I Made A Gameshow To Torture People

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  • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
    @DankSlayer_Ornstien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    "Machines, taking apart humans,fun."
    Truer words have never been spoken.

    • @ComDenox
      @ComDenox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I thought it was "Machines taking apart humans' fun" but yours makes more sense I guess

    • @lordglitch4266
      @lordglitch4266 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wouldve gone for "Praetors are fucking bastards, cringe"

    • @jacej355
      @jacej355 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That works to describe.

    • @Victorious_Battle
      @Victorious_Battle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Perfection

    • @DankSlayer_Ornstien
      @DankSlayer_Ornstien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Victorious_Battle All shall be one

  • @andrewsheiman8574
    @andrewsheiman8574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1834

    I can't believe you pulled the cardmarket folks for this insanity. 10/10, subscribed

    • @smileygoldfish
      @smileygoldfish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      FR

    • @curtisbailey6326
      @curtisbailey6326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Agreed! I was already subscribed to both before this and this was just a fantastic collaboration

    • @LedionZogaj
      @LedionZogaj ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea

  • @georgepappas7874
    @georgepappas7874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1076

    There needs to be a 3 hour game theory breakdown of the final 5 minutes of this video. Absolutely intense high level magic on display.

    • @Kur0YT
      @Kur0YT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Smh don’t they know the rules clearly state that they need to do a round of final jeapordy, ante cards, and then play a subgame to cast a free colossal dreadmaw. Honestly weird that the judge didn’t know this well known rule, doubting his credentials rn

  • @andresarancio6696
    @andresarancio6696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    I guess the way to explain it to the judge would be like "Players cannot draw cards, and the three cards in the board are all the cards that are interacting. They can pass turn freely with no repercusions or change in game state. Do judge stuff"

    • @LethalPigeon7
      @LethalPigeon7 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The judge aka FishMTG on youtube

  • @Chardvaargh
    @Chardvaargh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    This was beautiful. I love nothing more that jeopardy with people that don't understand biased opinions being answers. I don't know how you convinced CardMarket Magic to be in this video, but it was definitely the crossover that I needed. Next hopefully you can convince The Professor, Spice8rack, and Nizzahon to play. Then you will truly be the best MTG content creator

    • @victhefoxygamer
      @victhefoxygamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Actually, Noah hates the Prof and the Game Knights. He could prolly get MTG Goldfish folk, like SafronOlive n stuff

    • @pikapika4208
      @pikapika4208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@victhefoxygamer Does he actually hate Prof or was it just a joke for that one video?

    • @victhefoxygamer
      @victhefoxygamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@pikapika4208 Its one of his older vids, but to keep with the chanel lore

    • @PhoenicopterusR
      @PhoenicopterusR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@victhefoxygamer that seems like all the more reason to have him on.

    • @victhefoxygamer
      @victhefoxygamer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@PhoenicopterusR but the LOOOOOOORRRRE!

  • @draconocor
    @draconocor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    My favorite part about this is probably Noah mistaking Thoralf and Jamin's voices for each other

  • @samuelhoffman4624
    @samuelhoffman4624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    The real winner?
    Colossal Dreadmaw

    • @8-bitsarda747
      @8-bitsarda747 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      true!

    • @kimikanna_live
      @kimikanna_live 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And the judgements we made along the way

  • @ryanquinn1257
    @ryanquinn1257 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Judge: "they're not taking game actions? ... they can still go around in turn order drawing cards"
    Noah: "Oh no ... they're not drawing cards"
    Judge: "They're not drawing cards in this mode??"
    Noah: "No they answer Jeopardy questions, you get the card, and then you play it if that makes more sense"
    Judge: 🤨

    • @feha92
      @feha92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      He forgot the whole "and they are all out of questions. In other modes they would have lost from running out of cards, but to attempt and draw they would need a question to answer" part.

