lemme guess, that moment was them having an educated conversation for 5 hours about the economic crash in Japan during the 1980s? yeah it's mad overlooked
Honestly they post more than most channels that are as entertaining as they are. Fuck them just posting to wear themselves out and turning us all jaded
19:57 - If you ever find yourself in a situation where a card reader is telling you to "use the chip" even though your chip is acting out, then use it three times in a row before giving up. After the last failure, it should tell you to swipe the card and work properly afterwards. Just remember it has to be three *consecutive* attempts. I don't know if anyone else needs that information, but it's helped me in situations similar to what Lyle is describing.
Is this just a bunch of flowers blooming and trees growing greener with bluer skies compilation? Is oney sitting in the background watching Mother Nature process into a beautiful art?
Ermmmm I have you know that man was performing hard manual labour for this man, Chris forced that poor soul to make THREE (?!?) LONG ISLANDS. Honesty the dude deserves hazard pay, as well as a fair tip, for the $20 drinks
Power tripping bartenders are the worst. Expecting tips infuriates me. The ratio of workers who deserve a tip are like 1 out of 8. If you work in that industry you will watch people become affected by the need to earn tips.
Are drinks just more expensive in California? I have never in my life heard of a long island going for 20 bucks a piece. That is highway robbery at that point.
i like how Chris saying shmitmar instead of scimitar has become such a long running funni word :) please, never stop saying shmitmar. its absolutely golden
I still can't get over how obviously that protectah girl obviously spent months rehearsing every little facial movement for this but the guy clearly isnt really that into it
13:42 have none of them seen the South Park ep that’s entirely about getting strange??? Ike uses it every other sentence I’m kind of surprised none of them have seen that episode lol
GUYS I need some help. There's an episode of oneyplays where they're laughing about the word bunions. And one of the guys says something like "great big brothing bunions" ... Does anyone know the episode?
Yk i met tomar in real life and he is a terrible person he kicked some homeless guys change cup and when the homeless guy got mad he tazed and maced him till he smelt like burned hair
erm you forgot about that one thing from that one episode that one time, you just lost a loyal viewer!!
Omg hi choopo
More like lost a loyal pooer
Fucking gottem
lemme guess, that moment was them having an educated conversation for 5 hours about the economic crash in Japan during the 1980s? yeah it's mad overlooked
Choopo and oneyplays crossover would go crazy
@@therealchoopo Holy moly, you're a member of the Oney Army?
What we unironically need is; Best of Rats, Best of Interrupting each other, best of singing/melodies, best of rhyming, best of aliens
Best of Interrupting Each Other will just be a 50 hour comp of Lyle
There is a best of rhyming lol
you know singing and rhyming already exists right
@@lavbublermm, what the spruce? OP must not know his OneyPlays
best of chris spilling coke on himself
That bartender didn't deserve a tip.
Hell no he didn't.
Tipping can breed a lot of shitty workers, and in many cases it stems from the owners.
Watching this at 2x speed so I can get back to wishing OneyPlays would post more frequently as soon as possible.
Honestly they post more than most channels that are as entertaining as they are. Fuck them just posting to wear themselves out and turning us all jaded
Perfect I needed something to watch while I slap my belly
always the belly, why not the nipples for once? they get too cold that way, hmph
If by belly, you mean...
… your smelly hoglet?
Nice! Good comment!
can i slap your belly while i watch this?
19:57 - If you ever find yourself in a situation where a card reader is telling you to "use the chip" even though your chip is acting out, then use it three times in a row before giving up. After the last failure, it should tell you to swipe the card and work properly afterwards. Just remember it has to be three *consecutive* attempts.
I don't know if anyone else needs that information, but it's helped me in situations similar to what Lyle is describing.
I've heard if you try the chip and it fails more than 3 times your bank will lock your card
@@axil_v2153for most card readers I’ve used it just tells you to swipe after 3 tries
@@axil_v2153I think using the chip 3 times and failing just defaults it to putting in your pin but failing the pin three times is what locks the card
@@axil_v2153close, they actually send a signal out that causes baldness
@@Subpar1O1 Yeah, there's no consequence for failing the chip reader - at least, as far as I'm aware.
