The Ultimate Christmas Pitch Meeting

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  • @bmtelle1460
    @bmtelle1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5848

    "You wanna make a movie where . . . a child's wife cheats on him?"
    Still one of the best lines.

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      100th Like!

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      m

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Just heard the line as I read that

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Wife cheating? His brother and wife accidentally left him home alone.

    • @alexdodo602
      @alexdodo602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      BMTelle yess

  • @dr.tanulinasarkar
    @dr.tanulinasarkar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "Oh pitch meetings are tight!"
    *Stares into our soul*
    😂❤

    • @mkvv5687
      @mkvv5687 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Those piercing eyes...

    • @Kirochi
      @Kirochi ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Screen rants are tight!"

    • @movoroch
      @movoroch ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Absolute Perfection

    • @walkingweapon
      @walkingweapon 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Came to the comments for this

  • @zachaa2846
    @zachaa2846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    "VCRs are great!"
    "and they always will be."
    that just killed me

    • @tylerreed7796
      @tylerreed7796 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They were great tho. Far better than dvds.

    • @c.a.t4607
      @c.a.t4607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm watching this on beta Max...

    • @DrDolan2000
      @DrDolan2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I do miss VCRs. I used to watch movies on VHS all the time as a kid because I was born in the early 2000s

    • @starkiller1289
      @starkiller1289 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      They were great until it eats the tape then it's super difficult very much an inconvience.

    • @mathmannix
      @mathmannix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@starkiller1289 not really?

  • @riskyworks
    @riskyworks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    How can every pitch meeting be so fresh even though like 40% of the script is sentances said in all the episodes... Amazing series lmao

    • @quicktech2380
      @quicktech2380 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      its super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @LoveYou-rt6bx
      @LoveYou-rt6bx ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's super easy barely an inconvenience

    • @monkehman979
      @monkehman979 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its super easy, barley an inconvenience.

    • @mattcarlucci
      @mattcarlucci 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@quicktech2380oh really?

    • @mattcarlucci
      @mattcarlucci 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@LoveYou-rt6bxoh really?

  • @BatmanFan76
    @BatmanFan76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    ‘Twas the timestamps before Christmas
    0:00 Home Alone
    5:50 Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
    11:39 The Santa Clause
    16:41 The Nightmare Before Christmas
    21:01 Jingle All The Way

    • @highdefinition450
      @highdefinition450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      No Christmas Vacation or Elf smh

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hopefully an update can be done to add the other holiday classics he’s pitched like Polar Express, Christmas With The Kranks, and Die Hard

    • @teaadvice4996
      @teaadvice4996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ty

    • @AnnoyingMoose
      @AnnoyingMoose ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Writer Guy forgot to include his best Christmas script ever: Die Hard!

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Elf? No Elf pitch meeting??????

  • @NitsuaEsahc
    @NitsuaEsahc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    "Oh, Pitch Meetings are TIGHT!" *looks at camera* "Oh, ScreenRants are TIGHT!"
    These fourth wall breaks are TIGHT!

    • @matz1011
      @matz1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      These comments are TIGHT!!!

    • @matz1011
      @matz1011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      These comments are TIGHT!!!

    • @Dreg-Freg
      @Dreg-Freg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@matz1011 repeating comments are TIGHT!

    • @cjclow052
      @cjclow052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Donovan The Frog repeating repeating comments are tight

    • @jacetaneneko_vt
      @jacetaneneko_vt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cjclow052 replying to 2 yr old comments are TIGHT!

  • @PaperBagProduction
    @PaperBagProduction 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1065

    "My back is where you are and I'd like you to vacate the premises"

    • @bswerves12
      @bswerves12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Poke fusion Central ! Oh let me go ahead and get off that thing !

    • @BaldwinBen50
      @BaldwinBen50 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I am using this phrase from now on 😂

    • @didjeri
      @didjeri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My sides went to orbit and beyond at that point!

    • @wallacedeveer077
      @wallacedeveer077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm gonna start using this

    • @sealion6030
      @sealion6030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I love that 😖☺️🤣

  • @creigcoogan5363
    @creigcoogan5363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    “My back is where you are and I’d love for you to vacate the premises “ 😂

    • @nsalazar
      @nsalazar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BEST LINE EVER!

