The Path NO ONE Does in HOI4

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ธ.ค. 2024

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  • @TommyKay
    @TommyKay  ปีที่แล้ว +66

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    • @menokgaming8159
      @menokgaming8159 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh Tommy, the tropico 6 soundtrack in the backround of the Ad really kept me there and brought back so many memories. Thanks!

    • @Rays_Bad_Decisions
      @Rays_Bad_Decisions ปีที่แล้ว

      Liberia has an interesting history that would break Tommy's liberal brain

    • @Rays_Bad_Decisions
      @Rays_Bad_Decisions ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow he brought the old Tommy back and finished BRAVO!!!

    • @alexanderwhite298
      @alexanderwhite298 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can't stop laughing. Oh me amore an army out my ass. I'm dying.

  • @falloutfan1452
    @falloutfan1452 ปีที่แล้ว +1976

    Tommy rages when 6 divisions with no supply and 0 org can't kill 13 light tanks in 5 seconds

    • @woahdude5553
      @woahdude5553 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      6 shitty african infantry divisions with no supply, red air, and shore bombardment can't kill fully supplied tanks from a major power in 5 seconds?

    • @Lady_Amelia-Eloise
      @Lady_Amelia-Eloise ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Are you surprised?

    • @RF_N
      @RF_N ปีที่แล้ว +11

      classic tommy

    • @RF_N
      @RF_N ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hypercynic vast majority*

    • @foxtrotuniformcharliekilo1172
      @foxtrotuniformcharliekilo1172 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@RF_Nmass majority*

  • @cjtechreviews
    @cjtechreviews ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    7:21 "To all my black viewers, I know it's only one" Thanks Tommy that touched my heart lmfao 😎

    • @kfcplayz6038
      @kfcplayz6038 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Same, tommy is a goat for that 1

    • @Steamthrower1
      @Steamthrower1 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@kfcplayz6038 "KFC Playz" lmao

    • @cjtechreviews
      @cjtechreviews ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Steamthrower1 my favorite 😳

    • @grugthecaveman4565
      @grugthecaveman4565 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He a real one for sticking up to all three of us

    • @Jamal11seke
      @Jamal11seke ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @nostalgiagaming560
    @nostalgiagaming560 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    If you're interested, Sicily has a ton of really cool paths for big campaigns, with massive formable nations, and tons of focuses.

    • @captain5121
      @captain5121 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pretty sure he did mafia Italy and complained there was nothing much to do after

    • @nostalgiagaming560
      @nostalgiagaming560 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@captain5121 Mafia has no contact at all, but there are some paths they can literally unite all of Europe, with others being able to bring an end to nationalism, socialism, and politics in general

    • @kekefan6984
      @kekefan6984 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nostalgiagaming560 What paths are those? Sounds crazy

    • @Apes_Together_Stronk
      @Apes_Together_Stronk ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@kekefan6984 Neosanfedisti lead by blessed Padre Pio,then there's Esoteric Neo-NAzi-Paganist-Fascist Evola who literally forces the king on the throne and can unite europe

  • @lememz
    @lememz ปีที่แล้ว +156

    16:58 "WHY DO I NOT DO ANY DAMAGE ANYMORE MAN???" *proceeds to show red air*

  • @Orthane
    @Orthane ปีที่แล้ว +315

    The history of Liberia is hilarious and sad at the same time. It was formed for a place for freed slaves to return to Africa, but the first thing the freed slaves did when they got there was immediately enslave and oppress the native people.

    • @MultiJET24
      @MultiJET24 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Don't forget:They were dominated by a Rubber Company from the US which relied on semi-slaves to run their rubber plantations there. Shit got so bad that they almost ended up being a supervised state under the League of Nations

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The natives of Liberia did not and do not deserve self-governance. Did you know that Liberia was full of CANNIBALISM during at least one of its two civil wars?

    • @thisisaname5589
      @thisisaname5589 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well, seeing as the vast majority of African slaves were first enslaved by other Africans.....

