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How to make a Germany
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 มิ.ย. 2023
- IB this • How to Make a Cake || ... and those cooking CB comics
Easy Dish, only takes 15 steps,
Sorry for reupload
The Sequel: • How to take care of a ...
Instructions unclear, "accidentally" formed the 4th Re.ich
thats called the EU. currently under construction
hello
accidently in quotation marks 💀
I must know how, for "research" purposes of course.
You mean EU, right?
Bro explained the whole history of Germany in 1 minute an 12 seconds with f-ing recipe better than my history teacher in 45 minutes
You mean your teacher tries to in a year right?
@@Maybe_Me_Maybe_Not I guess
School, hire him
That's what I'm saying! That bro explained my country's entire history. But bro rly said,, he has now infected the dish, and it is now a 3'd Reich,,
FR tho
Historically accurate, but there is one thing:
If the Austrian painter had a better art teacher, he might have continued with the art and history would be different.
It depends on how bad you are so it can fail.
If that's not a canon event
Actually, he was already quite good at painting. The point is, they basically only accepted abstract artists, weird artists and other modern shit. So, paradoxically, the Third Reich would have never existed, had Hitler painted *worse*
He went to art school to learn how to repaint the borders of Europe
As a German, this is incredibly funny
Same
That art one 🗿
hast absolut recht
I'm from Latvia but i'm learning German in school! It's going pretty well! 😁
As a german myself i can agree
Bro explained the history of germany faster than my history teacher in 1 semester
How to make germany 3rd:10 hours of Érika
Thank you for giving me some nato! tastiest chips ever 😁
Bro, literally made German history so simplified 💀😭
This is actually very good and fun. Honestly, better than I expected.
Ya
@@sebastianklein1767 my Germany won ww2 what do I do?
suomi
I made my country because no one else made it before
How to get an Argentina
Step 1: Get ⅓ of the Incan Empire
Step 2: Get ½ of the Spanish Empire
Step 3: Mix them for a few years
**You got the Viceroyalty of the Río de La Plata**
Step 4: Add ⅖ of England
Step 5: Mix them for a few more years
**You got the English invasions**
Step 6: Add Napoleon French Flakes
**You got France to defend the Río de La Plata**
Step 7: Add ⅔ of England
Step 8: Add ¼ of the State from Buenos Aires
Step 9: Mix them from 1806 to 1807
**You got England to achieve the Buenos Aires conquest**
Step 10: Add Salt from the First National Board
Step 11: Add Morenista and Saavedrista Sauce for more seasoning
**You got the First National Government**
Step 12: Add Triumvirate Cheese
Step 13: Blend for a few more years
**You got the First Triumvirate**
Step 14: Add more triumvirate cheese and blend for 1 or 2 years
**You got the Second Triumvirate**
Step 15: Add Revolutionary Sauce and mix a few more years
**You got the May Revolution**
Step 16: Add Patriotic and Realist Salt
Step 17: Add ⅓ battles of independence
**You got the War for Independence**
Step 18: Add the declaration of Independence and mix again for years
**You got the United Provinces of the Río de La Plata**
Step 19: Add ⅖ of Chile and ¼ of Alto Perú
**You got a Chile and a Peru**
Step 20: Mix with ⅓ of England and ⅜ of the Falklands
**You got the Falklands War**
Step 21: Add ⅘ of Democracy
Step 22: Mix a few more years
**You got the first year of democracy**
Step 23: Put in the oven until 1831, which will cause it to dissolve.
**You got an Argentina, a Paraguay, a Uruguay, a Bolivia and a Brazil**
Step 24: Take Argentina from the pile
Step 25: Exactly in 2001, add Economic Crisis Sauce.
Step 26: Inject inflation
Step 27: Mix it up one last time
**You got an Argentina**
Step 28: Add BRICS toppings
Step 29: Enjoy
Pls like this took me a lot of time
nice
Too complex
@@impcolarg um wow !