    • @cheese0827
      @cheese0827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This is like when you go through a thesaurus to extend ur essay to the word limit

    • @fruitbythefoote
      @fruitbythefoote 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Which pitch meeting is that in?

    • @stephaniemajors7697
      @stephaniemajors7697 หลายเดือนก่อน

      My favorite line of all of them. 😂

  • @Makalo43
    @Makalo43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    14:25
    “Oh, pitch meeting are tight”
    *looks at camera as fourth wall crumbles into dust*

  • @JosefZeethuven
    @JosefZeethuven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    "ohh pitch meetings are tight" looks right at the camera man breaking the fourth wall is tight

  • @CaptainMarvelsSon
    @CaptainMarvelsSon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +241

    "Pitch meetings are tight!"
    "Screen rants are tight!"
    Admit it, you've been waiting a long time to use those!

    • @Tezca-Coatl
      @Tezca-Coatl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      thats the name of the thing!
      wow wow wow wow wow

    • @Cadavu2
      @Cadavu2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t get it

    • @Nethrus_IO
      @Nethrus_IO 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@Cadavu2 you uncultured swine

  • @TianYuAdlinTan
    @TianYuAdlinTan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    "Oh is that a Christmas movie or Halloween Movie"
    "Yes."
    "What?"
    This is the second pitch meeting I've seen and I absolutely love it!

    • @DelDuio
      @DelDuio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Wow wow wow wow... wow!

    • @47ratsinahoodie
      @47ratsinahoodie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was my immediate thought the first time I watch Nightmare Before Christmas

    • @mr.lookalike8666
      @mr.lookalike8666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My family’s solution was to watch it at thanksgiving since it’s between Christmas and thanksgiving, problem solved

    • @Thurston86
      @Thurston86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DelDuio ,8

    • @jordancasti11o
      @jordancasti11o 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pitch meetings are the besssst

  • @chrisoliver3642
    @chrisoliver3642 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3252

    Rehashing old material is TIGHT.

    • @wuphat
      @wuphat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      It's super easy. Barely an inconveinience.

    • @matttt_perez
      @matttt_perez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      wuphat oh really?

    • @waynesworld3d975
      @waynesworld3d975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I don't know. It might be insulting to our fanbase. Give them the idea we're lazy and we don't care.

    • @Big_Tex
      @Big_Tex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I need you to get 100% off my back about rehashing old material

    • @cakebuu887
      @cakebuu887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Reboots are tight!
      Remakes are tight!
      Blu Ray re releases are tight!

  • @eleanormason2647
    @eleanormason2647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    You missed the opportunity to say "oh, cool, airport security is *tight* "
    "No sir, not yet it's not"

  • @All_Loves_Lost
    @All_Loves_Lost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “My back is where you are and I’d like you to vacate the premises” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @grahamphillips3099
    @grahamphillips3099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1537

    "my disbelief is so suspended right now"

    • @fungifago
      @fungifago 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      My favorite line for some reason

    • @doofus0123
      @doofus0123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Suspension of disbelief is TIGHT!

    • @MK-11111
      @MK-11111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I also suspended my disbelief because Syd Field never mentions it in the book that he held.

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      somehow my mind turned that into a dirty line. LOL

    • @lilbitoveverything9255
      @lilbitoveverything9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@doofus0123 yeh yeh yeh

  • @cwe9230
    @cwe9230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Pitch meetings are the best thing about Screen Rant and the only reason I’m subscribed

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Cut everything else and change the channel name to Pitch Meetings SR.
      S O L I D

    • @cwe9230
      @cwe9230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @shallot526
      @shallot526 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @Gamerboy365ify
    @Gamerboy365ify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

    "Is it a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie?"
    "Yes"

    • @c.j.9072
      @c.j.9072 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤪🤪😁😁😁😂😂😂

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@c.j.9072 no

    • @foodplayzgames
      @foodplayzgames 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No it could've been summer break movie

    • @HUNTERN0C3DA
      @HUNTERN0C3DA 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@foodplayzgames it was a line from this r/wooosh

  • @elafimilo8199
    @elafimilo8199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I constantly forget that these aren't two people in a room reading lines naturally to each other. This is brilliant acting and editing work. Bravo!

