The not wanting to stop to go to the toilet reminds me of a story from a friend who was an usher in a cinema. After one of the Star Wars movies a few years back, he was cleaning up the area after people left and found a tube of Pringles with a big log in it 🤣🤮.
No, this is free unrestricted debate and conversation, without any party getting offended or complaining. Do you need to be stoned to have a wide reaching conversation?
The transistor was a miniaturised version of the vacuum tube. Vacuum tubes evolved from incandescent light bulbs, and incandescence light bulbs were created through experiments with electricity long before Edison - Swan and Humphrey Davy who also created the miners safety lamp and the Carbon Arc Lamp. The computer chip was just an extension upon the transistor and a project in miniaturisation. All the advancements in computer chips has just been a progressive improvement in the miniturisation idea. From values to transistor's, then the integrated circuit, then microprocessors, then multiple microprocessors... It wasn't that exceptional an idea, it was a logical progression once microcircuitry became possible. It's not until Quantum computers we actually break away from the same idea we've been using for over 200 years... We moved from analog (variable voltage) to digital (on and off) but apart from that it's the same technology just smaller... It's not different to the smaller more efficient engines in cars as a progression of improved tolerances and mechanical engineering. The same principles just improved manufacturing techniques and processes. In some respects he's right, our advancements are not the equal of those of the past, who made scientific breakthroughs of inordinate progression without standing on the shoulders of others who did it first before them... Ford stood on Benz shoulders, Edison stood on Swan and Davy's shoulders... There are few, none that come to mind of truly innovative invention in the last century, even Oppenheimer wasn't the first to hypothesise an atomic device, _HG Wells first imagined a uranium-based hand grenade that "would continue to explode indefinitely" in his 1914 novel The World Set Free_ _Not forgetting in December 1938, over Christmas vacation, physicists Lise Meitner and Otto Frisch made a startling discovery that would immediately revolutionize nuclear physics and lead to the atomic bomb. The idea of nuclear power began in the 1930s, when physicist Enrico Fermi first showed that neutrons could split atoms. Fermi led a team that in 1942 achieved the first nuclear chain reaction, under a stadium at the University of Chicago_ Of course they in turn stood on the shoulders of others... _The modern understanding of ionizing radiation got its start in 1895 with Wilhelm Röntgen. In the process of conducting various experiments in applying currents to different vacuum tubes, he discovered that, despite covering one in a screen to block light, there seemed to be rays penetrating through to react with a barium solution on a screen he’d placed nearby. After several experiments, including taking the first photo (of his wife’s hand and skeletal structure) with the new rays, he named them “X-Rays” temporarily as a designation of something unknown, and the name stuck_
add in to that, that the inventions of today often allow us to create those of tomorrow Faster and Better. The fact we have the computer to shoulder a large part of the burden let's us design the bits for a new computer more easily. Well done humanity.
@@sarahfields288 It's one of the funniest stories from all the podcasts. If I ever see a monkey video on TH-cam I have to type 'Benny thumped one' in the comments haha
My scary animal: Humboldt squid with bat wings and echo location. They hunt at night in flocks. Out of the darkness you hear the feint rapid clicks of a hundred of them (like a silenced MG42) and then BAM! One of them grabs your head like a face hugger and is tearing it to shreds with its beak and barbed tenticles while suddenly another five start doing the same to your limbs and torso. Within seconds it's a feading frenzy. But it turns out they're not too keen on the taste of humans so they don't eat much and just leave you to slowly die from a thousand cuts and chunks.
$35 to fill up a car??? Depending on the size, it's now between £40 and £120 to fill a tank. £40 for a little car, up to a rangerover. Fuel prices are ridiculous in the UK.
Yeah most of us that go to sleep listening to these guys listen to the full XFM shows rather than these. It's much easier to relax to. This is just a compilation of the more chaotic topics that the radio show led too.
I was surprised they didn't have the bit about Karl wanting balls on his ears, cos people are always playing with their ears, so that way you'd be checking for lumps xD
I think he's mistaking Dyson as the vacuum guy. The show he's talking about probably meant theoretical physicist Freeman Dyson. He probably just heard the last name and made a false assumption.
