Why You Should NEVER "Come to Brazil"? - r/ItHadToBeBrazil memes

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  • @arandomguy842
    @arandomguy842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3613

    2:25 As a Brazilian, I can confirm that something that is missing in this Brazilian home starter pack is a plastic bag full of other plastic bags.

  • @Joao-or7hi
    @Joao-or7hi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8611

    "Aw its all in portuguese i will never figure out"
    "FORNO SUJO DO CARALHO"
    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • @felpz2083
    @felpz2083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2609

    Americans: The Florida men is the craziest pearson in the world
    Brazilians: *actually*

    • @ewertondiego2112
      @ewertondiego2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Russians: I dont even know who you are

    • @arthurtorca
      @arthurtorca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      A Califórnia é um estado brasileiro nós EUA na vdd

    • @felpz2083
      @felpz2083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@arthurtorca que

    • @MrRaimundol
      @MrRaimundol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@arthurtorca callifornia é uma cidade do paraná

    • @dustyeen
      @dustyeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Califórnia é uma cidade do interior de São Paulo pô

  • @luuc4sflp
    @luuc4sflp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    "You finally established the first Florida man in Brazil"
    Every Brazilian is a Florida Man bro.

    • @lucasanimations5102
      @lucasanimations5102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Its not even that, the brazilians that established the brazilians in florida

    • @luuc4sflp
      @luuc4sflp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lucasanimations5102 nice name

    • @lucasanimations5102
      @lucasanimations5102 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@luuc4sflp thanks man

    • @VerifiedStaff
      @VerifiedStaff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      it's just the other way around, all Florida men are Brazilian

    • @c0ytoYT
      @c0ytoYT ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

  • @JoaoPedro-iw3qd
    @JoaoPedro-iw3qd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7533

    Drew is finally seeing the power of the GAMBIARRA

    • @jamm6_514
      @jamm6_514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      É NA GAMBIARRA RAPAIZ, SÓ MESTRES ELA SABEM

    • @jairoliradeamorimjr3262
      @jairoliradeamorimjr3262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      Pobres gringos, não conseguem compreender o verdadeiro poder da gambiarra, eles apenas conseguem admirá-lo

    • @menesmasterpalhaconoobyaco2396
      @menesmasterpalhaconoobyaco2396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Gambiarra a gente aceita, a gente só não aceita a derrota

    • @kaiserjhon2462
      @kaiserjhon2462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Carai é moh dahora ver brasileiros aqui
      Translation:
      Holy shit its so good to see brazilians here

    • @utahgatti9750
      @utahgatti9750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      É por isso que eu amo o Brasil, todo o dia é uma nova surpresa!

  • @victorff4535
    @victorff4535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1491

    4:24 - Gringos : Oh my God o que aconteceu aqui
    4:26 - Brasileiros : CARAIOO ROUBARAM O ASFALTOO KKKKKK

    • @Cakeeey
      @Cakeeey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @leo_butterz
      @leo_butterz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      PQP AKJSSKKAAKKAKAKAKA ROUBARAM O ASFALTO KKKKKKK

    • @alexandreogrande2100
      @alexandreogrande2100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Já diz o ditado, “se n tá preso em alg lugar, vai ser roubado”

    • @EXYNOS965
      @EXYNOS965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kkkkkkkkk

    • @jucastro2797
      @jucastro2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@alexandreogrande2100 a n, eu tô morrendo com os comentários desse vídeo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, só tem BR aq kkkkk, eu achei apenas *1* comentário em inglês (incluindo as respostas kkkkk)

  • @markb.s.4186
    @markb.s.4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5079

    as a brazilian I have to say, that is just the tip of the iceberg

    • @maxfischerbocca1221
      @maxfischerbocca1221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      True
      I am brasilian and I agree

    • @jucastro2797
      @jucastro2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yess

    • @appleinxed
      @appleinxed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      @@maxfischerbocca1221 BRAZILIANA AKDJAKFJAKFJ

    • @the_real_space
      @the_real_space 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@maxfischerbocca1221 brasiliana foi de fuder

    • @Spicypipocat
      @Spicypipocat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I am brazilian and i agree

  • @luisinbrisaloka
    @luisinbrisaloka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    Regra absoluta da Internet: Nunca, jamais, de forma alguma, envolva ou mencione o Brasil se não quiser ter seu conteúdo tomado pela comunidade brasileira.

    • @u_ImNotKeqing
      @u_ImNotKeqing 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      e msm kkkkkkkk (pq to respondendo a um comentário 1 ano depois mds)

    • @fabioda0275
      @fabioda0275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@u_ImNotKeqing é doido

    • @kertusonly
      @kertusonly ปีที่แล้ว +2

      O mesmo com a índia

    • @jancosta6840
      @jancosta6840 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kertusonly Os indianos também são muito loucos😅

    • @Limozineh
      @Limozineh 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@u_ImNotKeqing não sei, mas to fazendo a mesma coisa

  • @titi53221
    @titi53221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1331

    As someone who lives in Ecuador, Brazil seems like a parallel universe. Some things are very similar, but others seem quite off. I love it.

    • @vkanthems6744
      @vkanthems6744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Southern Brazil is more German than Germany lmao

    • @gustavo_gamer5177
      @gustavo_gamer5177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@vkanthems6744 can confirm

    • @pernajuel9771
      @pernajuel9771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@vkanthems6744 That´s because it´s closer to Argentina than north Brazil

    • @santacatarinaball7091
      @santacatarinaball7091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vkanthems6744 can comfirm

    • @jackyex
      @jackyex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@pernajuel9771 except that Argentina is not even close to look like germany.

