LGR - Harvester - DOS PC Game Review

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  • @pushinguproses
    @pushinguproses 11 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I do like a lot of the adult themes in this game. First couple discs actually intrigued me; I liked the simulated 1950s setting and the super weird characters, and the gameplay wasn't too bad. The second half of the game left me completely cold. :| The combat was downright tedious. For me, getting to the end was worth it, despite horrible sidescrolling.

    • @poppapiltch5601
      @poppapiltch5601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ya

    • @farcry223
      @farcry223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @kellysmith7357
      @kellysmith7357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      **replying to eight year old comment**

    • @DirtyRottenTaylor
      @DirtyRottenTaylor 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kellysmith7357 *Same.
      I love your content Roses!!

    • @schlockfather
      @schlockfather 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The combat isn't even that bad. Just save your gun for any enemy that uses a gun. It's really simple.

  • @store_brand
    @store_brand 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1168

    "I'd say this is a death by natural causes."
    "...natural causes?!"
    "You can't live without a spinal cord, son."

    • @darisucc7749
      @darisucc7749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      N A T U R A L
      C A U S E S ?

    • @trekaddict
      @trekaddict 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Well, technically that's true...

    • @MaxUltimata
      @MaxUltimata 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The better part is the line before that, Mrs. Pottsdam asks if it was suicide.

    • @andrewpliakis
      @andrewpliakis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Nothing unnatural about that.

    • @solaufein1374
      @solaufein1374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The most memorable quote

  • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
    @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I think one of the best scenes I've ever seen in an exploitative violent work such as this is when the Sheriff arrests you, takes you home, then puts you to bed, tucks you in and kisses you on the forehead.
    I was COMPLETELY unprepared for that scene.

  • @Calculon1712
    @Calculon1712 10 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    Harvester is now available on GOG for $5.99 and its the uncensored version

    • @toothlesstoe
      @toothlesstoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why would there ever be a censored version? That's so fucking stupid!

    • @nathanclark2424
      @nathanclark2424 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@toothlesstoe the censored version is just half the game with half the plot.
      JOKING IM JOKING

    • @aaadj2744
      @aaadj2744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @John Socoloski
      A digital storefront that selling a classic game digitally

    • @Amalekites
      @Amalekites 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aaadj2744 Only 1 game?

    • @aaadj2744
      @aaadj2744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Amalekites
      What do you mean 1 game ?? They sell many

  • @NeverendingOpera
    @NeverendingOpera 11 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    "Natural Causes?"
    "Can't live without a spinal chord, son."
    Classic!

    • @WatanabeNoTsuna.
      @WatanabeNoTsuna. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I could have lived my entire life without trying to learn the F chord, though...

  • @pushinguproses
    @pushinguproses 11 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I like Phantasmagoria, but I don't find it too comparable. Though both FMV games, Phantasmagoria hardly has any satirical undertones and really doesn't make, or even attempt to make, any profound statements. I liked IHNMaIMS, even though it also had a lot of glitchy/design issues. I think Harvester could have been a lot deeper if it were designed/performed better.

  • @LGR
    @LGR  11 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Indeed. Sums up the whole game really: just insane. I could hardly believe the madness I was seeing at times, and the utter absurdity of it all just made me want to continue.

  • @MegaTNT32
    @MegaTNT32 9 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    **Explodes aggresivily*
    Doctor: "Death of natural causes."
    Other Person in room: "How the fuck is that natural causes?"
    Doctor: "Ye can't live without a spine."
    Other Person in room: "You're a terrible doctor."
    Doctor: "Yup, natural causes."

    • @kittythemouse6988
      @kittythemouse6988 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +MegaTNT32 you can't survive an operation by a terrible Doctor son

    • @kazoo3434
      @kazoo3434 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's Sheriff Dwayne, not a doctor

  • @tonygalati2672
    @tonygalati2672 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    The actor Kurt Kistler who plays Steve was arrested for possession of CP, and in his mugshot, he's wearing the same blue shirt from the game.

    • @AzrealTheDemon
      @AzrealTheDemon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      he really was a "kidder"

  • @spitfireuk11
    @spitfireuk11 10 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    It's things like this that keep bringing me back to TH-cam

  • @KoopaKid2000
    @KoopaKid2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Harvester is so weird that I love it. I saw Joel from Vinesauce play the whole thing and it was so interesting. The surprises were just brilliant.