  • @ToomanyFrancis
    @ToomanyFrancis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I like how Harry and Marv are immortal beings but the executive cares more about being able to hear somebody screaming from their hotel room in Central Park.

  • @UncontrollableOne
    @UncontrollableOne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    Recycling Xmas pitch meetings putting them altogether like a gift into a compilation and giving it to us on Xmas week? I get it Ryan. You’re one of us. ‘‘Tis the season.

    • @ryanhiggins8869
      @ryanhiggins8869 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shedrach L I got used socks!

    • @anunknownentity1637
      @anunknownentity1637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's Christmas

    • @jamesanderson6373
      @jamesanderson6373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      'Tis

    • @raydunakin
      @raydunakin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Regifting is TIGHT!

    • @sharalakid
      @sharalakid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ohhh, recycling Xmas pitch meetings putting them altogether like a gift into a compilation and giving it to us on Xmas week is TIGHT.

  • @joshsimpson2365
    @joshsimpson2365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    I read the title of the video and thought the pitch guy would be pitching Christmas as a movie genre.

    • @kalthenonbinarypal2225
      @kalthenonbinarypal2225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same here.

    • @preettyE
      @preettyE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Try telling Hallmark it isn't

    • @BDLabs2
      @BDLabs2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAAAME

    • @kiaghezel-ayagh9099
      @kiaghezel-ayagh9099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      enima every god damn Christmas hallmark movie is the same. If it doesn’t have a prince of a made up country, it’s New York City. So predictable. And there’s always coffee if it’s in new york

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kiaghezel-ayagh9099 "A prince of a made up country."
      Black Panther???????

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

    "Whoops!"
    "WHOOPSIE!!"
    My favorite part of any Pitch Meeting

  • @kenyonwells2139
    @kenyonwells2139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Suspension of disbelief": the key ingredient for every movie ever pitched on this show

  • @radiohaven5093
    @radiohaven5093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    “Because the psychopath thing.” 😅😂

    • @camwyn256
      @camwyn256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The psychopath thing is tight

    • @Zero11174
      @Zero11174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He wants to be a cop himself

    • @uglykid9246
      @uglykid9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ohh that dose not make sense

    • @uglykid9246
      @uglykid9246 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lolooikoko

  • @cademiclips
    @cademiclips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    For a second I thought this was a 26 minute long pitch meeting.

    • @fgstech4857
      @fgstech4857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Same, lol!

    • @jeremyeinbinder4632
      @jeremyeinbinder4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Ah, mistaking archived material for long form original content is tight!

    • @mobama6855
      @mobama6855 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if only

    • @jeremyeinbinder4632
      @jeremyeinbinder4632 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Whoops.

    • @cademiclips
      @cademiclips 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jeremyeinbinder4632 Whoopsie.

  • @mattandsarahaschan
    @mattandsarahaschan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    He's gonna flirt with an elderly child.
    What?
    I laughed way too hard

  • @luke9478
    @luke9478 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    “I imagine it’s going to be really hard to get the whole family to forget about Kevin.”
    “Actually it’s going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience.”

    • @-TheShaun-
      @-TheShaun- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr. After those movies the whole world forgot about the actor. I watch a shitload of TV and movies but I've never seen him in anything other than Home Alone.

    • @Booch365
      @Booch365 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh Really?

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-TheShaun- he did a bunch of kids movies in the 90s. Some were good, most were mediocre. After becoming a teen he went on hiatus and lived off all the money from the early 90s. He makes a lot of money from home alone sales.

    • @darrenrobinson9041
      @darrenrobinson9041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@-TheShaun- If only there was some kind of website where you could type in an actor name and it would give you a filmography. Guess it will never happen.

    • @-TheShaun-
      @-TheShaun- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@darrenrobinson9041, there is, imdb. But I never said I wanted to know what movies he's been in, I said I haven't seen him in anything else. There's a difference, numbnuts.

  • @minx4683
    @minx4683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    "I guess we'd have to hope the meth head has a lot of Christmas spirit."

