Here’s the thing: I have never, ever heard one bad thing about Liza Minnelli as a person. She is kind to her fans and very approachable. She is Hollywood royalty and certainly doesn’t have to be as nice as she really is. God love her. She IS a legend.
Liza was so far gone off the booze that I don’t think she knew who she was talking to. She could have Ben talking to the wall and I’m sure her response would have been the same.
You see.....she broke her knee, and then she started working with clay. Her knee broke, and then she fooled around with some clay. She'd broken her knee, and then she started thinking about clay. She had to sit there with her knee, so she started to work with clay.................................................................................................................................
I am working with some polymer clay right now and I just had to come back to this while doing some kneading in hopes my creativity will be infused with the spirit of Liza.
I bought the entire liza minnelli hsn collection. now whenever an event's dress code is sequined blouses and velvet pants ONLY, I will not find myself in a conundrum.
Suddenly Liza imagines that they are auctioning off her actual possessions and frets they are about to sell one of her Halston originals that she wants to keep.
I love it when she says that she doesn't want to sell that one because "it's the Halston" hilarious!!!! As if someone raided her closet to sell her Halston piece!!! Love ya Liza!!!!
I think that’s what she honestly thought, that this stuff was her own possessions being auctioned off! She’s had financial troubles in the recent past.
Fantastic! Saw the Watcha Packin' with Michelle Visage and Mrs. Kasha Davis. They spoke of this and suggested folks look this up. SOOOOOoo worth it! Thanks for posting!
“I broke my knee, and I had nothing to do in the hospital so I thought...well I’ll just start fooling around with stuff I love!!!” Why is this sentence so funny to me 😂😂😂
M Vee They’re definitely marketed for the older woman. I’ll be honest and say that I loved the clothes worn by Dorothy and Blanche on GG. Dorothy always looks so comfortable with her layers, and Blanche made god awful 80’s clothes look so chic.
Wow. Higher'n a kite. "Hi, Georgia!" "The woman wears the dress, the dress shouldn't wear the woman." "I broke me knee." "I had to have my knee replaced." "I broke my knee." "So I started working with clay." "I started working with clay." "I was working with clay." "I broke my knee." "C'mere, Chelsea."
I saw Mrs. Kasha Davis do Liza live and I really began to question if I was watching a Drag Show or a Liza Comeback special. O, and Michelle Visage sent me here
Liza is a real person & love that she keeps on going accomplishing one thing after another...negative comments come only from those who are jealous...keep on going Liza, you are an inspiration for many and you look sensational!
after being totally unaware of where she actually is for quite a while, Liza suddenly imagines that all the HSN crapola is really her personal belongings being auctioned off and she panics that an authentic Halston item is about to be sold
"Well it was thrilling to talk to you and I will remember it!" "You don't have to sell it, it sells you!" "The woman should wear the dress not the dress wear the woman!" "I broke my knee and I had nothing to do in the hospital!" "While I was making a album lying down!" "They look so sharp on middle age women!" "Thank you so much! Your're my mentor too!"
LIZA: “And I wassch making an album lying down ...” BEFUDDLED SALESLADY: “You did?” LIZA: “YEAH!” SALESLADY: “Oh, God bless you.” 😂 If that Liza Minnelli ‘Lying Down Album’ isn’t released the public should rise up in fury. 😂
This was clearly the work of the former great star selling while intoxicated on television for paycheck. All filmed non-stop; the camera taking it all in. During these segments one can observe Ms. Minnelli slurring her words a number of times (drinking alcohol and mixing them with prescription medication can impair your ability to speak effectively); she indicates having memory impairment such as forgetting what she has stated (mixing alcohol with prescription medication can impair how you process information) and she continues to slide down in her chair as she continues to wave her arms (mixing alcohol with prescription medication can impair your perception and balance). However, drunk or not; she is still a great performer.
Listen at the end as the host references trying to bring Liza back on the show, "we'll have to work on that" to which Liza goes "ahhh", which we all know, in Lizaish means "not as long as I can tell my hand from my foot, now get me the hell home somebody this is torture"
" How about two or three or four ". What ? "bracelets". one'll do . Wish I could have seen the whole segment . This is hilarious thanks for the laughs .
