Fukase Ate Piko's Cord (Talkloid Shitpost) - CC in description

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So yeah my editor kept crashing as soon as I wanted to add subtitles on the video so imma just write them all here 😭
Piko: AAAAAAAAAH,
vFlower: MMM, SHUT UP YOU SHOTA BOY
Piko: WHERE IS MY CORD?
Oliver: Man what's with all the bloody shouting…
Fukase: Hey guys
Piko: My cord is MISSING!
vFlower: And?
Piko: What do you mean and?
vFlower: Don't you always complain about tripping over your cord?
Piko: I suppose you have a point
vFlower: Then just ignore it
Piko: I just can't leave it, it charges my headset
Fukase: Your cord is where your ass is,
Piko: SHUT UP FUKASE
Oliver: Okay, so why not just ask Dex and Len? They are here as well you know
Piko: Oh yeah, I forgot
Len: As I was saying Dex, how do you achieve your furry ears?
Dex: What? Why are you all of a sudden asking me this?
Len: I- uh.. I want more girls to like me more
Dex: I- um... I don't know, I suppose you just have to be less perverted?
Len: No
Piko: GUYS!
Len: Piko?
Dex: What's wrong Piko?
Piko: Has anyone seen my cord?
Dex: What's a cord?
Len: His tail looking USB on his bum
Piko: IT'S NOT A TAIL
Dex: Oh that cord, the one Fukase ate
Piko: What
Dex: He woke up in the middle of the night, and went to Piko's room
PIko: Then what happened
Dex: It was quite unexpected, but he carried a USB cord in his mouth. So... yeah that is it basically
Piko: fu…ka….SE??!
Fukase: Me :D
Piko: triggered noise
Fukase: I'm sorry you never carry food around in this damn household
Oliver: WE LITERALLY HAVE A FREEZER FULL OF YOUR KIND OF FOODS, KNOWING YOU EAT ONLY SWEETS AND DRINK ONLY FIZZY DRINKS
Len: LOOOL, British
Oliver: Shut up you bloody wanker
Fukase: Oh yeah :D
Fukase appears to be wearing Piko's cord now unexpectedly
Fukase: WHAT THE FUCK PIKO
Piko: I forgot to tell you, once you have the cord, the cord is you.
vFlower: Presenting, the newest Shota Boy
Fukase's Growl: NOOOOOO