I Made A Gameshow To Torture People

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  • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
    @DankSlayer_Ornstien ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    "Machines, taking apart humans,fun."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @ComDenox
      @ComDenox ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I thought it was "Machines taking apart humans' fun" but yours makes more sense I guess

    • @lordglitch4266
      @lordglitch4266 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldve gone for "Praetors are fucking bastards, cringe"

    • @jacej355
      @jacej355 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That works to describe.

    • @coreyriegle1328
      @coreyriegle1328 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfection

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@coreyriegle1328 All shall be one

  • @andrewsheiman8574
    @andrewsheiman8574 ปีที่แล้ว +1770

    I can't believe you pulled the cardmarket folks for this insanity. 10/10, subscribed

    • @smileygoldfish
      @smileygoldfish ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FR

    • @curtisbailey6326
      @curtisbailey6326 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed! I was already subscribed to both before this and this was just a fantastic collaboration

    • @LedionZogaj
      @LedionZogaj 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yea

  • @georgepappas7874
    @georgepappas7874 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    There needs to be a 3 hour game theory breakdown of the final 5 minutes of this video. Absolutely intense high level magic on display.

    • @Kur0YT
      @Kur0YT ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Smh don’t they know the rules clearly state that they need to do a round of final jeapordy, ante cards, and then play a subgame to cast a free colossal dreadmaw. Honestly weird that the judge didn’t know this well known rule, doubting his credentials rn

  • @andresarancio6696
    @andresarancio6696 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    I guess the way to explain it to the judge would be like "Players cannot draw cards, and the three cards in the board are all the cards that are interacting. They can pass turn freely with no repercusions or change in game state. Do judge stuff"

  • @Chardvaargh
    @Chardvaargh ปีที่แล้ว +522

    This was beautiful. I love nothing more that jeopardy with people that don't understand biased opinions being answers. I don't know how you convinced CardMarket Magic to be in this video, but it was definitely the crossover that I needed. Next hopefully you can convince The Professor, Spice8rack, and Nizzahon to play. Then you will truly be the best MTG content creator

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Actually, Noah hates the Prof and the Game Knights. He could prolly get MTG Goldfish folk, like SafronOlive n stuff

    • @pikapika4208
      @pikapika4208 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@victhefoxygamer_6180 Does he actually hate Prof or was it just a joke for that one video?

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pikapika4208 Its one of his older vids, but to keep with the chanel lore

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@victhefoxygamer_6180 that seems like all the more reason to have him on.

    • @victhefoxygamer_6180
      @victhefoxygamer_6180 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PhoenicopterusR but the LOOOOOOORRRRE!

  • @draconocor1309
    @draconocor1309 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    My favorite part about this is probably Noah mistaking Thoralf and Jamin's voices for each other

  • @samuelhoffman4624
    @samuelhoffman4624 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The real winner?
    Colossal Dreadmaw

  • @Release_the_Bees
    @Release_the_Bees ปีที่แล้ว +286

    You should make a Magic: the Gathering deck entirely out of yugioh cards.

    • @Astar24653
      @Astar24653 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He made a video of that already

    • @Release_the_Bees
      @Release_the_Bees ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Astar24653 oh shit! Time to go look for that.

    • @liampbjray5562
      @liampbjray5562 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that's what we in the buisness call a yugioh deck

    • @jemandanderes7075
      @jemandanderes7075 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know I am late,but could you link it? ​@@Astar24653

  • @ryanquinn1257
    @ryanquinn1257 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Judge: "they're not taking game actions? ... they can still go around in turn order drawing cards"
    Noah: "Oh no ... they're not drawing cards"
    Judge: "They're not drawing cards in this mode??"
    Noah: "No they answer Jeopardy questions, you get the card, and then you play it if that makes more sense"
    Judge: 🤨

    • @feha92
      @feha92 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      He forgot the whole "and they are all out of questions. In other modes they would have lost from running out of cards, but to attempt and draw they would need a question to answer" part.

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon ปีที่แล้ว +17

    6:28 Funny part is that after 5'6" (167.48cm) was already tried and incorrect. The same answer in metric 1.67m (5'5.748") was considered correct.

    • @PM-ut6sy
      @PM-ut6sy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s because the metric system is superior 😉

  • @frosty980
    @frosty980 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    This was an incredible feat of mental and emotional endurance, truly one of the most exhilarating displays of competitive sportsmanship to be uploaded to TH-cam.