  • @mariellenoliveira1913
    @mariellenoliveira1913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    “Is that normal in Brazil? Cool doges walking around”
    Pretty much, yeah

    • @anotherdnb
      @anotherdnb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "Vira-latas" everywhere with the best looks

    • @mariellenoliveira1913
      @mariellenoliveira1913 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@anotherdnb Caramelo is the fanciest one

    • @PalmeirasMatadorDeGayvioes
      @PalmeirasMatadorDeGayvioes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mariellen oliveira

    • @CielPhamtohivys
      @CielPhamtohivys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Estranho brasileiro fala com brasileiro em inglês só pq o canal é gringo. Isso sim é síndrome de vira lata

    • @cauafreire2592
      @cauafreire2592 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      É BR certeza kkkkkk

  • @skater7236
    @skater7236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3207

    Drew: makes video related to brazil
    Every brazilian: I've been summoned

    • @liky5604
      @liky5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      really

    • @Pilintra
      @Pilintra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      yes

    • @redhotchillipeppersfan562
      @redhotchillipeppersfan562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Porra eh moh daora ver os gringo fznd coisa do brasil

    • @cl3ber
      @cl3ber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      KKKKKKKKKKK quem ousa nos invocar

    • @danielbruceagra9022
      @danielbruceagra9022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Drew é daora

  • @hoo7797
    @hoo7797 2 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Drew: Hey Brazil is actually pretty cool. I kinda wanna go there now.
    Brazilian Stripper Grandma: *exists* 7:42
    Drew: I stand corrected

  • @katykat9017
    @katykat9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +742

    Ele: "merda, Não consigo ler porque está em português"
    Brasileiro: Forno sujo do caralho
    KKKKKKKKK

    • @joabe18257
      @joabe18257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Traduzido: Ai se ele soubesse........... PERA O QUE-

    • @naointeressapravoceopalhac4296
      @naointeressapravoceopalhac4296 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ele disse que sabe espanhol, então tem uma noção do quê é

    • @maiconfranco3159
      @maiconfranco3159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @maiconfranco3159
      @maiconfranco3159 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @LaelGames7913
      @LaelGames7913 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naointeressapravoceopalhac4296 caralho nao e uma palavra comum no espanhol

  • @luizneto8665
    @luizneto8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3566

    Drew: ah shit, this all in portugues
    Comment: forno sujo do caralho

    • @LuanMower55
      @LuanMower55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      That stove does not in any way shape or form represent the majority of brazilian home kitchen stoves and any claim otherwise will be subject to intense cyberbullying by me and my 50 other people.

    • @luizneto8665
      @luizneto8665 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      @@LuanMower55 eu sei
      O da minha casa ta limpinho

    • @mariaclarawalker5825
      @mariaclarawalker5825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kkkkkkkj

    • @david_contente
      @david_contente 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @kaiosantos2976
      @kaiosantos2976 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Eu ri muito nessa parte KKKKKKKK

  • @viniciuscosta6873
    @viniciuscosta6873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +983

    For those who didn’t get the joke:
    The sound of “Push” in Portuguese means “Pull”.

    • @luananaul9009
      @luananaul9009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Puxar = Pull
      Empurrar = Push

    • @luananaul9009
      @luananaul9009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @nxnzz draws; ué

    • @luananaul9009
      @luananaul9009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @nxnzz draws; caraca, queria eu ta nesse nivel, quem sabe daqui alguns anos, to a 2 anos na peleja mas meu ingles ainda é bem quebrado

    • @icaropereira3218
      @icaropereira3218 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      We actually get foreigner pushing on the "puxe" instead of pulling. Victims on all sides 😂

    • @uneterostardust8233
      @uneterostardust8233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm very good at english, speaking nearly fluently for over a year, and I STILL get confused over Push and pull

  • @ItsPacoca
    @ItsPacoca 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    Eu ainda tenho uma teoria que os brasileiros tem um cérebro que funciona de forma diferente de resto do mundo PQ N É POSSIVEL TER TANTA CRIATIVIDADE

  • @caio_tito
    @caio_tito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2824

    Ele: "Merda não consigo ler pq ta em portugues"
    O Br: "Forno sujo do caralho"
    Kkkkkkkkkkk

    • @blacklady5819
      @blacklady5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Kkkkkk

    • @mingueu2558
      @mingueu2558 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      kkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @anab.196
      @anab.196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Eu ri demais tbm

    • @Trick._.
      @Trick._. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      N consigo parar de rir com isso man kkskskskskksksksk

    • @gabrielnogueira7788
      @gabrielnogueira7788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @shrekjesus667
    @shrekjesus667 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10775

    Comentário: em inglês
    Nome do perfil: Paulin do Celta Cromado

    • @rafael98g
      @rafael98g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      KKKKKKKKKKKK PERDIII

    • @josebosua1489
      @josebosua1489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +639

      Commentary: Omg Brazil is the best country i have ever visited!!
      Username: João da Silva Gomes

    • @LucasAlves-yb5lr
      @LucasAlves-yb5lr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Sim, esse é um canal onde se fala inglês, se ñ percebeu ainda.

    • @imdumbbut1681
      @imdumbbut1681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      KKKKKKKK MORRI

    • @skyiloh7460
      @skyiloh7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      exato, o canal é em inglês. o drew lendo deve tar querendo cometer morte

  • @GustavoGplay
    @GustavoGplay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    Drew be like: "Brazilians, explain"
    Bruh, not even we can figure it out

    • @LuanMower55
      @LuanMower55 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Eu consigo, gambiarras.
      I can, gambiarras.

    • @islasallow4916
      @islasallow4916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@LuanMower55 I love Brazil

    • @lemonlattez
      @lemonlattez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      drew " oque é esse guerreiro samurai brasileiro fazendo ali?"
      eu faço a mínima ideia do por que o Siqueira Jr chamou um samurai

    • @five6966
      @five6966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bruh oq man

    • @skydream4636
      @skydream4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lemonlattez Se não me engano o Samurai é um personagem fixo do programa

  • @mnnrv
    @mnnrv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Gringo: **põe "Brazil" no título**
    Brasileiros: nos chamou?