    • @bobby3234
      @bobby3234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The chat kind of spoiled a lot to him though. Consider watching longplay instead.

    • @RobertoFornaro
      @RobertoFornaro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      MY MEAT!!

    • @Infinite_Jester
      @Infinite_Jester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched Grimith and Lethalfeline play it. Quite enjoyable.

    • @sophiacristina
      @sophiacristina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg, if you kill the actor after the TV station is burned. He becomes piles of ashes, that is a brilliant surprise, omg...

  • @LGR
    @LGR  11 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    What would you like me to do about it, exactly?
    My channel is my channel: I do what interests me and cover things I'm into that week. That's too bad for you I guess, but I don't tailor my videos to your interests. That's the beauty of TH-cam: if you don't like something, you can go and watch something else. Or wait until the channel you watch does something you like.
    If you still wanna complain, the least you can do is say what you WOULD like to see. Otherwise, how am I supposed to know?

    • @sophiacristina
      @sophiacristina 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those people which complain about everything are the worst of the earth, nobody likes them.

  • @PerryMason123
    @PerryMason123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    All this time I never noticed the "GEIN MEMORIAL" on the banner at the bake sale. That's downright dark

    • @6hypnone
      @6hypnone 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Creepy af

    • @Alevamltd
      @Alevamltd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      O_O

  • @brbbiobreak
    @brbbiobreak 11 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    02:25
    They stuck a 6 year old in a crib
    and refused to give him a blanket
    and the crib is in the kitchen.

  • @philv2529
    @philv2529 9 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    an ultraviolent video game criticising violence in media.

    • @gallusgallusdomesticus281
      @gallusgallusdomesticus281 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Phil V You would think it's just satire.

    • @davidkyo1985
      @davidkyo1985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Spec Ops: The Line or Hotline Miami also come to mind.

    • @malopez3779
      @malopez3779 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It's less critisicsm and more social commentary

    • @bryanadkins6776
      @bryanadkins6776 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      or it could be criticizing the idea that violence in media creates really word violence.

    • @lazyrobbie1033
      @lazyrobbie1033 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ever seen Videodrome? Satires usually do this

  • @FLlTTER
    @FLlTTER 10 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Partner rating: No mature content"
    yea ok

  • @SantuXD6
    @SantuXD6 11 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    "Neeeturaaal causeeeees?"

  • @JPlatinum333
    @JPlatinum333 10 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I first found out about this game through Retsupurae's commentary on it (which I definitely recommend watching if you have a few hours worth of spare time). As much as I loved seeing those guys tear this game apart, I still think the concept of this game was quite interesting and it certainly seems worth checking out in spite of its flaws.

    • @julielloyd8120
      @julielloyd8120 10 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      To me it seemed like Slowbeef was actually legitimately interested in it.

    • @bobby3234
      @bobby3234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just watched longplay of it, it went like a breeze.

  • @thomasfang7120
    @thomasfang7120 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    LGR, hello from another North Carolinian!
    This has become one of my favorite channels. I've gotten a huge appreciation for game manuals thanks to your channel.
    I see that you have Darkseed II. If you ever feel like it, I would love to see a review of it.
    Thanks for all the hours of entertainment!

  • @Jordan4Ibanez
    @Jordan4Ibanez 11 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "You can't live without a spinal chord, son."
    Words to live by in your daily life.

    • @sophiacristina
      @sophiacristina 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That is why i keep it in place!

  • @BendingInTheWind
    @BendingInTheWind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "...if this guy can get an acting gig, then so can you!" Haha!

  • @wooterz
    @wooterz 11 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Well you always were a kidder, LGR.

  • @pushinguproses
    @pushinguproses 11 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Maybe they designed the game's box first? I don't recall seeing that..

  • @LRD-p8w
    @LRD-p8w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Wait until you find out what the the actor who played the main character did, truly a monster

    • @flyingbearcrap1121
      @flyingbearcrap1121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He always was a kidder

    • @ghostflxwer
      @ghostflxwer 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@flyingbearcrap1121 kiddy diddler*

    • @snarkasticdouche3863
      @snarkasticdouche3863 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ghostflxwer You always were a kiddler, Steve.