I think the show was talking about Freeman Dyson the theoretical physicist that popularised the concept of the Dyson sphere not James Dyson founder of the appliance company
@@AD270479 yeah but Karl did his usual thing and assumed it was the vacuum guy when he heard the name Dyson rather than listening to what the full story was. If you look at the list from the show he's referring to it is the physicist Dyson. James Dyson didn't even invent the vacuum cleaner, it was invented by Hubert Cecil Booth in 1901.
Who are you kidding it wouldn’t fly over where you are on the cross country road trips. I’ve seen house of 1000 corpses and the Texas chainsaw massacre. It would fit right in with the country people
Dyson being one of the greatest minds of the last century isn't referring to the guy who invented the vacuum cleaner lol there's more than one person with the surname Dyson. And one of them is a very famous physicist 🤦 "Birdie Birdie flying high Dropped a message from the sky 'oh' said Farmer, wiping his eye 'isnt it lucky bulls don't fly'
@@evzevz06 yes. That's the part I'm referring to Karl claims it's about the Dyson vacuum. Ricky and Steve don't correct him that it's the famous physicist and go along with it supposedly being the Dyson vac, and these two guys seem unaware too. Hence the clarification I don't quite get what point you're trying to make by time stamping the section?
I feel like it's a lot more possible Karl would be talking about the guy who invented the vacuum cleaner and not the physicist. Plus the fact he even mentioned the vacuum cleaner
@@benjammin9471 yes. He was. Incorrectly Hence my correction The documentary/ list he is talking about 'gretest minds of the 20th century' had Dyson in it. But not James Dyson the owner of Dyson who makes the vacuum. Dyson the physicist who has like 20 quantum physics models named after him. It was him who included alongside Einstein. Not the inventor of the vacuum cleaner. So when they say 'i agree with karl' the are only saying that because they are taking what Karl says as correct. But it's not
Well as new discoveries are proving these inventions aren't new they're things that existed before and we're catching up with Inventions far more evolved than ours.
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Wednesday June 7th 2023 and i'm drunk and binging on curry and Embrace The Suck Karl stuff!
The frisbee is the height of technology advancement
No more than the Boomerang... and Australian Aborigines were using them 23,000 years ago!
@@daveofyorkshire301 don't tell the Christians that, they think the earth is 6,000 years old 😂
You guys are hilarious. Best little conversations in the pauses. Love it.
Listening to Ricky and XFM is my bedtime soundtrack, I always play it to get me to sleep, especially the entire Rockbusters compilation.
Dyson: It sucks the right way
That’s such a great marketing tagline
The not wanting to stop to go to the toilet reminds me of a story from a friend who was an usher in a cinema. After one of the Star Wars movies a few years back, he was cleaning up the area after people left and found a tube of Pringles with a big log in it 🤣🤮.
So the Pringles were Pooprika flavour.
Its really difficult sometimes to fall asleep to them,especially Karl,lights off and falling asleep,then Karl and him,I just laugh ha
It's Ricky's laugh that keeps me awake as well 🤣
Hats off to the 'sucked' gag 👏
Wayne's World, made in 1992
Hands free car toilet. Bidet.. you have water in your radiator lmao 🤣
Can't wait til you get to KP Plumbing segment.
I'm convinced they are all stoned having these conversations lol
They are oddly similar to stoner convos
No, this is free unrestricted debate and conversation, without any party getting offended or complaining. Do you need to be stoned to have a wide reaching conversation?
Tumbleweed at the sucks joke lol
The transistor was a miniaturised version of the vacuum tube. Vacuum tubes evolved from incandescent light bulbs, and incandescence light bulbs were created through experiments with electricity long before Edison - Swan and Humphrey Davy who also created the miners safety lamp and the Carbon Arc Lamp.
The computer chip was just an extension upon the transistor and a project in miniaturisation. All the advancements in computer chips has just been a progressive improvement in the miniturisation idea. From values to transistor's, then the integrated circuit, then microprocessors, then multiple microprocessors... It wasn't that exceptional an idea, it was a logical progression once microcircuitry became possible.
