And the whole plot leads up to a huge gaping portal in the air Doctor Strange style, that Christina needs to suck on to get better because it's Tom's asshole.
The authentic slap Christie gave Tom was a great moment that I really appreciated cuz i could tell it hurt and it was the fee for a very funny joke. Don’t let her silence you Tom, you’re a truth-sayer and it’s important
These 2 are so unrelatable but sincere at the same time! I love it. Yea my nutritionist, massage therepist and pilates instructor also told me to just be fat and do nothing.
When I lived in Arizona I went to the doctors, I was 6'2" 220lbs and the doctor said, "you are level 1 obese" and I said, 'Bitch you are around 5ft and over 250 clearly so I'm not going to have a obese doctor telling me how to be healthy when you're much closer to a heart attack then I am and as a matter of fact every employee in this office is obese so no one is going to take advice from a office full of doctors who are far from healthy.' You should have to be healthy to actually tell others how to live.
I had a 94 year old lady living next to me in highschool, she always seemed so sweet and kind. One day she was talking to my mom and I and we learned that she was born in germany and grew up as a Hitler youth! and she proceeded to tell us how Hitler wasent such a bad guy and how misunderstood his veiws were lmfaooooooooooooo and she dropped the N word very casually a few times. Seemed so sweet but i could tell she probably wasent deep down
It would be funny as hell if you two started the show waving your hands around like the animated versions of you right before the camera cuts to you lol
People think I'm gay constantly. I had no idea I wasn't supposed to make eye contact with other men. I was always told it was disrespectful not to by my father. Now I'm wondering about my father.
Who cares, crazy you guys get upset over what people have and worked for, maybe if you stoped spending your life in the comment sections crying over what others have you would also have more cool stuff, not going to happen with you guys on welfare being lazy
The squeak got Bert removed from my timeline and my following and I already don't follow Christine so it's okay as long as Tom is there to make he look bad and feel stupid
Been a photographer for a decade and I’m giddy with joy Tom now knows about the hand check procedure for his film 😂😂😂 welcome to the wonderful world of film photography bud
Sulfur hexafluoride makes your voice deeper (think helium, but for a deep voice), you can give that a try if you want to see what your voice sounds like deeper. Granted it isn't how your voice would sound on T, but it would give you an idea of what your voice sounds like at a lower register. **PLEASE NOTE: SULFUR HEXAFLUORIDE DISPLACES OXYGEN, BREATHING IT IN CAN CAUSE INJURY OR DEATH**
Dude, having a doctor that calls you out and doesnt "comfort" you or speak softly, is the best thing ever! I got a chinese doctor and a middle eastern doctor. The chinese doctor said "you very fat, lose weight! 10% is a start, do more". My middle eastern doctor said "lose weight, you hurt cause you're too large." Fucking best doctors ever, I want to lose weight now and have.
I dont believe there is a hell, but hypothetically speaking if it was real, Tom would end up there with the amount of joy he finds in watching other people get hurt or worse
1:35:45 there is no shortage of TH-cam videos featuring hunters, hikers, or hippies being mauled or killed by bears. They tend to eat Canadians mostly. I suppose Russians must taste funny.
Btw it's not the red that got the lady attacked by a bull. It could have been anyone it's just a fluke. Its the movement that attracts the bull. A guy in a rodeo ring could shake a purple flag and it'd be the exact same. As a farmer with bulls they hate sudden movement
My Highschool sweetheart would have me stay over night in the summer and we would sleep til noon. Her dad was a fridgrator mechanic at the docks and got home at 4am and started drinking. By noon he was pacing the hall way saying loudly "MUST.BE.NICE."
Lauren Compton should do an "informative" video tutorial on TH-cam about how to check for breast cancer to support Christina P.
For educational purposes only
She could bounce the nipples around for extra safety
For safety!
Anal bleaching & waxing tutorial. With a gag ball so we don’t have to hear her piercing voice
HEY PETER MAN
It’s so strange walking past all my coworkers while listening to Tom beg for scrum licks
I wish the cool guys could assemble like the Avengers to cure Christine's Tit Cancer
That's such a great idea!
collectively that might be enough meth to fix it
The sound track bro!!!