  • @andreikovacs3476
    @andreikovacs3476 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Tips for how to use the navy right:
    1: When you don't have enough range but the enemy has little navy, make a flotilla only out of capital ships(carriers, battleships, heavy cruisers). It has double the range. Do NOT do this if the enemy has a competent navy, as unescorted capital ships have no screening and are very detectable.
    2: Always go for 4 carriers in your fleet. Massive damage. And do not forget to fill them with planes though. They need carrier-compatible planes but 1 factory left on CV fighters and one on CV naval bombers is usually enough to produce enough planes for one carrier per year
    3: Do not mix submarines with ANY other ship type
    4: If you're not playing a minor, leave 5 dockyards to produce your best kind of destroyers from the very beginning. You might end with 50 spare destroyers that you can use for anything you need

    • @carnetplank6259
      @carnetplank6259 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or build bathtub cruisers for everything and flash naval superiority, then forget about the navy

    • @chaost4544
      @chaost4544 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      #2 advise about planes is simple but on point. HOI4 is one of those games where it's really easy to get lost in the weeds trying to manage a lot of stuff and there's times where something as simple as planes for air craft carriers can be overlooked. We saw it in this video where one of the most experienced HOI4 players in the world overlooked simple things because he was busy doing a lot of other stuff.

    • @andreikovacs3476
      @andreikovacs3476 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dwightd.eisenhower2031 Of course there is always a noob who has to say the obligatory "hurr durr spam bathtubs and do the naval invasion with the 1 second of naval superiority"
      Everybody knows that and nobody cares, these are advices for those who actually want to play a naval battle and have fun with it. Not for cheesing it.

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@andreikovacs3476 I was playing around dude, Jesus

  • @jasonvoorheescookingchanne2869
    @jasonvoorheescookingchanne2869 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Are we not going to speak on how librarian just turned into The enclave from fallout same flag and everything insane goes to as to rebuild America

  • @RoyalRoseTrue
    @RoyalRoseTrue ปีที่แล้ว +43

    16:01 You laugh at Spain joining the Reichspat.
    Meanwhile, Francisco Franco is leading *REPUBLICAN* Spain.

  • @jovanhardianto4658
    @jovanhardianto4658 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    17:02 that is the first time I have seen the AI properly use tanks

  • @tobigaming1867
    @tobigaming1867 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Ive played Liberia a few times in Victoria 3 with the Great Rework Mod and that was fun too.

  • @grey_apache
    @grey_apache ปีที่แล้ว +29

    “Separate whites and blacks, but that’s positive” ladies and gentlemen, TommyK out of context

    • @chaost4544
      @chaost4544 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Twenty years from now when Tommy is running for a political office, someone will use that out of context clip to ruin his political career.

  • @aaananas
    @aaananas ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Markoni, you have reached your highest point on the quality of Balkan memes in this video. Made my day. Thank you

  • @Drakonak
    @Drakonak ปีที่แล้ว +69

    It would be great if we could have an up-to-date video from Tommy on how he builds his infantry/tank divisions, as well as how he uses the Tank/Plane designer!

  • @RoyalRoseTrue
    @RoyalRoseTrue ปีที่แล้ว +9

    4:33 *American Enclave*
    So this is Old World Blues but from Liberia? Enclave approved!

  • @Spiderwither
    @Spiderwither ปีที่แล้ว +27

    American Enclave, sounds familiar🤔

  • @greenshirtiv4n211
    @greenshirtiv4n211 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:12 TOMMY SAID IT

  • @angrycookie6090
    @angrycookie6090 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Now it's time for similar challenge - play as Paraguay, Huey Long has to lose civil war, he flees here and you can get him as leader and focus tree to make a comeback. Also there are such paths for other countries in exile - Germany can flee to any its colony + Bokassa in CAR, National France has Guatemala and Bokassa again.

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kaiserredux devs keep adding this same thing for every country, so uncreative

    • @cr1tikal_arc
      @cr1tikal_arc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bighillraft at least they actually have content, unlike kaiserreich lol. crazy how CoF and UoB have next to nothing in KR despite them being two of the most major nations in lore/the mod as a whole. kaiserredux is literally just kaiserreich done right, if it weren't such an unstable mod that is.

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cr1tikal_arc Kaiserredux and Kaiserreich are completely different styles of mod, you cant really compare them

    • @cr1tikal_arc
      @cr1tikal_arc 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bighillraft they follow the exact same concept and have mostly the same lore. they're literally the most comparable hoi4 mods. kaiserredux is just KR with more extremist paths, longer (and better) focus trees, and more content across the board.