I actually remember watching this when it was on Live. This was cut up quite a bit.... But, it was as funny as the original version. BTW... I don't think she broke her knee... But she did have a knee replacement. And both Hips ( not Hops) too. Ailments from a lifelong Hoofer.... Liza always fun, and Never talks bad about Anyone. . Bless her Big Heart of Gold...
What a fucking riot! This is more entertaining than watching I LOVELUCY.Liza mentioned working with clay,thank god that's another safe hobbie,I hope she took a cab to the studio .............She is the best.
Liza:" Well, it was a thrilling call. And, I'll remember it." I doubt it. I know this was years ago. I wonder if Michael Feinstein did interviews defending this Liza appearance.
@krsfromprp Liza's kind of done a lot. She's been an entertainer for more than forty years. She's won a Tony. She's won a Grammy. She's won an Emmy. She's won an Oscar. She's at least talented, but she's totally bonkers. You'd kiss up to her too. She's a diva!
“You’ve come from so much diversity and you’ve overcome it. “
Love it.
A mess. 😂
❤❤❤ Gol bless her, she overcame it all! She's my mentor too 😅
Here’s the thing: I have never, ever heard one bad thing about Liza Minnelli as a person. She is kind to her fans and very approachable. She is Hollywood royalty and certainly doesn’t have to be as nice as she really is. God love her. She IS a legend.
"We have Doris in Georgia, Hi Doris!"
Doris: Oh I'm so excited
Liza: Hi Georgia!
I love her so much 😂
😂😂😂😂
Lmao
Too funny. Priceless.
@JadeD K liza dont make promises you cant keep!
"PUT IT OVER YOUR SHOULDER AND THEN, IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION, JUST DROP IT"
Priceless x x x x
Yes, because that’s supposed to make a man get a hard on. Lol
Great advise actually.. when you're on a date take off your jacket our scarf while making eyecontact.. they will fall for you immediately
I'm glad that Liza reminds everyone of the importance of having arms, because we so often forget this.
D'ya like the khlose?
Huh?
D'ya like the...khlose?
Uhhhh yeah I got the blous-
WELL GOOD
Your comment started my new careeer as a funny thin.... bleeess ye. i am broken
Sitting here drinking my morning cup of coffee and almost spit it out.
What part of the video is this from?
😂
YOU'RE MY MENTOR TOO.
"Hi Doris from Georgia"
"Oh, I'm so excited!"
"Hi Georgia."
This is too many things:
Crazy
Insane
Sad
Funny
Cringey
Fantastic
"YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WRIST LIZA!!!!"
Her wrist action is legendary
“ugh! thank you”
Who compliments a persons wrist? Never in all my life have I seen a person wrist get compliments
frank petersen My wrists are quite dainty. Never once got complimented though. Lol
The Barn Owl it’s the funniest thing lol. For some reason I feel the host was kinda mocking her and being phony at times. Do you think the same?
I LOVE when the woman on the phone says: "You're my mentor, Liza."
Liza responds: "Thanks, you're my mentor too."
#FINISHED LOLOL
Liza was so far gone off the booze that I don’t think she knew who she was talking to. She could have Ben talking to the wall and I’m sure her response would have been the same.
I love ,"hi Georgia"
Tyler Oakley commented the same thing and it had less likes but was pushed to the top so I reported his comment.
You see.....she broke her knee, and then she started working with clay. Her knee broke, and then she fooled around with some clay. She'd broken her knee, and then she started thinking about clay. She had to sit there with her knee, so she started to work with clay.................................................................................................................................
Lol 😂 you bitch. Lol.
"Oh God bless you..." lol
Thank you for clearing that up for us. Because the nurses are always bringing around clay in case bed-bound patients want to work with it!
that was actually just a stray bed-pan she thought was full of clay
@@Derek_Keenan 😂😂😂😂
I love that they have models in their 20s wearing clothes meant for women in their 70s and 80s for 2 pm broadway matinees
This almost ruined me
My God she IS Judy. The personality, the voice, the mannerisms.