Lyle's dad hurling into the fish's mouth is the hardest I've laughed in so long. Like the kind of laughing where you run out of air to wheeze.
Best of Christian O'Neill deviating from his Irish religious upbringing
Upon Irish lines alone can the Irish race become what it was of yore - one of the most original, artistic, literary, and charming peoples of europe.
@@gung2549"artistic" is that how that's pronounced?
36:18 holy shit, this is what that bit from smiling friends episode about Alan was based on lol
BEST OF POLITICAL ASSASSINATIONS [REUPLOAD]
Corey rocks my socks off
Hey wormface, what's your pfp? (looks rad)
he sucks my rocks off
@@NOMM4DER Looks like Kelger from FF5
Cory socked the freaking snot out of me at a convention.
@@BrandflakesTM Effing legend, thanks.
Ok, this is epic.
Ew
THIS. IS. EPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!
Is this just a bunch of flowers blooming and trees growing greener with bluer skies compilation? Is oney sitting in the background watching Mother Nature process into a beautiful art?
ah spring, when we bask in the beauty of nature, as Tomar homunculi spawn begin frolicking among the blossoms...
The bartender anywhere else would have gotten his ass kicked lucky he is in El Gay.
Ermmmm I have you know that man was performing hard manual labour for this man, Chris forced that poor soul to make THREE (?!?) LONG ISLANDS. Honesty the dude deserves hazard pay, as well as a fair tip, for the $20 drinks
@@nahman3836 The way they treated that poor bartender is absolutely appalling. Reddit will surely hear about this.
Power tripping bartenders are the worst.
Expecting tips infuriates me.
The ratio of workers who deserve a tip are like 1 out of 8.
If you work in that industry you will watch people become affected by the need to earn tips.
@@nobodycares6761 now that man deserves a tip
Are drinks just more expensive in California? I have never in my life heard of a long island going for 20 bucks a piece. That is highway robbery at that point.
I saw Joshua Tomar roll a stoplight
I saw Tomar roll a toddler's head across the sidewalk
Zach’s laugh is so infectious
Gamers do be gaming.
Gaming
Gaaming
Gaaning
Gooning
When is “Best of Tomar Ignoring” going to drop?
haaah, minecraft
lmfao that would be so good
what's worth acknowledging?
@@islandboy9381 possibly the meanest thing pure hearted Tomar has ever said
you guys have made it big, you got the bots commenting now
I hope they unretire Lyle's big hair.
51:54 the gerbil back and forth is why I watch this channel lol, you'll never know what's coming with these guys.
There will come a point in time where uploading the entire Oneyplays channel will qualify as a DDOS attack
Dear God Almighty above we thank thee for granting us this epic compilation of OneyNG and his pals on this holy Sabbath day. Amen 🙏
Gonna wait till they retire and they upload a Best of Existince video, showing the best clips going all the way from the start of this channel.
Zach's laugh in the first clip is just perfect, I loved it.
Starting off with a brap... how classy
Quite possibly the best brap in the history of the channel. 😎
pls make worst of spring 2024, I wanna hear 4 hours of dead air 🥺
We getting through the work day with this one 🗣️
i like how Chris saying shmitmar instead of scimitar has become such a long running funni word :) please, never stop saying shmitmar. its absolutely golden
I'm so glad Paddy is in this. The story about asking Carls Jr staff about other places to eat fuckin killed me
Let's hope Paddy makes future appearances
Found out these guys were friends with and actually DEFENDED Joshua Tomar....unfollowed
*Makes 100 sock puppet accounts to follow Joshua Tomar*
1:59:51 I like how the editor didn’t make a joke with it or anything. He just wanted to do a cool Godzilla edit
I needed this
Can you do Best of Spring of 1993 next? That's the year I was born
Zachs been working hard on nose simulator
Where's our "Best of saying words with the letter R" compilation?
Come on you guys I neeeeeeeed itttttt.