    • @bighillraft
      @bighillraft 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@cr1tikal_arc kaiserreich focuses on telling a good story while kaiserredux focuses on adding more fun content, kaiserredux doesn't really have lore
      the new focus trees of kaiserreich are as good, if not better, than the best kx trees, only difference is that the kaiserrreich devs take longer to to updates because they actually do research and fix bugs and balance the game, stuff like that, like if you read the average Kaiserreich update log you can see what I mean

  • @RubberToeYT
    @RubberToeYT ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Great video as always, great to just chill and have it in the background with Tommy doing hoi

  • @erik_b1
    @erik_b1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Tommy is back stronger than ever, brothers there still hope for the megacampaign at least for the HOI4 part

  • @sharp340
    @sharp340 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The attack on titan ost at 25:57 was so perfectly timed

  • @thebiggestbill_
    @thebiggestbill_ ปีที่แล้ว +104

    crippling debt crisis... sounds familiar to all the americans ;D

    • @esaug644
      @esaug644 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Medical debt, student debt, consumer debt oh yeah its America time baby 😎

    • @Shawerma-
      @Shawerma- ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@esaug644thankfully im not familiar with all that beacuse im not american lol

    • @walker1tnranger
      @walker1tnranger ปีที่แล้ว

      who cares, USD isnt real

    • @WowBlankpage
      @WowBlankpage ปีที่แล้ว

      Not everybody

    • @WowBlankpage
      @WowBlankpage ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Shawerma- its not like every American experiences it

  • @Lucrei.
    @Lucrei. ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS is the old-school TommyKay content we all fell in love with

  • @idk-.-.-_.-
    @idk-.-.-_.- ปีที่แล้ว +7

    MOLDOVA WAS SHOWN ON SCREEN FOR 2 SECONDS RRRRAAAAAA 🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩🇲🇩🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥TOMMYKAY 🔛🔝

  • @Mr_OogaBooga
    @Mr_OogaBooga ปีที่แล้ว +38

    How much we betting that every single other player took the racist decision?
    Chad Tommy moment🗿🗿

    • @milko540
      @milko540 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i would still choose the racist option even if i got debuffs

    • @dwightd.eisenhower2031
      @dwightd.eisenhower2031 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@milko540 I would still choose the homophobic option even if it had debuffs

    • @notlucas6859
      @notlucas6859 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yall weird

    • @McCrackerr
      @McCrackerr ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dwightd.eisenhower2031 damm so cool

    • @vercot7000
      @vercot7000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@milko540 Wow!!!! so cool!

  • @Hizoriki
    @Hizoriki ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I didn't realize this was Kaiserreich at first LOL

  • @Kr0viy99
    @Kr0viy99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:35 "Enclave here. Why isn't your video feed working?"

  • @lemonke4209
    @lemonke4209 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is exact what i wanted after almost laughing myself to death by watching Anomaly and Papanomaly

  • @Solflaria
    @Solflaria ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Congrat tommy there’s new achievements coming :)

  • @Soltrow
    @Soltrow ปีที่แล้ว +4

    30:03 wtf bro I dont want Serbian politics in my dommy videos :(

  • @Poison_Eevee
    @Poison_Eevee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    27:47 I'd kill to see some TommyKay Zomboid

    • @civilwarguy4740
      @civilwarguy4740 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro are you new to him? He has tons of zomboid content

  • @DrSeuss-sf3cn
    @DrSeuss-sf3cn 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the 11 light tanks insta clicking tommy is so funny

  • @jaceritchie7948
    @jaceritchie7948 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love how the flag is the fallout Enclave flag

  • @vladislavkalashnyk8522
    @vladislavkalashnyk8522 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Finally Tommy finished game!

  • @Yogurtus
    @Yogurtus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You can liberate the Luxembourg as France, and then make a HRE

  • @joshuanaumowicz5115
    @joshuanaumowicz5115 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:59 didn’t expect a feet reveal ok Tommy 😂

  • @Hans-lt1ix
    @Hans-lt1ix ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Liberia, land of liberty, what a place to be!

  • @anomonyous
    @anomonyous 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "I love when small nations turn into big nations. That's my favourite thing." Says the German.
    Bro was made to be a British monarch.