@@impcolarg step 30: add a rigged world cup
my country
HOW TO MAKE AN PHILIPPINES
1 : get an spanish man to explore and colonize 7'641 islands
YOU GOT AN SPANISH EAST INDIES
2 : mix revolutionary ideas for 333 years
YOU GOT AN KATIPUNAN
3 : mix with america until 1941 then mix with japan
4 : mix it with usa again
YOU GOT AN 3RD REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES
5 : Get an father of a future president to be president
you got an 4th republic of the philippines
6 : get the presidents son and make him president
7 : add asean and maphilindo toppings
8 : ENJOY
Thanks for the recipe, I needed a Germany dish to go with my France dish, and Netherlands dish :D
New sub
Wait don’t add germany to those other countries or else *NAZI MUSIC* the Austrian painter has joined the chat
I tried it, the French dish just turns white
Instructions unclear : Austrian learned how to paint and now I am stuck with Weimar republic
I think you forgot to reject it
But thats good?
Alternate way: add less inflation-salt, hapiness-sugar and wait for 16 years. Cut it in two parts and wait another 41 years. Hope this helps!
Do you still have the receipt? Maybe you can ask for a replacement
Thanks i really wanted to make a germany to go well with my french,british, and austrian dish really helpful 10/10 recipe
make sure you dont put germany and austria together or it will cause a disaster called *WW3*
This is 10/10 I love this recipe but i didn't know how to take care of the bavarian warts thanks for telling me the take care of a germany tutorial very helpful
Right?
@@alxthecurious Right e roo
austrian even involves many of the same steps up until the HRE and even share some later.
But they dont go well together after the HRE step.
Im not interested in geography no more but this still cracks me up
Lol
Instructions unclear: i taught the austrian how to paint and now he owns half the world
That’s an easy fix. Just kidding, no it most certainly is not.
I think you forgot to inject the Allies
@@seyhans4d836 makes sense
Maybe add *the winter in USSR* ingredient so it would stop
@@trphoenix_. a bit too late for that. I am currently dead and typing from heaven
As a German fan, This is absolutely useful.
Ok
Bro just covered the history of germany in a cooking video, love when that happens.
A perfect tutorial
BRO VERIFIED ONLY HAS 7 LIKES 3 MONTHS AGO!?
GEOBALLZ!? WHY ONLY TEN LIKES?
Finally I can make Germany now! This was helpful. Dankeschön!
Bro recited the entire german history
I feel bad for that guy who had to mix both empires for a few centuries
Bro it said mix for a few centuries, I swear I laughed a lung out
This is really helpful tips, thank you
(Joke aside epik animation keep it up)
0:14 Add Holy "Moly" water 🗣🔥
If my friend saw this she’s be leaping for joy rn💀 she has a strange obsession with Germany, and whenever ANYTHING related to Germany is mentioned she goes “MmM jUiCy”😳
Same with old me
I've been lonely for years. Your tutorial really helped and now I have someone to play with though once I got to my german empire, hr tried to take over my house. Thanks!
Thank you soooo much for this. I was in desperate need of a Germany and for this video I finally have one.
My goodness, This was absolutely helpful! I needed a Germany to make my British and American dish, 10/10. (Love from the USA ❤❤)
Instructions unclear. My Germany became Communist after uniting.
As a german I found this rlly funny. I love this one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bro your Not German If you find this funny
Stop doing the im german Thing its Just annoying
Bro explained the whole history of germany at the speed of light without even going to mars, got myself up the mountain, faster than a whole week, and a day☠️😭
Misses the most important addiction.
Swedish Flakes (sponsored by France) also again french Flakes. That is what got Prussia.
Wasnt napoleon who cause that but the Swedes collapsing the polish lithuanian Commonwealth
Instructions Unclear, Ended Up In Some Sort Of Yellow Corridor With Buzzing Lights
Zero Stars
Update: Found Some Sort Of Smile In A Shadow, I'm Approaching It Now
GET OUT OF THERE
Germany in WW1-2: I need to rule the world! Germany now: I own the E.U.!
As a german from ww1 who turned into a black anomaly,i am offended that our ww1 german flag is getting cooked whit pepper
Now I know how to make a Germany! Very helpful video.
introduction unclear:The Austrian man didn't infect Germany
this gave me 2018 toy unpackaging vidoe vibes
instructions unclear the austrian didnt got mad and didnt failed at learning arts
Actually, I'd recommend putting EU near the end of the mixing of west and east Germany, rather than the end. I think it mixes more reliably and faster, and comes out more unified
The problem is if you put EU too early, Germany will take control and you will make a 4th reich
Bro explained more about germany than i know maths
Lol. This is better than YT shorts WW2 edits
Instructions unclear: the austrian painter didnt get rejected
0:34 _alert sound x10000_
Thanks for making this really simple tutorial.