    • @guilhermexzs
      @guilhermexzs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tá tão saturado que perdeu o sentido

    • @danone5100
      @danone5100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@guilhermexzs acho que é a primeira vez que esse cara faz isso

  • @juliamachado6711
    @juliamachado6711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Ele abrindo o comentário: "a tá tudo em portugues agr q n vou entender nada msm"
    O comentário: "fogão sujo do caralho"

    • @tayespinosa
      @tayespinosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Vai ficar sem entender os comentários do vídeo dele também kkk

    • @talitajaddd
      @talitajaddd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

    • @GuilhermGs7
      @GuilhermGs7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lkkkkkk

    • @blacklady5819
      @blacklady5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kkkkkkkk

    • @EyshilaMineWinx
      @EyshilaMineWinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Se você não entendeu, ele não entende de volta UwU

  • @garotaenxaqueca666
    @garotaenxaqueca666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

    The Brazilian “mandalorian” movie : Os trapalhões na terra dos monstros - 1989

    • @racecini
      @racecini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My dad likes it :r

    • @Rafael-tz2qc
      @Rafael-tz2qc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Such a great movie

    • @Palmsam
      @Palmsam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      stop pretending you are Brazilian and me too :)

    • @eaebro5890
      @eaebro5890 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Perfeito

    • @frankooba1272
      @frankooba1272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exato não entendi nada

  • @giovannamattos977
    @giovannamattos977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2465

    "FORNO SUJO DO CARALHO" KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

    • @MBaltz
      @MBaltz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kkjjjlb sim

    • @HeitorYT
      @HeitorYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Que merda ein, kkk

    • @arthurvinicios1
      @arthurvinicios1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *Galera, caralhow é o Will Smith LOL* 8:50

    • @ramonpaolomaran2253
      @ramonpaolomaran2253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KKKKKKKKKK

    • @Tutasu
      @Tutasu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ne kkkkkkkklkkk

  • @salau14
    @salau14 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:12 This thing is actually an TV show that is really famous in Brazil

  • @Sv4NNe
    @Sv4NNe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2954

    Any person: *Puts "Brazil" on the title*
    Every brazilian: this video is now mine

    • @NeoNz-md8wi
      @NeoNz-md8wi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      sim boi

    • @cepibolla
      @cepibolla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Exato Pal

    • @christianobrandao9931
      @christianobrandao9931 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Kind of

    • @Palmsam
      @Palmsam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Yes, we Brazilians are like this because I think we like to interact with people from other countries

    • @BrendaMaryanArt
      @BrendaMaryanArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes!

  • @Ryuxun
    @Ryuxun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1385

    Anyone : Makes a vídeo about Brazil.
    Every Brazilian : *I feel a great disturbance in the force*

  • @codboss7092
    @codboss7092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1365

    Russia: i am the scariest place in the universe, puny westerners fear me more than anything
    Brazil: hold my Caipirinha

    • @veraluciabana5210
      @veraluciabana5210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      And then there's Paraná:
      The Brazilian Russia

    • @camillyamorin4810
      @camillyamorin4810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I froom Brazil

    • @johnvikk
      @johnvikk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@veraluciabana5210 Ur damn right, i was living 2 years in Paraná, that is really a Russia from Brazil lmao

    • @daviemanuel093
      @daviemanuel093 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kkkkkkkkk

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@veraluciabana5210 we have our own russia, this is a already absolute win

  • @fmac6441
    @fmac6441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    5:05, the "camel" part of it is actually a characteristic of the Indian Zebu breed (sometimes known as humped cattle) imported to Brazil because of its rusticity. the hump, which we call cupim(termite) because it looks like a termite mound, is used in barbecues and is very tasty.

  • @brasergrazer8068
    @brasergrazer8068 3 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Drew: *puts brazil 2 times in title*
    Brazilians in the comment section: hippity hoppity this is now our property.

    • @leuhgacha626
      @leuhgacha626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep

    • @maykonbrasileiro761
      @maykonbrasileiro761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      E isso Memo e agora o seu comentário e minha propriedade possivelmente gringo

    • @NetunoYoshito
      @NetunoYoshito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@maykonbrasileiro761 Nossa propriedade, devemos expandir nossa influência na internet para começarmos a dominação mundial.

    • @maykonbrasileiro761
      @maykonbrasileiro761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@NetunoYoshito NOSSO Brasileirismo deve controlar a internet um dia

    • @NetunoYoshito
      @NetunoYoshito 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maykonbrasileiro761 yexxxxxx

  • @antonysoares670
    @antonysoares670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    "You guys got a Brazilian Hogwarts you're not telling us about."
    I died

    • @ghabibi9295
      @ghabibi9295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      It actually has a school like hogwarts in Brazil, Google it

    • @The_Dreadwin
      @The_Dreadwin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      It is called Castelo Bruxo

    • @mr.fotodeanime2645
      @mr.fotodeanime2645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aquela arma caseira lá é bem easy de fazer

    • @k1ngN0rk
      @k1ngN0rk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's so easy to do

    • @C4rl0s011
      @C4rl0s011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Interresante

  • @Tahdeedia
    @Tahdeedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +406

    drew: brazil-
    brazilians: WHO SUMMONED ME!?

    • @surimico
      @surimico 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Sua foto do alfur chamou-me atenção

    • @leo9992
      @leo9992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You summoned me!?!?

    • @racecini
      @racecini 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DID YOU SUMMONED... YOUR FINAL BOSS?