    • @Chinothebad
      @Chinothebad ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you always were a diddler, Steve.
      Also side note, it makes situation in finding Karin dark in a different way.

    • @tonygalati2672
      @tonygalati2672 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He was wearing the outfit from the game in his mugshot.

  • @theunbearablejuan
    @theunbearablejuan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I think this game is a diamond in the rough. The combat is clunky, it's very buggy and some of the acting is just horrendous but somehow the game's atmosphere and characters make it enjoyable. Some of the scenes are genuinely disturbing and the David Lynch + gore theme of the game works great.
    Now.. GOG, where's my DRM free version of the game?

    • @AssaulteedOne
      @AssaulteedOne 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It's there, today, for $5.99!

    • @kendallmoore3936
      @kendallmoore3936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blue Velvet meets Twin Peaks methinks.

  • @predcon1
    @predcon1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I like how you have Darkseed II front-and-center during the box shot.

    • @LGR
      @LGR  8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They remind me a lot of each other :)

    • @predcon1
      @predcon1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Lazy Game Reviews Sure, in that "Mom says 'Hi' to you in the kitchen right before her head explodes" sort of way.

    • @floopsfooglyfunhouse8797
      @floopsfooglyfunhouse8797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Lazy Game Reviews You should do a video on the darkseed games!

  • @LGR
    @LGR  11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Good point. This being a PC-exclusive, and one that failed commercially, it wouldn't get quite as much exposure even if it had come out during that whole debacle.

  • @scooter4196
    @scooter4196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "You can't live without a spinal cord son." Thanks for the info. I never knew 😂

  • @sm4sh3d
    @sm4sh3d 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    One of my favorite games from when I was young (I was 14 when this got released), fantastic quirky dark humor (the sheriff is just awesome), interesting social commentary on violence and a very sick David Lynch like atmosphere for most of the game. I don't even mind the things ramping up to pure gore in the last act, but I understand why some people don't like that. A must buy, and it's crazy that nobody ever tried to bring up a similar atmosphere in a game since then.

  • @naipeadicto
    @naipeadicto 11 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "You can't live without a spinal cord son" -best line ever. Great review!

  • @nicolashrv
    @nicolashrv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    From the creators of Itchie and Scratchie's "You need a heart to live" comes "You can't live without a spinal cord"

  • @LGR
    @LGR  11 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Indeed I have, beat it recently actually. It is fantastic.

  • @RandomAcronyms
    @RandomAcronyms 11 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I read "Postal 2" as "Portal 2" and did a double take.

  • @ravick007
    @ravick007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The sergeant-at-arms is clearly a relative to the demon narrating the stuff in Doom 2016.

  • @edelgardw.4760
    @edelgardw.4760 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    At 3:33 does the sign say "Gein Memorial"? Like Ed Gein?

    • @ashwath5733
      @ashwath5733 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ren Hork Mhm

    • @Vandal_Savage
      @Vandal_Savage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Ren Hork Come looking for this comment and wasn't disappointed
      :)

  • @jettblack2977
    @jettblack2977 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I knew this game seemed oddly familiar and now I know why, I use to have it. I don't think I had all 3 discs and I never played it, but I remember looking into it and seeing some of the intro. These kinds of games should REALLY be brought back especially if people want to give it a more movie/realistic feel. Plus I never got to play one and I think I'd enjoy it.

  • @Quimbyrbg
    @Quimbyrbg 11 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "You can't live without a spinal cord, son"
    Now I want that as a motivational poster.
    Words to live by.

  • @BClocals
    @BClocals 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Bought harvester for $1 on steam. Worth every penny. I do miss the days of live action scenes in older games like this.

  • @LGR
    @LGR  11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Honestly, if you're that desperate to see the ending, you can watch any number of the dozens of other videos showing such things :)

  • @bigalsretroroom
    @bigalsretroroom 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Me commenting on a 10 year old video after discovering this game on another channel who played through the entire thing. I loved how weird and disturbing this game was, and the twist at the end was so campy and great.

  • @LGR
    @LGR  11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It'll happen, just not sure when. Hopefully soon!

  • @TVindustries5000
    @TVindustries5000 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "you always were a kidder Steve!"

  • @MaximumRD
    @MaximumRD 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Ha awesome review as always man! Not surprising I was looking for videos since it just became available on GOG for $5.99! Seeing it was one of your reviews was a bonus.

