Kicking off 2025 with an absolute banger! This show was so much fun, and so funny. Here's to another year of great shows - come and see me at one! Sign up for alerts when I'm in your area! bit.ly/ChrisMail
You're actually amazing at what you do, and by that I mean all that you do. even the editing is really well done I respect it so much you really put your all into everything
Tbh i have to say 2 things: 1) I've been here for years, though ive been missing far too many vids lately, but its been awesome to watch your progression of skill over the years. 2) I think you're skills are under appreciated since harry mack hit the scene with his background as a jazz drummer. He's a unicorn but i wish people realized how great you are. You also occupy an entirely different lane with comedy interwoven. I'm always amazed at how quick witted you are off the top. I feel like this is accidentally coming across as a barbed compliment but my intent is nothing but praise. Much love and respect and in the words of tech n9ne: keep on keepin' on ❤
soo lets do what ive been saying since i first found Chris, get them together for some form of a collab!!! they will sharpen each other, as well as show how good Chris really is next to the best to ever freestyle, he is right there with him..
Amazing, once again. I have to ask, Chris - do you feel like you're still improving in freestyle rapping the more you perform, or have you already "perfected it", making it just about how good you feel or your mood on any given day?
Thanks! I’ve definitely not perfected it 🤪 the ‘final product’ is influenced by how much sleep I’ve had; the vibes of the room; the suggestions; how much booze I’ve had; my general mood; and a bunch of other stuff I’m sure!
So, is more or less sleep better? More or less booze? 🤔 (For your health I hope more of the first and less of the latter.) Anyway, thanks for entertaining us and best wishes for 2025!
Hey, I've been to Randall's farm! It's in Ludlow and it's awesome! More like a big family-run supermarket with all the farm produce as well as everything you could think of made locally. If anyone swings by, make sure to take a pic with the roster!
I don't think you need to be getting higher cuz i don't see it moving. Or am I the one who shouldn't be getting higher because I feel like I'm missing something lol
@@the_morning_after_phill Haha, no. "Crikey" is a British/Aussie word that no one in Australia actually uses unironically, despite its frequent presentation on the old Crocodile Hunter videos by Steve Irwin. "Bonzer" is an uniquely Australian word which is often regarded as an iconic feature of our dialect but which, again, is never used by anyone born after the 50s.
NICE BRO!! I loved the flow switches, made it even better..i only heard you do kinda the "same flow" before..I suggest you do more like that, and post them as Shorts, think that will bump up your traffic and get more ppl to find you!😎☺ Peace
It's funny that I literally just watched another video with someone from the US Health Department in it saying that they stopped tracking herpes specifically because it was to prevalent. 80% might be high, but 20% is likely very low... 🤣
I love his comedy I am just curious about the hairstyle he is going for. Looks like a Southern mullet. I do not know if they have a mullet contingent in the UK it just looks like he is halfway to whatever he is trying to grow.
So fun fact on that statistic... it's said that the amount of people infected in the US is between 50-80% of the population. I mean it seems to me to be a staggering range but also even at the lowest a half is crazy.
@@revwillyg6450 the correct terms are actual HSV-1 and HSV-2, Herpes Simplex Virus 1 and 2. HSV-1 is the one that gives you cold sores and is the one we tend to think of "oral herpes" where as HSV-2 is the "down there" (normally referred to as genital herpes) kind. However an important note though is that you can contract HSV-2 from someone who has HSV-1 even without sexual contact, all it takes it contact with an open wound though it is most commonly contracted in this way through oral sex. It's a hell of a virus, babies have even contracted it from their mother while breastfeeding. Take proper precautions but of all of the STIs out there Herpes is definitely not the worst one to have so don't go overboard or think that if you have it you're unlovable or worth less, just be clear to your partners; It may be awkward, but it's only fair and if you can't be honest with them about that then perhaps you don't know them well enough to be sleeping with them :P
I'm not gonna lie to you and say that Canadian Bacon (or as we here in Canada call it backbacon) is better than normal bacon strips because it absolutely isn't but it isn't ham. I agree it's more like ham than it is like bacon but I would say it's closer to pork chop only thinner than it is to ham. That being said, maple bacon is top tier, S+.