  • @Release_the_Bees
    @Release_the_Bees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    You should make a Magic: the Gathering deck entirely out of yugioh cards.

    • @Astar24653
      @Astar24653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He made a video of that already

    • @Release_the_Bees
      @Release_the_Bees 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Astar24653 oh shit! Time to go look for that.

    • @liampbjray5562
      @liampbjray5562 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      that's what we in the buisness call a yugioh deck

    • @jemandanderes7075
      @jemandanderes7075 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I know I am late,but could you link it? ​@@Astar24653

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    6:28 Funny part is that after 5'6" (167.48cm) was already tried and incorrect. The same answer in metric 1.67m (5'5.748") was considered correct.

    • @PM-ut6sy
      @PM-ut6sy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s because the metric system is superior 😉

  • @spaceinvader4069
    @spaceinvader4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    If he had only watched Noah he would've known the old sloppy cheese read. It pays off to study the greats

  • @frosty980
    @frosty980 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    This was an incredible feat of mental and emotional endurance, truly one of the most exhilarating displays of competitive sportsmanship to be uploaded to TH-cam.

  • @Ixidora
    @Ixidora 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    So early, I'm so excited, hope this becomes a series you do? Keep up the fantastic work! You're awesome!

    • @matthewgeorgpra982
      @matthewgeorgpra982 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Better early than late!

    • @gabrielbarron7667
      @gabrielbarron7667 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Little did you know this would become his entire form of content in the future

  • @AraikSarkisyan
    @AraikSarkisyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You made this Gameshow more genius than previous one!

  • @richbutnotfamous1158
    @richbutnotfamous1158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    This is so much more fun than magic actually is. The applicability and possibilities are literally endless.. how about a wheel of fortune style game? Or mini-golf? Or even The Voice? It think you may have even convinced me to stop playing magic altogether and hone my powerpoint skills.

    • @gyrasolune5436
      @gyrasolune5436 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i feel like magic the gathering cards wouldn't work very well as mini golf balls

    • @richbutnotfamous1158
      @richbutnotfamous1158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@gyrasolune5436 probably but if anyone could find a way it'd be this guy.

    • @kqawiyy
      @kqawiyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Wheel of Fortune, but every time a player guesses a letter correctly everyone discards 7 cards and draws 7

    • @Jalae
      @Jalae 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anarchymtg

    • @feha92
      @feha92 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pretty sure every other game on this channel is wheel of fortune (and misfortune, if it is the bad wheel. Or the good wheel for that matter)

  • @PrincePossum
    @PrincePossum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I love you chief been here since the start and you just keep making even more baller content

  • @Astar24653
    @Astar24653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    the game of magic needed more trap cards and wild colossal dreadmaws

  • @GenCavox
    @GenCavox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    ITS THE CARDMARKET BOYS!! They're always great

  • @loxeggcheese
    @loxeggcheese 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Great format haha. Love the card market crew, looking forward to the next collab

  • @ihazchipsnow
    @ihazchipsnow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I absolutely love how scuffed all of these videos are but have quality content

    • @user-to9ge8ii9n
      @user-to9ge8ii9n 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I love the scuffed purposeful half-assedness of these game shows, absolutely an endearing part of them.

  • @dantallionmccrews3822
    @dantallionmccrews3822 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Never stop torturing mtg youtubers

    • @haruhisuzumiya6650
      @haruhisuzumiya6650 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Magic the Noah should Collab with valefisk to inflict maximum emotional damage

  • @twimmy1581
    @twimmy1581 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I don’t understand any of this but I love long form video of a bunch of friends having fun over something stupid that doesn’t even make sense, so thank you ily

  • @black7594
    @black7594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    It's Colossal Dreadmawin' time

  • @kazuu_44
    @kazuu_44 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    coming from watching some of the newer videos, I’m glad you kept up this kind of content and definitely improved by a lot haha

  • @tylershannon9319
    @tylershannon9319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think fish actually had a video that goes over the rule that would resolve the standoff at the end. It's the illicit auction/platinum angle interaction. If players can make choices, and continue to make the same choices, and that demonstrates a loop, then the first player to have made a choice cannot make the same choice again until there is a change in the board state. If they then don't cause a change in the board state the same is true for the next player. So on and so forth, until resolution. Basically, players would be forced to attack eventually.
    ... I think.