    • @dayvsonlacerda3631
      @dayvsonlacerda3631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      US

    • @arcto07
      @arcto07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TH-cam just summon brazilians

  • @sandenson
    @sandenson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    4:02 Context: The word "push" sounds just like the Portuguese word "puxe", which means "pull". As a Brazilian myself, this word never fails to confuse the crap out of me.
    4:42 Context: We call that food that those old ladies were holding "pastel". Yes, we also use the word for the colors. Also, A4 is a paper sheet size.
    9:12 Context: That blue and yellow bird is a blue macaw, a South American bird in risk of extinction.

  • @fernandoluis5117
    @fernandoluis5117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    4:02 For the non portuguese speakers that didn't understand. The word for to pull in portuguese is "puxar"(the x is pronounced like a sh) that sounds similar to push

    • @Guanaco17
      @Guanaco17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Thats very Intresting, thank you.

    • @pedronunes3063
      @pedronunes3063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      And in door handles the sign in portuguese says Puxe, that means Pull and sounds exactly like Push.

    • @giu3677
      @giu3677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sisi izo mermo

    • @islasallow4916
      @islasallow4916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Omg thanks❤

    • @patrick.53
      @patrick.53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Better known as false cognate

  • @oneofthosecrazygirls2423
    @oneofthosecrazygirls2423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +382

    Any youtuber: **talks about Brazil**
    Brazilians: we've been summoned

  • @oni9619
    @oni9619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2481

    Gringos: "Brazzili..."
    Brasileiros: "Por quê nos convocaste?"

    • @mariarubim
      @mariarubim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      SIM KKKKKK SÓ ENFIAR A BANDEIRA OU ESCREVER NO TÍTULO! PRONTO! CHEGA UM MILHÃO DE BR

    • @oni9619
      @oni9619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@mariarubim fato

    • @mariarubim
      @mariarubim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sim

    • @layllacristina8299
      @layllacristina8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adorooooo

    • @sthefanymayara9056
      @sthefanymayara9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Skskkak

  • @igorporfiirio4915
    @igorporfiirio4915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:58 you didn't get the best part, he blocked different halfs so you can see the plate easily anyway

  • @siluda9255
    @siluda9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    While everyone is waiting for cyberpunk Brazil is already living it

    • @mohandasjung
      @mohandasjung 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hight tec low life

    • @israelviktor6297
      @israelviktor6297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mohandasjung braziltec, cheap and innovative lel

    • @leonardoalvarez3409
      @leonardoalvarez3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      g a m b i a r r a

    • @rockhistoria2537
      @rockhistoria2537 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@v1n1c1u55anto5 we are four dimensions ahead of them, I feel proud

    • @Brik0610
      @Brik0610 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, How u known?

  • @Strawberrymuffin-k4n
    @Strawberrymuffin-k4n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2447

    "forno sujo do caralho" essa é pra acabar 😂😂😂

    • @Damascenus998
      @Damascenus998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Essa foi boakkkk

    • @brebs9002
      @brebs9002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tô rindo pra krl

    • @Gnolte
      @Gnolte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Que apareceu em 3:23

    • @jvictorav
      @jvictorav 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      morri aqui

    • @socorrosatu
      @socorrosatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sim lklkl que nojo

  • @jay._.214
    @jay._.214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1298

    "FORNO SUJO DO CARALHO"
    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK O cara n entender é a melhor parte

    • @blacklady5819
      @blacklady5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kkkkkk

    • @deisebrsoares
      @deisebrsoares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @caiovinicius2938
      @caiovinicius2938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      hmm,vdd,levemente arrependido de ter traduzido pra ele agora,espero que ele nunca leia

    • @fusquinha_feliz
      @fusquinha_feliz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kkkk vvd

    • @nicolas_2837
      @nicolas_2837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sim kkkkk

  • @felipericardo128
    @felipericardo128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    4:41 PASTEL is a Brazilian food which is fried dough with different fillings like cheese and ground beef. But generally it's smaller.
    A4 is a size of a offce paper, that sizes 240mm x 297mm (8-1/4in x 11-3/4in).
    So a "Pastel A4" is a junction of these two definitions.

    • @Nanfeii
      @Nanfeii 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pastel não é comida brasileira, mas sim chinesa.

    • @juliosilveira7891
      @juliosilveira7891 ปีที่แล้ว

      Não há pastel na China. Já fui algumas vezes lá e não tem, o mais parecido é o 饺子. Pastel tem em Portugal (lá se chamam "de massa tenra") ou na América latina, "empanadas freídas", mas só são comuns mesmo aqui no Brasil.

  • @skyiloh7460
    @skyiloh7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    "A youtuber never realises how many Brazilian subs he has until he says the word 'Brazil'"
    -Me

    • @Gnolte
      @Gnolte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Por sorte nenhum deles vai aprender português ou seja podemos falar mal deles a vontade(desde que eles tenham preguiça de por no tradutor ou codifiquemos com pq, kd, M ,etc...)

    • @jucastro2797
      @jucastro2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Real kkkkk

    • @Palmsam
      @Palmsam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't understand your joke but it seems to be good after all I didn't understand anything about the video because it is Brazilian :)

    • @skyiloh7460
      @skyiloh7460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Palmsam Generally if an English-speaking channel talks about Brazil, many Brazilians will "raid" the video

    • @Palmsam
      @Palmsam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@skyiloh7460 yes but this is honestly and a little boring and as if we Brazilians were obsessed with people from other countries and people from other countries end up thinking that we are boring and boring and not I agree with this attitude of us Brazilians.

  • @not_roseflower
    @not_roseflower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1305

    hey, “forno sujo do caralho” means “you’re precious to me”

  • @joaovitorsouza4878
    @joaovitorsouza4878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    We actually have a brazilian Hogwarts, it calls Castelobruxo

    • @pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710
      @pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Which literally means "Castle Wizard" and is a pyramid made of gold because it was based on the famous lost city of El Dorado, making its design 1000% better than Hogwarts'.

