@@liukang9031 *RING, RING* Sakuya: "Hello. I am calling from the Scarlet Devil Mansion. May I assist you with anything?" "OH SH-" Sakuya: "Please do not use foul language. May I assist you with anything? I hope this is not related with.....Flandre." "uhhh nah just an accidental call" Sakuya: "Okay, now I'm just wondering....how did you even get the SDM's number? I made it completely classified, I'm very sure." "uhhhhh yeah you see, I played night of nights on the phone." Sakuya: "Oh. Um, okay. Goodbye." *ends call*
(Finally types in number) Me:whew! Finally! Sakuya: hello! I'm not able to get to the phone right now! Please leave a message! Me:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Hollywood hacking in a nutshell: "Why isn't it working?" "There aren't enough Gigarams in the atmosphere!" "English please?" "We have to go to their base directly and hack it from the inside!"
He actually ended up calling Sakuya She got confused but answered the call, they talk every now and then Legit all of Gensokyo found out what happened and we all have a good laugh over it, funny stuff you know
@@twotothehalf3725 SECURITY TIP, i think that is STILL a good idea from a security side of things. A modern computer can EASLY crunch through a series of numbers from 1 to X numbers. When you add a letter tho (and even better a combination of BOTH uppercase letters, lowercase letters and numbers combined) that adds A LOT of stuff for the computer to guess. For example: Where to put the letter, Is it uppercase or lowercase? So yeah, even if you put A TON of numbers you should probably still use at least 1 letter xd
My Friend: So, when are we gonna play that one game? Me: *Deep breath* 65748272637485857668282726366657474949575756448585757484929283774657595007978686656453425253477569797997989786757463535252485896979797878786757474636353536363636366474748585869699797878686785746362526273838596969546346118695857484949493993929385757656723456664878846758735748673485874358874389583343389589858334384529839584825889423985384298573245987324589734258983248832485982324952832498582324898324579823498572349875232497532498573248957324798524375982987534257982438957234579832457893248597324598985732487952489752348957324895732489572348957324897532489752349587432579832587923457982349578234897523497853249758769480
Tetris players: I have the fastest pieces per second, and I can press really fast Osu players: I click so fast noone would be match for me! >:D Phone guy who really loves Touhou: I am an alien for you guys and boi you guys are so slow
I tried My telephone line was unable to handle this I'll try again in the future once service guys repair it Hey Sakuya, nothing will stop me from calling you
![[안방1열 풀캠4K] 베이비몬스터 'FOREVER' (BABYMONSTER FullCam)│@SBS Inkigayo 240707](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_2HL-ogzzBU/mqdefault.jpg)
![ภาพนี้ก็ฮาเหมือนกันนะเนี้ย #2 SS8 [ พากย์นรก MEME.EXE ] | easy boy](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RMhUgxxD49Q/mqdefault.jpg)
*after finishing the song*
Rank: *_S++_*
(full combo)
*SS* full combo *HRHDDT*
Demon EclipSe u forgot FL
@@InsaneFire10YT uh, I don't use fl, so, yeah, even tho I got an ss on big black using FLHDHR so
BEAT SABER!???
He actually missed a note so it’s S+
Lol, when you're trying to call customer support, and you have to navigate all the menus.
bob b when you try to contact TH-cam and get a response for a strike.
bob b
goddam
that's me when on customer service for just simple things
but that skill
bob b lol
MeganDoes AJ
Thanks for pointing that out for
Was trying to be sarcastic
Mr Gohan I actually didn't know that..
0:44 He plays the Donkey Kong hammer theme in the middle of it, that’s awesome.
Side quests
@@JoCaTentru
you cant not include the donkey kong hammer when doing a night of nights edit, its a classic
lol
Imagine picking up the phone, dialing this, and then God picks up.
nah, sakuya will
God : stop calling me
@@liukang9031
*RING, RING*
Sakuya: "Hello. I am calling from the Scarlet Devil Mansion. May I assist you with anything?"
"OH SH-"
Sakuya: "Please do not use foul language. May I assist you with anything? I hope this is not related with.....Flandre."
"uhhh nah just an accidental call"
Sakuya: "Okay, now I'm just wondering....how did you even get the SDM's number? I made it completely classified, I'm very sure."
"uhhhhh yeah you see, I played night of nights on the phone."
Sakuya: "Oh. Um, okay. Goodbye."
*ends call*
@@Auragaming1642 you kinda ruined it
@@Breadstin this is good ending
“You have unlocked Luigi as a playable character”
:00
Impossible..