  • @spaceinvader4069
    @spaceinvader4069 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    If he had only watched Noah he would've known the old sloppy cheese read. It pays off to study the greats

  • @richbutnotfamous1158
    @richbutnotfamous1158 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    This is so much more fun than magic actually is. The applicability and possibilities are literally endless.. how about a wheel of fortune style game? Or mini-golf? Or even The Voice? It think you may have even convinced me to stop playing magic altogether and hone my powerpoint skills.

    • @gyrasolune5436
      @gyrasolune5436 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i feel like magic the gathering cards wouldn't work very well as mini golf balls

    • @richbutnotfamous1158
      @richbutnotfamous1158 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@gyrasolune5436 probably but if anyone could find a way it'd be this guy.

    • @kqawiyy
      @kqawiyy ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wheel of Fortune, but every time a player guesses a letter correctly everyone discards 7 cards and draws 7

    • @Jalae
      @Jalae ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anarchymtg

    • @feha92
      @feha92 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pretty sure every other game on this channel is wheel of fortune (and misfortune, if it is the bad wheel. Or the good wheel for that matter)

  • @Ixidora
    @Ixidora ปีที่แล้ว +26

    So early, I'm so excited, hope this becomes a series you do? Keep up the fantastic work! You're awesome!

  • @AraikSarkisyan
    @AraikSarkisyan ปีที่แล้ว +44

    You made this Gameshow more genius than previous one!

  • @PrincePossum
    @PrincePossum ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love you chief been here since the start and you just keep making even more baller content

  • @Astar24653
    @Astar24653 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    the game of magic needed more trap cards and wild colossal dreadmaws

  • @loxeggcheese
    @loxeggcheese ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Great format haha. Love the card market crew, looking forward to the next collab

  • @dantallionmccrews3822
    @dantallionmccrews3822 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Never stop torturing mtg youtubers

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Magic the Noah should Collab with valefisk to inflict maximum emotional damage

  • @kazuu_44
    @kazuu_44 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    coming from watching some of the newer videos, I’m glad you kept up this kind of content and definitely improved by a lot haha

  • @I_Am_Kas
    @I_Am_Kas ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The way you asked for me to subscribe and how you spoke to the judge as if it should make perfect sense was perfect.
    17/10 Colossal Dreadmaws. Subscribed.

  • @tylershannon9319
    @tylershannon9319 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think fish actually had a video that goes over the rule that would resolve the standoff at the end. It's the illicit auction/platinum angle interaction. If players can make choices, and continue to make the same choices, and that demonstrates a loop, then the first player to have made a choice cannot make the same choice again until there is a change in the board state. If they then don't cause a change in the board state the same is true for the next player. So on and so forth, until resolution. Basically, players would be forced to attack eventually.
    ... I think.

  • @supersalamanders1901
    @supersalamanders1901 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was amazing, would definitely like to see more of this kind of thing!

  • @GenCavox
    @GenCavox ปีที่แล้ว +15

    ITS THE CARDMARKET BOYS!! They're always great

  • @black7594
    @black7594 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's Colossal Dreadmawin' time

  • @Theblueblurrr
    @Theblueblurrr ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude Noah. Your videos are hilarious! I especially love you tormenting people over jeopardy. Also keep making troll decks it's too hilarious! Your videos show you don't need super pretty editing to make entertaining content.

  • @PureSolace
    @PureSolace ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a great concept! I hope you do more of these!

  • @twimmy1581
    @twimmy1581 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I don’t understand any of this but I love long form video of a bunch of friends having fun over something stupid that doesn’t even make sense, so thank you ily

  • @marcimarc203
    @marcimarc203 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was a lot of fun to watch.
    The other jeopardy video was a little bit more difficult for me because the people playing actually thought that there was some proper rulings going on but this was just good fun :)

  • @Speratus254
    @Speratus254 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the concept, love the execution. Great content.

  • @hiddenlevel5118
    @hiddenlevel5118 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You really stand out amongst MTG creators and all I can say is keep doing you! This was a fun idea and cool video to watch. I will now proceed to figure out a way to buy the remaining Dreadmaw's in existence. Thank you for you the fully credited and legal financial advice.

  • @Frommerman
    @Frommerman ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As an unfortunate citizen of Occupied Southern Turtle Island (sometimes referred to as the United States) I gotta say not knowing US history is pretty based.

