring add to the nsa's power and ability to know you better than you do.

  • @gordonfischer8484
    @gordonfischer8484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have no idea why TH-cam keeps recommending this to me every few months. Hilarious video.

    • @GregsGarage
      @GregsGarage  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It knows... It knows... LOL!

  • @dalelundgren9725
    @dalelundgren9725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Turtle joke brought me to tears laughing!

  • @crakilldurmom
    @crakilldurmom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Watch your eyes" shouldve been the first 39 seconds of this.

  • @christiansmith1568
    @christiansmith1568 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    mr.butt weld looks like pewe herman

    • @unknownaccount11234
      @unknownaccount11234 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christian Smith I know right! I love Paul Ruben😍

  • @SailfishSoundSystem
    @SailfishSoundSystem 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Turtles at 3:26 hahahahahaha!

  • @oniemployee3437
    @oniemployee3437 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Me: *watches this video*
    Also me: "pfft. I know how to weld."

  • @mosesbrowning8055
    @mosesbrowning8055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    At work we got " do your best and dje grind the rest" and also put cardboard between the ground clamp and your buddies bench, or flip up the continuous feed switch on the wire feeder when they're in the middle of a weld lol