It's not until Quantum computers we actually break away from the same idea we've been using for over 200 years... We moved from analog (variable voltage) to digital (on and off) but apart from that it's the same technology just smaller... It's not different to the smaller more efficient engines in cars as a progression of improved tolerances and mechanical engineering. The same principles just improved manufacturing techniques and processes.
In some respects he's right, our advancements are not the equal of those of the past, who made scientific breakthroughs of inordinate progression without standing on the shoulders of others who did it first before them...
Ford stood on Benz shoulders, Edison stood on Swan and Davy's shoulders... There are few, none that come to mind of truly innovative invention in the last century, even Oppenheimer wasn't the first to hypothesise an atomic device, _HG Wells first imagined a uranium-based hand grenade that "would continue to explode indefinitely" in his 1914 novel The World Set Free_
_Not forgetting in December 1938, over Christmas vacation, physicists Lise Meitner and Otto Frisch made a startling discovery that would immediately revolutionize nuclear physics and lead to the atomic bomb. The idea of nuclear power began in the 1930s, when physicist Enrico Fermi first showed that neutrons could split atoms. Fermi led a team that in 1942 achieved the first nuclear chain reaction, under a stadium at the University of Chicago_
Of course they in turn stood on the shoulders of others... _The modern understanding of ionizing radiation got its start in 1895 with Wilhelm Röntgen. In the process of conducting various experiments in applying currents to different vacuum tubes, he discovered that, despite covering one in a screen to block light, there seemed to be rays penetrating through to react with a barium solution on a screen he’d placed nearby. After several experiments, including taking the first photo (of his wife’s hand and skeletal structure) with the new rays, he named them “X-Rays” temporarily as a designation of something unknown, and the name stuck_
add in to that, that the inventions of today often allow us to create those of tomorrow Faster and Better.
The fact we have the computer to shoulder a large part of the burden let's us design the bits for a new computer more easily.
Well done humanity.
So that thing about the internet being tubes wasn't far off
10:37 "... Stephen Merchant (listening to Karl's ideas), eyes bulging with imagined riches"
I find landing coccyx (tailbone) is another great pain in terms of walking
Einstein, Newton, Archimedes…. DYSON!
Anyone else think that Daniel just created the archenemy for Karl's Bullshit Man with his animal creation 🤣🤣
I used to fail asleep to this before it became a thing and I had some crazy dreams
The Monkey thumping story makes me laugh every time 🤣
Benny thumped one
@@robo3715 lol
@@robo3715 The Animation and sound is so funny too
@@sarahfields288 It's one of the funniest stories from all the podcasts. If I ever see a monkey video on TH-cam I have to type 'Benny thumped one' in the comments haha
@@robo3715 lol I'll keep my eye out
Hi, can you make sure you watch the intro the season 3 when you start it pls
Spiders with wings would be scary
Normal sized or arachnophobia sized spiders?
@@buttthecat1354 All sizes and breeds not like Eight legged freaks size
My scary animal: Humboldt squid with bat wings and echo location. They hunt at night in flocks.
Out of the darkness you hear the feint rapid clicks of a hundred of them (like a silenced MG42) and then BAM! One of them grabs your head like a face hugger and is tearing it to shreds with its beak and barbed tenticles while suddenly another five start doing the same to your limbs and torso. Within seconds it's a feading frenzy.
But it turns out they're not too keen on the taste of humans so they don't eat much and just leave you to slowly die from a thousand cuts and chunks.
$35 to fill up a car??? Depending on the size, it's now between £40 and £120 to fill a tank. £40 for a little car, up to a rangerover. Fuel prices are ridiculous in the UK.
i would like to say you 2 av me in stitches you are so funny
You should check out reeves and Mortimer - America's most incredible vegetables
$35 is cheap for fuel compared to the fuel prices where I’m from! $100 for a full tank roughly every 2 weeks 😂
I wonder what Karl thinks of Ipads.
Yeah most of us that go to sleep listening to these guys listen to the full XFM shows rather than these. It's much easier to relax to. This is just a compilation of the more chaotic topics that the radio show led too.