  • @korynnininm
    @korynnininm 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm a fat high school clarinet player. And yes I did leave it there.

  • @TyphoidBryan
    @TyphoidBryan 10 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Harvester 2: Still a Kidder. Not a bad sequel, but I much prefer Harvester 3: Revenge of Margot Kidder.

  • @sbcinema
    @sbcinema 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love this full Motion Video Games

  • @BloomnBruin
    @BloomnBruin 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The guy who was the actor for Steve actually has his own website called "Kistler Creative". He has a section of his site documenting what he remembers about being involved in it.

  • @laurab6146
    @laurab6146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:57 LGR's mortal enemy "41% off packing peanuts" The town is out to get you XD

  • @BigDaddyZakk420
    @BigDaddyZakk420 10 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Dude, did you leave a review on GOG ?
    Because I swear to god I just read your review, verbatim, on there like ten minutes ago. Complete with West World and Stepford Wives references.
    Anyway, great review, regardless.

    • @LGR
      @LGR  10 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Yup, did you check the username of that review? :) It's the same as here!

    • @BigDaddyZakk420
      @BigDaddyZakk420 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Lazy Game Reviews Ahhh ! Haha, didn't even notice, man.
      Shows how oblivious I am : )

    • @Manofculturee
      @Manofculturee 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Lazy Game Reviews when yo will do an review...of messiah!! come on man this one is a classic i thought u were the school of past video gaming hahaha :P

    • @peppefrasca5179
      @peppefrasca5179 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      si porco dio!

  • @A_Dopamine_Molecule
    @A_Dopamine_Molecule 10 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Retsupurae did an amazing LP of this.

  • @SumGameNerd326
    @SumGameNerd326 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God this game just keeps on reminding me of Darkseed.

    • @PenguinDT
      @PenguinDT 11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Now there's a game that needs a GOG re-release. Or even better, a HD remake or a sequel; Seriously; Put it on Kickstarter and I'll sell half of my property just to back it!

  • @bobsaggat
    @bobsaggat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    SPOIL THE ENDINGS! I WILL NEVER PLAY THIS BUT I AM CURIOUS

    • @Tybron
      @Tybron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Well alright then.
      ****ENDINGS SPOILER AHEAD!!*****
      After climbing to the very top floor of the Lodge, Steve is presented with the truth about the town of Harvest: That it's a virtual reality simulation created by a cult called the Harvesters to create serial killers through nurturing their sociopathic, sadistic tendencies. It's why everything in Harvest is so weird and gory, why the people are so strange (They're just AI programs) and why you were required to do more and more horrible things to innocent people to advance to the Lodge. You're given the choice to either kill the other only real person in the simulation (your fiancee Stephanie) or to marry Stephanie and live out your life in the town of Harvest, in which case they'll also pull your life support. If you choose the first option, Steve gets to murder his helpless fiancee, rip out her spine almost precisely like Sub-Zero's fatality in Mortal Kombat 1, say "Wow. That was neat!" and wakes up in the Harvester facility, now a fully indoctrinated serial killer. He hitches a ride home from the facility, kills the woman that picks him up with a hidden knife, and is then seen at home playing Harvester. His mom says "Violence in media can make you violent" to which he replies "That's bullshit, mom!", she replies "No it's not, why do you think they edited the violence out of those Road Runner cartoons?" Steve find the comparison hilarious, and laughs evilly. The camera pans down his throat to show the unwitting murder victim's finger in his stomach still wearing her ring, revealing that after slaughtering her in her car, he actually ate that finger. Credits roll.
      If you choose NOT to kill Stephanie, Steve marries her (with the monk as their pastor), buys a house, has a kid in the simulation and lives the rest of his life out happily with Stephanie in Harvest (even if it was only a few minutes in the real world). We then see the engineers cutting Steve's life support, and as he twitches in his death throes, expressing their disappointment at having failed to turn a young innocent man into a serial killer by using violent video games. One says "What a waste, this kid could've been something." "Never look back. We've got two more coming in." "There's gotta be a better way to develop these serial killers." "This is scientific. You want we should go back to the old way?" "What old way?" "Good breeding." They then laugh evilly as we see Steve and Stephanie flatline. Credits roll.