    • @starlitnight6982
      @starlitnight6982 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      iN Chess we call it Zugzwang.

  • @heroj04
    @heroj04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This truly was one of the magic the gathering games of all time

  • @JimFaindel
    @JimFaindel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't believe the cardmarket folks pulled you for this insanity. 10/10, subscribed.

  • @Frommerman
    @Frommerman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As an unfortunate citizen of Occupied Southern Turtle Island (sometimes referred to as the United States) I gotta say not knowing US history is pretty based.

  • @marcimarc203
    @marcimarc203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That was a lot of fun to watch.
    The other jeopardy video was a little bit more difficult for me because the people playing actually thought that there was some proper rulings going on but this was just good fun :)

  • @supersalamanders1901
    @supersalamanders1901 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This was amazing, would definitely like to see more of this kind of thing!

  • @realname2883
    @realname2883 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Just want to point out that "Henry" is clearly a last name, Fall Henry, Winter Henry, Spring Henry, and Summer Henry.

  • @TheTuneAce
    @TheTuneAce ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Take a drink every time Thoralf's name has a silent letter in it

  • @Solrex_the_Sun_King
    @Solrex_the_Sun_King ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No jeopardy, only board games with bullcrap rules.

  • @x-_Cl0udyyy_-x
    @x-_Cl0udyyy_-x ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just saw this in my recommended and- Liliana is my name LMAO

  • @masque1659
    @masque1659 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think it’s awesome that this is the first magic game I’ve seen

  • @joeboyd5997
    @joeboyd5997 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "we seem to be in a stand off"
    "I would like to play Colossal Dreadmaw from outside of the game"

  • @hiddenlevel5118
    @hiddenlevel5118 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You really stand out amongst MTG creators and all I can say is keep doing you! This was a fun idea and cool video to watch. I will now proceed to figure out a way to buy the remaining Dreadmaw's in existence. Thank you for you the fully credited and legal financial advice.

  • @ThiccBrungus
    @ThiccBrungus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Imagine not knowing that the old sloppy cheese read rearranges to Sheoldred, the Apocalypse. Not even real magic fans

  • @petersimonetti4875
    @petersimonetti4875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Noah once again proving he’s the best MTG TH-camr

  • @DopeyDopes
    @DopeyDopes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3-man Alchemy is getting out of hand!

  • @blufloorgoblin1256
    @blufloorgoblin1256 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this man is valefisk, but *fast* and instead of videogames, he makes gameshowsand board games(to torture people with)

  • @Theblueblurrr
    @Theblueblurrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude Noah. Your videos are hilarious! I especially love you tormenting people over jeopardy. Also keep making troll decks it's too hilarious! Your videos show you don't need super pretty editing to make entertaining content.

  • @chillinnstuff7538
    @chillinnstuff7538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I hope this becomes a series

  • @shadowless2960
    @shadowless2960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Noone said Mabel only had 4 children, just that she had a child named Henry, fall, winter and spring

    • @JacoDeltaco
      @JacoDeltaco ปีที่แล้ว

      that made me ireasonably angry

    • @stevendemayo3631
      @stevendemayo3631 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Mabel had four children, NO MORE"

    • @jewels3400
      @jewels3400 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@stevendemayo3631yeah, just like OP said

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love that we have both Odin and Thor in this game.