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710 oi ?

    • @pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710
      @pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@perturabo149 ya heard me, ya pansy.

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710 não é que eu não entendi nada

    • @pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710
      @pedroviniciuspreiswelter4710 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@perturabo149 QQ tu não entendeu que eu explico

  • @squingle.mcdingle
    @squingle.mcdingle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    8:33, bro, this dude just said-
    ''NICO NICO NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"

  • @rogerioskylab5103
    @rogerioskylab5103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    1:25 this truck is called here "Caveirão" (means big skull), wich is used to fight dangerous groups of drug dealers and the people who put vegetable oil down the road were drug dealers that has the control of that "favela".

    • @julianapegas2043
      @julianapegas2043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Also, he wonders how much all that oil must have cost, but it cost nothing to the drug dealers, it's all stolen anyway XD

    • @FHMRIO
      @FHMRIO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You forgot to mention its use by paramilitary gangs in crime, and also its historical use to kill childreen.

    • @jooj1247
      @jooj1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      CONTROL OF FAVELA

    • @interceptionbug4166
      @interceptionbug4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ó ô os homi!

    • @Spam_cautero
      @Spam_cautero 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jooj1247 a não mano kkkk

  • @gabrielteixeira7564
    @gabrielteixeira7564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1822

    Americans: Florida has the craziest dudes ever
    Brazilians: hold my cachaça, please
    (Edit: vcs são pica kk)

    • @anotherdnb
      @anotherdnb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Someone:"florida man is CRAZY!"
      The normal Brazzilian:"tu chama *AQUILO* de louco?!"

    • @duda.1441
      @duda.1441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      essa foi de fudekkkkkkkjjjj

    • @thalezito-4990
      @thalezito-4990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      vocês são fracos
      lhes falta acre

    • @EyshilaMineWinx
      @EyshilaMineWinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "hold my cachaça" MDS KKKKK

    • @enri5133
      @enri5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hold my cachaça foi de fude

  • @YahgohOG
    @YahgohOG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    COMO atrair brasileiros pro seu vídeo:
    Passo 1: bote brazil ou brasil no título, e aqui estamos!
    eae drew, ótimos memes agora venha nos visitar

    • @josebosua1489
      @josebosua1489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dentro de poco Drew irá a visitar Brasil 😎👍

    • @el.drezin
      @el.drezin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      E aí incrível como realmente isso funciona kkk

    • @bigneto95
      @bigneto95 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Pior que acho que ele ia gostar, só esperar a pandemia acabar

    • @yazzk9996
      @yazzk9996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kkkkkk

    • @josebosua1489
      @josebosua1489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U r going to Brazil, now 😡!!! 🗿🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • @doro4685
    @doro4685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:03 to clarify, the word “puxe” in portuguese has the same sound as “push” but it means “pull”.
    Basically
    Push = empurre
    Pull = puxe

  • @marceloboulos8134
    @marceloboulos8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    4:04
    It’s because “push” literally means “pull” in portuguese .

    • @guilerso7796
      @guilerso7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      E ainda soa da mesma forma kkkkkkkkkkkkkkjk
      PUSH MEANS PUXE CARALHO

    • @marceloboulos8134
      @marceloboulos8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@guilerso7796 não significa não idiota, push é “empurre” . K7 MN, PESQUISA NO TRADUTOR PRIMEIRO

    • @guilerso7796
      @guilerso7796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@marceloboulos8134 eu falei zoando animal

    • @marceloboulos8134
      @marceloboulos8134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@guilerso7796 nossa, realmente vc deixou isso bem claro

    • @herikn.c.6994
      @herikn.c.6994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@marceloboulos8134 se uma pessoa ri e dps fala ASSIM, ela ta zoando

  • @redhotchillipeppersfan562
    @redhotchillipeppersfan562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    I'm Brazilian and this is 100% real, i swear

  • @giselecampos4184
    @giselecampos4184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    Já dizia o grande Julius:
    E quando eles colocarem no título "Brasil ou Brazil "
    Nós estaremos lá. Pazzz

    • @Cakeeey
      @Cakeeey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      kkk

    • @jessiey4043
      @jessiey4043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Achou que eu estava brincando?

    • @arthurcatisani
      @arthurcatisani 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Teach me how to speak brazilian?

    • @bixlachash169
      @bixlachash169 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Título: "Por que vc nunca deveria ir pro Brasil?"
      Eu: *querendo sair do Brasil pq o Brasil é uma merda
      Eu tbm: "Como vc ousa?"
      Nós sempre falamos mal e xingamos, mas se vim um gringo falando mal... só a gente pode xingar o nosso país pow

    • @caiovinicius4806
      @caiovinicius4806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arthurcatisani Its portuguese not Brazilian

  • @thomaskolbe6825
    @thomaskolbe6825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:35 welcome to brazil, where we have constant floods in places that are a bit lower the normal, enjoy your stay

  • @getlostkiddo4893
    @getlostkiddo4893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    Comentário:"i love Brazil,wanted to visit one day"
    Pessoa: Romário de Oliveira

  • @vitoria2300
    @vitoria2300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    "*vídeo sobre o Brasil*"
    Brasileiros: quem ousa nos invocar?

    • @__YerD_
      @__YerD_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Brasileiro gosta de um biscoito kkkkkkkk

    • @amusethamuseth
      @amusethamuseth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Why have you awaken the gambiarra ones?

    • @nikolastaterka9119
      @nikolastaterka9119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @kauetavaresblll7658
      @kauetavaresblll7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Claro.
      Vocês sofrem do transtorno complexo de vira lata

    • @kauetavaresblll7658
      @kauetavaresblll7658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Famoso complexo de vira lata kkkkkkk

  • @cortesmindsetoficial
    @cortesmindsetoficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    O cara: Comentário em português não consigo ler...
    O comentário: Forno sujo do caralho kkkkk

  • @qdaniele97
    @qdaniele97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thar "tennis racket" was a tennis racket shaped handheld bug-zapper.
    A4 is the most common paper size in the ISO-216 standard (which is what most of the world use papersize-wise, except north america with Letter), the funny thing is they used it for the size of that bread-thing.