  • @CaptainSouthbird
    @CaptainSouthbird 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You can't live without a spinal cord, son." The disc #3 failure of gameplay seems unfortunate, and I know from old Lucas Arts titles that "battles" can be implemented in a way that fits the original P&C Adventure style without resorting to a huge deviation. (Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis did push this a little bit with the Nazi fights, but at least there was usually a clever way to do it.) Seems like with a little more thought this could have been a truly perfect/unique piece of P&C Adventure.

  • @LGR
    @LGR  11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes, I'm a part of them. I'm listed on their channel, go check if you'd like!

  • @what_now_
    @what_now_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you so much for introducing this game to me. Has a huge David Lynch/Twin Peaks sort of surrealism hanging over it. Skipped this game when I was younger, happy to be on board the crazy train now!

  • @spinlathes9288
    @spinlathes9288 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're doing great, you show me all kinds of cool games and hardware I'd never know about otherwise. This Harvester piece is a perfect example! I actually went and watched a full 5 hours lets play thanks to you.
    I've watched at least 80% of your videos and have almost nothing but praise.

  • @ScreenHardy
    @ScreenHardy 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    your page is now easily one of my favorite accounts on here, thank you.

  • @koolaidman10574
    @koolaidman10574 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Found out about this game around a decade or two ago and you gotta love it from a distance

  • @MFHOOD56
    @MFHOOD56 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm so glad you did a review on this. Such a cult hit.

  • @lydiabyron1801
    @lydiabyron1801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I feel like it might be put on these gore lists because even though it's a little anti-climatic with the actual blood and guts, you've got the townsfolk behaving so horrible throughout (Especially with the horror of Steve's father and the cruel headmistress) that even though it doesn't reach the usual standards of body horror its so eerie that its still a really harrowing experience

  • @leoz96
    @leoz96 11 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hey LGR, why not review Darkseed and its sequel?

  • @maxderp5997
    @maxderp5997 11 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Is the main character of this game, Steve Mason, Harry Mason's relative?? You know from the first silent hill game o-o

  • @DivineBloodline
    @DivineBloodline 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    LGR, not sure if that was a Caboose (RVB) you pulled, but sounded like it to me... Made me quite happy so thank you sir.

  • @Llirik13
    @Llirik13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wtf? Why this game looks SO MUCH BETTER than any modern "interactive movies"?

    • @jbfarley
      @jbfarley 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It isn't

  • @limprlu
    @limprlu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hi! Can you review Phantasmagoria 1 & 2? Thanks for all the videos, I love your channel!

  • @ScoopexUs
    @ScoopexUs 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Put a smile on my face even though I'll never play adventure games due to time consumption etc. And this is not a lazy game review at all :)

  • @warrenbeattysnose
    @warrenbeattysnose ปีที่แล้ว

    Gree up playing point and click adventure games in the 90s, but missed this one. I played it about a year ago and had a blast!

  • @dwarfbunni
    @dwarfbunni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I watched a playthrough of this and loved the hell out of it so I watched the same person do phantasmagoria after and in comparison it actually bored me a bit, the weird aethstetic of harvester was so out there that I just had to laugh, which now that I think about it "probably says more about me"

  • @captaincrit8654
    @captaincrit8654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s on Steam now!

  • @MDSoldierGEIST
    @MDSoldierGEIST 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Excellent review, one of my favourite classic adventure games. Army Base General is such a memorable character.

  • @LGR
    @LGR  11 ปีที่แล้ว

    I most certainly would. Not anytime super soon, but someday!

  • @timinou9915
    @timinou9915 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really , really dont like point and click adventure games , but this one got me hooked.
    I had to use a guide to get at the lodge part and gave up on the action part.
    Even with infinite ammo , its was a bit much.
    The ambiance and voice acting in this game is just incredible.
    Thanks for your review, might give me the courage to finish it someday.

  • @NonNewtonianAnything
    @NonNewtonianAnything 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "He then puts on his shirt, so as not to completely blind you."
    Classic, hilarious LGR! :)

  • @PandaWeight
    @PandaWeight 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great review! I really was obsessed with this game in the mid 90s

  • @SlavaisFilth
    @SlavaisFilth 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your humour gets better with every new video, keep amazing stuff going, Clint!