I was surprised they didn't have the bit about Karl wanting balls on his ears, cos people are always playing with their ears, so that way you'd be checking for lumps xD
Guys again don't skip the intro for s3 ep1
I think he's mistaking Dyson as the vacuum guy. The show he's talking about probably meant theoretical physicist Freeman Dyson. He probably just heard the last name and made a false assumption.
Spencer looks very confused at the start although he's watching Karl Pilkington so it's not hard to be confused.
I think the show was talking about Freeman Dyson the theoretical physicist that popularised the concept of the Dyson sphere not James Dyson founder of the appliance company
3:20 says it was about the vac guy
Bud, they even mention that it's the guy who invented the vacuum they're talking about...
@@AD270479 yeah but Karl did his usual thing and assumed it was the vacuum guy when he heard the name Dyson rather than listening to what the full story was. If you look at the list from the show he's referring to it is the physicist Dyson.
James Dyson didn't even invent the vacuum cleaner, it was invented by Hubert Cecil Booth in 1901.
According to statistics there are between 2 to 5 thousand tigers in Texas compared to about 4 thousand tigers in the wild.
Oh hey, they sell C4 at my gym too.
Good luck today USA against the Netherlands. Posted 2 hours before kickoff
25:00 - Plus the human race would keep them farmed and alive, because everyone loves buffalo wings
Karl unironically and unwittingly describing undescended testicles
4:21 🤣🤣🤣
You guys should check out David Allen religious jokes your gonna love it
You put bread into a toaster oven, not toast. 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
“Testerone, innit..”
“ITS ESTROGEN, YOU IDIOT”
😂😂 Sorry spence. I think he meant testosterone. Lmao
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police interceptors
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crimefighters | real responders
send in the dogs [uk/aus]
Who are you kidding it wouldn’t fly over where you are on the cross country road trips. I’ve seen house of 1000 corpses and the Texas chainsaw massacre. It would fit right in with the country people
B R illiant!
You can’t fall asleep to Ricky’s laugh.
I go to sleep every night with Karl Pilkington in my ears👂 🛌 🎧
You two have finally lost it😂😂😂🫶🏽
I'm surprised y'all haven't reacted to Mrs Browns Boys yet.
Haha 😂
Hey you guys seen
Kevin bloody Wilson x mas Song
Hey Santa clause 🤬
Comes with warning Aussie humour none political correctness 🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣👍🇦🇺
Ffs Spencer!haha
I've had a Dyson vacuum cleaner and my mother had a Dyson of a different model, they were both awful, dreadful designs...
Dyson being one of the greatest minds of the last century isn't referring to the guy who invented the vacuum cleaner lol there's more than one person with the surname Dyson. And one of them is a very famous physicist 🤦
"Birdie Birdie flying high
Dropped a message from the sky
'oh' said Farmer, wiping his eye
'isnt it lucky bulls don't fly'
3:20
@@evzevz06 yes. That's the part I'm referring to
Karl claims it's about the Dyson vacuum. Ricky and Steve don't correct him that it's the famous physicist and go along with it supposedly being the Dyson vac, and these two guys seem unaware too. Hence the clarification
I don't quite get what point you're trying to make by time stamping the section?
I feel like it's a lot more possible Karl would be talking about the guy who invented the vacuum cleaner and not the physicist. Plus the fact he even mentioned the vacuum cleaner
@@benjammin9471 yes. He was.
Incorrectly
Hence my correction
The documentary/ list he is talking about 'gretest minds of the 20th century' had Dyson in it. But not James Dyson the owner of Dyson who makes the vacuum. Dyson the physicist who has like 20 quantum physics models named after him. It was him who included alongside Einstein. Not the inventor of the vacuum cleaner. So when they say 'i agree with karl' the are only saying that because they are taking what Karl says as correct. But it's not
@@jgreen2015 ahh ok, yeah that makes sense
Well as new discoveries are proving these inventions aren't new they're things that existed before and we're catching up with Inventions far more evolved than ours.
What new discoveries are you referring to exactly?
Dyson sucks !
I love how content creators on this communist tech platform, refer to Elon Musk's restoration of free speech on twatter, as a bad thing!
Lollzzzz