  • @hinata167
    @hinata167 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I like how you can see how they slowly become more smiley and quick with the conversation

    • @Apocalypselaboratory
      @Apocalypselaboratory ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I like how you say “they” as though it’s two guys irl

    • @hinata167
      @hinata167 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Apocalypselaboratory I guess I meant the characters and not the actor himself

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Apocalypselaboratory They absolutely are. One of them wears glasses.

  • @PapaMerlz
    @PapaMerlz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    “You wanna make a movie where....a child’s wife cheats on him?”

  • @AndromedaKai
    @AndromedaKai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    I'm waiting when these will get boring. 100 episodes in, still not there.

    • @anthonyzanoni2156
      @anthonyzanoni2156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Way over 100

    • @Jaaayzen
      @Jaaayzen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@anthonyzanoni2156 how would you know how many episodes he watched?

    • @hamzaold8136
      @hamzaold8136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      he has made 166 episodes.. there is a playlist that u can check

    • @Jaaayzen
      @Jaaayzen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@hamzaold8136 wtf? Andromeda literally commented "100 episodes in" meaning HE has watched 100 of those. This has nothing to do with how many there are

    • @WritingKnightsPress
      @WritingKnightsPress 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think it's the format. It's simple, direct and tight.

  • @riccardoleone4265
    @riccardoleone4265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    you can see the progression of the madness of the two characters here

    • @polycatmagic1236
      @polycatmagic1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, I mean the been around since movies became a thing so...

  • @TheCasaresway
    @TheCasaresway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I've binge watched like 70 hours of this stuff straight and it's all gold.

  • @w2ttsy670
    @w2ttsy670 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how young Ryan is in the first home alone movie pitch and it just feels like maybe he’s a young producer and this is the first movie he’s had to listen to
    And then when you watch more recent pitches, he’s more “experienced” and older looking and you just imagine this producer has seen a lot.
    Love it!

  • @brandimitchell4791
    @brandimitchell4791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "I have a pitch for a movie called 'The Nightmare Before Christmas'"
    "ls that a Christmas or Halloween movie"
    "Yes"

    • @vegancheese2999
      @vegancheese2999 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BRANDI MITCHELL lol 😂

    • @3starsburningbright
      @3starsburningbright 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why is there only 1 reply and why is it 10 months after the comment was made 🤔

    • @Kattywagon29
      @Kattywagon29 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said yes when he did. LMAO

  • @sourishbanjo5037
    @sourishbanjo5037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “My wife and my brother went on vacation without me” Best line of 2019! 😹😹😹

  • @doorbell8132
    @doorbell8132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Screen Rant: "Which Christams Movie are you going to make a Pitchmeeting about."
    Ryan: "Yes."

  • @jacobmcdorman5552
    @jacobmcdorman5552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "Then he tells them, I want to go into the family business."
    "I guess patricide doesn't get anyone's attention anymore."
    "Oh yeah... I really didn't consider that, so we're just gonna go with it."
    "Yeah, yeah, yeah"
    I mean, the only way to become Santa Clause is to kill Santa Clause... right?

  • @communist_oranges
    @communist_oranges 2 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Ryan: a kid getting left home alone on vacation is insanely unrealistic
    My brother who got left home alone at my parents wedding: 😐

  • @silenceofallthings
    @silenceofallthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    "The same woman, what are the odds of that?"
    "Well I thought it was 1 in 200..."
    "Fair enough!"
    This guy is such a genius I love how you can tell he buys into both the roles, and reacts so genuinely =D

    • @challengeaccepted4065
      @challengeaccepted4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sub to his channel

    • @silenceofallthings
      @silenceofallthings 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@challengeaccepted4065 So weird to reply to an old comment. And it's not like I've been subbed to him for longer than this comment =/

    • @challengeaccepted4065
      @challengeaccepted4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@silenceofallthings i see where you are coming from but also clearly you did see it and responded so it worked

  • @Kagrynac
    @Kagrynac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    00:38 that little pause as he gets ready to drop a truth bomb gets me every time!

  • @kartikeytiwari37
    @kartikeytiwari37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    Do a *Mean girls* pitch meeting?

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @kartikeytiwari37 Stop trying to make that pitch meeting happening, it’s not gonna happen, but in all seriousness i’d be down for a Mean Girls pitch meeting

    • @Menaceblue3
      @Menaceblue3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@ronstoppable5659
      Wow what a change of attitude in such a small paragraph...
      Almost as if it was super easy, barely an inconvenience...