  • @danielconlin793
    @danielconlin793 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these game shows I found your channel through the other gameshow you did and I love your sense of humor. I wish I wasn't a broke college student or I would definitely join but you always get my like and I stay subscribed. I'll hit that bell rq too lol

  • @marc0s158
    @marc0s158 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this series! so hilarious and fun. keep it up!

  • @brettsouthwell7874
    @brettsouthwell7874 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best thing you've ever made. Keep it up!

  • @heroj04
    @heroj04 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This truly was one of the magic the gathering games of all time

  • @death-kyun
    @death-kyun ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was unbearably entertaining, I loved the entire experience

  • @heitortremor
    @heitortremor ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a great collab with some of my favorite MtG TH-camrs

  • @theblakwarior
    @theblakwarior ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has really gatheringed my magic. Truly one of the one of the all time!

  • @catfactsuk
    @catfactsuk ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the concept of this, so funny. Great video.

  • @jestmi2124
    @jestmi2124 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this reminds me of valefisk's paradox quiz in the cursed levels, and format. finally a sequel we deserve

  • @samsprague3158
    @samsprague3158 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like this was a weird dream I had. Great stuff 😂

  • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
    @VaporeonEnjoyer1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Since there were two Germans complaining about the US history category, I would throw in "Name the most famous German leader".

  • @johnnickfanaccount3492
    @johnnickfanaccount3492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven't played magic since 2017 and this channel is hilarious

  • @YourGameSucks
    @YourGameSucks ปีที่แล้ว

    This is incredible. After watching your first trivia night I was hoping to see another. The twist of including a game of MTG was fantastic. Please keep these up.

  • @Speedfarter
    @Speedfarter 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The fact he showed his face is weird

  • @chillinnstuff7538
    @chillinnstuff7538 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope this becomes a series

  • @ClassicsManWithAPlan
    @ClassicsManWithAPlan ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was awesome. It was insane and ridiculous and more than I could have imagined for mtg jeopardy.

  • @JohnThicc911
    @JohnThicc911 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the content I’ve been waiting for😂

  • @brandondrake4609
    @brandondrake4609 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great stuff. Love these game show videos

  • @antivalidisme5669
    @antivalidisme5669 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That "Just like Arena" ftom Thoralf made my day. who said spectator mode a week after the worlds? I swear I will get your name!
    Really fun concept. Cheers!

  • @ihazchipsnow
    @ihazchipsnow หลายเดือนก่อน

    I absolutely love how scuffed all of these videos are but have quality content

  • @ThiccBrungus
    @ThiccBrungus ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine not knowing that the old sloppy cheese read rearranges to Sheoldred, the Apocalypse. Not even real magic fans

  • @masque1659
    @masque1659 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think it’s awesome that this is the first magic game I’ve seen

  • @hq3473
    @hq3473 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    too fun. Hope to see way more of these.

  • @tyukan2000
    @tyukan2000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't believe 3 experience MTG players misread Accursed Centaur (ps I legit thought you were gonna bamboozle us and have Cardmarket Yugioh as guests instead)

  • @shadowofseattle1338
    @shadowofseattle1338 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok your blatant ask for subs and money has earned a sub! Here for that honesty!

  • @QmanStrider57
    @QmanStrider57 ปีที่แล้ว

    I would love to see more of you and card market

  • @Hiken96
    @Hiken96 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're my new favorite MTG channel ggwp

  • @sweetboygreeny3855
    @sweetboygreeny3855 ปีที่แล้ว

    it was amazing. I think it would have been more thrilling if there were more cards to win or the life total was smaller, so any card would have a better impact or playing combos would be amazing. Though i gotta admit the standoff at the end was hilarious

  • @chemicalkirby
    @chemicalkirby ปีที่แล้ว

    That was a genuine joy thank you

  • @evanpuckettart
    @evanpuckettart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This truly is the best magic the gathering TH-cam channel

  • @joeboyd5997
    @joeboyd5997 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "we seem to be in a stand off"
    "I would like to play Colossal Dreadmaw from outside of the game"

  • @Lovuschka
    @Lovuschka ปีที่แล้ว

    Those MTG Jeopardy trolls are awesome!

  • @inkysplaters9326
    @inkysplaters9326 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    For those that don't know who Lilliana is, she's known to be one of the most greatest Magic the Gathering pros and is infamous for winning by focusing on making her opponents rage, thereby increasing the chances of them to make mistakes and overthink. She mainly uses Mono-red and Mono-white swarm decks.