And the whole plot leads up to a huge gaping portal in the air Doctor Strange style, that Christina needs to suck on to get better because it's Tom's asshole.
It's going to be the next YMH live....
Tom look like he put on funny nose glasses
Cannot unsee :))
Dead ass
Lmao 😂
There is no way to unsee this!
@@8themachine7 Cedric Sneer...google a picture.
That woman fighting against her dementia to talk shit, was the best thing I've seen in a long while.
I cant wait until their kids start coming to the youtube comments to troll them😂
Tina has said many times she doesn't allow her kids on TH-cam, especially after they watched the dude Nair/wax his butthole
That old lady is absolutely amazing!
I agree. Tina rocks!
@@andrewfernandez7410she's, "alright"...
Her name is Christina
@@breannnolannnit’s Christine dumbass
Christina is at the age you body gets cancer. Old as f.
Sulfur hexafluoride is the deep voice version of helium, bet they could get some if Christina wants to hear how her voice sounds after HRT.
Can Lauren Compton or Christine please do an informative breast cancer awareness video?
On point sir. 😂
She actually used to make informative pictures and videos a long time ago
Heck no! BETA! Are you a beta? How long have you been a beta?
BETAAA!!!!
Why? Are there people that don't know breast cancer exists?
The authentic slap Christie gave Tom was a great moment that I really appreciated cuz i could tell it hurt and it was the fee for a very funny joke. Don’t let her silence you Tom, you’re a truth-sayer and it’s important
Secretly listening at work. Gotta keep it high and tight
I don’t even secretly anymore. Just right out in the open
@@CCitis Damn, you really don’t give a fuck. Mad respect
Why secretly?
@@SuperUnique333 Just cause I work the front desk of a financial advisory firm, and I don’t want them to think I’m just up here fuckin around
same here😂
Good morning mommies!!! Please remember that mammograms ruin vacations and lives✊🏼✊🏼
Prostate exams change lives. All balls lives matter
Yeah the shaved version
Why is Christina wearing my grandma’s fancy New Year’s Eve sweater?????
I'm dying for a 'Cool Guy' guitar riff! It's been missing!
These 2 are so unrelatable but sincere at the same time! I love it. Yea my nutritionist, massage therepist and pilates instructor also told me to just be fat and do nothing.
When I lived in Arizona I went to the doctors, I was 6'2" 220lbs and the doctor said, "you are level 1 obese" and I said, 'Bitch you are around 5ft and over 250 clearly so I'm not going to have a obese doctor telling me how to be healthy when you're much closer to a heart attack then I am and as a matter of fact every employee in this office is obese so no one is going to take advice from a office full of doctors who are far from healthy.' You should have to be healthy to actually tell others how to live.
what a poor
Chad and Tom were the original 2 bears😂. They should make a show
Sip Tom's scrum like you slurped that coffee
Right :( poor guy
Eww, gross! I love it. YMH LIVE X
The Susan G Komen lick Tom's scrum for a cure events are about to be wild
Finally Chad Daniel’s getting some love, his delivery is chef’s kiss tier, thank you ymh
He was great on Pandora 15 years ago
He's been on before ?🤔
@@seanmcgonigle1182 meaning Netflix. He’s been one of my favorites since 2014
Agree with you about how great Chad's standup is but I think this is at least the 3rd time he's been on the show
I had a 94 year old lady living next to me in highschool, she always seemed so sweet and kind. One day she was talking to my mom and I and we learned that she was born in germany and grew up as a Hitler youth! and she proceeded to tell us how Hitler wasent such a bad guy and how misunderstood his veiws were lmfaooooooooooooo and she dropped the N word very casually a few times. Seemed so sweet but i could tell she probably wasent deep down
Seems like a nice lady.
She's Hella old I say give her a pass
Sounds pretty rad to me ✋️
If you grew up in that place at that time good money says you’d have a similar opinion.
I also used to believe that old folks saying things like that were crazy... But then you find out they are so right.
Absolutely love Dad Chaniels
Chad should be a sit in for anytime you need a guest or someone bails, immaculate vibes. Love to the booth crew too!
“ imagine if you shit out the top of your head” should be in his special
This was a great episode. I had a wonderful time, a gorgeous time.