Unlocked Waluigi in super Mario 64
@@Freedom9220 mario 64 DS
@@deptless no in smash 6
damn sakuya has a long ass phone number
ikr
(Finally types in number)
Me:whew! Finally!
Sakuya: hello! I'm not able to get to the phone right now! Please leave a message!
Me:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
+Silversonex the Hedgehog lmfao
Not all sonic fans are furries jerk.
+Silversonex the Hedgehog Furfag
I like how in the middle of it he busted out the Donkey Kong arcade hammer theme
That’s way more of a meme than you know in the online Japanese community. Look up Hammer of Nights and join me in the rabbit hole
I don’t care if it’s sped up, this guy is still a legend !!
its not sped up
@@jan_EtenThe japanese text says that the footage is played back at 150% speed
@@Rubiktor012 i was joking. also ðe japanese text says to play it at half speed
Hackers in movies be like:
Hollywood hacking in a nutshell:
"Why isn't it working?"
"There aren't enough Gigarams in the atmosphere!"
"English please?"
"We have to go to their base directly and hack it from the inside!"
I’m in
*ENHANCE*
*HACKING - 99%*
Yes
" What's the password? "
" Night of nights. "
What he actually meant:
hahahahahah good one! XD
this is genius xD
It's night of Knights not night's
@@mrcheese8051
Read the title again. It clearly says "Night of nights", not "Night of knights".
@@squared2178 that's the title of the video not the actual song
0:30 LMAOAOOOOO THE TEXT
"crazy shit"
"You have unlocked sakuya as a playable character
nah,she's a girl......oh next up is spiderma- *100% all spiderman games* ......
Yes, this is Jesus. What do you want?
emmanuel minaya ...
Fredrik Löfstedt
emmanuel minaya
666 likes is coming soon xD
W3eaboo well...
The fact that he's doing all that with just one finger is killing me
2
ProteinKaka he uses two to help him but he presses it with one
That's his power at 10%
Mighty Chuck He could use one finger but the energy would destroy the phone
Actually it says it’s sped up 50%
I, as a Touhou fan, will not allow this meme to die
2023:
@@zenkith_ its still recommanded
I got it recommended just now@@Finaldo_number_1
>memes dying
Go back to R*ddit and stay there
@@ANukeWithLegs *[insert obligatory "You must be very fun at parties" reply here]*
He actually ended up calling Sakuya
She got confused but answered the call, they talk every now and then
Legit all of Gensokyo found out what happened and we all have a good laugh over it, funny stuff you know
I mean we are from different worlds but what the fuck
Lol
how the fuck
Return the bloody books.
The good ending.
nobody:
the actors in hacker movies:
and I'm in!
I'm in (shows random text scrolling down screen in green)
@@sonicfastfoodenjoyer it's just the entire movie script for sharknado 2
@@linkly9272 *The bee movie script
"A Gigabyte of ram should do the trick"
THIS GUY DOES NOT NEED AN UMBRELLA
HE BLOCKS THE RAIN WITH ONLY ONE FINGER
Nah he dodges all of it without bombs
I know I'm gonna screw this up, because I don't quite remember it, but,
*8 trigrams, 64 palm rotation*
xPxnda that’s why it’s called a joke
S t a r F i n g u h
Yes
Basically he is just calling someone on Lunatic mode
I listening to this at 11:58 doing an essay due at 12:00. I am 75% done in four minutes.
Fear me.
how did it go
@@Noiyu finished it and got a 94%
nice
I can top that, I had an exam with 30 questions to do within 20 minutes, finished it with literally 5 seconds left before the deadline
Fear me
@@maotio how'd you do
Password: *weak*
Password: 26563465432656346112656346543265634611...
"Password must contain at least one uppercase letter"
Me slaps pc
twotothehalf *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- **_WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUU_*
i comment this at 666 likes
@@twotothehalf3725 SECURITY TIP, i think that is STILL a good idea from a security side of things. A modern computer can EASLY crunch through a series of numbers from 1 to X numbers. When you add a letter tho (and even better a combination of BOTH uppercase letters, lowercase letters and numbers combined) that adds A LOT of stuff for the computer to guess. For example: Where to put the letter, Is it uppercase or lowercase? So yeah, even if you put A TON of numbers you should probably still use at least 1 letter xd
Boys: Piano
Men: *A P H O N E*
**Gio piano theme plays**
I, Giorno Giovanna, won't forgive phones
Kore wa, Requiem...da
Slappers: BASS
Hotel: Trivago
YES !