  • @crzybrit8150
    @crzybrit8150 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You can't live without a spinal cord son"
    Duane Dwyane - 1996

  • @typhusthetravler
    @typhusthetravler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "you should probably grow a spine"
    I think this is the edgiest comment I've ever heard in one of your videos. lol

  • @dorpth
    @dorpth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I heard someone perfectly sum up this game: Roger Corman's Twin Peaks

    • @LGR
      @LGR  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha! I'll have to remember that one.

  • @LGR
    @LGR  11 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A second channel? I see no reason to do that when I could just upload such a thing to this channel and be done with it.
    However, I don't plan on doing that anytime soon, especially when there are plenty of other awesome videos that do already. There's a great "DOSBox 101" video by PushingUpRoses, for instance.

  • @somasaysmeep8281
    @somasaysmeep8281 10 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I wonder what a remake of this game would be like :/

    • @JazGalaxy
      @JazGalaxy 9 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'd imagine not nearly as good. I don't feel like modern people appreciate the level of vagueness and imagaintion required from mid-ninties PC games. TO paraphrase a really great essay I read one time, modern gamers say they want "story", but whey they tend to mean by "Story" is that they want lots of explaining.

    • @angelived
      @angelived 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      homelessEh no not really. Alan Wake is no where near as surreal as harvester, near as violent and doesn't make any social commentaries while harvest is full of them.

    • @angelived
      @angelived 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** I have and I admit though its not sequel to harvester either, Yes its psychological and make statements but the styles are too drastically different in every single way. That does not fit either.

    • @angelived
      @angelived 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** except the style in well everything is completely different as well. also the horror from I have no mouth and I must scream is more of subtlety and the darkness of human nature while harvester uses vast amounts of gore and violence to make its point. I have no mouth and I must scream doesn't use gore or violence really at all.

    • @kittythemouse6988
      @kittythemouse6988 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +SomaSaysMeep personally, I'd prefer a sequel to a remake, or if they were going to remake it, they could give the lodge monsters less meth and let us murder Hank.

  • @KidpandaAG
    @KidpandaAG 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great review again brotha. Love the deep insight into your reviews and the nostalgia when there!

  • @Sublev
    @Sublev 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    The impression of the robed guy kinda reminded me of Inspector Gadget's villain... I almost expected to hear "NEXT TIME GADGEEEEETTT!!!"

  • @MrEk0o
    @MrEk0o 11 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    great review sir! is Sanitatium also on your list to review in the future?

  • @BadBoyBobby85
    @BadBoyBobby85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My grandma makes that same Dr claw voice, like the house bunny.
    Phantasmagoria wasn't gory, it was disturbing. Like a psychological thriller

  • @tidusx665
    @tidusx665 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hey LGR! Have you ever played the point and click X-Files game? Would love to see a review on that game. It's on pc and ps1!

  • @savornsok
    @savornsok 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been searching for this game for so long!!! I remember playing this years ago. Thank Lazy Game Review.

    • @LodgeLevel4
      @LodgeLevel4 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +TheReal Sok Welcome to watch "The Harvester Show" :)

  • @FrankLoon
    @FrankLoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The wine bottle wife murder in Phantasmagoria is not something you forget just like that... Glad you mentioned it too, I was getting Phantasmagoria/Sanitarium vibes from this game.

  • @cratecruncher6687
    @cratecruncher6687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bought this on GOG last year and thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it. Yes it was cheesy and awkward but so weird that I never have played anything so unpredictable in 20 years of gaming.

  • @naswinger
    @naswinger 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    whooo! a pinball machine at 8:20. good stuff

  • @SilasMortimer
    @SilasMortimer 11 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I loved this game back when it came out. I don't remember if this is what I bought my first CD ROM drive for, but if not it was shortly after. It has such a surreal freakiness to it. I liked it far better than Phantasmagoria.

    • @SilasMortimer
      @SilasMortimer 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Maybe? Personally, I found the acting so wooden and the dialog so ridiculous that I had trouble finishing it. It's a piece of history, though, so might be worth considering anyway.
      In my opinion, a far better suggestion would be the Gabriel Knight series. Only the second one is live action, but I enjoyed it far more than Phantasmagoria.