    • @alakazamlover4908
      @alakazamlover4908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ronstoppable5659 why will it never happen...?

    • @ronstoppable5659
      @ronstoppable5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Alakazamlover4 I was just making a Mean Girls reference

    • @danbh84
      @danbh84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bring Back Kim Possible, Animated Obviously u were just quoting the film lol
      That is so fetch!

  • @elleryweyant
    @elleryweyant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “People love listening to privileged people complain about their privileged lives”
    Had me laughing so hard

  • @nathanstory7501
    @nathanstory7501 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “How come the Santa Claus that was in charge when they were kids didn’t get them what they wanted?”
    “Maybe they had a meth addict Santa back then, I don’t know.” 😂

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    Christmas Pitch meeting, Pitch Meeting:
    So you have a Pitch Meeting video for me?
    Yes sir I do so you know how its Christmas and Christmas is easy to make money off of?
    Yes I do.
    Well today I thought we could just make a compilation of all of our Christmas Pitch Meetings.
    Oh very cool but wouldn't fans get annoyed that we're not uploading anything new?
    Well I mean we did the the Star Wars Holiday Special a few weeks back so I'm hoping they just forget this video is nothing new.
    Oh forgetting things is tight.
    Yes sir.
    Yeh yeh yeh.
    So you say we're gonna have all our Christmas Pitch Meetings in there?
    Well I mean yes, but really no!
    What?
    Yeh Well see I actually forgot how many specials we have done.
    Oh forgetting things is tight!
    I think you already said that sir.
    Oh whoops.
    Whoopsie so what I decided to do was only include the important ones, Jingle All The Way, The Nightmare Before Christmas, both Home Alone movies.
    Very interesting but won't it be hard to sell a incomplete compilation?
    Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience!
    Oh really?
    Yeeh see I'm just kinda hoping that fans forget these other unimportant pitch meetings exist.
    Even the new ones we've made this year?
    Evven the new ones we've made this year sir!
    Oh forgetting things that happened recently is tight!
    You've really gotta stop saying that sir.
    Oh OK, so why would anyone watch a load of Pitch Meetings they've seen before?
    Because!
    That works!
    So what do you think?
    Well I think this will probably be something worth uploading.
    Right.
    I mean even if its not that well received, it probably won't get a lot of views or anything but let's do it!
    "Ultimate Christmas Pitch Meeting earns 30k views in first 3 hours"

    • @Mighty_Ceasar
      @Mighty_Ceasar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Oh biblical! In my head I heard the entire pitch in his voice too.

    • @britanimations2002
      @britanimations2002 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Mighty_Ceasar If you managed to read all of that I solute you sir! I can only hope Screen rant sees this comment now

    • @AlexisDeParisii
      @AlexisDeParisii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Brit Animations super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @arianacole499
      @arianacole499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      This is absolute genius!

    • @anthonyzanoni2156
      @anthonyzanoni2156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Bro in my head I imagined Ryan saying this. So I just wanna thank you for giving me a new pitch meeting! Honestly I can see them making this into a video!

  • @yooitsxtra
    @yooitsxtra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1084

    Wait.. how did I not realize in home alone they accidentally throw away Kevin’s plane ticket?

    • @jamesordwayultralightpilot
      @jamesordwayultralightpilot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I guess you haven't been watching enough youtube.

    • @yooitsxtra
      @yooitsxtra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I just checked, in the last 7 days I’ve watched for 22 hours and 57 minutes.

    • @jowarren1558
      @jowarren1558 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      YooItsXtra how do you check?

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I've watched it a hundred times but always thought it was just ruined pizza.

    • @LadyAneh
      @LadyAneh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It’s amongst a lot of other stuff, but if they hadn’t thrown it away, it would occur to them they have an extra ticket at the airport and not leave, which would ruin the totally realistic plot of course. Not noticing a ticket worth hundreds of dollars to Europe is missing is TIGHT!

  • @stevenleejobe
    @stevenleejobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I can never get enough “pitch meeting” material, so these longform episodes are most welcome. Keep up the great work Ryan! In so many ways, listening to your clips is the difference between sanity and insanity for me.