  • @jestmi2124
    @jestmi2124 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this reminds me of valefisk's paradox quiz in the cursed levels, and format. finally a sequel we deserve

  • @johnnickfanaccount3492
    @johnnickfanaccount3492 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I haven't played magic since 2017 and this channel is hilarious

  • @Tharkon
    @Tharkon ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Leaders of first 2 gyms in Kanto would technically be Giovanni and Brock, but Giovanni isn't home so the gym gets skipped.

  • @PureSolace
    @PureSolace 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a great concept! I hope you do more of these!

  • @evanpuckettart
    @evanpuckettart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This truly is the best magic the gathering TH-cam channel

  • @zaviyargul
    @zaviyargul 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    And little did he know this would be the start of it all

  • @marc0s158
    @marc0s158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love this series! so hilarious and fun. keep it up!

  • @inkysplaters9326
    @inkysplaters9326 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    For those that don't know who Lilliana is, she's known to be one of the most greatest Magic the Gathering pros and is infamous for winning by focusing on making her opponents rage, thereby increasing the chances of them to make mistakes and overthink. She mainly uses Mono-red and Mono-white swarm decks.

  • @Muhahahahaz
    @Muhahahahaz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just so you know, it’s called “Mana Value” now (since before you made this video) 🧐

  • @samsprague3158
    @samsprague3158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I feel like this was a weird dream I had. Great stuff 😂

  • @brettsouthwell7874
    @brettsouthwell7874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is the best thing you've ever made. Keep it up!

  • @Speratus254
    @Speratus254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love the concept, love the execution. Great content.

  • @heitortremor
    @heitortremor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a great collab with some of my favorite MtG TH-camrs

  • @death-kyun
    @death-kyun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    this was unbearably entertaining, I loved the entire experience

  • @Vic_lee-pc3bt
    @Vic_lee-pc3bt 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The start of the game show mania

  • @jasona1000
    @jasona1000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Liliana is 7 foot 2 inches tall. She plays basketball with her zombie horde and is a big fan of the Harlem Globetrotters.

  • @SatanasExMachina
    @SatanasExMachina 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm the unofficially official champion of this game show. John Wilkes Booth for the win behbeh.

  • @theblakwarior
    @theblakwarior 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This video has really gatheringed my magic. Truly one of the one of the all time!

  • @juliasim2097
    @juliasim2097 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Huh... Jamin isnt bald back then. Intresting

  • @CodeNameKND
    @CodeNameKND ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As someone who has never played magic this show makes no sense to me sadly. Love the other scuffed games though so youtube isn't wrong with suggesting you randomly to me

  • @catfactsuk
    @catfactsuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the concept of this, so funny. Great video.

  • @a_angry_bunny
    @a_angry_bunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Actually in magic the guy who has done the most damage wins"

  • @ClassicsManWithAPlan
    @ClassicsManWithAPlan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That was awesome. It was insane and ridiculous and more than I could have imagined for mtg jeopardy.

  • @shadowofseattle1338
    @shadowofseattle1338 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok your blatant ask for subs and money has earned a sub! Here for that honesty!

  • @anbuagent12
    @anbuagent12 ปีที่แล้ว

    The "I'm a college student, I need money. Subscribe" worked. Well done

  • @HaydenFPlaysVODS
    @HaydenFPlaysVODS 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    well actually the US declared war in 1812 but the fighting and major battles could not begin until 1814 because the french were once again losing a war to the british because the french lose everything

  • @michaelwallace4760
    @michaelwallace4760 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alternative ending, Noah presses random card on gatherer and pawns the cards off with backup questions until someone wins.

  • @Varler_
    @Varler_ ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that you're asking Europeans US History trivia. LMAO!!!

  • @daniel-lh6uz
    @daniel-lh6uz ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep this video is the reason I'm subscribing, the Fever dream has escaped its containment and may now infect the youtubes

  • @antivalidisme5669
    @antivalidisme5669 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That "Just like Arena" ftom Thoralf made my day. who said spectator mode a week after the worlds? I swear I will get your name!
    Really fun concept. Cheers!