A *T E L E P H O N E*
Sakuya: Why are you calling me at 3 am in the morning?
The doctor calculating his service bill:
Person 1: what’s the Wi-Fi password?
Person 2: *shows this video*
Gg
Person 3: Well..
Person 5: goodbye cruel world
Leontine Ketting fuck you
Sorry, your password is too weak. Must contain at least one uppercase and one lowercase letter.
Me: I dare someone to be able to crack it.
Ok guys here’s a simple red stone tutorial
*The tutorial:*
Why is that so true 😂😂😂
I Know Right?! Lmao
True!
Mumbo Jumbo: it's actually quite simple-
@@Gwynn76 but it is simple
Why is this just now in my recomemded? THIS IS AWESOME!
my boyfriend uploaded this. proud of you Ilja!!!
can you tell me something about him?
yes
@@user-x1dgr9dwn2 no
hi bbg@@vintracerizo2843
@@vintracerizo2843 how do we expect to believe u then...
Picks up phone
"Hello this is Patrick"
`no this is sparta
+Mistah Mew NO, THIS IS TETO
+Dot Blank Metro P JAJAJAJAJAJA best answer ever
noooo
this is gospel
Picks up phone
YOU HAVE ENTERED THE ILUMINATY
Breaking News: Man calls every single person at the same time. Even people without phones.
This makes me laugh for hours
@@plattv.2250 you prob suffocate
Dororororo
@@riicuo that was I was gonna say XD
@@riicuo KONO DIO DA!!!
Cookiezi: *Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!*
h u h
@@TheBestFormOfHumor c h e e s u s
"You have called [Sakuya], is this name correct?"
How panicked people call 911
kek
lol
*How otaku call 911
"ᏆhᎬ ᏞᎾsᏆ ᎶᎾᎠ Ꮎf ᎠᎪᏒᏦᏁᎬᏕᏕ" ᎪfᏆᎬᏒmᎪᏆh fuck off weeaboo
+Rei Na thank you lol.
no one gonna mention this mad lad broke into donkey kong hammer music and slipped right back into the actual song lmaoooo
0:44
I knew it already but i didnt look at this comment i had to listen closely and BOOOM i was shock that it was
E X P A N D D O N G
@Mig 1319 *E X P A N D K O N G*
Oh hey richie didn't expect to see you here
Bro gotta train the whole life for this 😭
when sakuya said that she wanted a long and secret number :
This is the launch code for all of Japan's rockets.
lul
yee
I find it more of a joke that Japan has missiles
^Plot *Twost* ! Their intention is that we are not aware that they have it all along
wait
japan had missiles?
"What instrument do you play?"
"The telephone."
"what?"
"DID I FUCKING STUTTER?"
EdgedPixel I love how quickly you escalated it.
No patrick, the phone is not an instrument.
Sobergrey i playa a peaper:v literali
Sobergrey I play the dispenser.
“There’s no fucking way this could be pulled off.”
“god damn”
the 50% scrolling across the bottom is how much of his power this took
Girls texting in the early 2000’s like
@@stars227 lol same story but with me...
* Some one wrote me some bad words in whatsapp *
Me: I'M SPEEEED...
Ahh good old time typing in a rush with bae with my abcd keyboard siemen
Stars227 yeah no
Ok boomer
Lmao me I was quick
When pizza is 90% off
@A Child of God and a free drink
And free chicken and bread sticks
LMAOOOOOO
And free choc pizza
8 more
i like the “screw you” that scrolls by
same
For some reason that finger looks like an alien to me...
Set this as your phone password
and then you need 999 minutes to enter this... lmao)
@@user-rw6cz6xl4v 1:49 minutes
use like 2 minutes to unlock it.
@@sleepyhirune but ima osu player, not telephone-guy XD
My Friend: So, when are we gonna play that one game?
Me: *Deep breath* 65748272637485857668282726366657474949575756448585757484929283774657595007978686656453425253477569797997989786757463535252485896979797878786757474636353536363636366474748585869699797878686785746362526273838596969546346118695857484949493993929385757656723456664878846758735748673485874358874389583343389589858334384529839584825889423985384298573245987324589734258983248832485982324952832498582324898324579823498572349875232497532498573248957324798524375982987534257982438957234579832457893248597324598985732487952489752348957324895732489572348957324897532489752349587432579832587923457982349578234897523497853249758769480
0:30 that screw you flying on the screen is killing me every time i see it
*Amazing cover playing*
Random niconico user: SCREW YOU
its there to keep the viewer on his toes
@It Was Me Dio!! Step 6 is 'Press 4' upon analysis :)
1:14
@22leoa45892 No
É o visionário não tem jeito 🔥🔥
I wonder how this got in my recommendation 9 years later
"What's the WiFi password?"