  • @Thay-iu4jl
    @Thay-iu4jl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1320

    Só no Brasil tem um PADRE leiloando uma lasanha, se balançando em uma rede KKKKKKKKKKKKK (e eu, depois de 2 meses, descobrindo q esse mesmo padre, é um parente meu 🤡)

  • @goldenrosesflowers242
    @goldenrosesflowers242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    brazilians when seen a american video about brazil: hipty hopty you comentary section is now my property

    • @apenasumstickminsimples6358
      @apenasumstickminsimples6358 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @uta9985
      @uta9985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me da seu pai

    • @MatheusAlves-qm5de
      @MatheusAlves-qm5de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kkkkkk o cara é brasileiro pagando de americano

    • @goldenrosesflowers242
      @goldenrosesflowers242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MatheusAlves-qm5de estou disfarçado

    • @MatheusAlves-qm5de
      @MatheusAlves-qm5de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@goldenrosesflowers242 ok soladado continue sua missão descubra o que os gringos dizem de nós 👨‍✈️ vc será promovido

  • @sharati4326
    @sharati4326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    There are so many layers of brazillian culture in this video that i can't even begin to explain what is happening in the clips

    • @ConkerVonZap
      @ConkerVonZap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You have to come to Brazil, to understand such knowledge.

    • @sharati4326
      @sharati4326 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ConkerVonZap coming is not enough, you have to live here for years to really start to understand it

    • @jairoliradeamorimjr3262
      @jairoliradeamorimjr3262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Let you become one with Brazil. Only then you will know the secrets of parallel universes, defying laws of physics, and the most important of all, gambiarra

    • @moonlight-hm4bh
      @moonlight-hm4bh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I felt so smug about the 4:20 flip flops one because gringos can understand it, but never really grasp it's full meaning and beauty of it

  • @karenschramm9695
    @karenschramm9695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As duas pérolas desse vídeo:
    “Forno sujo do krl”
    “Vai dar merda!” ( os dois sujeitos ) boiando na mesa de bar no meio da enchente!!
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Brasil não é pra amadores!! 🇧🇷🇧🇷

  • @batataacelerada4698
    @batataacelerada4698 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Opa, tem "brazil" no titúlo, consigo ouvir os br marchando em direção ao vídeo já

  • @Targuz
    @Targuz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +644

    Comentário: em português
    Nome do perfil: James Hughes Edward IV

  • @unitedstatesofamerica4987
    @unitedstatesofamerica4987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Drew looks like a south brazillian that got to see the northeast for the first time.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Man, Santa Catarina is Florida. The amount of weirdness from there isn't written!

    • @aicrst
      @aicrst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Cu Drew parece um sulista que viu o nordeste pela primeira vez

    • @nomesobrenome336
      @nomesobrenome336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@KlavierMenn santa catarina? Isso pq tu não viu o paraná ainda

    • @mariamendonca8287
      @mariamendonca8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ninguém do sul bate o nordeste
      A gente tem que exagerar

    • @maykonbrasileiro761
      @maykonbrasileiro761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      United states of brazil

  • @augustomoreira7441
    @augustomoreira7441 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    8:28 welcome to brazil, where a car does the "nico nico niiii" and it's not even nacional news.

  • @pedromeira9658
    @pedromeira9658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    The problem with the "Push" for Portuguese is that "Puxe" (which sounds the same as push) means exactly the opposite: Pull!

  • @lichlichh
    @lichlichh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    * Puts Brazil in the title*
    Drew: "why do i hear final boss funk remix theme?"

  • @spoiled_birthday_cake
    @spoiled_birthday_cake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Welcome to the club, my friend. Here, eat this Coxinha.

    • @giorgiobandos4021
      @giorgiobandos4021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Não se esquece do pastel e do kibe

    • @interceptionbug4166
      @interceptionbug4166 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      amigo,voce acaba de falar o nome sagrado
      passa pra cá fih!
      perdeu irmão

    • @EyshilaMineWinx
      @EyshilaMineWinx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Omna420 tbm quero TwT

    • @kauanfelipe463
      @kauanfelipe463 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mano os comentários só tem brasileiro falando nada com nada

    • @paulohello4509
      @paulohello4509 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Não esqueça a empada

  • @yugimut0u
    @yugimut0u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:46
    even will smith is in brazil and you're not, come to brazil
    tradução:ate o will smith ta no brasil e voce nao,vem pro brazil

  • @jairoliradeamorimjr3262
    @jairoliradeamorimjr3262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    I don't think you understand the push tweet.
    In portuguese, push is similar to puxe, which means pull. So when a brazilian sees a sign in the door saying push, they'll usually pull the door, cause it makes more sense
    See how can that be confusing?

    • @ijnfrt
      @ijnfrt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      thanks for the explanation

    • @megalucasg8018
      @megalucasg8018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CONFUNDO DEMAIS

    • @fabioleme2996
      @fabioleme2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Por via das dúvidas já faço os dois em seguida pra ver qual funciona, nem perco tempo lendo a instrução

    • @fabioleme2996
      @fabioleme2996 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sei que vou me confundir ainda mais se tentar entender a situação. Igual quando tenta plugar USB

  • @leilasantoslopes2303
    @leilasantoslopes2303 3 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    We brazilians have mastered the holy arts of GAMBIARRA... Able to fix and improvise almost imediately with minimum costs. Why isnt nasa looking into this?