Btw it's HPV (genital warts, warts) that causes cervical cancer, not HSV (herpes, coldsores). Easy to get confused and I feel like a twat correcting it. Otherwise an amazing rap.
Prison was never meant as an alternative form a living for those who do not accept the rules of society. It's prison and most are afraid of going there because of all the bad things that could happen. Upstate NY racist as fuck? We have politicians with criminals best interest in mind which has lowered the quality of living for law abiding citizens. Our streets aren't safe. Marcy is next to Utica. They call it shootica for obvious reasons. The police walked through utica with the locals for George Floyd. Your race baiting can get people hurt. It's horrible that Brooks died. After seeing the edited videos for the effect that the producer of the videos wanted to achieve, if one were objective, they'd be left with the question, which has yet to be answered, what did he do to get himself killed? COs don't come to work looking to murder innocent inmates. Brooks did something and paid for it with his life.
Kicking off 2025 with an absolute banger! This show was so much fun, and so funny. Here's to another year of great shows - come and see me at one! Sign up for alerts when I'm in your area! bit.ly/ChrisMail
Serious talent mate, 2025 Harry Mack Collab? Gift us with your gifts of comedy & music
Solid!
People say every time, this is one of your best. It isn't usually true of course, because it can't be. But dammit, this is one of your best. Amazing.
Over dramatic
@@RynoLeGrange Actually no, this was another level
True facts
He could just be getting better over time. Then it's one of his best each time the same way each time a kid gets measured he's at his tallest.
It never ceases to amaze me how you connect all of those suggestions together!
Good stuff, Chris!!
That's the gig.
@@assassindelasaucisse.4039 And even after seeing him do it over and over, it's still amazing.
This is wizardry. How the hell is he so brilliant?! 😮
Chris absolutely nailed that! The intelligence and comedy alongside the rapping is pure genius. Noone does it better at all
thats why he and harry mack needs to do a collab!!!
@ I think he'd wipe the floor with Harry Mack but it wouole be epic to see them battle it out
@@vikinginspace4881 i will respectfully disagree, but hopefully we will will it into existence! haha
@@johnlombardo7816Agreed 100%
This one was absolute fire!
good crowd and performance :)
The lady seemed pretty sure that 80% of people are disgusting
Absolutely hilarious! Your stuff is addictive.
brought a smile to the start of 2025! thanks!
He never fails to deliver!
You're actually amazing at what you do, and by that I mean all that you do. even the editing is really well done I respect it so much you really put your all into everything
This is one of your absolute best
This is so awesome. You're a genius. About to binge watch all your videos. Incredibly good stuff. Thanks so much for this. Greetings from Switzerland
I just commented similar to you! He is awesome! Great minds think alike! 🙂
Tbh i have to say 2 things:
1) I've been here for years, though ive been missing far too many vids lately, but its been awesome to watch your progression of skill over the years.
2) I think you're skills are under appreciated since harry mack hit the scene with his background as a jazz drummer. He's a unicorn but i wish people realized how great you are. You also occupy an entirely different lane with comedy interwoven. I'm always amazed at how quick witted you are off the top. I feel like this is accidentally coming across as a barbed compliment but my intent is nothing but praise. Much love and respect and in the words of tech n9ne: keep on keepin' on ❤
soo lets do what ive been saying since i first found Chris, get them together for some form of a collab!!! they will sharpen each other, as well as show how good Chris really is next to the best to ever freestyle, he is right there with him..
Criminally underrated. This man should have way more likes and views
So true. He should go to AGT or something like that.
The best start of a New Year!
Thank you good sir!
Це було трохи несподіванно...
Your finishing lines go so hard. I'm always left amazed. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.