41:45 yea Lyle I reciprocated some stranger's aggression towards me and it resulted with them trying to spit in my face. The more you know ...lyle
Ah, that sweet Guile kick flip move ensures that punks are only spitting upwards. 🤪
@@pootyting3311 Lyle "Guile" Rath
Fuuuuuccckkkkk yeaaaaaaahhhhhh
cue the rats dancing
HABADE EGADABADOO
HABADE EGADABADOO
HEY HEY HEY
here before it's Unlisted
Need an oneyplays “myyyh fhaaatherrr” comp
2:02:55 Tomar got extremely defensive. Suspicious.
Great video to workout out to and in between plastering the porcelain
tp sneed stp
My Mom laughed really hard at their fart stories from the start lol
1:45:16 his delivery on this is so funny lol
2:04:30 I'm glad they didn't cut Tomar's Eminem reference. It was funny and it made sense.
babe wake up new ones plays video dropped‼️
i love zachs laugh at 0:41 so damn much oh my god 😭😭
Probably the most genuine laugh since the boy in the striped pajamas
I still can't get over how obviously that protectah girl obviously spent months rehearsing every little facial movement for this but the guy clearly isnt really that into it
Best of Loving Yourself
Another upload from Chris, time to collect the lint from my belly buttons
1:24:10
"You don't wanna be Drake"
Funny how that works both ways now
13:42 have none of them seen the South Park ep that’s entirely about getting strange??? Ike uses it every other sentence
I’m kind of surprised none of them have seen that episode lol
Great video to workout to while hearing Corey’s autistic ramblings for more than a few hours 🔥
How tf does Cory remember verbatim certain sleepycabin bits he did, like the jinglehiemer schmidt thing
29:13 nobody caught the breaking bad reference
We need a Best of Being Nice to Tomar. I think it’s been a long time coming.
We need the best of being very mean to tomar
that would be a total of 4 minutes long
Yes !
1:02:22 Corey's Tom and Jerry scream lol
Yet another compilation proving Lyle is funnier than everyone says he is.
Yes. Excellent.
Lyle predicting the bracelet flying out and killing Fray is insane.
love you guys
2:18:16 dave being fucking hilarious
3:51:29 it just occurred to me that Chris must have been the one to model and texture the muscles
Best of three grenades, please
just finished the whole video 10/10
This essentially the epitome of fail. 10/10 would smell again
Chris being the irish translator is the funniest shit
“There were so many of them. They came so fast.”
- Friend of Fræ
Best of Burger Andy next
Best of Nuts n' Bolts 🔩
sho aweshome
1:32:42 "look at that slapper" is the funniest shit😂
1:35:57 funniest fucking shit
i love springs
best of spring
paddy funny
I love how it's basically the entire WOW episode lol
I'm going crezy
Best of drip fed content 2024
Best of Worm References
Relive the Worm Odyssey!
Corey went full sperg
Crazy how Lyle made the covenant go right instead of left.
Niceee. Now we need a "Best Of Exposing Tomars War Crimes".
I'm a quirky coffee girl
G.I.R.L
@@charlesplante G.I.R.L. = Guy I Really Like
What is your opinion on cake globes?
@@Stephillpotten holy shit those are still exist?
Literally forgot about getting strange
GUYS I need some help. There's an episode of oneyplays where they're laughing about the word bunions. And one of the guys says something like "great big brothing bunions" ... Does anyone know the episode?
Giants Uprising
@@ifoundasong3191 thank you so much 🙏
Yk i met tomar in real life and he is a terrible person he kicked some homeless guys change cup and when the homeless guy got mad he tazed and maced him till he smelt like burned hair
2:07:26 tomar being mean is so badass idk why
The lyle fish story nearly killed me with laughter
God speed lyles dad
Was wondering on how I could poop smoothly in the toilet by LOL-ing hard, thanks fellers
Old folks should be watching OneyPlays to stay regular with their bowels. No need for overpriced Metamucil. 👍
I for the life of me have never been able to see the scary fish in the video
Still waiting for Best of Best of Compilation Compilation
Golden years are over, but it's still pretty funny
Yes
Guys, they have motorcycles
Delete this and reupload it 10 times, please.
58 seconds ago. That's a new record for me.
username checks out
thanks for the meal