Michael K. It's frightening but in a good way.
...and the same substance abuse.
She’s drunk 😆
I don't drink; but if I ever did, I'd want to be "Liza Minnelli" drunk. If you're gonna go for it, go for the gold.
Reach for the stars! You too can be a famous drunk.
Koldeman Okay?? 😂😂😂😂. Rich and drunk so you don’t have to worry about waking up to go to work the next day .
@@ThatBeeyatch No. but you worry about the previous days behaviour
1000% agree
Next time im drunk Liza will be embodied
She suffers from a brain injury
I JUST STARTED WORKIN WITH CLAY
I am working with some polymer clay right now and I just had to come back to this while doing some kneading in hopes my creativity will be infused with the spirit of Liza.
DID YOU REALLY
clay Aiken?
Omg I’d love to see her clay creations
I think she just plain lies about making these herself.
I bought the entire liza minnelli hsn collection. now whenever an event's dress code is sequined blouses and velvet pants ONLY, I will not find myself in a conundrum.
Do you still have these pieces? Do you still wear them? Please tell me yes.
We def need to know if you are still wearing those sequined items 😂😂😂
"is there anything you can't do?"
... stand.
Lol ouch.. 😁
……Speak clearly!
This is my dream! Getting sloshed and going on QVC!!
"Hi GEORGIA!"
"Well it was thrilling to talk to you... And I'll remember it!"
"Thank you so much, you're my mentor too."
Liza hitting the Nurse Button: 'More Clay! I'm creating a braclet for my "beautiful" wrist!'
Suddenly Liza imagines that they are auctioning off her actual possessions and frets they are about to sell one of her Halston originals that she wants to keep.
I'm shook
I LIVE for this! Thanks Whatcha Packin's Michelle Visage and Mrs. Kasha Davis for bringing me back here :)
-No no...shhh...I don't want to sell that one.
-The ring?
-No...the whole thing....
actually she says no the Halston, she thinks the sparkly black top is one of her own Halston pieces being sold amidst the cheap HSN trash.
I die everytime.
fancy seeing you here tyler
🤣🤣🤣
I love it when she says that she doesn't want to sell that one because "it's the Halston" hilarious!!!! As if someone raided her closet to sell her Halston piece!!! Love ya Liza!!!!
I think that’s what she honestly thought, that this stuff was her own possessions being auctioned off! She’s had financial troubles in the recent past.
“...while I was making an album lying down.”
“God bless you”
“do y’a like the khloose?”... “huh?” 😂
Those poor models....trying to take the mixed up instructions from LIZA!!
I want to know the name of the album she recorded on her back!!
i cry and laugh so hard everytime i watch this video, it’s the only thing keeping me alive
I want that album she made lying down!
have you seen the mariah carey one?
@@digitalsalsasyou have to leave a link!!!
Fantastic! Saw the Watcha Packin' with Michelle Visage and Mrs. Kasha Davis. They spoke of this and suggested folks look this up. SOOOOOoo worth it! Thanks for posting!
Me too!!!!! Lol!
Me three! 😂😂
Me five
Lol that bitch was a mess. I looooooved it!
Hah, same
"DID YOU REALLY?" the host needs an Emmy
😂 CALLER: “You’ve overcome so much diversity.”
Even her fans were tanked!
#IWorkWithClay
LMAO!!!!!!!!
I LITERALLY lost my shit after reading this comment!!
Like celebrity like fans
😂🤣😂🤣
Hmmm... color-wise, there are absolutely no earth tones in the Liza Collection, and no cotton or other natural fabrics.
Liza: "It looks so SIARP."
Were you guys aware that she "broke her knee" and was "into clay>?" LOLOL.
Best thing of 2015. Hands down
Gold !
"It puts the neck scarf on the shoulder skin or else it gets my garbled confusion again."
💀🤣💀
“I broke my knee, and I had nothing to do in the hospital so I thought...well I’ll just start fooling around with stuff I love!!!” Why is this sentence so funny to me 😂😂😂
I'll never tire of watching this video!!