  • @blizzzy474
    @blizzzy474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    “Brazilians, explain!”
    Yeah man, I wish I could

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do q exatamente

    • @blizzzy474
      @blizzzy474 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@perturabo149 Uai, comassim doq?
      O contexto no qual eu falei isso?
      Sobre o padre na rede fazendo a missa lá

    • @perturabo149
      @perturabo149 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blizzzy474 é

    • @CarolCoppe
      @CarolCoppe 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      EU CURTI TEU COMENTÁRIO E DEU 300 CURTIDAS
      enfim, que droga. queria um amigo gringo que fizesse vídeo pro yt pra eu explicar essas coisas na hora

    • @blizzzy474
      @blizzzy474 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CarolCoppe Pera, oi?
      Seu like contou como 300??

  • @MarlonMacielBrando
    @MarlonMacielBrando 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Só há uma regra no Brasil: *Quando se é brasileiro, não há regras.*

  • @leandromaximo9641
    @leandromaximo9641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +443

    Drew, that orange-colored pot you called a "cooler" is actually a very efficient water filter made of terracotta. Much used until the end of the 90s.

    • @Dracomancer
      @Dracomancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It is still widely used

    • @isabellarodrigues9361
      @isabellarodrigues9361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Minha bisa tem lá na casa dela. Seloco é mó fresquinha a água bicho

    • @vitormoraes203
      @vitormoraes203 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True

    • @gustavogoesgomes1863
      @gustavogoesgomes1863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      eu sou doido pra meu pai comprar um desse mas minha irma é fresca pra porra aff kkk mt melhor filtrin de barro que galao

    • @manugomes18
      @manugomes18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And it was rated as the best water filter of the world

  • @kaugerundabasso9304
    @kaugerundabasso9304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    “even the parrot speaks Portuguese and I don't” kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

  • @saurajitdas
    @saurajitdas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    3:10 As an Indian:That's a Mosquito Racket
    Brazilians:That's a lighter

    • @MrLuigge
      @MrLuigge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      we Brazilians have ascended

    • @doodlesyoru2108
      @doodlesyoru2108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Indian bois are smart too.

    • @igorporfiirio4915
      @igorporfiirio4915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      adapt and overcome

    • @brasil7642
      @brasil7642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At the true i never used a mosquito racket on a mosquito, it did break for not use before it so, maybe it's more usefull to be a lighter lol ;-;

    • @raissaguiar8552
      @raissaguiar8552 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can be both

  • @mariodevil4290
    @mariodevil4290 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:20
    this is not a tennis racket this is an electric racket that we use to kill insects mainly mosquitoes and it is very common to find it in almost every house

  • @lucasbitencourt70
    @lucasbitencourt70 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    "Oh it's in portuguese"
    The guy: Dirty fuc**** oven

    • @riveriseverywhere
      @riveriseverywhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      U mean
      "Oven dirty as f* "

    • @miwiki6
      @miwiki6 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@riveriseverywhere errado

    • @riveriseverywhere
      @riveriseverywhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miwiki6 Pera q????

    • @aurum1346
      @aurum1346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@riveriseverywhere em inglês o adjetivo vem primeiro
      Mas erro normal, é confuso msm :D

    • @cuboembaralhado8294
      @cuboembaralhado8294 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@miwiki6 não não, o cara tá certo

  • @vps3497
    @vps3497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1192

    Comentario: i am american
    Nome do perfil: DjAzeitona

    • @James-kq7xt
      @James-kq7xt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Errado não tá, nós somos americanos :)

    • @jucastro2797
      @jucastro2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@James-kq7xt vdd

    • @appleinxed
      @appleinxed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      South america parceiro :)

    • @tornado100able
      @tornado100able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nome Eclimar kkkkkk

    • @gabrieldangelo7409
      @gabrieldangelo7409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Dj aaazeitona chama chama chama chama para de falar que oce e minha namorrrr divulga no Twitter que o dj azitona arrasa

  • @Lopez0451
    @Lopez0451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Senhores, agora estamos sobre a posse de mais um canal
    Em breve o TH-cam será nosso

    • @neettei2011
      @neettei2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      primeiro o TH-cam depois o mundo

    • @ramaahiara
      @ramaahiara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@neettei2011 depois o universo

    • @gamesenjoyer6672
      @gamesenjoyer6672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *A gente só n domina o universo pq n que*

    • @cory2074
      @cory2074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Daq a pouco troca TH-camr pra youbrazil

    • @iandraemyli3214
      @iandraemyli3214 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cory2074 kkkkkkkkkkklklkll ou brasitube

  • @Rex2p0_
    @Rex2p0_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    Drew: *puts Brazil in title*
    Every Brazilian ever: "you are the chosen one"

    • @kalebgodoy6127
      @kalebgodoy6127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hehheh

    • @tornado100able
      @tornado100able 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm a simple brazilian guy, i see Brazil in title and i have to watch the whole video and leave a comment even not being able to speak english properly 😂

    • @jucastro2797
      @jucastro2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tornado100able Same here lolol
      Koé, só acho BR aq kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

    • @Rex2p0_
      @Rex2p0_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tornado100able sei como é, compadre

  • @moonundernostalgia
    @moonundernostalgia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Gringos descobriram que pra vencer no youtube e nas visualizações a magica é colocar "Bras/zil" no título e deixa nós fazer o resto ksksksksk

    • @mattheusfinco7050
      @mattheusfinco7050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exato

    • @amy-9780
      @amy-9780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *THIS IS THE WAY*

    • @Camenye
      @Camenye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Guilherme na vdd é mto assim

    • @Camenye
      @Camenye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkjkkkk mto isso

    • @coisasdanice9425
      @coisasdanice9425 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kkkkk

  • @mendigodelikes9893
    @mendigodelikes9893 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Drew: ah shit, this all in portuguese
    Me: aff ta em ingles