  • @saiibujukson
    @saiibujukson ปีที่แล้ว +833

    Fun fact: At the time of this comment, nobody in the comments section has watched the whole video.

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that we have both Odin and Thor in this game.

  • @tdg6455
    @tdg6455 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was pure gold

  • @jasona1000
    @jasona1000 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Liliana is 7 foot 2 inches tall. She plays basketball with her zombie horde and is a big fan of the Harlem Globetrotters.

  • @petersimonetti4875
    @petersimonetti4875 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Noah once again proving he’s the best MTG TH-camr

  • @merlinkater7756
    @merlinkater7756 ปีที่แล้ว

    This Noah man just keeps getting more creative

  • @shadowless2960
    @shadowless2960 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Noone said Mabel only had 4 children, just that she had a child named Henry, fall, winter and spring

    • @JacoDeltaco
      @JacoDeltaco ปีที่แล้ว

      that made me ireasonably angry

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Mabel had four children, NO MORE"

    • @jewels3400
      @jewels3400 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@stevendemayo3631yeah, just like OP said

  • @wallyfarflinger
    @wallyfarflinger ปีที่แล้ว

    Such a fun gameshow! Also, your request for a sub was succesful; I thought I already had, but now I truly have!

  • @Uzotrups
    @Uzotrups ปีที่แล้ว

    That was the most watchable commander game I've ever seen

  • @ComDenox
    @ComDenox ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Loved it. The game is very funny, and the guests are a blast.

  • @norahporter4075
    @norahporter4075 ปีที่แล้ว

    this was excellent, i hope to see more torture in jeopardy form

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Leaders of first 2 gyms in Kanto would technically be Giovanni and Brock, but Giovanni isn't home so the gym gets skipped.

  • @daniel-lh6uz
    @daniel-lh6uz ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep this video is the reason I'm subscribing, the Fever dream has escaped its containment and may now infect the youtubes

  • @UraniumChef
    @UraniumChef ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the honesty 😂😂😂

  • @SteepWriter
    @SteepWriter ปีที่แล้ว

    Greatest collab of all time

  • @davidmeador6342
    @davidmeador6342 ปีที่แล้ว

    So funny, absolutely love the videos

  • @reshiramer608
    @reshiramer608 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really fun I think I’m gonna do a version on this with my friends

  • @azuraben5128
    @azuraben5128 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was awesome.

  • @jasonlu9562
    @jasonlu9562 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This should be like an actual game,quiz game+rogue like+commander, sell it on steam and stonk

  • @blufloorgoblin1256
    @blufloorgoblin1256 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this man is valefisk, but *fast* and instead of videogames, he makes gameshowsand board games(to torture people with)

  • @sunniestpluto
    @sunniestpluto 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I have no idea what I am watching but its entertaining.

  • @masonyoung1502
    @masonyoung1502 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I get that people I other countries won’t know US history but 1895 was a terrible guess for the signing of the Declaration of Independence

  • @michaelwallace4760
    @michaelwallace4760 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alternative ending, Noah presses random card on gatherer and pawns the cards off with backup questions until someone wins.

  • @anbuagent12
    @anbuagent12 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The "I'm a college student, I need money. Subscribe" worked. Well done

  • @Benhaerwoons
    @Benhaerwoons ปีที่แล้ว

    Im glad we got the judge ruling on that

  • @Erlisch1337
    @Erlisch1337 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this was amazing

  • @yugiy4964
    @yugiy4964 ปีที่แล้ว

    Noah checking to see if cardmarket watches Magic the Noah with the anagram question is brilliant

  • @DopeyDopes
    @DopeyDopes ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3-man Alchemy is getting out of hand!

  • @mashtonish
    @mashtonish ปีที่แล้ว

    Finally, content I want

  • @HutchTheWolf
    @HutchTheWolf ปีที่แล้ว

    You’re a menace; and that’s why I’m here.

  • @GrugGangGrugGang
    @GrugGangGrugGang ปีที่แล้ว +4

    How did you decide what cards would be the rewards for correct answers?

  • @leocoelho12
    @leocoelho12 ปีที่แล้ว

    these games are so great to watch

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeeessss MAGIC THE JEOPARDY PART 2!!!

  • @Smratboy
    @Smratboy ปีที่แล้ว

    "Does that help clear it up?" "NO!" best reaction ever!

  • @jackreynolds580
    @jackreynolds580 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the peak of entertainment