  • @triplet525
    @triplet525 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I am Liberian and love to see someone playin Liberia in hoi 4. many people dont even know that Liberia exists lol

  • @thecl0ck30
    @thecl0ck30 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One day tommy will figure out that running inf only works for about 3 years in KR and at that point you’ve got to be investing into tanks

    • @canraid3477
      @canraid3477 ปีที่แล้ว

      To be fair that's late game hoi4, unless you have a bazillion CAS.

  • @hugosenshida999
    @hugosenshida999 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    0:12 AYOOOOOOOO
    German behavior

  • @breadbutcooler
    @breadbutcooler ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:03 free????

  • @chaost4544
    @chaost4544 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tommy has become really damn good in delivering his advertisements.

  • @tobyxen
    @tobyxen ปีที่แล้ว

    "biggest debfuff is, that a ginger ist very mad at him 😂😂" 29:45

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain8204 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lore of The Path NO ONE Does in HOI4 momentum 100

  • @OWNYOMAMA
    @OWNYOMAMA ปีที่แล้ว

    7:18 he took that debuff for me I know that's right.

  • @willikins5095
    @willikins5095 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is wild

  • @Rosncho
    @Rosncho ปีที่แล้ว +2

    would love to try this one out

  • @derpiestderp325
    @derpiestderp325 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    WHOA TOMMY WHAT DID YOU CALL LIBERIA THERE?

  • @sanyika3641
    @sanyika3641 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    god bless the enclave and no one else

  • @IScreamAtCats33
    @IScreamAtCats33 ปีที่แล้ว

    Calgarians seethe at Tommy calling a city of 1.3m people a windows font.

  • @forestl7758
    @forestl7758 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Play as Iskolat Republic aka Latvia, when the Baltic Dutchy collapses and form the USSR (Kaiserredux)

  • @weetytoaster1835
    @weetytoaster1835 ปีที่แล้ว

    7:23 hi Tommy thank you 😊

  • @lukesherry8416
    @lukesherry8416 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:49 conquering Iberia as Liberia

  • @Randomizationeer
    @Randomizationeer ปีที่แล้ว

    15:10 - 15:15 I thought there was a fly in my room.

  • @wineskeleton
    @wineskeleton 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    24:45 whats the name of this song 😭

  • @whatsup8583
    @whatsup8583 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Enclave America in fallout but in Kaiser Reich

  • @klemklemius5091
    @klemklemius5091 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ok where did you find the The Only Thing They Fear Is You? It has been removed from youtube, lost in time!

  • @barretoxiaroleplay2099
    @barretoxiaroleplay2099 ปีที่แล้ว

    One thing I've learned for Liberia, spam training for as many troops as your manpower allows **before** the start event that gives "Negro Settler Nation". That way you end up with ~6 divisions off the bat.

  • @demsimex
    @demsimex ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi Tommy, love your videos! 🔥❤️

  • @bigguy3636
    @bigguy3636 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    16:00 17:10 21:00 22:10 23:15 25:20 27:45 29:30

  • @SoldierGeneral64
    @SoldierGeneral64 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Unexpected Tommy finishing the game lol

  • @henryschaadt3798
    @henryschaadt3798 ปีที่แล้ว

    Completely unrelated to the video, but have you seen the Hagakure mod for Hoi4. It's a mod centered around Japan and East Asia as a whole.

  • @stalinium6723
    @stalinium6723 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    24:16 I live there Tommy why the dis :(

  • @smiley.6534
    @smiley.6534 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If he had anti air in his divs he wouldve spanked Italy

  • @nono_Hoi4
    @nono_Hoi4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me waiting for Tommy to Play Latvia in Kaiserredux to restore the soviet union as that (its been 1 year)

  • @rainbowappleslice
    @rainbowappleslice ปีที่แล้ว

    Tommy really complaining about getting pushed by the AI when he has red air and no tanks

  • @Apalumbo07
    @Apalumbo07 ปีที่แล้ว

    30:25 song?