Morning mommies
Morning mommyyyyyy
hi mommy!
I love that they still document when Christine takes a sip of water because she is forever the mother fucking champ.
It would be funny as hell if you two started the show waving your hands around like the animated versions of you right before the camera cuts to you lol
No
Nope, crappy idea. Don’t do that ever
I paused the podcast and went and watched that documentary and it was pretty awesome and Tom is hilarious in it. Old school Tom. It's good stuff
I respect Christina so much for having the balls to say Anythingggg. As a very amateur stand-up comedian, saying the embarrassing shit is still hard.
I'm going to need you to do this cancer, like Joe Jackson done Michael.
People think I'm gay constantly. I had no idea I wasn't supposed to make eye contact with other men. I was always told it was disrespectful not to by my father. Now I'm wondering about my father.
The duck fell out of his bag, right?
@@TurdFerguson456who cares, its all pipes.
Chad with the engineer’s rolex, respect the milgauss
Tim's cool guy twin kinda looks like Pemberton a bit 🤪
There may be snow on the rooftop but there is fire in the furnace. 🔥👵
That old lady is awesome I wish she was my grandma
Love Dad Chaniels!
No one will see this comment! Love Y’all !!!!
❤
You're right.
I see you mommy
i dont have eyes
@@Subaruspeedshoplove you too dawg
I love this podcast!! You two make me laugh out loud and I wait for it all week
You can see the door literally fall apart as soon as she touches it 🤣😭
"I want to send the bear to Epcot to eat all the Disney adults." 😂😂😂
christine calling anyone dumb is hilarious.
Been a fan of his since 2016! Can’t wait to watch this episode!!
"Be a Paul, Dennis, John, Dane, who gives a fuck, that's your business" 🤣
Already have my tickets booked to see you in Calgary. I am past excited, can not wait to see Tom live!!!
Christina with $65,000 on the wrist. Havent seen a Royal Oak Mini in the wild for a long time
Keeps it next to her washcloth
Who cares, crazy you guys get upset over what people have and worked for, maybe if you stoped spending your life in the comment sections crying over what others have you would also have more cool stuff, not going to happen with you guys on welfare being lazy
@@Chickennuggets18363 It’s a cool watch
Tom has a nautilus
@@BorisBidjanSaberi11 Tom has several serious pieces
tom really out here looking like he's about to do the humpty dance
JUST EAT THE SCRUM!!!!
11:08 every once in awhile I watch the "Six Shooters" sketch, it cracks me up.
Where do we find the video of that old black lady online?
The black and white biography of Bert's college days was a nice touch😮
Jeans: Corn chips!? Unc: Yaaaa Guh!.
I beg for at least just ONE episode where they mute Christina and dont tell her for the whole duration of the podcast
Christina is doing the Bert squeak all of a sudden more wtf is going on 😂
Bert should get checked out for tit cancer. Maybe that explains the squeak.
God hates us.
The squeak got Bert removed from my timeline and my following and I already don't follow Christine so it's okay as long as Tom is there to make he look bad and feel stupid
@@jacobiwilson3887 I think Tom if Tom read your post he would rip you a new hole. What a lame comment.
@@jacobiwilson3887you sound like a very angry person
I’m so glad we have Christine to give us health advice every week ❤️🫶
Good lord, how long can this guy come for?! He already came everywhere
As soon as he said he spray tanned I’m like damn Chad Daniels the the cooler, actually funny version of Bert!! 😂😂😅
I love when u guys play random funny videos.
Christ is king
Love seeing more of Chaddy Daddy poppin up everywhere 💕
Hate from Northern Michigan.
Best opening exchange in the history of the podcast.
Christina acting like she still gets a period had me, Rollin! Your 170 lady!
I'm pretty sure she's like 230
Quit publicly posting Christina's weight. She's on the ozempies; she's trying!
@@jumbolumps666 I was going easy, she used to be 260..
@@jacobiwilson3887at least she's rich and successful 😂 what's your excuse poor boy?
@@ToneWoN huh? I didn't say she wasn't?
This guy is one of if not my favorite comedian. Hey Chad from Minnesota 😊
Chad Daniels looks so much like Cam Hanes
I thought the same thing.