"she's overcome so much diversity"? DIVERSITY? WTF
I think she ment to say adversity.
These "khlose" have definitely overcome a lot of diversity!
@@romanu8023 You’re not wearing it, It’s wearing you. #iBrokeMyKnee
Lmaooo
Please do tell us how you’re better than a gay icon, straight teen
Love Liza but those clothes are straight from The Golden Girls maybe Blanch's closet ☺️
M Vee They’re definitely marketed for the older woman. I’ll be honest and say that I loved the clothes worn by Dorothy and Blanche on GG. Dorothy always looks so comfortable with her layers, and Blanche made god awful 80’s clothes look so chic.
Marilyn’s My Mother
Blanche would come out in a hideous 80s dress and be like, “Well... how do I look?” Hahaha
The mother of a solid gold dancer
Wow. Higher'n a kite.
"Hi, Georgia!"
"The woman wears the dress, the dress shouldn't wear the woman."
"I broke me knee."
"I had to have my knee replaced."
"I broke my knee."
"So I started working with clay."
"I started working with clay."
"I was working with clay."
"I broke my knee."
"C'mere, Chelsea."
"And it's purty!"
“Why do gays love Liza Minelli so much?” Right here. This is why. Lol
2:30 I do love that part though
I saw Mrs. Kasha Davis do Liza live and I really began to question if I was watching a Drag Show or a Liza Comeback special.
O, and Michelle Visage sent me here
Michael Aboud-Wulff Me too.
+Michael Aboud-Wulff right, when Kasha and Michelle were talking about it on Watcha packing?
This is one of the greatest videos on TH-cam
Liza is a real person & love that she keeps on going accomplishing one thing after another...negative comments come only from those who are jealous...keep on going Liza, you are an inspiration for many and you look sensational!
WHY AM I JUST DISCOVERING THIS NOW?? This is the amazing chaotic energy I live for ... "do you like the chloshthes?"
“Thank you so much, you’re my mentor too” 😭😭😭😭
after being totally unaware of where she actually is for quite a while, Liza suddenly imagines that all the HSN crapola is really her personal belongings being auctioned off and she panics that an authentic Halston item is about to be sold
This makes me laugh every time. Liza is a national treasure.
Oh one’ll do!
Why I'm I barely seeing this now 🤣🤣🤣 HI GEORGIA 😂😂🤣
Thank you Mrs. Kasha Davis for bringing us all here!
The host, who is a well-trained sycophant, draws the line on believing the molding clay into jewelry while recording an album in the hospital story.
Recorded the album in the fetal position no less
That host deserves an Oscar!
"It's not wearing you, you're wearing it."
Liza Minelli, Anti-Poet.
"You're my mentor, too" hahahah I love it
Pressing the nurse button and demanding clay.
Matteo sent here. It's a treat.
I keep coming back to this video too and it's puuuurdy
To be honest, who wouldn't say no to a few too many before doing the Home Shopping Network late show?
might as well make it interesting.
Mateo Lane on Here’s the scenario brought me here so fast
"Well it was thrilling to talk to you and I will remember it!"
"You don't have to sell it, it sells you!"
"The woman should wear the dress not the dress wear the woman!"
"I broke my knee and I had nothing to do in the hospital!"
"While I was making a album lying down!"
"They look so sharp on middle age women!"
"Thank you so much! Your're my mentor too!"
LOL....and after "The woman should wear the dress not the dress wear the woman" the other woman whispers, 'exactly...'
I'm dying.
"That's the one i didn't want to sell" DEAD
My favourite part is 'it was thrilling talking to you and I'll remember it' 😂
LIZA: “And I wassch making an album lying down ...”
BEFUDDLED SALESLADY: “You did?”
LIZA: “YEAH!”
SALESLADY: “Oh, God bless you.”
😂
If that Liza Minnelli ‘Lying Down Album’ isn’t released the public should rise up in fury. 😂
It’s out. It’s called Confessions.
WIillam brought me here
The Doberman Triangle SAME
I have also come through so much diversity and overcame it
-No but I don’t- that’s the one I don’t wanna sell.