I know you recorded this last year, but this was a great upload to start the new year with.
You slayed this one!, I love the humor.
Chris Turner ma man you are a word master ! Since YT recommended you, I follow your work and it amazes me every time! Congrats !!
Oh, I do believe it. You're a talented dude! Awesome bars Chris, thanks for sharing
Cheers Chris!
Happy new raps year!
Insane from start to finish
That was a great one! Enjoyed the flow through the harm/charm bit
Sir, you are the GOAT!!!
This guy is so good.
Every new rap i hear from Chris just blows my mind.
Wow... This might be the new chart topper. The sickest rhymes with the most badass outro. Absolutely Epic.
Awesome! Seriously one of his best
Crazyy good Chris ❤
Love your stuff
I'm not kidding. Been watching you for years. BEST ONE YET. The beat, flow and lyrics were bang on.
Bring on 2025
Just came across this bloody brilliant love it
Rappy new year made 🎉🎉
I'm hooked! Why aren't you on a T.V. Show? You should be very famous with this talent! Genius!
Amazing, once again. I have to ask, Chris - do you feel like you're still improving in freestyle rapping the more you perform, or have you already "perfected it", making it just about how good you feel or your mood on any given day?
Thanks! I’ve definitely not perfected it 🤪 the ‘final product’ is influenced by how much sleep I’ve had; the vibes of the room; the suggestions; how much booze I’ve had; my general mood; and a bunch of other stuff I’m sure!
So, is more or less sleep better? More or less booze? 🤔
(For your health I hope more of the first and less of the latter.) Anyway, thanks for entertaining us and best wishes for 2025!
😜 more sleep, and (most of the time) a bit of booze. You’re welcome! Thank you!
chris the mullet is killer! haha much love and respect brother keep killin it!
Good God man that was a banger
Dangggggggggggggggggggggggggggg. I'd download this lol 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶
Hey, I've been to Randall's farm! It's in Ludlow and it's awesome! More like a big family-run supermarket with all the farm produce as well as everything you could think of made locally. If anyone swings by, make sure to take a pic with the roster!
Ok so I was NOT expecting that to flow like it did
Standing ovation should’ve been levitating
That was awsome!
Really good, this one!
This was incredible. 😅
Gonna rap about how the sign behind Chris getting higher.
I don't think you need to be getting higher cuz i don't see it moving. Or am I the one who shouldn't be getting higher because I feel like I'm missing something lol
Found myself clapping alone in my room
You are fucking diabolical, amazing skills man.
this one fire
Legit 🔥.
Crikey that was bonzer
That's a lovely accent...New Jersey?
@@the_morning_after_phill Haha, no. "Crikey" is a British/Aussie word that no one in Australia actually uses unironically, despite its frequent presentation on the old Crocodile Hunter videos by Steve Irwin. "Bonzer" is an uniquely Australian word which is often regarded as an iconic feature of our dialect but which, again, is never used by anyone born after the 50s.
I give this one 100%
So satisfying 😂
Amazing!
You are awesome
He's damn good
The comedy cellar sign is much higher, when did you shrink to hobbit size?
Fuck yeah.Thats solid
The putin bit was bloddy brillialnt in this age!
Me: Where is this place so I know not to sleep with anyone there?
Him: Where is this place so I can sleep with someone there?
NICE BRO!! I loved the flow switches, made it even better..i only heard you do kinda the "same flow" before..I suggest you do more like that, and post them as Shorts, think that will bump up your traffic and get more ppl to find you!😎☺ Peace
Fire 🔥 AF
my man is accurate with randalls island being trash 🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏
It's funny that I literally just watched another video with someone from the US Health Department in it saying that they stopped tracking herpes specifically because it was to prevalent. 80% might be high, but 20% is likely very low... 🤣
Never cease to amaze me man! Come to Columbus ohio!
you havent seen karate kid!?!?!?!? chris homework when you read this, 1 thru 3 go! 🤣🤣
crap you were in NY!! sorry i missed it! - edit - oh you live in NY, nice!