  • @MHLegacy
    @MHLegacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    (14:16 and 14:25) "Oh, pitch meetings are tight!" I love the little knowing look he gives at the camera after he says that.

  • @tkelly5422
    @tkelly5422 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    How did I miss this pitch meeting?! Just discovered it! Belated Christmas gift to self ;)

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Belated Christmas presents to oneself is TIGHT!!!

    • @ked49
      @ked49 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aztn19 *are

  • @jaynguyen1573
    @jaynguyen1573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Dashing Thru The Snow" actually might make more sense compared to "Jingle All The Way"

    • @claudeanello3362
      @claudeanello3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But...why?

    • @jaynguyen1573
      @jaynguyen1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@claudeanello3362 well, they're literally "Dashing Thru the Snow" to get a toy for their kids

    • @claudeanello3362
      @claudeanello3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jaynguyen1573 I see,thanks.

    • @claudeanello3362
      @claudeanello3362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Btw,your last name is in the book Artemis Fowl(great book)

    • @jaynguyen1573
      @jaynguyen1573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@claudeanello3362 oh neat! Apparently like 40% of Vietnamese people have this last name haha.. Emperor Nguyen 'gifted' his name to many during his reign

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    These Pitch Meetings bring me life and joy. Keep up the awesome work!

  • @brandonmusic9712
    @brandonmusic9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    The suspension of disbelief is tight!

    • @pooperpants800
      @pooperpants800 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It also makes writing scripts super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @amykelly23
    @amykelly23 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    1:11 The Syd Fied reference made me spit out my drink!! So nuanced! (I studied Syd Field for years; the "HOW to write a script " guru) 😅

  • @ORROProductionss
    @ORROProductionss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:45 “oh is that a Christmas movie or a Halloween movie?”
    Ryan: *YES*

  • @AdamG1983
    @AdamG1983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "Wow, so this guy is a goddamn liar"
    I almost choked on my drink from laughing

  • @RR-kh9fv
    @RR-kh9fv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Is it just me, or have they both become happier through the years?

    • @kousetsuhana
      @kousetsuhana 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They have and i feel it's enhanced the charm factor. Both Ryans are so loveable now

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "VCRs are GREAT!"
    "And they always will be."
    - Amen! (crap, I just carbon dated myself)

    • @jasmineelizabeth3342
      @jasmineelizabeth3342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Shark Dentures I still prefer VCR’s to DVD players and I ALWAYS will

    • @SansoHumar
      @SansoHumar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      VCRs are tight. Still have one

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't worry,so do I.

    • @InineV
      @InineV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have a ton of VHS tapes and no VCR 😂 clearly I need to get a VCR haha

    • @fgtytf5602
      @fgtytf5602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait.. how did I not realize in home alone they accidentally throw away Kevin’s plane ticket?

  • @user-zx1ur8zx9c
    @user-zx1ur8zx9c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "And he talks to himself. Kind of a lot." = all of Ryan's videos

  • @jgbuatu
    @jgbuatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh my god--I can't even get through this one in one sitting. I totally lost it at the "Kevin is a psychopath" part.

  • @rolotomasi99
    @rolotomasi99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Discovering Ryan George's videos are the best thing that happened to me in 2019...and I got a promotion at work and bought a home this year!

  • @Saya_562
    @Saya_562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how you can clearly see how Ryan’s energy and delivery of the jokes has improved so much

  • @DanielSanchez-wu4rz
    @DanielSanchez-wu4rz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I don't know why, but in the nightmare before Christmas one when he says "rude." I just can't stop laughing

  • @jeanthepants7905
    @jeanthepants7905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol love the direct eye contact with "pitch meetings are tight"
    They are indeed

  • @kashv.k2797
    @kashv.k2797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    " This channel would be great at _CinemaSins_ ."
    Sin counter - " *DING* "

    • @lordlol77
      @lordlol77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Except these are actually good.

    • @ScienceDiscoverer
      @ScienceDiscoverer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lordlol77 I get similar vibe from pitches as from sins, but I think pitches are somehow better!