    • @thatguyontheright1
      @thatguyontheright1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** Phantasmagoria is so bad, and so fucked up that it becomes awesome...if you are into that kind of horror. I wouldn't call it torture porn, but the violence is the big draw in Phantasmagoria.

    • @MrSnapy1
      @MrSnapy1 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Since you liked this game yea Phantasmagoria is worth playing. I would recommend Gabrial knight 2 as well.Best I remember its made by the same company and is the newer game.Fixing a few annoyances of Phantasmagoria.

    • @unbridledenthusiasm
      @unbridledenthusiasm 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      MrSnapy1 GK2 is incredible. Great sequel to a fantastic game, and far superior to Phantasmagoria.

  • @slycooperscane
    @slycooperscane 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    After watching this video I spent the next day watching a full long play of this game. It was incredibly enjoyable.

  • @NihilQuest
    @NihilQuest 10 ปีที่แล้ว

    Consider me interested. What a shame I didn't get to play this one back in the day. Surprisingly I remember lots of advertisement for Harvester in game magazines in Poland

  • @kayeplaguedoc9054
    @kayeplaguedoc9054 10 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Call me sick, weird, whatever - but I find this game fucking hilarious. There are a couple scenes that are genuinely disturbing in some way, but for the most part I think its a wonderous homage to crappy horror films, set in its own weird little world. The combat and bugs are a bitch though, and on modern computers the bug evolve from just "Eh, deal with it" to "Flat out deal breaker" in some cases, but I fuckin' love this game and love to laugh at it. If I had a mic and a hard drive with enough space to record, my girlfriend & I would bust out some beers and love to do a Let's Play/MST3k style riff thing with it :D

    • @1300l
      @1300l 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well you must remember violent games wasnt commoum, at least so explicit.
      So it had the capacity of as liz told, to be amuzing to some but very disturbing to others back then.
      I bet you are younger then i, so it is hard to see how it realy was genuine hardcore stuff back then.

    • @1300l
      @1300l 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *****
      I mean for videogame standards

    • @troyroebuck36
      @troyroebuck36 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      So.. Just curious, how does it end? I was thinking the place is some type of weird afterlife but now I guess not?... I can't/won't play it so It's not spoiling anything for me

    • @Joe_Panes
      @Joe_Panes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Troy Roebuck There are plenty of people who have done their own playthrough of Harvester, such as theRPGminx and CinnamonToastKen.
      If you want a simple summary...
      *Spoilers* You have been warned *Spoilers*
      Harvester is a simulation set up by a secret organisation called 'The Harvesters', the intention is that those in the simulation are desensitised to violence to the point that they are willing to kill without remorse. If this is the case those put in the simulation are then a part of The Harvesters as promised from the start, otherwise, your life support is turned off and you die as a result of the simulation.
      In the game, at the end, you are given the choice 'Kill Stephenie' or 'Live in the simulation with Stephenie' both options result in the death of Stephenie, but living in the simulation causes you to live a full life with Stephenie, even though it has only been a few minutes in the real world.
      There is a lot more to the endings, I would recommend you watching a playthrough anyway since it is a very interesting game to see unfold before you.

    • @troyroebuck36
      @troyroebuck36 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh! Cool! Interesting ending there. Thank you for taking the time to explain it, I'll absolutely check out a video. I'd just assumed that there wasn't a play through out there, so thank you

  • @mattm7220
    @mattm7220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    So wait... This mid-90's "horror" game plays out over 6 days? Doesn't that mean it happens over 5 nights? Dear Lord, the 5-night-horror-game idea has always been around, hasn't it?

  • @Keppis100
    @Keppis100 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Played this 2 weeks ago and loved it! Highly recommended!

  • @IHJello
    @IHJello 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My man was early on the harvester review. Kudos

  • @MrVenom1974
    @MrVenom1974 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great review. Never heard of this "classic". I thnk this is one of the fmv titles that had to be played. I'll look for it now ;-)

  • @Glassandcandy
    @Glassandcandy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    In this game you can get Steve arrested for showing pornography to a child
    In real life the guy who played Steve was arrested for child pornography
    Life imitates art

  • @PaddyMcMe
    @PaddyMcMe 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    The world's largest and slowest alarm clock bit had me in tears. Like something out of Monty Python.

  • @SpaztallicA
    @SpaztallicA 8 ปีที่แล้ว

    thumbs up for the inspector gadget reference.