  • @eleojoaudu5139
    @eleojoaudu5139 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As your 1 black viewer Tommy thank you for standing up for me

  • @aurelian2641
    @aurelian2641 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We all know Markoni finished it in real life and dommy just did the voice over and acted like he finished it

  • @halcyonjesus
    @halcyonjesus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    as a black guy, i would of been okay with you choosing the segregation route

  • @Slime-hg4ts
    @Slime-hg4ts ปีที่แล้ว

    whats the musik name at the end as we march in the pacific state of america 30:08

    • @wideputin6453
      @wideputin6453 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Red alert hells march

  • @crowneproductions9908
    @crowneproductions9908 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Liberia: the answer to the question "why didn't black people from the USA just go back to Africa and create a Wakanda utopia since they're so capable?". Well guess what kids, we did do that, we sent blacks to Africa with money and western education and gifted them their own country and look how that turned out. It's called Liberia.

  • @Outtsidde
    @Outtsidde ปีที่แล้ว

    one of the best ads ive ever seen

  • @calebworkman7719
    @calebworkman7719 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Italian AI w light tanks> pro player tommy

  • @arkinbtw
    @arkinbtw 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tommy just casually said it

  • @miguelguimaraes2334
    @miguelguimaraes2334 ปีที่แล้ว

    30:10 i wold like to know the music in this part

  • @Das_Nebel
    @Das_Nebel ปีที่แล้ว

    The title of the video 'the path no one does'
    Literally every single small hoi4 TH-camr "allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally the only path anyone plays as liberia, why would you play them if you weren't going to do the funny Herbert Vacuum path

  • @ashersales2134
    @ashersales2134 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, guess what? Sun Wukong could beat up a plane.

  • @funnyhydramememan5410
    @funnyhydramememan5410 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tommy Should play New England and Unite the US as HP Lovecraft

  • @somedude8928
    @somedude8928 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:02 either way he's doing what Canada did

  • @moinmoin2975
    @moinmoin2975 ปีที่แล้ว

    Wie heißt die Musik bei 24:45?

    • @wineskeleton
      @wineskeleton 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Have you found out ?

  • @audunoskarson934
    @audunoskarson934 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You and ohnepixel are competing for best German streamer

  • @therealsaddesk
    @therealsaddesk ปีที่แล้ว

    What version of kaiserreich is this? I wanna try and do it

  • @aguy2459
    @aguy2459 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    To Tommy i am a new viewer and like your content so I downloaded hoi4 but I suck ass can you post a tutorial or something like that

    • @GaiusCaligula234
      @GaiusCaligula234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No

    • @bog_w
      @bog_w ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I doubt he will, but there are plenty of good tutorials out there! It might take a bit of time to get the hang of it, but trust me it's definitely worth :)

    • @lucazanon3419
      @lucazanon3419 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If You want another Hoi4 youtuber Bittersettel made a while ago a very nice tutorial in detail. You should check It out, it's well done

    • @lucazanon3419
      @lucazanon3419 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bittersteel

  • @Bunpicklesonionscheesepattybun
    @Bunpicklesonionscheesepattybun ปีที่แล้ว

    You should play the East showdown

  • @Trex1n
    @Trex1n ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro is literally the Enclave

  • @stoff8733
    @stoff8733 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Best add ever

  • @kevinsworldK.w69
    @kevinsworldK.w69 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    25:40
    Did... did this mf just play UCK March song on the fucking gif about Serbia... huh.

  • @Vinícius_Ruediger
    @Vinícius_Ruediger ปีที่แล้ว

    Hell Let Loose players go wild at 18:50

  • @chrisalex82
    @chrisalex82 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    you look... angry

  • @t.hurson2298
    @t.hurson2298 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lol +8 Manpower per week. 417 ppl per year, which is so bad, it means losing 26% stability in a year. Makes sense.

  • @Adygean
    @Adygean ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Guess the US flag copied the Liberian one now

  • @Xi4V
    @Xi4V ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jądra

  • @damianvanderwalt9649
    @damianvanderwalt9649 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We have wakanda at home

  • @edo412
    @edo412 ปีที่แล้ว

    which mod is this ?

  • @bucasbagler3082
    @bucasbagler3082 ปีที่แล้ว

    Over HERE!!!! 20:43

  • @milansantelia5804
    @milansantelia5804 ปีที่แล้ว

    We can see that its also too hot in Germany

  • @commanderhawk8908
    @commanderhawk8908 ปีที่แล้ว

    do a Canadian Empire next!

  • @UnusualSocks
    @UnusualSocks ปีที่แล้ว +1

    WTF IS A KILOMETER?? USA USA USA