    • @cheese0827
      @cheese0827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This unholy combination is actually pretty neat

  • @TheREALBOJACK
    @TheREALBOJACK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's crazy how you can see the evolution of the "Big-Shot Movie Producer" voice affectation as it evolves in real time through these successive pitch meetings. Interesting to watch, lol.

  • @MrAsmontero
    @MrAsmontero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is fascinating how Ryan evolved the pitch meeting tone! You can tell that the home alone one is pretty old!

  • @spades0fclubs
    @spades0fclubs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Oh pitch meeting are TIGHT!"
    Stares into the camera and my soul

  • @joshsolders5543
    @joshsolders5543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Screen Rants are leagues more entertaining than most movies these days.

  • @Awesomesausages
    @Awesomesausages 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:16 "I thought so too" cracked me up way more than it should've. Brilliant.

  • @amazingvman
    @amazingvman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's really interesting that you can see Ryan's progression of his comedic chops when you compare the newer vids with the older ones👌🏽

  • @PippiOnePointOh
    @PippiOnePointOh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I freaking love the face you made after saying, “pitch meetings are tight!”

  • @chaim5427
    @chaim5427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    14:25 "Pitch meetings are tight!" That smug face tho 😂

  • @spideybetta
    @spideybetta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Oh, is that a Christmas movie or a Halloween Movie?-“
    “ *Yes.* “

  • @dcool2u2
    @dcool2u2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The movie exec character was so serious early on.
    I love the way both characters morphed into what they are now

  • @LKLifestyles
    @LKLifestyles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Merry Christmas! You should really do a Pitch Meeting for Independence Day (or both of them, the second one was sooo bad...)

  • @LivinMyJeffLife
    @LivinMyJeffLife 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Rereleasing Old Pitch Meetings is
    Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.
    And the fact that I rewatched it anyway is TIGHT🤓

  • @rileyywhited
    @rileyywhited 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "Oh, pitch meetings are tight." LOL

  • @touch_of_cobalt
    @touch_of_cobalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    14:20 that fourth wall breaking self-referential look cracks me up every time.

  • @sp3ckz297
    @sp3ckz297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Quote of pitch meetings: “Barely an inconvenience”

    • @ahoroeidori
      @ahoroeidori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I literally said that exact sentence to my Brother

    • @PearoIGuess
      @PearoIGuess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There is also "(random word) is tight"
      and “I don’t know” “Fair enough”

    • @ahoroeidori
      @ahoroeidori 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@PearoIGuess Random Words are tight!

    • @maddieplaia250
      @maddieplaia250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ahoroeidori Yes sir they are

    • @nataleexstetzel5045
      @nataleexstetzel5045 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol yeah

  • @omerharel802
    @omerharel802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    if i was a movie director, i would send Ryan the script and let him make a pitch meeting on it. thats how my movie will be perfect
    (sry for bad english)

    • @danieldunlap4077
      @danieldunlap4077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      There's another Channel called Honest Trailers. Some movie directors/writers have actually said they wanted to honest trailer proof the movie when they were writing / directing it. The guys who wrote and directed Captain America Winter Soldier said that

    • @DeathnoteBB
      @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Dunlap Isn’t the point of Honest Trailers to be honest? How would they honest proof something?
      For real though I think the Deadpool Honest Trailer was the best one.

    • @ladyvincenza
      @ladyvincenza 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think pitch meetings have taught us that studios don't care and they know they can get away with anything.

    • @willyboi123h4
      @willyboi123h4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      your English is fine

    • @jacetaneneko_vt
      @jacetaneneko_vt 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DeathnoteBB he means like proven to be honest, not that it can’t be honest.

  • @costillaultima
    @costillaultima 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This was awesome pitch meetings are the only reason I'm subscribed

  • @charlierashi100
    @charlierashi100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The CMCU (Christmas movie cinematic universe) pitch meeting is TIGHT!!!

  • @TheDarkWallChris
    @TheDarkWallChris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like the part where the producer remarks on the challenge of a series of difficult circumstances but then the writer goes "Actually it's gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience"

  • @PickleRick91x
    @PickleRick91x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Thank you for this Ryan, I now have a Christmas special to watch every year. It's super easy too, barely an inconvenience.