"It's on the back of the router"
The back of the router
I have the same comment bru ;-;
universal experience
I felt that
routerlogin.net for NETGEAR
192.168.1.1 for a lot of others
10.0.0.1 for XFINITY gateway
They are your friend
Like 1000
the guy in the movie defusing the bomb with 2 seconds left on the timer:
its gonna blow up! i mean its underrated rn
But this minute is over a minute long, which makes your comment more accurate because time in movies make no sense
Even more true if its in 2x speed
I am a rat playing a flute
@@keklol9707 . I am a rat playing a flute
This must be an important phone call.
You know it's a fire video when it came out 10 years ago
But if you are one of the first 100 to call...
This dude:
this bruh all 100 calling
Lol
He calls at the first second x100
He makes all 100 first calls
:(
-What is your favorite instrument?
+It's complicated
Çamaşır suyu ok guy whos name is bleach in english
Go to istiklal mahkemeleri
Ismet Inonu lazımsınız İsmet Bey
mayonnaise
Mine's mayonnaise.
"hello?"
"is this Sakuya?"
"how do you kno-"
Activating level select in Sonic 3 alone
Girlfriend: Show me what those fingers can do babe...
Him: *Gets the phone*
Underrated
This is so underrated lmao
True
*wheeze*
Girl: ayo what the hell
Nobody:
Captchas when signing up to Club Penguin:
more like Roblox captchas am I right?
@@tntthx that shits ez...
@@tntthx those ate ez
@@amonkey4707 there was one the community couldn't access, it was a squid that was square.
@@totally.normal hehhh??
I found this video by chance over half a decade ago and I'm so glad it's still here
Tetris players: I have the fastest pieces per second, and I can press really fast
Osu players: I click so fast noone would be match for me! >:D
Phone guy who really loves Touhou: I am an alien for you guys and boi you guys are so slow
0:47 "i taught them how to do this."
Your telling me.... *that there are 2 person in the world that can do this?*
The other one is probably Sakuya
This is getting out of hands, now there are 2 of them
Yes. 2 person indeed.
AT LEAST 2 person that can do this
*Coughs*
Yeah... No more than 2 though...
0:45 he squeezes donkey kong's hammer theme in.
*how much power does he hold.*
Ik
the hammer theme is meme in japan.
Lmaoo
Lmaooo
Lmaoooo
Welcome, newcomers... to the potential of the Touhou community.
"Can I use your phone real quick?"
"Yeah, sure. Let me just-'
BOMB HAS BEEN DEFUSED
Under rated comment
One Year Later: Well I suppose this statement doesent hold up anymore does it now?
^
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
Best: omg I'm laughing
T side must have gone through hell memorizing the bomb code
If you ever wanted to know what Sakuya's number was.
Callum Cool "Invalid number"
*OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*
Winged Supernova This is really a Luna Dial
What am I missing here?
*calls*
*get stabbed*
Nobody:
Rhythm Gamers Unlocking Their Phone:
viewing the original with all the comments added since the upload of this is an... experience
Everybody gangsta till someone actually picks up the phone
This is cursed
god picks it up
Sakuya would be mad.
Oh fuck sakuya picked u-
Lmao
*_"Yes,Scarlet Mansion,Izayoi Speaking"_*
"H- Hello? HoW bIg iS yOuR cHeSt PaDs?"
@@moisesgutierrez5946 can i call the fbi
yes. yes you can
Note: we don't know the age of Sakuya.
sakuya is 216 years old if we take that and we converted to real life years she's 16 years old how do I know this i ask patchouli
Man can make me vibe all day
TH-cam reccomendations at it again serving me fire content from like 10 years ago, LETS GOOOOOO
me when i find obama's phone number
High Quality Uploads omg bro that’s racist bruh 😳
High Quality Uploads not funny didn’t laugh
High Quality Uploads bro you can’t say that my mom checks my phone!!!!!!!!