  • @Hiken96
    @Hiken96 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're my new favorite MTG channel ggwp

  • @CivicRadar
    @CivicRadar 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Noah actually looks like a normal person and not a crazy person neat

  • @g_hoenig
    @g_hoenig 2 ปีที่แล้ว +901

    Fun fact: At the time of this comment, nobody in the comments section has watched the whole video.

  • @sil3nT.
    @sil3nT. 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:00 I would have challenged that one. Charmander is clearly the warmest starter pokemon.

  • @ComDenox
    @ComDenox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Loved it. The game is very funny, and the guests are a blast.

  • @KuroroSama42
    @KuroroSama42 ปีที่แล้ว

    22:00 I think you should have had the deadlock breaker be "If all 3 players pass, then the next player must attack, unless they were previously forced to attack more often than an opponent". That means a player in an advantageous situation can't just be ganged up on (after being forced to attack).
    So at 18:30, Thoralf would have to attack as the first to have passed. It loops around for another deadlock, but this time Thoralf was already forced to attack, so Carl must attack.
    It seems more "fair", since Thoralf had an big board advantage and the only way he loses is if he has to attack first AND both opponents team up on him.

  • @Lunaraia
    @Lunaraia ปีที่แล้ว

    The trivia question makes perfect sense, it is just missing a comma after nomore.

  • @SkynetGenesis
    @SkynetGenesis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    someone just Gaslighted noah using cms
    165cm is 5'5''

  • @slimek20
    @slimek20 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Do you need a name or will a rough description be enough?"
    Ah, i see, someone wants to play in a post-Borborygmos era

  • @Uzotrups
    @Uzotrups 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That was the most watchable commander game I've ever seen

  • @AgaresOaks
    @AgaresOaks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can get the situation at the end in a real game if someone has Shared Fate out and everyone's burned through all their cards. With SF, players no longer draw cards, so no one can lose from decking. If there's a standoff, I believe it's a draw, since it's not actually a loop and can't be considered slow play.

  • @segurojames
    @segurojames 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well I gotta admit I didn't click the dislike button this time. Good job sir

  • @Lovuschka
    @Lovuschka 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Those MTG Jeopardy trolls are awesome!

  • @ryangainey94
    @ryangainey94 ปีที่แล้ว

    More accurate: "Machines remake everything like them". Ajani and Nissa and various forms of wildlife and such are definitely not human...

  • @jasonlu9562
    @jasonlu9562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This should be like an actual game,quiz game+rogue like+commander, sell it on steam and stonk

  • @Mermiam
    @Mermiam 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Does that help clear it up?" "NO!" best reaction ever!

  • @rafaelrust3561
    @rafaelrust3561 ปีที่แล้ว

    the answer to "who killed Abraham Lincoln?" should've been Rakdos The showstopper because got shot in a theater

  • @DenimDucky
    @DenimDucky 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As an American, I also would’ve done poorly on US history 😂😅

  • @JohnThicc911
    @JohnThicc911 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the content I’ve been waiting for😂

  • @merlinkater7756
    @merlinkater7756 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This Noah man just keeps getting more creative

  • @tyukan2000
    @tyukan2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I can't believe 3 experience MTG players misread Accursed Centaur (ps I legit thought you were gonna bamboozle us and have Cardmarket Yugioh as guests instead)

  • @PhazonOmega
    @PhazonOmega 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeeessss MAGIC THE JEOPARDY PART 2!!!

  • @danielconlin793
    @danielconlin793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these game shows I found your channel through the other gameshow you did and I love your sense of humor. I wish I wasn't a broke college student or I would definitely join but you always get my like and I stay subscribed. I'll hit that bell rq too lol

  • @kathleenbirrell3222
    @kathleenbirrell3222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    It’s cool that Carl knew Noah would also say colossal dreadmal, an actual fan

  • @danielconlin793
    @danielconlin793 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "It's a game of Jeopardy version, it's that format."