  • @RachaelWard
    @RachaelWard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    MERRY CHRISTMAS RYAN!.... LOOKING FORWARD TO MORE AWESOME PITCH MEETINGS NEXT YEAR!!! 🎄😁

  • @Dankitude
    @Dankitude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how Ryan becomes more sarcastic as the video goes on

  • @sirunbekannt5653
    @sirunbekannt5653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    Do one for
    A quiet place
    Megamind
    Kickass
    Saw
    Despicable Me
    28 Days Later
    Forrest Gump
    Memento
    Terminator 2
    Up
    Twilight
    300
    Pulp Fiction
    Phone Booth
    The Collector
    The Godfather
    The Shawshank Redemption
    Batman (Tim Burton)
    Cube
    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
    The Mist
    The big Lebowski
    Museum at Night
    Buried
    How to train your Dragon

    • @samr6408
      @samr6408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Can’t do the Shawshank redemption it is perfect

    • @samr6408
      @samr6408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can’t do The Godfather it’s perfect

    • @dash8too
      @dash8too 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Big Lebowski

    • @sirunbekannt5653
      @sirunbekannt5653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mike Shaft Ok wait a second...

    • @sirunbekannt5653
      @sirunbekannt5653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike Shaft Happy now?

  • @LightuptheDarkx
    @LightuptheDarkx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m crying right now, this is the best thing on TH-cam

  • @beeto45
    @beeto45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    21:09 "oh ,oh a workaholic at christmast time; that cant be good" it would have been great if he would have changed to a christmas setting as soon as he said that! and wearing a christmas hat too. XD

  • @lahlybird895
    @lahlybird895 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    We're all just gonna ignore the fact the Ryan's wife
    ...
    Went on a trip to paris
    ....
    WITH HIS BROTHER!

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Kaleela Edwards *raised eyebrows*

    • @SansoHumar
      @SansoHumar 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We’re uplifting our beliefs

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SansoHumar oh yeah

    • @musicaloperationstwothousa5511
      @musicaloperationstwothousa5511 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      is it cheating if they are all ryans

    • @lahlybird895
      @lahlybird895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@musicaloperationstwothousa5511 is the brother another Rian?

  • @drix4275
    @drix4275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:02 "The suspension of disbelief: The audience sacrifices realism and logic for the sake of enjoyment." Yup, I have some friends with whom I share the "First rule of gaming: Don't question game logic." Easier to enjoy that way. :D

  • @James44V
    @James44V 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This was super easy barely an inconvenience to watch

  • @Moewenfels
    @Moewenfels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Pitch meetings are TIGHT" *blank stare into cam*
    There it is. Thats my favorite PM moment.

  • @Shaisabrec
    @Shaisabrec 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didnt expect to find a 9/11 joke in a pitch meeting of all places lol
    7:30

  • @jman4real871
    @jman4real871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Never noticed that his ticket was thrown away!!

  • @liloiax22
    @liloiax22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If in not mistaken, I believe in the original script for "The Santa ClausE", Tim Allen's character Scott Calvin actually did shoot Santa Claus off of his roof with a gun but then I believe that Disney did the exact same thing n told Tim Allen they would never have somebody shoot Santa Claus so Disney representatives, Tim Allen ABC's the script writers had to get together to fix theproblem n still have everybody happy in the end.

  • @DeathnoteBB
    @DeathnoteBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Listen when you have ADHD packing a suitcase is hard. I can’t speak for the trap part but sometimes “easy” and “hard” things are switched.

    • @berengustav7714
      @berengustav7714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same here, brother.

    • @evlovesbooks
      @evlovesbooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      So true

    • @andi714
      @andi714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same dude

    • @CuriosityRocks
      @CuriosityRocks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep same. If Kevin’s very interested in traps then they would be super easy, barely an inconvenience for him to make

    • @SpacyDragon
      @SpacyDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is SO true.

  • @selimkarayl7823
    @selimkarayl7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I only watch the first 30 seconds so far but I'm shocked! This one is amazing! Your acting as two different people was so good I actually thought for moment there was an another person.

  • @Obbason
    @Obbason 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The extra half second before switching camera angle after saying "pitch meetings are tight" is so sweet when ur this addicted to watching these