How many times do I have to tell you! Obama. Was Never. REAL! 😤
@High Quality Uploads bro im shaking and crying rn
It's all fun and games until he accidentally presses call and Sakuya picks up
"who tf is calling me"
"I played Nights of Nights in Phone"
lol
*Y E S*
3 am challenge??? what happens next is shocking 😱😱😱😱😱
meoww
2023 almost 2024 still better than most stuffs on internet, keep the clips live forever
This is truely incredible
This guy is as fast as the guy who builds LEGO in LEGO commercials
Underrated
BUILD THE NEW RESCUE HELLICOPTER
HEY
A MAN HAS FALLEN
@@MansMan42069 lower the lifeline
bro this guy gonna contact anime girls one day i tell you
@Super Crackers I have a huge penis
I dont get the pp comments
@@matiaslugo3345 Huge... Under a microscope.
to much pp chemical
smol pp
"screw you" -flying text at the top of the video between duration 0:30 and 0:35
GOD AND HE DID IT ON A SINGLE HAND
Sakuya: "How did you get this number?"
Bryan Merrill lol
OH GOD OH YES
We humans still got skill!
I played your theme on me phone
Sorry to ruin ur 420 likes
1:14 if you look at the top, you will see crazy shit.
I love the early 2000s internet
R/technicallythetruth
Crazy shit indeed.
Lmao
@@poopconsumer0 yeee
The comments are one of the two reasons I go on NND at all.
*" They dont call me magic fingers for nothin' "*
Now this is pure skill
The japanese on the bottom says that the video was sped up by 50%
Still impressive lmao
play on 0.75, thats the original speed
@@wladfan And it’s still quite impressive frankly. I don’t think I’d have the patience to learn how to do it at that speed even
It says it was sped up by 50% and they made it back to the normal speed
this just means it was recorded at slower speed and then speed up again to match the original songs tempo
@@user-nh2or2sq6w So.. , is that mean He using Uno reverse card twice???
If this guy gets papercuts, the paper apologizes.
It would even turn into a fucking band aid
this man is god
@@mozzarellasquared nope, he's what killed him.
What
His finger doesn't get papercuts, his finger cuts paper
*Presses The Call Button*
"Sir this is a Wendy's how may I help you?"
This guy better not do this at 3am cuz he will summon every touhou boss at the same time
"What's the password?"
"Nights of Nights."
""What do you mean by tha-"
_"Nights of Nights."_
" *proceeds to play nights of nights in a phone* "
Also 222 likes not gonna ruin it
*types in night of nights* what its not working
This guy:oh thats no what i mean lemme do it for you...
727 likes... let's leave it
Unfunny asf
"screw you" "I Taught them how to do this" "crazy shit"
Those subliminal messages scare me
lol they are comments on the original site
niconico lol
what?
666 likes
I think it’s just toddlers who tried this but failed miserably and got so mad that they tried to claim credit. “tHiS wAs mY vIdEo!”
Absolute legend
*You can now play as Dio*
The math test: *Started*
Me: *Struggle to write my name*
The Asian kid:
Nguyen Duc Hung lmao I'm Asian but so far most of my class struggles with it as well
Let’s keep this comment 420 likes
I MADE IT 669 LIKES
@@random-mister912 i made it 670
That's one long ass name he's writing
*"So what instrument do you play?"*
*"The phone"*
*"Like, the saxophone?"*
*"No, the phone"*
*bring me the phone*
@@Trazor_ *let me show you how i really play the phone*
"You can't play the phone it's not an instrument"
"Watch me"
you shouldve type "No, the telephone"
Wait, so you mean that when I have my phone between my hands I'm actually playing music ? MOM I'M FINALLY SKILLED AT SOMETHING !!!
Jimmy ! Jimmy ! God Jimmy , how many times did i tell you to stop playing Nights Of Nights in class to impress the girls?
An entire decade later and I too join those who are here to watch this guy absolutely pop off
Legends say this might actually be Sakuya’s phone number.
I tried
My telephone line was unable to handle this
I'll try again in the future once service guys repair it
Hey Sakuya, nothing will stop me from calling you
At least nothing except Sakuya's own time stop lol
weird that she has such a long number... it's almost like she padded it ou-
Mana Wata *REIMU* : You’re not the only one who can stop time.
Homura Akemi of Koumakan Kurumi: *laughs in time control*
-Yes this is Jesus,how can I help you my child?
LMFAO
Nadia Andreeva XD
Нн Аа can you send me in to a video game?
I WAS GOING TO CALL SAKUYA-SAN NOT U !+3#(*$?%!&9$4
YU CANT CANT CALL ME!
i think...
MY NUMBER IS LONGER THAN YOU TOUGH
this is the song that i wanted, not the stupid tohou one
This is a banger right here