    • @AgenteCamemes
      @AgenteCamemes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice

    • @glam2162
      @glam2162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Aff ta em 11 de setembro

    • @enri5133
      @enri5133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uno reverse card

    • @ramaahiara
      @ramaahiara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@glam2162 aff ta em 31 de fevereiro

    • @MatheusAlves-qm5de
      @MatheusAlves-qm5de 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pqp só twm br nessa porra ashuashua

  • @brasil7642
    @brasil7642 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    12:39 yes we have in Brazil

  • @GustavoGek
    @GustavoGek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    *Gringo coloca "brazil" no título
    Brasileiros: já estamos aqui

    • @Pedro-fk4yg
      @Pedro-fk4yg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kkkkk pior que e verdade

    • @JG_TNT
      @JG_TNT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eu to aqui em todos os videos por que pode aparecer uma referencia ao brasil

    • @desencanto1374
      @desencanto1374 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kkkkk

  • @despacitodiego4437
    @despacitodiego4437 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    8:47
    It’s sad that even Brazilian Will Smith is going through some stuff

  • @SolarBeam04
    @SolarBeam04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    Video: fala sobre o Brasil
    Brasileiros: "Quem invocou os anciões adormecidos?"

  • @inreallife530
    @inreallife530 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:30 I have genuinely never laughed more alone in my life than when I saw this. And i’m watching in the middle of the day too, not at 1am when everything seems funny.

  • @giogio___
    @giogio___ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    4:18 "i don't need context, i wanna watch"
    Gente conseguimos, ele tá se tornando um brasileiro

    • @douglasfernandesgeografia3420
      @douglasfernandesgeografia3420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ta se enteresando

    • @cocoapuppies
      @cocoapuppies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sim

    • @KAMUIZERAA
      @KAMUIZERAA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eu só queria saber o que ele está falando kk

    • @Jenceisotp
      @Jenceisotp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kkkkkkkk

    • @BIELOpdb
      @BIELOpdb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KAMUIZERAA Tava escrito na postagem "tv brasileira sem contexto"
      E ele falo "eu nao preciso de contexto eu so assisto"

  • @seranonimo6770
    @seranonimo6770 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Título : Brazil
    Brasileiros saindo do chão : QUEM ME INVOCOU

  • @AntonioAlves-oc1vq
    @AntonioAlves-oc1vq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    According to HP lore, there is in fact a magic school in Brazil, called "Castelobruxo"

    • @otavio8992
      @otavio8992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tu falou HP pensei em Lovecraft, depois lembrei de Harry Potter

    • @Ilikemikespike
      @Ilikemikespike 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pera serio o-o

    • @felipecavalheiro7971
      @felipecavalheiro7971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@otavio8992 ksksksks tbm

    • @endlesslylicy
      @endlesslylicy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Castelobruxo, muito criativo
      "Castle wizard"

  • @feazy9127
    @feazy9127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Me sinto mais honrado de morar no Brasil nesse vídeo

  • @ladybloon
    @ladybloon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    gringo:*faz um vídeo e põe ''Brasil'' no título*
    qualquer br a 9 mil km de distância:HMMMM acho q vou ver isso

    • @LunaVenator
      @LunaVenator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      pela sua foto vejo q vc é um homem de cultura
      rushia tem uma bela voz

    • @dbb25
      @dbb25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@LunaVenator exato

    • @abnerlampejo3948
      @abnerlampejo3948 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eu vim dos recomendados

    • @LunaVenator
      @LunaVenator 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abnerlampejo3948 esse vídeo aparecem de forma completamente aleatória no meu feed,e se tem rei go falando do Brasil eu clico meio q automatico

  • @pascoto
    @pascoto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    8:49 ninguém vai falar que o maluco é igualzinho o Will smith?
    The dude looks just like will smith bro

    • @blackbr3468
      @blackbr3468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Eu quase pensei que era ele ;-;

    • @hugovlsilva
      @hugovlsilva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Foi a primeira coisa que eu pensei

    • @amandacampos5575
      @amandacampos5575 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      É deep fake, é uma montagem por cima da cara

    • @andorinhasaudosista3397
      @andorinhasaudosista3397 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      né, achei que ele ia notar kkkkk

    • @jonashenrique3902
      @jonashenrique3902 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eu pensei a mesma coisa kkk

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    Ronaldinho Gaúcho is a famous footballer, he’s the current ambassador for FC Barcelona

  • @snow4214
    @snow4214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Brazillians watching be like:
    Thats normal for us man

  • @eltonferreira1214
    @eltonferreira1214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    gringo: "ooooh!!! my goooooooooood!!!"
    brazilian: "just another day in planet Brazil!'.

  • @NoodlezFreak
    @NoodlezFreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    Brazil is more Crazy than u think uh-
    "OLHA O PASTEEEEEEEEEL"

    • @lavocat_844
      @lavocat_844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude That is just incredible

    • @gospelmyxx
      @gospelmyxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I am brazilian

    • @Bazumm
      @Bazumm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gospelmyxx ENTAO FALA BRASILEIRO

    • @guilhermebrait1170
      @guilhermebrait1170 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Bazumm salve meu cria, brota lá na minha quebrada pra noix se vê
      É assim que se fala brasileiro😎

    • @gospelmyxx
      @gospelmyxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bazumm falei brasileiro kkkkk

  • @estacaoimersiva
    @estacaoimersiva 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Oh shit that's on portuguese, I can't read that.
    O comentário: FORNO SUJO DO CRL KKKKKJ

  • @DanteCrowlley
    @DanteCrowlley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    *Here in Brazil is like Japan, u know the biggest Japan colony, so we have actually a lot in common when the subject is social problems but less mental illness*

  • @Marlonesss
    @Marlonesss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "Forno sujo do caralho"
    KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK brasileiro é Foda nmrl