-Oh the ring?
- [in a hushed whisper] No, that’s Haaaaalston
this is camp
'L' initial necklace pops up, Liza - "What's that!?" 🤣👏🏽
"It sells you."
"It's not wearing you, you're wearing it"
I never want this to stop
This was clearly the work of the former great star selling while intoxicated on television for paycheck. All filmed non-stop; the camera taking it all in. During these segments one can observe Ms. Minnelli slurring her words a number of times (drinking alcohol and mixing them with prescription medication can impair your ability to speak effectively); she indicates having memory impairment such as forgetting what she has stated (mixing alcohol with prescription medication can impair how you process information) and she continues to slide down in her chair as she continues to wave her arms (mixing alcohol with prescription medication can impair your perception and balance). However, drunk or not; she is still a great performer.
So was she just "performing" and not "drunk" ???? 🤨🤨😂😂😂
This was thrilling. I'll remember it.
Thank you SO much for posting this! AHHH! Wonderful!!
Listen at the end as the host references trying to bring Liza back on the show, "we'll have to work on that" to which Liza goes "ahhh", which we all know, in Lizaish means "not as long as I can tell my hand from my foot, now get me the hell home somebody this is torture"
who knew liza would ever design a line for drag queens.
Hostess: "We have Doris in Georgia."
Liza: "Hi, Georgia!"
I can't stand it!!
i just can't stop watching this
"Do what ya wanna do, sit like ya wanna sit!"... Is this a song from the hospital sessions album?
She's still got it...........the addiction.
Liza directing the models ahhhhh ahahaha too fucking priceless.
if you love this you will live for her character on Arrested Development
“Hi Georgia” sends me into orbit
Its Liza GOLD! "Your my mentor too"! Priceless, more!
" How about two or three or four ". What ? "bracelets". one'll do . Wish I could have seen the whole segment . This is hilarious thanks for the laughs .
I actually remember watching this when it was on Live. This was cut up quite a bit.... But, it was as funny as the original version. BTW... I don't think she broke her knee... But she did have a knee replacement. And both Hips ( not Hops) too. Ailments from a lifelong Hoofer.... Liza always fun, and Never talks bad about Anyone. . Bless her Big Heart of Gold...
Nick and Mateo, you have 24 hours to respond.
"You're my mentor, too" hahahahah
lmao the overcoming so much diversity part was so inspirational.
Do you think the "clay" was actually PlayDough?
HOST: WE HAVE DORIS IN GEORGIA
LIZA: HI GEORGIA!!!
What a fucking riot! This is more entertaining than watching I LOVELUCY.Liza mentioned working with clay,thank god that's another safe hobbie,I hope she took a cab to the studio .............She is the best.
This is better than the Mariah one.
I could watch this train wreck all day long..."HI GEORGIA" "DO YOU LIKE THE CLOTHES" all slurry OMFG so damn funny
Demetrius James omg! How did I not pick up on that after watching it 500 times. That’s the best.
🤣🤣🤣
"And it's purty!" LOL
She just started to work with clay guys.
"and i'll remember it" NO YOU WONT LIZA PLEASE
Liza:" Well, it was a thrilling call. And, I'll remember it."
I doubt it.
I know this was years ago. I wonder if Michael Feinstein did interviews defending this Liza appearance.
Matteo Lane's Impersonation of her is spot on lmfaooo
HOST: "How about two, or three, or four??"
LIZA: "Wha?"
HOST: "Bracelets!!!"
LIZA: "Dohh-wohh... One'll do!..."
I always scream. She said what’s that? lol lol
@krsfromprp Liza's kind of done a lot. She's been an entertainer for more than forty years. She's won a Tony. She's won a Grammy. She's won an Emmy. She's won an Oscar. She's at least talented, but she's totally bonkers. You'd kiss up to her too. She's a diva!
Iconic.
Liza, tell us what happened to your knee.
it broke. then she started playing with clay.
Wow this was incredible hahahaha thank you for making this.
Love this so much
"We have Debbie in Connecticut. You're with Liza Minnelli today."
"Hi Liza!"
"Hi Connecticut!"