Can we get Germany?
No, we have Germany at home
Germany at home:
lol what
I chose this video to watch while eating and I don’t regret it.
Optional: you can remove the holy water by drying the germany and sprinkle a certain amount of turkey.
Instructions unclear, I mistook the Axis instead of the Allies and the Third Reich won.
mission failed: accidently recreated the Teutonic Order, retrying then accidently recreating the Holy Roman Empire
Instructions unclear. Decided to mix my Germany with France to add more flavor and created the European Union.
I can confirm that this is how I was born
Note: my channel name was Germany before this
bruh☠️
@@uncanalpobre5279 note: my channel name was Germany before this
German history in one minute:
Bro just explained the entire lore of germany better than my teacher did
I kept my Weimar Republic, then I noticed a lot of money started appearing in my house
thanks for your help!
(also is it normal for the german empire to be chasing after a polen?)
Yeh, I think so.
as a german i can agree this is very accurate history (im a piece of cake)
Youre Not german
Instrucitons unclear, microwave exploded
Instructions unclear, accidentally recolonized New Guinea
I just made myself a countryball pet thank you! 😊
THATS AWESOME
Honestly I think step 10 is perfect. No need for more changes
“French flakes”
“Teach a Austrian how to paint”
“Infect the allies”
AMAZING VIDEO
Intrusions unclear I made the 69th riech pls send help
💀💀💀💀
Can you do How to make a USA country ball
Instructions unclear, I made krieg from Warhammer 40k.
Accurate, but if Hitler was in art school, WW2 would not happen, and he would make good art.
This comment wont get likes
Instructions unclear my new Germany said “make Germany great again “
Hi! I made a video inspired by "How to make Germany." I really enjoy your content, and I admire your skills as a Countryball creator you inspired me to make my channel, Thank you!
How to create a germany: ask me if i could speak german
Bro this is so helpful you deserve a like for this I finally have my very own germany😊
took me 1061 years but it was worth it
Man just explained all of German history in 1:12 minutes than my school taught in seven years
instructions unclear: Reach survived the allies and didnt split
Your neighbour zimbabwe here, and i enjoyed this!
I created my holy roman empire but I ran out of french flakes and uh…… idk what to do now
Very nice video of german history and very funny😂
Sorry if offended
Bro explained the German history with a fricking recipe
As someone who just did this, i see this as an absolute win (love from USA 🇩🇪 🤝 🇺🇸
Hä
Step 12.5: Award it a FIFA World Cup hosting duty
Very helpful! It tastes so good (especially the seasoning) I shared it with my whole family!
Well, the recipe should be:
Step 9: Mix it with the Treaty of Versailles with France resigning for 1 year
Now you've got a buffed and legendary German Empire
Enjoy!
As France is saying,
"No. The legend must live".
what an easy steps! its so easy it only takes 15 steps
Instructions unclear, the Austrian succeeded in art, now what am i supposed to do?
"when do you learn about history of Germany??".. *points at this video*
Instructions unclear, "accidentally" made Belgium
Alot of pain caused Germany to form
respect
Instructions unclear, created a Kaizerreich. Now what?
Instructions unclear, i now have made the panzer VIII maus.
As a Nürnberger Bratwurst I find this video funny as hell
As a "insert group that was talked about", this was[...]
This is how I learn history,
No class can compare.
Instructions unclear: i made a germanium instead of a germany i need to talk to your manager (Radium being unstable.mp4)
Instructions missunderstood i still got the füher and the nono germany wit me
The sounds are making the video a way so funnier 😂
Are you hearting every comment? That's pretty nice of you ☺️
Thanks bro. Now I can finally make a Germany.🇩🇪
Instructions not clean, my Germany collapsed in several regions
Regarding the NATO thing, it's made to keep the Americans in, the Russians our and the Germans down.
Instructions unclear I took the USA flavor for the German empire and now it's an us state
As a German, can confirm, this is how you make a Germany.
The way the kid's music plays over all that sound.
What music tho?