3:42 This sounds like a term from Mega Man. "You got Razor Sharp Shiv. Going equipped with Razor Sharp Shiv."
You need to do a collab with Harry Mack
Chris on fire in 2025. As always. ❤
Where on earth have you been all my life?
🔥
❤
I want a rap about fast-fourier transforms!
Wasn’t corn farmer a song by snow?
Chris Turner and Harry Mack collab when?
Him and Harry Mac
When will we see the harry mack collab
Jesus!
I love his comedy I am just curious about the hairstyle he is going for. Looks like a Southern mullet. I do not know if they have a mullet contingent in the UK it just looks like he is halfway to whatever he is trying to grow.
You are the last bit of soft power we have left at our disposal. Keep going for Blighty Lad.
So fun fact on that statistic... it's said that the amount of people infected in the US is between 50-80% of the population. I mean it seems to me to be a staggering range but also even at the lowest a half is crazy.
Well it doesn't always mean the down there kind.🤷♂️ Lots of people have cold sores
@@revwillyg6450 the correct terms are actual HSV-1 and HSV-2, Herpes Simplex Virus 1 and 2. HSV-1 is the one that gives you cold sores and is the one we tend to think of "oral herpes" where as HSV-2 is the "down there" (normally referred to as genital herpes) kind. However an important note though is that you can contract HSV-2 from someone who has HSV-1 even without sexual contact, all it takes it contact with an open wound though it is most commonly contracted in this way through oral sex. It's a hell of a virus, babies have even contracted it from their mother while breastfeeding. Take proper precautions but of all of the STIs out there Herpes is definitely not the worst one to have so don't go overboard or think that if you have it you're unlovable or worth less, just be clear to your partners; It may be awkward, but it's only fair and if you can't be honest with them about that then perhaps you don't know them well enough to be sleeping with them :P
Still hoping you and harry Mack do a minimum 1 hour jam session together.
“He taught me everything I know”…Eminem
As a fellow Brit I’m going to have to politely ask you what’s going on with your hair at the back 😅😉
I'm not gonna lie to you and say that Canadian Bacon (or as we here in Canada call it backbacon) is better than normal bacon strips because it absolutely isn't but it isn't ham. I agree it's more like ham than it is like bacon but I would say it's closer to pork chop only thinner than it is to ham. That being said, maple bacon is top tier, S+.
You should make real rap songs for the radio. And all the music media outlets. Your sht would sell.
😂
Geezus Haploid Kryste, Chris had me crying with laughter with that herpes/Ukrainian shit.
i'm still wondering about ukrainian 80 percenters. :p
Shes not wrong. Don't make fun of her. Hsv1 is had by the majority of the population
Btw it's HPV (genital warts, warts) that causes cervical cancer, not HSV (herpes, coldsores). Easy to get confused and I feel like a twat correcting it. Otherwise an amazing rap.
OOOF with the geopolitical IGNORANCE.
So much wasted time not being Harry Mack
I’m pretty confident this man is an actual genius
Prison was never meant as an alternative form a living for those who do not accept the rules of society. It's prison and most are afraid of going there because of all the bad things that could happen. Upstate NY racist as fuck? We have politicians with criminals best interest in mind which has lowered the quality of living for law abiding citizens. Our streets aren't safe. Marcy is next to Utica. They call it shootica for obvious reasons. The police walked through utica with the locals for George Floyd. Your race baiting can get people hurt. It's horrible that Brooks died. After seeing the edited videos for the effect that the producer of the videos wanted to achieve, if one were objective, they'd be left with the question, which has yet to be answered, what did he do to get himself killed? COs don't come to work looking to murder innocent inmates. Brooks did something and paid for it with his life.
uuhhhh... ok
Sir, this is the comment section on a TH-cam comedy-rap video.
holy shit lol