Stoned Cam haha.
maybe because its his brother??? everyone knows that.
Ham Caniels
Don’t let the chat fool you. The channel continues to grow. F the haters.
HEY DAD! PLEASE RETURN MY CALLS. MOM NEEDS THAT CHECK FOR BROTHER'S DIAPERS.
Just make a diaper out of a small trash bag
Momstina continues to reign as the queen of pick me's and I am always here for it.
That's Tom Segura's wife
Bro just say you hate women
USE WIPES!!! It takes 5 seconds to poop, and 5 minutes to wipe it not clean with paper.😂
Or get a bidet and just try off after a power wash
Love these two together
#1
3*
Chad Daniels is already a legendary guest
Been a photographer for a decade and I’m giddy with joy Tom now knows about the hand check procedure for his film 😂😂😂 welcome to the wonderful world of film photography bud
Another reason for Tommy to yell at airport employees. that's exactly what Tom needs more of. LoL
Thank you!!!! Chad Daniels is the best!!!!
I love that Push is taking the comedic route of C. But I’m a Tom guy. Oh the jokes. Humor cures EVERYTHING!!! ❤️
I love Chad Daniel's instant "NO" to the question of going to a men's retreat, LOL!! I'm a woman and I would hate that shit so hard!!! LOL!
Tina abt to get fully unhinged and im hereee for it!!!
Chad is such a great guest
Love waking up with Tim and Christine
Sulfur hexafluoride makes your voice deeper (think helium, but for a deep voice), you can give that a try if you want to see what your voice sounds like deeper. Granted it isn't how your voice would sound on T, but it would give you an idea of what your voice sounds like at a lower register. **PLEASE NOTE: SULFUR HEXAFLUORIDE DISPLACES OXYGEN, BREATHING IT IN CAN CAUSE INJURY OR DEATH**
I love the rotating titles to this video. I've seen looking at state droopers that was funny af these guys ohhhh OH GOD I live laugh love em.
This guy is the most normal comedian that they’ve had on the show
It's so good to see you so full of life these days Tommy
Tomz laughing like hiz gym fall waznt funnier lmfao😂😂😂😂
"What are you doing, why is this here?" 🤣
Dude, having a doctor that calls you out and doesnt "comfort" you or speak softly, is the best thing ever! I got a chinese doctor and a middle eastern doctor. The chinese doctor said "you very fat, lose weight! 10% is a start, do more". My middle eastern doctor said "lose weight, you hurt cause you're too large." Fucking best doctors ever, I want to lose weight now and have.
Breast size reduction is really good for your back, Tom should consider it. Love you guys, you are so funny 😊
Just got home from your show in Asheville!! IT WAS AWESOME!!!we had such a blast. Laughed our asses off!!!! Thank you for coming out to Asheville 💜✌🏻🪴
Baby head and goblin head had me in tears.
I dont believe there is a hell, but hypothetically speaking if it was real, Tom would end up there with the amount of joy he finds in watching other people get hurt or worse
1:35:45 there is no shortage of TH-cam videos featuring hunters, hikers, or hippies being mauled or killed by bears.
They tend to eat Canadians mostly.
I suppose Russians must taste funny.
That old Blowsa Parks is a real hero
Lmao The song Chest Pains at the end is superb
The opening clip guy is the baby of Tom and Pemberton!!!
Chad "Goblin Head" Daniel’s?! Love this guy
Btw it's not the red that got the lady attacked by a bull. It could have been anyone it's just a fluke. Its the movement that attracts the bull. A guy in a rodeo ring could shake a purple flag and it'd be the exact same. As a farmer with bulls they hate sudden movement
Omg😂 I literally took a picture of a picture too, I think mine was of Michael Jordan 😂no lie
Weird coincidence. I read your comment exactly as he said that in the video
1:27:09 that guy needs to meet Daddy Damarco
Bertina is really coming into her own
My Highschool sweetheart would have me stay over night in the summer and we would sleep til noon. Her dad was a fridgrator mechanic at the docks and got home at 4am and started drinking. By noon he was pacing the hall way saying loudly "MUST.BE.NICE."
Holy shat ballz mommy, there is litcheralllly a youtubes advert every 2 minutes...times must be tough mommieee